Me: "alright Mr. Spider" The Human Spider: "That's crap. Robbie, here's your comment one." The Human Spider: "I'll give you a heart for it." Me: "A pin" The Human Spider: "That's outrageous! Done."
peter could say Jameson is spiderman and he would go to jail for stealing all that money, be carefull when you go to the police, the result can be quite unexpected sometimes...
3:09 Dollar- Man: I'm really sorry Mr. Ditkovich you know all I got is this twenty for the rest of the week Mr. Ditkovich: *AHHHHH!* Dollar-Man: I need that money! Mr. Ditkovich: *AHHHHH!*
We should all thank this guy at 0:58 who refused to pay Peter to give him his 300 dollars for creating the great personalities we today know as the " guy who missed the part where it was his problem" and the "money man".
If Peter Parker went around asking every resident of New York City for money, and each person gave him at least a dollar, then he would be a multi-millionaire.
3:25 It makes perfect sense if you know L'Hopital rule it firstly invented by Bernoulli later on Bernoulli sold his formula to L'Hopital because he wants that money
"I had to beat an old lady with a stick to get this cash!" ~Bully Maguire probably Edit: I was close to the actual line in the video, I thought I was original, but The Human Spider beat me to it.
2:16 “Are you in? Or are you out?” “Out, Gobbie. Out of money.” Oh yeah, got one more: *Mr Ditkovitch grabs Peter’s money when he presents it to him* “Take your hand off my money.”
Me: "alright Mr. Spider"
The Human Spider: "That's crap. Robbie, here's your comment one."
The Human Spider: "I'll give you a heart for it."
Me: "A pin"
The Human Spider: "That's outrageous! Done."
Ms Brandt give this man a PIN, the Human Spider the MONEY and throw in a bar of SOAP
"How's the pin?"
You: "So good"
@Darth Grievous Uhh... I made it
I know what the pin feels like, feels good, the power everything, but you'll lose yourself
This man stole my pin and his still out there
“With great money comes great financial stability..”
Lmfao allegedly
4:45 I love how Peter invites MJ to an expensive, fancy restaurant just to ask if he could borrow $100.
It's easier that way :)
Peter Parker Logic
He?
He probably had her pay for the dinner and picked out the most expensive shit he could, that'd be a believable move in league with his character
Language nitpick: He borrows. She lends.
Peter's such a kind person. He didn't ask Harry for money at his father's funeral.
I literally spit my water when I saw this comment lmao
I missed the part where that's my problem
I need that money
this comment is hilarious 😂🤣
He has manners
"Whatever life holds in store for me, I will need money. This is my curse." - Me too, Parker, me too.
“I wonder how much I’ll have to pay?” I died
Yea it was hilarious 😂
😂
Best moment of the video🤣🤣🤣
Soooo funnnnnnnnyyyyyyy
XD
"I read all your research on MONEYY" is golden
"Day by day I need that money" one of the most famous and beautiful poems of history
Life in a nutshell
Its one of the greatest lines ever written
Lmfaooooo
Truly one of the poems of all time
😂
Harry: spiderman has to pay
Peter: I wonder how much I've to pay
😂😂
193 likes no comment? let me fix that "joke"
@@peterkukuc8217shut up bot
I died there 😂🤑🤑
Peter : But Harry , Spider-Man’s broke
😂😂😂
Mad respect to Aunt may for opening the door 3 times and saying the same line.Such a natural acting
Aunt of all time
@Hate Speech Your mom's room door
Not to mention she was wearing the same exact clothes and the same hairstyle each time.
Ohhh Peter…. Ohhhhh
@@SYDAirlineEnthusiast She definitely needs that money
I love how whenever he threatens people with a gun, they don't act intimidated, they just go with the flow.
Ditkovic is really helping Peter here. Such a heartfelt moment.
He's gonna make Peter his son-in-law
He is a good man
relationship goals
Hes my favorite character
@@phantomgamer4463 he’s good money
3:14 casually returning the money
As a wise man once said: *I NEED THAT MONEY!*
With great money, comes great big booty bitches
@Not RickroII 🅥 two bots fighting each other lol
@@jettfighterii8050 14,000,605 years of evolution & we've barely even understood the spamming level of these bots
@@pulkitgupta5749 lol
I missed the part that's my problem
"If you need the shots I'll take the staff job. Double the money."
Underappreciated line
Gotta love how happy Aunt May gets everytime Peter gets the money
Also when he confessed to murder lol
@@ClaustroPasta He said that Flint Marco was killed the night before, so he didn't really confess to murder
@@danielsanchezgomez882 True. Spiderman killed him
Except when he takes her money
@@mattipontinen8696 Yeah I know
4:20 jameson shocked
His face changed so fast😂
“Day by Day, I need that money” one of the most impactful poems ever from the Money Man
Im just pissed she didn't let him finish... we got robbed! I NEED THAT POEM!
Day by day-
Don't start..
In 7:10 it just kills me when Peter just says that 100 bucks means everything to him 😂😂😂
Well, the ads said three thousand
In my experience its not so much whats been stolen but the disrespect of the act itself.
"With great power comes great Money" - Bully Maguire
That’s us?🤨🤨
@@bullymaguire921 Oh boy Yeah😌
@ᗩᗪᗪY M. no please Don’t say that😢
Rent ?
@@bullymaguire921 I missed the part where that’s my problem.
6:38 we all said it! I NEED THAT MONEY. Classic, this doesn't get old
As I said earlier, Sam Raimi didn't realize what a timeless masterpiece he was developing 23yrs ago.
Still he needed that money 😆
21 years ago
@@DunkYTP Maybe he started 2 years earlier, but I don't know. I know the movie was released in 2002.
Holy cow I just realized it was that long ago!!!
The Guy literally came back because he needed that Money.
2:40 Peter's expression said it all
😂😂
The Dollar-Man is the strongest version of Bully Maguire yet, to make Mr Ditkovich to give him his money back.
Even the where-is-my-rent-man gave up to dollar-man
2:10 Dollar-man turned into Pinocchio
"I need that money!"
"Yes. I can see that!" 🤣
Your creativity with this stuff amazes me every time.
LMAO!!!
My favorite part was 1:55
The prophet motive. Never fails.
This almost stops the "Everyone's horny" version, where he says to Betty, "I want a ***job", and she replies with "yes, I can see that". Almost :)
7:44 flint Marko the man who stole my money he was killed last night holy😂
Jameson is so terrified of Bully Maguire that he keeps him employed and pays him 3,000 for each set of photos instead of going to the authorities
Well, have you seen the state of the justice system lately? They probably wouldn't do shit anymore. lol. Gotta love New York.
peter could say Jameson is spiderman and he would go to jail for stealing all that money, be carefull when you go to the police, the result can be quite unexpected sometimes...
3:09
Dollar- Man: I'm really sorry Mr. Ditkovich you know all I got is this twenty for the rest of the week
Mr. Ditkovich: *AHHHHH!*
Dollar-Man: I need that money!
Mr. Ditkovich: *AHHHHH!*
"You could make more money selling your ass" That shit literally cracks me up
"Why so interested?"
"I'm not"
*Return of Pinocchio Nose*
He wanted to pimp dat ass out.
Next scene is MJ singing
"They say that selling your ass is wonderful. It's wonderful, so they tell meeeee'
he be spittin facts tho
I brought the likes to 666 yussss
*with my like the likes of this comment will be 669* >:)
“Whatever life holds in store for me, I will need money. This is my curse.” Same Petey same.
In this day and age, Peter is becoming much more relatable!
Inflation's a bitch, especially in NYC.
Right !?
Good old spiderzoomer :D
4:07 is the funniest fucking moment ive ever had in my life hooooooooooooly shit. PUT THE MONEY IN THE BAAAAAG
He said it so kindly too 😂
“Whatever life holds in store for me, I will need money.”
Too real…
6:16 i got the money
Oooooh peter
7:35 bro did him dirty😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
“Whatever life holds in store for me. I’ll need money.”
That’s very relatable.
Hi, put the money in the bag
@@APOXAND “I need that money”
I missed the part where thats my problem
@@APOXAND Imma put Sum dirt in your eye
Look at little Rockin Blaze junior, gonna cry?
Peter doesn't care who's dying.. He NEEDS that money!
If only Green Goblin knew that Peter only needed money, then he would've just bribed Peter with Oscorp's remaining funds then rule the World.
He should have thought of that earlier.
@@Sherlawk he knew it, but they were both greedy, Peter asked for more money, green goblin refused
5:58 This scene always cracks me up.
We should all thank this guy at 0:58 who refused to pay Peter to give him his 300 dollars for creating the great personalities we today know as the " guy who missed the part where it was his problem" and the "money man".
the ad said $3000
@@Jack1994hoo I missed the part where that's my problem
Phrase of my life : I need that money!
And.....Day by day.....I need that money!
40000 years of evolution and we’ve barely even tapped the vastness of money potential
true
40,000 years of human evolution and we've barely even tapped the vastness of *needing that money* potential.
Yet you didn't evolution 😐
@@orllop620 *evolve
If Peter Parker went around asking every resident of New York City for money, and each person gave him at least a dollar, then he would be a multi-millionaire.
This was actually one of my favorite ones yet.
*“Haven’t you heard? I need that money”*
That line flowed so well
"Whatever life holds in store for me, I will need money" Lmao you've got that right 🤣😂🤣
"Spider-Man will pay" "I wonder how much I will have to pay" THIS IS ABSOLUTE PERFECTION
*"Say my name"*
*"Dollar man"*
*"You're goddamn right"*
Heisenberg would be proud xD
"You got my name wrong is 'the human dollar'"
@@romasliv I missed the part where that's my problem
1:54 got me laughing so hard
Bully Maguire and Mr Krabs would be legendary battle for money!
@What bot xd
And Scrooge McDuck
@@BeneluxProjects2020s Scrooge wins because he can dive into a pool of gold coins like water. That's some serious Toon Force power.
Yes but krabs would have charged people each time he saved their lives.
unstoppable force meets immovable object
“i had to beat an old lady with a stick to get that 💰 “ 🤣💀😭🤣🤣🤣🤣
I've never seen Peter's grandma this happy until he got that money
Grandma?
@Vishal-gg9dq That's Aunt May 😕
Aunt
Like roommates living in a trailer park 😂😂😂
Nice of Mr Ditkovitch to give Peter the twenty back after he said that he really needed it.
Otto: "You're getting on my nerves."
Peter: "You're robbing the bank - I need that money!"
Otto: "Not anymore."
Peter: "Oh boy, yeah!"
7:04 what is that cursed image
It’s flint marko’s mugshot
"Listen, I was thinking if you could let me a hundred bucks..." 😂😂
"I'll need money, this is my curse"
I can relate.
0:54 lol that savage the money guys say "i missed the part where thats my proplem"
4:26 it's MJ..I'm gonna ask her money xd
Yes!
ur editing is so smooth and it just feels real
1:00 looks so convincing!! Excellent editing!!
I hadn’t laughed that hard in years. Absolutely amazing.
I can't re-watch the trilogy seriously after seeing this lol
3:00 Pure gold man… Pure gold
JJJ calling 3000 dollars outrageous and proceeds to pay him the same is hilarious 😂😂
3:25 It makes perfect sense if you know L'Hopital rule it firstly invented by Bernoulli later on Bernoulli sold his formula to L'Hopital because he wants that money
1:08 This is the moment when Peter became PeterBurg
7:20 The ad said three thousand😂😂🤣Iam dying🤣🤣
1:33
Petter : I need that money !
Betty brant :yes I can see that🤣
🤣
😂😂😂😂
Damn that fits hilariously perfect.😂😂😂
"Flint Marko... the man who stole my money.. he was killed last night"
"Oh, Peter 🥰"
I’m gonna say it. This is the best Spider-Man edit I’ve ever seen. Had me laughing out loud the whole time 😂
5:34 This is so fucking underrated 😂😂😂
LMAO
His poem is very inspiring
The I wonder how much i'll have to pay fits perfectly lmfao 😂.
2:45 terrible measures in terrible situations
5:08 the part where my soul almost left my body by laughing.
That smile on his mugshot 7:04 😂👍🏻
He does that smile when he steals money
😂😂😂
5:25 i love how you can hear the Ditkovich music as he says that 😂😂😂
2:01 is this a crossover?
Sounds like humanity on a whole.
Buddy your creativity is next level.If someone gives you a story I think you can make 100s of movies based on that
100s of movies? The ad said 3000.
@@kevinsuleymanov1845I missed the part where that’s my problem
Taking a shot every time "money" is mentioned.
"You could make more money selling your ass"
Bruh I died 😂😂🤣🤣
Why so interested she said
LMAOOOO!!
1:09
Why do the headline and the news don't match but are perfect.😂😂
2:34
Omg that one got me the most💀💀💀
☠️
I wonder how much I will have to pay...
3:35 American tax payer vs American Healthcare
1:20 And just like that, all of Peter's debt problems ceased to exist
“Remember, With great money, comes great money,” -Peter Parker, 2024.
🤑🤣🤣
@@FAMEROBI get it.
"whatever life has in store for me, i will need money
this is my curse"
me too bro, me too. we are all cursed like this.
3:15 what a kind landlord, giving free rent
7:58 nearly all humans relate to that
I never knew I had so much in common with Spiderman.
The part where he robbed Aunt May was gold.
Peterr Parker being an early GTA Protaginist
The Gun in Spider Man is definitely deadly cus whenever he pulls out, they didn't argue they just gave him Money, damn even Jameson didn't argue
Missed opportunity to end it with
"My curse, my money, *i n e e d t h a t m o n e y* "
"Whatever life holds in store for me
I'll always need money" quote of decades
Sandman literally having a "penny" got me 😂
It's so wholesome that aunt May is always supportive of Peter, even when he's gonna ask MJ for money 😂
“No matter what life holds in store for me, I will need money”
Peter’s life in a nutshell
"I had to beat an old lady with a stick to get this cash!"
~Bully Maguire probably
Edit: I was close to the actual line in the video, I thought I was original, but The Human Spider beat me to it.
Beat meat to it
2:16 “Are you in? Or are you out?”
“Out, Gobbie. Out of money.”
Oh yeah, got one more:
*Mr Ditkovitch grabs Peter’s money when he presents it to him*
“Take your hand off my money.”
6:29 That's right 😂