SKYRIM A Perfectly Balanced Game With No Exploits - Can You Beat Skyrim The Worst Sword Challenge

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  • Skyrim is a classical RPG game which practically everyone has played in there life. This is partly due to the fact that they managed to port it onto PC, Xbox, playstation, switch and Samsung smart fridge. The list goes on. Anyway today we are discovering that skyrim is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits well excluding the wooden sword and reanu keeves. So today I chose to revisit the game and ask the question. What if they just used a wooden sword to defeat the dragon. and Can you beat skyrim with a wooden sword in one hit? These are the important questions which have gone unanswered for too long! So yes today we are going to break the game with the power of Enchanted and improved wooden swords!
    What you have seen here today is part of a fantastic perfectly balanced series on youtube where I go from game to game and break them with wacky exploits to gain things like unlimited gold. If you enjoyed this then be sure to check out more. The style is similar to RT game and callmekevin in parts. A large influence on this series has come from Valefisk and The Killian Experience.
    So sit back relax and enjoy this skyrim challenge!
    Patreon: / spiffing
    Twitter: @thespiffingbrit
    Discord: / discord
    title: SKYRIM A Perfectly Balanced Game With No Exploits - Can You Beat Skyrim The Worst Sword Challenge
    Last Skyrim Video: SKYRIM A Perfectly Balanced Game With No Exploits - Can You Beat Skyrim With Only A Fork Challenge
    Last Last Skyrim Video: SKYRIM But I Use Modern Weapons To Break The Game - Can You Beat Skyrim With Only A MINIGUN?
    #funny #montage #Skyrim

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  • @JackSpackProductions
    @JackSpackProductions 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5129

    *Enemies all hit Spiff in unison causing 30 health damage.*
    Spiff: All that for a drop of tea

    • @thepizzaman9159
      @thepizzaman9159 5 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      iron man drinks coffee in endgame

    • @migukmoonpark4312
      @migukmoonpark4312 5 ปีที่แล้ว +146

      Iron Man also didn't live.

    • @squeaky4454
      @squeaky4454 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Fork give me my child

    • @zanesnyder9611
      @zanesnyder9611 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I subscribed because of the fork video and I dont even play skyrim, I just remember I used to watch your videos before I had an acc

    • @scurvype30
      @scurvype30 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *hits spiff*

  • @RiftFishing
    @RiftFishing 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5636

    Keanu Reeves: "You're breathtaking!"
    Reanu Keeves: "I'm taking your breath"

    • @wratharkana7069
      @wratharkana7069 5 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      Perfection.

    • @dragonslayerornstein387
      @dragonslayerornstein387 5 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      This is a highly r/whoosh comment, but. The soul is equivalent to breath in Hebrew, which mean, Keeves takes your soul.

    • @wratharkana7069
      @wratharkana7069 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      I mean it does have soul trap

    • @Agent8132
      @Agent8132 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Spiff: "I'm taking your colonies. And tea"

    • @korkhik6297
      @korkhik6297 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      This is the peek of humanity

  • @anthonyromanelli1392
    @anthonyromanelli1392 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2778

    Wouldn’t putting a wooden sword on a grindstone turn it into sawdust?
    “It just works”

    • @Tony-oh7eo
      @Tony-oh7eo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Huh

    • @nemernemer
      @nemernemer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      Anthony Romanelli Splinters for extra damage.

    • @almightycheeseburger2988
      @almightycheeseburger2988 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      208 days until you can't fill a soul grm

    • @Matt-md5yt
      @Matt-md5yt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That is true

    • @almightycheeseburger2988
      @almightycheeseburger2988 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @arron hall but a rough amount is my direct translation, I was going minimalist for that

  • @gManGabe
    @gManGabe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2707

    If target dies within *THE CURRENT CENTURY* , fills a soul gem.

    • @Ruvaakdein
      @Ruvaakdein 5 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      * Becomes a vampire to survive *

    • @osmacar5331
      @osmacar5331 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Nope around 7 months irl

    • @barbecue1015
      @barbecue1015 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      osmacar ever heard of a joke?

    • @thehoodedteddy1335
      @thehoodedteddy1335 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      A good trick, you only really *need* like 1 or 2 seconds because if they die from the weapon, they die within 1 second of being hit by it, assuming you don’t rely on Damage over Time with said weapon

    • @letsget100subswithnovideo8
      @letsget100subswithnovideo8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      it's only 22 day because 9 million seconds is 11 days so x2 it will be 22

  • @aople4682
    @aople4682 4 ปีที่แล้ว +290

    Have you seen that warrior from Skyrim? He's got wooden swords. Wooden. Swords.

  • @Sizifus
    @Sizifus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1274

    "I saw Keanu Reeves kill 5 men with a pencil"
    "I saw Reanu Keeves kill 5 Ebony Warriors with a wooden sword"

    • @andrewhunt7328
      @andrewhunt7328 5 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      He also known as the world's best assassin Won Jick

    • @venomsnake225
      @venomsnake225 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Shouldn't Reanu Keeves kill a pencil with 5 men

    • @Vijay-tg7hf
      @Vijay-tg7hf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      with a forkin pencil!

    • @kaustubhajrekar3583
      @kaustubhajrekar3583 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      he should have used the "forkgive me "

    • @matthewsteele1010
      @matthewsteele1010 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@andrewhunt7328 i saw Rihanna keys kill 50 men with his own farts

  • @crusader-yv9zr
    @crusader-yv9zr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +310

    "Why are they not hostile?" Because everyone hates Ancano.

  • @propheinx2250
    @propheinx2250 2 ปีที่แล้ว +176

    I did this back in the day too. But instead of challenging the Ebony Warrior, who stood no chance, I made a copy of my god equipment and placed it on a random town guard. It's so much better than what they have, so they equip it immediately. Then the true battle of the gods can commence!

    • @pumpkinjack7265
      @pumpkinjack7265 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Thats cool im gonna do it too

    • @WatermelonOfDoom
      @WatermelonOfDoom ปีที่แล้ว

      Who won?

    • @propheinx2250
      @propheinx2250 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @fruitpunchclown2171 the 1st time, I didn't give the guard good enough equipment, so I obviously won. The 2nd time, I made both our equipment side by side so they'd be equal. I still won, skyrim AI is nothing to write home about. The 3rd time I made several copies and put em on random guards. They got me that time.

    • @WatermelonOfDoom
      @WatermelonOfDoom ปีที่แล้ว

      @@propheinx2250 got it

    • @asteroid9925
      @asteroid9925 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      This is a late reply but I can’t do the exploit, I make the res potion drink it take off my ring and the minor alchemy necklace then put them back on and go to repeat but nothings changed

  • @billyfay2670
    @billyfay2670 5 ปีที่แล้ว +918

    You should have names the soul trap wooden sword “your soul is pine”

    • @adrienquigley9676
      @adrienquigley9676 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      This comment is underrated af

    • @moth1095
      @moth1095 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      The fucking legend of a joke

    • @etiletsatsi5130
      @etiletsatsi5130 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      and the other: I knew you, wood. The comma is very important.

    • @Mullet-ZubazPants
      @Mullet-ZubazPants 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      This is Pine All Trap ... these go to 11

    • @zacharyrollick6169
      @zacharyrollick6169 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      My Breton character Jaque the Soul Ripper wants it so bad.

  • @JamesPyrich
    @JamesPyrich 5 ปีที่แล้ว +461

    “We might as well test these weapons on the most annoying person around.”
    *advertisement plays*

    • @ronakino
      @ronakino 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Same! 😂

    • @patch276
      @patch276 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Wait was it an elswyr ad for you guys?

    • @JamesPyrich
      @JamesPyrich 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I don’t remember so go with whatever is funniest

    • @ronakino
      @ronakino 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      No, but I’ve watched this video twice now and it happened both times! 😂

  • @evil-robot
    @evil-robot 5 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    Next episode: Someone has placed a rune of lighting on the cart to Windhelm. It will detonate if it goes under 4 mph, killing Bjorlam and probably a few chickens. Reanu Keaves in Speed 3: Wagon of Doom.

    • @dannythemonkey8446
      @dannythemonkey8446 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Time to create a time loop so we can safely get the chickens off the wagon

  • @Azzathas
    @Azzathas 2 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    When the wooden sword says “339” damage, that’s actually not true. It’s only the first 3 digits. Your sword without enchantments actually does over 30000 damage. WAY more than enough to 1 shot karstagg. You can find the base damage right next to your carry weight.

  • @AlexTheAverageKid
    @AlexTheAverageKid 5 ปีที่แล้ว +728

    Potion seller.. I'm going into battle, and I require your strongest potions
    Reanu Keeves: "my potions are too strong for you traveler"

  • @hansyolo8277
    @hansyolo8277 5 ปีที่แล้ว +384

    "Children can be used as piggy banks"
    -The Spiffing Brit, 2019

    • @abuckarooboyo7104
      @abuckarooboyo7104 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@thespiffingbrit "Don't quote me on that"
      -The Spiffing Brit, 2019

    • @CheckingForPulse
      @CheckingForPulse 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      u mean reanu keeves right?

    • @familythompson7168
      @familythompson7168 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@CheckingForPulse no that is what he said in the video
      And before anybody says "wOoOsH!!1!!!1!" Its not obvious it was a joke so shut up

    • @rememberme3156
      @rememberme3156 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      OBJECTS THAT I HAVE SHOVED UP MY ARSE: COINS

    • @horehoundbasedcandy8736
      @horehoundbasedcandy8736 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@thespiffingbrit too late

  • @frostycane5134
    @frostycane5134 5 ปีที่แล้ว +323

    The reanu keeves joke is really messing with my dyslexia

    • @seblorkhan2618
      @seblorkhan2618 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Tbh, Same

    • @gabbyjurado98
      @gabbyjurado98 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      The first few times i heard it yeah. Now i hear reannu keaves instead of the actors actual name

    • @mayahinnefeld8564
      @mayahinnefeld8564 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The only thing I think of when I hear dyslexia is Percy Jackson

    • @gamelordkiller3344
      @gamelordkiller3344 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@mayahinnefeld8564 jercy packson??

    • @justsomeguy5470
      @justsomeguy5470 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@gamelordkiller3344 I thought it was Jackson Perry

  • @SoulFoxie
    @SoulFoxie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +314

    *"And that's why you should never underestimate having kids because you can drain them for their life force"* ~ The Spiffing Brit 2019

    • @melodychenault4655
      @melodychenault4655 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I’m so excited for the next time you come to work on the video and I can not wait to see if your video is good 😊

    • @sebastiangibson9671
      @sebastiangibson9671 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Man a tip Darth nihlius needed to follow

    • @EwetoobSucks
      @EwetoobSucks ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@sebastiangibson9671
      Awesome Game !

  • @andrewsav4865
    @andrewsav4865 5 ปีที่แล้ว +356

    "Smithing increased to 44"
    *One wooden sword later*
    "Smithing increased to 100"

    • @TuffMelon
      @TuffMelon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      "People were just making iron daggers to level smithing, so we changed the smithing experience to be based off of the value of the item you make"
      *breaks everything anyway*

    • @gustavakerman2566
      @gustavakerman2566 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      TBH you have to be a damn good smith to *forge a wooden sword on an anvil* without it breaking, charring or simply burning to a crisp.

    • @askmeaboutsugma
      @askmeaboutsugma 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@gustavakerman2566 Nah a damn good smith knows you don’t hammer a wooden sword. You *can* fire it in a kiln, which will harden it, but you’re not going to want it in your typical forge.
      This is Skyrim logic, however, where a secret assassin’s guild’s hideout is a hundred yards away from a village, and has an entrance in plain sight on the side of a rock wall bordering a beach which is also a port, and said entrance is a demonic maroon door that speaks, and somehow nobody has any idea where these guys are hiding.

    • @TaikaJamppa
      @TaikaJamppa 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@askmeaboutsugmaDon’t forget, Dawnstar Sanctuary was abandoned a millenia ago…

  • @gabecarroll9869
    @gabecarroll9869 5 ปีที่แล้ว +503

    Spiff: 21,000% stronger
    Actually 218,000% stronger

    • @kennehau
      @kennehau 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Todd Howard found a Spiff exploit

    • @208jdog
      @208jdog 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@kennehau u mean hodd toward

    • @lolpop7799
      @lolpop7799 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Godd soward*

  • @raven2034
    @raven2034 4 ปีที่แล้ว +238

    Ebony warrior: ""Spiffing brit give up we have you 1 to 5"
    *proceeds to take a sip of tea*
    Spiffing Brit: "I like these odds"

    • @GhostLink92
      @GhostLink92 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Then it is an even fight...

    • @raven2034
      @raven2034 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@GhostLink92 of course not

    • @gladiatorgodclassic1
      @gladiatorgodclassic1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "You might actually stand a chance"

    • @azurath1845
      @azurath1845 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      “You’re gonna need more”

    • @rynnex
      @rynnex 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Spiffing Brit: All I am surrounded by is overwhelming fear & dead men.

  • @LegendRed01
    @LegendRed01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +350

    "I don't think anyone has 211 real world days of playtime in Skyrim"
    MxR: "Am I a Joke to you??"

    • @Estolcles
      @Estolcles 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Don't make us Crusade. Jeannie gets teary eyed when we Crusade. Then when she cries, WE CRUSADE HARDER!!!!!

    • @bryan23361
      @bryan23361 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Wish I still had my old Xbox 360... I had a combined 6k hours of Skyrim over five years 😭

    • @hydra9627
      @hydra9627 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I had a sad childhood

    • @Malkontent1003
      @Malkontent1003 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ah, a fellow of culture, I see! Krewsaders for the win!

    • @Eclipse-nim
      @Eclipse-nim 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I remember when he was good. Sigh.

  • @milkytapwater1686
    @milkytapwater1686 5 ปีที่แล้ว +311

    imagine selling forkgive me and the merchant is just like "yeah im gonna need 2 billion for the burden of taking forkgive me"

    • @katscagurangan585
      @katscagurangan585 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Yaboi Avery
      Or even better,
      Yeah, sorry but i’ll need about 2 billion septims for this, i hope you’ll *forkgive me*

    • @thomasgallagher6935
      @thomasgallagher6935 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@katscagurangan585 r/yourjokebutworse

  • @TuffMelon
    @TuffMelon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +307

    "Have kids so you can drain their life force"
    So, Spiffing is secretly Flemeth from Dragon Age.

    • @nonamae2009
      @nonamae2009 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I tried having kids but they drained my life force. I think I did it wrong.

    • @BBreezybaby114
      @BBreezybaby114 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I thought I was the only one who made that connection 😂😂😂

  • @arueshalaetablebuildingsociety
    @arueshalaetablebuildingsociety 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    If the target dies in just under 7 realtime months, you get a soul gem.

  • @tealcformerfirstprimeofapo22
    @tealcformerfirstprimeofapo22 4 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    He shoould use these exploits to make a bow thats basically a railgun

    • @ravenfloofy1472
      @ravenfloofy1472 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not possible

    • @cheesypaladin3699
      @cheesypaladin3699 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      IceDragon802Offishal what do you mean? It will just work.

    • @eyoshinthemaximum
      @eyoshinthemaximum 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      And he did

    • @AkoTE.
      @AkoTE. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      “It just works” - Todd Howard

  • @chunta957
    @chunta957 5 ปีที่แล้ว +192

    -so, how much power do you want?
    -yes

    • @Kemot300
      @Kemot300 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Palpatine: UNLIMITED POWER!!!

    • @bohnzo473
      @bohnzo473 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      "All of it"

  • @cekithings
    @cekithings 5 ปีที่แล้ว +349

    "If target dies within 211 days, fills a soul gem"

    • @SpiderKoloPL
      @SpiderKoloPL 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      "If target dies withing 211 days, it doesn't go to Sovngarde"

    • @ryanfelton3476
      @ryanfelton3476 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Still not long enough for me. Bought the game 3 years ago, still not past the tutorial

    • @iancasleton6356
      @iancasleton6356 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      this made me laugh instantly..... i just imagined someone walking in a crowd just poking people hoping that 1 0f the 2365 you jabbed eventually fills that damn black soul gem.

  • @KaimArgonarEyyyy
    @KaimArgonarEyyyy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    That Soul Bucket weapon is actually terrifying. Imagine getting hit by that, and getting cursed with what would seem like a soul trap that lasts for years from your perspective. If you get killed during that time, there's no escaping it, you will end up in someone's soul gem and end up in the purgatory that is Soul Cairn.

  • @TheDarkWendigo199
    @TheDarkWendigo199 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    Using the almighty teachings of Reanu Keeves I have an infinite range telekinesis spell, a wooden sword with several thousand attack points, 12000000 of each stat and infinite carry weight
    Edit: also a ring blessed by Reanu himself which improves my wooden sword's attack by 200000000

    • @slayzer4526
      @slayzer4526 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Zxvxmmmnvhhhhhhhh

    • @propheinx2250
      @propheinx2250 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Now make a second complete outfit and plant it on a whiterun guard, watch as he immediately equips it all because its better than his current equipment, and let the battle of the gods commence!

    • @TheDarkWendigo199
      @TheDarkWendigo199 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@propheinx2250 oh absolutely

    • @nicholascompton2115
      @nicholascompton2115 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TheDarkWendigo199 Did you do it?

  • @KainaX122
    @KainaX122 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Random Bandit: "Wooden Swords? You're going to fight me with a child's TOY?"
    Reanu Keeves: "No, I'm going to wipe you very existence and every memory of you from the face of this universe. . . with a child's toy"

  • @theamazinglucia5224
    @theamazinglucia5224 5 ปีที่แล้ว +176

    "Have kids so you can drain their lifeforce"
    This sounds like something you do in CK2's cults

    • @natesmith3166
      @natesmith3166 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why else would u have kids

  • @Drake-kc7rd
    @Drake-kc7rd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    13:14 now i tried to do the math (rounded down and guarantee I did it wrong) but assuming you play almost perfect and run close to the WR for speed running this game you can beat it 13,865 times before the effect wore off with a couple min or so to spare

  • @TheVanishingDark534
    @TheVanishingDark534 3 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    Anybody else went back to view this video after another near 2 million subs this man has gained? If so, leave a thumbs up, I’m quite curious to the amount of us there are.

  • @halogenn_
    @halogenn_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +270

    I...for a whole minute I didn't question you calling him Reanu Keeves. "Sounds right to me"

    • @FilmsNerf2
      @FilmsNerf2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      He says his name so many times its like it has become... normal.

    • @notadrij8799
      @notadrij8799 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It sounds right now.

    • @elenacornick7057
      @elenacornick7057 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      When he said Keanu Reeves it sounded wrong

    • @TaikaJamppa
      @TaikaJamppa 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@elenacornick7057Who is Keanu Reeves again? Sounds distantly familiar… 🤣

  • @KohenBlassingame
    @KohenBlassingame 5 ปีที่แล้ว +571

    Spiff: no one has put 211 days into Skyrim
    Me: hold my tea

    • @verdiss7487
      @verdiss7487 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      It's only 5k hours

    • @Novasky2007
      @Novasky2007 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Looks at his logged hours on steam 12000+ **Sweating intensifys*

    • @jamiegreenham4140
      @jamiegreenham4140 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ive only just hit 500 hours on skyrim lol don't think I'll ever get that many hours

    • @TanyaSapienVintage
      @TanyaSapienVintage 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@jamiegreenham4140
      I'm currently at 516 logged hours on Steam, but there's a lot more uncounted from when I used to play in offline mode because bad internet, and the long long chunk of time I spent playing on my older brother's XBOX back in the day

    • @loopofkingthefulltheme20hi37
      @loopofkingthefulltheme20hi37 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I only have 69 hours

  • @busty1985
    @busty1985 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    I mean it's kind of irrelevant once they're enchanted but I feel it is worth noting that weapon dmg only displays 3 digits. If you look at the very bottom right in the "fine print" section it is likely (specifically using a smithing potion in excess of a million % increase) that the weapon does tens if not hundreds of thousands of dmg.

    • @IY4N218
      @IY4N218 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Had to figure this out the hard way, way back when you could still cheese your way to maxing every skill with that one book (whos name i cant remember). Made a broken sword, thought i messed up the cheese, only had a 550ish dmg short sword, made about 10 of them before i gave up, went to fight a giant and one shot it lmao

  • @rynnex
    @rynnex 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Matt: I'm the most powerful person in existance!
    Shaggy: No I am
    ???: Amateurs.
    Matt: What was that? Punk?!
    Reanu Keeves: *AMATEURS*

  • @trygveplaustrum4634
    @trygveplaustrum4634 5 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    8:43 I mean, I'd love for Reanu Keeves to drain my life *force,* but my life *source* is strictly another matter.
    *Don't take away my tea, Reanu!*

    • @quoriander
      @quoriander 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I vote stellaris

  • @Ignitus541
    @Ignitus541 5 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    “Look at them they’re doing damage to me; and how much?”
    “Well they’ve appeared to have actually done none so far”

  • @briishcabbage568
    @briishcabbage568 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Spiff: Have children so you can drain their life force
    Emperor Palpatine approves

  • @juancaban1215
    @juancaban1215 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I’m over here watching this just realizing it’s 2 years old and now has 2million subscribers… good content will never get old 👌🏽

  • @complimentbotd7232
    @complimentbotd7232 5 ปีที่แล้ว +243

    Now presenting, the Revr. Dr. Sir Reanu Keeves, master of Khajit Trading

    • @jmfindorff
      @jmfindorff 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Don't forget Destroyer of Universes

    • @johart309
      @johart309 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      what an opening of a TED talk

  • @mrcombustiblelemon2902
    @mrcombustiblelemon2902 5 ปีที่แล้ว +596

    Dear Brit,
    I'd like to know whether or not The legend of Zelda: Breath of the wild is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits.
    Kind regards,
    Mr. Combustible lemon

    • @brennanruiz1803
      @brennanruiz1803 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You can get infinite health and stamina, so yeah, it’s pretty broken.

    • @ghostlyrobber
      @ghostlyrobber 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@brennanruiz1803 do tell?

    • @Droffatsstafford
      @Droffatsstafford 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@brennanruiz1803 If Breath of the Wild is broken, then Skyrim is a tastefully arranged collection of dust particles that can be disrupted by breathing too hard.

    • @Jay-re1ej
      @Jay-re1ej 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      MrCombustibleLemon yessss

    • @Jay-re1ej
      @Jay-re1ej 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Do it do it!!!

  • @samueleveleigh2767
    @samueleveleigh2767 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    "cant leave the soul bucket, that would be devastating"
    - the thalmor want to know your location

  • @ZayRashod
    @ZayRashod 5 ปีที่แล้ว +325

    Reanue Keeves is the reason I have a youtube channel.. His power is the reason I'm able to call myself African American

    • @Banks_B
      @Banks_B 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Spiffing

    • @thatguyintherain3168
      @thatguyintherain3168 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      What does that even mean?

    • @slawdawg6098
      @slawdawg6098 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@thatguyintherain3168 don’t question it

    • @Dogprofile
      @Dogprofile 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Time to watch the video which has pumped up kicks playing over a school shooting

  • @galacticmarshin4510
    @galacticmarshin4510 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    I drank some Yorkshire tea...... And I turned into *Reanu Keeves left hand* 10/10 would force my family to drink it

    • @Novasky2007
      @Novasky2007 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You should get started diggin out the secret Tea Dungeon

  • @KeyMan137
    @KeyMan137 5 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    Nobody:
    TH-cam algorithm: I'm about to boost this man's whole career!

    • @sivad2076
      @sivad2076 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Spif dont need no algorithms. He is a great entertainer.

    • @SamGlaze
      @SamGlaze 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don’t think that joke works as well if it’s actually a recent video

    • @colindruce-mcfadden9026
      @colindruce-mcfadden9026 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@sivad2076 maybe so, but I had no idea who he was and yet two of his recent vids are all over my feed. I'm not complaining, but still.

    • @j3nnytool
      @j3nnytool 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Grog Stache me too

    • @sivad2076
      @sivad2076 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@colindruce-mcfadden9026 I should have put an ! after entertainer. But still I'm glad people are being pointed spiffs way. He deserves it

  • @teddy5004
    @teddy5004 2 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    I love how you made 15 episodes out of what could have been a single one.... "Enchanting in skyrim is too OP"

    • @busty1985
      @busty1985 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Technically speaking I would say alchemy is the real culprit. A few of the videos too (at least 2 I can think of) did involve the werewolf glitch to equip a bunch of items in a single slot

    • @Randomboi863
      @Randomboi863 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      thats free content

    • @teddy5004
      @teddy5004 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@busty1985 I'm specifically referring to the multiple enchantment videos hes done... The armor, the jewelry, the weapons...... Hes done a few of these videos lol
      Alchemy in skyrim is actually pretty nerfed due to the fact you have to actually gather resources for every single potion and they only last a minute or two...

    • @atlasimmortaleaterofworlds9633
      @atlasimmortaleaterofworlds9633 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@teddy5004 except whiterun item duplication glitch has not been patched so you can turn one item into 1000 items in less than an hour.
      I’ll correct you.
      Skyrim is broken. Even now.

    • @teddy5004
      @teddy5004 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@atlasimmortaleaterofworlds9633 Skyrim always has and always will be broken lol

  • @Mercy_Kills
    @Mercy_Kills 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    Yorkshire tea is actually available at my supermarket in New Zealand, it's great, thanks for pushing it so much haha

    • @thomasjensen1590
      @thomasjensen1590 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      But nothing beats... Tea, Earl Grey, Hot!

    • @intensellylit4100
      @intensellylit4100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @nobody ever the better nation.

    • @danyheatleyall-star3677
      @danyheatleyall-star3677 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Iced coffee from Dunkin>

    • @zacharyrollick6169
      @zacharyrollick6169 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@intensellylit4100 Except when it comes to tea. I concede that.

    • @TimeForDunston
      @TimeForDunston 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      nobody ever America is essentially the same as England but worse.

  • @themikead99
    @themikead99 5 ปีที่แล้ว +345

    If Yorkshire tea isnt sponsoring you guys, they should be.

    • @reallyFrogman
      @reallyFrogman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Can they sponsor my crippling depression?

    • @russianivan9651
      @russianivan9651 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tea is the greatest drink of all now

    • @nicknevco215
      @nicknevco215 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think I'll have some tea now

    • @ElectromagNick
      @ElectromagNick 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nicknevco215 DRINK YORKSHIRE TEA

    • @ikskilnieks3753
      @ikskilnieks3753 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@russianivan9651 wait... eithrt yoy're lying about being russian or about liking tea...

  • @lucmaluco100
    @lucmaluco100 5 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    Todd Howard: "YOU CAN'T HANDLE MY STRONGEST POTIONS" *game crashes*

    • @clakedenclaken
      @clakedenclaken 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      . . . 𝓟𝓸𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷 𝓼𝓮𝓵𝓵𝓮𝓻, 𝓟𝓵𝓮𝓪𝓼𝓮

    • @sage7149
      @sage7149 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      But potion seller...

  • @bowemorning
    @bowemorning 5 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    That tragic moment when you can't slaughter children in a video game. Always a disappointment!

    • @ShizaanSil
      @ShizaanSil 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Solution, play on pc and download some lovely mods :)

    • @Poppadop1
      @Poppadop1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      ​@@ShizaanSil PC Master Race: Where you can kill the children...

    • @RachaelLongLastName
      @RachaelLongLastName 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I think you mean every game except Minecraft.
      The villager children can run....
      BUT THEY CANT HIDE FROM STEVE!!!!!

    • @cornflakeshumunculus8373
      @cornflakeshumunculus8373 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      The children in this game would survive being slaughtered by Anakin

  • @Firsona
    @Firsona 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Spiff discovers ye olde fidget spinner... Tongs.

  • @Scam_Likely247
    @Scam_Likely247 5 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    I dont know why spiff is so excited about Reanu Keeves, wait until he meets Nuck Chorris

    • @pugmaster7757
      @pugmaster7757 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Lol you think the chorris family is powerful? You clearly have never heard of hodd toward!

    • @Scam_Likely247
      @Scam_Likely247 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@pugmaster7757 That is true, but the Toward family rarely bother themselves with the matters of mere mortals.

    • @RachaelLongLastName
      @RachaelLongLastName 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Scam_Likely247 this is also true until you hear the tales of Cohn Jena. His legacy is breathtaking

    • @Scam_Likely247
      @Scam_Likely247 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@RachaelLongLastName I have heard the myths. Are the legends true, pray tell?

    • @RachaelLongLastName
      @RachaelLongLastName 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Scam_Likely247 Aye, they are. Come with me Jared. Step into the world of legend, the magical land of Kekistan. Wonders untold await us! It is our destiny!

  • @SchwarzStein89
    @SchwarzStein89 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Last perk from enchanting allows you to put two enchantments on each item. As you might imagine, that's perfectly balanced.

  • @beshoy9150
    @beshoy9150 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I went to amazon and some replied with a 5 star review or Yorkshire gold saying it’s good especially while watching the spiffiNg Brit lmao

  • @dankdankeryetdanker2726
    @dankdankeryetdanker2726 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Man I kinda want to get Skyrim just to break the game.

  • @karlo8957
    @karlo8957 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Someone: You can't make this more overpowered
    Spiff: Hold my tea

  • @AaronAzimov
    @AaronAzimov 5 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    Congratulations on 500k good sir! Totally deserving, I'll drink some tea in cheers to you!

  • @nontowfoo
    @nontowfoo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I've been watching WWE wrestling and some of the Champions have held their titles for far less the Reanu Keaves has been absorbing health from his slain enemies.

  • @Murigan0
    @Murigan0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    Don't say it
    Don't say it
    Don't say it
    Don't say it
    Don't say it
    Me: the smithing brit

    • @missingindy
      @missingindy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thank you for this my friend

    • @rememberme3156
      @rememberme3156 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Splitting Brit

    • @mr.provision
      @mr.provision 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Best laugh I've had in a while, nicely done

    • @Cybrland1
      @Cybrland1 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      the britting spit

  • @-Raylight
    @-Raylight 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    _Fills a soul gem, absorb 17977670 points of health_
    Well I guess you can say Reanu Keeves is breathtaking, literally
    Become a Sir/Dame for £99.99
    UK: Wait a minute that's illegal

  • @thederpieststudios3450
    @thederpieststudios3450 5 ปีที่แล้ว +433

    Remember kids, when your old and have grandkids,
    *Drain their life force.*

    • @Jay-re1ej
      @Jay-re1ej 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      TheDerpiest Dino DrAiN tHeIr LiFe FoRcE

    • @damianisaac1235
      @damianisaac1235 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You're*

    • @MrFForger
      @MrFForger 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Rise of Skywalker be stealing ideas from TH-cam.

  • @akgus1
    @akgus1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    me: potion of smithing? i thought you said potion of spiffing
    everyone else:...
    except that one guy: *clap*

    • @enderdrive
      @enderdrive 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      *clap*

    • @akgus1
      @akgus1 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@enderdrive this is a year old lmao

    • @enderdrive
      @enderdrive 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@akgus1 Time is relative.

  • @jademunky4609
    @jademunky4609 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "I'm disappointed Todd, you made the children immortal"
    Just gold

  • @YugieEX
    @YugieEX 5 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    You can beat skyrim with just your fists, some iron boots and a wooden plate

    • @colbylamon8316
      @colbylamon8316 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I feel like if you whip that out at the bannered mare, the bards will listen to you instead.

    • @min-magicks
      @min-magicks 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      were you not aware that unarmed applied your gloves ARMOR BONUS to your attacks? get some blacksmithing potions and strap yourself in, cause it makes reanu keeves look balanced.

    • @_Yuputka_
      @_Yuputka_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@min-magicks now use 1million% enchanting on fortify unarmed on a ring and your gauntlets

    • @_Yuputka_
      @_Yuputka_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@min-magicks ACTUALLY, it only applies the BASE armor value of the gauntlets

    • @min-magicks
      @min-magicks 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@_Yuputka_ yeah, you don't enchant them. you drink a bs potion to buff blacksmithing and then create legendary gauntlets

  • @laurentiuiordache4019
    @laurentiuiordache4019 5 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    It appears “forkgive me” has charmed the souls out of those 100k peeps who liked the previous video...

  • @Just_Call_Me_Tim
    @Just_Call_Me_Tim 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    When I made my potions to make the crazy good alchemy buffs... I had to stop with things boosted in the 250-350% range. I killed the hell out of my game trying to see how high I could get things.
    Thank you, Todd Howard, you’re a legend (just not as legendary as Renault Keeves and his kin, I’m afraid)!

  • @canja_3
    @canja_3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    gotta love a wooden sword that can absorb the soul of anyone it hits. even if they survive the sword hitting them for 2/3rds of a year and die to something else Reanu Keeves will still fill a soul gem.

  • @yoloforlife48
    @yoloforlife48 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Youre all breath giving
    -Reanu keaves 2019

    • @YuiFunami
      @YuiFunami 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      you're all life giving

    • @yoloforlife48
      @yoloforlife48 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@YuiFunami why do you one up me?

    • @JBO2001
      @JBO2001 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@yoloforlife48 he just took your breath

  • @bepper66
    @bepper66 5 ปีที่แล้ว +175

    "There is no one with 211 days of Playtime in Skyrim" Oh spiffing, young naive spiffing ^^

    • @keeganmcvittie6762
      @keeganmcvittie6762 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I have about ~3000 hours and even that would only be 150 days

    • @Freedom-js4th
      @Freedom-js4th 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ther’s someone who does it for living (;.

    • @Artrysa
      @Artrysa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I did a quick google search. The player with the most hours in Skyrim is Evolyn with 55,843 hours which is 2326 days, which in turn is 6 years.

    • @Artrysa
      @Artrysa 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It has gone up since then. Evolyn has played another 424 hours. This guy either really loves Skyrim or he is really intent on keeping the record.

  • @josephiroth89
    @josephiroth89 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    24:11 Can you imagine losing that sword? Then some random person picks it up and uses it against you.

  • @wamblysky7585
    @wamblysky7585 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    God I love the stock photo editing style it's just the epitome of appearing like low effort editing... man props to whoever edits... love the style

  • @wind1521
    @wind1521 5 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    Civ 6 pls I would love to see Spiff “liberate” the world as the British and take hold of the tea supply.

  • @IncensedBus87
    @IncensedBus87 5 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    "Perfectly balanced as all things should be" Todd Howard-2011

  • @gigabytemon
    @gigabytemon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Todd: If you kill a target within a limited time frame, their soul gets trapped in a soul gem.
    Spiff: *makes the time limit 200 irl days long*

  • @mr77777777777777
    @mr77777777777777 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    9.30 am, Germany, just went out to buy fabulous Yorkshire Tee! GO OUT OF MY HEAD!

  • @Idividezero
    @Idividezero 5 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    Me: "Alexa, how long is 18 million seconds?"
    Alexa: "6 months, and 26 days."
    Me: *giggles*

    • @sklenotic
      @sklenotic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +greedily rubs hands+

    • @Firsona
      @Firsona 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I just pulled out a calculator and did that, lol.

    • @Senko_The_Fox
      @Senko_The_Fox 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Now how many years is that in game?

    • @troublesome3379
      @troublesome3379 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Senko_The_Fox 41.2 years I think

    • @Senko_The_Fox
      @Senko_The_Fox 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@troublesome3379 ty

  • @someweirdkid2380
    @someweirdkid2380 5 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    Spiffing Brit: Gets 100k likes in video
    Also Spiffing Brit: Makes like goal 30k
    Is this actually a challenge?

  • @lillyxfox2684
    @lillyxfox2684 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "nobody has 211 real world days in skyrim"
    me: *sweats in all versions of the release*

  • @luzfire7523
    @luzfire7523 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Let's just hit the Final Boss with a Paralysis Potion" Every Person dealing with an Ancient Threat, that a Main character will have to deal with later.

  • @xboxboys03
    @xboxboys03 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Reanu Keaves Doctor of Khajit Trading.

  • @TheSilentNoise28
    @TheSilentNoise28 5 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    Can Reanu Keeves survive the dreaded fall damage?
    Put Reanu Keeves against Skyrim’s greatest foe, Gravity.

    • @TheArklyte
      @TheArklyte 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Skyrim's? SKYRIM'S? You think gravity is bad here? DO you know what killed the most players through the whole DSouls series? DO YOU?! ='(

    • @erwiandjose
      @erwiandjose 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@TheArklyte dark souls is for tryhards

    • @PotatoSmasher420
      @PotatoSmasher420 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      20:28

    • @CountryboyRob54
      @CountryboyRob54 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He jumped from the college of winterhold

    • @HPD1171
      @HPD1171 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dr Hodd toward can. he can levitate

  • @jplabs456
    @jplabs456 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Is Seymore Clevarge a meme now?
    I think he’s a meme now.

  • @FaultingWires
    @FaultingWires 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    1:13 Jesus Christ I keep forgetting how long ago 2019 actually was, this is statistically baffling to think about! (And well deserved thanks to the nightmares I've had featuring Reanu Keeves and his fork)

  • @DiamondCripple
    @DiamondCripple 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Still waiting for him to put out a video that is literally nothing but the sound of him sipping tea for a few minutes. AS(piff)MR

  • @seanparker336
    @seanparker336 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Honestly can't wait to hear forkgive me while my life force is being drained.

  • @b6_ruby
    @b6_ruby ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Yorkshire Tea is in fact some of the greatest tea I’ve ever had. I’m sipping on a mug of Taylors Green Tea with Jasmine and also added a bit of pure granulated Honey and it is delicious.

  • @JustHereForTheDialogue
    @JustHereForTheDialogue 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I wonder if Todd Howard wakes up in a cold sweat every night after his dream gets to the part where he says “it just works” and then it echos overs and over as the crowd’s laughter gets slower and deeper.

  • @namelessnightingale8991
    @namelessnightingale8991 5 ปีที่แล้ว +381

    "completely unmodded skyrim"
    *uses alternate start in the first video*
    me: x to doubt

    • @dragonslayerz2220
      @dragonslayerz2220 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Somehow, Skyrim is just this broken.

    • @juliantherussian7752
      @juliantherussian7752 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      X

    • @niklaskniest4968
      @niklaskniest4968 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Was looking for this

    • @Jay-re1ej
      @Jay-re1ej 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      iT JuSt WoRkS

    • @ryphish4924
      @ryphish4924 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I only mod graphics wise. If I use armour/weapon mods it spoils the game and I and up restarting the game again.

  • @BlakeAllenTaylor
    @BlakeAllenTaylor 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "Todd, I'm dissapointed. The children are immortal"

  • @jessebodin9076
    @jessebodin9076 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I remember when you first made reanu keaves it’s insane to see how much the channel has grown since then

  • @lexifox8718
    @lexifox8718 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I just did the math, Soul Bucket has 211 REAL LIFE DAYS for the target to die

  • @kevinsoler4696
    @kevinsoler4696 5 ปีที่แล้ว +270

    Spiff, May i ask you... Is Shogun 2 Total War a perfectly balanced game with no exploits?
    Hail Yorkshire Tea good sir

    • @boldCactuslad
      @boldCactuslad 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Shogun 2 Rise of the Samurai Artillery is perfectly balanced ;)

    • @strangerakari2836
      @strangerakari2836 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yep, Shogun 2 is perfectly balanced game with no exploits...
      Except one guy conquered the whole map in 5 turns.

    • @kevinsoler4696
      @kevinsoler4696 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@strangerakari2836 Shamefur Dispray.

    • @jeb368
      @jeb368 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Using the anti corruption guy with a 99% Incite revolt success rate with a 200 coin payment... Taking over Japan without declaring war on a single faction.. Just clearing up some rebels and taking over their land..

    • @captain_frozo891
      @captain_frozo891 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I actually wonder if spiff will reply to your comment

  • @thehooligan129
    @thehooligan129 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    This brings me back. Years ago when I first played, it felt so easy. So I fully upgraded (only legit and no potion shit) two wooden swords and dual wielded them. One was enchanted with fire and the other was soul steal enchant. I think I got it to two enchants per sword too but been far too long to remember. But it was awesome

  • @deoncaldwell6079
    @deoncaldwell6079 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    they weren't dealing damage because you were still absorbing health

  • @MiningNatureYT
    @MiningNatureYT 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    to quote Markiplier, "THE LOOOOOOOOOOOOREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
    -Me, soaking up all this Reanu lore

  • @alansmithee419
    @alansmithee419 5 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    "Both myself, reanu keeves, and my editor"
    That doesn't make any sense... Unless...
    *you are reanu keeves*

    • @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606
      @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      *Dramatic revelation music intensifies*

    • @martianrefridgerator8669
      @martianrefridgerator8669 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@thespiffingbrit I tought the crown's greatest secret was the way to make YORKSHIRE TEA.

    • @GaratghDeloi
      @GaratghDeloi 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@martianrefridgerator8669 the recepie for Yorkshire tea isent a secret, there is simply a test in place to make sure you are worthy of the information, thus far no one has passed the test.

    • @martianrefridgerator8669
      @martianrefridgerator8669 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@GaratghDeloi if no one has passed the test, who is making the tea? 🤔

    • @GaratghDeloi
      @GaratghDeloi 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@martianrefridgerator8669 no one knows. It's one of the great mysteries with Yorkshire tea.

  • @mrsubscribe3498
    @mrsubscribe3498 5 ปีที่แล้ว +376

    so early that youtube's drunk on tea again
    EDIT: also, congrats on 500k

    • @danielhetrick677
      @danielhetrick677 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think you might actually be first.

    • @ottovonbasedmark
      @ottovonbasedmark 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@danielhetrick677 close but no, unfortunately.

    • @lucasc.1699
      @lucasc.1699 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tea is life

    • @cristianocris9279
      @cristianocris9279 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      EDIT : also,congrats on 516k
      EDIT : also,congrats on 518k

    • @danielhetrick677
      @danielhetrick677 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@thespiffingbrit Hello, Spiff! Unfortunately I don't know where to buy Yorkshire tea! Could you please help me find it?

  • @michaelcreech8957
    @michaelcreech8957 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    New to this channel I love how insistent you are on giving Yorkshire the free advertising

  • @dustinjones3555
    @dustinjones3555 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Every time he says “It just works” I absolutely lose it 😂😂😂