A comment to remind everyone that this guy literally pretended to be sponsored by Yorkshire tea until they bowed down and actually sponsored him. Literal legend. One of the stories I will tell my grand children.
My parents have to stop and have a think every time I say Reanu Keeves. I just continue on like nothing happened. They can't quite figure out what is wrong with it. However, what they don't know is that Reanu Keeves has secretly been visiting their dreams, and I'm channeling his godly ability of Inception.
@@kirbylietz8377 hey now, America didn't sign any warcrime treaties. So please, call it an atrocity, which is accurate, rather than a warcrime, which is not. You have to sign the treaty for it to be actually valid.
Thief: "He may be immune to magic, immune to dragon and able to one shot an elder one... But I got I knife and can gut you like a fish if you don't give me your gold!"
ebony knight : i cha- why is there a ghost arrow in my chest. me: you are already dead. ebony knight: na- drops to the floor. me: i stopped a world destroying dragon. rid the world of skyrims version of world war. and this joker in ebony armour thinks he is above me.
Tip for anybody trying to grind Destruction magic: I did it by having an NPC heal in one hand and a low-level Destruction spell in the other. And then having basically infinite magicka like Spiff here. Used on an NPC that was stuck in a river trying to get out of it. Constantly healing and hurting them so they never die. No, I don't think that basically amounts to horrendous torture than violates the Geneva Convention, why do you ask?
Technically the Geneva Convention only applies during wartime. Ergo, so long as you weren't both soldiers on different sides of the Imperial/Stormcloak divide, it wasn't a warcrime.
>see man breaching the walls of reality and summoning dozens of dragons just for the pleasure of instantly turning them to ash >hold him up with a pissy knife >??? >profit
I am playing another playthrough of Skyrim where I'm clad head to toe in Daedric armour, Shadowmere has Daedric barding, and yet, still random NPCs try and mug me.
"Why does nobody remember who the Dragonborn actually was, professor?" "You're my best student, so I'll tell you the truth: we know exactly who the Dragonborn was, but we aren't giving the prick the satisfation of being famous." "But why? Wasn't he a hero?" "AHAHAHAHAHA..oooooooohhhhhh...AHAHAHA no." "..no?" "No."
@@LeRoiEnJaune The play dough man stacks his paintbrushes to the sky. As he gets to the last brush, he looks above. There he sees the Nerevarine, cursed to levitate for all time
Damnatio memoriae would really sting for someone with a dragon's ego. Very fitting. Just be aware that he may randomly show up and try to conquer the world in a few millenia.
In my save i married that dark elf destruction master, since my character was also a female dark elf. Then when she'd be following she'd get hit and inevitably i'd get kicked out of my own college. B-)
That thief has the biggest brass balls in history, seeing a flock of 10 elder dragons, and saying to himself "Ah, yes, a perfect spot for some mugging!"
imagine being the thief outside of whiterun, watching a dude take on 10 dragons single handedly while shooting massive lightening bolts and thinking "i'm gonna rob that guy!"
You see, those drunk guys are a random encounter that will either result into: 1) You getting some mead because you did not have any 2) Them getting a little bit offended because you gave them the Black-Briar Mead 3) Them giving you a special amulet that improves your carry weight because you gave them some good mead So yes, you killed probably the 3 most harmless NPCs in the game that are overall nice to you.
@@bonefetcherbrimley7740 to be honest, I got kinda sad that he killed those three guys because they are overall just nice people having some jolly time in this cruel land of Skyrim.
I remember back in my ps3 days, accidentally found a set of clothing that let me have infinite magicka, and I immediately used the lightning storm and it never stopped casting, actually felt like i reached my full potential as the arch mage
@@Whaddif_ Huh. I don't think I've ever seen that many pieces of fortify destruction gear in one place unless they were player-made. I'm pretty sure only the armor, helmet/circlet, amulet, and ring can normally accept that enchantment. Well, I guess some gauntlets do appear with fortify destruction so the player can probably make those too, but apparently pre-built gauntlets don't go over 17%. Nightingale gloves btw don't affect spellcasting, they increase one-handed damage and lockpicking (the hood enhances illusion). And the archmage robes are only 15%, so you must have found a helmet or circlet and necklace of 25% each and a ring worth 20%. I'm pretty sure I crafted my first five-finger discount magic set. IIRC in the base game you can get 25% to each item at max level with full perks and no potions. Of course, the easy solution to get free spells is use the fortify restoration loop to get at least 7x stronger enchantments and then equip the archmage robes (7 x 15 = 105% cheaper everything). Or 20x stronger enchants for the diadem of the savant, which you can grab at game start near Froki's Shack. But considering you can get thousands of armor rating off a hide bracer by resto looping smithing gear, if you use the resto loop you might as well wear clothes cosmetically and not worry about actual armor.
@@Nurk0m0rath yeah, when i say i “found a set” i mean i found out the set of clothing i was wearing allowed for me to infinite cast, not that i found them all together in one spot. my bad on that wording
fun fact: the best magic for leveling up Destruction is actually Ice! as it deals damage to both Stamina and Health giving you double the value! lightning shares this property but for Magic, however a lot of Skyrim's creatures dont have any magic so you dont get the bonus.
Huh never noticed that, i always just used wall of fire on shadowmere to level it up but getting to that point is a pain. Maybe i can try my ice warrior again (stahlrim armour, battle axe, frost thralls, blizzard, immunity to magic)
Imo Ice and fire the coolest elements, but most creatures of skyrim have a 50% resistance to ice, making things harder, while shock spells have no one immune to it. I suggest installing Ordinator mage perks overhaul to get some really cool stuff.
Frost is great until you remember it's resisted by all nords, including not just NPCs, Stormcloaks and a lot of the bandits but also all Draugr and Dragon Priests. Not to mention half the dragons, Vampires, anything with snow or ice in the name...
Fire might actually be stronger, because it does the most damage due to gaining illusion bonuses to fear potency, as well as having a passive effect that does damage over time. Magicka *and* Stamina drop to 0 once the enemy is dead! (Of course lightning is still the most effective, if only because it has the fewest number of enemies who are immune or resistant.)
Fun fact: Ethereal Form makes you completely invulnerable as long as it's active, letting you do stuff that would otherwise kill you like hero-landing from orbit, chugging literal death or even pissing off Sheogorath.
Your point at the end is a good one, I loved the way you could combine spells etc in Oblivion to make your own custom laser of death type builds, I didn't even have to exploit anything and I could still become god-like (maybe not as powerful as Reanu Keeves, but in Oblivion nothing topped me)
The Spiffing Brit: Makes armor that let's him cast Destruction and restoration 93,000,% less. Me: Laughs in Diadem of the savant with restoration alchemy loop.
@@howardsturgis7673 Well it is if you don't remove the item, even when the potion lasts 60sec the glitch lasts forever until you unequip the item. It just works
The best way do do this is to do restoration and destruction together. Find an npc alone. Use a strong heal other continuous spell on them and the weakest flame spell on them at the same time. Your heal will keep them from dying, and increase restoration and the flame spell will continuously increase destruction. One npc, one process.
@@pozatat I think what was meant is that some of the spells don't do magic-based damage. Bound Bow, Sword, and Battleaxe all just conjure up a Daedra in the form of said weapon and do physical damage equivalent to the respective Daedric weapons scaled off your archery, one-handed, and two-handed skills respectively rather than your Conjuration skill. This, technically, makes those spells martial based rather than magic based as their effectiveness has nothing to do with how good of a mage you are but how good of warrior you are.
In theroy given you are already doing 1.3 million damage per second with the lighting storm master destruction spell via the fortify destruction potion, you may as well just use a novice sparks lightning spell, with zero magic cost, and duel cast it while you will do less damage you will still do more than enough to one shot every enemy in the game without needing a charge time
gives potion to alduin alduin: whats this? me: o its antiburn alduin: im a dragon i cannot be bu- gets hit by a flaming stream of death. skyrim was always fucking weird i tell ya. swing a massive axe it deals no damage. stick a fork in a dude and he instantly dies and gets his soul stolen to boot.
@@miciso666 I defeated Alduin on legendary first play through with only the fireball spell. There was a glitch where if you stand at a certain position by his wing he can’t see you or something. I took 0 damage and was very disappointed in how easy it was.
I love how todd howard is praised as somehow creating the entirety of every bethesda game, coding and graphics and all. Just a one mad game creating army
Please correct me if I'm wrong, but I think he was a manager for the game and therefore approved the game design, set how many testers they'd have, what priority game breaking bugs take, etc. So it really is all his fault.
I just picture the staff repeating his meme lines and what not back to him at this point and good ol todd gets a tear in his eye as its like his children have grown up in his image. Todd- hows work coming along team? Devs- IT JUST WORKS, 10 TIMES THE GRAPHICS
Here's a fun exploit for infinite levels using magic: Get your alteration spells to zero cost Get the Telekinesis spell Pick up an item, and then fast travel to the other side of the map while holding it It counts the ingame time needed to travel, and gives you alteration experience from holding telekinesis for that amount of time It will take you from 1 to 100 alteration, give you several levels, and then you can reset alteration to start again It does also work if you wait instead of fast travel, but fast travel is quicker
Get the soul trap spell from any court wizard and repeatedly cast it on a dead body, it goes faster if it costs nothing but you can also wait to get your magic back. Easy level 100 conjuration
What the hell really,you can do that.Well now i know the hundreds of hours i spent soul tapping dead wolfs and muffling myself where a complete waste of time
The one drawback of this is if you're a vampire. I've had multiple instances where I've needed to feed on some poor guard in the city I pulled up to with mysteriously raised, orange-glowing hands.
Spiff, I would point out that there's an easier way to do this challenge. Once you get to the Fortify Destruction potions section, just grab the Flame Cloak spell from Faralda (or from a location on the coast between Dawnstar and Winterhold), and use a potion whenever you cast the cloak, as it increases the radius of your damage proportionately to the damage potency, meaning you don't even have to aim. Anything hostile to you that enters that radius will die, because it unwittingly walked into a natural disaster from a kilometer away, and it is glorious.
He could also use conjuration to summon things to kill (not that fast but consistent), or use his mass resurrection exploit to get infinite targets to kill repeatedly.
@@imadecoy. Actually not quite so, at least for Atronachs. If he's operating on the 100% magic absorption build, for whatever reason, you absorb your own Atronach spells, meaning you can only do Necromancy and Bound weapons while that immunity is in place. But my point was that the Flame Cloak Spell is amazingly efficient for it because you can kill enemies before you see them with the Flame Cloak, no aiming required, while allies remain unharmed.
@@maniac7770 Ah yes, forgot about that issue. I think the main problem with the flame cloak is just that you need to find a good supply of enemies, which could take a while if you don't have a lot of locations discovered for fast travel. Shouldn't be an issue if you've got some big bandit/forsworn camps.
@@imadecoy. And that's where it particularly shines. You can all but clean out a dungeon well before you've reached the end just because the cloaks don't care whether an enemy is behind a wall, but if they're in its radius.
How would anyone find this out? Flame cloak is ass! who thought to even bother using it?! At least now you can get a proper master level blizzard spell via frost cloak
If you ever want enemies that always seem to have infinite health: the leaders of stormcloak/imperial camps throughout Skyrim never seem to die if you’ve taken up with the opposite side and they always aggro against you. They have low health but that’s where alchemy + healing hands comes into play. It’s a great way to level up skills you’ve not invested in when you already a minor deity.
tbh it's not just if you take up with the opposite side - i like doing werewolf or vamp runs where i basically raid all the army camps for snacks, and usually there's one guy that won't fucking die in each one.
Another great romp with Reanu Keeves, Spiff! A tip to anyone who wishes to emulate this build... At alchemy 100 one becomes eligible to elect the Purity perk. With Purity one may use all that poisonous Nightshade and Ectoplasm with the glowing fungus with ZERO ill affects. Huzzah! Adventure on friends, Phat
Any thief that watches me conjure ten elder dragons from thin-air, then, boil them out of existence with lightning that still has the crumpets to try to rob me...well, they can just have my 200gc. I ain’t even mad.
Random Mugger: "So who am I going to rob blind today? A prince? A king?" *Watches a guy blow 10 Elder Dragons out of the sky with a God Destroying Death Beam.* Random Mugger: "YOUR MONEY OR YOUR LIFE!" His thoughts: Why are we here? Just to suffer? He'll kill me for sure. I guess... maybe this is for the best. Keanu Reeves: "I'm kind of busy here!" *Random Mugger receives 200 gold coins* His thoughts: Maybe my life has some meaning? Maybe I'm destined to do great things? I'll donate all of my money to the orphaned children of Skyrim, and I'll become a great man who helps others! My life as a low-life mugger is over! I can't wait to see what this world has in store for me! The people I'll meet, the lives I'll change, I can't wait to see what the future holds for me! I'll unite all of the cities of Skyrim and put an end to our civil war! I'll end world hunger! I'll protect the defenseless! *Dead Elder Dragon corpse lands on top of him, killing him instantly.* Keanu Reeves: "Thank God he didn't get away. I really wanted that gold back. Wow, I even got an extra 200 gold! Well, time to spend it on a destruction potion, so I can wipeout all of the cities of Skyrim!"
@@jasongibson1225 he is definitely one of the two muggers from viva la dirt! "but he just spammed the sky with divine annihilator lizards" "let's mug him" "HE JUST ONESHOTTED THE DIVINE ANNIHILATOR LIZARDS INTO DIRT AND CHUGGED DOWN THEIR FREAKING SOULS" "HEY" "no" "what are we?" "no" "what ARE we?" "muggers" "and what do muggers do?" "they mug people" "SO LET'S GO MUG 'IM!!"
Fun Fact: Dragon's have a "mana" bar that determines their ability to use their brearh attack. If you drain their magika (as with lightning spells or the staff of magnus) you will remove the breath attack as an option for them.
Just like WoW is the end of the Warcraft franchise, ESO is the end of Elder Scrolls. ES6 isn't happening unless they figure out how to make it as battle royale with microtransactions.
If they have any common sense they wont rush it and make it amazing to restore their reputation but everything I just said Bethesda has 0 chance in doing lmaooo
I absolutely love the idea that the Thieves of Skyrim are just so Jaeded with their bad luck that 10 Elder Dragons popping into existence right above them doesn't change their view its like 'yeah this might as well happen' and then run in and demand payment while the literal God is tanking fire breath without a blink and then get the gold and run for his life.
When he paid the 250 gold to get back, I suddenly remembered all those evil NPC mages who were thrown out of the College. Were they all unable to pay 250 gold?
@@StardustLegend i mean, if the dragonborn can deliver an item from the bard's college to the blue palace and get 750 gold, i don't understand how someone could ever be poor in this game. stupid homeless people.
@@humannomore7759 lol delivering and retrieving items nets you at LEAST 250 gold but clearing a giant or bandit camp always ends up in 100 gold, It just works
Side effects may include nausea and/or vomiting, trouble breathing, sudden death syndrome, dilated or constricted pupils. Talk to your healer before taking Potion of Fortify Destruction.
TaikaJamppa at least you’ll still have a challenge in the late game. I just think having unlimited power gets boring really fast. I like being more powerful than most enemies, but not all. Not to the point where there is a guaranteed 100% success rate whenever you run into 6 legendary dragons on legendary difficulty lol. That’s just stupid
You can still minorly cheese it by quaffing a lot of lesser potions in the right order and make weapons that only deal tens of thousands of points of damage as well as enchant armor in the thousands of % boosts. Not quite as overkill god like, but still nigh unstoppable. I have a set of Stahlrim light armor that is basically Deathbrand as well as having 200% magic absorb, 15000% health, magicka, and stamina regen, +25000 points to each, and +6000% one handed damage. And I never used the Fortify Restoration loop exploit.
@-Vyorus- i honestly hope spiff sees these comments and makes us into characters or maybe someone makes a mod where Reanu Keeves fights us to the death, to finally see who is the strongest of them all! :D
@-Vyorus- yes. indeed it would be. so let's give the so called allmighty Reanu Keeves a reason to come forth and take on our challange. he shall know soon enough how much of a challange we will give him. he will know that he just bitt off more than he could chew. but only time will tell. and time is forever flowing forwards.
Funny thing I’ve had that Incounter before sad thing is those guys honestly wanted to give you a drink and a sit down for a good time, but it wasn’t tea so I’m not surprised he did what he did 😂
TSB: "Great, I came all the way down here for a bunch of mammoth cheese." Sheogorath: "Great, I came all the way down here for a bunch of mammoth cheese."
There is also a strange exploit when you do a quest in the College, the one where you cleanse the magic wells with special gloves. After starting the quest you will receive a buff that increases magic regen so much, you'll never run out, ever. The buff lasts 4 IRL hours
There is actually an exploit with giants when they take damage and kneel, if you heal them with a spell, they get stuck in the kneeling animation. This lets you heal and damage to easily level up. With 0 cost destruction and restoration spells, you can do both at the same time.
I've made many runs using magic only in the vanilla game without exploits, it's pretty simple Basically use conjuration to create meat shields to protect you and destruction to blow everyone off, no need to exploits the unique thing that botthered me was the fact that you can't craft cloth equipments :l
The one upside though is that if you improved your crafting and enchanting, you could be wearing some Epic Daedric armor that is enchanted to give you a limitless supply of magicka. Add the Dragon Aspect shout and you're an unstoppable god.
If you're talking about clothes, yeah you can't sew in the game. Clothes can only be looted from corpses or bought from stores. They're not that expensive tho, the most valuable one's won't exceed 100 coins
I discovered a similar exploit without the enchantment and alchemy. Using the secret of sorcery power from the filament and filgree black book in the dragonborn dlc, you can activate powers with no cost for 30 seconds. However, with spells that cost magica per second, you may use them as long as you’re casting the spell. This works through loading screens and fast travel. Please go try it out sometime it’s a lot of fun and requires little to no effort
Kinda surprised spiff didn't put the Fortify Destruction enchant on a ring so Reanu could keep the Yorkshire Tea Gold (Legendary) equipped and be immortal AND have infinite magicka. Couldn't have the Restoration boost on it at the same time, but then again, when you have 2 billion HP I doubt that is a problem.
One of the best ways to level Destruction without searching out caves and dungeons to fight in is by conjuring a servant to beat up on. Conjure the cheapest servant you can, then proceed to yeet them with Destruction spells until they die. Seriously, I am waiting for Bethesda for giving you an official 'thank you Spiff!'
honestly it's still way quicker to just level up and raise it 5 levels with a trainer - there's just no quick leveling it at all really, even under optimal conditions like free magicka use, flames spell, and shadowmere (who can totally die) hell you could use the whole enchanting + alchemy upgrade process, where you're gonna gain a lot of levels, to do it early on i used to actually use destruction to kill people, conjuration to revive them, and destruction to kill them again
Can I just say that however late I am to this video I have a renewed burning passion to replay Skyrim with a new build, a new build, a reanu reeves mage build and actually do alchemy properly, I play on Xbox and will try my best to be the best base game mage because of you. I love your stellaris videos and this is my first Skyrim video but thank you
Classic Skyrim logic: Spiff: I can one shot these Elder dragons, take no magic damage and literally am the most powerful wizard in all of SKYRIM Thief: YOUR MONEY OR YOUR LIFE!!!
@@shadowwolf12398 Same. Magic in TES is so cool it's hard for me not to specialize in it. And when I do manage to stay a stealth character, I usually transition into a dagger wielding assassin. You haven't lived until you've sneaky-stabbed a dragon on a wall lol.
I have dabbled in every playstyle. For shear fun without care the tanky 2-hander is great. Less satisfaction for showy kills, but there's something about being able to walk up to a giant at 7th lvl and shove your boot up their ass without worry.
I loved Oblivion's spell creation system. I created a series of spells for any situation, including a pair of spells called Elimination and Elimination (Touch) that sapped all my magicka but spelled instant death for any enemy hit with them. No mods.
2:58 - It's C. You showed us at the start of the video, Spiff. But, that said, you brilliantly highlight one of the major problems with Skyrim from its inception. By the time you grind your destruction up to the 90 or 100 needed to get the best spells in the game, you basically don't need them. That or, they've become somewhat useless as the end game enemies all have insane levels of resistance to just about everything. This is true for pretty much all the combat skills in the game and not just destruction.
eh, other stuff's probably fine - master destruction is fucked (all master spells essentally needing 0 mana cost for that skill, actually), and essentially needing enchanting high to be able to spellspam sucks, but for the most part, decent smithing + high weapon skill works like a charm.
@@db5094 I agree. There is nothing paranoid or weird in transforming every member of his family in a zombie, and make them eat him alive while being burned. It's also perfectly fine to transport his naked death body around and place it as a nice city decoration. See? Completely nice way.
A comment to remind everyone that this guy literally pretended to be sponsored by Yorkshire tea until they bowed down and actually sponsored him. Literal legend. One of the stories I will tell my grand children.
When did this Happen ?
@@Jordan_C_Wilde In his 1 million subcriber video they finally sponsored him
@@Thecarianknight really?
@@giu- yup, go watch it
It was the best video he has ever made 😂
*Sees a guy literally one-shotting 10 Elder dragons out of the sky*
"YOUR MONEY OR YOUR LIFE."
Goes away with 200 gold and poop on his pants like a boss
Time bandits FTW
"Lets mug em!"
SkyCardis What do muggers do
@@sahave5042 They-they mug people.
When you watch so much Spiff content that when he says, "Keanu Reaves" you stop for a second because something doesn't sound right about that.
@@thespiffingbrit i forgot his name for like an hour because of Reanu Keeves
@@thespiffingbrit Do a wii sports video
My parents have to stop and have a think every time I say Reanu Keeves. I just continue on like nothing happened. They can't quite figure out what is wrong with it. However, what they don't know is that Reanu Keeves has secretly been visiting their dreams, and I'm channeling his godly ability of Inception.
@@thespiffingbrit I feel the same XD
I was about to post this same comment, but then thought to myself that there's no way someone else didn't say it first.
"There was an incident, wasn't there?"
"Yes, Tolfdir, I commited a war crime in your school!"
That exchange sums up Skyrim perfectly.
And America
John the Joyful
@@kirbylietz8377 hey now, America didn't sign any warcrime treaties. So please, call it an atrocity, which is accurate, rather than a warcrime, which is not. You have to sign the treaty for it to be actually valid.
"there was an incident?"
Spiff who commited several war crimes: uhhh, yeah suure
fucking perfect
It’s not a war crime the first time
Bethesda is is literally infinite content for you. They don’t have a game that doesn’t have hundreds of game breaking exploits
it's free real estate
The Spiffing Brit the freer the tea, the freer the people
@@thespiffingbrit Do a wii sports video
Until he exploits every single Bethesda game, including IHRA Drag Racing 2005, I will remain unimpressed.
@@regarded9702 Then we shall make the tea as free as possible... by releasing it in the harbor.
Reanu Keeves: *is effortlessly slaughtering several dragons *
Thief: heh heh. I got this.
Mug em!
"You don't scare me!"
To be fair, he actually did manage to mug xD
@@DragonmindLai we're muggers! What do we do? We mug 'em
Thief: "He may be immune to magic, immune to dragon and able to one shot an elder one... But I got I knife and can gut you like a fish if you don't give me your gold!"
He's the mugger from Viva La Dirt League
@@stephenmifs LET'S MUG 'EEEEMMMM
I mean it worked he got 200 Gold^^
ebony knight : i cha- why is there a ghost arrow in my chest.
me: you are already dead.
ebony knight: na- drops to the floor.
me: i stopped a world destroying dragon. rid the world of skyrims version of world war. and this joker in ebony armour thinks he is above me.
@@diggydog3425 LET'S MUG 'EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMM
Tip for anybody trying to grind Destruction magic: I did it by having an NPC heal in one hand and a low-level Destruction spell in the other.
And then having basically infinite magicka like Spiff here. Used on an NPC that was stuck in a river trying to get out of it. Constantly healing and hurting them so they never die.
No, I don't think that basically amounts to horrendous torture than violates the Geneva Convention, why do you ask?
Technically the Geneva Convention only applies during wartime. Ergo, so long as you weren't both soldiers on different sides of the Imperial/Stormcloak divide, it wasn't a warcrime.
The Geneva Suggestions are irrelevant
@@whereismysiphi They actually can be applied outside of wartime (at least as the term is used in the classical sense), and have been before actually.
Dual cast with impact is the first character I played. That plus the chance for lightning to turn things into ash piles made it pretty easy.
@@reaperoflife113 it's fine. Geneva convention says not to use any weapons like tear gas but we know those are used by cops all the time
That thief had balls of unobtainium. He successfully robbed a mage surrounded by a swarm of dying dragons for 200 gold!
True definition of a madlad
>see man breaching the walls of reality and summoning dozens of dragons just for the pleasure of instantly turning them to ash
>hold him up with a pissy knife
>???
>profit
*Summons 10 elder dragons and starts to instantly kill them* Theif: Have you got any change mate?
Thief: "this man, who is taking on 10 eldar dragons with solid beams of electrical death, is the perfect target for me to rob!"
"Let's mug 'em!"
Patrick Hoskin he’s distracted, it’s perfect timing
@@lukakatunaricskaro I understood that reference!
I am playing another playthrough of Skyrim where I'm clad head to toe in Daedric armour, Shadowmere has Daedric barding, and yet, still random NPCs try and mug me.
Luka Katunarić Škaro “Who are we?”
“Can you beat Skyrim with only magic?”
Me with my 352nd Mage Build: “Wait was that not what we were supposed to do?”
Good
Yes you can.
Yup
I only play as a mage!!
@@cabriskus4700 it’s the best way to play plus you can play Fashion Scrolls and suffer no drawbacks to your build at all
"Why does nobody remember who the Dragonborn actually was, professor?"
"You're my best student, so I'll tell you the truth: we know exactly who the Dragonborn was, but we aren't giving the prick the satisfation of being famous."
"But why? Wasn't he a hero?"
"AHAHAHAHAHA..oooooooohhhhhh...AHAHAHA no."
"..no?"
"No."
lol
@@viech7595 i think i remember a game like dat im drusk
"But what about the Champion of Cyrodiil?"
"You mean the play-doh man with the levitating paintbrushes?"
@@LeRoiEnJaune The play dough man stacks his paintbrushes to the sky. As he gets to the last brush, he looks above. There he sees the Nerevarine, cursed to levitate for all time
Damnatio memoriae would really sting for someone with a dragon's ego. Very fitting.
Just be aware that he may randomly show up and try to conquer the world in a few millenia.
Todd howard didn't say "It just works." He said "It JUST works." Because it barely works
EXACTLY. People don't even understand the overused joke.
@Landen Watts yeah this exactly
Damn, I never considered it that way before.
This is probably to funny because I'm on skooma atm
Haha!
"The College with decide your fate"
"I AM the College!"
It's treason, then.
FUS RO DAH
Imagine meeting Neloth with the amount of power Reanu Keeves has and him saying he is the most powerful wizard you will ever meet
Dew it.
In my save i married that dark elf destruction master, since my character was also a female dark elf. Then when she'd be following she'd get hit and inevitably i'd get kicked out of my own college. B-)
that thief mugging a demigod who is literally obliterating elder dragons like it was nothing is now my favorite moment in game history lmao
That thief has the biggest brass balls in history, seeing a flock of 10 elder dragons, and saying to himself "Ah, yes, a perfect spot for some mugging!"
the demigod simply saying "i dont have time for this" as he's being robbed in broad daylight
They're muggers, what'd you expect?
imagine being the thief outside of whiterun, watching a dude take on 10 dragons single handedly while shooting massive lightening bolts and thinking "i'm gonna rob that guy!"
Let's mug him
For 200 gold...
Well that much magic being used maybe he doesnt have anymore to defend himself
Yeah, this "RPG" is SO deep....
DA E beat me to it
You see, those drunk guys are a random encounter that will either result into:
1) You getting some mead because you did not have any
2) Them getting a little bit offended because you gave them the Black-Briar Mead
3) Them giving you a special amulet that improves your carry weight because you gave them some good mead
So yes, you killed probably the 3 most harmless NPCs in the game that are overall nice to you.
Reanu keeves is a monster.
@@bonefetcherbrimley7740 to be honest, I got kinda sad that he killed those three guys because they are overall just nice people having some jolly time in this cruel land of Skyrim.
All they did was ask Reanu to put on a mask because of the CO-RIM-19.
@@HateshWarkio Same, no reason to kill em. Reanu keeves is a godless slaughter machine. We have to get Shaggy to stop him.
But Reanu Keeves doesn't care
"Let's drink this potion of essentially suicide" might be the best out of context quote I've ever heard.
I guess the potion seller was right, I should have gotten a weaker potion
Basically soda
I remember back in my ps3 days, accidentally found a set of clothing that let me have infinite magicka, and I immediately used the lightning storm and it never stopped casting, actually felt like i reached my full potential as the arch mage
Was that normal gear or did you stumble onto a debug gear? I remember there being a debug weapon that could be found in Fallout 3.
Or as a sith
@@TheGary108 to my knowledge it was regular gear, arch mage robes + dragon priest mask, along with nightingale hands i think and a couple others
@@Whaddif_ Huh. I don't think I've ever seen that many pieces of fortify destruction gear in one place unless they were player-made. I'm pretty sure only the armor, helmet/circlet, amulet, and ring can normally accept that enchantment. Well, I guess some gauntlets do appear with fortify destruction so the player can probably make those too, but apparently pre-built gauntlets don't go over 17%. Nightingale gloves btw don't affect spellcasting, they increase one-handed damage and lockpicking (the hood enhances illusion). And the archmage robes are only 15%, so you must have found a helmet or circlet and necklace of 25% each and a ring worth 20%. I'm pretty sure I crafted my first five-finger discount magic set. IIRC in the base game you can get 25% to each item at max level with full perks and no potions.
Of course, the easy solution to get free spells is use the fortify restoration loop to get at least 7x stronger enchantments and then equip the archmage robes (7 x 15 = 105% cheaper everything). Or 20x stronger enchants for the diadem of the savant, which you can grab at game start near Froki's Shack. But considering you can get thousands of armor rating off a hide bracer by resto looping smithing gear, if you use the resto loop you might as well wear clothes cosmetically and not worry about actual armor.
@@Nurk0m0rath yeah, when i say i “found a set” i mean i found out the set of clothing i was wearing allowed for me to infinite cast, not that i found them all together in one spot. my bad on that wording
fun fact: the best magic for leveling up Destruction is actually Ice! as it deals damage to both Stamina and Health giving you double the value! lightning shares this property but for Magic, however a lot of Skyrim's creatures dont have any magic so you dont get the bonus.
Huh never noticed that, i always just used wall of fire on shadowmere to level it up but getting to that point is a pain. Maybe i can try my ice warrior again (stahlrim armour, battle axe, frost thralls, blizzard, immunity to magic)
Imo Ice and fire the coolest elements, but most creatures of skyrim have a 50% resistance to ice, making things harder, while shock spells have no one immune to it. I suggest installing Ordinator mage perks overhaul to get some really cool stuff.
Frost is great until you remember it's resisted by all nords, including not just NPCs, Stormcloaks and a lot of the bandits but also all Draugr and Dragon Priests. Not to mention half the dragons, Vampires, anything with snow or ice in the name...
@@calyokayu2320 basically everything but dunmer
Fire might actually be stronger, because it does the most damage due to gaining illusion bonuses to fear potency, as well as having a passive effect that does damage over time. Magicka *and* Stamina drop to 0 once the enemy is dead! (Of course lightning is still the most effective, if only because it has the fewest number of enemies who are immune or resistant.)
I can't wait for Cyberpunk to come out so Reanu Keeves and Keanu Reeves may finally be reunited.
If the universe can handle it..
K
Oh god no, what have you just done
Do not tempt fate.
Just wait for the Bill and Ted game that is bound to happen when the third movie finally comes out.
HAVE YOU GONE MAD‽
"Todd howard has never made a mistake ever", yes he did, not adding tea into skyrim
Pretty sure I had hot tea I could make for my survival runs I did (heat/cold/sleep/food/staying dry etc) modded ofc!
@@thespiffingbrit lets make a religion out of that
@@mrboop8905 just did it.
Skyrim: Spiffing Edition
You n'wah. Master Neloth loves canis root tea though.
Spiffing: Creates an immortal
Also Spiffing: Creates a poison that kills the immortal
The funny thing is, when he tried to test the damaging potion by swapping his armor to the Yorkshire Tea Gold, he actually forgot to swap to it.
Fun fact: Ethereal Form makes you completely invulnerable as long as it's active, letting you do stuff that would otherwise kill you like hero-landing from orbit, chugging literal death or even pissing off Sheogorath.
fun fact you can still die to the lightning that hits you if you try to run past tsun in sovngarde (thanks ymfah you are our god and savior)
Wait you can get the posetive effects of potions without the negative ones?
@@curtisking8393 that;s actually a perk upgrade you can get in alchemy.
I only just realised after however many years that when you use Become Ethereal your stamina doesn't drain while sprinting
@@cassius092 thanks for allowing me to flee from battle at any moment
"Potion seller, I am going into battle and I need your strongest potions."
"My potions deal 4000 points of poison damage, traveller."
It all makes sense now
You cannot handle my potions.
@@theenglishmajor1198 POTION SELLER! I am going into BATTLE, and I require only your STRONGEST POTIONS!
Yeah one of those enough to kill everyone you amd and then some lmao
@@kadynschultz4953 ikr? Poison immunity much tho?
Could you imagine being a giant and watching a Brit run into your cave, down a bottle, and instantly collapse dead to the floor?
- "I accept your tribute".
I mean, that happens in this country
"Pffft, lightweight."
Accidentally drank coffee instead of tea.
Sounds like something most brits would do 🙄
(I'm Irish and I am legally allowed to say that)
Classic Skyrim line every player has ever said “let me just drop a quick save” hahaha gold
nazeem: have you been to the cloud district often? oh what am i saying, of course you haven't.
*Quicksaving*
playing skyrim whilst watching this just remined me to drop a quick save thank you
Quick saving is basically using King Crimson's ability to skip time but cutting in to what he has cut.
Me before pickpocketing
The thief thinking it was a good time to rob you while you, were destroying 10 dragons at once with a deadly laser beams, was a perfect Skyrim moment.
Alternate title: *How to become Sheev Palpatine*
The Spiffing Brit Precisely 😂
It should be "how to become the senate"
The Spiffing Brit drink tea to gain immortality and become powerful, but always Praise the Queen, the greatest power of them all
How to become The Senate
@@thespiffingbrit Do a wii sports video
Mage's Guild?! I AM the Mage's Guild!
Not yet
Not yet
They are part of the rebel alliance and traitors...take them away!
No
@pokeme5293 -NEIN-
Your point at the end is a good one, I loved the way you could combine spells etc in Oblivion to make your own custom laser of death type builds, I didn't even have to exploit anything and I could still become god-like (maybe not as powerful as Reanu Keeves, but in Oblivion nothing topped me)
*seeing Palpatine thumbnail*
Everyone: this is where the fun begins
I love democracy.
"I'm too weak, don't kill me. Please."
**Moments after the bug**
**"U N L I M I T E D POWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR"**
"Call the ambulance! Call an ambulance!"
*activates bug*
"But not for me."
The Spiffing Brit: Makes armor that let's him cast Destruction and restoration 93,000,% less.
Me: Laughs in Diadem of the savant with restoration alchemy loop.
Not permanent tho
@@howardsturgis7673 Well it is if you don't remove the item, even when the potion lasts 60sec the glitch lasts forever until you unequip the item. It just works
I have no idea what number you’re trying to type. “93,000,” is not a number
@@frostermos maybe 93,000? Just a guess
@@frostermos you are the worst type of person
The best way do do this is to do restoration and destruction together. Find an npc alone. Use a strong heal other continuous spell on them and the weakest flame spell on them at the same time. Your heal will keep them from dying, and increase restoration and the flame spell will continuously increase destruction. One npc, one process.
13:04 child says “another wanderer here to lick my fathers boots, good job.” As he sees literal Darth Sidious.
They're an immortal god anyways, perks of childhood.
I always chuckle when he says that knowing what I could do to his father
@@Laff700 *laughs in mods*
@@coopermoore5965 Well his father is also essential, so whatever you make sure you can do to him, you might as well do to the child.
"Almost all of it's spells are magic based" - Spiff 2020
because the bow swords and stuff weirdly counts as MELEE damage.
so he is kinda right.
@@miciso666 ah yes, my favorite melee weapon, the bow
Spriggan Earth Mothers use tonal manipulation confirmed
Hm, yes, the floor here is made out of floor
@@pozatat I think what was meant is that some of the spells don't do magic-based damage. Bound Bow, Sword, and Battleaxe all just conjure up a Daedra in the form of said weapon and do physical damage equivalent to the respective Daedric weapons scaled off your archery, one-handed, and two-handed skills respectively rather than your Conjuration skill. This, technically, makes those spells martial based rather than magic based as their effectiveness has nothing to do with how good of a mage you are but how good of warrior you are.
32:26 Skyrim thief logic: - Sees godlike being summon and obliterate elder dragons for sport - "Imma go mug'em wif me shiv!"
Thief persuasion100
thief: I'mma take 200 gold
Reanu: no
Thief: yes you will give me 200 gold
Reanu: ok take the gold an go away
In theroy given you are already doing 1.3 million damage per second with the lighting storm master destruction spell via the fortify destruction potion, you may as well just use a novice sparks lightning spell, with zero magic cost, and duel cast it while you will do less damage you will still do more than enough to one shot every enemy in the game without needing a charge time
or chain lightning for groups
@@AFlyingSwive Yep
Yes but its not the most powerfull
Honestly, giving a potion of ultimate healing to Valdr is a mad flex
gives potion to alduin
alduin: whats this?
me: o its antiburn
alduin: im a dragon i cannot be bu- gets hit by a flaming stream of death.
skyrim was always fucking weird i tell ya. swing a massive axe it deals no damage. stick a fork in a dude and he instantly dies and gets his soul stolen to boot.
@@miciso666 I defeated Alduin on legendary first play through with only the fireball spell. There was a glitch where if you stand at a certain position by his wing he can’t see you or something. I took 0 damage and was very disappointed in how easy it was.
The absolute gonads on that thief. He sees a litteral god of magic fighting 10 elder dragons at once and decides to try and mug him
Balls of mithril that guy, and AI of stone.
[Insert Epic NPC Man reference here]
And succeeds! Got his 200 gold.
@@Serahpin And then got obliterated from behind as he tried to run.
he wanted that sweetroll
No matter what, always remember....
Restoration is a completely valid school of magic, and don't let anyone tell you otherwise!
Most broken school of magic.
@ Well when facing undead, you have a huge upper hand to them. Gotta get that sweet sweet vamps bane
Cant cast destruction if ya dead my guy lol
Restoration is objectvly the best because......HEALS
Also you can win Skyrim using only restoration spells.
“Almost all of its spells are magic based” (23:30ish)
-The Spiffing Brit
23:17 actually
Ah yes this spell appears to be made of spell :o
Equilibrium.
I love how todd howard is praised as somehow creating the entirety of every bethesda game, coding and graphics and all. Just a one mad game creating army
It just works.
It just does
Please correct me if I'm wrong, but I think he was a manager for the game and therefore approved the game design, set how many testers they'd have, what priority game breaking bugs take, etc. So it really is all his fault.
He *just works* on the entire game
I just picture the staff repeating his meme lines and what not back to him at this point and good ol todd gets a tear in his eye as its like his children have grown up in his image. Todd- hows work coming along team? Devs- IT JUST WORKS, 10 TIMES THE GRAPHICS
Here's a fun exploit for infinite levels using magic:
Get your alteration spells to zero cost
Get the Telekinesis spell
Pick up an item, and then fast travel to the other side of the map while holding it
It counts the ingame time needed to travel, and gives you alteration experience from holding telekinesis for that amount of time
It will take you from 1 to 100 alteration, give you several levels, and then you can reset alteration to start again
It does also work if you wait instead of fast travel, but fast travel is quicker
I had no idea that worked - I always just rushed to solthseim to grab ash shell, spammed that until paralysis became available.
Get the soul trap spell from any court wizard and repeatedly cast it on a dead body, it goes faster if it costs nothing but you can also wait to get your magic back. Easy level 100 conjuration
Go in console add experience
What the hell really,you can do that.Well now i know the hundreds of hours i spent soul tapping dead wolfs and muffling myself where a complete waste of time
The one drawback of this is if you're a vampire. I've had multiple instances where I've needed to feed on some poor guard in the city I pulled up to with mysteriously raised, orange-glowing hands.
Spiff, I would point out that there's an easier way to do this challenge. Once you get to the Fortify Destruction potions section, just grab the Flame Cloak spell from Faralda (or from a location on the coast between Dawnstar and Winterhold), and use a potion whenever you cast the cloak, as it increases the radius of your damage proportionately to the damage potency, meaning you don't even have to aim. Anything hostile to you that enters that radius will die, because it unwittingly walked into a natural disaster from a kilometer away, and it is glorious.
He could also use conjuration to summon things to kill (not that fast but consistent), or use his mass resurrection exploit to get infinite targets to kill repeatedly.
@@imadecoy. Actually not quite so, at least for Atronachs. If he's operating on the 100% magic absorption build, for whatever reason, you absorb your own Atronach spells, meaning you can only do Necromancy and Bound weapons while that immunity is in place. But my point was that the Flame Cloak Spell is amazingly efficient for it because you can kill enemies before you see them with the Flame Cloak, no aiming required, while allies remain unharmed.
@@maniac7770 Ah yes, forgot about that issue. I think the main problem with the flame cloak is just that you need to find a good supply of enemies, which could take a while if you don't have a lot of locations discovered for fast travel. Shouldn't be an issue if you've got some big bandit/forsworn camps.
@@imadecoy. And that's where it particularly shines. You can all but clean out a dungeon well before you've reached the end just because the cloaks don't care whether an enemy is behind a wall, but if they're in its radius.
How would anyone find this out? Flame cloak is ass! who thought to even bother using it?! At least now you can get a proper master level blizzard spell via frost cloak
If you ever want enemies that always seem to have infinite health: the leaders of stormcloak/imperial camps throughout Skyrim never seem to die if you’ve taken up with the opposite side and they always aggro against you. They have low health but that’s where alchemy + healing hands comes into play. It’s a great way to level up skills you’ve not invested in when you already a minor deity.
I have a mod that allows me to clear the camps out completely and I will get gold from the courier.
tbh it's not just if you take up with the opposite side - i like doing werewolf or vamp runs where i basically raid all the army camps for snacks, and usually there's one guy that won't fucking die in each one.
yeah the legates dont die
"There was an incident, wasn't there?"
"Yes, war crimes, in fact"
Me:... Wut?
Another great romp with Reanu Keeves, Spiff! A tip to anyone who wishes to emulate this build... At alchemy 100 one becomes eligible to elect the Purity perk. With Purity one may use all that poisonous Nightshade and Ectoplasm with the glowing fungus with ZERO ill affects. Huzzah! Adventure on friends, Phat
Tolfdir: Ah, yes. There was a bit of an incident wasn't there?
Reanu Keeves: *looking at the bodies* A bit.
“I dont even know who this was”
As he looks at the pile of ash that was the only person that defended him from the guards 30:45
Any thief that watches me conjure ten elder dragons from thin-air, then, boil them out of existence with lightning that still has the crumpets to try to rob me...well, they can just have my 200gc.
I ain’t even mad.
Yeah. If they have the balls to mug a god, then props to them.
I'll humor you mortal.
@@AnUnfortunatePotato this is why you pay them. in 20 tons of gold ingots
Random Mugger: "So who am I going to rob blind today? A prince? A king?"
*Watches a guy blow 10 Elder Dragons out of the sky with a God Destroying Death Beam.*
Random Mugger: "YOUR MONEY OR YOUR LIFE!"
His thoughts: Why are we here? Just to suffer? He'll kill me for sure. I guess... maybe this is for the best.
Keanu Reeves: "I'm kind of busy here!" *Random Mugger receives 200 gold coins*
His thoughts: Maybe my life has some meaning? Maybe I'm destined to do great things? I'll donate all of my money to the orphaned children of Skyrim, and I'll become a great man who helps others! My life as a low-life mugger is over! I can't wait to see what this world has in store for me! The people I'll meet, the lives I'll change, I can't wait to see what the future holds for me! I'll unite all of the cities of Skyrim and put an end to our civil war! I'll end world hunger! I'll protect the defenseless! *Dead Elder Dragon corpse lands on top of him, killing him instantly.*
Keanu Reeves: "Thank God he didn't get away. I really wanted that gold back. Wow, I even got an extra 200 gold! Well, time to spend it on a destruction potion, so I can wipeout all of the cities of Skyrim!"
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@@batboynew5283 RIP! Someone just had to do it lol!
That Thief is like, my new hero. Seriously, somebody on Deviant art make a comic of this guy lol
@@jasongibson1225 he is definitely one of the two muggers from viva la dirt!
"but he just spammed the sky with divine annihilator lizards"
"let's mug him"
"HE JUST ONESHOTTED THE DIVINE ANNIHILATOR LIZARDS INTO DIRT AND CHUGGED DOWN THEIR FREAKING SOULS"
"HEY"
"no"
"what are we?"
"no"
"what ARE we?"
"muggers"
"and what do muggers do?"
"they mug people"
"SO LET'S GO MUG 'IM!!"
@@batboynew5283 DON'T WORRY!
I was 338.
Praise Godd Howard for giving us this perfect and completely flawless game.
That typo was intentional wasn’t it
Praise the godd
Nay praise HIS GOD The Incredible SPIFF!!!!
@@Mr-Money01 What typo?
The legend it’s god
The Elder Scrolls has serenely awesome environments. The game helps me appreciate planetary resources.
Fun Fact: Dragon's have a "mana" bar that determines their ability to use their brearh attack. If you drain their magika (as with lightning spells or the staff of magnus) you will remove the breath attack as an option for them.
Similarity’s to the emperor: is part of a great empire, has unlimited power and he has millions of followers.
The last time I was this early, we all still thought Elder Scrolls 6 would come out in 2020.
2023
CrissCHG release years are just suggestions. Next elder scrolls game is coming out on the PC 2
Just like WoW is the end of the Warcraft franchise, ESO is the end of Elder Scrolls. ES6 isn't happening unless they figure out how to make it as battle royale with microtransactions.
If they have any common sense they wont rush it and make it amazing to restore their reputation but everything I just said Bethesda has 0 chance in doing lmaooo
Conner Carey they don’t rush everything, just non consequential things like gameplay and story
I absolutely love the idea that the Thieves of Skyrim are just so Jaeded with their bad luck that 10 Elder Dragons popping into existence right above them doesn't change their view its like 'yeah this might as well happen' and then run in and demand payment while the literal God is tanking fire breath without a blink and then get the gold and run for his life.
When he paid the 250 gold to get back, I suddenly remembered all those evil NPC mages who were thrown out of the College. Were they all unable to pay 250 gold?
I mean, given how the economy works in world compared to the gameplay I’m assuming 250 septims is a lot.
@@StardustLegend i mean, if the dragonborn can deliver an item from the bard's college to the blue palace and get 750 gold, i don't understand how someone could ever be poor in this game. stupid homeless people.
@@icywarhammer5003 and yet, clearing out a bandit camp only gets you between 100 and 200. How the hell does money work here?????
@@humannomore7759 lol delivering and retrieving items nets you at LEAST 250 gold but clearing a giant or bandit camp always ends up in 100 gold, It just works
@@hypermaeonyx4969 note that it costs 1000$ to kill ONE person in any village.
Bethesda: How broken do you want the magic system to be?
Todd Howard: Yes
What do you mean? It’s a perfectly balanced game with no exploits.
oh please skyrim magic can be defended against
*Looks at every other Skyrim vid from Brit..*
Bethesda: How broken do you want the whole game to be?
Todd Howard: Yes.
"It can't do much damage to me as almost all it's spells are magic-based"
Ah yes. The floor here is made out of floor.
I just imagine Reanu Keeves shooting his lighting beams and the Elder Dragons breathing their fire into each other like an anime beam war
Spiff: Luckily, it can't do any magic damage to me, as most of its spells are magic based
Spells...are magic.
Thats why its so OP
"As effective as blowing bubbles at Satan himself", well as long as you don't hit him in the eyes
Did you know - Tootsie Rolls were added to soldiers' rations in World War II for their durability in all weather conditions.
Yes, they were added to the tanks to seal the cracks caused by the cold.
Any more weird war facts?
@@thespiffingbrit fun fact... coffee
They also used to include a few cigarettes and a book of matches.
oh no Weird Guy dont taunt spiff
Confirmed
Shadowmere eats Yorkshire Tea Leaves to become nigh invincible
neigh invincible
Spiff, single-handedly killing multiple elder dragons:
Thief: Now's my time to shine!
Side effects may include nausea and/or vomiting, trouble breathing, sudden death syndrome, dilated or constricted pupils.
Talk to your healer before taking Potion of Fortify Destruction.
New Challenge:
Play Skyrim without Alchemy
or blacksmithing... or enchanting.
TaikaJamppa at least you’ll still have a challenge in the late game. I just think having unlimited power gets boring really fast. I like being more powerful than most enemies, but not all. Not to the point where there is a guaranteed 100% success rate whenever you run into 6 legendary dragons on legendary difficulty lol. That’s just stupid
@@zantanzuken That's just my casual playthrough- I barely make potions, armour and weapons or enchant. I just go with what I find
@@hazeltree7738 i mean, that /IS/ the reason skyrim has been this popular for this long... you can literally play the game however you feel like.
You can still minorly cheese it by quaffing a lot of lesser potions in the right order and make weapons that only deal tens of thousands of points of damage as well as enchant armor in the thousands of % boosts. Not quite as overkill god like, but still nigh unstoppable. I have a set of Stahlrim light armor that is basically Deathbrand as well as having 200% magic absorb, 15000% health, magicka, and stamina regen, +25000 points to each, and +6000% one handed damage. And I never used the Fortify Restoration loop exploit.
I used something similar to this except I didn’t decrease the cost of my magic. I just gave myself so much that I wasn't able to run out.
“We’re back to the college of whiterun, lovely” he a little confused but he got the spirit
"can you beat skyrim with only magic"
*Me playing only pure mages since morrowind*
Shit, why not
Some of us don’t have trillions of magicka like you Mr. Cool guy
@@lordkoan1832 it’s really easy to do a mage only run
Me playing a mage only build with 15 hot, slutty followers: peasants
@@meghanachauhan9380 no one cares about your 15 followers
@@robertbaratheon3137 Idk about easy. I find myself needing a sword a lot
Hell Yeah!!!
I'm back!!!
*staring into your soul*
HAH! jokes on you! i have no soul :D
@-Vyorus- he shall look us in the eyes, and for the first and last time, he will see Fear.
@-Vyorus- i honestly hope spiff sees these comments and makes us into characters or maybe someone makes a mod where Reanu Keeves fights us to the death, to finally see who is the strongest of them all! :D
@-Vyorus- yes. indeed it would be. so let's give the so called allmighty Reanu Keeves a reason to come forth and take on our challange. he shall know soon enough how much of a challange we will give him. he will know that he just bitt off more than he could chew. but only time will tell. and time is forever flowing forwards.
Truly breath taking
Funny thing I’ve had that Incounter before sad thing is those guys honestly wanted to give you a drink and a sit down for a good time, but it wasn’t tea so I’m not surprised he did what he did 😂
“TH-cam likes is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits”- my thought as I like this video with both my accounts
m a d l a d ~
17:22
"My potions are too strong for you!" - The potion seller -
TSB: "Great, I came all the way down here for a bunch of mammoth cheese."
Sheogorath: "Great, I came all the way down here for a bunch of mammoth cheese."
Spiffy: *attacks giant*
Giant: *defends himself*
Also Spiffy: “THAT GIANT ALMOST KILLED ME! 🤬
There is also a strange exploit when you do a quest in the College, the one where you cleanse the magic wells with special gloves. After starting the quest you will receive a buff that increases magic regen so much, you'll never run out, ever. The buff lasts 4 IRL hours
That's not an exploit. That's actually working as intended. It's even on Skyrim's Wiki page.
@@Alizudo huh. I would always use it to level any magic I can to level 100 cuz of infinite mana so I assumed it was too broken to be true
There is actually an exploit with giants when they take damage and kneel, if you heal them with a spell, they get stuck in the kneeling animation. This lets you heal and damage to easily level up. With 0 cost destruction and restoration spells, you can do both at the same time.
"[anything] Skyrim is perfectly broken"
*shuffles deck, pulls card*
Magic! Pure and simple!
I've made many runs using magic only in the vanilla game without exploits, it's pretty simple
Basically use conjuration to create meat shields to protect you and destruction to blow everyone off, no need to exploits
the unique thing that botthered me was the fact that you can't craft cloth equipments :l
Yeah, Vanilla is lacking sometimes when it comes to crafting. I miss having custom spells like we did in Oblivion.
The one upside though is that if you improved your crafting and enchanting, you could be wearing some Epic Daedric armor that is enchanted to give you a limitless supply of magicka. Add the Dragon Aspect shout and you're an unstoppable god.
If you're talking about clothes, yeah you can't sew in the game. Clothes can only be looted from corpses or bought from stores. They're not that expensive tho, the most valuable one's won't exceed 100 coins
the problem is your magic doesn't scale but enemies do. and high magic absorb means no conjuartions.
I mean, let's be honest, most of the broken things in this game revolve around the fact alchemy is completely broken xD
laughs in dining fork.
@@miciso666 dining fork is only possible because of the broken alchemical potions of enchanting
To be fair level one skyrim break kinda disproves that one.
17:30
"My potions are too strong for you traveler"
I discovered a similar exploit without the enchantment and alchemy. Using the secret of sorcery power from the filament and filgree black book in the dragonborn dlc, you can activate powers with no cost for 30 seconds. However, with spells that cost magica per second, you may use them as long as you’re casting the spell. This works through loading screens and fast travel. Please go try it out sometime it’s a lot of fun and requires little to no effort
btw u do know u can make robes without exploits that wont drain mana. i made a set once that had destruction and healing 0 cost.
Kinda surprised spiff didn't put the Fortify Destruction enchant on a ring so Reanu could keep the Yorkshire Tea Gold (Legendary) equipped and be immortal AND have infinite magicka. Couldn't have the Restoration boost on it at the same time, but then again, when you have 2 billion HP I doubt that is a problem.
One of the best ways to level Destruction without searching out caves and dungeons to fight in is by conjuring a servant to beat up on. Conjure the cheapest servant you can, then proceed to yeet them with Destruction spells until they die.
Seriously, I am waiting for Bethesda for giving you an official 'thank you Spiff!'
Plot twist: Satan is allergic to soap, which makes bubbles super effective.
Soap-er Effective*
He is is a Fire/Ground type. 4x effective!
@@Halbam Fire/Dark type
However, his divine sandstorm is capable of taking down anybody capable of bubble fighting.
@@floofbirb4436 ah, a JoJo reference,I see you're a man of culture, oh also
SHIIIIIIIIZZAAAAA!!
How to train Destruction quickly: Left Hand, a spell that deals Damage constantly. Right Hand, A spell that heals the target constantly.
Self damage*
honestly it's still way quicker to just level up and raise it 5 levels with a trainer - there's just no quick leveling it at all really, even under optimal conditions like free magicka use, flames spell, and shadowmere (who can totally die)
hell you could use the whole enchanting + alchemy upgrade process, where you're gonna gain a lot of levels, to do it
early on i used to actually use destruction to kill people, conjuration to revive them, and destruction to kill them again
Can I just say that however late I am to this video I have a renewed burning passion to replay Skyrim with a new build, a new build, a reanu reeves mage build and actually do alchemy properly, I play on Xbox and will try my best to be the best base game mage because of you. I love your stellaris videos and this is my first Skyrim video but thank you
Good luck brother!
It's fake. So
"Do you think he's going to:
A) summon a giant meteor to destroy the world---"
*Sephiroth has entered the chat*
alduin: HE STOLE MY SHTICK!
Madara Uchiha has entered the chat.. twice..
Classic Skyrim logic:
Spiff: I can one shot these Elder dragons, take no magic damage and literally am the most powerful wizard in all of SKYRIM
Thief: YOUR MONEY OR YOUR LIFE!!!
Bethesda "spellmaking can be exploited."
Also Bethesda "Potions that give 100,000% more damage are fine."
Spiff should do a wii sports video
@@SumSum030 *Mario kart wii
@@jan-lukas Either one. He should do a wii game
When playing Skyrim, no matter what intent I have for my character build, I always end up a sneaky archer by the end game.
Most people do, stealth archery is broken af lol
It’s the opposite for me, I make an assassin build but then end up specialising in magic (for the invisibility and detect life)
@@shadowwolf12398 Same. Magic in TES is so cool it's hard for me not to specialize in it. And when I do manage to stay a stealth character, I usually transition into a dagger wielding assassin. You haven't lived until you've sneaky-stabbed a dragon on a wall lol.
For me, necromancer
I have dabbled in every playstyle. For shear fun without care the tanky 2-hander is great. Less satisfaction for showy kills, but there's something about being able to walk up to a giant at 7th lvl and shove your boot up their ass without worry.
I loved Oblivion's spell creation system. I created a series of spells for any situation, including a pair of spells called Elimination and Elimination (Touch) that sapped all my magicka but spelled instant death for any enemy hit with them. No mods.
2:58 - It's C. You showed us at the start of the video, Spiff. But, that said, you brilliantly highlight one of the major problems with Skyrim from its inception. By the time you grind your destruction up to the 90 or 100 needed to get the best spells in the game, you basically don't need them. That or, they've become somewhat useless as the end game enemies all have insane levels of resistance to just about everything. This is true for pretty much all the combat skills in the game and not just destruction.
eh, other stuff's probably fine - master destruction is fucked (all master spells essentally needing 0 mana cost for that skill, actually), and essentially needing enchanting high to be able to spellspam sucks, but for the most part, decent smithing + high weapon skill works like a charm.
And so this comment shall be buried, much like Nazeem in every one of my playthroughs
Edit: College of Whiterun.
Mlem
Killing nazeem is nice no matter how you do it
@@db5094 Torturing him may be a little better, but he can still talk.
@@db5094 I agree. There is nothing paranoid or weird in transforming every member of his family in a zombie, and make them eat him alive while being burned. It's also perfectly fine to transport his naked death body around and place it as a nice city decoration. See? Completely nice way.
@@josecorchete3732 Exactly, I love soul trapping him into a wooden dagger, heading into the soul cairn, and dropping him in some bushes.