I made a save once on Arvak, right after exiting a tomb because I was going to fast travel to a place filled with enemies and needed a horse to fast travel. I fast traveled and Arvak, with me on him, started flying all around just up into the air and I eventually died. Then I reloaded the save and it happened again. It just works.
This reminds me of the time i was searching for answers of the game on the internet. Found someone asking the same question and the only response they got was multiple “Welcome to Skyrim. It’s not a bug, it’s a feature” 🥲
I once use a mod to make household items weapons and using the exploits Spiff taught me, I can proudly say I defeated Alduin with a broom named "Yeet the fluffy bunny" total # of crashes 27. Worth it.
@@legendaryoutcast4440 i used the exploits to have infinite unarmed damage, health, magicka and stamina back in 2016 when i had a PS3, it didn't crash the game, but even if i tried to load a save from before the exploit, my char was still immortal.
I did that too but I used a hand made mod that I made and I made the diamond a weapon and made it so it killed the ebony warrior and the giants with only single slash (I hit the giant and it destroyed everything near by)
I like to imagine Reanu Keeves sees something so absurd that he just facepalms, but due to his sheer power he just ends his life there and then from just that facepalm.
Just FYI Spiff. The Fists of Steel perk only works off of Base Armor Rating of the gauntlets and doesn't scale. In short you wasted your time. All you needed was the Gloves of the Pugilist enchantment and jack that up with Alchemy and enchant a ring. Still, I loved the effort.
Funnily enough, it doesn't even help with protection, since armor effectively caps out somewhere around 600 (equaling 80% physical damage reduction). You can have more, it just doesn't do anything.
SCP-5289 "Reanu Keeves" Special Containment Procedures: SCP-5289 is currently being held in an elaborate data prison created by Doctor Howard, Code-named "Skyrim". This prison was meant to divert the focus of SCP-5289 from attempting escape infinitely through the means of giving him large amounts of objectives to complete. While it is entirely possible to complete any and all objectives in this prison, Doctor Howard fixed this issue by creating a system of objective generation that occurs while working on another objective, causing SCP-5289 to constantly switch between objectives before finishing one. This worked for a short time until SCP-5289 began becoming too powerful for the prison by exploiting the programming, allowing him to finish objectives with little to no effort. To combat this, Doctor Howard split SCP-5289 and imported him into multiple identical prisons. This worked in slowing down SCP-5289's efforts but proved incredibly expensive. Doctor Howard planned to fix this and pensioned the 0-5 council to sell these prisons as video games across the world, thus splitting SCP-5289 millions of times and scattering it globally. Thus, on November 11th, 2011 the SCP-Foundation released the prison under it's code-name "Skyrim" through a front company known as "Bethesda Softworks". Description: (Within "Skyrim): SCP-5289 is an adult humanoid sporting an athletic build. It has dark black hair with a large beard and moustache. Within it's prison, it wears simple leather armour with incredibly powerful enhancements. It also sports two incredibly destructive pieces of culinary equipment. Within the world of "Skyrim" it is the most powerful being. (True Form): [REDACTED]
(Addendum-1) due to the slow process at which "Skyrim" had to be "ported" to several different forms of entertainment, SCP-5289 managed to temporarily escape containment, and [REDACTED] was used to ensure the safety of sites[REDACTED] and [REDACTED]. However, no actual damage to the fabric of reality was observed, upon further inspection, it was discovered that SCP-5289 had simply "taken some friends out to dinner". Whether or not this behavior would be repeated upon a second breach of containment is unknown and research upon this subject should only be preformed by Dr. Howard and only after receiving 0-5 level clearance
What if heavy armor is 100 and well fitted and matching set and sneak perk and ebony flesh? Would any of those increas daedric gauntlets damage? Trying to get max punch damage without using the game enhancing exploits just stackable bonuses cause a one punch is boring I want to take a few swings and get a nice kill animation
@@tomkimmel8157 no, it doesn’t, but a tip that you can use is to be an orc, unequip all of your gear, enchant a ring, necklace, gauntlets, and any other gear slot that can hold a fortify alchemy enchantment with said enchantment. Then make a daedric armor set, and a potion of fortify restoration and a potion of fortify enchanting. Go to solstheim and get azhidalls enchanted gear and equip it. Then go to an enchanting table, drink your potion of restoration, then your potion of enchanting. Then enchant a ring, and your daedric gauntlets with fortify unarmed. Equip the new gear and just before you go into battle, use berserker rage power from orc. Boom.
"...The potion of enchantment i was using previously was a little bit to powerful, so i create one which almost exactly 50% weaker..." The Tsar bomb scientists must have said something similar to this.
Yeah. The Earth had crashed several times during the bomb's test, so they just reloaded it. That's also why USSR is gone. Economic system of the current reality just couldn't sustain such power!
Dude I was introduced with your glorious work one or a two week before by TH-cam algorithm and oh boy, you inspired me. Now I have a baby khajiit with a steel plate armor from head to toe, ever piece is enchanted to increase his stats. He is almost immortal, he one-strikes every thing that crosses him, he can sneak around freely without actually hiding, he picks almost every lock, he has an unlimited pool of magica and I love the fact that how jacked up the game is.
Breaking news: man seen teleporting around Skyrim eye witness says that “he was so majestic for just the moment I saw him that all my worries just melted away”
He was detected when he went to place it. It wasn't the target of the pickpocket that caught him, and since the quest was a success the target probably didn't notice. A stealth check was failed, not pickpocket.
@@NaruSanavai Yes, and if you don't like using exploits (in this case it's really just a bug because enchanting shouldn't be part of restoration, obviously), then you shouldn't use it. Also, it's not as if you can't make overpowered gear without exploits already.
@@thorham1346 The fortify restoration does not improve alchemy or enchanting directly. Drinking fortify restoration and then putting fortify alchemy causes it. In other words, it's not a bug. The fortify restoration works as intended, magnifying the beneficial effect. If you look it up, this is exactly what it says word for word. Therefore, it isn't a bug. It is a fully operational feature and exploit of the game, made completely intentional by Bethesda. Which means, Bethesda PURPOSELY placed this exploit in the game to be used by all.
You probably have to many decoy copies it's a known fact that not every copy sent out has his soul inscribed upon it. They sent out various decoy copies as well!!! This was to prevent stores from accidentally amassing to many copies in a single location bringing upon our world a destruction so incomprehensible so mind boggling so dasterdly so indiscriminate so painful our pathetic mortal coils couldn't fathom the depths of these powers wrought before us causing us to melt on a sub atomic lvl upon the mere sight of the glouriousness that is Reanu Keeves
I can confirm that my Khajiit monk, Thunder Paws, descendant of the Oblivion Hero, Lightning Claws, totally beat Skyrim and all expansions using unarmed only.
The bit about Reanu Keeves is legit. When I worked at GameStop we had a protocol in place to avoid more than a 4 copies from ever touching (for redundancy sake). Once one of the containment devices failed and the entire wall started vibrating. Never saw that trainee again...
you must have a picture of renue keeves on an alter as you and your cult of skyrim chant his name and rub copys together to summon yiur dark lord renue keeves
"Let's get more health" *becomes immortal, game crashes* "Let's add more unarmed damage" *becomes One Punch Man, game crashes* "Let's take our horse and fling ourselves across the map" *skyrim can't even take it at this point. It's just dead now*
Reeanu can escape whenever he wants, he's just entertained, which is why they need to make more games to keep him distracted so he won't destory the multi-verse.
For leveling Armor stats you can simply give a follower a high damage weapon (usable for them) and get them to attack you by hitting them - 2hits and both armor stats are 100
"After the disaster with the random location transport device, A.K.A. the horse, Keanu finds himself unconscious in an alternate dimension." "The words "War never changes" ring persistently through his mind..."
The question is: is he Euclid, Keter, or Thaumiel. I'm hoping Thaumiel because if not he's a walking XK lol, although Able will have someone of his own level to fight finally
Fists of steel only add damage to unarmed based on the gauntlets BASE armor rating. That means improving your gauntlets won't increase your fisting damage. The best base armor rating in skyrim for gauntlets is daedric gauntlets. There's also a ring you can get that increases your unarmed attack by 20 points called the Ring of the Beast, which you get from the Vampire Questline. If you wanted, you could use the duplication glitch that you used in this video and you could also use the multiple equip items glitch. to equip multiple rings of the beast and you would be able to one punch man anything in the game no enchanting required. Also the Khajiit have a bonus 20 claw damage active effect right from the get go, which is more damage than any other weapon you can find at level 1.
I did a playthrough of this game where I used only my fists and I was a khajiit and used no exploits and it made the game easy lol but it was really fun
@@cheesecake-7177 A Horcrux actually weakens its creator because it splits the soul, so while it can make a person functionally immortal it also makes them weaker. That said, Reanu Keeves power continues to grow at an exponential rate so it hardly matters.
I swear Reanu keeves has infested my game. I keep ending up with missing npcs I went to solitude to do business with beirand and he's just suddenly nowhere to be seen. Not in the shop, not outside. Just gone
I had a problem once I got a character to about 200 hours in where fast travelling sucked nearby NPCs in with me and they ended up in the wrong towns. You might have just 'misplaced' Beirand and he'll turn up somewhere else.
I think the reason that the unenchanted gauntlets didn't do much damage is because the fists of steel perk actually only works with the base armor, not the upgraded armor... Sorry if you already knew that
Mous3 which means it is not broken. It is the same with critical strikes they sound good but if you have a sword that does 100 damage and base was 12 the critical damage will be around 2 extra damage.
@@Xtraior Perhaps not "broken" in a sense, but that means the description of the perk is incorrect. It just says "Unarmed attacks with Heavy Armor gauntlets do *their armor rating* in extra damage" and the gauntlets he made have an armor rating of 1500. It does not specify base armor rating. Either way, it's a mistake on Bethesda's part.
Spiff: "I'm going to head for Riften." *winds up in Solitude on the complete opposite side of the map* Spiff: "That's how to beat the fast travel in Skyrim! Me: "....uh, okay then." *Edit* The way the Fists of Steel perk works is based on the gauntlets' BASE armor stat. It doesn't matter it they are normal gauntlets at 17 armor, or legendary gauntlets at 17 billion armor: they will still always add that base damage and that's it. This means that the pugilist enchantment is the only way to get game-breakingly powerful punches (without mods of course).
Nah you just use the armor stacking glitch by either being arrested and breaking out in different armors and getting rearrested, then serving your time to have all your confiscated armor put back all on at once. OR you're a werewolf and time it just right that as you transform you talk to a follower so you have their dialogue menu open. Then you, in werewolf form, go to trade times and equip whatever armor you feel like. So long as it's got a unique item code you can stack them, so no stacking 80 pairs of deadric gauntlets you made. You get one pair you made and any others with enchantments you find or buy
Please Suffer oooohhh that's just scratch the surface. By armor stacking (either the prison method of the easier way of having a follower far from witnesses, transform into a werewolf as you initiate a dialogue with said follower to then have the conversation menu open while a full werewolf so you can trade items in werewolf form. Then just equip whatever you want and it'll ALL be equipped) you stack on as many unique heavy gauntlets as possible to A) increase armor rating to the cap and B) increase damage per base Armor Rating of each heavy gauntlet. So a enchanted gauntlet you find so long as it's a different enchantment intensity too for the unique spawned item ID'S in game you can have like 40+ gauntlets equipped for massive damage while punching without unarmed damage enchantment. Which just means you can enchant any of the unique unenchanted gauntlets you do have equipped for stupid amounts of shennangians
I went on a date with Reanu Keeves. On the date the waitress had forgotten to give me cutlery but Reanu didn't hesitate to let me know he had a fork I could use! Unfortunately, upon passing the fork over he accidentally dropped it and it hit my foot which caused me to immediately burst into flames!
@@r3dp9 Skyrim not so bad, but Fallout 4 is annoying. Even on an SSD its crap. Vanillla, Fallout 4 doesn't even use the SSD speed. You have to mod it to make loading screens 20x faster.
Just give your follower a weapon of yours that does less damage than you have health , wear an heavy and light armor piece and fight them. it will increase both skills to 100 in 2 hits.. You're welcome.
you missed the damage in the lower corner of the screen when you select a wooden sword in your inventory, its actually a few thousand, but skyrim can only display hundreds in its damage box
I feel like setting up that fast travel exploit would take longer than just waiting for a loading screen. But it is more entertaining! You don't even need to start the thieves guild questline to get into the ratway.
So funny enough, Skyrim had a hard cap for armor rating. Once you reach 576 (or around there) anything above it does nothing. So making that chest either have 576 armor or 10 trillion makes no difference. However… having millions of health defiantly does make you practically immortal because health regen is tied to your max hp.
I've heard that claim but I must confess, I find it may be inaccurate. Just off personal experience, but I've found 1200 (rounded) armour seemed to keep me alive for longer on the same difficulty against the same enemy than an 800 armour Dunno if that's just my brain but I forgot alchemy and am stuck in Dwarven armour send help
fist of steel only adds the base armor value of your gauntlets to your unarmed damage. for steel gauntlets the base armor is 12. armor gives a max physical damage reduction of 80%.
What's hilarious about this is that 12 damage is more base damage output than most 1-handed steel quality weapons in the game (albeit those have perks, skill leveling, and upgrading available).
@@joshuakim5240 2 points higher than a steel mace, the slowest one handed weapon in the steel line. With argonian and or khajiit that would be 32 and 34 damage respectively before enchants. Also you can cap armor value without that maybe perks in smithing, unfortunately though you need to go further to make the most of the unarmed perk since its base value.
18:08 max armor cap is set at something like 560, everything above doesn't matter. Also Fists of Steel takes into account the BASE armor rating of the gaunlet. But you can always use potion +999999% enchanting :D
He's not very well known for actually understanding the mechanics of Bethesda games. See also: his Morrowind video where he thinks Intelligence makes you run faster.
I found this channel and series like 4 hours ago and this is the most amazing thing ever. The sense of bewilderment as you try to figure out whether Reanu Keeves will crash the game or further his power level
I grinded with a method a friend recommended to me; blue butterfly wings + blue mountain flowers= hella expensive potion of Damage Magika Regen. Load up and proceed to bankrupt everyone you've ever met who'll even humor buying potions from you. The road from the stables at Whiterun heading towards the western watchtower is the one I've found to be the most effective
I remember doing that to furnish my first house in the Hearthfire expansion! Ah, man, I'd almost forgotten. I sold all my wood to the vampire what's-her-name. Took _forever_ but, hey, that's what TH-cam on a phone or a good book is for, right?
Borderlands 2 just breaking the game with Salvador is, well, its just art. and Gearbox has stated they made a mistake when they made him. he also has a Top hat and mustache headpiece so you can look spiffy!
Joel Raynor you can break that game a lot of different ways, Gauge's aimbot that does more and more damage every time you kill something or empty your gun is my personal favorite.
@@callmeginga aimbot???? uuum you on drugs? Guage loses so much accuracy that you CANT hit anything at all... and will kill yourself with any kind of explosive weapon... the only way to properly counter that loss of accuracy is The Seraph with its 100% homing never miss shots
@@brayachdragonbane7529 Have you even played Gaige? Have you used Close Enough? That's literally one of the first skills she can unlock. Also, if you're using a rocket launcher as anarchy gaige, it should be an etech with a good absorb shield. Unless you get extremely bad luck you aren't dying any time soon, and even then, Deathtrap and close enough will get you up in an instant
Reasons to like Spiffing Brit: - Breaking games with exploits - Accent - British jokes - Tea - Colonialism - And obviously, the mighty and beautiful... Reanu Keeves!
You should use this armor with some other ideas to make a run where your companion beats the game by itself, you never damage any enemy. I wonder if that’s possible lol
From watching MittensSquad playing Skyrim and his challenges, it doesn't seem like you can 100% beat Skyrim by having your companion kill everything. Alduin's last fight makes him a protected NPC where the player has to deliver the final blow (though he did cheese it in one playthrough as a Disney Princess because Skyrim is Skyrim) If you're a complete stickler of not attacking, then you also can't get past Parthinax without shouting fire at him (but I know some people don't count that as it's a scripted event you have to do)
@@enbeast8350 You call greeting one of your own kind with a flamey breath non-pacifist? What has this world become. That’s just like giving a high five, only with fire!
Mixed this with basically unlimited Magicka and now I’m an unstoppable wizard who can one hit punch everything in the game, perfectly balanced like all things should be
Yorkshire Tea is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits. Oh and Spiff? The fists of steel perk only adds the base armor rating, so, without any skills or improvements to the gauntlets. So the steel gauntlets only add like 9 or 10 damage.
I heard the new anniversary edition of Skyrim added armlets so now you really can fight unarmed and fight like a monk. You should do an updated video. Plz!
Michael Helton really? It’s been a loooong time but I swear I used to one shot w punches w super armor rated gloves. I could be wrong, too many exploits to remember.
@ Why would they do that!? It's a single player game fuck balance. If I want to one shot punch the Ebony warrior and you give me a way in vanilla, hell yeah I'm doing it.
Did this in one of my games. If you install SkyUI you will see that the damage of those wooden swords are, probably, on the hundreds of thousands (mine had 6~7 digits on damage), but the vanilla layout only displays the first three digits of the number.
I present to you, ladies and gentlemen at home, the ballad of Reanu Keeves: He needs no sword for he hath his palms, no axe for he hath legs, no mace for he hath fists, no daggers for he hath fingers, no bows for he can shout or clap his hands, no shield for he hath his hair, no horse for he binds the wind to his will. He is a god that overcomes all opposition with divine strength. He is Reanu Keeves, lord of exploits, and all shall fear his wrath.
Huh, it's like I'm watching that one episode of Sword Art Online, but instead of our main character showing off to a little girl, Reanu Keeves is desperetly begging bandits to hit him.
@The Spiffing Brit You should totally get the multi enchantment perk, then put reflect damage as well as the current enchantments on a new piece of armor :)
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Everytime skyrim crashes, it means Reeanu Keeves is close to escaping so Todd shuts it down
So that’s why my games always crashing
Lol
I would say so
Facts
Mortal Gaming same
Everyone criticizes the creation engine for being glitchy, but it's actually a safety measure implemented to keep Reeanu Keeves trapped.
Actually the engine is a real Azura Star 😧
Fun fact! The creation engine isn't actually glitchy, it just appears that way as a result of Reanu Keeves's power
@@anidiot192 fun fact, the creation engine isn't actually glitchy, most glitches that we experience are in the skyrim content not the engine itself
It's the matrix. Lmao
Whenever Reanu Keeves becomes too powerful the game crashes to desktop as a safety measure
Imagine amren comes home and finds some strange forks in his chest he goes to touch them and then instantly evaporates
"Huh... This isn't my family's--"
*WA-BAM*
It’s either getting evaporated or getting all your life drained from you
Only the worthy can withstand the power
His finger brushes against one of the forks and he just instantly turns to dust.
@@calebjones3636 goes to cut his steak and it combusts so hard that whiterun is now a crater.
"we are heading to Riften with this perfectly balanced travel."
"So, here we are ladies and gentlemen in Solitude just like we wanted."
😂
“Hopefully it will fix itself” is a sentence every Skyrim player has said to themselves at some point 😂
I'm a bit concerned it actually does seem to fix itsself.
“it just works”
Few are the bugs that cannot be solved with glichess.
I made a save once on Arvak, right after exiting a tomb because I was going to fast travel to a place filled with enemies and needed a horse to fast travel. I fast traveled and Arvak, with me on him, started flying all around just up into the air and I eventually died. Then I reloaded the save and it happened again. It just works.
This reminds me of the time i was searching for answers of the game on the internet. Found someone asking the same question and the only response they got was multiple “Welcome to Skyrim. It’s not a bug, it’s a feature” 🥲
I once use a mod to make household items weapons and using the exploits Spiff taught me, I can proudly say I defeated Alduin with a broom named "Yeet the fluffy bunny" total # of crashes 27. Worth it.
Wonder if it causes crash in the console version
@@legendaryoutcast4440 i used the exploits to have infinite unarmed damage, health, magicka and stamina back in 2016 when i had a PS3, it didn't crash the game, but even if i tried to load a save from before the exploit, my char was still immortal.
Clockmaker BR Such is the price of immortality
Up top, my man.
I did that too but I used a hand made mod that I made and I made the diamond a weapon and made it so it killed the ebony warrior and the giants with only single slash (I hit the giant and it destroyed everything near by)
You've said Reanu Keeves so much that Keanu Reeves doesn't sound right.
This is accualy true
Yes
I had to ask my friend which one was right as I has gotten so used to hearing reanu keeves
I read the "Keanu Reeves" in your sentence as Reanu Keeves o.o Jeessus
Mel Taylor ikr
I like to imagine Reanu Keeves sees something so absurd that he just facepalms, but due to his sheer power he just ends his life there and then from just that facepalm.
His most dangerous enemy was himself all along
Or his facepalm is so powerful it facepalms the universe out of existence and Todd Howard has to reboot it.
The immovable object meets the irresistible force
*looks over at my five copies of Skyrim*
Soon, Reanu. Soon...
I can buy you some copies and we can summon him together
If you finance it, I'll let you wear the PSVR headset while we perform the ritual.
@@kurtkrusader and dont forget to bring skyrim for the Gucci smart microwave so we can eat skyrim trademarked food while doing it
911 what is your emergency
We have to assemble one of each skyrim port, I have ps3 lets do this
Just FYI Spiff. The Fists of Steel perk only works off of Base Armor Rating of the gauntlets and doesn't scale. In short you wasted your time. All you needed was the Gloves of the Pugilist enchantment and jack that up with Alchemy and enchant a ring.
Still, I loved the effort.
Yep.
That's what I did I deal an extra 490000 extra dmg or more forgot how many 0s there are
Funnily enough, it doesn't even help with protection, since armor effectively caps out somewhere around 600 (equaling 80% physical damage reduction). You can have more, it just doesn't do anything.
Yea he actually somewhat consistently makes mistakes like this.
@@thespiffingbrit Reanu Keeves will succeed one way or another.
SCP-5289 "Reanu Keeves"
Special Containment Procedures:
SCP-5289 is currently being held in an elaborate data prison created by Doctor Howard, Code-named "Skyrim". This prison was meant to divert the focus of SCP-5289 from attempting escape infinitely through the means of giving him large amounts of objectives to complete. While it is entirely possible to complete any and all objectives in this prison, Doctor Howard fixed this issue by creating a system of objective generation that occurs while working on another objective, causing SCP-5289 to constantly switch between objectives before finishing one.
This worked for a short time until SCP-5289 began becoming too powerful for the prison by exploiting the programming, allowing him to finish objectives with little to no effort. To combat this, Doctor Howard split SCP-5289 and imported him into multiple identical prisons. This worked in slowing down SCP-5289's efforts but proved incredibly expensive. Doctor Howard planned to fix this and pensioned the 0-5 council to sell these prisons as video games across the world, thus splitting SCP-5289 millions of times and scattering it globally. Thus, on November 11th, 2011 the SCP-Foundation released the prison under it's code-name "Skyrim" through a front company known as "Bethesda Softworks".
Description:
(Within "Skyrim): SCP-5289 is an adult humanoid sporting an athletic build. It has dark black hair with a large beard and moustache. Within it's prison, it wears simple leather armour with incredibly powerful enhancements. It also sports two incredibly destructive pieces of culinary equipment. Within the world of "Skyrim" it is the most powerful being.
(True Form): [REDACTED]
Cool!
Yes
(Addendum-1)
due to the slow process at which "Skyrim" had to be "ported" to several different forms of entertainment, SCP-5289 managed to temporarily escape containment, and [REDACTED] was used to ensure the safety of sites[REDACTED] and [REDACTED]. However, no actual damage to the fabric of reality was observed, upon further inspection, it was discovered that SCP-5289 had simply "taken some friends out to dinner".
Whether or not this behavior would be repeated upon a second breach of containment is unknown and research upon this subject should only be preformed by Dr. Howard and only after receiving 0-5 level clearance
Wow there's the containment procedures, description, and the first addendum.
Make it an SCP on the actual wiki
Fists of steel only adds the base amour rating, so the highest possible is +18 from daedric gauntlets
aw
What if heavy armor is 100 and well fitted and matching set and sneak perk and ebony flesh? Would any of those increas daedric gauntlets damage? Trying to get max punch damage without using the game enhancing exploits just stackable bonuses cause a one punch is boring I want to take a few swings and get a nice kill animation
Lame
@@tomkimmel8157the base damage is the damage without any modifiers, so the only way to change it would be to mod the game files
@@tomkimmel8157 no, it doesn’t, but a tip that you can use is to be an orc, unequip all of your gear, enchant a ring, necklace, gauntlets, and any other gear slot that can hold a fortify alchemy enchantment with said enchantment. Then make a daedric armor set, and a potion of fortify restoration and a potion of fortify enchanting. Go to solstheim and get azhidalls enchanted gear and equip it. Then go to an enchanting table, drink your potion of restoration, then your potion of enchanting. Then enchant a ring, and your daedric gauntlets with fortify unarmed. Equip the new gear and just before you go into battle, use berserker rage power from orc. Boom.
the only word he says he can't pronounce, " pugilist", he pronounces perfectly
absolutely stunning sir
Absolutely breathtaking
@@reidt182 Or is it breftaking?
@@Machtyn nooh
Hide your weapons in the cloud district. Nobody ever goes to this gods forsaken place.
Just stash everything
But then Nazeem would end up getting them. He's always at the jarls backside.
Buttpiracy anyone?
Do you get to the cloud district very often? Oh what am i saying of course you dont.
Bullz Eye do you get to the cloud district very often? Oh what am I saying of course you DO
"...The potion of enchantment i was using previously was a little bit to powerful, so i create one which almost exactly 50% weaker..."
The Tsar bomb scientists must have said something similar to this.
Yeah. The Earth had crashed several times during the bomb's test, so they just reloaded it.
That's also why USSR is gone. Economic system of the current reality just couldn't sustain such power!
"in order to accomodate the geneva convention, i think we should reduce the yield of our nuclear armaments" no nuclear missile engineer ever.
Castle Bravo is the inverse situation
Dude I was introduced with your glorious work one or a two week before by TH-cam algorithm and oh boy, you inspired me. Now I have a baby khajiit with a steel plate armor from head to toe, ever piece is enchanted to increase his stats. He is almost immortal, he one-strikes every thing that crosses him, he can sneak around freely without actually hiding, he picks almost every lock, he has an unlimited pool of magica and I love the fact that how jacked up the game is.
I still can't believe you legitimately bought stock images and then re-watermarked them with your own brand ...
I never noticed that lmao
Believe it, you little trash noodle.
@@iknowcanadaisfakeandmywill802 your name tho hahahah
That way people can't just screenshot his vids
there are programs for that so you don't have to pay a pence
Breaking news: man seen teleporting around Skyrim eye witness says that “he was so majestic for just the moment I saw him that all my worries just melted away”
And so did his lungs as they were destroyed by the sheer breathtaking force
Sounds like you had a Joe Rogan "DMT Experience "
reanu keeves smiths his gauntlets while they’re still equipped
Ow that would hurt smashing your hand into *oblivion* in *Skyrim*
@@thescreemregular5168 eh, you forge metal with your bare hands, no tongs normally
Got it to 420
Yeah isn't that just how everyone makes their gloves?
Reanu is no mere man, he needs them equipped to smith the shape of his bulging muscles, so they're perfectly tailored to his likeness.
Its funny how he makes up a origin story right in the moment as soon as he starts talking about Reanu.
Hmmmmm 10000+% chance of pickpocket success but is still caught.....
....it just works
The game has a hard cap on pickpocket success rate, it can never go over, I think 95%.
@@hoodiegal I believe Spiff's pickpocket chances were 90%.
@@lordkalpa5254 maybe it caps at 90% then
I mean... there is a mod that removes the cap, but using it you can steal literally anything from anyone using low level enchantments.
He was detected when he went to place it. It wasn't the target of the pickpocket that caught him, and since the quest was a success the target probably didn't notice. A stealth check was failed, not pickpocket.
When Skyrim is so old that you can suprise an entire new generation with the potion glitch
And then they try it with the unofficial patch installed.
@@thorham1346 The patch fixes the loop, doesn't it? (Even to this day, I haven't tried it, because...well, I don't like being _that_ overpowered)
@@NaruSanavai Yes, and if you don't like using exploits (in this case it's really just a bug because enchanting shouldn't be part of restoration, obviously), then you shouldn't use it. Also, it's not as if you can't make overpowered gear without exploits already.
@@thorham1346 The fortify restoration does not improve alchemy or enchanting directly. Drinking fortify restoration and then putting fortify alchemy causes it. In other words, it's not a bug. The fortify restoration works as intended, magnifying the beneficial effect. If you look it up, this is exactly what it says word for word. Therefore, it isn't a bug. It is a fully operational feature and exploit of the game, made completely intentional by Bethesda. Which means, Bethesda PURPOSELY placed this exploit in the game to be used by all.
@@unkindcloud8696 It doesn't matter what Bethesda intended. The way this works is utterly broken and it simply shouldn't work that way, period.
*chants you're breathtaking while rubbing 20 copies of skyrim together*
"Thein airtaking. "
WE NEED MORE *GETS INFINITE COPYS* NOW SKYRIM CHANTTTTTTTTTTTT
You probably have to many decoy copies it's a known fact that not every copy sent out has his soul inscribed upon it. They sent out various decoy copies as well!!! This was to prevent stores from accidentally amassing to many copies in a single location bringing upon our world a destruction so incomprehensible so mind boggling so dasterdly so indiscriminate so painful our pathetic mortal coils couldn't fathom the depths of these powers wrought before us causing us to melt on a sub atomic lvl upon the mere sight of the glouriousness that is Reanu Keeves
I can confirm that my Khajiit monk, Thunder Paws, descendant of the Oblivion Hero, Lightning Claws, totally beat Skyrim and all expansions using unarmed only.
I did the same with my khajiit on my first play through. I had no idea how rpg’s worked lol.
Thunder..?
T-Thunder?
THUNDER
THUNDER
THUNDERCATS OOOOOOUUUOOOOOOO
Gay
The bit about Reanu Keeves is legit. When I worked at GameStop we had a protocol in place to avoid more than a 4 copies from ever touching (for redundancy sake). Once one of the containment devices failed and the entire wall started vibrating. Never saw that trainee again...
I'm a bit scared
😂😂😂😂🤣🤣😭😭🤔😏😭
How gay are you?
YES
*Instructions unclear: Bought 20 copies of skyrim and rubbed them together*
You have to chant the magic words "you're breathtaking" over and over
Good
321 shot1000 LeL
you must have a picture of renue keeves on an alter as you and your cult of skyrim chant his name and rub copys together to summon yiur dark lord renue keeves
It won't work because of the fridge, you now need more
"Let's get more health"
*becomes immortal, game crashes*
"Let's add more unarmed damage"
*becomes One Punch Man, game crashes*
"Let's take our horse and fling ourselves across the map"
*skyrim can't even take it at this point. It's just dead now*
*coffin dance intesifys*
😹😹😹😹😹
Always good to catch up with the most powerful being in Skyrim; Janessa the Giant Slayer
2nd most powerful*
Reeanu Keeves is the reason Fallout 76 broke. They tried to port him in before the game was done.
Why do you think there are no npcs? he killed them all.
@@captainplaceholder4482 for the graa-uh guud
His sheer power alone destroyed most of it
Turns out Fallout isn't a post-nuclear apocalypse series, it's a post-Reanu Keeves series.
It's keeanu reeves no reeanu keeves
Waiter: you’re going to pay for that
Reanu Keaves: no YOU’RE going to pay for that
Waiter (seeing Reanu's raw power and diploma), *sweats*, *voice cracking*: o...okay
Reanu: buy it again.
Reanu Keaves: You want to give me the penthouse and you want to kick Chevy Chase because he's an asshole
Reanu Keaves: and you have 6 minutes, now... ReaNU *spawns horse* AWAAAAAAAAAY!
You're *ALL* going to pay for that
Cross Plate did you just create communism?
Spiffing:shoots himself into the sky at light speed by shoving a horse in the ground
Tod Howard:it just works
Reeanu can escape whenever he wants, he's just entertained, which is why they need to make more games to keep him distracted so he won't destory the multi-verse.
“If I had my fork right now I would genuinely yeet you into oblivion” that double entendre there was amazing sir hats off to you
yeet*
4:36
*realises I am 1,154th like*
*quickly unlikes*
_I fear no man, but that thing, it scares me_
I can't handle the number 4 in my life, its bad luck.
CurvingFyre i completly agres with that
CurvingFyre is this a jojoke
@@FakeLexi No, whats a joke is how weak and pathetic the human form is, which is why the obvious choice is to reject it.
CurvingFyre cool
My first VR play through with exploits is definitely gonna be this.
make sure to be cat
I'm slowly starting to forget his real name is Keanu Reeves and not Reanu Keeves.
And finally! One punch man in skyrim.
That's how Reanu Keeves plans to escape: once everyone forgets the true Keanu Reeves, Reanu Keeves will assume his place in the world.
I just don't understand how you could let go of the "Paci-FIST" pun at the beginning.
For leveling Armor stats you can simply give a follower a high damage weapon (usable for them) and get them to attack you by hitting them - 2hits and both armor stats are 100
You actually made my actually appreciate the fact skyrim is ported everywhere... for about 36 minutes
*-Speed = tan(horse tilt angle)*
*-horse tilts 90 degrees*
*-Game crushes :(*
Skyrim can divide by zero wuoa?
"After the disaster with the random location transport device, A.K.A. the horse, Keanu finds himself unconscious in an alternate dimension."
"The words "War never changes" ring persistently through his mind..."
27:50 Is nobody gonna tell him that the "YEETFORCE 90000" is not the same it's predecessor the YEETFORCE 9000.
The 0 is silent
@@gallaieousyehudai12 that was beautiful. Thank you
Honestly I was expecting him to call it One Punch Man or Armguard or something like that.
I noticed that, too. I'm glad I'm not the only one.
So. basically Reanu Keeves is a SCP? Skyrim is his containment cell.
The question is: is he Euclid, Keter, or Thaumiel. I'm hoping Thaumiel because if not he's a walking XK lol, although Able will have someone of his own level to fight finally
Skyrim
Contained
Person
I was looking for this!
@@crowenite Keter
@@viktorbazina More like Apollyon: Containment breach is inevitable and there's no way to stop him.
“ I don’t think he can take damage anymore”
STONKS
You know stinks is term for a mortar in military form I'm confused now
"welcome back to a *slightly more stable timeline* " XDXD I love you. :D
Like the Queen, it takes time - wait your turn! But remember, it's REAL, not a dream, when he does show up.
Fists of steel only add damage to unarmed based on the gauntlets BASE armor rating. That means improving your gauntlets won't increase your fisting damage. The best base armor rating in skyrim for gauntlets is daedric gauntlets. There's also a ring you can get that increases your unarmed attack by 20 points called the Ring of the Beast, which you get from the Vampire Questline. If you wanted, you could use the duplication glitch that you used in this video and you could also use the multiple equip items glitch. to equip multiple rings of the beast and you would be able to one punch man anything in the game no enchanting required. Also the Khajiit have a bonus 20 claw damage active effect right from the get go, which is more damage than any other weapon you can find at level 1.
Khajits have 12 extra claw damage, should have been 15 but due to some stuff going on in the game it is 12.
What a flawless gaming experience.
If you do the vampire Lord and werewolf glitch your unarmed goes up too
I did a playthrough of this game where I used only my fists and I was a khajiit and used no exploits and it made the game easy lol but it was really fun
i love the unarmed build bc of the killmoves, both sneak and combat
Did you play it on Legendary difficulty?
I also have done a khajiit brawler style and have realized that the heavy armor gauntlet perk only does the gauntlets base armor rating in damage
@@casper3716 Thanks! That explains why he wasn't doing major damage to the guard after improving the gauntlets.
You must have been on the easiest difficulty then lol
“Unarmed”
IVE BEEN LIED TOO
i clearly see you using your arms throughout thevideo
oiki hbsj shut up
r/comedycemetery
Ah Skyrim, a perfect, flawless game
*Sweeps all bugs/exploits under a rug*
*"Completely. Flawless"*
_Like everything should be..._
It's not a bug. It's a feature.....
@@devil8975 you are correct
"It just works"
Jeremy Horton not even a basement can contain that many bugs
Todd Howard created multiple Horcruxes for Reanu Keeves, but he cannot be stopped for long...
The horcruxes were meant to keep Voldemort alive, not containing him
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@@cheesecake-7177 A Horcrux actually weakens its creator because it splits the soul, so while it can make a person functionally immortal it also makes them weaker. That said, Reanu Keeves power continues to grow at an exponential rate so it hardly matters.
Until harry potter throws a pot
I swear Reanu keeves has infested my game. I keep ending up with missing npcs
I went to solitude to do business with beirand and he's just suddenly nowhere to be seen. Not in the shop, not outside. Just gone
Oh no Reanu keeves is killing of important npcs
I had a problem once I got a character to about 200 hours in where fast travelling sucked nearby NPCs in with me and they ended up in the wrong towns. You might have just 'misplaced' Beirand and he'll turn up somewhere else.
I think the reason that the unenchanted gauntlets didn't do much damage is because the fists of steel perk actually only works with the base armor, not the upgraded armor... Sorry if you already knew that
He also doesn't know that damage reduction from armor is capped at 80%.
Arent those fur gauntlets LIGHT ARMOR? The Fists of Steel perk only works on HEAVY ARMOR.
@@nannerdunlocke1231 he used imperial steel gauntlets, the other ones are for alchemy
@@cerdi_99 Nevermind i figured it out
@@nannerdunlocke1231 you mean you read the fuckin comment idiot
Unfortunately, the "fists of steel"-perk is broken. It only increases damage by the base armour rating.
Mous3 which means it is not broken. It is the same with critical strikes they sound good but if you have a sword that does 100 damage and base was 12 the critical damage will be around 2 extra damage.
Oh and it is Bethesda logic
@@Xtraior Perhaps not "broken" in a sense, but that means the description of the perk is incorrect. It just says "Unarmed attacks with Heavy Armor gauntlets do *their armor rating* in extra damage" and the gauntlets he made have an armor rating of 1500. It does not specify base armor rating. Either way, it's a mistake on Bethesda's part.
so pretty much instead of dealing like a thousand damage it does like 18 damage
breezytoe5527 yup
Spiff: "I'm going to head for Riften."
*winds up in Solitude on the complete opposite side of the map*
Spiff: "That's how to beat the fast travel in Skyrim!
Me: "....uh, okay then."
*Edit*
The way the Fists of Steel perk works is based on the gauntlets' BASE armor stat. It doesn't matter it they are normal gauntlets at 17 armor, or legendary gauntlets at 17 billion armor: they will still always add that base damage and that's it. This means that the pugilist enchantment is the only way to get game-breakingly powerful punches (without mods of course).
Nah you just use the armor stacking glitch by either being arrested and breaking out in different armors and getting rearrested, then serving your time to have all your confiscated armor put back all on at once. OR you're a werewolf and time it just right that as you transform you talk to a follower so you have their dialogue menu open. Then you, in werewolf form, go to trade times and equip whatever armor you feel like. So long as it's got a unique item code you can stack them, so no stacking 80 pairs of deadric gauntlets you made. You get one pair you made and any others with enchantments you find or buy
also, the ring of the beast increases the unarmed damage, although that's part of a DLC, although it might not be, I"m not entirely sure
so get fists of steel, use dragonbone armor, and enchant the gauntlets with the pugilist enchantment
Please Suffer oooohhh that's just scratch the surface. By armor stacking (either the prison method of the easier way of having a follower far from witnesses, transform into a werewolf as you initiate a dialogue with said follower to then have the conversation menu open while a full werewolf so you can trade items in werewolf form. Then just equip whatever you want and it'll ALL be equipped) you stack on as many unique heavy gauntlets as possible to A) increase armor rating to the cap and B) increase damage per base Armor Rating of each heavy gauntlet. So a enchanted gauntlet you find so long as it's a different enchantment intensity too for the unique spawned item ID'S in game you can have like 40+ gauntlets equipped for massive damage while punching without unarmed damage enchantment. Which just means you can enchant any of the unique unenchanted gauntlets you do have equipped for stupid amounts of shennangians
nice paraphrase
Reeanu Keeves: Becomes immortal with 202 million health and 30k armor
Jennesa: Deletes her own health bar
I went on a date with Reanu Keeves. On the date the waitress had forgotten to give me cutlery but Reanu didn't hesitate to let me know he had a fork I could use! Unfortunately, upon passing the fork over he accidentally dropped it and it hit my foot which caused me to immediately burst into flames!
Well he didnt lace your drink with the broken paralyze potions so its a win. 😂
you didnt die on contact? how
Reanu would NEVER drop anything on accident.
Reanu Keeves makes no mistakes...
Oof
I keep liking the videos but Reanu Keaves isn't showing up in my dreams
That's because he did and he is so powerful that you forgot every time he visited
Absolutely majestic
Are you drinking enough tea before bedtime?
Reanu Keaves will be there
I’ve had the dream and holy crap he’s majestic
Have you reset the router.
10:30
"That probably is faster than the normal loading"
DougDoug: .....
The loading screens is literally the only thing keeping me away from Skyrim and Fallout 4.
@@r3dp9 There aren't too many loading screens, and they don't last long, unlike other games... SONIC THE HEDGEHOG 2006
@@r3dp9 Skyrim not so bad, but Fallout 4 is annoying. Even on an SSD its crap. Vanillla, Fallout 4 doesn't even use the SSD speed. You have to mod it to make loading screens 20x faster.
Capta1nAsh
Wait, you have to mod Fallout to actually optimise it? Wow.
@@eddiemate yep. My vanilla profile has about 30 non graphical mods.
Just give your follower a weapon of yours that does less damage than you have health , wear an heavy and light armor piece and fight them. it will increase both skills to 100 in 2 hits.. You're welcome.
you missed the damage in the lower corner of the screen when you select a wooden sword in your inventory, its actually a few thousand, but skyrim can only display hundreds in its damage box
curlyraps sounds pretty normal for a weapon that Reanu Keeves would wield
So Saitama was lying about how he got so powerful.
It would lag the world if the secret got out
Season 3 better feature reanu keeves.
He can kill opponents with one punch without wearing armor. In Skyrim you can't.
@@theshadow7201 r/woooosh
Saitama's advantage is that he can excercise enough restraint to avoid crashing his reality.
I feel like setting up that fast travel exploit would take longer than just waiting for a loading screen. But it is more entertaining!
You don't even need to start the thieves guild questline to get into the ratway.
So funny enough, Skyrim had a hard cap for armor rating. Once you reach 576 (or around there) anything above it does nothing. So making that chest either have 576 armor or 10 trillion makes no difference. However… having millions of health defiantly does make you practically immortal because health regen is tied to your max hp.
I've heard that claim but I must confess, I find it may be inaccurate. Just off personal experience, but I've found 1200 (rounded) armour seemed to keep me alive for longer on the same difficulty against the same enemy than an 800 armour
Dunno if that's just my brain but I forgot alchemy and am stuck in Dwarven armour send help
fist of steel only adds the base armor value of your gauntlets to your unarmed damage. for steel gauntlets the base armor is 12.
armor gives a max physical damage reduction of 80%.
What's hilarious about this is that 12 damage is more base damage output than most 1-handed steel quality weapons in the game (albeit those have perks, skill leveling, and upgrading available).
@@joshuakim5240 2 points higher than a steel mace, the slowest one handed weapon in the steel line.
With argonian and or khajiit that would be 32 and 34 damage respectively before enchants. Also you can cap armor value without that maybe perks in smithing, unfortunately though you need to go further to make the most of the unarmed perk since its base value.
Spiff:
I have the power of tea and exploits on my side!
Not just any old tea, Yorkshire tea!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
18:08 max armor cap is set at something like 560, everything above doesn't matter.
Also Fists of Steel takes into account the BASE armor rating of the gaunlet. But you can always use potion +999999% enchanting :D
He's not very well known for actually understanding the mechanics of Bethesda games. See also: his Morrowind video where he thinks Intelligence makes you run faster.
I'm glad someone else pointed this out so I didn't have to.
@Valhallen ....but Spellcasting Chance is based off Willpower, not Intelligence.
I found this channel and series like 4 hours ago and this is the most amazing thing ever. The sense of bewilderment as you try to figure out whether Reanu Keeves will crash the game or further his power level
But wait. If Reeanu Keeves takes me out to dinner does that mean he already escaped Skyrim
This world Is doomed
No, it means you go into Skyrim
@@flygawnebardoflight you broke the joke
FlygawneDezert Mage of Mind We already live in Skyrim, you just haven't realized it yet.
@Braeden Dewey amen
@Braeden Dewey DEATH TO THE STORMCLOAKS!!!
I remember grinding selling wood in the game to get my first horse
i remember when i first started skyrim, i used to always get to whiterun by jumping in the river and just ride the current there.
I grinded with a method a friend recommended to me; blue butterfly wings + blue mountain flowers= hella expensive potion of Damage Magika Regen. Load up and proceed to bankrupt everyone you've ever met who'll even humor buying potions from you. The road from the stables at Whiterun heading towards the western watchtower is the one I've found to be the most effective
I remember doing that to furnish my first house in the Hearthfire expansion! Ah, man, I'd almost forgotten. I sold all my wood to the vampire what's-her-name. Took _forever_ but, hey, that's what TH-cam on a phone or a good book is for, right?
@@alchemicalvapour8950 That sounds dope
@@bengal4047 add a third ingredient for extra damage I mean extra potion value which one though, which ingredient??
Borderlands 2
just breaking the game with Salvador is, well, its just art. and Gearbox has stated they made a mistake when they made him. he also has a Top hat and mustache headpiece so you can look spiffy!
Joel Raynor you can break that game a lot of different ways, Gauge's aimbot that does more and more damage every time you kill something or empty your gun is my personal favorite.
I personally prefer to do Bloodsplosion Krieg now that is really busted you can literally do trillions of damage with enough mobs around
Can you ride around on a Penny-farthing bicycle?
@@callmeginga aimbot???? uuum you on drugs? Guage loses so much accuracy that you CANT hit anything at all... and will kill yourself with any kind of explosive weapon... the only way to properly counter that loss of accuracy is The Seraph with its 100% homing never miss shots
@@brayachdragonbane7529 Have you even played Gaige? Have you used Close Enough? That's literally one of the first skills she can unlock. Also, if you're using a rocket launcher as anarchy gaige, it should be an etech with a good absorb shield. Unless you get extremely bad luck you aren't dying any time soon, and even then, Deathtrap and close enough will get you up in an instant
i don't know why but your intro gave me flashbacks to old minecraft lets play videos and it was kind of amazing
By the Ten....
Because Reanu Keeves has ascended to godhood the along with Talos from his feats of reality breaking.
Excuse me. Talos is a man, not a god.
Bruh I literally met Vivec
@@aidengray3998 Faithless Imperial...
basogoreng
By the Nine
Do you want the Thalmor to come for you?
Says "YeetForce 9000".... types.. "YeetForce 90,000", even he doesnt know how powerful he is
"YEETFORCE 9000"
Sir that says 90.000
It's too strong for language
he's been dealing with so many large numbers he's forgotten how to read smaller ones
9,000 the tea is silent
Me goes back and rewatches favorite videos and then remembers i still need to go on the date with reonu keves
Bruh moment
please forkgive me
Did you know _why I prefer to chop and eat my fork instead of my steaks_ ?
@@deivisony infinite POWER
*GORDAN RAMSAY LIKED THAT*
Justin Moyer
You know it
It must have been difficult to utterly avoid any references to One Punch Man. I'm impressed.
Maybe he hasn't seen/read it?
@@wardedthorn6523 well he must have heard of it
@@dylanmac7227 He definitely knows who one punch man is, refer to his one punch man crusader kings 2 video
He mentioned it as 'what the kids like these days' in the previous video.
That intro hits differently five years later when even more Skyrim releases and no Elder Scrolls VI.
Keanu Reeves: You are breathtaking!
Reanu Keeves: I will take your breath!
Reasons to like Spiffing Brit:
- Breaking games with exploits
- Accent
- British jokes
- Tea
- Colonialism
- And obviously, the mighty and beautiful... Reanu Keeves!
So literally because he's British
You’re forgetting the stock photos
Are you making fun of our accent (I'm Fecking British)
Another reason: He's a Labour supporter... I think and hope.
ya havin a giggle there mate
ill bash yer head i swear on me mum
I geuss you could say reanu keeves has the right too bear arms.
He has bear arms??
I see what you did there....on 4th of july too lol ...this is great.
You should use this armor with some other ideas to make a run where your companion beats the game by itself, you never damage any enemy. I wonder if that’s possible lol
From watching MittensSquad playing Skyrim and his challenges, it doesn't seem like you can 100% beat Skyrim by having your companion kill everything. Alduin's last fight makes him a protected NPC where the player has to deliver the final blow (though he did cheese it in one playthrough as a Disney Princess because Skyrim is Skyrim)
If you're a complete stickler of not attacking, then you also can't get past Parthinax without shouting fire at him (but I know some people don't count that as it's a scripted event you have to do)
@@enbeast8350 You call greeting one of your own kind with a flamey breath non-pacifist? What has this world become. That’s just like giving a high five, only with fire!
Mixed this with basically unlimited Magicka and now I’m an unstoppable wizard who can one hit punch everything in the game, perfectly balanced like all things should be
It. Just. Works.
Thanos
Oh you dodged my lightning spell? Guess you can catch these hands.
What ho, muscle wizard! Might you cast me a spell?
Yorkshire Tea is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits. Oh and Spiff? The fists of steel perk only adds the base armor rating, so, without any skills or improvements to the gauntlets. So the steel gauntlets only add like 9 or 10 damage.
Perfectly balanced until sugar is added... Or worse! Milk!
😂
@@TSCGA Or both. Like in this heresy:
/watch?v=8nXPgfWa3Ss
Just, ugh
nobody:
The Spiffing Brit: I "accidentally" made one punch man in skyrim
Saitama can finally have the fight he so wants. His opponent reanu keeves
I heard the new anniversary edition of Skyrim added armlets so now you really can fight unarmed and fight like a monk. You should do an updated video. Plz!
"Gloves of Pugilism, I've no idea how to pronounce this..." - the only thing he pronounced correctly up to that point.
saitama's training:
100 push up
100 squats
10 km
reanu keave's trainig:
drinking potion
crafting equipment
Fists of steel still only increases it by stock armor rating
Improving the armor doesn't increase the damage bonus
Michael Helton really? It’s been a loooong time but I swear I used to one shot w punches w super armor rated gloves. I could be wrong, too many exploits to remember.
@@drunkrtard I'm afraid you are wrong. :[
I think the unofficial patch fixes that.
@ Why would they do that!? It's a single player game fuck balance. If I want to one shot punch the Ebony warrior and you give me a way in vanilla, hell yeah I'm doing it.
@@allstarwoo4 ikr? i was all like hell yeah i wanna smash a npc like my first encounter with a giant! but sadly i have to mod it
Watching your videos while sipping tea and puffing some grass is the best bro!
You should give Kenshi a try. Would love to see you play this "perfectly balanced" game
Can u make reeanu keeves so good at sneaking that he is practically invisible, I would drink an extra Cup of tea (the Yorkshire of course)?
I did that, it was hillarious.
Did this in one of my games. If you install SkyUI you will see that the damage of those wooden swords are, probably, on the hundreds of thousands (mine had 6~7 digits on damage), but the vanilla layout only displays the first three digits of the number.
I present to you, ladies and gentlemen at home, the ballad of Reanu Keeves:
He needs no sword for he hath his palms,
no axe for he hath legs,
no mace for he hath fists,
no daggers for he hath fingers,
no bows for he can shout or clap his hands,
no shield for he hath his hair,
no horse for he binds the wind to his will.
He is a god that overcomes all opposition with divine strength.
He is Reanu Keeves, lord of exploits, and all shall fear his wrath.
absolutely marvelous :))
The Only one who can save us is Todd Howard
Opening Story:
I laughed, I cried, it was better then twilights
It beat infinity war in my book.
Everything is better than Twilight.
Reanu Keaves, the immortal Iron Fist, Defender of Kun L'un and sworn enemy of the Hand
Huh, it's like I'm watching that one episode of Sword Art Online, but instead of our main character showing off to a little girl, Reanu Keeves is desperetly begging bandits to hit him.
@The Spiffing Brit You should totally get the multi enchantment perk, then put reflect damage as well as the current enchantments on a new piece of armor :)
I've herd you say reanu keeves so much I thought that was Mr reeves real name Edit: umm 127 likes PERFECTLY BALANCED
Who is this Reeves? I know only KEEVES.
Keanu reeves? Reanu keeves
Its actually spelled: Heard
YOU'VE KILLED US ALL! You put an extra zero in the Yeetforce 9000!
HazZard HorizZon the 0 is silent
he divide by zero