SKYRIM A Perfectly Balanced Game With No Exploits - Can You Beat Skyrim Unarmed Only Challenge
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 27 ก.ย. 2024
- Skyrim is a classical RPG game which practically everyone has played in there life. This is partly due to the fact that they managed to port it onto PC, Xbox, playstation, switch and Samsung smart fridge. The list goes on. Anyway today we are discovering that skyrim is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits well excluding the wooden sword and reanu keeves. Today however we investigate how effective going unarmed is in vanilla skyrim. So today I chose to revisit the game and ask the question. What if they just used fists and high heavy armour to defeat the dragon. and Can you beat skyrim with a unarmed build in one hit? These are the important questions which have gone unanswered for too long! So yes today we are going to break the game with the power of Enchanted and improved heavy armour mixed with unarmed fists!
What you have seen here today is part of a fantastic perfectly balanced series on youtube where I go from game to game and break them with wacky exploits to gain things like unlimited gold. If you enjoyed this then be sure to check out more. The style is similar to RT game and callmekevin in parts. A large influence on this series has come from Valefisk and The Killian Experience.
So sit back relax and enjoy this skyrim challenge!
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Everyone criticizes the creation engine for being glitchy, but it's actually a safety measure implemented to keep Reeanu Keeves trapped.
Actually the engine is a real Azura Star 😧
Fun fact! The creation engine isn't actually glitchy, it just appears that way as a result of Reanu Keeves's power
@@anidiot192 fun fact, the creation engine isn't actually glitchy, most glitches that we experience are in the skyrim content not the engine itself
It's the matrix. Lmao
Whenever Reanu Keeves becomes too powerful the game crashes to desktop as a safety measure
You've said Reanu Keeves so much that Keanu Reeves doesn't sound right.
This is accualy true
Yes
I had to ask my friend which one was right as I has gotten so used to hearing reanu keeves
I read the "Keanu Reeves" in your sentence as Reanu Keeves o.o Jeessus
Mel Taylor ikr
Everytime skyrim crashes, it means Reeanu Keeves is close to escaping so Todd shuts it down
So that’s why my games always crashing
Lol
I would say so
Facts
Mortal Gaming same
Imagine amren comes home and finds some strange forks in his chest he goes to touch them and then instantly evaporates
"Huh... This isn't my family's--"
*WA-BAM*
It’s either getting evaporated or getting all your life drained from you
Only the worthy can withstand the power
His finger brushes against one of the forks and he just instantly turns to dust.
@@calebjones3636 goes to cut his steak and it combusts so hard that whiterun is now a crater.
I once use a mod to make household items weapons and using the exploits Spiff taught me, I can proudly say I defeated Alduin with a broom named "Yeet the fluffy bunny" total # of crashes 27. Worth it.
Wonder if it causes crash in the console version
@@legendaryoutcast4440 i used the exploits to have infinite unarmed damage, health, magicka and stamina back in 2016 when i had a PS3, it didn't crash the game, but even if i tried to load a save from before the exploit, my char was still immortal.
Clockmaker BR Such is the price of immortality
Up top, my man.
I did that too but I used a hand made mod that I made and I made the diamond a weapon and made it so it killed the ebony warrior and the giants with only single slash (I hit the giant and it destroyed everything near by)
*looks over at my five copies of Skyrim*
Soon, Reanu. Soon...
I can buy you some copies and we can summon him together
If you finance it, I'll let you wear the PSVR headset while we perform the ritual.
@@kurtkrusader and dont forget to bring skyrim for the Gucci smart microwave so we can eat skyrim trademarked food while doing it
911 what is your emergency
We have to assemble one of each skyrim port, I have ps3 lets do this
"we are heading to Riften with this perfectly balanced travel."
"So, here we are ladies and gentlemen in Solitude just like we wanted."
😂
Hide your weapons in the cloud district. Nobody ever goes to this gods forsaken place.
Just stash everything
But then Nazeem would end up getting them. He's always at the jarls backside.
Buttpiracy anyone?
Do you get to the cloud district very often? Oh what am i saying of course you dont.
Bullz Eye do you get to the cloud district very often? Oh what am I saying of course you DO
Just FYI Spiff. The Fists of Steel perk only works off of Base Armor Rating of the gauntlets and doesn't scale. In short you wasted your time. All you needed was the Gloves of the Pugilist enchantment and jack that up with Alchemy and enchant a ring.
Still, I loved the effort.
Yep.
That's what I did I deal an extra 490000 extra dmg or more forgot how many 0s there are
Funnily enough, it doesn't even help with protection, since armor effectively caps out somewhere around 600 (equaling 80% physical damage reduction). You can have more, it just doesn't do anything.
Yea he actually somewhat consistently makes mistakes like this.
@@thespiffingbrit Reanu Keeves will succeed one way or another.
Breaking news: man seen teleporting around Skyrim eye witness says that “he was so majestic for just the moment I saw him that all my worries just melted away”
And so did his lungs as they were destroyed by the sheer breathtaking force
Sounds like you had a Joe Rogan "DMT Experience "
I like to imagine Reanu Keeves sees something so absurd that he just facepalms, but due to his sheer power he just ends his life there and then from just that facepalm.
His most dangerous enemy was himself all along
Or his facepalm is so powerful it facepalms the universe out of existence and Todd Howard has to reboot it.
The immovable object meets the irresistible force
"...The potion of enchantment i was using previously was a little bit to powerful, so i create one which almost exactly 50% weaker..."
The Tsar bomb scientists must have said something similar to this.
Yeah. The Earth had crashed several times during the bomb's test, so they just reloaded it.
That's also why USSR is gone. Economic system of the current reality just couldn't sustain such power!
"in order to accomodate the geneva convention, i think we should reduce the yield of our nuclear armaments" no nuclear missile engineer ever.
Castle Bravo is the inverse situation
Hmmmmm 10000+% chance of pickpocket success but is still caught.....
....it just works
The game has a hard cap on pickpocket success rate, it can never go over, I think 95%.
@@hoodiegal I believe Spiff's pickpocket chances were 90%.
@@lordkalpa5254 maybe it caps at 90% then
I mean... there is a mod that removes the cap, but using it you can steal literally anything from anyone using low level enchantments.
He was detected when he went to place it. It wasn't the target of the pickpocket that caught him, and since the quest was a success the target probably didn't notice. A stealth check was failed, not pickpocket.
Fists of steel only adds the base amour rating, so the highest possible is +18 from daedric gauntlets
aw
What if heavy armor is 100 and well fitted and matching set and sneak perk and ebony flesh? Would any of those increas daedric gauntlets damage? Trying to get max punch damage without using the game enhancing exploits just stackable bonuses cause a one punch is boring I want to take a few swings and get a nice kill animation
Lame
@@tomkimmel8157the base damage is the damage without any modifiers, so the only way to change it would be to mod the game files
@@tomkimmel8157 no, it doesn’t, but a tip that you can use is to be an orc, unequip all of your gear, enchant a ring, necklace, gauntlets, and any other gear slot that can hold a fortify alchemy enchantment with said enchantment. Then make a daedric armor set, and a potion of fortify restoration and a potion of fortify enchanting. Go to solstheim and get azhidalls enchanted gear and equip it. Then go to an enchanting table, drink your potion of restoration, then your potion of enchanting. Then enchant a ring, and your daedric gauntlets with fortify unarmed. Equip the new gear and just before you go into battle, use berserker rage power from orc. Boom.
Waiter: you’re going to pay for that
Reanu Keaves: no YOU’RE going to pay for that
Waiter (seeing Reanu's raw power and diploma), *sweats*, *voice cracking*: o...okay
Reanu: buy it again.
Reanu Keaves: You want to give me the penthouse and you want to kick Chevy Chase because he's an asshole
Reanu Keaves: and you have 6 minutes, now... ReaNU *spawns horse* AWAAAAAAAAAY!
You're *ALL* going to pay for that
Cross Plate did you just create communism?
"Let's get more health"
*becomes immortal, game crashes*
"Let's add more unarmed damage"
*becomes One Punch Man, game crashes*
"Let's take our horse and fling ourselves across the map"
*skyrim can't even take it at this point. It's just dead now*
*coffin dance intesifys*
😹😹😹😹😹
Reeanu Keeves is the reason Fallout 76 broke. They tried to port him in before the game was done.
Why do you think there are no npcs? he killed them all.
@@captainplaceholder4482 for the graa-uh guud
His sheer power alone destroyed most of it
Turns out Fallout isn't a post-nuclear apocalypse series, it's a post-Reanu Keeves series.
It's keeanu reeves no reeanu keeves
So. basically Reanu Keeves is a SCP? Skyrim is his containment cell.
The question is: is he Euclid, Keter, or Thaumiel. I'm hoping Thaumiel because if not he's a walking XK lol, although Able will have someone of his own level to fight finally
Skyrim
Contained
Person
I was looking for this!
@@crowenite Keter
@@viktorbazina More like Apollyon: Containment breach is inevitable and there's no way to stop him.
*Instructions unclear: Bought 20 copies of skyrim and rubbed them together*
You have to chant the magic words "you're breathtaking" over and over
Good
321 shot1000 LeL
you must have a picture of renue keeves on an alter as you and your cult of skyrim chant his name and rub copys together to summon yiur dark lord renue keeves
It won't work because of the fridge, you now need more
So Saitama was lying about how he got so powerful.
It would lag the world if the secret got out
Season 3 better feature reanu keeves.
He can kill opponents with one punch without wearing armor. In Skyrim you can't.
@@theshadow7201 r/woooosh
Saitama's advantage is that he can excercise enough restraint to avoid crashing his reality.
The bit about Reanu Keeves is legit. When I worked at GameStop we had a protocol in place to avoid more than a 4 copies from ever touching (for redundancy sake). Once one of the containment devices failed and the entire wall started vibrating. Never saw that trainee again...
I'm a bit scared
😂😂😂😂🤣🤣😭😭🤔😏😭
How gay are you?
YES
*chants you're breathtaking while rubbing 20 copies of skyrim together*
"Thein airtaking. "
WE NEED MORE *GETS INFINITE COPYS* NOW SKYRIM CHANTTTTTTTTTTTT
You probably have to many decoy copies it's a known fact that not every copy sent out has his soul inscribed upon it. They sent out various decoy copies as well!!! This was to prevent stores from accidentally amassing to many copies in a single location bringing upon our world a destruction so incomprehensible so mind boggling so dasterdly so indiscriminate so painful our pathetic mortal coils couldn't fathom the depths of these powers wrought before us causing us to melt on a sub atomic lvl upon the mere sight of the glouriousness that is Reanu Keeves
Spiffing:shoots himself into the sky at light speed by shoving a horse in the ground
Tod Howard:it just works
I'm slowly starting to forget his real name is Keanu Reeves and not Reanu Keeves.
And finally! One punch man in skyrim.
That's how Reanu Keeves plans to escape: once everyone forgets the true Keanu Reeves, Reanu Keeves will assume his place in the world.
Reeanu can escape whenever he wants, he's just entertained, which is why they need to make more games to keep him distracted so he won't destory the multi-verse.
4:36
*realises I am 1,154th like*
*quickly unlikes*
_I fear no man, but that thing, it scares me_
I can't handle the number 4 in my life, its bad luck.
CurvingFyre i completly agres with that
CurvingFyre is this a jojoke
@@FakeLexi No, whats a joke is how weak and pathetic the human form is, which is why the obvious choice is to reject it.
CurvingFyre cool
I went on a date with Reanu Keeves. On the date the waitress had forgotten to give me cutlery but Reanu didn't hesitate to let me know he had a fork I could use! Unfortunately, upon passing the fork over he accidentally dropped it and it hit my foot which caused me to immediately burst into flames!
Well he didnt lace your drink with the broken paralyze potions so its a win. 😂
you didnt die on contact? how
Reanu would NEVER drop anything on accident.
Reanu Keeves makes no mistakes...
Oof
*-Speed = tan(horse tilt angle)*
*-horse tilts 90 degrees*
*-Game crushes :(*
Skyrim can divide by zero wuoa?
My first VR play through with exploits is definitely gonna be this.
make sure to be cat
27:50 Is nobody gonna tell him that the "YEETFORCE 90000" is not the same it's predecessor the YEETFORCE 9000.
The 0 is silent
@@gallaieousyehudai12 that was beautiful. Thank you
Honestly I was expecting him to call it One Punch Man or Armguard or something like that.
I noticed that, too. I'm glad I'm not the only one.
“If I had my fork right now I would genuinely yeet you into oblivion” that double entendre there was amazing sir hats off to you
yeet*
Ah Skyrim, a perfect, flawless game
*Sweeps all bugs/exploits under a rug*
*"Completely. Flawless"*
_Like everything should be..._
It's not a bug. It's a feature.....
@@devil8975 you are correct
"It just works"
Jeremy Horton not even a basement can contain that many bugs
I can confirm that my Khajiit monk, Thunder Paws, descendant of the Oblivion Hero, Lightning Claws, totally beat Skyrim and all expansions using unarmed only.
I did the same with my khajiit on my first play through. I had no idea how rpg’s worked lol.
Thunder..?
T-Thunder?
THUNDER
THUNDER
THUNDERCATS OOOOOOUUUOOOOOOO
Gay
Todd Howard created multiple Horcruxes for Reanu Keeves, but he cannot be stopped for long...
The horcruxes were meant to keep Voldemort alive, not containing him
This comment is bugged
@@cheesecake-7177 A Horcrux actually weakens its creator because it splits the soul, so while it can make a person functionally immortal it also makes them weaker. That said, Reanu Keeves power continues to grow at an exponential rate so it hardly matters.
Until harry potter throws a pot
“Unarmed”
IVE BEEN LIED TOO
i clearly see you using your arms throughout thevideo
oiki hbsj shut up
r/comedycemetery
I just don't understand how you could let go of the "Paci-FIST" pun at the beginning.
Always good to catch up with the most powerful being in Skyrim; Janessa the Giant Slayer
2nd most powerful*
"welcome back to a *slightly more stable timeline* " XDXD I love you. :D
Like the Queen, it takes time - wait your turn! But remember, it's REAL, not a dream, when he does show up.
Unfortunately, the "fists of steel"-perk is broken. It only increases damage by the base armour rating.
Mous3 which means it is not broken. It is the same with critical strikes they sound good but if you have a sword that does 100 damage and base was 12 the critical damage will be around 2 extra damage.
Oh and it is Bethesda logic
@@Xtraior Perhaps not "broken" in a sense, but that means the description of the perk is incorrect. It just says "Unarmed attacks with Heavy Armor gauntlets do *their armor rating* in extra damage" and the gauntlets he made have an armor rating of 1500. It does not specify base armor rating. Either way, it's a mistake on Bethesda's part.
so pretty much instead of dealing like a thousand damage it does like 18 damage
breezytoe5527 yup
Its funny how he makes up a origin story right in the moment as soon as he starts talking about Reanu.
Reasons to like Spiffing Brit:
- Breaking games with exploits
- Accent
- British jokes
- Tea
- Colonialism
- And obviously, the mighty and beautiful... Reanu Keeves!
So literally because he's British
You’re forgetting the stock photos
Are you making fun of our accent (I'm Fecking British)
Another reason: He's a Labour supporter... I think and hope.
ya havin a giggle there mate
ill bash yer head i swear on me mum
Bruh moment
please forkgive me
Did you know _why I prefer to chop and eat my fork instead of my steaks_ ?
@@deivisony infinite POWER
*GORDAN RAMSAY LIKED THAT*
Justin Moyer
You know it
“ I don’t think he can take damage anymore”
STONKS
You know stinks is term for a mortar in military form I'm confused now
Dude I was introduced with your glorious work one or a two week before by TH-cam algorithm and oh boy, you inspired me. Now I have a baby khajiit with a steel plate armor from head to toe, ever piece is enchanted to increase his stats. He is almost immortal, he one-strikes every thing that crosses him, he can sneak around freely without actually hiding, he picks almost every lock, he has an unlimited pool of magica and I love the fact that how jacked up the game is.
For leveling Armor stats you can simply give a follower a high damage weapon (usable for them) and get them to attack you by hitting them - 2hits and both armor stats are 100
10:30
"That probably is faster than the normal loading"
DougDoug: .....
The loading screens is literally the only thing keeping me away from Skyrim and Fallout 4.
@@r3dp9 There aren't too many loading screens, and they don't last long, unlike other games... SONIC THE HEDGEHOG 2006
@@r3dp9 Skyrim not so bad, but Fallout 4 is annoying. Even on an SSD its crap. Vanillla, Fallout 4 doesn't even use the SSD speed. You have to mod it to make loading screens 20x faster.
Capta1nAsh
Wait, you have to mod Fallout to actually optimise it? Wow.
@@eddiemate yep. My vanilla profile has about 30 non graphical mods.
You actually made my actually appreciate the fact skyrim is ported everywhere... for about 36 minutes
Fists of steel only add damage to unarmed based on the gauntlets BASE armor rating. That means improving your gauntlets won't increase your fisting damage. The best base armor rating in skyrim for gauntlets is daedric gauntlets. There's also a ring you can get that increases your unarmed attack by 20 points called the Ring of the Beast, which you get from the Vampire Questline. If you wanted, you could use the duplication glitch that you used in this video and you could also use the multiple equip items glitch. to equip multiple rings of the beast and you would be able to one punch man anything in the game no enchanting required. Also the Khajiit have a bonus 20 claw damage active effect right from the get go, which is more damage than any other weapon you can find at level 1.
Khajits have 12 extra claw damage, should have been 15 but due to some stuff going on in the game it is 12.
What a flawless gaming experience.
If you do the vampire Lord and werewolf glitch your unarmed goes up too
I did a playthrough of this game where I used only my fists and I was a khajiit and used no exploits and it made the game easy lol but it was really fun
i love the unarmed build bc of the killmoves, both sneak and combat
Did you play it on Legendary difficulty?
I also have done a khajiit brawler style and have realized that the heavy armor gauntlet perk only does the gauntlets base armor rating in damage
@@casper3716 Thanks! That explains why he wasn't doing major damage to the guard after improving the gauntlets.
You must have been on the easiest difficulty then lol
you missed the damage in the lower corner of the screen when you select a wooden sword in your inventory, its actually a few thousand, but skyrim can only display hundreds in its damage box
curlyraps sounds pretty normal for a weapon that Reanu Keeves would wield
Reeanu Keeves: Becomes immortal with 202 million health and 30k armor
Jennesa: Deletes her own health bar
Spiff: "I'm going to head for Riften."
*winds up in Solitude on the complete opposite side of the map*
Spiff: "That's how to beat the fast travel in Skyrim!
Me: "....uh, okay then."
*Edit*
The way the Fists of Steel perk works is based on the gauntlets' BASE armor stat. It doesn't matter it they are normal gauntlets at 17 armor, or legendary gauntlets at 17 billion armor: they will still always add that base damage and that's it. This means that the pugilist enchantment is the only way to get game-breakingly powerful punches (without mods of course).
Nah you just use the armor stacking glitch by either being arrested and breaking out in different armors and getting rearrested, then serving your time to have all your confiscated armor put back all on at once. OR you're a werewolf and time it just right that as you transform you talk to a follower so you have their dialogue menu open. Then you, in werewolf form, go to trade times and equip whatever armor you feel like. So long as it's got a unique item code you can stack them, so no stacking 80 pairs of deadric gauntlets you made. You get one pair you made and any others with enchantments you find or buy
also, the ring of the beast increases the unarmed damage, although that's part of a DLC, although it might not be, I"m not entirely sure
so get fists of steel, use dragonbone armor, and enchant the gauntlets with the pugilist enchantment
Please Suffer oooohhh that's just scratch the surface. By armor stacking (either the prison method of the easier way of having a follower far from witnesses, transform into a werewolf as you initiate a dialogue with said follower to then have the conversation menu open while a full werewolf so you can trade items in werewolf form. Then just equip whatever you want and it'll ALL be equipped) you stack on as many unique heavy gauntlets as possible to A) increase armor rating to the cap and B) increase damage per base Armor Rating of each heavy gauntlet. So a enchanted gauntlet you find so long as it's a different enchantment intensity too for the unique spawned item ID'S in game you can have like 40+ gauntlets equipped for massive damage while punching without unarmed damage enchantment. Which just means you can enchant any of the unique unenchanted gauntlets you do have equipped for stupid amounts of shennangians
nice paraphrase
So funny enough, Skyrim had a hard cap for armor rating. Once you reach 576 (or around there) anything above it does nothing. So making that chest either have 576 armor or 10 trillion makes no difference. However… having millions of health defiantly does make you practically immortal because health regen is tied to your max hp.
I've heard that claim but I must confess, I find it may be inaccurate. Just off personal experience, but I've found 1200 (rounded) armour seemed to keep me alive for longer on the same difficulty against the same enemy than an 800 armour
Dunno if that's just my brain but I forgot alchemy and am stuck in Dwarven armour send help
I keep liking the videos but Reanu Keaves isn't showing up in my dreams
That's because he did and he is so powerful that you forgot every time he visited
Absolutely majestic
Are you drinking enough tea before bedtime?
Reanu Keaves will be there
I’ve had the dream and holy crap he’s majestic
Have you reset the router.
It must have been difficult to utterly avoid any references to One Punch Man. I'm impressed.
Maybe he hasn't seen/read it?
@@wardedthorn6523 well he must have heard of it
@@dylanmac7227 He definitely knows who one punch man is, refer to his one punch man crusader kings 2 video
He mentioned it as 'what the kids like these days' in the previous video.
I geuss you could say reanu keeves has the right too bear arms.
He has bear arms??
I see what you did there....on 4th of july too lol ...this is great.
Just give your follower a weapon of yours that does less damage than you have health , wear an heavy and light armor piece and fight them. it will increase both skills to 100 in 2 hits.. You're welcome.
18:08 max armor cap is set at something like 560, everything above doesn't matter.
Also Fists of Steel takes into account the BASE armor rating of the gaunlet. But you can always use potion +999999% enchanting :D
He's not very well known for actually understanding the mechanics of Bethesda games. See also: his Morrowind video where he thinks Intelligence makes you run faster.
I'm glad someone else pointed this out so I didn't have to.
@Valhallen ....but Spellcasting Chance is based off Willpower, not Intelligence.
fist of steel only adds the base armor value of your gauntlets to your unarmed damage. for steel gauntlets the base armor is 12.
armor gives a max physical damage reduction of 80%.
What's hilarious about this is that 12 damage is more base damage output than most 1-handed steel quality weapons in the game (albeit those have perks, skill leveling, and upgrading available).
@@joshuakim5240 2 points higher than a steel mace, the slowest one handed weapon in the steel line.
With argonian and or khajiit that would be 32 and 34 damage respectively before enchants. Also you can cap armor value without that maybe perks in smithing, unfortunately though you need to go further to make the most of the unarmed perk since its base value.
I present to you, ladies and gentlemen at home, the ballad of Reanu Keeves:
He needs no sword for he hath his palms,
no axe for he hath legs,
no mace for he hath fists,
no daggers for he hath fingers,
no bows for he can shout or clap his hands,
no shield for he hath his hair,
no horse for he binds the wind to his will.
He is a god that overcomes all opposition with divine strength.
He is Reanu Keeves, lord of exploits, and all shall fear his wrath.
absolutely marvelous :))
The Only one who can save us is Todd Howard
"Gloves of Pugilism, I've no idea how to pronounce this..." - the only thing he pronounced correctly up to that point.
“We’re going to call it the Yeetforce 9000”
*Types 90,000*
Oh dearie, dearie me.
Huh, it's like I'm watching that one episode of Sword Art Online, but instead of our main character showing off to a little girl, Reanu Keeves is desperetly begging bandits to hit him.
I found this channel and series like 4 hours ago and this is the most amazing thing ever. The sense of bewilderment as you try to figure out whether Reanu Keeves will crash the game or further his power level
Opening Story:
I laughed, I cried, it was better then twilights
It beat infinity war in my book.
Everything is better than Twilight.
Skyrim 2077: Wake the falmer up, Dragonborn, there's a city that's starting to burn.
Fallout version of that.
Wake up commander, there's a settlement burning.
I will mark it on your map.
Thastormable god damn it Preston
Fists of steel still only increases it by stock armor rating
Improving the armor doesn't increase the damage bonus
Michael Helton really? It’s been a loooong time but I swear I used to one shot w punches w super armor rated gloves. I could be wrong, too many exploits to remember.
@@drunkrtard I'm afraid you are wrong. :[
I think the unofficial patch fixes that.
@ Why would they do that!? It's a single player game fuck balance. If I want to one shot punch the Ebony warrior and you give me a way in vanilla, hell yeah I'm doing it.
@@allstarwoo4 ikr? i was all like hell yeah i wanna smash a npc like my first encounter with a giant! but sadly i have to mod it
He was partly right they had to release the game again to contain him.
YOU'VE KILLED US ALL! You put an extra zero in the Yeetforce 9000!
HazZard HorizZon the 0 is silent
he divide by zero
Reanu Keaves, the immortal Iron Fist, Defender of Kun L'un and sworn enemy of the Hand
Can u make reeanu keeves so good at sneaking that he is practically invisible, I would drink an extra Cup of tea (the Yorkshire of course)?
I did that, it was hillarious.
"The Yeetforce 9000"
*types Yeetforce 90000*
*Confused screaming*
"Janessa, you need to go."
*Sacrifice to Odin*
You should give Kenshi a try. Would love to see you play this "perfectly balanced" game
i don't know why but your intro gave me flashbacks to old minecraft lets play videos and it was kind of amazing
Saitama : finally a worthy opponent. Our battle will be legendary
90000 is nine thousand now? hmm... that yorkshire tea may cloud your counting skills mate
NEVER bad mouth the tea!
Y
Anyway yer right its not 9000 its MORE THAN 9000
What is this blasphemy?
90000 = nine tea thousand
The start of the video: I dont wanna play Skyrim.
The end of the video: I am gonna play Skyrim.
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What ? Traduzir o que You conhece
Eu tenho uma pergunta porque o estadus Unidos é o país do meme o Brasil é muito bom quem deu o prêmio foi um americano só pode ser
I've herd you say reanu keeves so much I thought that was Mr reeves real name Edit: umm 127 likes PERFECTLY BALANCED
Who is this Reeves? I know only KEEVES.
Keanu reeves? Reanu keeves
Its actually spelled: Heard
Never forget about that one ring from the vampires quest where you get the rings.
It offers 20 extra claw damage and does apply to unarmed attacks.
I heard the new anniversary edition of Skyrim added armlets so now you really can fight unarmed and fight like a monk. You should do an updated video. Plz!
I think it would be fun to reduce dragon shout time to zero. Also, to do effectively infinite magic damage.
Grin Reaper Of Trolls for the shout it’s as simple as making a 500%+ restoration potion and the equipping the amulet of talos. I think. It been a while since I’ve used that exploit.
Wild Storm I was thinking about disenchanting the amulet and using the super enchanting potion thing to make one that will reduce the time to zero
@@grinreaperoftrolls7528 as much as I wish we could disenchant amulets of talos we cannot
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@@grinreaperoftrolls7528 you can still glitch into having 5 amulets on at once
Every time I see reanu keeves I just laugh until I cry inside then he suddenly appears and I give him shoes.
Also why doesn't he put a link to Yorkshire tea in the description
Also I'm posting this in 2020 so most likely no ones reading this
If you could like or comment just so I could see how many people read this, or dont, ya know free will and all
"I have an army"
"We have a Reanu"
I laughed way to hard at this IGN 10/10
"Jenassa is a great investment." Slavery is illegal Spiff
Watching your videos while sipping tea and puffing some grass is the best bro!
"Perfectly balanced, as all things should be."
-The Spiffing Brit, "The Mad Tea-tan"
The gauntlets dont really work like that, it only adds the BASE armor rating to your damage :/
The armor rate is hard capped at 480~ as well. But lols all the same
Armor is capped at 567
This would be more destructive with unarmed if was Heavy Armor Khajit.
Also you don't need to join the Thieves Guild to get the Gloves.
Also if you already joined the Companions and had the money could pay for Heavy Armor training.
But are you enough of an unarmed badass to defeat the King of Sweden?
radicalmoof that vid is my heart and soul, robazz is glorious
Aaahhh good old Carl Gustaf XVI Folke Hubertus. A man that is beaten by words, reading and spelling. mmmmmmhhh good old knugen.
Robbaz here! P l a y i n g Yorkshire Tea
@@TheAlexDude the perfect knugen Lol
hahahaha carolus rex
I wonder how the spiff legitimately plays games
like how does he resist all the exploits he has locked away in his head ?
He doesn't
@Noah Partin a location
@Noah Partin cloud district
You should try jumping off the bridge to the mages guild (I think this is the highest unbroken fall distance in the game), fall damage scales up pretty quickly so maybe that will damage Reanu Keaves?
Imagine your a bandit, then a random person walks into your camp and accidentally nudges your followers out of existence.
May I suggest that next adventure of Reanu Keeves be cheesing sneak to the point where maybe he can't be seen while sneaking in front of people if possible
You can do that without exploits. There are perks in the game that allow for that.
Summon familiar, sneak behind it, shabby stab andrepeat. whabam large increase
Who knew that Reanu Keeves is actually a real life SCP contained by Todd Howard. Reanu Keeves is probably a Keter of Apollyon class SCP.
*Runs to the shops and immediately purchases 20 copies of Skyrim and begins to rub them together*
I wanna see you make the highest dps character in warframe
That will take a few hundred hours because you need to get all the mods and weapons and grinding up Mastery Rank levels.
So Warframe isn't a good choice of game.
thats gonna take awhile unless he already has play warframe :y which is a perfect ploy QUICK SPIFFING play warframe
People can lend a well farmed account what if we made an account a THE YORKSHIRE TEA CLUB a farmer in it as a community
that would take infinite grinding as every time you max the level of an item you can reset it to boost it's power.
Glaive Prime probably if counting highest DoT damage.
The reason the dragons came back is to try to kill reanu keaves. I know cause i am a dragon. Hes pure evil
I also did it on Legendary difficulty. I’m glad that I did it though I wouldn’t recommend it. Legendary difficulty is just a grind anyway and can remove the fun from the game anyway.
Edit: Never mind, my playthrough wasn’t nearly as broken...
"We now have free rubies"
Your accent made that statement work extra well.