SKYRIM ABSORB MAGIC ONLY CHALLENGE IS BROKEN - Skyrim is a Perfectly Balanced game with no exploits

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  • Skyrim is the ultimate RPG game designed by Video Game God Todd Howard and Exploit Creators Bethesda. In Their divine wisdom they gave the players of skyrim the most overpowered spell imaginable and said that they could have it from as early as level 1. We then took that spell and decided to see if we could also become 100% resistant to magic for that we would need to do the absorb Magic Only challenge. So how on earth can a player beat skyrim with only a 100% Resistance To Magic a skill which is exceedingly limited and has few overpowered gameplay features. Well it turns out that the Atronach stone will make a skyrim Magic only challenge not just easier but it will turn the game into a walk in the park. You can take a level 1 character and turn them into the most powerful character in the entirety of the elder scrolls universe by having them become immune to magic. So lets see if The Spiffing Brit can prove if Skyrim is a perfectly balanced game or if spiff can exploit skyrim and beat the game with only Magic.
    What you have seen here today is part of a fantastic perfectly balanced series on youtube where I go from game to game and break them with wacky exploits to gain things like unlimited gold. If you enjoyed this then be sure to check out more. The style is similar to RT game and callmekevin in parts. A large influence on this series has come from Valefisk and The Killian Experience.
    So sit back relax and enjoy this Skyrim Magic only challenge! How on earth can one english bugger beat Skyrim Special Edition with only resisting spells!! Its the most overpowered build yet.
    majestic merch: freshmerch.fm/...
    Patreon: / spiffing
    Twitter: @thespiffingbrit
    Discord: / discord
    Title: SKYRIM ABSORB MAGIC ONLY CHALLENGE IS BROKEN - Skyrim is a Perfectly Balanced game with no exploits
    Last Skyrim Video: SKYRIM NECROMANCY ONLY CHALLENGE IS BROKEN - Skyrim is a Perfectly Balanced game with no exploits
    #exploit #challenge #Skyrim

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  • @Patrick_The_Pure
    @Patrick_The_Pure 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3599

    "Restoration is a perfectly valid school of magic" - Colette

    • @SDayle
      @SDayle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +167

      Is there even *one* thing that is *not* broken about that school of magic?
      Even the Restoration Ritual Spell quest is bugged af.

    • @hippegast12
      @hippegast12 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      @@SDayle the anti undead spells suck. The only anti undead spells worth it are the dawnguard ones and even then they scale of restoration and not destruction.

    • @catsareyes6446
      @catsareyes6446 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Allen Sickle
      The “Blood On Ice” quest is also very broken.

    • @pulsefel9210
      @pulsefel9210 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@catsareyes6446 just remember to do dark brotherhood before you spend any real time in windhelm, or do as I did and console teke to the cleanup cell and rez the woman you gotta kill

    • @Tinman3187
      @Tinman3187 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      Nothing says valid game mechanic like accidentally crashing your game by crafting something so powerful it causes a memory overflow.

  • @flammincabbages
    @flammincabbages 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1202

    need's a lot of set up.
    Spiff: No it doesn't
    Also spiff: proceeds to do a huge amount of set up

    • @Noobie2k7
      @Noobie2k7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Exactly. like two thirds of this videos length was just a fortify restoration loop and nothing at all what we wanted to see.

    • @danang5
      @danang5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      for him it doesnt

    • @gamebooker114
      @gamebooker114 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      At the same time the entire setup only takes like 20 minutes when you get the alchemy necklace

    • @BananaFuhrer
      @BananaFuhrer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Actually True HAha :D

    • @cheeseyoger
      @cheeseyoger 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Hahaha, to be fair, collecting the materials is by far the slowest part. In all honesty, I usually spawn in the ingredients because I can't be bothered to collect the amounts I like normally
      Edit:
      And I appreciate any video that shows + explains the process of the loop. I remember trying to figure it out back in the day when the explanations were less complete, and it took quite a while to do the dance just right.

  • @eleanorburnham3713
    @eleanorburnham3713 2 ปีที่แล้ว +442

    What combining fish and salt should make: salted fish. What it actually makes in Skyrim: a potion of fortify restoration for some reason?

    • @williamlamontphotography4827
      @williamlamontphotography4827 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Brings a whole new light to anchovies.

    • @brubano11
      @brubano11 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Liquid fish... Yum

    • @TKNinja37
      @TKNinja37 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      What it should create: tasty meal 🐟
      What it does create: *G O D S*

    • @Crazylom
      @Crazylom 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      So fishermen are potentionally the strongest dudes in the world?

    • @thebotdestroyer852
      @thebotdestroyer852 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Crazylom So now I have another group of people to add on the genocide list. Thank you.

  • @archellothewolf2083
    @archellothewolf2083 4 ปีที่แล้ว +822

    Pointing this out in case it was missed: If you stand in the middle of a Guardian Circle spell you are constantly exposed to a powerful effect, even if it doesn't actually affect you. Standing in this circle with any amount of magic absorption will almost instantly refill your magika. So as long as you have the minimum amount of magika to cast the spell, you effectively get infinite magic for the duration. This can be used alongside the Master Destruction spell "Lightning Storm" to hilariously overpowered effect. Have fun Sir Spiff.

    • @minifeebas8911
      @minifeebas8911 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      problem with lightning storm is those damn annoying ash piles though

    • @archellothewolf2083
      @archellothewolf2083 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      @@minifeebas8911 Ah, but you see that is the Beauty of this fascinating restoration interaction (one might even call this an infinite restoration loop): it can in fact be used to fuel any and all spells for up to 60 seconds. Lightning Storm is but one example of a spell that may be cast. You may instead choose to spam Fire Storm, or perhaps Blizzard, or any amount of Fireballs your heart desires. Want to let your Undead interns do all the work rather than cast Destruction spells, that is what you don't pay them for after all, then try the Necromatic Healing spell from the Dawnguard DLC or the Call to Arms spell with the Master of the Mind perk to ensure they fight longer and earn those not-paychecks. The possibilities are infinite when your Magicka is too! And at the end of the day isn't that what this channel is all about ladies and gentlemen?

    • @archellothewolf2083
      @archellothewolf2083 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      That and Yorkshire Tea of course.

    • @TheBanditClan
      @TheBanditClan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Oh I would love to see Spiff do this!

    • @clausroquefort9545
      @clausroquefort9545 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      bruh just use the enchantment loop and reduce destruction spell cost to 0

  • @MattCraft
    @MattCraft 4 ปีที่แล้ว +500

    Spiff: Do you want to see ridiculous leveling, smithing or magic?
    Me: All of them at once, I suppose

  • @codyjones8719
    @codyjones8719 4 ปีที่แล้ว +281

    Spiff: Punches faces to reset inventory
    Belethor: Remember, I'll give you the best deals, or D I E T R Y I N G

    • @AlifLamMiim
      @AlifLamMiim 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      This proves that it’s a feature and not a bug lol

  • @andrewrobinson4019
    @andrewrobinson4019 4 ปีที่แล้ว +440

    The year is 2142.
    The Elderscrolls V: Skyrim 7 has been released by Todd Howard's AI Consciousness.
    Cyborg-Spiff has found an exploit to genetically print Alduin/Ebony Warrior hybrids into actual reality so they can be farmed for Micro-Transaction currency.
    All is as it should be.

    • @laurynrose6543
      @laurynrose6543 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Wait... the elder scrolls 5, does that mean they just made Skyrim 6 times over again?

    • @abiii267
      @abiii267 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@laurynrose6543 7 reboots of skyrim...

    • @lemeres2478
      @lemeres2478 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      That is what causes Mummy Todd Howard to rise from the pyramid he made with Skyrim 4 money, and he wages war on Spiff's bug army.

    • @DrakeBarrow
      @DrakeBarrow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      So you've read The Quantum Thief trilogy, I see...

    • @Telepathic_Snail_Overlords
      @Telepathic_Snail_Overlords 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Perfectly balanced

  • @PrivateWillyRichardJohnson
    @PrivateWillyRichardJohnson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +708

    “Salt is so easy to find.” -best prophetic quotes of 2020.

    • @homosapienfactory6291
      @homosapienfactory6291 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      69 likes. Nice

    • @WaterMelonLord100
      @WaterMelonLord100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You want salt? Go to Rythians channel

    • @tommyc4641
      @tommyc4641 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You want salt? Go to Kripparrian’s channel.

    • @thescreemregular5168
      @thescreemregular5168 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Krosis Kroniid yea pretty easy in Minecraft tho too

    • @trisle2764
      @trisle2764 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You want salt? Go play dark souls pvp

  • @codybaker6621
    @codybaker6621 3 ปีที่แล้ว +508

    The reason that fortify restoration also fortifies all enchantments is kind of due to something that carried over from oblivion. In oblivion any spell fortifies something was in fact a restoration spell. So by fortifying restoration, you increase everything it affects, which is fortification enchantments.

    • @gaiblexx1919
      @gaiblexx1919 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Imo it should be alteration since you are in fact altering stats

    • @codybaker6621
      @codybaker6621 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@gaiblexx1919 i like that idea. restoration "restores" but alteration should encompass all buffs &/or "alterations".

    • @hazeltree7738
      @hazeltree7738 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@codybaker6621 Restoration is to do with your body and holy energy though, hence poison being restoration and not destruction. You're improving your body's and mind's skill, so it's restoration
      Alteration is changing reality and telling it not to notice, while I suppose it _could_ change your body and mind, restoration makes more sense for it

    • @thebotdestroyer852
      @thebotdestroyer852 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I can’t get passed 51%

    • @neoqwerty
      @neoqwerty 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@thebotdestroyer852 unequip your alchemy boosting equipments, drink, re-equip, do alchemy.
      Alternatively, use the Vampire Lord/Werewolf multi-equip or the jail multi-equip bug to stack your alchemy enchants past the 51% point.

  • @pyrphoros8739
    @pyrphoros8739 4 ปีที่แล้ว +570

    There is a mage boss in the game with 100% magic resistance.
    I once fought him with a pure mage character with 100% magic absorbtion.
    It was the most pathetic fight ever since he could not damage me and i had to resort to punch him with my flimsy fists ... and he can teleport.

    • @davidschmied667
      @davidschmied667 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Shoulda learned Conjuration!

    • @tobiasreiig5954
      @tobiasreiig5954 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      @@davidschmied667 Problem with conjuration is, it counts as a spell you cast on yourself and therefore fails always with a character that has 100% spell absorbtion

    • @kingpyrrhusofepirus6686
      @kingpyrrhusofepirus6686 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Would there be a way to make it that your magic hit >100% of the time and overpower his resistance?

    • @andriod090
      @andriod090 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Ya Mem's Ramen sadly not. 100+ resistance means immunity. The easiest thing to do, imho, is have a set of daggers that do absorb health and magika. 🤷🏼‍♂️ slightly defeats an all mage build, but if you have to use your fists, your not pure mage either. 🤷🏼‍♂️

    • @AdmiralAwsm
      @AdmiralAwsm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That quest was so annoying as a Vampire Lord.

  • @redxlaser1562
    @redxlaser1562 4 ปีที่แล้ว +304

    Me: “I wonder when spiff is going to-“
    Spiff: “Bam! I’ve jumped into the midpoint of the video when you least expected it!”
    Me: “Now apparently.”

    • @smsff7
      @smsff7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Spiff thinks he is the Spanish inquasition

    • @mrgrimgate3646
      @mrgrimgate3646 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@smsff7 No, Spiff is British Inquisition. It's much more powerful, because tea.

    • @smsff7
      @smsff7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@mrgrimgate3646 But everybody expect the British inquasition, but nobody expects the Spanish inquasition.

  • @normal6483
    @normal6483 4 ปีที่แล้ว +768

    My best moment with this exploit was when I did the aetherial forge quest and saw a pool of lava next to the forge. I asked myself, "If i'm immune to magic, can I swim in lava?"
    *The answer is yes.*
    (It's rather beautiful down there, beneath the lava waves.)

    • @rokzila
      @rokzila 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      What did you see?

    • @pachaopenendcouch215
      @pachaopenendcouch215 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      @@rokzila lava

    • @dr3nch_g0d52
      @dr3nch_g0d52 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@rokzila try it

    • @rokzila
      @rokzila 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@dr3nch_g0d52 never

    • @shiny.voltorb
      @shiny.voltorb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Considering your apparent knowledge of exploits I probably don’t need to ask, but you got the chest at the lava pit, yes?

  • @nobonesbarry6175
    @nobonesbarry6175 4 ปีที่แล้ว +356

    Ah yes, salting my fish obviously gives me a restoration potion.

    • @trisle2764
      @trisle2764 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Of course it does, haven't you ever cast a spell?

    • @bastion8804
      @bastion8804 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      The sea must be mostly restoration potion then.

    • @Zarvain
      @Zarvain 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@bastion8804 Only after you boil it a bit to render it down to something more potent. Get your fire magics ready.

    • @ethalis5649
      @ethalis5649 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      No, it's fishing your salt that does

    • @ian5066
      @ian5066 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@bastion8804 all I can think of is Cream by David Firth.

  • @easilybroken4368
    @easilybroken4368 4 ปีที่แล้ว +260

    Hey you, you’re finally awake. You were trying to practice magic weren’t you? Walked right into that Berry Boneraiser ambush, got your magic and soul absorbed, same as us.

  • @pawelstanek91
    @pawelstanek91 4 ปีที่แล้ว +257

    Colette Marence: You consider Restoration a valid school of magic, worthy of study, don't you? Don't you?
    Spiff:

  • @KingOfHarems
    @KingOfHarems 4 ปีที่แล้ว +409

    If magic is broken, then being able to absorb all of it must make one beyond broken

    • @Elmithian
      @Elmithian 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Too bad a well placed arrow to the lower part of the human body can end the career of such a monster...

    • @redmoon383
      @redmoon383 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It also counts dragon shouts too

    • @CleverClothe
      @CleverClothe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@Elmithian What, like Achilles' Balls?

    • @ninjahaz0180
      @ninjahaz0180 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      CleverClothe no... no my friend... to the knee my good sir, the knee

    • @belland_dog8235
      @belland_dog8235 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Elmithian Okay, wear amour then.

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +456

    It ain't a Skyrim video without hilariously OP mechanics and powerscaling.

    • @blax140
      @blax140 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      oh ffs justin i thought i would never see you again

    • @MrNight-dg1ug
      @MrNight-dg1ug 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The man is back

    • @saulgoodman5126
      @saulgoodman5126 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Justin Y. Is truly the omnipresent deity of TH-cam

    • @balmadina363
      @balmadina363 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ah yes plain yasmine rice

    • @RoleplayUnderMaintenance
      @RoleplayUnderMaintenance 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      YOU'RE BAAAAAAACK!

  • @jimbo130406
    @jimbo130406 4 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    “He raises everyone’s bone including my own” - you just earned yourself a like

    • @SentinalSlice
      @SentinalSlice 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      And for quoting that, you earned one yourself.

    • @retsaMinnavoiG
      @retsaMinnavoiG 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      and you both raised my bone...

  • @TheMrBonzz
    @TheMrBonzz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +314

    "Anyway onwards with our exploiting" sounds terrifyingly British.

  • @Doomcharger
    @Doomcharger 4 ปีที่แล้ว +184

    Mages: "That's a war crime!"
    Me, a Stellaris player: "It's just past breakfast? Oh, dear me... I best get to my desk. Those xenos won't kill themselves."

    • @bman7346
      @bman7346 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      It's not a human rights violation if they aren't human

    • @thescreemregular5168
      @thescreemregular5168 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      A xeno kills self because it’s stupid and shot it’s self

    • @madalheidis
      @madalheidis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Me, a Rimworld player: "WARCRIMES AND HUMAN LEATHER HATS!! Oh, you wanna be my new hat?"

    • @trentlashbrook8412
      @trentlashbrook8412 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I am playing stellaris right now lol

    • @unclekanethetiberiummain1994
      @unclekanethetiberiummain1994 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      But they could if we can just nudge them into the right direction. Resources are in high demands when xenos are at war with each other.

  • @HaveSomeHalloweenSpirit
    @HaveSomeHalloweenSpirit 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Barry Boneraiser: ALL SHALL BOW DOWN TO ME!
    The One Naked Bandit With A Bow: Never Should Of Come Here.

  • @Jasondurgen
    @Jasondurgen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +488

    *9 years...*
    9 long years of selling my loot to Belathor, then waiting 3 weeks for him to open back up to continue selling just to learn you can crack him upside the jaw, reload the save and his inventory will be reset right then and there

    • @KarmasAB123
      @KarmasAB123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Did you not have the internet for 9 long years? This glitch has been common knowledge pretty much since release.

    • @Jasondurgen
      @Jasondurgen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Jacob Friedman congratulations?

    • @huntershonour2433
      @huntershonour2433 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Jasondurgen how long it actually took u to sell ur stuff

    • @jayjaybaby3302
      @jayjaybaby3302 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Jasondurgen poor fuckin guy😭 I don't know how you didn't know but I imagine that sucked

    • @gagewileman9434
      @gagewileman9434 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      well at least you weren't swapping expensive armor pieces for random crap you can sell for gold to the creeper to make money.

  • @Rexdemer
    @Rexdemer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +410

    Dear Spiff,
    I respectfully request to have the game Kenshi be confirmed to be "Perfectly Balanced" by one who is so refined and upstanding such as yourself. May your tea always be the right temperature and your spices ever abundant.
    Yours truly,
    A Subscriber

    • @pinkluver7715
      @pinkluver7715 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I second this

    • @D4rkriseLP
      @D4rkriseLP 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      oh hell yes. there are so many exploits

    • @red_nikolai
      @red_nikolai 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I support this motion.

    • @phoenixrising2609
      @phoenixrising2609 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wholeheartedly agree

    • @prunabluepepper
      @prunabluepepper 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No idea what game that is, but I upvote because your comment was so nice.

  • @nonamesorry7135
    @nonamesorry7135 3 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    Fun fact: I come back to these videos regularly every few months because I can't stop enjoying them

  • @christophervaughan7416
    @christophervaughan7416 4 ปีที่แล้ว +277

    "Take off those clothes and drink that potion." - Spiff 2020

    • @sdfkjgh
      @sdfkjgh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I'll take "Worrying Things My Significant Other has Said to Me Right As I Came into the Front Door After a Hard Day at the Office" for $4000, Alex.

    • @daltonanderson929
      @daltonanderson929 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Spiff is Crassius Curio incarnate

    • @christophervaughan7416
      @christophervaughan7416 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@daltonanderson929 Spot on!

    • @Mikasacusfan
      @Mikasacusfan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Well, Barry Boneraiser, you can at least take me out for dinner first. I mean, you've raised my bone.

    • @chipstastesupergood3788
      @chipstastesupergood3788 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Mikasacusfan Why just why cleaver but why

  • @TheMrBonzz
    @TheMrBonzz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +615

    "Diseases are magic"
    -Bethesda probably.

    • @dustinevans2877
      @dustinevans2877 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      They must be walking around wearing magic amulets instead of masks right now.

    • @chipstastesupergood3788
      @chipstastesupergood3788 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Wow i guess i dont have a sickness a mage dog just casted a spell on me when it bit me

    • @TheBayzent
      @TheBayzent 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Best MLP spin off

    • @platinumorange1034
      @platinumorange1034 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      So covid is magic

    • @tjmethven2074
      @tjmethven2074 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      MLP Covid is Magic

  • @poopoopeepee4827
    @poopoopeepee4827 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    “Who raises everyone’s bones, including my own...”
    Wait what

  • @spike-pg5kh
    @spike-pg5kh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    His stock images are improving as time goes on. I fear that someday he may have enough of them to animate an entire video.

    • @BobJones-bh9qz
      @BobJones-bh9qz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The smirking/mischievous looking one of the young guy is my personal favorite EDIT: 14:33

    • @SirRafarga
      @SirRafarga 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      You should go watch a certain sr pelo video

    • @masonzeo801
      @masonzeo801 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Youre saying he may have the whole...... stock

  • @WH40KHero
    @WH40KHero 4 ปีที่แล้ว +233

    "I am IMMUNE to magic! No one can beat me!"
    *gets killed by a Lvl 1 Assasin with a rusty dagger*

    • @yatob779
      @yatob779 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yeah cause a dagger is a magic weapon ;) redundant comment

    • @abcdefg7770
      @abcdefg7770 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@yatob779 The OP was *obviously* referring to the "No one can beat me!" part.

    • @MalignforVideos
      @MalignforVideos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      To bad it wasn't a rusty tetanus dagger.

    • @wallamazoo01
      @wallamazoo01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Player: *ABSORBS TETANUS*
      Also Player: *Dies from stab wounds*

    • @zacharyrollick6169
      @zacharyrollick6169 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Too bad they got rid of rusty weapons in Skyrim.

  • @josephdavison4189
    @josephdavison4189 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    “The first 6000 coffee drinkers will be spared” me who doesn’t drink tea or coffee: I’m 4 parralel universes ahead of you

    • @dr.floridamanphd
      @dr.floridamanphd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      But if they’re parallel wouldn’t that be a lateral move?

    • @brian-yt6sn
      @brian-yt6sn 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      You don't drink Yorkshire tea you are two behind Reanu keeves

  • @Havocme7
    @Havocme7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +220

    Here's a thought, the real Spiff is actually one of the stock image folks, and has been trolling us the entire time....

    • @hugoyoung4890
      @hugoyoung4890 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      He is, it's pretty well known.

    • @EternalDensity
      @EternalDensity 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      He's all of them.

    • @baconknightproductions8297
      @baconknightproductions8297 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      He's the old lady obviously

    • @WildBluntHickok
      @WildBluntHickok 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He's the young looking guy covering his mouth. At least that looks a lot like he did on Yogscast's Jingle Jam 2019

    • @jakethreesixty
      @jakethreesixty 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      1:56

  • @Twincobra13
    @Twincobra13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    "Everything changed when the Arch Pyromancers attacked."
    Oh, no wait - 128.20% absorb chance.
    Right.
    Nothing changed.

    • @lemeres2478
      @lemeres2478 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I don't know. They seem to be doing serious damage to Barry Bone Raiser's epilepsy.

    • @maximus1810
      @maximus1810 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It got a little warmer, that's all!

  • @Relisysification
    @Relisysification 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Spiff has genuinely, in a full Pavlovian response, made me make tea when I see his videos, and want to watch his videos when I make tea in an Engagement Loop exploit...

    • @rileycannon6789
      @rileycannon6789 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well I avoid that by only drinking coffee

    • @maximumdon7637
      @maximumdon7637 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@rileycannon6789 You... barbarian! I think we need to inform Reanu Keeves and Barry Bone Raiser that there is a coffee drinker among us!

    • @rileycannon6789
      @rileycannon6789 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@maximumdon7637 yes but with the superiority of coffee I will easily crush them. The tea makes them weak

    • @maximumdon7637
      @maximumdon7637 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@rileycannon6789 Well of course Barbarians who drink coffee would obviously be uncivilised… who only class each other on individual power alone. But civilisation breeds civilised thinkers, who can craft the most powerful creations in the world, like Yorkshire Tea Gold! (Not Sponsored), that makes your barbaric individual strength look laughable. (XD)

    • @rileycannon6789
      @rileycannon6789 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@maximumdon7637 pigs may be social animals but swill is still swill

  • @pulsefel9210
    @pulsefel9210 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    IMPORTANT NOTE: when performing the loop wait for the previous effects to wear off before drinking the new potion. this will prevent the exponential effect that causes quick crashes

    • @ravenous9577
      @ravenous9577 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Pulse Fel does it crash only when you go to stupidly high percentages, or even when you just spam the loop to 150%~?

    • @CoverofWinter
      @CoverofWinter 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ravenous9577 It crashes when any number goes above the integer cap for 32 bit I think.

    • @ihatetacocasa
      @ihatetacocasa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      just stop around the 10k order of magnitude

    • @wildstorm3486
      @wildstorm3486 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ravenous I think i remember have potions in like the 1million % range and not crash.
      But honestly any thing over 10,000% is honestly pointless. 5,000% might even be pointless.

    • @CoverofWinter
      @CoverofWinter 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@wildstorm3486 Everything above 200% makes you one shot everything in normal and 300% is enough for very hard.

  • @mrbigglezworth42
    @mrbigglezworth42 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    I love how Bethesda has had this weird tug of war with the playerbase in terms of balance or "balance" with the Elder Scrolls where they remove or change a thing to bring down player power to what can be called reasonable. Only for the players to find some way to completely and utterly break the system anyway.
    At some point you just look at an Elder Scrolls game and ask yourself "How can I break the back of this game that even Bane will tell me to go easy on it?"

    • @belland_dog8235
      @belland_dog8235 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Lol the only way Bethesda is ever going to stop people from breaking their games is if they fix their damn engine.

    • @robert_gaming
      @robert_gaming 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@belland_dog8235 personally i think it's better this way, as long as the modding community exists we can keep the fun bugs while removing the bad ones, although it is extremely lazy and scummy to leave it to the modders to do so.

    • @sanddry738
      @sanddry738 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Robo I just wish that wasn’t the case because the things you could do with a better engine with a company that also supports mods (and not the Creation Club Shit) could be absolutely amazing.
      Instead it feels like Bethesda is exploiting the amazing people who upload mods for free that have extended the lifespan of Skyrim into possible decades.

  • @RobertSlgs
    @RobertSlgs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    "Bam! I just jumped into the mid point of this video when you least expected it"
    But we all were expecting you. We baked a cake and everything.

  • @daybreaker259
    @daybreaker259 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    ""Let's take off our clothes and drink the potion" -Spiffing brit 2020

  • @jacksonallen5641
    @jacksonallen5641 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    Magic: *exists*
    Spiff:Hey that’s breakable

    • @jeremybitar9831
      @jeremybitar9831 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      He already broke unarmed (fortify unarmed) and all classes that involve weapons (fortify smithing or hyperpowered enchantments)

    • @tdoyr2119
      @tdoyr2119 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Isn’t the elder scrolls online a thing? Isn’t that just Skyrim but you have friends? I never watched videos or anything of it, but it sounds like it.

    • @trisle2764
      @trisle2764 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Anything: *exists*
      Spiff: Hey that's breakable

    • @expiringdate9679
      @expiringdate9679 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Viktor Magnusson Skyrim Together is a thing.

    • @hi-yt2st
      @hi-yt2st 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      anything: *exists*
      spiff: perfectly breakable

  • @joshnunya324
    @joshnunya324 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I'm glad you don't make people think "Why Didn't I Do That?" instead it's more like "Oo, I wanna try that!"

    • @dr.floridamanphd
      @dr.floridamanphd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Too bad I have a PS4. The restoration loop doesn’t work.
      However, I do have mods. I can enchant something to resist magic well over 100%.
      However, it’s not nearly as awesome as being organically immune to it like Barry Boneraiser.

  • @senateifinn7199
    @senateifinn7199 4 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    Some poor guy: salts his fish so it lasts longer
    The Gods: POTION TIME

  • @josephiroth89
    @josephiroth89 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    1:55 It's not a war crime if there's no military left to judge you.

    • @WildBluntHickok
      @WildBluntHickok 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "If you kill a man you're a murderer, kill many and you're a conqueror, kill them all....ooohhh you're a god!"

    • @Warbaman
      @Warbaman 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@WildBluntHickok unexpected megadeth location detected

  • @poopycock95
    @poopycock95 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    This was the strongest potion the potionseller was talking about.

  • @theshadowaspect8678
    @theshadowaspect8678 4 ปีที่แล้ว +190

    “But I find murder far more exiting”
    -The Spiffing Brit 2020

    • @misterkid
      @misterkid 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      exciting*

    • @ValhallaTwice
      @ValhallaTwice 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Exciting*

    • @wolven7457
      @wolven7457 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      *mordor

    • @donatotusi9140
      @donatotusi9140 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@wolven7457 *dormor

    • @lll9107
      @lll9107 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Ishmam Masud - Cuz I Can *more rear, *door mirror

  • @TheKonjodan
    @TheKonjodan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    That was a „You‘re doing less damage to me than I regenerate“-moment

    • @ionarevamp
      @ionarevamp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I always thought that line was silly, even though I get the meaning
      What? You regenerate damage? What does that mean?

    • @peckish1587
      @peckish1587 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      The five of you do about 634 damage to me per second give or take- my battle healing skill allows me to regenerate 950 points of HP every second. We could stand here all day and we wouldnt get anywhere
      edit: close enough

    • @mydog3407
      @mydog3407 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Peckish I understood that reference

    • @olischio
      @olischio 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@peckish1587 Sao right

    • @chrishansen1842
      @chrishansen1842 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ionarevamp I mean I do but that's a context thing lol
      I have a game character who can take the wounds from a living being and place equal injury into another but the way it's done is basically replicating and thus regenerating the damage

  • @Druuj
    @Druuj 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    All Fortifying effects are considered restoration, which is why restoration boosts the restoration Fortify Alchemy effect on your necklace. It's not broken, this is actually what is intended of the school and it's effect. You should see this in Morrowind, once a stat boost potion passed a certain duration, it became a passive effect. That's how I was running around with 60k strength and speed.

    • @Fuegoaries
      @Fuegoaries 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It’s broken bc of that exact reason 😂 60k that sounds game breaking to me.

  • @Puremindgames
    @Puremindgames 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I need an ultimate wizard build, I'm sick of getting to the point where I'm like 'My flames, they do nothing, better get out my fork'

    • @fatsock6129
      @fatsock6129 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      magic builds suck early game, so just use it along side stuff until it gets better

    • @Puremindgames
      @Puremindgames 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@fatsock6129 It's the reverse for me

    • @thefrisianviking28
      @thefrisianviking28 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Combine it with alchemy for an increased destruction damage effect. If you don't end game will be meh.

  • @suleimanaziz4261
    @suleimanaziz4261 4 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    Next up : War against the GODS
    Reanu Keeves vs. Barry The Bone Raiser
    Who'll win Britt?

    • @willofthewinds3222
      @willofthewinds3222 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Unkillable force meets undying object

    • @Dannysaurus606
      @Dannysaurus606 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Keanu, obviously

    • @Dannysaurus606
      @Dannysaurus606 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Keanu is inmune to any damage, while this bones guy only resist magic. Just punching him to death for 5 hours will do.

    • @mikegreene6742
      @mikegreene6742 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Sounds like an episode of epic rap battles of history

    • @alasdairsinclair916
      @alasdairsinclair916 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Keanu Reeves resists all damage and can one shot anything with his bare hands.
      He could stroll past Barry’s undead horde and wack him for an overkill amount of *nonmagical* damage.

  • @coreypope7220
    @coreypope7220 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    If the restoration boost increases your passive effects in magic, Does that mean you're already immune to fire damage as soon as you drink it? The dark elf is 50% resistant to fire damage so that potion may give you temporary immunity to fire.

    • @marrowskellington9212
      @marrowskellington9212 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You sadly aren't able to unequip the permanent effect. I believe it may work for orcs but I'm not sure, it does work for ancient knowledge though, forever increasing it more than it should be, dwemmer armour becomes shockingly better. It's a favourite.

    • @analothor
      @analothor 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Resistance caps at 85% however absorbance doesn't

    • @babygurleatsshickennuggits4201
      @babygurleatsshickennuggits4201 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @DARTHORIAN_DARK_WING you can become fully resistant each element separately. So the magical resistance regularly is capped at 85%, but using enchanting you can get fully resistant separately to each element.

  • @MimicOfSol
    @MimicOfSol 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    Barry The Bone Raiser: 'I'm Immortal to Magic!'
    > Reanu Keeves knows your location.

    • @dislikereporter2271
      @dislikereporter2271 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Thats..... Surprisingly ominous

    • @Mirrekala
      @Mirrekala 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Now this I want to see happen! XD

    • @user-ys3jq3uf4p
      @user-ys3jq3uf4p 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      *Death battle intro plays*

    • @Testknight0
      @Testknight0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      cringe

    • @dawsy1000
      @dawsy1000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      In a straight fight, Reanu Keeves would win hands down. After all, Barry bone raiser is immune to magic, Reanu Keeves is immune to EVERYTHING! Also he's basically one punch man

  • @Max2ds
    @Max2ds 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Mages College: “Stop! You’ve violated the Geneva Conventions. What say you in your defense?”
    Dragonborn: “The Geneva Conventions?”

    • @NessRandom1
      @NessRandom1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ah yes, the famous Geneva Suggestions!

  • @lelandjones8994
    @lelandjones8994 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    I can’t imagine how confused his FBI agent is looking at his search history.

    • @DDoubleEDouble
      @DDoubleEDouble 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You mean MI5, not FBI

    • @ConnorSimonis
      @ConnorSimonis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      D Double E MI6?

    • @DDoubleEDouble
      @DDoubleEDouble 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      General Bossk no, MI5 is mainly for homeland security (like the FBI) whereas MI6 is for foreign, eg spies etc

    • @dr.floridamanphd
      @dr.floridamanphd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Alduin The Partysnack, MI6 would be the equivalent of our CIA.
      A better comparison would be GCHQ. Their American analog would be the NSA.

    • @ConnorSimonis
      @ConnorSimonis 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@DDoubleEDouble Ah, cool

  • @MrOuter
    @MrOuter 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Barry Boneraiser: Drink tea when watching or else!
    Me, drinking Cola: Guess I'll die
    Barry: First 6000 coffee drinker to like are fine
    Me, still drinking Cola: That doesn't help!

    • @magustrigger9195
      @magustrigger9195 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Coffee drinkers are the suppior lords of beverage life....your cola is below both tea and coffee...heck its worse than flat boring water

    • @john-paulsilke893
      @john-paulsilke893 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Magus Trigger and oddly it gains superior power then both by adding rum or perhaps 🥃.

    • @hjalfi
      @hjalfi 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Technically as cola is flavoured with plant extracts, you could argue that it's a kind of tea. Does that help?

    • @magustrigger9195
      @magustrigger9195 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@hjalfi i mean coffee is a plant/tea by that argument.
      So no not helping
      Just mock cola drinker dude.

    • @DarkAvador
      @DarkAvador 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@magustrigger9195 Coffee is bean water, Tea is leaf water. I do believe the origin of cola is closer to leaves than beans.

  • @jalejake4997
    @jalejake4997 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    "Barry Boneraiser who raises everyone's bones including my own"
    The Spiffing Brit 2020
    A poem for the age's

  • @Momoko_Sweetie
    @Momoko_Sweetie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I'm really looking forward to that insane magic build you've teased for the future! Magic in Skyrim is always either incredibly weak or stupidly powerful, and I'd love to see how far to both extremes it can be taken.

  • @ell1036
    @ell1036 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Spiff: Dont drink coffee.
    Also Spiff: *Has tea based merch*
    Me: *Procedes to drink coffee from a Spiff Co. Perfectly Balanced Tea mug*

    • @handleshnarda
      @handleshnarda 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Spiff's perfectly Balanced tea mug is perfectly Balanced with no exploits

    • @handleshnarda
      @handleshnarda 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Spiff Co. Perfectly Balanced Tea mug is a Perfectly Balanced game with no exploits

    • @niceguymatt9611
      @niceguymatt9611 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      You good sir, are the hero us coffee drinkers need, but don't deserve.
      o7

  • @seryphgaming
    @seryphgaming 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    I remember I accidently did a glitch like this before, and I was so confused when I did it and have been trying to figure out what the hell I did. The thing is though I never used alchemy though....

  • @rayquantum6677
    @rayquantum6677 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    3:10 you can get all of the necessary ingredients to make fortify restoration potions at the Riften docks.
    The three ingredients are:
    Cyrodiilic spadetail
    Abecean longfin
    Salt piles

  • @mazingzongdingdong
    @mazingzongdingdong 4 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    no one:
    stormcloaks: it all changed when the fire mages attacked

    • @evanwillett1635
      @evanwillett1635 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol Avatar good one

    • @dawsy1000
      @dawsy1000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Only Reanu Keeves, master of overpowered enchanments could stop them, but when the world needed him most, he vanished.

  • @regretgaming2446
    @regretgaming2446 4 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    Is there any game you won't break?
    Spiff: there's a game about tea
    Me: makes sense XD

    • @artyd42
      @artyd42 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He broke that one too...

    • @regretgaming2446
      @regretgaming2446 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@artyd42 Dame I thought that was the one place he wouldn't go..
      NO GAME IS SAFE

    • @purungo
      @purungo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ecks dee indeed

    • @stevenpeven258
      @stevenpeven258 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Even then, he would break it just so he could make more tea

    • @regretgaming2446
      @regretgaming2446 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@stevenpeven258 Dame I didn't think of that XD

  • @ktge5050
    @ktge5050 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Use yellow mt flowers from ancestral glade instead of fish to fortify restoration. There’s 40ish in there and they respawn. They also have a multiplier effect. Better ingredient in every capacity

    • @lucas.2.3.9.4
      @lucas.2.3.9.4 ปีที่แล้ว

      can use the ancestral moth wings from there for enchanting potions too right?

  • @1991Pass
    @1991Pass 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    the future we want: EMPEROR SPIF
    But the Queen is immortal, so it's impossible... :'(

    • @toasterofdoom9629
      @toasterofdoom9629 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He just needs to conquer india and declare himself the emperor of india, like Queen Victoria did.

  • @cortexauth4094
    @cortexauth4094 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    me: *pauses video and makes cup of tea with some snacks*
    (his way of speaking and accent, it really fits in well to do so and listen while relaxing, ngl)

  • @HowlingGale
    @HowlingGale 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Wait, so what you're telling me that salted fish is in fact the key to ultimate power? Not magical hammers that make you swing so slowly that enemies die of old age before the attack connects? Damn, no wonder the British are so powerful

  • @crimson3532
    @crimson3532 4 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    “If anyone is not drinking tea” me drinking a milkshake and almost completely full 👀

    • @raskacio9192
      @raskacio9192 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      My answer is "my belly is right now full of beer"! ^^

    • @lvl30dragon
      @lvl30dragon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      A milk shake is not a drink its a desert!! that doesnt count!

    • @perryst-jean5968
      @perryst-jean5968 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@raskacio9192 ME TOO BEER BUDDIES 🍺🍺🍺

    • @raskacio9192
      @raskacio9192 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@perryst-jean5968 We are the best, xD

    • @jerberus5563
      @jerberus5563 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm drinking tea. XD

  • @italianfatman
    @italianfatman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    I love that this guy makes dirty jokes that aren’t actually dirty

  • @projectiledysfunction
    @projectiledysfunction 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    In theory would this work with the lady stone allowing you to instantly level up every skill? Like would it say “level up all skills 2846292% faster?”

    • @felipesv8866
      @felipesv8866 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That's actually a good question. 🤔

    • @mehphala9184
      @mehphala9184 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Sounds
      Like something we should try gamers

    • @Lozku
      @Lozku 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      TL;DR: No, experience bonuses work a bit different than spells and enchantments.
      In the case of the Lady Stone, the experience bonus from comes from a perk, said perk is tied to a magic effect and said magic effect is tied to a spell. This is necessary because perks don't show up in the "Active Effects" menu, thus, requiring to be disguised as a spell.
      Perk: Changes the experience gain
      Magic Effect: Creates a "spell archetype", in this case, apply a specific perk
      Spell: Adjusts the "spell archetype (duration, area, magnitude, cost...)
      Regardless of the skill in which the magic effect falls under, the perk is a fixed entry and will remain the same, otherwise the restoration glitch would boost on perks such as Armsman. For regular armor enchantments there is only a magic effect and a spell, this glitch works because someone at Bethesda placed all the magic effects tied to armor enchantments under the Restoration skill.

    • @dr3nch_g0d52
      @dr3nch_g0d52 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Literally not an item with an enchantment how would it even be effected by restoration?

    • @projectiledysfunction
      @projectiledysfunction 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dr3nch_g0d52 well, it worked with the other stone so I imagined it would work. Sadly, it doesn't appear to.

  • @planetbob6703
    @planetbob6703 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    I expect Fudgemuppet's favourite stone to make an appearance
    Edit: 13:12 called it

  • @randomguy3708
    @randomguy3708 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    3:55
    wait a minute, isn't Riften the ONE place where you'd absolutely want to lock your doors?
    Or is it inevitably going to get picked so it's just not worth the effort?

    • @expiringdate9679
      @expiringdate9679 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And then use that money you saved to move out of town.

    • @LiterallyRain
      @LiterallyRain 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@expiringdate9679 Can't save money if the money is stolen.

    • @firstarmyspider
      @firstarmyspider 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Don't you know anything, if you hide your gold pieces on the parlour table next to the expensive books no one can find it.

    • @Reishadowen
      @Reishadowen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well, there are some places in real life where people don't bother locking their car doors. The reasoning is if someone's going to break in and look for something to steal, it's better they just look and be on their way. Having a locked door means they just smash in the window and look anyways, so now you also have to get window repair. Although I think this only works if the car is a bit of a junker to begin with, and not worth the effort of stealing the whole car.

    • @dawsy1000
      @dawsy1000 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      My guess is people just don't lock their doors cause they can't afford it, I mean they DO live in riften

  • @dangerhillis1
    @dangerhillis1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Hey so I figured it out on Switch. They changed it so that the boosted % won’t stay with the potion once the effect of you drinking the previous potion runs out. It drops to 1/3 of the +100% if you let the 60 sec expire or drink another of the same % potion in a row. (Ex- 112% active effect making 129% potion. If you drink another 112% potion in a row all +100% potions drop %. Same if you let active potion time run out)
    You can get past this by either brewing in Mistwatch and running to the stone before the 60 sec run out (pretty easy), or brewing a potion above 500% (It’ll drop to +100% and stay regardless of if you have a previous potion effect on you).
    As a strange side effect I can no longer use any conjuration spells, even ones from a scroll or staff. But honestly, Magic immunity > Fire Attronach/summons

    • @masonliagre5756
      @masonliagre5756 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah the conjuration side effect is because the game counts a conjured creature as an effect on you, I think. I've noticed it too

    • @RatKingII
      @RatKingII 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@masonliagre5756From what I have found that is correct and they are not properly flagged as non-absorb able. So unless you edit the files yourself or use a mod the exploit will prevent conjuration and restoration spells from working.

  • @tylerrothe3046
    @tylerrothe3046 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    I’m American and this channel made me start drinking tea

    • @girlsdrinkfeck
      @girlsdrinkfeck 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      i bet u still drink it black and cold

    • @thegreycrusader
      @thegreycrusader 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@girlsdrinkfeck black, cold, and sweet enough to skip type one diabetes.

    • @philsburydoboy
      @philsburydoboy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The Wanking Yank ... Thats the nastiest coffee sold...

    • @tylerrothe3046
      @tylerrothe3046 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      girlsdrinkfeck nah with 1 or 2 tablespoons of milk and a pack of Splenda. I even drink my coffee like that as well. Yes I drink both, fight me.

    • @philsburydoboy
      @philsburydoboy 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Grey Crusader You know Type I diabetes isn't a stage of diabetes right? Type I is genetic, Type II is caused by poor diet.

  • @no1bandfan
    @no1bandfan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Unofficial Skyrim patch mod.
    Spiff: You trying to kill my Shtick.

    • @popuptoaster
      @popuptoaster 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ahh, wondered why this didn't work. :D

    • @lucienlachance8500
      @lucienlachance8500 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@popuptoaster there are anti-fixes that revert the unofficial patches shitty fixes, like the fortify restoration exploit or the vampire necromage exploit.

    • @simonnachreiner8380
      @simonnachreiner8380 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Lucian Lachance
      While normally I’m not one to tell a person how to play a single player game that they bought I will say this.
      If you want to abuse an oversight in the game uninstall the patch that fixes all the other oversights and deal with it. Otherwise kindly quit your belly aching about a patch fixing your stupid exploit that you apparently cannot play without abusing. You want to have your cake and eat it smh

  • @bruwuce3184
    @bruwuce3184 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Thank you so much for all your content. I've been really really sick recently and your content is the biggest thing getting me through it.

  • @scarygoat219
    @scarygoat219 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I get the precious gift of being able to see a spiff video on my birthday, now that's a real gift.

    • @mop9507
      @mop9507 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      mind changer animation kid entertainment youre a gift

  • @mg42sd
    @mg42sd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "I find murder far more exciting"
    The Spiffing Brit 2020

  • @KarmasAB123
    @KarmasAB123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    What's the strongest build?
    Every RPG ever: "SCIENCE!"

  • @darkmagpiestudios8222
    @darkmagpiestudios8222 4 ปีที่แล้ว +175

    anyone else finding that this guy's voice is starting to replace their own voice in their head?

    • @yakobsoulstorm5187
      @yakobsoulstorm5187 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Good, let the voice guide you. It will tell you where the tea is...

    • @darkmagpiestudios8222
      @darkmagpiestudios8222 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@yakobsoulstorm5187 Yes... tea... i have a need for tea....

    • @M00nSlippers
      @M00nSlippers 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No, but I wish it were so.

    • @JackNapierTM
      @JackNapierTM 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      *@Nabèel Abdulla* previously before stumbling across this channel it was Stewie Griffin. Now it's this lovely gent.

    • @tankhead2645
      @tankhead2645 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      You should probably see someone

  • @matthewroberts7986
    @matthewroberts7986 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    First of all, yes I drink Yorkshire tea gold I am in fact British, and second of all, the reason why it affect enchanted items is because the enchantment for fortified stats are listed as alteration because you can cast spells that fortify the same thing so you can just bug out casting alteration through enchantment and then just cast whatever fortify spell you want and have infinite time with infinite effects, which means you can also bug robes and hoods to recharge your magica instantly aswell as having infinite health if you wish so it’s incredibly more bugged than you may think my friend

  • @Lyle_K
    @Lyle_K 4 ปีที่แล้ว +182

    Hey were there Minecraft streams in the last 2 weeks? If so, where can I find them? Thanks almighty Spiff.

    • @inserisciunnome
      @inserisciunnome 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@thespiffingbrit Will any more streams be cut to 15 mins vids? I honestly prefer them to 1 hour streams

    • @legendaryoutcast4440
      @legendaryoutcast4440 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      you can go to his chanel and select the Videos tab and you will see all his latest uploads chronologicaly

    • @maxnequist7255
      @maxnequist7255 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Just look at the videos that he’s posted

    • @DonSerio
      @DonSerio 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Un Aware If you look in the announcements it says that there wouldn’t be a stream today. I think it was Connor’s B-day, which is why it was cancelled last Saturday

    • @fury463
      @fury463 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@unaware7966 yeah he didnt do one thsi saturday it was posted in the annocments

  • @steve_broxi
    @steve_broxi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Me: *goes downstairs to make some tea*
    Spiff: *uploads video while I'm down there*
    Me: :D
    Spiff: "if you aren't drinking tea while watching this video you will quite possibly DIE"
    Me while still having tea: "YES, DIE COFFEE DRINKERS"

  • @RyandBurtson
    @RyandBurtson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Yes! I've been waiting to see how you would make the ultimate mage in Skyrim. Fantastic content as always, Spiff. Can't wait for the final part.

  • @ragoth6207
    @ragoth6207 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    As a coffee addict there is no way I am going to give up my exploit in life.

  • @esaedromicroflora1247
    @esaedromicroflora1247 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    last time I was so early I was still absorbing magic

  • @bigbadubk7658
    @bigbadubk7658 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    When the undead went "Uhhhhh" I thought the undead were just really embarassed and went with it.

  • @fadhilyudistira8819
    @fadhilyudistira8819 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Spiff: "... 6000 first coffee drinkers will be spared..."
    Me: *bought a coffee-flavored tea and is currently wondering if I need amnesty or not

    • @Gormathius
      @Gormathius 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That’ll be a lifetime of community service. That’s how he recruits mods.

    • @darkprinc979
      @darkprinc979 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Oof, sounds like a committee needs to be formed in order to investigate this loophole.

    • @Charlys787
      @Charlys787 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I have to inform you: Unfortunately with that, you have betrayed the coffee and the tea liege at the same time.
      You punishment will be hot water, but we are not sure if you'll be dunked or poured over.

    • @Drekromancer
      @Drekromancer 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      *audible confusion*

  • @johnboynton5514
    @johnboynton5514 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    You’re turning into Todd Howard with how much you’re milking skyrim. Jk love the vids

    • @ez56789
      @ez56789 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Plot twist, spiff IS todd howard, making sure people keep playing

    • @AzureIV
      @AzureIV 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "It just works!"

  • @pseudogamer8848
    @pseudogamer8848 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    If you’re tired of having to go into your inventory for unequiping and and re-equipping your can favorite the apparel.
    Simply do what he showed but this time just doing it through the favorites tab.

  • @yubeeeep
    @yubeeeep 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    spiff: saying he will spare 6000 coffee drinkers
    me: just finished coffee quickly slaps the like button then goes sees a British therapist.

    • @tikkj
      @tikkj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Admitting you're wrong is the first step to recovery

    • @weaksause6878
      @weaksause6878 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      That was me too. Put down the mug to slap like, but I'm afraid I'm late. There are 23k already, I'm sure I'm not within the first 6k coffee drinkers.

    • @trisle2764
      @trisle2764 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I drink both coffee and tea so I'm obviously broken

  • @anattablue
    @anattablue 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    He buys all of those stock images and applies his own watermark, a mad man

    • @nigredoooalgown6245
      @nigredoooalgown6245 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      There was a time he removed them.... we protested and got the watermarks back :3

  • @Tyr1001
    @Tyr1001 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I unironically bought 3 boxes of yorkshire tea because you convinced me to try it. It's actually... Delicious. Bought 3 more when I ran out of the first stash

  • @antiusinferno9396
    @antiusinferno9396 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I've always wanted my bones raised out of my skin I'll have to refrain from the drinking of tea this day then.

  • @zoogiewoogie570
    @zoogiewoogie570 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    me: *uses mods to get op items*
    Spiffing Brit: now that's ONE way to do it

    • @Mirrekala
      @Mirrekala 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I thought most of us used mods to make things less OP in Skyrim, but... each to their own I guess! :D

    • @thefisherman0074
      @thefisherman0074 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mirrekala I’ve never used a mod on Skyrim but if i did it probably wouldn’t be used to get op items either lol

    • @Nurk0m0rath
      @Nurk0m0rath 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@thefisherman0074 I tend to use mods to get better looking items, like the texture overhauls for armor, new character skins, and so on. There are even animation packs that make your characters look less like wooden mannequins. It's kind of sad that BethSoft seems to be behind the times in regards to artwork in every title they build, but it's good that they stay out of the way for modders to fix that. Really helps their titles have longer lifespans.
      Also, the Cutting Room Floor mod. Almost all the stuff BethSoft ran out of time to implement fixed and finished in one package. That's new characters, quests, and incidents for you to walk into. I wouldn't recommend playing without that. And the unofficial bug fix patch that fixes all the shit BS never cared to.

    • @Crazmuss
      @Crazmuss 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You should only use mods to get sex dungeons.

    • @zoogiewoogie570
      @zoogiewoogie570 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Mirrekala i don't install mods to get better items, it just happens that some of the mods i install end up having some op items in them, they're mainly just more content

  • @micahlindley7515
    @micahlindley7515 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is exactly what I want my build to be. I have an idea for a Purple Mage (a mix between a Red and Blue mage from FF) that fights with their bare hands and can absorb magic like Celes from FF6.
    So you just made a video about my dream FF job.

  • @WubstahWulf
    @WubstahWulf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    this never works when I try to do it
    Update: it's the Unofficial patch that apparently fixes this exploid but there seem to be a mod on nexus that removes that specific fix made by the patch

    • @FlintSteel220
      @FlintSteel220 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      what's the name of the mod that removes the fix? I wonder if it will work for me too because I don't have the unofficial patch but I can't get the exploit to work either

    • @ForbiddenFollyFollower
      @ForbiddenFollyFollower 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Should consider the unofficial patch the official patch otherwise it's not fun. XD

    • @WubstahWulf
      @WubstahWulf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@FlintSteel220 its called Revert Fortify Restoration Fix of the Unofficial Skyrim Special Edition Patch

  • @gerhardvanniekerk3759
    @gerhardvanniekerk3759 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    For the love of everything tea. Can we please get a video from Spiff co on the perfect balance of sid meier's civilization beyond earth.

  • @camjocotem
    @camjocotem 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Okay, I don't know what you did Spiff, but I was happily playing a game, was doing it for around 20 minutes or so and then I hear "Okay we're gonna be here for a while" And I was like "WHA ZE FUK??"
    Your video played all by itself xD

  • @takikarin2330
    @takikarin2330 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    When you’re so smart you can’t be physically harmed from spells

  • @princessleiaorgana7238
    @princessleiaorgana7238 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    You could just make a Breton and get the atronach stone. Instant 100% absorb Magicka. My favorite build!

  • @ДмитрийДенисенко-с4г
    @ДмитрийДенисенко-с4г 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Every magic effect including potions has school of magic assigned to it (with rare/scripted exceptions). Potion effects are of Restoration school so they are boosted through such means.

  • @dumbass9870
    @dumbass9870 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I’ve been new here for a few days, The Spiffing Brit is one of the best youtubers i’ve seen heh. And hello everyone!