Talos the mighty! Talos the unerring! Talos the unassailable! To you we give praise! We are but maggots, writhing in the filth of our own corruption! While you have ascended from the dung of mortality, and now walk among the stars! But you were once man! Aye! And as man, you said, "Let me show you the power of Talos Stormcrown, born of the North, where my breath is long winter. I breathe now, in royalty, and reshape this land which is mine. I do this for you, Red Legions, for I love you." Aye, love. Love! Even as man, great Talos cherished us. For he saw in us, in each of us, the future of Skyrim! The future of Tamriel! And there it is, friends! The ugly truth! We are the children of man! Talos is the true god of man! Ascended from flesh, to rule the realm of spirit! The very idea is inconceivable to our Elven overlords! Sharing the heavens with us? With man? Ha! They can barely tolerate our presence on earth! Today, they take away your faith. But what of tomorrow? What then? Do the elves take your homes? Your businesses? Your children? Your very lives? And what does the Empire do? Nothing! Nay, worse than nothing! The Imperial machine enforces the will of the Thalmor! Against its own people! So rise up! Rise up, children of the Empire! Rise up, Stormcloaks! Embrace the word of mighty Talos, he who is both man and Divine! For we are the children of man! And we shall inherit both the heavens and the earth! And we, not the Elves or their toadies, will rule Skyrim! Forever! Terrible and powerful Talos! We, your unworthy servants, give praise! For only through your grace and benevolence may we truly reach enlightenment! And deserve our praise you do, for we are one! Ere you ascended and the Eight became Nine, you walked among us, great Talos, not as god, but as man! Trust in me, Whiterun! Trust in the words of Heimskr! For I am the chosen of Talos! I alone have been anointed by the Ninth to spread his holy word!
i love that this whole series is about exploits but doesnt take advantage of the fact that waiting is almost instant if you toggle the free cam, wait, and then detoggle it. makes it so waiting 24 hours takes one second instead of 24
You can also select 24 hours, keep the left mouse button pressed down, confirm with "e" and then drag the slider to the left to wait an entire day in the time it usually takes to wait just 1.
You mean the one that can summon storms at will, the Dragonborn that is nigh immune to all forms of magic, can summon forth a Dragon and raise an unlimited army of dead, Has teabagged Miraak, Harkon, Nazeem, and the Ebony Warrior while fighting 2 Legendary dragons, the same Dragonborn that also became the High King of skyrim? You mean THAT Dragonborn? Or do you mean the Virgin Dragonborn who steals Sweetrolls and Flowers and dies to bandits everyday.
@@FrostyFoxDrake I love the idea of a lich who managed to make a phylactery but is utterly weak in every other regard, so he goes out and gets killed every single day.
Concept: adventuring party consisting of Reanu Keeves, Elon Husk, Seemour Clevage and Karen Kustody that goes on adventures challenging the laws of reality themselves with their exploits
The really funny part is that expert ice mages paralyze people when they’re about to die... but if you reanimate a paralyzed corpse, it will permanently be broken and forced to do the running man for all eternity.
Almost 100% of all Necromancers in this game use ice spells. You also do realise that there were literally NO dead bodies within range, right? You people are just looking for excuses to complain, now.
@@Rainyjax really im just bitching that you can only revive corpses instead of summoning undead like in oblivion. it makes more sense sure, but is it fun?
Shame that he didn't discover the fun that can be had with freezing shouts. If something's charging at you and you freeze them, they maintain their momentum but lose nearly all of their friction, so they go sliding off into the sunset... or off the side of a mountain.
@@bravobird9435 Freezing the troll at the top of The Throat as it rushes at you is just the BEST. It will usually go flying off the side of the mountain and then there's a loooooooooooong delay before the XP notification hits. Like dropping a penny down a well. A huge, hungry penny.
Did that once with a frost troll once. Dude pinballed into a few trees after he rolled down a hill, then flew off into the horizon. Been trying to do that again ever since.
Why do i keep finding this dude everywhere? Almost in every video that i watch. Not even related to the spiffing brit. I keep finding this dude at the comment section. In like every video ever i watched. Who are you dude?
“Why have we killed everyone!?” A lot of people- from north to south- throughout history have asked that question, friend, but the thing is they always ask it AFTER they did it and not asked, “Why SHOULD we kill everyone” beforehand.
The thing that really stood out to me in this video was the fact that I got legitimately excited about the concept of an additional bag of tea in my non-existent rations.
5:38 You're telling me that this man knows his way around the most complicated exploits that make him a God among even those who claim omnipotence, yet did not know the command resurrect?
The power of Yorkshire tea gold is not perfect. It provides unlimited power to those who are worthy to bear it, however its sweet flavour intoxicates the user making him/her/they forget even basic commands.
@@gawayne3912 The human brain is not ready for the glory that is Yorkshire Gold. It will take centuries of careful genetic enginering to create the final stage of evolution, the perfect human-tea meld. Only then will we trully know godhood.
Vilkas: "I've never even heard of this outsider." My dragonborn: *eye twitch* "Well, Vilkas, that makes you look like quite the fool then, doesn't it? I am The Last Dragonborn, Killer of the World Eater, Hero of all of Skyrim. I am Archmage of the College of Winterhold, Listener to the Darkbrotherhood, and Leader of Thieves. Does that ring a bell Vilkas? No? Well, I'll continue. I'm a Master of All Arcane knowledge, I consume Dragon Souls for breakfast, I've killed more dragons than you've ever even seen in your obviously very sheltered life, and I'm a master of the Thu'um. I can bend dragons to my will and force them to crawl as mortals on the ground. Do you know any ancient dragon language, Vilkas? No? I've stopped the ancient Dragonborn Miraak from returning from oblivion to enslave the world. I prevented the vampires from creating an eternal night and killing all of Tamriel. I'm also Thane of every Hold in this province. I have the blood and soul of a dragon. I'm stronger than any of you hope to be. You must be very sheltered if you haven't heard of me. I suppose you weren't aware of how many times life as you know it was in danger and who exactly saved it countless times. No, you lock yourself in a dusty old boat brooding about honor and your little mutt powers. It's funny that you claim to honor Ysgramor when you have literally zero knowledge of Nordic prophecy. If you did you would've known I'd come to save the world. If I were you, Vilkas I'd get a newspaper and read up on current events once in a while. It's not healthy to isolate yourself so much." Vilkas: "Here's my sword. Go take it up to Eorlund to have it sharpened. And be careful, it's probably worth more than you are."
I totally agree. You have to use the potion/enchanting exploit to make decent destruction spell damage boosting potions and chug one every 30 seconds... A real downer since I always love using spellcaster setups in games :(
@@cairaman22 that's what mods are for! It doesn't forgive bad game design from Bethesda, but you can still enjoy yourself (as long as you're on XB1, PS4, or PC I guess)
Apparently im the only person who knows how to make a pure mage op in skyrim. Its not that hard at all. You dont need mods but there are a few i use but non that affect spells or perks.
@@cathryntitus6602 There are ways to make a decent mage, just not with Destruction spells. Sure you can cheese the game with any dual-casted spell and the Impact perk but it takes roughly 10 hours to kill anything stronger than a skeever and it's just not really fun
@@haseotheadept2563 I think they patched the one where you could duplicate the SPECIAL book in Fallout 4 and boost your stats to 10 right after coming out of the vault. They didn't patch the one where you can have Dogmeat pick the cryolator from the locked chest.
They did nerf the fortify restoration loop. Before you could do it a alchemy 15, now you need alchemy at 80 and having a decent level for enchanting helps as well.
@@ararepotato1420 The restoration loop was found after the smith/enchanting/alchemy boosts were capped. The restoration part made it possible to bypass the cap.
@@ararepotato1420 thats not true at all, i can do it at base level right away the unofficial skyrim patch fixed this so im assumjng your a pc player with it installed? im on console and it works as a base 15
If you just do the resto exploit a few times, the game will forget to take the buff off of the amulet of Talos, and you’ll have infinite shouts until you take off the amulet
Eggsalad Supreme Would be nice if they did that honestly. There is an unofficial patch that fixes A LOT of issues but playing with mods disables achievements, even mods that don’t effect gameplay. Not bothersome for most people but I’m an achievement hunter, and the bugs themselves can get in the way so it sucks not being able to use an existing patch for them.
@@EggsaladSupreme Vanilla Skyrim, which I have, is overrated, but it's still hours and hours of fun. It just gets really old once you've leveled everything up.
You can get a free, quest-locked Amulet of Talos in Solitude when you enter for the first time. They want you to do this exploit, they even cut the guy's head off for it! Also, the Restoration Potion exploit DOES work with the Amulet of Talos, it just doesnt show. No Lycanthropy required.
I used to do the resto-loop glitch for shouts and I'd cast slow time, paralyze, unrelenting force downward while inside the no contact paralyzed npc launching them upward, then the kamehemea storm spell the npc propelling them into the air. Fun times
10:00 Well, if I was to justify the gate in character, then it would be a nice funnel. Sure, people can just walk around it... but in a raid, the firs thing an invading force of soldiers would do would be to walk around it. Single file, one at a time, right into a large group of sentries. They could also climb over, but then, they might climb onto someone's spear. It also makes it hard to get carriages in without opening the gate, which limits how much people can steal from the place. Sure, they can grab some gold coins, but they can't effectively carry out 20 bags of grain that the group needs to survive the winter. To put it in videogame terms: Let's say you are a boss that can respawn and come back later in the story as long as no one headshots you. So what do you do? You add a big blowing weak spot on your belly. Everyone will target it. Sometimes, an obvious and very weakness can force enemies into only thinking of certain options. Even if the weakness is real and does real damage, it can help you avoid an even greater weakness.
@griffin phillips But that is all the fun. You look at an area, and tthink that it was carefully planned with subtle story telling through the use of environment, when it ws really just thrown together by an intern over his lunch break.
You don't have to do so many steps. If you drink special potion of restoration and then equip the Amulet of Talos, you will have no cooldown for shouts as long as you have the amulet equipped
There is an enchantment that can be found on some boots, that make you go faster. Disenchant these boots and use exploits to make yourself a true Sonic The Hedgehog. mix this with the "slow time" shout, and you get to be Quicksilver from the x-men movies. you should also use the exploit that you showed today, making time slowed down forever.
An easier way to get into the hidden chest in white Run is to hold a bowl infront of you at the stone wall behind the training area for the wolf people and do the sprint shout into it. It will let you move through the wall and set you right outside the sky forge at the chest
Old joke: Child protective services goes to the Dovahkiin's house and tell him he's under arrest for child abuse. "Ridiculous," he replies, "I've never laid a hand on them. I've only shouted at them."
0:29 *pushes glasses up* actually I think you'll find that's an integer overflow error. A stack overflow would have crashed the game. I'll see myself out.
@ExtravagantPanda Would you explain what that means? Ok an Integer is a number, and Overflow means too many numbers. My guess is that'll leave you with negative health points somehow
@@Grey_World1 OK so my understanding of this is that values in a program have a specific number of bits set aside for calculating that value. Example is if an item has 8-bits set aside for calculating its cost, it has 256 possible values it could equate to. This means it could cost between 0 and 255 currency. An integer overflow would occur if you don't set a limit or create a way to handle the exception but create an algorithm to calculate the cost that can exceed that number. The number then wraps around and adds the extra value to the lowest possible value. So if an item costs 270 but you can only go up to 255 the cost would end up being 15 currency. However, If you don't specify the number be positive it could instead cost -240 (-255+15). I only program a little on the side as a hobby so this might be slightly inaccurate but I'm sure if I am wrong, someone will correct me.
You don't have to jump on the barrels to get outside of Whiterun. Takes too long. There is a wall on one of the houses that if you walk against you fall under the map and can run around. But very entertaining video. 👍
also next to the forge where the archer targets are use a bowl you can fain on the tables do wall glitch and walk around as normal much closer and waaaaaaaaaaay easier
Fun fact: Theres another way to access the skyforge chest, and I personally always found this one to be a bit easier. All you need is the first word of whirl wind sprint unlocked. stand ontop of the rock next to the skyforge, facing the mead hall (i'm not going to try and spell that, thankyou) and use whirlwind sprint to land ontop of the roof. I recommend droping a quicksave here as if you fall off, but next you need to run into the corner of the two roof sections and jump up it to get ontop of the roof of the padio-like section. Once you are there, you simply need to run to the far end, facing the wall to outside, and climb on top of the weird bendy thing by, you guessed it, more spam jumping. Absolutely quicksave b4 that part, as falling off there is painful, as you get to do everything over again (or you might just die from the damage). But, once you make it up there, Its a simple matter of using whirlwind sprint to go over the wall, and then walking to the chest as explained in this video! It makes more sense if you see it done, but I hope my explanation can help :)
You actually don't need whirlwind sprint to access that section I did it without it but whirlwind sprint makes it sooooooooooooooo much easier it took me 3 bloody hours without whirlwind lol
Did this. Easiest way is just to make a potion that fortifies Restoration at least 400% and enchant anything with the Fortify Restoration enchantment (preferably a ring). Drink the potion, put on an Amulet of Talos, then put on the Ring. As long as the Potion of Restoration is in effect, the 20% reduction in Shout time from the Amulet of Talos will be over 100% reduction, and do to the same name, as long as the Fortify Restoration enchantment is on, the Fortify Restoration potion effect will be permanent. Also effects all other armor enchantments as well as a Shine power, if you got one after drinking the Potion.
I've been experimenting with this glitch and came across some interesting effects that have, no doubt, been known by Skyrim players probably since 2012 but is new to me (and works in SE, too). Infinite shouts? Amulets of the divines? How about reducing the confusing process of alchemy stacking through equipping/unequipping menu navigation? You can make a bunch of cheap gold rings, enchant them with fortify alchemy, and stack the fortification this way like you can with Amulets of Talos. Then, obviously, you create massively powerful potions of fortify enchanting and then, obviously, you make a powerful ring of Alchemy. A one ring to rule them all, so to say. The best part? The game gets super confused, and if the rings are in a stack you can equip more than what you have on your person. It gets even better, though. Because while you are equipping in werewolf form, these items are absolutely NOT mutually exclusive. If you want to equip 69 of each amulet of the divines, multiple fortify carry weight rings that makes you stronger than fifty Hulk Hogans, your One Ring of Alchemy you made earlier, you can do that. It just works!
i’m so glad you commented this because i came to this video to learn this glitch and try it with a fortify alchemy anything to skip the long restoration process. many thanks.
I have watched so many Spiffing Brits videos that i have mastered the Spiff voice and sometimes i just slip into it I have also made a locked chest for my lovely Yorkshire tea Protect the Yorkshire tea so we can all be like Reanu Keeves.
Crazy? I was crazy Once I locked in a room a rubber room with rubber rats and rats? I hate rats they make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy Once I locked in a room a rubber room with rubber rats and rats? I hate rats they make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy Once I locked in a room a rubber room with rubber rats and rats? I hate rats they make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy Once I locked in a room a rubber room with rubber rats and rats? I hate rats they make me crazy.
9:54 im like 75% sure that im giving todd a bit too much credit here, but that door being built like that could show the enemy's incompetence and lack of wealth.
Nice to see Reanu Keeves is still adventuring around out there. And I'm betting he's going to equip five Amulets of Talos at once for that Shout boost!
Reanu keeves is actually the one that created gods using his big bang level shouts, he's a dragonborn that came BEFORE akatosh, he is the ultimate lifeform. He is reanu keeves, drinker of tea, destroyer of cities, reaper of souls, creator of gods, the one who goes against the todd
I like to think that the gate being locked represented a brute of a bandit who raided the cave once and broke off the side of the gate became he couldn't pick the lock. So instead of being pathetic at defense, the spellswords didn't even realized the gate was locked because they just walked around it.
Spiffing brit: "I can endlessly shout people into a corner and dash around the overworld this is so broken" Slow time, storm call, ice form, call odhaving, call hero of sovngarde, summon Durnaveir, soul tear, animal allegiance, all stackable with twin souls perk: "allow us to introduce ourselves"
Dont forget Marked for Death, which permanently reduces a character's armor and even takes it into the negatives, allowing you to kill anyone in a single hit.
@@dylaxiusmccoy he already kills everyone in a single hit marked for death is useless. i don't mean just for him anyone with half a brain can end up 1 hitting everything in skyrim without marked for death its full blown a useless shout. the only reason i could see using it is for role playing aside from that it's like a c- shout. not to mention most enemy's (all non human) in skyrim don't even have an armor value mark for death is useless for the same reason maces are useless
@@davidirvine7238 if you don't play on modes less than adept whilst not cheating (exploits), you won't one shot a few enemies actually. Marked for death CAN be stacked on enemies with armor (the ones harder to one shot anyway) to produce negative armor stats.
19:06 maxed fortify barter enchantments let you buy items for their base value and sell them for the same value. For example, an ebony mace has a value of 1000 gold. Buying one from a merchant (without any enchantments or perks) would cost more than that (like 1250 or something -- I don't know) and selling one would only get you ~900 gold. But, with a fortify barter enchantment at 100% or more, you would only pay 1000 gold for that ebony mace and/or sell it for its full price of 1000 gold.
only Todd Howard himself is more powerful than Reanu Keeves, and the only reason he is, is that he has the godly power of creating worlds that Reanu Keeves can't simply snap out of existence.
The barrel is a slow method of getting to the chest. What I do, is whirlwind sprint onto Jorvasskr, then whirlwind sprint over to the roof awning on the wall, then simply walk off the edge out of bounds
The thalmor are not going to pleased when they find not only one amulet of talos in my inventory, but six! They’ll never know though, cause they’ll be halfway up a mountain if they ask questions 😂😂
if he’s sitting on the grindstone, you can sell to him while underneath the forge and if you wait 24 hours, his inventory resets. no need to leave and re-enter
The part when crowding them at the doorway I thought of Dragon Ball Z when Tien Shinhan used his Neo Tri-Beam to push Cell back into the earth again and again.
Dude's faith is so strong he still praise his god while laying on the ground paralyzed
TTAAAAAAAAAALLLOOOOOOSSSS
Talos ascended to godhood to give all true believers 100% paralysis protection for their head!
@@Veellinn And mouth and lungs
Talos the mighty! Talos the unerring! Talos the unassailable! To you we give praise!
We are but maggots, writhing in the filth of our own corruption! While you have ascended from the dung of mortality, and now walk among the stars!
But you were once man! Aye! And as man, you said, "Let me show you the power of Talos Stormcrown, born of the North, where my breath is long winter. I breathe now, in royalty, and reshape this land which is mine. I do this for you, Red Legions, for I love you."
Aye, love. Love! Even as man, great Talos cherished us. For he saw in us, in each of us, the future of Skyrim! The future of Tamriel!
And there it is, friends! The ugly truth! We are the children of man! Talos is the true god of man! Ascended from flesh, to rule the realm of spirit!
The very idea is inconceivable to our Elven overlords! Sharing the heavens with us? With man? Ha! They can barely tolerate our presence on earth!
Today, they take away your faith. But what of tomorrow? What then? Do the elves take your homes? Your businesses? Your children? Your very lives?
And what does the Empire do? Nothing! Nay, worse than nothing! The Imperial machine enforces the will of the Thalmor! Against its own people!
So rise up! Rise up, children of the Empire! Rise up, Stormcloaks! Embrace the word of mighty Talos, he who is both man and Divine!
For we are the children of man! And we shall inherit both the heavens and the earth! And we, not the Elves or their toadies, will rule Skyrim! Forever!
Terrible and powerful Talos! We, your unworthy servants, give praise! For only through your grace and benevolence may we truly reach enlightenment!
And deserve our praise you do, for we are one! Ere you ascended and the Eight became Nine, you walked among us, great Talos, not as god, but as man!
Trust in me, Whiterun! Trust in the words of Heimskr! For I am the chosen of Talos! I alone have been anointed by the Ninth to spread his holy word!
@@thespiffingbrit RIIIIISE UP
farkas: makes a joke
reanu keaves: laughs and playfully punches farkas in his shoulder
farkas: dies twice
Sixty-nine thousand and four hundred twenty times*
SKYRIM
Farkas Dies Twice
This is an underrated comment
no farkas DIES 300000000000000000000000000000000 times
@@dduuhdeap7732 correct
"Excuse me, Todd, my quest-giving NPCs are paralyzed for eternity and this is no longer fun"
"... Have you tried turning them off and back on again?"
“I tried but they won’t turn back on”
Skyrim: "Let's add the coolest unarmed animations yet!"
Also Skyrim: "Let's remove the unarmed skill."
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yeah, i kinda wanted to become a dragon born luchador
Put points into archery damage and disenchant the gloves of the pugilust and make them stronged.
Did it have an unarmed skill?
@@semtex234 Previous games did, I think. There used to be an acrobatics skill too.
Girl: "Why don't you take off your armor and come to bed?"
Reenu Keeves: "I will LITERALLY die."
I'm sure he has a removable codpiece
@@erinb4237 With that power, he may not even need one.
There's a shout for that
“Sorry babe, the armor stays on during sex.”
i think our host would prefer ysgramor' askin for his gear off lol
i love that this whole series is about exploits but doesnt take advantage of the fact that waiting is almost instant if you toggle the free cam, wait, and then detoggle it. makes it so waiting 24 hours takes one second instead of 24
Wait really??
You can also select 24 hours, keep the left mouse button pressed down, confirm with "e" and then drag the slider to the left to wait an entire day in the time it usually takes to wait just 1.
this needs more likes so the spiff reads it and transcends his current existence.
Not gonna lie, I'm a bit disappointed he didn't install the mod that replaces the audio for ''Fus Ro Da'' with ''GOOD DAY, SIR!''
Or "Just DO IT" is another good one.
JOHN CENA!!!
Im looking this up.
@@iLoveBuckets69 skyrim - southpark edition
"HAVE SOME TEA!"
The canonically accurate Dragonborn
You mean the one that can summon storms at will, the Dragonborn that is nigh immune to all forms of magic, can summon forth a Dragon and raise an unlimited army of dead, Has teabagged Miraak, Harkon, Nazeem, and the Ebony Warrior while fighting 2 Legendary dragons, the same Dragonborn that also became the High King of skyrim? You mean THAT Dragonborn? Or do you mean the Virgin Dragonborn who steals Sweetrolls and Flowers and dies to bandits everyday.
@@hypermaeonyx4969 I mean if the virgin Dragonborn can die *every day* wouldn’t that make them a unkillable god
or is the virgin dragonborn just a really bad Lich
@@FrostyFoxDrake I love the idea of a lich who managed to make a phylactery but is utterly weak in every other regard, so he goes out and gets killed every single day.
"They say Ulfric killed the High King with is voice - shouted him to death" 27:00
This is what happened.
GanstaCatCT HE NIT JUST SHOUTED HE GOT KILLED 54 times in a row
History repeats itself
Exactly what I thought.
So... any thief with a high enough sneak skill could easily kill Reanu Keeves by pickpocketing his armour off him...
His Achilles Heel as it were.
Isnt there a pickpocket charm?
Reanu keeves knows all
It Wasn't Funny The First Time yeah but you need a lvl 100 perk to pickpocket equipped armour
So he's a Forsworn Briarheart?
Eorlund: paralyzed
Spiffing: "Have you tried turning it off and on again?"
Fun fact: Reanu Keeves' gear does not actually grants him any bonuses. It just unseals a tiny fraction of his reality-warping powers
HOW DOES THIS COMMENT ONLY HAVE 14 LIKES (INCLUDING MY 14TH LIKE)?!?!?!?!??!?!?!??!!!!?!??!?!??!??!?!?!
can confirm
@@reanukeeves2641 the man himself confirmed it
He grants his gear bonuses
@@reanukeeves2641 :0
"I've never even heard of this outsider"
[Angrily sets down cup of tea and unsheathes sword]
I'd argue its 'unsheathes hands', but then he wouldn't be 1 hit knockdowns.
[Quicksaving...]
Concept: adventuring party consisting of Reanu Keeves, Elon Husk, Seemour Clevage and Karen Kustody that goes on adventures challenging the laws of reality themselves with their exploits
*clevarge
Pretty sure that if they ever meet the world would end.
As in, the actual world, not the game one.
Throw in Bulk Bogon to round things out =D
They team up to fight the Final Pam, who is a Dark Souls-style gigantic megaboss.
What games are the other three from?
"arch necromancer" - only casts ice spells
this is peak game design, congrats tod
The really funny part is that expert ice mages paralyze people when they’re about to die... but if you reanimate a paralyzed corpse, it will permanently be broken and forced to do the running man for all eternity.
Almost 100% of all Necromancers in this game use ice spells.
You also do realise that there were literally NO dead bodies within range, right?
You people are just looking for excuses to complain, now.
Necromancers will only use necromancy if there's usable corpses or skeletons nearby. Otherwise, they will use Ice spells to attack directly.
@@Alizudo wouldn't an arch necromancer have some random corpse lying around it, though
@@Rainyjax really im just bitching that you can only revive corpses instead of summoning undead like in oblivion. it makes more sense sure, but is it fun?
Shame that he didn't discover the fun that can be had with freezing shouts. If something's charging at you and you freeze them, they maintain their momentum but lose nearly all of their friction, so they go sliding off into the sunset... or off the side of a mountain.
I gotta do that
@@bravobird9435 Freezing the troll at the top of The Throat as it rushes at you is just the BEST. It will usually go flying off the side of the mountain and then there's a loooooooooooong delay before the XP notification hits. Like dropping a penny down a well. A huge, hungry penny.
to be fair... there are shouts where you can summon storms, dragons, slow time, and just over all yeet a man over a mountain
It’s really funny to freeze master borri while he demonstrates whirlwind sprint. He slides off the mountain and goes flying
Did that once with a frost troll once. Dude pinballed into a few trees after he rolled down a hill, then flew off into the horizon. Been trying to do that again ever since.
"Reanu Keeves has a great proposition: The first 6'000 persons to like"
Me: *look at the like meter up to 8.8k* Guess I'll die...
I did the same thing...except it was 22K
It's 22k now
this makes me sad. i will never get to meet Reanu Keeves....
@@RickyAura 24 now
@@mallardofmodernia8092 25k..... crap
Heretic: This game has too many glitches and exploits
Intellectuals: That is one of the reasons as to why this game is great in the first place
The question is, are you an intellectual or a heretic?
Wait, when exactly has it been great?
@@EggsaladSupreme since 2011
But... what if you could get almost to no shout cooldown by earning it through gameplay with mods?
Why do i keep finding this dude everywhere? Almost in every video that i watch. Not even related to the spiffing brit. I keep finding this dude at the comment section. In like every video ever i watched. Who are you dude?
“Why have we killed everyone!?”
A lot of people- from north to south- throughout history have asked that question, friend, but the thing is they always ask it AFTER they did it and not asked, “Why SHOULD we kill everyone” beforehand.
asking why they should is why they did.
Ah but that would be common sense we don’t do that here
Reanu Keeves is so powerful he learns the three words of Unrelenting Force at one time even though only the first is available at Bleak Falls Barrow.
The thing that really stood out to me in this video was the fact that I got legitimately excited about the concept of an additional bag of tea in my non-existent rations.
Those rations will exist when our lord and savior Reanu Keeves breaks free of Tod Howard’s unjustly prison.
Alternate title: Angry British man punches people until he can shout forever
alternative alternate title:reanu keaves fuses with Bud Spencer, then shouts.
5:38 You're telling me that this man knows his way around the most complicated exploits that make him a God among even those who claim omnipotence, yet did not know the command resurrect?
Or that you need to kill the dragon at the watchtower for dragons to spawn souls.... Or at least use the setstage command.
he is only the errand boy. others that know just tell him what to do.
The power of Yorkshire tea gold is not perfect. It provides unlimited power to those who are worthy to bear it, however its sweet flavour intoxicates the user making him/her/they forget even basic commands.
Or even the forceav dragonsouls command
@@gawayne3912 The human brain is not ready for the glory that is Yorkshire Gold. It will take centuries of careful genetic enginering to create the final stage of evolution, the perfect human-tea meld. Only then will we trully know godhood.
Vilkas: "I've never even heard of this outsider."
My dragonborn: *eye twitch* "Well, Vilkas, that makes you look like quite the fool then, doesn't it? I am The Last Dragonborn, Killer of the World Eater, Hero of all of Skyrim. I am Archmage of the College of Winterhold, Listener to the Darkbrotherhood, and Leader of Thieves. Does that ring a bell Vilkas? No? Well, I'll continue. I'm a Master of All Arcane knowledge, I consume Dragon Souls for breakfast, I've killed more dragons than you've ever even seen in your obviously very sheltered life, and I'm a master of the Thu'um. I can bend dragons to my will and force them to crawl as mortals on the ground. Do you know any ancient dragon language, Vilkas? No? I've stopped the ancient Dragonborn Miraak from returning from oblivion to enslave the world. I prevented the vampires from creating an eternal night and killing all of Tamriel. I'm also Thane of every Hold in this province. I have the blood and soul of a dragon. I'm stronger than any of you hope to be. You must be very sheltered if you haven't heard of me. I suppose you weren't aware of how many times life as you know it was in danger and who exactly saved it countless times. No, you lock yourself in a dusty old boat brooding about honor and your little mutt powers. It's funny that you claim to honor Ysgramor when you have literally zero knowledge of Nordic prophecy. If you did you would've known I'd come to save the world.
If I were you, Vilkas I'd get a newspaper and read up on current events once in a while. It's not healthy to isolate yourself so much."
Vilkas: "Here's my sword. Go take it up to Eorlund to have it sharpened. And be careful, it's probably worth more than you are."
*Screeches in Dragon*
ah.... i expect you to be arrested for admitting to being the listener and thieves guild master.
Yes! So true
If he said that to me I will say
*ZII LOS DII DO*
bruh
When the spiffing Brit encounters a supposedly deadly enemy: “Right, what’s all this about then?”
At this point Reeanu Kieves probably could even destroy the highest Divinity: TODD HOWARD, only by breathing at him
HERESY!
Kill the HERETIC!!!
If only that were true...
i mean, he is breathtaking
could he destroy elon musk
At the outro: "if you need a hand, give us a shout"...
*unlimited shouts commence for unlimited hands
Carl approves.
Hand department:hippity hoppity, your throat is now my property
Spiffing Brit: Gets unlimited shouts
Also Spiffing Brit: "Can you all line up so I only have to use one shout?"
Force of habit I guess
*"Oh he definitely didn't survive that one. My goodness."* - Spiffing Britt 2020
I love that the magic system is so underpowered in Skyrim that even Spiff couldn't make an overpowered magic build. Thank you Todd, top marks.
Lol yeah unlike other combat skills the damage doesn't scale, it just reduces magicka cost
I totally agree. You have to use the potion/enchanting exploit to make decent destruction spell damage boosting potions and chug one every 30 seconds... A real downer since I always love using spellcaster setups in games :(
@@cairaman22 that's what mods are for! It doesn't forgive bad game design from Bethesda, but you can still enjoy yourself (as long as you're on XB1, PS4, or PC I guess)
Apparently im the only person who knows how to make a pure mage op in skyrim. Its not that hard at all. You dont need mods but there are a few i use but non that affect spells or perks.
@@cathryntitus6602 There are ways to make a decent mage, just not with Destruction spells. Sure you can cheese the game with any dual-casted spell and the Impact perk but it takes roughly 10 hours to kill anything stronger than a skeever and it's just not really fun
I love how none of the skyrim vids begin as "well we're trying a new exploit since the devs patched the last one"...
Cuz that'd NEVER happen
actually they did. The oghma infinium one........and only that one
@@haseotheadept2563 I think they patched the one where you could duplicate the SPECIAL book in Fallout 4 and boost your stats to 10 right after coming out of the vault. They didn't patch the one where you can have Dogmeat pick the cryolator from the locked chest.
They did nerf the fortify restoration loop. Before you could do it a alchemy 15, now you need alchemy at 80 and having a decent level for enchanting helps as well.
@@ararepotato1420 The restoration loop was found after the smith/enchanting/alchemy boosts were capped. The restoration part made it possible to bypass the cap.
@@ararepotato1420 thats not true at all, i can do it at base level right away the unofficial skyrim patch fixed this so im assumjng your a pc player with it installed? im on console and it works as a base 15
If you just do the resto exploit a few times, the game will forget to take the buff off of the amulet of Talos, and you’ll have infinite shouts until you take off the amulet
The icing on the cake is that we know Bethesda won't be patching any of these lol, great vid I love your stuff
They leave everything to the community... Would be surprised if a bug fix update is just a mod made official. Base game is overrated.
Eggsalad Supreme Would be nice if they did that honestly. There is an unofficial patch that fixes A LOT of issues but playing with mods disables achievements, even mods that don’t effect gameplay. Not bothersome for most people but I’m an achievement hunter, and the bugs themselves can get in the way so it sucks not being able to use an existing patch for them.
@@EggsaladSupreme Vanilla Skyrim, which I have, is overrated, but it's still hours and hours of fun. It just gets really old once you've leveled everything up.
It Just Works - The Chalkeaters
25:47
i think you shouted an flying arrow right back into his head.
It's also possible that he shouted the guy into a flying arrow
@@sethb3090 both are equally badass
You can get a free, quest-locked Amulet of Talos in Solitude when you enter for the first time. They want you to do this exploit, they even cut the guy's head off for it!
Also, the Restoration Potion exploit DOES work with the Amulet of Talos, it just doesnt show. No Lycanthropy required.
How does the Restoration Potion glitch work on Amulets of Talos? You can't make the enchantment yourself.
@@Alizudo unequip amulet, drink potion, re-equip amulet.
@@robertfaer4522 I think it's drink potion with amulet on, then unequip re-equip, repeat.
@@horribleboils6555 does blessing of talos(or whatever its name since i forgot) shorten the cooldown of the shouts?
@@aceac6337 Yup, same effect, just from a shrine.
I used to do the resto-loop glitch for shouts and I'd cast slow time, paralyze, unrelenting force downward while inside the no contact paralyzed npc launching them upward, then the kamehemea storm spell the npc propelling them into the air. Fun times
"Steal a thousand gold and be a millionaire!"
Quick maths!
Just steal 1 thousand pieces of gold that are each worth 1 thousand gold
He could potentially have had 999,000 gold beforehand, which would mean that the 1,000 would make him a millionaire, but that's just being pedantic
Maffs
Hey my NPC is broken
Have you tried turning it off and on again?
Reanu keeves should be able to crouch and become totally invisible (very high stealth) by just the power of digestives.
Reanu Keeves fighting his way through skyrim one shotring everyone reminds me of his starring role, Wohn Jick.
Watching you break games over your knee in such a classy fashion cures my depression :)
"Hodd Toward" caught me off guard xD
You new here ? If so welcome 😁
10:00 Well, if I was to justify the gate in character, then it would be a nice funnel. Sure, people can just walk around it... but in a raid, the firs thing an invading force of soldiers would do would be to walk around it. Single file, one at a time, right into a large group of sentries. They could also climb over, but then, they might climb onto someone's spear. It also makes it hard to get carriages in without opening the gate, which limits how much people can steal from the place. Sure, they can grab some gold coins, but they can't effectively carry out 20 bags of grain that the group needs to survive the winter.
To put it in videogame terms: Let's say you are a boss that can respawn and come back later in the story as long as no one headshots you. So what do you do? You add a big blowing weak spot on your belly. Everyone will target it. Sometimes, an obvious and very weakness can force enemies into only thinking of certain options. Even if the weakness is real and does real damage, it can help you avoid an even greater weakness.
Great analogy of a decoy weakness to explain that.
@griffin phillips But that is all the fun. You look at an area, and tthink that it was carefully planned with subtle story telling through the use of environment, when it ws really just thrown together by an intern over his lunch break.
You don't have to do so many steps. If you drink special potion of restoration and then equip the Amulet of Talos, you will have no cooldown for shouts as long as you have the amulet equipped
There is an enchantment that can be found on some boots, that make you go faster. Disenchant these boots and use exploits to make yourself a true Sonic The Hedgehog. mix this with the "slow time" shout, and you get to be Quicksilver from the x-men movies. you should also use the exploit that you showed today, making time slowed down forever.
Slowing time forever breaks the game
Yeah, but it would look awesome
you can extend the duration of slow time by fortifying alteration. So yes you can make it infinite
There isn't a run speed buff in vanilla skyrim. It'd be nice but has to be modded in.
there is no move speed enchantment.....
The amazing story of how the most powerful man in Skyrim,Reanu Keeves, achieved his dream of becoming a metal vocalist.
16:57 Don't worry, they're sustainably harvested, vegan dragon souls.
so from the nature dragons found in grasslands
An easier way to get into the hidden chest in white Run is to hold a bowl infront of you at the stone wall behind the training area for the wolf people and do the sprint shout into it. It will let you move through the wall and set you right outside the sky forge at the chest
Old joke: Child protective services goes to the Dovahkiin's house and tell him he's under arrest for child abuse. "Ridiculous," he replies, "I've never laid a hand on them. I've only shouted at them."
Thats still abuse though
@@leomadero562 that would be the joke yes
You may show yourselves out
Stenvar: "You've been a good friend to me"
Reanu Keeves: "About that..."
the madlad is back
I have been using these videos as a guide
Thank you Spiff, I am now completely undefeatable.
you vs reanu keeves
Imagine fighting someone and they just walk past you and loots the chess next to you while you’re impaling him with ice
0:29 *pushes glasses up* actually I think you'll find that's an integer overflow error. A stack overflow would have crashed the game.
I'll see myself out.
*glasses start glowing like in anime*
@ExtravagantPanda Would you explain what that means?
Ok an Integer is a number, and Overflow means too many numbers. My guess is that'll leave you with negative health points somehow
@@Grey_World1 OK so my understanding of this is that values in a program have a specific number of bits set aside for calculating that value. Example is if an item has 8-bits set aside for calculating its cost, it has 256 possible values it could equate to. This means it could cost between 0 and 255 currency.
An integer overflow would occur if you don't set a limit or create a way to handle the exception but create an algorithm to calculate the cost that can exceed that number. The number then wraps around and adds the extra value to the lowest possible value. So if an item costs 270 but you can only go up to 255 the cost would end up being 15 currency. However, If you don't specify the number be positive it could instead cost -240 (-255+15).
I only program a little on the side as a hobby so this might be slightly inaccurate but I'm sure if I am wrong, someone will correct me.
A stack overflow is when you allocate too much memory is allocated on the stack, right? I don’t remember that well since I learned C a few years back.
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Trust me Todd knows EXACTLY what he's done.
F for Stenvar.
Unus annus
F
You don't have to jump on the barrels to get outside of Whiterun. Takes too long. There is a wall on one of the houses that if you walk against you fall under the map and can run around. But very entertaining video. 👍
also next to the forge where the archer targets are use a bowl you can fain on the tables do wall glitch and walk around as normal much closer and waaaaaaaaaaay easier
Fun fact: Theres another way to access the skyforge chest, and I personally always found this one to be a bit easier. All you need is the first word of whirl wind sprint unlocked. stand ontop of the rock next to the skyforge, facing the mead hall (i'm not going to try and spell that, thankyou) and use whirlwind sprint to land ontop of the roof. I recommend droping a quicksave here as if you fall off, but next you need to run into the corner of the two roof sections and jump up it to get ontop of the roof of the padio-like section. Once you are there, you simply need to run to the far end, facing the wall to outside, and climb on top of the weird bendy thing by, you guessed it, more spam jumping. Absolutely quicksave b4 that part, as falling off there is painful, as you get to do everything over again (or you might just die from the damage). But, once you make it up there, Its a simple matter of using whirlwind sprint to go over the wall, and then walking to the chest as explained in this video!
It makes more sense if you see it done, but I hope my explanation can help :)
You actually don't need whirlwind sprint to access that section I did it without it but whirlwind sprint makes it sooooooooooooooo much easier it took me 3 bloody hours without whirlwind lol
Easier way is use a wood plate or a platter and just walk into the walk on the side of the skyforge
@@jamesradford8215 thats what I do
Alternatively, you could walk in to a wall of one of the houses and just drop through the floor.
10/10 game Todd Howard, 10/10.
Spiff: Stenvar i've been a good friend to you.
Also Spiff sets him on fire.
24:40 "They say The Spiffing Brit murdered the guards with his voice! Shouted them to pieces!"
about the gate lock, there is a certain level of exp that each dungeon must provide players within each area of stealth magic and might.
Did this.
Easiest way is just to make a potion that fortifies Restoration at least 400% and enchant anything with the Fortify Restoration enchantment (preferably a ring).
Drink the potion, put on an Amulet of Talos, then put on the Ring. As long as the Potion of Restoration is in effect, the 20% reduction in Shout time from the Amulet of Talos will be over 100% reduction, and do to the same name, as long as the Fortify Restoration enchantment is on, the Fortify Restoration potion effect will be permanent. Also effects all other armor enchantments as well as a Shine power, if you got one after drinking the Potion.
25:48 "This one took an arrow to the head"
You were almost there Spiffing... you were so close
So close to what? He didn't knee-d any more set-up...
Reanu keeves : strong shouts.
Every shonen mc : Finally! A worthy opponent! Our battle will be legendary!
I've been experimenting with this glitch and came across some interesting effects that have, no doubt, been known by Skyrim players probably since 2012 but is new to me (and works in SE, too). Infinite shouts? Amulets of the divines? How about reducing the confusing process of alchemy stacking through equipping/unequipping menu navigation? You can make a bunch of cheap gold rings, enchant them with fortify alchemy, and stack the fortification this way like you can with Amulets of Talos. Then, obviously, you create massively powerful potions of fortify enchanting and then, obviously, you make a powerful ring of Alchemy. A one ring to rule them all, so to say. The best part? The game gets super confused, and if the rings are in a stack you can equip more than what you have on your person.
It gets even better, though. Because while you are equipping in werewolf form, these items are absolutely NOT mutually exclusive. If you want to equip 69 of each amulet of the divines, multiple fortify carry weight rings that makes you stronger than fifty Hulk Hogans, your One Ring of Alchemy you made earlier, you can do that. It just works!
i’m so glad you commented this because i came to this video to learn this glitch and try it with a fortify alchemy anything to skip the long restoration process. many thanks.
So he really is...breathtaking.
No, i wont see myself out.
Please don't
Breathgiving
Konnen 73 fear not, Reanu Keeves will show you out.
Actually, be scared as Hell.
I have watched so many Spiffing Brits videos that i have mastered the Spiff voice and sometimes i just slip into it
I have also made a locked chest for my lovely Yorkshire tea
Protect the Yorkshire tea so we can all be like Reanu Keeves.
But have you ever visited spiffhub
I think the cause is the tea
0:02 and they said I was crazy when I saw a bird-man in skyrim.
You are crazy.
Their was nothing there.
@@dominiclarratt9968 *Reanu sending a guard flying with just his omnipotent vocal chords*
Le Dominic: Must have been the wind
Crazy? I was crazy Once I locked in a room a rubber room with rubber rats and rats? I hate rats they make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy Once I locked in a room a rubber room with rubber rats and rats? I hate rats they make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy Once I locked in a room a rubber room with rubber rats and rats? I hate rats they make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy Once I locked in a room a rubber room with rubber rats and rats? I hate rats they make me crazy.
9:54 im like 75% sure that im giving todd a bit too much credit here, but that door being built like that could show the enemy's incompetence and lack of wealth.
Nice to see Reanu Keeves is still adventuring around out there. And I'm betting he's going to equip five Amulets of Talos at once for that Shout boost!
Hmmmm I think you right
Kevbo2040 its actually easier to use a superpowered fortify restoration potion and then equip the amulet of Talos ;)
@@M0D776 I thought that was patched?
@@ararepotato1420 Patched?
You do know what this game is and WHO made it?
That chest piece almost makes you as strong as the queen.
Almost.
Spiffing brit: "in order to do a shout only build you're going to need to know a few exploits"
Mitten squad: hold my beer
Ymfah: hold my bucket
@@bitingapotato3277 this is a bucket
@@alextheperson9719 dear god..
@@alextheperson9719 it’s too mighty
Too bad you can’t run out them in Spira mana take down or a power bomb that would be so funny LOL
This guy is hilarious 😂. The mighty Todd Howard would be pleased if he weren't so displeased.
Guards would love that excuse, I didn't kill him, the ground did. All I did was shout at him.
I pledge my life and aleigence to Yorkshire tea, the queen, spiffCO and Reanu-San
Hey spiff, I've been wondering: is the dark souls series perfectly balanced? I would love it if you show us just how balanced can it get
Oh heck yes! Spiff please do it!
Bring back buffing boss weapons!
Tumblebuff chaos zwei.
Brit: -If You need some help, give us a shout!
Me: Fus Ro Da!!!
WE'LL
BE
RIGHT
BACK
Finally, someone brings comedy back to Skyrim videos. Bless you.
I do hereby swear fealty to Reanu Keeves, to serve him with undying loyalty until the end of days.
until he fus you accidentally
Kevin Vannord walks into the Room.
Tod: "Apparently our games are buggy, the internet said so, so it's true"
Everyone playing Skyrim:
0:31 its not a stack overflow error, its just an integer overflow error. Stack overflow occurs when you calls a function too many times
Reanu keeves is actually the one that created gods using his big bang level shouts, he's a dragonborn that came BEFORE akatosh, he is the ultimate lifeform. He is reanu keeves, drinker of tea, destroyer of cities, reaper of souls, creator of gods, the one who goes against the todd
Spiff: Blows a guy of of the stairs in whiterun in the first 10 seconds.
Me: Me Too.
Any Game: *Exists*
Reanu Keeves: "Are you challenging me?"
I like to think that the gate being locked represented a brute of a bandit who raided the cave once and broke off the side of the gate became he couldn't pick the lock. So instead of being pathetic at defense, the spellswords didn't even realized the gate was locked because they just walked around it.
Spiffing brit: "I can endlessly shout people into a corner and dash around the overworld this is so broken"
Slow time, storm call, ice form, call odhaving, call hero of sovngarde, summon Durnaveir, soul tear, animal allegiance, all stackable with twin souls perk: "allow us to introduce ourselves"
Dont forget Marked for Death, which permanently reduces a character's armor and even takes it into the negatives, allowing you to kill anyone in a single hit.
@@dylaxiusmccoy he already kills everyone in a single hit marked for death is useless. i don't mean just for him anyone with half a brain can end up 1 hitting everything in skyrim without marked for death its full blown a useless shout. the only reason i could see using it is for role playing aside from that it's like a c- shout. not to mention most enemy's (all non human) in skyrim don't even have an armor value mark for death is useless for the same reason maces are useless
I also forgot Bend will so you can actually add a third dragon or enemy character to your army you can summon at will
@@davidirvine7238 if you don't play on modes less than adept whilst not cheating (exploits), you won't one shot a few enemies actually. Marked for death CAN be stacked on enemies with armor (the ones harder to one shot anyway) to produce negative armor stats.
David Irvine well you obviously don’t play legendary 😂
19:06 maxed fortify barter enchantments let you buy items for their base value and sell them for the same value.
For example, an ebony mace has a value of 1000 gold. Buying one from a merchant (without any enchantments or perks) would cost more than that (like 1250 or something -- I don't know) and selling one would only get you ~900 gold.
But, with a fortify barter enchantment at 100% or more, you would only pay 1000 gold for that ebony mace and/or sell it for its full price of 1000 gold.
I thought that buying reached 105% and selling was only 100% of value so you're still losing money?
only Todd Howard himself is more powerful than Reanu Keeves, and the only reason he is, is that he has the godly power of creating worlds that Reanu Keeves can't simply snap out of existence.
The barrel is a slow method of getting to the chest. What I do, is whirlwind sprint onto Jorvasskr, then whirlwind sprint over to the roof awning on the wall, then simply walk off the edge out of bounds
Spiffing vs. Skyrim, perfect entertainment, I need my tea.
The children are more powerful than reanu keeves. They just don’t use their power.
thats the reason why there are no paedophile in skyrim
That's true
Raghav Kapuria and why you can’t kill them
Except with mods then he is unstoppable
Just don't let Reanu hear you say that
The thalmor are not going to pleased when they find not only one amulet of talos in my inventory, but six! They’ll never know though, cause they’ll be halfway up a mountain if they ask questions 😂😂
One does not simply ask Reanu Keeves questions
You couldn't get the dragon souls from the dragons since you also have to finish the quest where you defeat the dragon attacking Whiterun.
12:00 Farkas pulls a lever to let you out, so there was something that allowed you to leave.
100% Shout Only Build
Okay so basically this man is becoming Morgz inside of Skyrim.
Not basicly he is literally reanu Morgz keeves
*ANCIENT WORDS LEARNED*
_IT JUST WORKS_
Convinces people to buy your game
if he’s sitting on the grindstone, you can sell to him while underneath the forge and if you wait 24 hours, his inventory resets. no need to leave and re-enter
Can I get a extra teabag in the rations my whole family has contracted bone break fever 🤒
☕☕☕☕☕☕☕
*theres no tea emoji just pretend its tea*
The part when crowding them at the doorway I thought of Dragon Ball Z when Tien Shinhan used his Neo Tri-Beam to push Cell back into the earth again and again.
"This is the last cool thing I'll ever do. There is no joke"
Didn’t Tien die from using his Neo Tri-Beam too often?
It would be fun to watch Reanu Keeves play through the entirety of Skyrim's main story line with exploits.