Spiff you claim that Reanu Keeves is the most powerful being in the universe but imagine how powerful he would be if he had but a sip of Yorkshire gold
26:38 imagine being a random PC traversing skyrim and you look to the left to see this , a mad lad running around giving dragons excruciatingly painful paper cuts with a knife barely the size of one of your fingers.
Crossbows are much better versus most enemies in the game...so I'm gonna have to say to add Dawnguard rather than it just being vanilla. The Enhanced Dwarven Crossbow is just stupid...especially if you are prone to using your archery from very far away (far enough away that the noise factor of xbows doesn't matter).
That was my thought: "You're talking about a Bethesda game right? Where ranged stealth always makes the endgame a joke?" I mean I did a Fallout 4 run recently and found an instigating gauss rifle. I stuck a silencer on it and named it "I Win."
He wishes they would sponsor him (in many jokes), but, he already fulfils the same purpose even when he isn't, as he literally advertises Yorkshire Tea in every episode.
Me: oh I recognize that area- Spif: you might immediately recognize this area and if you do then Jesus Christ you’ve played way to much of this game Me:…damn…done me dirty spif, done did me dirty
I literally said out loud "Of course I recognize this area, that's where you kill Commander Maro in the Dark Brotherhood questli- Jesus Christ I HAVE played way too much of this game"
unfortunately, that perk only works with poisons. however, if he made a poison (that doesn't kill the imbiber) that also has the resist fire buff, it would work. However, magic/elemental damage has a hard 80% damage reduction cap in skyrim, so they would still take a couple million fire damage.
Unless I'm remembering wrong you can't use potions, luckily you can make a poison that does the trick without killing the victim with: Berit's Ashes+Bone Meal, giving us a (damage stamina, fortify conjuration, ravage stamina, resist fire) poison.
@@hoodiegal 85% if you adding (50%+50%=85%), but if you use one effect, then it can go above (86%+50%=86%), and (100%=100%) Old vampire had 100% cold resist, and it worked.
"if you recognize this place you've probably played far too much of this game" I knew where you were getting the knife before I even clicked the video, so yeah, you're god damn right I have.
I see you have taken the name of famous cumposer Sugma Boltzak, wonderful man, did you know he`s the one behind "OOOOOH`d to Joi" and hit television series "I laugh which means it`s funny"? Such a creative talent..
SpiffBrit "there are only, like, 5 knives in the whole of Skyrim." Me "Yeah I know, you can just find an easy one in Solitude." SpiffBrit "Let's go take one in Solitude." Me *thinking for a solid minute* "what have I done with my life that I must know Skyrim butterknifes locations and remain single forever?"
What if you live in the Arctic the the knife would be room temperature which would most likely be below 10* so it would burn things that it’s next to if it was 10*
Probably because if you felt a knife that hot it would send your nerve endings into shock and kill them, thus why u would feel cold similar if you ever had a leg fall asleep and get cold and numb
4:34 "You might recognize this immediately and if you do Jesus Christ you've probably played far too much of this game" That was not called for and you're absolutely right I have.
12:50 For some reason the prising of enchanted items overflow *SUPER* quickly in Skyrim. You don't even need to use any exploits to reach a level in enchanting where the prices start going backwards.
At this point, I'm waiting for a sort of "Skyrim Megamind" video, where the goal is to instead empower an NPC or enemy to the point where they can actually inflict some sort of damage to Reanu Keeves. I'm pretty sure that if you reverse-pickpocket equipment onto NPCs, they'll actually equip it if it's better than what they've got, so you could probably give them a piece of enchanted gear that would give them a ton of HP, and then they'd survive being given poisons with stat-boosting side-effects. Then it becomes a balancing act to see just how many magical steroids you can pump them up with before their boosted HP can't take it anymore, and see if it's finally enough to scratch our hero.
I ran into the Goat of the east empire warehouse too. I'm pretty sure it's there to show a stealth route to follow a certain dark elf during a thiefsguild quest.
next time you trigger a BSOD, if you look at it and say "Reanu Keeves" 9 times, he will appear behind you and split you from your groin to your gullet with the 1000 degree knife. try it i dare you
The fire is doing damage, but the little secret is that hp regen is based on your total hp, 100 hp is basically 0.5hp regen every second, so 2 million hp is around 1 thousand hp rengen every second Meaning in order to see a small dent on your healthbar you need to take over 1 thousand dps non stop
The only danger of having such powerful enchanted items is the possibility that someone could steal them from you. Luckily in this game only the player can use pickpocketing.
That's why I make sure to never EVER use stolen items to make my God gear, I don't want a random guard to claim my godlike powers because I got bored and decided to let myself be arrested.
@@themonsterunderyourbed.7620 some stolen items like ingredients can still be used to make said God tier gear. I think unenchanted weapons can also be renamed once enchanted, if I recall that also gets rid of stolen status. I could be wrong about that last part. I havent played in years
@@themonsterunderyourbed.7620 it might have been smithing upgrades to it as well. Its been so long since I played, it's just one of those bugs like adding a fortify restoration potion when you do alchemy smithing or enchanting to massively boost it. Its an easy system to exploit lol
Every time there is a moment where someone “for a brief second, this person was technically (insert effect here), but then immediately dies” just has me laughing way harder than i should. Just the thought of some random NPC technically being the richest man alive for only but a second just has me in stitches. Happened on another video too where for but a brief moment, you were technically the most powerful sorcerer the world has ever known, only to succumb immediately to insane lethal poison. 😂😂 has me laughing so hard I’m crying
the issue with the 100* knife being worth "less" is actually skyrim's limitation of enchanted/smith'd being limited to a 3 digit number, if you go to a shop, it'll be around 3k rather than 500
If your open for modding I recommend the mage build. The Apocalypse spells mod is amazing and adds a bunch of new spells. (also ordinator is great for a casual run-through, it helps with many RPG elements of the game with just modifying the perk system). Otherwise, go for the archer build I feel like just playing it makes it OP but it'll be cool to see how you do it.
Oh man, I made a knife named "Stabby" that does 122,000,000 damage, and a chest plate that gives either 5,000,000 or 3,000,000,000 health. Thanks for making these wonderful and inspiring me to get Skyrim again and have to a blast, Spiffer.
@@mandowarrior123 At least from a gameplay perspective we would receive the high value item, then the perk would trigger and the poison would kill him. However the difference is a matter of a blink of an eye, so I wouldn't say you are wrong.
Video Game Exploits: Exists Spiff: "It's a 100% developer approved way of playing the game . . . just creative use of some in-game mechanics is all." Also, I'ma vote for B, Mage Reanu Keeves. Let's see whatcha got. Enchanted armor to give Keanu virtually infinite magicka like his current health? -or to make all spells cost zero magicka? Maybe some alchemy to craft potions to make destruction spells do basically infinite damage so that even the weakest beginner mage spells like Flames 1-shot everything? Make sure to at least get Fireball for ranged sniping, explosiony goodness.
If Bethesda gave so much as a gnat's shit about the quality of their games, they would've done more than nothing to fix them with the subsequent thousand re-releases/time in general for patches. So as far as I'm concerned, "'It's a 100% developer approved way of playing the game'" is 100% accurate.
@@TheTaintedWisdom I agree. the comment was more of a meme of Spiff and how he enjoys showcasing video game exploits for our entertainment in such a nonchalant manner. And boy do we ever eat it up.
A challenge for you: i've played over 1k hours in Dark Crusade (Dawn of War), and it actually does seem perfectly ballanced. The only exploit I've found is with the NoLimit mod, which then allows you to spam Ethereals as the T'au, each Ethereal gives a %bonus to all stats of ALL THINGS and it can be stacked up to 48 times in my testing, making basic infantry be like ICBMs. But can you find any exploits? I'd love to see it if you can!
I think it's patched in the steam version, but in my original disc version I would just spam warriors and immortals as Necrons and suicide them in the enemy base, then eventually teleport my lord in with a ressurrection orb, which easily gave you 80/20 unit cap. Clever use of game mechanics or an exploit? If it's fixed in the steam version I guess it's the latter.
There's some fun to be had with fortify mage class potions. Ie fortify destruction, conjuration...ect. The fire shield spell will turn you into a walking H-bomb. The dragon shouts are all governed by mage classes too. You can break them as well with potions of ridiculousness. Love the videos! Keep it up!
If you're looking for some more *totally Bethesda intended* mechanics: you can use the broken crafting system to improve your alchemy/potion strength, and then make a poison of paralysis that lasts for approximately _10 IRL years._ If you use this poison on any essential character, you will have effectively killed them.
Mage build: What I like to do when I play skyrim is go full destruction magic+enchanting+smithing basically I make it so the cost of destruction spells is reduced by at least a 100%, slap that enchantment on a deadric armor cranck the difficulty all the way up and I let the spam wars begin
It's kind of the only option as mages, since the damage of spells do not scale with stats, unlike every other options, so after a while, enemies have so much health that the best way of taking them out is to stun-lock them permanently with infinite dual casts.
*Me, seeing this video in my recommendations:* "Damnit internet. Breaking Skyrim is less like smashing a pristine glass window and more like knocking over a pile of legos!" *The internet:* "We'll stop beating this dead horse when it stops trying to climb a mountain!"
Sat watching the fight with the frost dragon laughing uncontrollably with tears in my eyes. It's been a long time since I've found anything that funny!
In skyrim I had an axe in one hand that could paralyze someone for 5 days (it was an enchantment) in one hand and a dagger that absorbed peoples health
There are more Knives and Forks then that. There are 3 Knives and 3 Forks in the Ruins of Castle Volkihar. Also a number of others scattered across Solsthiem that respawn. Then a few other locations that I can't think of.
14:42 “It should be enough to kick the game into realizing just how powerful we really are...bam! That’s more like it. Items are enchanted thirty thousand percent stronger” I don’t even think Spiffing Brit (or maybe he did lol) realized how powerful Rianu Keeves was because that potion was 307,045% stronger, or three hundred thousand percent stronger. Thank you for the great videos!
Funny enough in had a char that could just walk in fire and not give a fuck dragons were of no concern i was immune to all forms of base game magic my char was basically the end all be all jack of all trades
I'm new to your channel, and I have to say you're amazing! And like you I have to have a cup of Yorkshire tea every day🙂☕anyway thank you for making my day and more importantly smile😊🎩have a spiffingly wonderful happy weekend😎✌🏻
@@yellakush4206 Yeah those Xboxes are insane, can you believe that it's not only the most cutting edge decade old technology in there, but it's also so well designed that it will break just in time for the next console "update"
It would be incredibly awesome to see what you just did to the elder dragons in a medley of massive boss brawls. Bring whichever one of your friends you like to the party that
Lol, you don't even know. Free spells. You can legendary illusion over and over with Harmony and make yourself level 200. Unlimited Kamehameha. Free heals. With 100 enchanting and alchemy, you could make a 100% reduction enchantment for every school of magic, and have room for 3 other combat enchantments on your rings, then 2 boot and 2 gauntlet enchantments that are empty to use as you please as well. I call it my god armor.
Well with the resto-loop method you can have UNLIMITED POWER...... I mean unlimited magic or instant magic regen or crazy high magic resistance but iirc there is sadly nothing you can really do to boost the damage output of magic.
Archery is funny to break, actually. There's Stealth Archery, there's Enchanted Archery (akin to what you did with the knife), and Magick Archery. I.E. Summoned Bow. Best of luck~
Legend says, this universe (as well as several others) will cease to exist when Reanu accidentally punches himself. Reanu, naturally, will survive the event.
I remember discovering my first exploit years back in 2011, i realised i could enchant 4 items with reduce destruction by 25% giving me 100% reduced destruction cost, i then equipped the fire spell taped down the trigger on my controller and blasted the immortal shadowmaere with fire for 2 hours bringing my destruction from 20 to 100, the rest of the game was just me running arround with the ka me ha lighting bolt spell blasting the population of skyrim back to oblivion, good times!
The fire part reminded me of non exploit Dragon slayer build. I heavy armor packed with fire and ice resistance, lightly buffed, as a dark elf and like I took damage, but it wasn't much
22:35 What? I used this loop to make a fortify smithing potion and got my bow up to like 500 000 000 damage or something. It was so high that it couldnt be displayed in my inventory, i had to drop it on the ground and then when i looked at it it would show the damage
He said fortify archery potions, not fortify smithing potions being used to make a higher damage bow. Fortify Archery potions reach a point where they hurt the damage instead of increasing it.
Spiff: 1 hit archer or mage build?
Everyone: Yes.
Yes yes do that a one hit mage archer.
@@michaelrevels3572 Soul Arrow! Wait... that's Dark Souls... D:
Mage build for me. I already made a one-shot archer build :3
@@KainaX122 you should tell him how :o
So 1 hit archer with bound bow?
Should have dropped the potion of resist fire in someone's pocket to make them drink it then seen if the 1000° knife could still kill them.
That was my 1st thought when he made it
r/woooosh The resistance cap is 80%.
Why don't you have some sort of global prize in science for this suggestion? The world just isn't fair is it. *Pats your head comfortingly*
Or drop the Thousand Degree knife in a guard's inventory and take away his weapons. See if Reano Keeves can stand up to his own weapons
That potion negates more than 100% of fire damage. 3 damage would be dealt with knifes natural edge, fire damage would completely be resisted.
Spiff you claim that Reanu Keeves is the most powerful being in the universe but imagine how powerful he would be if he had but a sip of Yorkshire gold
geez he would absolutely destroy the very fabric of space and time continuum If that was the case xD
Reanu would break out of the game and so Spiff is doing his best not to give Reanu even one pack
If he was working with Reanu he would give him Yorkshire gold.
We're all going to die
Hehe, I'm in danger
26:38 imagine being a random PC traversing skyrim and you look to the left to see this , a mad lad running around giving dragons excruciatingly painful paper cuts with a knife barely the size of one of your fingers.
😂😂
ah yes a random pc in Skyrim lol
@@albertomeda9944 The PCs must be a new update for Skyrim. Good for them updating an old game
@@randomtinypotatocried im guessing the PCs replaced the npcs as i cant find those anymore
Damn Skyrim got the PC update? Wicked
Finding an exploit in Skyrim is like finding a needle in a needle stack.
adam goessl A very big needle like one of those scary deneist needles that they put into your gums and it hurts like hell
Finding an exploit in Skyrim is actualy like trying not to stub your toe on the table in the living room
Ragna The Blood Edge But the Toe is the size of the floor
Watch Dogs would like to know your location
@@dankcatsmemes9219 those don't hurt, im not trying to sounds like a like the tough kid in 1st grade but those... don't hurt
"You might recognise this immediately," - Yes.
"and if you do, Jesus Christ you've probably played far too much of this game..." - Also yes.
Oh I have played so much Skyrim that I just started playing Morrowind and Oblivion and the magic is so exploitable.
Positive.
Yes
How much time have you put into the game?
Yes
Edit: Toycat is also yes
I feel personally attacked. And yep, he's right
Archery increasing unarmed damage isn't strange. Bowstrings are really hard to pull.
Ghostbusters Reanu Keeves Edition:
Gozer: Are you a god?
Reanu: Yes
Gozer: How!?
Reanu: Yorkshire Tea
hmm
Gozer: oh.....ohhhhh, this was a horrible idea wasn't it?
Reanu: yes, yes it was.
Oh god i see this being a short movie
He answered right😂
"make Archery a viable skill set"
*laughs in vanilla stealth archer*
@jebi ga Apparently there are such things as "Warrior Builds".
Crouchwalks everywhere with bow drawn, looking for people to snipe.
Crossbows are much better versus most enemies in the game...so I'm gonna have to say to add Dawnguard rather than it just being vanilla. The Enhanced Dwarven Crossbow is just stupid...especially if you are prone to using your archery from very far away (far enough away that the noise factor of xbows doesn't matter).
That was my thought: "You're talking about a Bethesda game right? Where ranged stealth always makes the endgame a joke?" I mean I did a Fallout 4 run recently and found an instigating gauss rifle. I stuck a silencer on it and named it "I Win."
I like to use stealth daggers range means nothing when you can sneak up behind everything and 30x damage with two good daggers means nothing survives
Has Yorkshire tea ever reached out to Spiff? He's probably their no.1 advertiser at this point.
Yes. They gave him spiffco branded Yorkshire tea once, it wasn’t mass produced but it happened
well, they talked with spiff on twitter, so they did contact him, i found out about it through luke from ltt also joining into the conversation...
Yeah on Twitter I think
He wishes they would sponsor him (in many jokes), but, he already fulfils the same purpose even when he isn't, as he literally advertises Yorkshire Tea in every episode.
They gave him a box of "Spiffing Tea".
"Get off that, Farengar, you're just making garbage. I know what I'm making, I'm making TRUE SCIENCE."
Me: oh I recognize that area-
Spif: you might immediately recognize this area and if you do then Jesus Christ you’ve played way to much of this game
Me:…damn…done me dirty spif, done did me dirty
I literally said out loud "Of course I recognize this area, that's where you kill Commander Maro in the Dark Brotherhood questli- Jesus Christ I HAVE played way too much of this game"
It's such an iconic location. If you've played a couple hours you should recognize it
I was like well yep that checks out *glances at my +1900 hours in skyrim on steam*
@@Lunar_Loki Damn. I thought me having 200 something was insane
same here there is a quest here for putting out a lighthouse that I have done and a quest from the theives guild
You should try this: put the fire-resist potion into someone’s pocket and then use the 1000 degree knife.
unfortunately, that perk only works with poisons. however, if he made a poison (that doesn't kill the imbiber) that also has the resist fire buff, it would work. However, magic/elemental damage has a hard 80% damage reduction cap in skyrim, so they would still take a couple million fire damage.
Unless I'm remembering wrong you can't use potions, luckily you can make a poison that does the trick without killing the victim with: Berit's Ashes+Bone Meal, giving us a (damage stamina, fortify conjuration, ravage stamina, resist fire) poison.
Yes. Yes. Do it. Yes
@@hoodiegal 85% if you adding
(50%+50%=85%), but if you use one effect, then it can go above (86%+50%=86%), and (100%=100%)
Old vampire had 100% cold resist, and it worked.
Spiff: **quicksave**
NPC: Were all gonna die!
NPCs: we're in danger!!
Somethings wrong I can feel it
*We're
@@doot609 Youve just killed my vibe Thats wiggity-wack yo
"We're going to need more dragons" was the point where I finally lost it.
yeah right xDDD
The price difference comes from the knife's toasting capabilities the 10* knife makes em crispy, the 100* just burns em.
A 10* knife is cold i doubt it could make toast.
and the 1000 degree completely evaporates it :D
why would 10 degrees of any system make anything toasty? son what school you go to?
WHAT? 10* knife can make something crispy? Lul
"if you recognize this place you've probably played far too much of this game"
I knew where you were getting the knife before I even clicked the video, so yeah, you're god damn right I have.
Sugma Bolzack me too
There are at least 2 places
I see you have taken the name of famous cumposer Sugma Boltzak, wonderful man, did you know he`s the one behind "OOOOOH`d to Joi" and hit television series "I laugh which means it`s funny"?
Such a creative talent..
A Frog it was a tragedy that he was murdered in broad daylight by Sauqon Madik
I thought he was going for the one near high hrothgar
SpiffBrit "there are only, like, 5 knives in the whole of Skyrim."
Me "Yeah I know, you can just find an easy one in Solitude."
SpiffBrit "Let's go take one in Solitude."
Me *thinking for a solid minute* "what have I done with my life that I must know Skyrim butterknifes locations and remain single forever?"
I always took the High Hrothgar one. I feel so stupid now...
What about the forks though?
@@lilmancc35 there's also one in Solitude.
@@lilmancc35 why settle for a common fork when you can have Ysgramor's soup spoon
?
@@MadAtreides1 bold of you to assume that Ysgramor didnt use wuuthrad to eat his elven tears soup
Just putting it out there that a 10* knife would feel considerably colder than your average knife (edit: 10*C)
yeah, the 20 points of damage comes from frostbite, which feels a lot like burning
It’s about 50 degrees Fahrenheit
What if you live in the Arctic the the knife would be room temperature which would most likely be below 10* so it would burn things that it’s next to if it was 10*
Probably because if you felt a knife that hot it would send your nerve endings into shock and kill them, thus why u would feel cold similar if you ever had a leg fall asleep and get cold and numb
It could be celsius.
Spiff: Jesus Christ you’ve probably played far too much of this game.
Me with 5000 hours of gameplay: oh shit how did you know!
Deathwargon666 Bloodmoon999 Me who has done the thieves guild three times: oh shit not really
@@falros7402 Did you also became the guild master 3 times?
also have 5k .... we can hi five ?
I have 7891 hours
... You guys have problems...
"Now watches as our character phases into the Shadow Realm and hopefully we'll be one step closer to Solitude." kills me everytime.
"This is just downright silly" kills me. Best quote.
Pretty much anytime he addresses Todd Howard gets me going.
"Todd, respond to me!"
"Just allow me to cheese the systems, please Todd!"
So, instead of testing that fire resist potion on a villager to see if he can withstand your knife. Which would’ve been the ultimate test of course...
you can only plant poisons on people, not potions
ah shit, you sir are a genius, i wish he did that
@@charlottebiscuit4133 He could have added a negative effect to it
charlotte biscuit he could’ve added a negative effect to it, such as magicka/stamina damage, making it a poison, which would have the npc consume it
@@charlottebiscuit4133 paralyze and fire resist, that way they cant run from science
Love the fact that 10° knife costs 545 gold, but 100° one costs only 361 gold.
Balanced as they should be
24:18 Looks like the ebony shield of fire suppression was pretty useless.
Lmao
Spiffing Brit: "A or B for the next video?"
Me: "Yes."
4:34
"You might recognize this immediately and if you do Jesus Christ you've probably played far too much of this game"
That was not called for and you're absolutely right I have.
Syndean attacked
12:50 For some reason the prising of enchanted items overflow *SUPER* quickly in Skyrim. You don't even need to use any exploits to reach a level in enchanting where the prices start going backwards.
I wonder how he would go on the legendary difficulty, would a dragon be able to withstand the butterknife of death
I think some creatures are fire immune.
At this point, I'm waiting for a sort of "Skyrim Megamind" video, where the goal is to instead empower an NPC or enemy to the point where they can actually inflict some sort of damage to Reanu Keeves. I'm pretty sure that if you reverse-pickpocket equipment onto NPCs, they'll actually equip it if it's better than what they've got, so you could probably give them a piece of enchanted gear that would give them a ton of HP, and then they'd survive being given poisons with stat-boosting side-effects. Then it becomes a balancing act to see just how many magical steroids you can pump them up with before their boosted HP can't take it anymore, and see if it's finally enough to scratch our hero.
Kurtis Haren Yes
This definitely is exactly what I was thinking! I would love to see a battle between Reanu Keeves and Seveek Unaer
Dev: As a developer, I just gotta say... we never saw this coming...
For real?!
Leander I haven't programed that path yet
I ran into the Goat of the east empire warehouse too. I'm pretty sure it's there to show a stealth route to follow a certain dark elf during a thiefsguild quest.
Doctor: Reanu Keeves isn't real, he can't hurt you
Reanu Keeves:
next time you trigger a BSOD, if you look at it and say "Reanu Keeves" 9 times, he will appear behind you and split you from your groin to your gullet with the 1000 degree knife.
try it
i dare you
@@Femaiden Okay.. Feelin alright today, buddy?
Reanu Keeves: "That wasn't *particularly fantastic* of you."
*pulls out seemingly innocuous butter knife*
negative value detected in originality points
The fire is doing damage, but the little secret is that hp regen is based on your total hp, 100 hp is basically 0.5hp regen every second, so 2 million hp is around 1 thousand hp rengen every second
Meaning in order to see a small dent on your healthbar you need to take over 1 thousand dps non stop
Thats like not doing any damage with extra steps
18:09 A man has fallen into the water in Whiterun
HEY!!
I mean, have you seen the skelleton in the water? its not the first person wh-
Literally about to say that xd
@Marek Tužák build the -helicopter- cliff racer!
HEY!
The only danger of having such powerful enchanted items is the possibility that someone could steal them from you.
Luckily in this game only the player can use pickpocketing.
That's why I make sure to never EVER use stolen items to make my God gear, I don't want a random guard to claim my godlike powers because I got bored and decided to let myself be arrested.
@@themonsterunderyourbed.7620 some stolen items like ingredients can still be used to make said God tier gear. I think unenchanted weapons can also be renamed once enchanted, if I recall that also gets rid of stolen status. I could be wrong about that last part. I havent played in years
@@careless3241 I know that ingredients could, but I'm not sure if naming enchanted gear changes it, better safe than sorry anyway.
@@themonsterunderyourbed.7620 it might have been smithing upgrades to it as well. Its been so long since I played, it's just one of those bugs like adding a fortify restoration potion when you do alchemy smithing or enchanting to massively boost it. Its an easy system to exploit lol
Reanu the mage! I can't wait to see his adventurous exploits.
Todd Howard: There is a 0% chance of placing the potion.
Spiffing: So your saying there's a chance!
*without being spotted
20:50, “ I need to let my owner dismount, only then can I commit die” 😂
Every time there is a moment where someone “for a brief second, this person was technically (insert effect here), but then immediately dies” just has me laughing way harder than i should. Just the thought of some random NPC technically being the richest man alive for only but a second just has me in stitches. Happened on another video too where for but a brief moment, you were technically the most powerful sorcerer the world has ever known, only to succumb immediately to insane lethal poison. 😂😂 has me laughing so hard I’m crying
the issue with the 100* knife being worth "less" is actually skyrim's limitation of enchanted/smith'd being limited to a 3 digit number, if you go to a shop, it'll be around 3k rather than 500
"Have we taken Skyrim too far?"
You haven't taken it far ENOUGH.
MXR say's no.
If it's not crashing, it's not far enough. If it does, it's still not far enough
Remember guys.
*It Just Works.*
Slaves, they just work.
B- Mage Reanu! You can just improve a bow while using a potion of smithing or whatever and 1-hit everything. I hope Reanu can Make Magic Great Again!
If your open for modding I recommend the mage build. The Apocalypse spells mod is amazing and adds a bunch of new spells. (also ordinator is great for a casual run-through, it helps with many RPG elements of the game with just modifying the perk system).
Otherwise, go for the archer build I feel like just playing it makes it OP but it'll be cool to see how you do it.
Spiff: Does Anything.
NPCs: *Sweating And Crying.*
18:36 The key there was you said STAMINA damage. 0 stamina doesn't kill you, it just means you can't run or power attack
It also made him an amazing Enchanter
"We ONLY had about a hundred thousand subs" - Never have I met a man more humble than you …
Oh man, I made a knife named "Stabby" that does 122,000,000 damage, and a chest plate that gives either 5,000,000 or 3,000,000,000 health. Thanks for making these wonderful and inspiring me to get Skyrim again and have to a blast, Spiffer.
Spiff: "Hey guard, let me make you the richest man!"
Guard: "You'll make me the richest man alive?"
Spiff: "Just the richest man."
Well...he was alive for the brief moment he was rich.
@@insaincaldo i'm not sure he was, at the moment he is rich he is both alive and dead at the same time.
@@mandowarrior123 At least from a gameplay perspective we would receive the high value item, then the perk would trigger and the poison would kill him. However the difference is a matter of a blink of an eye, so I wouldn't say you are wrong.
Video Game Exploits: Exists
Spiff: "It's a 100% developer approved way of playing the game . . . just creative use of some in-game mechanics is all."
Also, I'ma vote for B, Mage Reanu Keeves. Let's see whatcha got.
Enchanted armor to give Keanu virtually infinite magicka like his current health? -or to make all spells cost zero magicka? Maybe some alchemy to craft potions to make destruction spells do basically infinite damage so that even the weakest beginner mage spells like Flames 1-shot everything? Make sure to at least get Fireball for ranged sniping, explosiony goodness.
If Bethesda gave so much as a gnat's shit about the quality of their games, they would've done more than nothing to fix them with the subsequent thousand re-releases/time in general for patches. So as far as I'm concerned, "'It's a 100% developer approved way of playing the game'" is 100% accurate.
@@TheTaintedWisdom I agree. the comment was more of a meme of Spiff and how he enjoys showcasing video game exploits for our entertainment in such a nonchalant manner. And boy do we ever eat it up.
21:29 "900% of fire damage"
*tooltip says NINE HUNDRED THOUSAND PERCENT of fire damage*
Man these videos are so good how did I not find this magnificent channel before
I choose ‘C.’ Both Reanu Keeves with a totally balanced bow and reanu keeves with a totally balanced magic setup.
A challenge for you: i've played over 1k hours in Dark Crusade (Dawn of War), and it actually does seem perfectly ballanced. The only exploit I've found is with the NoLimit mod, which then allows you to spam Ethereals as the T'au, each Ethereal gives a %bonus to all stats of ALL THINGS and it can be stacked up to 48 times in my testing, making basic infantry be like ICBMs. But can you find any exploits? I'd love to see it if you can!
I would love to see some Dawn of War exploits. Fantastic game.
@@WarmishTextbook it is indeed. CnC, AoE, and Dawn Of War are like a holy trinity of RTS series. 🙂
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I think it's patched in the steam version, but in my original disc version I would just spam warriors and immortals as Necrons and suicide them in the enemy base, then eventually teleport my lord in with a ressurrection orb, which easily gave you 80/20 unit cap. Clever use of game mechanics or an exploit? If it's fixed in the steam version I guess it's the latter.
By the Canoptec Spyder you are able to get free Immortal and Flayed One squads with deleting Necron Warrior squad for 0 Energy
13:38 "Get off Farengar. You're just making garbage"
I died
There's some fun to be had with fortify mage class potions. Ie fortify destruction, conjuration...ect. The fire shield spell will turn you into a walking H-bomb. The dragon shouts are all governed by mage classes too. You can break them as well with potions of ridiculousness. Love the videos! Keep it up!
If you're looking for some more *totally Bethesda intended* mechanics: you can use the broken crafting system to improve your alchemy/potion strength, and then make a poison of paralysis that lasts for approximately _10 IRL years._ If you use this poison on any essential character, you will have effectively killed them.
Gisli is going night night.
No, otacon, i didn't kill them, they just can't move!
< S+ Rank, BIG BOSS >
So that'd be what... 200 ingame years? Thanks Todd.
I did this with a bow, spawned quite the amusing comment chain on reddit debating if my bow is worth more than the entire province of skyrim
"I call this one 'going to the cloud district'!"
Mage build:
What I like to do when I play skyrim is go full destruction magic+enchanting+smithing basically I make it so the cost of destruction spells is reduced by at least a 100%, slap that enchantment on a deadric armor cranck the difficulty all the way up and I let the spam wars begin
It's kind of the only option as mages, since the damage of spells do not scale with stats, unlike every other options, so after a while, enemies have so much health that the best way of taking them out is to stun-lock them permanently with infinite dual casts.
yep
I'd like to see a mod that allows you to enter a dlc area where all of the enemies are balanced for the restoration loop exploit.
*buys yorkshire tea*
*is blown away*
I see why you love this
The 10* Knife is more valuable because it's actually useful for searing the meat for dinner. The 100* and 1000* Knife; not so much.
But how else will I know how a *RED HOT GLOWING 1000 DEGREE KNIFE VS PBJ SANDWICH* will interact with other objects?
Well, good luck searing at a whopping 10°, Farenheit or Celsius XD
@@NWolfsson Still sets people on fire, so I guess it's Skyrim degrees.
I noticed a lack of pictures of the queen lately on this channel. Do I have to question your loyalty to her majesty?
I don't think I ever laughed so hard from someone playing Skyrim. Thank you lmao. Your Morrowind video was also great.
did you know that if you shoot a reanimate corpse spell at a dragon corpse it causes it to go to space.
*Me, seeing this video in my recommendations:*
"Damnit internet. Breaking Skyrim is less like smashing a pristine glass window and more like knocking over a pile of legos!"
*The internet:*
"We'll stop beating this dead horse when it stops trying to climb a mountain!"
B: Reanu Keeves is destined for wizardry.
YES
Sat watching the fight with the frost dragon laughing uncontrollably with tears in my eyes. It's been a long time since I've found anything that funny!
In skyrim I had an axe in one hand that could paralyze someone for 5 days (it was an enchantment) in one hand and a dagger that absorbed peoples health
"I drink it so it gives me powers." - Spiff
So... Spiff is the source of the power, the tea just interacts with him
Spiff _is_ tea, just in human form.
"Please ignore the dead body behind me"
~*any typical encounter with Spiff 2018-present*
There are more Knives and Forks then that. There are 3 Knives and 3 Forks in the Ruins of Castle Volkihar. Also a number of others scattered across Solsthiem that respawn. Then a few other locations that I can't think of.
14:42 “It should be enough to kick the game into realizing just how powerful we really are...bam! That’s more like it. Items are enchanted thirty thousand percent stronger”
I don’t even think Spiffing Brit (or maybe he did lol) realized how powerful Rianu Keeves was because that potion was 307,045% stronger, or three hundred thousand percent stronger.
Thank you for the great videos!
7:54 Spiff, one of the first things I learned in Skyrim was never question the horses. They do what they please, and their reasons are unknowable.
“900% fire resistance”
I think you mean 900,000%
MrJonyish and he said 30 thousand when it was 300 thousand
Funny enough in had a char that could just walk in fire and not give a fuck dragons were of no concern i was immune to all forms of base game magic my char was basically the end all be all jack of all trades
@@flamingrubys11 i had a char who absorbed all Magic!
Burn a dragon with his own magicka 10/10
I'm new to your channel, and I have to say you're amazing! And like you I have to have a cup of Yorkshire tea every day🙂☕anyway thank you for making my day and more importantly smile😊🎩have a spiffingly wonderful happy weekend😎✌🏻
I drank 2 cups of tea in one Spiff video, that's a new record.
I want to see a tutorial on how to make a proper cup of tea by Spiff.
I can see the title already...
"My tea is perfectly balanced!"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
DON’T FORGET THE SUGAR
Milk last, or Her Maj will come round your house and snap your nipples off x
B: reason being one hit archer is just an overpowered weapon which he has already done, perhaps just with extra bells and whistles.
Please do more of these. I fucking love these. Only thing o would change is the over use of those stock photos of people
Reanu Keeves Owl just arrived. Looks like he is going to Wizard School
B: let Reanu Keeves bring back the magic
Spiff: places poison on courier
Me: Nazeem! Place it on Nazeem!
The only 1000 degree knife challenge worth watching
"this character is a God" -Brit
*Struggles to fight a single vanilla dragon*
Lol
Coffee powered gods easily slay dragons ;-)
HERETIC
Lol
and soda fueled gods wipe out life
Hail dem soda gods
Reanu Keeves: Daedric Prince of Bugs.
Or Daedric Prince of Glitches, just to avoid ambiguity :D
Reanu keeves: daedric prince of glitches
Namira: daedric prince of bugs
PS5: gets announced
Todd Howard: There is Another
Platform for Skyrim
Deadass can’t wait for PS5 graphics with Skyrim
@@xr.3102 Might finally tie with PC.
@@Raven1024 they need to catch up with Xbox first
@@yellakush4206 Yeah those Xboxes are insane, can you believe that it's not only the most cutting edge decade old technology in there, but it's also so well designed that it will break just in time for the next console "update"
It would be incredibly awesome to see what you just did to the elder dragons in a medley of massive boss brawls. Bring whichever one of your friends you like to the party that
*points at deadeic dagger*
“That isn’t a knife”
*pulls out butter knife*
“THIS is a knife”
Mage. Please, I need to see the magic system given the beating it deserves.
Lol, you don't even know. Free spells. You can legendary illusion over and over with Harmony and make yourself level 200. Unlimited Kamehameha. Free heals. With 100 enchanting and alchemy, you could make a 100% reduction enchantment for every school of magic, and have room for 3 other combat enchantments on your rings, then 2 boot and 2 gauntlet enchantments that are empty to use as you please as well. I call it my god armor.
I’d love to see some overpowered magic in Skyrim for once (as opposed to every other build which is thousand times more powerful)
Well with the resto-loop method you can have UNLIMITED POWER...... I mean unlimited magic or instant magic regen or crazy high magic resistance but iirc there is sadly nothing you can really do to boost the damage output of magic.
Archery is funny to break, actually. There's Stealth Archery, there's Enchanted Archery (akin to what you did with the knife), and Magick Archery. I.E. Summoned Bow.
Best of luck~
I found this fork in some Dwemer ruins, and it looks like an actual fork, how I wish I could run around Skyrim wielding a little fork as a weapon.
Legend says, this universe (as well as several others) will cease to exist when Reanu accidentally punches himself. Reanu, naturally, will survive the event.
Reanu Keeves: *Starts to Power up*
Spiff: "What does the scouter say!?"
Hodd Toward: "I-Its over uhhh, what's that enchant percentage again?"
Phase Sorel Wohn Jick wants to know your location...
It's... 1009.
I remember discovering my first exploit years back in 2011, i realised i could enchant 4 items with reduce destruction by 25% giving me 100% reduced destruction cost, i then equipped the fire spell taped down the trigger on my controller and blasted the immortal shadowmaere with fire for 2 hours bringing my destruction from 20 to 100, the rest of the game was just me running arround with the ka me ha lighting bolt spell blasting the population of skyrim back to oblivion, good times!
The fire part reminded me of non exploit Dragon slayer build. I heavy armor packed with fire and ice resistance, lightly buffed, as a dark elf and like I took damage, but it wasn't much
20:32 "Yea it's stabby time" *Continues to slash with the knife*
Great logic there, Todd
22:35 What? I used this loop to make a fortify smithing potion and got my bow up to like 500 000 000 damage or something. It was so high that it couldnt be displayed in my inventory, i had to drop it on the ground and then when i looked at it it would show the damage
He said fortify archery potions, not fortify smithing potions being used to make a higher damage bow. Fortify Archery potions reach a point where they hurt the damage instead of increasing it.
how did this maintain me entertained for half hour straight