Assessment Examination
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 15 มี.ค. 2022
- Do you have what it takes to survive in the Analogue Horror world? Can you spot an alternate?
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Btw if someone seems to be in trouble outside while you're inside alone DO NOT open the door, especially if something seems off. Call the police/ambulance but don't go yourself. People would pretend to be injured, play records of screams or crying babies etc just to get to you. It's not a crime and no authority would tell you to go out for a closer look. This is how people get robbed, killed or kidnapped.
The emergency services often don't even bother coming out for a serious situation
This is good advice and I think the cop in this game was an alternate trying to lure the guy to his doom anyways.
@@SamuelBlack84 Where the heck do you live so I can know to avoid it at all costs. Damn, your cops are freaking incompetent.
@@lilacpen8678 it’s a part of the Mandela catalogue. Emergency services are not allowed to help those who call them in cases where alternates are involved.
@@d.altounian244 there's a string of confusion here, the OP comment is saying irl you shouldn't open the door in these situations anyway and then Samurai talks about the game again and the guy you replied to is confused because thinks Samurai is talking about where he lives
"You know, refusal to cooperate is a crime, son."
Well, you're trying to send me out to the strange creature that's possibly harassing me, that's covered in blood and doesn't look injured, at a time when I'm feeling threatened. I'm pretty okay with crime, all of a sudden.
Yknow some part of me really doubts that they’d get in trouble for that? Like some part of that just rubs me as manipulation. I dont know if a citizen refusing to cooperate in a situation where they’re not committing illegal act would be an offense; like what, can a police officer tell someone to get out of their seat and then arrest them if they dont move? My bet is that the officer is a replicant himself and knows that boy is another replicant, and intimidated that clerk to open the door.
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@@midgematic8659 My feelings exactly.
Not to mention that the person talking would be a dispatch worker and not a cop. It's not against the law to refuse their bad advice.
he's doing the crime by forcing a guy into his death.
Normal people: let's write this down
Mark: EVERY VERY GOOD BOY-
I would so forget everything not even a second later
FEEL MUCH ANGER FOR VERY KING FUNNY CHILDREN
That is actually a real memory technique he is using. :)
- feels much ANGER for kind very funny children
I do the same thing so can’t blame him
For the record, the third ending is getting all the answers wrong. Specifically wrong, with the same determination as getting them all right. The third ending is getting a mix of answers. Mark got 2/3 of the endings: mixed answers, and correct answers. I would love to hear his thoughts on the incorrect answers ending. It could get him thinking and I love hearing his takes
this should be higher
What's the content of the unseen ending?
@@neo-filthyfrank1347 I guess we'll never know
@@neo-filthyfrank1347 did you ever figure it out?
@@GigaChad-bx5zr Afraid not.
That cop/operator/dispatcher was 100% an alternate with the way he was trying to coerce that guy to go help the kid.
Nah the person sounds too normal. Alternates cannot mimic voice anywhere near perfectly. Plus cops are taught to let the people get killed by alternates as to not put themselves at risk
Nothing is worth the risk
@@isaiahd9947 there's one here
Why is helping a kid the wrong thing to do ?
@@JoJo-jj6id Do you know what an alternate is?
I'm pretty sure the "cop" on the phone was an alternate, who deliberately made the gas station guy unlock the door.
I'd say she was just a normal human who got things wrong, maybe she was a mother herself so it had impact on her caring more about child's wellbeing than caller's?
I think it’s just protocol “Do not help a caller reporting an alternate encounter. No matter how frantic their screams are. Calmly reassure the caller that help is on the way. The call can be ended when they stop responding to your questions” and so on
@@evphoricmoon I feel like after hearing "the kid has blood on him" and "the kid isnt hurt" you would ask if the kid is holding a weapon before jumping to the conclusion the kid is *pale* and needs to be *let inside*
@@zanderlucioperca in the other games, cops lead you to your death. like in one of the earlier ones it the cop says open the door lay on the floor and play dead.
@@evphoricmoon Well I mean not helping them and convincing them to go face to face with the alternate are very different
About the dispatcher and the night shift worker, if you look at the other Mandela Catalogue videos, there's a running theme, or at least some scenes where if someone calls to report alternate things, the dispatcher is just supposed to do nothing and distract them till the alternate get to em. I don't remember which video exactly, but it's one of them.
There is no safety. The law enforcement is trained to let the callers die. The Mandela Catalogue universe is brutal
The dispatcher was probably trying to get him to go outside so that the call could end quicker
Law enforcement are alternates.
@@LordVader1094 that to. They are trained to let the mandela effect hapoen
The government knows that alternates are too dangerous to be stopped. Trying to intervene will just get more people killed.
Also, the scene you're talking about is in "The Mandela Catalogue - Vol. 1" where the police training video says:
"If a caller reports an alternate encounter, do not help them.
Calmly reassure the caller that help is on the way.
When the caller stops answering your questions, you can hang up the call.
Do not talk too much.
You may reveal your fear."
I may have missed a sentence or two, but that's what I remember of it.
As far as I know, the law enforcement are just supposed to let the callers die because they might accidentally reveal their 'fear' to the alternates, the tv kidnapper, and/or the fake god (the devil). Doing so will get them killed.
I definitely get the feeling this test was made by alternates as a way to better perfect their human-looking form. So if that's the case, getting all the answers "wrong" might actually be right, as opposed to how Mark was trying to play.
Heard that's actually the one ending mark didn't get! I love ur theory btw.
I'm honestly super happy people have clarified that not helping someone who "looks to be injured" is okay. Because there are people who will fake an injury to kidnap others; please stay safe, always keep your doors locked, and call the proper people to take care of the situation.
Sometimes the best kind of help is to call someone else.
It was one of Ted Bundy's methods.
Yes there is a charge for fail to render aid but just calling 911 for help for that person and you’re all good, and most of the time dispatchers are not police and do no know the law
@@Ambertrine Ayyy I was about to say that! Arm in the sling method. Trying to make himself seem vulnerable to make a fake sense of trust.
@@MrDeeRose And this is also true. If you are unable to help, due to not knowing how to, or just by being physically unable to, then call 911.
and if you believe in a god then pray to them and hope that they will pity your *_$øū|_*
Pro tip for indie devs: if you're gonna make a game with multiple endings that would encourage people to play through multiple times, please let players skip through lengthy non-gameplay sections.
No
@@Quatro921 Now explain why
@@ButteryEvolution. a lot of times non gameplay sections are what hold a lot of the changes in certain routes. If devs want to add that that means that they can’t put anything inportant in those sections because they just let the players skip through it
@@Quatro921 I think that the kind of way that they are saying is to allow players who have seen one scene to skip that scene if it ever shows up again. That way, if there is a change in the scene, you cannot skip and will have to watch though it at least once to do so.
@@hmmmm4014 fair enough
one interesting thing to note: In the final regards of the tape, it states that, if you are accepted, you will receive a letter on the month of April, and that if you receive it prior to april, to regard it as a threat. Before that, in the "false" ending, it states the letter will arrive on the month of March, which is the month before april.
i didnt think abt that thats cool!
3:54 "how could you not trust grandma!"
me when choosing wake up the crew in space with markiplier every single time and getting cookies
Mark: “We’re going to play an analogue horror game”
TH-cam: “That’s close enough to five nights at freddys for us”
@Kavetion stop the cap.
@Kavetion cap
this joke is old
@Kavetion 🧢
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I like this game because it feels like a test set up by alternates (Mandela catalog TM) to better hone their appearances, especially the section with the child slowly shifting to become “normal”
ok this sounds very intresting
Hmm interesting theory
to add to this, after the dore park bit, the first photo of the kid is off by a mile but slowly gets more normal.
They did mention a county in that "ad video" about the park (not that Mandela is the only county in whichever country we're talking about but still) so there's something at play here.
if this is the case then wouldn't the good ending be to get everything wrong? because if this was a test made by alternates to better hone their appearances, getting all of the answers wrong could trick them into thinking that looking super abnormal is trustworthy, which would make the alternates easier to spot. however, this theory doesn't explain the warning at the end of the test about if you get your letter early, so idk.
"Every very good boy feels much anger for kind very funny children" might be a sentence I will randomly remember for an eternity now.
I won't guarantee that I'll remember where it came from, but it might have just lodged itself deep into my brain.
You still remember?
Do you think about it from time to time?
Is it still rooting down in your brain, holding it hostage?
I can tell all of you that getting periodic reminders doesn't help me forgetting it anytime soon xD
"Walls have ears, doors have eyes. Beware the rain, Beware the snow, Beware the man you think you know."
why yall gotta say the creepiest shit in the comments
Um...Ok?
When you get to the title screen and wait, the game asks "what are you waiting for?" It also moves your cursor towards the start button. Just fun fact :)
Ah so the program itself is an alternate, good to know.
NO WAY SERIOUSLY? You’re still controlled outside of the game?! What the-
@@Sarah.a. Not outside the game lol,
just in the title screen where it says start and end.
@@Sarah.a. how old r u
I liked this comment but then I realized it was at 666 likes before I liked it so I decided to unlike it, but just know that I would have liked it had it not been at 666.
It'd be amusing if the lore for this "Test" is teaching the Alternates which faces are giving them away.
i think this is one of the 'theories' that makes the most sense honestly. the primary thing alternates are trying to figure out/do is how to fit into society and trick the normal person into thinking they're one of them for whatever reason tbh
@@ev9757 yeah, also i find the "you will join our expanding family" thing with their faces blacked out extremely suspicious, like they're gathering information on what to do and what not to do.
yes i’m an alternate this really helped ❤️❤️
@@ev9757 yeah people look at me weird when i get a feature wrong, i don’t hang around humans often :/
i think this also explains the police dispatcher, who I'm pretty sure was an alternate. He made up some rule about it being illegal to not cooperate and made the guy feel bad so he would go out and be killed. If he were a real police officer, he would've heard the call and most likely known it was an alternate, assuming the police have training similar to Maple County or whatever. So for him to knowingly send a man to his death in my mind can mean only one thing. I also have the theory that the alternates hijacked the assessment. They want you to destroy the real letter, which would arrive in March, and come out of your house when the fake letter arrives in April. That makes you an easy target. The fact that you aren't reaching out to family or police for help makes it even easier, no one will even know you're gone for a while.
At 12:24 you can see 5 censored faces and a rectangle in the middle. This rectangle has the color of the hexadecimal 8e2a14 (with the vhs filter applied). I have no idea what this means, just thought I'd point it out.
Damm. Lore hunters be trying so hard to look for that story and SUCCEEDING
Good god how did you figure that out?
@@BlackRavenFeather565 This was a long time ago but at 2:47 and 9:16 it says 8e2a14 and I know what hexadecimals look like so I looked it up and it had the same shade as the rectangle at 0:33.
That looks like that one picture with 5 guys at the top
@@Pyroscity yeah, the thing on the table is that color, 8e2a14
"Every very good boy feels much anger for kind very funny children"
I'm gonna end up remembering this for the entire day...
ive been too conditioned to count bleeps as curses so each time it says "you've been accepted into *********** ******" i hear "you've been accepted into FUCK HOLE"
“you’ve been accepted into FUCKING BITCH”
What's funny for almost every single video that he changes his voice, he uses voicemod, especially in this video that he bleeps out stuff lol
sounds like a great place to be lmao
@@BetaJJ009x he didnt bleep stuff in this video. It was in the game
💀
Music teacher teaching EGBDF: “every good boy deserves fudge. Every-”
Mark: “every very good boy feels MUCH anger for kind very funny children”
It was "every good boy does fine" and "good boys do fine always" for me. And, of course, FACE.
dammit I laughed way too hard at this xD
@@jasontankable yes, the EGDBF, GBDFA, and f a c e
@@jasontankable and all cats eat garbage or all cows eat grass
NO BC I WAS GETTING MUSIC THEORY FLASH BACKS
My Theory: This is a “Ever growing family” of Alternates! They use this to see who you would trust and who you wouldn’t as to better hone their techniques against you, and then when the letter arrives early, they exploit your prayers to start giving you “Signs” to open the door.
He saw an alternate morph into a child and decided to trust the alternate as soon as it finished despite seeing all of that
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YESS!! Im going through the comments rn and reporting as many as I can find lol. They're so fucking annoying
I'm just happily reporting them as I watch the video.
Omg thats what i have been saying too
That's just what a filthy bot would say.
5:52 that lady's smile actually activated my survival instinct. I dunno, this seems so off and that was actually scaring me ALOT.
no literally WHY SHE SMILING LIKE THAT
@@nut-dust_1234 Ikr is just so frickin’ creepy
It’s like a point of the mouth is sticking downwards when she smiles. Seems off
It also seems very forced too
Not saying that forced smiles are inherently creepy but something about her is just so off
I think, if one MUST use text to speech for analogue horror stuff, it'd be really cool if more period accurate voice synths were used. Like the original Macintalk or the Amiga's text to speech voice, or even S.A.M. like in the FAITH trilogy. I think that kind of detail in these sort of "answer these questions/do this thing on this computer" scenarios like in this game would definitely up the immersion in my book.
upon taking the test and answering all the trust/threat questions incorrectly (trusting alternates, viewing humans as threats) i found a new ending. the robotic narrator read out the part of little red riding hood where she approaches her grandmother's bed and remarks on how strange she looks. the story cuts off and the image (of the park) turns upside down, the narrator's voice deepening, after she remarks on what a large, terrible mouth her grandmother has. after, the text on the screen goes on in the same style as other endings, this time apologizing to Avram, and referencing, capitalized, Him. i know the mandela catalogue is rooted in christian stories, so maybe someone with more biblical knowledge could decipher the endings.
edited because i found out his name was Avram, not Akram.
underrated comment
Akram would be Abraham, I think. The person who the diazepam prescription was for
in like 2024 let's say mandela catalogue is complete, and now we just need to solve it, what would we come to? would it be certain it's the devil and not god? is there 2 gods? is there only ONE god but is actually an eldritch horror entity that destroys entire universes and makes any living thing suffer for eternity? or the first one and the devil DEFEATED god in a way, so now everything is doomed?
oh that's too cool!!!
@@doodlebro.
Dude, you're digging a little too deep for your own good. Bringing eldritch (cosmic) horror to the table doesn't even make sense if you consider the sole purpose of cosmic horror and how H.P. created it.
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Me: “If I’ve learned anything from a Markiplier video, it’s that I DONT open it”
That's how I feel about the comment section. Some people have some great advice
I’m sure you did great in In Space with Markiplier.
Funny enough, in 2022, I can imagine a guy telling an officer, "I've seen enough Markiplier to know not to trust ANYTHING!"
But it might be your favorite guy. Sending you to a DARK place.
Lock the door
"Every very good boy feels much ANGER for kind very funny children"
I don’t really watch you anymore, but I wanted to thank you for making my childhood more fun and memorable
Late but, I respect
Why does mark always look so comfortable while playing horror games 😭 (His outfit)
NO BC FRRRR
Because he isn’t alone with us.
It’s in his blood
Because it's fake?
Once you go through some really traumatic/dark crap in your life, these 'horror' themes will seem like nothing.
Bc he is the KING OF FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDYS
FYI: While refusing to help is not necessarily looked well upon, if you do believe that helping will cause you harm it is totally ok to say no! Ie if the person is very drunk and you are worried they might hurt you, you don't have to help!!
I just wanted y'all to know!! Stay safe!
More likely is that you will find someone in a high-risk situation, like a car crash or being pinned under a heavy object. Also certain injuries like head or spine injuries could be made worse by untrained persons. So often you will be unable to help.
I second this! I am an EMT and during our training, we are taught to not try and help unless we know for sure an area is safe for us to be in. So for example, if there is a shooting going on or a fire, we have to wait for law enforcement/fire fighters to make the area safe before we can help. For civilians, no one is going to get in legal trouble for not helping. Especially if you are afraid for your safety!
Learned from a Lawyer channel it very much depends on where you live. Some countries actually have a legal requirement that if you see someone who needs help, you have to help them. But others [like the US] while it's frowned upon to ignore someone who might need help, it is not legally binding that you assist.
@@Crow_Smith the only down side to that is I know police officers in most places don't legally have to help you either, which boggles my mind. Though on the flip side many places have good Samaritan laws and if you choose to help someone you won't get in any legal ramifications(unless your getting in the way). Though both of those differ from state to state I believe, so I'd try to learn what the laws are regarding that.
I agree. If the area is unsafe, you can't help anyone if you end up hurt as well. You're likely to do more harm then good if it's a dangerous situation so unless you can guarantee your own safety before you help, call authorities, stay away and observe.
The way he hit “trust” on every single one made me feel anger, but when he trusted the kid with the messed up face, I wanted to scream.
Gonna cry?
Same bruh i got so pressed
does it mean something?
Then you have issues and need to calm the fuck down.
Then play it yourself.
I don’t know why but this is the only game that genuinely left me terrified for a long time and not just a quick jump scare and I was over it
I'm quite surprised he didn't also try every WRONG answer...
all-yes, all-no, all-correct....and just didn't try all-incorrect...
There is a different ending for it. Some guy in the comments said what happens
@@ssloestj.4008 can you tell what the guy said
@@walter4708
Copy-pasted from a user that goes by the name 'agmills':
upon taking the test and answering all the trust/threat questions incorrectly (trusting alternates, viewing humans as threats) i found a new ending. the robotic narrator read out the part of little red riding hood where she approaches her grandmother's bed and remarks on how strange she looks. the story cuts off and the image (of the park) turns upside down, the narrator's voice deepening, after she remarks on what a large, terrible mouth her grandmother has. after, the text on the screen goes on in the same style as other endings, this time apologizing to Avram, and referencing, capitalized, Him. i know the mandela catalogue is rooted in christian stories, so maybe someone with more biblical knowledge could decipher the endings.
@@doneedanickname3522 thanks woah
@@walter4708 the narrator tells the story of little red riding hood when she seen the wolf grandma. It cuts to something I forget then ends with the wolf eating her.
this stuff is honestly the scariest thing to me. like the fact that it just *feels real*. Like this might be an actual thing, it's so terrifying. the uncanny valley with the faces that are slightly off. things pretending to be human. It's horrifying but at the same time it's so cool.
Ikr? Exactly how I feel.
@@StitchdTeeth fun fact about the "looks human but isn't " thing and how we evolved to know it's rabies its 100% fatal and would cause others to act/look not right so the uncanny Valley is a rabies detection system
@@StitchdTeeth Sick (and especially dead) people look off. Corpses that have begun to rot are going to look especially off, which is likely where the uncanny-valley horror thing came from. Humans (and probably most animals tbh) are trained to spot disease and weakness.
Also don't forget, there were other species of humans before and along with us Homo Sapiens, so I imagine that was also at least part of it, as they looked somewhat different to us
@@RoganSmith-is-a-skrub-lolz yeah but we actually friked those different human species. So I don't think they were that much of a threat.
@@marseillejoh speaking of friking, the other species was called *homo erectus*
Fans: "Man, Mark is so kind and down-to-earth. What a humble guy"
Mark: "Would I fear God? No."
Something I caught on the second play was before the screen glitches out it says "you will recieve a letter on marrrrrrrrr" as if it's going to say March, then later it says it will come in April and if any other letter (the real letter) comes before then stay in side, trying to get you to avoid salvation
Mark: I'm not really judgemental
Everyone who watched him trust all the people shown: We can see that
@Kavetion k
I know it was really stressing me out
Markiplier
suckss my content is way better
@Kavetion k
@@b1urss nope
I always tell myself to NOT watch anymore of these analogue horror videos bc they make me feel paranoid asf... then mark makes a video and I HAVE TO WATCH IT
same 😭 i’m over here covering half of the screen cuz im fr scared lmao
@@aliiirxsa4235 Oh? You're scared?
That's good to know...very interesting..
SAME
This is too true for me too. When I need a drink of water or use the restroom at night I'm paranoid as fuck of the dark but I love these videos so much.
@@aliiirxsa4235 SAME LOL
Every, Very, Good, Boy, Feels, Much, Anger, For, Kind, Very, Funny, Children.
I will remember THIS longer than I'll remember my history lesson
4:47 MY DUMBASS FLINCHED SO BADLY
Mark doing The Test: "Let's be honest and serious with these answers"
Mark here: "So anyways i started *trusting*"
HELPP
Markiplier
suckss my content is way better
@@b1urss keep telling urself that
@@b1urss you won't get any better in that way
@@b1urss Why do people like you feel the need to say stuff like this? If your content truly was better, you wouldn't feel the need to brag about it in the comments, instead, you'd show us.
This analogue horror stuff is genuinely some of the creepiest shit I've seen in years
@YeaMan bot
@Goku Dragon bot
i’m so happy it’s still going strong, it’s some of the most geniunely terrifying stuff i’ve seen in a while.
Bro same here but i still love watching mark play them
Hey to anyone who see's this. I know this is very unrelated, but feel free to ignore this if you're not interested. I made an Deltarune Remix on my channel if you wanna check it out. I wanna hear you guy's thought's and I also want to improve!
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Glad I watched this, didn't even imagine there could be different endings.
The length of this REALLY differs depending on how you play it, interesting experience
I always think these games are you helping the alternates figure out how to look more normal without realising. Like they made the test.
just for what it's worth, here in the US, it is not illegal to not interfere in a situation like that, and the dispatcher that answers emergency calls has no authority. if you find yourself in a situation like that, just know it isn't a crime to not intervene/interact.
alternates may be terrible at hiding but they are amazing at deception
"Cleetus get my shotgun"
Rhode island. Rhode island.
@@hellgazer8370 Yeah, that's their thing. They do nothing but lure you to them and convince you to *-[ REDACTED ].-*
Isn't like everybody including authorities tells the first thing you ever do is call 911?
"No, grandma, there is no mercy for you, this is a threat"!
Fucking gem of a line.
Grandmas can normally turn their flexible face.
1k likes but only 1 reply
@@theonlybigsmoke forgot I even commented this jesus what happened XD
@@theonlybigsmoke what's funnier is that I get 1k likes on a comment and like, 6 on my actual videos lol
@@Mingo-Akuma maek beter videoe
I love uncanny valley args and analog horrors. This is an incredible combo of both
Also this reminds me of a story of a 6yo kid allowing a bloody SA victim into his house before even going to get his mom.
Mark: *Plays anything horror*
TH-cam: "IT HAS TO BE FIVE NIGHT'S AT FREDDYS"
Mark: *Has cell phone with camera.*
Also Mark: *Tries to remember all secret codes, does not take pictures.*
or writes them down..
It's better to exercise your memory given the opportunity. Keeps you sharp.
@Don't read my profile photo No one cares bot
@@ethanverdersa2520 When you respond to them, it counts as engagement which only causes them to be more active.
No he comunicates via carrier pigeon
little theory:
the first time around, the guy we hear during the blackened out missing poster part is probably the guy who saw the ‘kid’ with the blood on him, and bc mark trusted the kid and opened the door (which obviously led to the guy’s death) that the reason why it says “it was already too late” at the end of the phone call, bc right after that, the guy saw the ‘kid’ and opened the door.
that was probably obvious to everyone but oh well
I didn't take much time to think about it, so it was useful to me, thanks!
Yes I noticed and I didn't know how Mark didn't
the newspaper said “F____ E_____” and the guys name was ferdinand estranda or something, i cant remember, but it confirms that he died
edit: francisco estrada
Yess
thing is, in marks last run, mark didnt trust the kid and still got that ending. I think that ending is based on the personality quiz, because it prints out the same sequence of letters/numbers if you click on them
Thank you lixian for the high quality audio edits, Wearing headphones while watching these videos is a treat
8:16 OH HELL NO IM OUT *DRIVES AWAY*
Mark sees a demon-kid: Never see a more trustworthy thing in my life.
Sees a semi demon-kid: The most trustworthy person I've ever seen.
Sees a normal-kid: oKaY tHaT lItTlE sHiT!
"...but I trust you."
Yes, this is an exact transcript of something that happened in this video we watched. Where's the comment? Why is every comment section these days just filled with kids quoting the videos rather than having a comment?
@@Yasha277 Idk if this is satire but it's like a meme format kinda
It's all fun and games until you realize it's the same kid
@@Yasha277 omg agreed youtube is just infested with these shitty quoting comments that arent funny at all. like they could have SOME originality.
"Are you saying all break dancers are alternates?" actually made me chuckle
It makes sense!
They stuff they do does appear biologically impossible sometimes
Bro him pressing trust everytime just angers me for some reason 😭😭😭
5:47 wait, that's a photo from google. I found it and used it to practice my editing skills for changing hair colours
ok
"Every Very Good Boy Feels Much Anger For Kind Very Funny Children"
--Markiplier 2022
MIRANDA CRACRAFT IS SCREAMING IN THE FLAMES BECAUSE MY CONTENT IS WAY BETTER LMAO😂
Welp, you heard the man
@donkeyscarab20 nobody asked you
@Kavetion this ratio is better than you
@Kavetion ok then start working on your channel and making videos instead of self promoting and making people hate you before they even see a video
"Every very good boy feels much anger for kind very funny children"
-Markiplier 2022
Made me chuckle how he memorized it
Fnaf lore
@@CooledJets secrets of the universe
Guess I'm a very good boy
@@CooledJetsthe lore of the bite of 87
I love how Mark pretty much acts out the steps of insanity and after losing his mind he say" Oh i quite enjoyed that!' Mark i love your energy and your personality. You are a natural comedian and you truly are irreplaceable light in this world. You make a real difference by shining your beautiful soul. You have given joy and laughter and that us worth more than any material possession. I am so glad you exist!
I don't know why I got so frustrated with Mark just pressing trust but I think it's the true ending itch wanting to be scratched
i love how when mark sees any character that seems old he just goes “grandma!!” with the most enthusiasm ever
frrr is so cute😭
3:47
Every other day I think “I should stop consuming analog horror it’s bad for my paranoia and mental health”
And then Mark uploads more analog horror...
this was me when I watched local 58 for the first time and couldn't look at the moon for months. now here I am...
why is this me :’)
This is why I waited until daytime to watch it at least! lol
Memento Mori!
If something like this gets too terrifying for me, I'll just mute it and watch with subtitles.
You can tell mark is really smart because he uses memorization tricks that intelligent people say are the best way to memorize things IE making beats or making rhymes using words etc
Mark sounds like kermit the frog from the Muppets show 5:27
Refusal to cooperate is NOT a crime, even more so if you don't have first aid training. You can easily make things worse or put yourself in danger (especially when blood is involved). Calling for emergency services is often the best thing to do.
The 911 operator (or whatever they're called) was probably an alternate or whatever. Since the end of the exam warns against contacting police we know the things have infiltrated emergency services.
@@mrcephalopod in Mandela catalog its said that you aren't supposed to dispatch units even if you say you are, in case there's an actual alternate at the scene so they don't follow officers back to the station. But I understand what you mean
Yeah, we know, there was that glitch before the operator said that, and besides, he also sounded different, like, making you feel guilty by the way he speaks
Those gosh darn alternates takin our jobs
It just dawned on me how scary it is not being able to rely on things you normally assume is reliable like emergency services
When I played this I got distracted and never pushed start. I still had my headphones on and a voice whispered in my ear "wHaT ArE yOu WaItInG FoR?" and it was terrifying as hell
Ayo that's creepy!!!
@@kaykaythekiwi I haven’t jumped like that in a while it was absolutely terrifying
@@stretchsword9811 I get distracted very easily so I now do not trust myself with this game XD
WHAT THE HECK? Was it like a whisper voice or a bot voice?!
@@Sarah.a. it was a bot voice but it was a different one than the one used throughout the game
Alternatives would love him on the team everyone trustworthy
9:05 my phone everytime I play call of duty mobile
Mark: *says he trusts anyone who doesn’t have their eyes and mouth*
Slenderman: Allow me to introduce myself
Lol
Well, I mean he's most certainly trustworthy enough to leave all your children with him of course~ 🧐 /s
@@yuukokagami I’d totally let him babysit my younger family members😌
How would he say that though
dude the "Allow me to introduce myself" comments are so fucking old. come up with something new PLEASE
Mark “This one is assessing something.”
Assessment Examination: “No! Really?”
Let me be your first human reply :P
2nd human to reply. Lol!
Lol! Dont mind me. I have no life and I'm just reporting bots while watching the vid. Yay....
Can someone tell me how to report bots, because this comment section is getting way out of control.
@@project__insanity If you click on the 3 dots next to the comment you can select report
@@Lexifyification same here
i love this rise in popularity with anologue horror, i grew up reading things like stephen king and H.P. Lovecraft. this type of horror, along with mandela and gemini; feel like modern adaptions of cosmic horror.
9:47 *phone starts ringing*
Markiplier: "But- I- BERRRHEY."
having an answer wrong at the threat test while the person looks normal is oddly terrifying
That was just the alternate fixing itself to look normal
If you look very closely, the normal looking kid has two slightly darker straight lines running on his face.
Oh look another "I suppose the current thing"
Actually when you look closer somewhat appears to be normal are kinda not normal
18:27 the boy's eyes don't match
18:31 the girl's iris is a bit larger like an anime eye than her other eye.
18:40 yeah we know why
18:44 the eyes don't align with each other and also look out of position. It looks like it's just inserted there.
18:50 Her other eye is blocked by the hair. Looking closer there's something off about it though I still don't know why. The hair looks off as well
18:55 I don't think the human mouth muscle could achieve that smile. It looks like it came from a cartoon.
(Those are the only reasons why they were detected as untrustworthy that I could find)
@@justacommenterno.7700 I don't know who wouldn't have noticed these but thank you for pointing them out for those who didn't.
Just a note I thought was interesting: when the ADA screen bugs out and gets all stretched the voice says the letter will be delivered “Mar-“, which I would assume to be March, but at the end of the assessment it says the letters will be delivered APRIL👀
*oops I definitely have some Monument Mythos kicking around in my head, I meant AAD not ADA!
Mama mia
that it would be delivered in april and *specifically* that if a letter arrives *before that* STAY INSIDE AND PRAY TO YOUR GOD
So does that mean that the earlier or later letter would be untrustworthy? A part of me is thinking early
@@DankManPlays given that it glitched out like that I think the earlier letter is still a trap, it's just an interesting bit of detail
Either the March one was a deceit that the AAD caught, or the April one was a deceit that was added after the March one.
9:18
"E"
I don't know why i keep watching these videos because the uncanny valley is one of my biggest fears, but there's something about it that I keep coming back to, no matter how terrified I might be
Hey Mark, during cooking simulator in 2021 you said “What is a stain but another memory on the road trip to your success” and through my whole high school years your videos have been the one thing I found peace in during all of the madness so I was wondering if it was cool with you that I put it for my senior quote :)
Trying putting this in the discord or Reddit ☺️ but honestly I don’t think he will mind!
the bots…. jeeeeez. Bots aside, that’s really cool! Best of luck in the future, whatever it brings!!
I don't think he cares lmao
Wow. You got bots. That means your comment's just too good.
@@alleymercuryway7777 true every comment is a bot
Mark isn't getting the perfect ending cause he isn't following the basic Mandela Catalogue rules: trust no one because doppelganger alternates look like normal people, and say nothing about yourself to avoid revealing your fears.
what if like you're that one person who was born with literally no fear, like the part of your brain that focuses on fears is deformed and doesn't function
would you just die to a type 3 or dominate everyone, and ESPECIALLY type 2's?
(i hope type 2 is the "saint" that whispers and was shown in the cartoon parts of mandela catalogue)
wait this actually makes so much sense, why doesn't this have more likes
@@doodlebro. listen, The premise already doesn't make a lot of sense, no need to pick it apart further
@@dodhethompson4841 Or you could let him have his fun, he isn't bothering anyone by doing that
He already distrusted everybody, so what you're saying is that he should've said 'No' to "do you love anyone/fear loosing them?"
What we learned about markiplier today:
He trusts everyone
4:57 in my opinion, this gotta be the most trustworthy guy in the survey. I would trust him with my life.
I love how, no matter what horror game Mark is playing, TH-cam always identifies it as FNAF. Mark is FNAF Man and the TH-cam algorithm will not take him otherwise
It's such a dumb almost subtle running gag I love it
He keeps his crown
Actually that's Mark's doing. He has it set as his default game of choice, and rarely remembers to change it.
@@rokeYouuer nah, I think he purposely puts it there so people would comment about it, more comments = algorithm will recommend
@@anaju3595 still hasn’t beated 50/20 he lost that crown a long time ago
My goodness, I almost died inside. While watching the bit about the "trust vs threat", one of my dogs got impatient (I feed them after breakfast) and moved her bowl. The scraping sound paired with the atmosphere and the fact I couldn't see her from around the table made me freeze up.
Great friggin' game. My dog's food dish scared me.
We had to tape my dogs food bowl to the ground because he would carry it every where and spill it all over
While I was watching this, my tabled just started lagging like crazy, wouldn't respond to my presses or scrolling, then just turned off. Scared the shot outta me.
All the uploads in between now and in space with markiplier were just randomly deleted. That sucks, because they were enjoyable
I love watching these videos just so I can stay up ✨ all night. ✨
Mark: "well that poem didn't rhyme"
Game: "These are haiku's mark."
whats the difference? really genuinely curious
@@_nopsy haiku is just a type of poetry. Traditional haikus usually don’t rhyme. Id recommend looking more into it if it interest you!
@@_nopsy the Haiku is a structural poem it doesn't rhyme, but it follows the structure 5-7-5 and those numbers refer to syllables. Line one has to have 5 syllables, line two has 7, and line three has 5. Typically they are about nature, but don't have to be.
@@evanmisejka4062 How frozen i became and powerless then,
Ask it not, reader, for I write it not,
Because all language would be insufficient,
I did not die, and I alive remained not,
Think for thyself now, hast though ought of wit,
What i became, being of both deprived.
Would dante count as a haiku?
They're also way less creepy sounding when you sing them to the tune Jacksfilms uses for haikus :)
it always helps to imagine how the images are made to avoid being scared. like, the baby is just a warped picture with a load of filters and other junk thrown on top.
That really helped, thank you :)
Yeah, but why would you indulge in a piece of horror media with the intention of not getting scared? (Also, yes, I'm a year late. I know.)
I like how I played it legit the first time, went back to see alternate endings, and my regular playthrough is the same ending as the "trust no one" route
markipliers voice during the police call when he was speaking as the guy calling the cops was really well done in my opinion, i think it would be cool to see him in some voice acting gigs for games
Had trouble swallowing my food when the warped child appeared. These games will never stop making me feel like I'm being watched
LITERALLY IM WATCHING THIS AT 1:17 AM AND THE CHILD JUST MADE ME MORE SCARED EACH TIME I SAW THEM
Wait what I’m watching this downstairs in the dark at midnight…
Yeah, my cat walked over to the window near my computer and pushed all te blinds out of the way, would've had a panic attack if I saw anything
WAKE UP WAKE UP
for some reason this made me think that you had warped children in your basement
I’m not sure why but I love when Mark wears the blanket when he records. Just putting that out there
Eddie vr does that a lot with horror games or vids lol
I love the fact mark is just chillin with his blanket over him like he's liven the life lol 😎
*sees a literal demon*
NEVER SAW SOMEONE MORE TRUSTWORTHY
Game: Determine whether to trust these people or a threat...
People with trust issues: Everything around me is a threat...
In the wise words of Grunkle Ford: TRUST NO ONE
@@annedevol318 Y E S
hi stalin
@@squared4440 hello there
Solution:Don't trust anyone!
Your welcome!
I don’t know why, but I love it when Mark wears his mustard blanket 😭😭 he looks so cosy while he’s getting his scare on
EDIT: accidentally made a huge mistake & used a word I’ve now been told is a slur. I’m so sorry for that & I hope I didn’t offend anyone. Thank you to everyone who brought this to my attention. Even though it wasn’t intended in that context I’ve still changed the word.
Me too I feel like it's a good sign for how the rest of the video is going to go even though that's not a thing
Thats such a lovely way to phrase it omg
Hey to anyone who see's this. I know this is very unrelated, but feel free to ignore this if you're not interested. I made an Deltarune Remix on my channel if you wanna check it out. I wanna hear you guy's thought's and I also want to improve!
But that's all, sorry for taking up your time and have a good one!
Hey, just want to let you know that sp**k is a racial slur for black people - no anger or anything since you didn't know! /gen
@@TH-camSupportSucks this is bait
Hey just listened to the latest distractible and I love the arg type stuff in the ad breaks! Keep up the amazing podcast!
I forgot if I've watched this but I don't really mind rewatching it so well