'Fox & Friends' Couldn't Get Trump Off The Phone

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  • The three couch-hosts of 'Fox & Friends' couldn't get a word in during the President's half-hour filibuster on live television.
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  • @tzisorey
    @tzisorey 6 ปีที่แล้ว +381

    That moment when you feel sorry for the hosts of Fox & Friends....
    .
    .... then you remember they're the hosts of Fox & Friends.

    • @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
      @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      underrated comment X
      edit: good to see it's now getting the kudos it deserves!

    • @rogerstarkey5390
      @rogerstarkey5390 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Michael Whitted
      Should have been
      "No no
      No no no no
      No no no no
      No no there's no limit"!

  • @ichifish
    @ichifish 6 ปีที่แล้ว +289

    Is it too much to expect the President to be coherent? Guess so.

    • @berndadams
      @berndadams 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      This! I mean that even supporters don't find his speech patterns and repetitions disturbing after a year of this is.. also disturbing.

  • @lisaw2525
    @lisaw2525 6 ปีที่แล้ว +967

    Psychology students will be using Trump's rant for years to come for perfect examples of paranoia, narcissism, and dementia.

    • @judioregan4210
      @judioregan4210 6 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Lisa W - yup. It's textbook.

    • @judioregan4210
      @judioregan4210 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Captain Amari - that as well. It's more of a ramble than a rant. Quite sad really.

    • @sisonkedani8325
      @sisonkedani8325 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      But can you discuss how Cosby was sent to prison and how Trump is sentenced to a segment of jokes?

    • @judioregan4210
      @judioregan4210 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sisonke Dani - indeed. 😕

    • @thetruthchannel349
      @thetruthchannel349 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Huh, who'd thought your last name was also Trump!

  • @albevanhanoy
    @albevanhanoy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +759

    "I would give myself an A+"
    And this is why teachers exist. Because toddlers can't rate themselves.

    • @razorsmack6466
      @razorsmack6466 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      you are a idiot. stay off the computer until you are mature enough to view liberal bullcrap.

    • @ikame28
      @ikame28 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Hahahahaha

    • @mulu2132
      @mulu2132 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Lol bill is talking to himself in a TH-cam comment

    • @RichardVrong876
      @RichardVrong876 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      You are "an" idiot. English is your first and only language and you still can get a simple one liner comment right.

    • @g0679
      @g0679 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Albe Van Hanoy ... I thought Trump was still an infant. Perhaps he matured a few months more than I was aware of.

  • @SwiggidySwoody
    @SwiggidySwoody 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1097

    Donald Trump: the first President to do a drunk call without being drunk

    • @Neha71580
      @Neha71580 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Right?! He's sober....ALWAYS. Speaking drunk language being sober is so so weird

    • @TDTRondas
      @TDTRondas 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Sir. you made my day

    • @diegomontesleon136
      @diegomontesleon136 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      DaTAiM Allegedly.

    • @pcbassoon3892
      @pcbassoon3892 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Maybe Jefferson did some drunk letter writing.

    • @darlenemcnealy6306
      @darlenemcnealy6306 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol... u can’t make this stuff up... I think he paid people to do things for him all his life...🧐

  • @johnnywhite58
    @johnnywhite58 6 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    It is UNBELIEVABLE that ANY president of a rich country would ramble on for half an hour on a fictional TV programme. This is incredible.

    • @ruialexandre6197
      @ruialexandre6197 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I .... *can't* remember when all this started to be incredible.

    • @ameliabrady9415
      @ameliabrady9415 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@ruialexandre619799

  • @michelenakamura3360
    @michelenakamura3360 6 ปีที่แล้ว +299

    What's really funny is watching the Fox and Friends host trying to keep a straight face.

    • @1183ghost
      @1183ghost 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Michele Nakamura they look scared shitless

  • @TheOneWhoMightBe
    @TheOneWhoMightBe 6 ปีที่แล้ว +284

    "I give myself an A+! Nobody has been able to do what I've done."
    Well that's true enough. Just not in the way he thinks.

    • @staysunny170
      @staysunny170 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This statement applies more than ever lol

    • @samriddhigupta5514
      @samriddhigupta5514 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He sounds so much like Sheldon Cooper.....so self obsessed 😂😂😂

  • @nicbarrax76
    @nicbarrax76 6 ปีที่แล้ว +211

    At no point in his 8 year presidency did Obama sound ANYTHING like this crazy lunatic. Not once. Come on, even the hardiest Trumpanzee must be thinking "F--k. This isn't going well. I'm not quite sure I made the right decision...", right? RIGHT?!?

    • @maryrosekent8223
      @maryrosekent8223 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Nic Soderman: If you can pilot your brain through a sensible argument, yes. But there is that lingering question: Can they?

    • @pcbassoon3892
      @pcbassoon3892 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Mary Rose Kent I'll answer that. They can't.

    • @MrMkayultra
      @MrMkayultra 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Nic Soderman Trump is on coke

    • @bobvila4381
      @bobvila4381 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF A BUNCH OF OKEY DOKE!

    • @nicbarrax76
      @nicbarrax76 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Jon Adam HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! Funny.

  • @GrubbJunker
    @GrubbJunker 6 ปีที่แล้ว +264

    "I've been told I'm not involved"... what?

    • @JustWasted3HoursHere
      @JustWasted3HoursHere 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I know, right? "I'm couldn't say myself, but I've been told that I'm not involved and I guess I'll just have to take their word for it."
      Unbelievable that this inept ass-clown is our president.

    • @MrDavidBFoster
      @MrDavidBFoster 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      "Trump-speak" ... It's like Orwell for toddlers.

    • @johan.ohgren
      @johan.ohgren 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That´s an incriminent remark if I ever heard one.

    • @MisteRRYouTuby
      @MisteRRYouTuby 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      My guess is, Michael Cohen told him that...which he immediately debunks by stating Michael Cohen represents him in the Stormy Daniels case.

    • @antonbrakhage490
      @antonbrakhage490 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Maybe he means Putin told him to say he's not involved?

  • @tylerkeller8869
    @tylerkeller8869 6 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    “A phony cloud that doesn’t exist”
    This is the most powerful man in the world. Frightening.

  • @bleueyze3007
    @bleueyze3007 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1415

    The facial expressions and body posture of the Faux & Frauds couch-hosts towards the end of Trump's phone call was priceless.

    • @mkratos17
      @mkratos17 6 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Bleu Eyze some of the people that voted for him must realize he's batshit crazy and guilty ass hell but just simply don't care

    • @kamalmissouni4190
      @kamalmissouni4190 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Bleu Eyze

    • @thatlady4189
      @thatlady4189 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Bleu Eyze
      Was it fox caught on tape saying they'll tell us literally anything for views?
      Nothing burgers taste goooooood
      😂

    • @pbconcerned6408
      @pbconcerned6408 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      I have side by side beginning & end photos. Hilarious. Only The Orange One could cause that in under 30 minutes.

    • @noodoo19
      @noodoo19 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      +Koala Bear OR, they realize that he's batshit guilty and crazy as hell and simply don't care. It has to be one of the two, right?

  • @gwen3010
    @gwen3010 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Producers: Get him off the phone now!!!!!!!!!!!!
    FBI: No keep him talking!!

  • @mavendeo
    @mavendeo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +233

    "I think he was... awake."
    Even Fox & Fiends is sick of Trump. I hope he calls back every day until Mueller arrests him.

    • @gilbertconner6478
      @gilbertconner6478 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The Transgender Android yep

    • @dmack1443
      @dmack1443 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      They should make it a regular slot...Trumps crazeee 30 mins...he's 239lbs of comedy gold.

    • @JStorm13
      @JStorm13 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They did realize though how much he is screwing himself over. Not mention Cohen who he said only does a "tiny tiny bit of his legal work". Which the lawyers are using against him

    • @maggierezac5820
      @maggierezac5820 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Dragon model, then why was it that his 'Bro' Rupert Murdoch sent the order to ''cut him off"? And seriously, just a dragon 'model'? Move on troll & come back with a REAL Dragon! Komodo preferably!

    • @dragonmodel9262
      @dragonmodel9262 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don't know I guess you are right but I don't waste my time on nonsense like this so I wouldn't know.

  • @ralphrody561
    @ralphrody561 6 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    "Sir, that's not a phony cloud. That's your hair." XD

    • @Libbyerality
      @Libbyerality 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Funny he used the term "cloud" being over him. That is exactly what Comey said. Russia was a cloud over his head remember?

  • @holysinnerxxx
    @holysinnerxxx 6 ปีที่แล้ว +268

    Just imagine if Obama had did an interview like this......

    • @dy1on_
      @dy1on_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Yes, he would be able to speak in full sentences with proper English. Ikr.

    • @Volleyball_Chess_and_Geoguessr
      @Volleyball_Chess_and_Geoguessr 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah he would have said just what you wanted to hear and have no real content. Don't miss that.

    • @skoffs
      @skoffs 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Homebirth Homeschool Homestead
      ... so is this not what *you* wanted to hear? (and would you consider this quality "content"?)

    • @shontay9527
      @shontay9527 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Homebirth Homeschool Homestead wow i watch your vids, didnt know you felt this way. I feel bad for ya kid

    • @Volleyball_Chess_and_Geoguessr
      @Volleyball_Chess_and_Geoguessr 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      haha ok

  • @kimjongfun5427
    @kimjongfun5427 6 ปีที่แล้ว +476

    Things are so bad now Trump is trying to pull off the insanity defense.

    • @jlind3161
      @jlind3161 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Kim Jong Fun
      Only option left, but insanity might work. Everybody has to agree, it' s near impossible to disprove now.

    • @Orca19904
      @Orca19904 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Kim Jong Fun: Only problem with that is he had Ronny "Candyman" Jackson certify his mental health at his annual physical, so that's off the table.

    • @momomily9229
      @momomily9229 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Chris Teet Well, Ronny has been exposed as unreliable so Trump might get away with the insanity plea.

    • @viridianacortes9642
      @viridianacortes9642 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Even if he does get off with the insanity plea, he could get locked up for a little bit...in an asylum. Have fun, Donnie!!!! 0.0

    • @bernardoheusi6146
      @bernardoheusi6146 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Crooked Trump

  • @HKim0072
    @HKim0072 6 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    My God. Please let him talk to Mueller and Stormy Daniel's lawyer under oath.

  • @61lastchild
    @61lastchild 6 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    "I think he was awake...?" Classic.

    • @zigisamblak
      @zigisamblak 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "and... he had a lot to say"... and then he legit made a Kappa face. And these guys are supposed to be his best friends. LMFAO!

  • @jamesmason7979
    @jamesmason7979 6 ปีที่แล้ว +225

    His incoherence is legitimately alarming. Sometimes I question if he actually knows what's coming out of his mouth.
    His speech patterns normally consist of him making a statement, adding a bit of detail before almost repeating the initial statement verbatim. Now he's dropping the same word in a single sentence repeatedly. He's also claiming to be haunted by something that doesn't exist.
    We should've saw this coming when he claimed that false information was being leaked.

    • @FrankypankyV8
      @FrankypankyV8 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      James Mason In short... 💯 percent unfit for the job... Or any job

    • @eoa363
      @eoa363 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      TrickyT So the other 25 minutes were more coherent?

    • @Volleyball_Chess_and_Geoguessr
      @Volleyball_Chess_and_Geoguessr 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes he's quite incoherent when the Late Show cuts together clips of him talking together. You realize he didn't really say "business" like 10 times in a row right?

    • @Udontkno7
      @Udontkno7 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Homebirth Homeschool Homestead Even when you watch the full thing, he's still incoherent. He's ranting and not getting points across without derailing.

    • @Volleyball_Chess_and_Geoguessr
      @Volleyball_Chess_and_Geoguessr 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I understood him just fine, I don't know what's wrong with everyone else. He has a short period of time to say anything with that douchebag on the right trying to cut him off every 2 seconds.

  • @Violent2aShadow
    @Violent2aShadow 6 ปีที่แล้ว +384

    He got her a card alright....A green card.

    • @FrankypankyV8
      @FrankypankyV8 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Violent2aShadow Oooooh.. 😁

    • @mmflynn1
      @mmflynn1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Spot on! Best comment on the thread!

    • @williampotts3727
      @williampotts3727 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Holy shit

    • @wryt19
      @wryt19 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Violent2aShadow best comment

    • @cassidyho939
      @cassidyho939 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Or a platinum card XDDD

  • @ErmirMusic
    @ErmirMusic 6 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    Repeating “business” 9 times in one sentence is a sign of dementia!

    • @72thughes
      @72thughes 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ErmirMusic I caught that too and was like, "wth".

    • @J0J0155
      @J0J0155 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      12... he said it a total of 12 times

    • @J0J0155
      @J0J0155 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Bud, he said it in one response several times in one sentence, here, the whole fox segment for you, starting at 14:14 where they asked him the question, Enjoy: th-cam.com/video/_lu_Hgw60Ns/w-d-xo.htmlm14s

    • @72thughes
      @72thughes 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Saad Khawaja Please don't try to make it seem as though the "stable genius" who by his standards, has "the best words", doesn't have major grammatical and linguistic issues. Geesh.. Macron spoke better English than he does.

    • @J0J0155
      @J0J0155 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lol, he deleted his comment

  • @tracyjackman6515
    @tracyjackman6515 6 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    OMG you just can’t make this shit up!!!!

  • @Benlocsei
    @Benlocsei 6 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    "I have a phony cloud over my head that doesn't exist" Someone call Schrödinger.

  • @infinitude7625
    @infinitude7625 6 ปีที่แล้ว +639

    MY GOD! It's 2018 and he's still talking about that popular vote? He will NEVER let that go. What a child.

    • @TheOneWhoMightBe
      @TheOneWhoMightBe 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      American politics has a long history of assassinations. Let's not add to that.

    • @dlilwon
      @dlilwon 6 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Mike Zimmer lol 🤣 you just help prove the point the initial comment was trying to make.

    • @TheArtkaw
      @TheArtkaw 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      A Dotard with retarded Trumptards. Fitting.

    • @brodyhill1449
      @brodyhill1449 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Lirrulewon No one ever brings up HRC till they do.

    • @Wuzwrongwitdatdolla
      @Wuzwrongwitdatdolla 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Brody Hill Trump literally brought it up in that interview with no prompt...like constantly does.

  • @martijn3151
    @martijn3151 6 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    “Sir... that’s not a phony cloud... that’s your hair”
    I died

  • @nyashab4276
    @nyashab4276 6 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    U can tell when the interview took a wrong turn.... the look on the hosts face is priceless. 😂😂😂😂

  • @charmingjim
    @charmingjim 6 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    Is was strange (but not unexpected) that the Fox news website did not give any coverage of this rant by Trump. I would think after having a president talk on a morning show a network would be reporting all day on it. Not a word from them. The must have been in shock.

    • @DigiVixen
      @DigiVixen 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That IS interesting.... Very interesting indeed.

    • @chezmoi42
      @chezmoi42 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The less said the better. They are just hoping it will go away.

  • @vuexiong854
    @vuexiong854 6 ปีที่แล้ว +243

    Hot DAMN, never heard the word business so many times in one incomplete sentence before.

    • @pbconcerned6408
      @pbconcerned6408 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I counted 11 times he said business. LOL

    • @krombopulos_michael
      @krombopulos_michael 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Sounded like Vincent from Bojack Horseman who has a definitely real job at the business factory.

    • @hopehochhalter4949
      @hopehochhalter4949 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He was slurring again too. Somewhat hard to hear in this short segment. Seth Meyers played some longer sections of this interview and you can definitely tell he's slurring

    • @rockyroqs699
      @rockyroqs699 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      It seriously reminded me of Vincent from Bojack! 😂😂 Was looking for anyone else who caught it 😂

    • @olyvialund5541
      @olyvialund5541 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      He was obviously trying to meet the word count on some non-existent essay

  • @xaiano794
    @xaiano794 6 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    Fox and friends were like "right, we're never doing THAT again..."

    • @dumbunny6
      @dumbunny6 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      They're the first show that has to put the President on their Block Caller list.

  • @missmayflower
    @missmayflower 6 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    Love the stunned looks on the faces of the TV hosts!

    • @FrankypankyV8
      @FrankypankyV8 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      missmayflower I bet they miss Obama now... 😁

    • @Ultimaton100
      @Ultimaton100 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I’m just struggling to understand how they could possibly be so surprised. They knew who Trump was when they signed on as his official propaganda network.

    • @lynntaylor9681
      @lynntaylor9681 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah that's great. I liked that too.

  • @michellem8739
    @michellem8739 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    They're facial expressions are without a doubt 100% pure comedy gold!

  • @toadjiang7626
    @toadjiang7626 6 ปีที่แล้ว +242

    I have a relative just like Trump who always sits in the couch rambling all day, but in her defense she is 107.

    • @kpaterson9717
      @kpaterson9717 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Toad Jiang You're hilarious 😂😂 brilliant comment

    • @victormendoza871
      @victormendoza871 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      He is close enough by American standards with all the meat products and cholesterol in the arteries

    • @marioanothlp
      @marioanothlp 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hey how dare you disrespect old people! They at least make sense most of the time....

    • @tmc4471
      @tmc4471 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      😆🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @tarrynlea
      @tarrynlea 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      She probably still makes more sense

  • @stealthattack2209
    @stealthattack2209 6 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    The look on the faces of those three said it all. You can even hear someone in the background groaning.

    • @dra6o0n
      @dra6o0n 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Timestamp it.

  • @Tocsin-Bang
    @Tocsin-Bang 6 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    How many times can you repeat a word without making a single sentence?

    • @airsoft2xtreme
      @airsoft2xtreme 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo

    • @hazukichanx408
      @hazukichanx408 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The answer, I think you'll find, is business business business with a business and has business to do with the business which business is not my business, but business business. Wait, crap, that was almost coherent.

    • @tarynebright4048
      @tarynebright4048 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      9

  • @Tocsin-Bang
    @Tocsin-Bang 6 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    Fascinating watching the President slowly self-destruct.

    • @mikeca98
      @mikeca98 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Luckily, the nasty ol' granny cheated Bernie the Socialist, and then self-destructed before getting to the launch pad.

    • @Volleyball_Chess_and_Geoguessr
      @Volleyball_Chess_and_Geoguessr 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Odd that you say that because I see the left self-destructing haha. Starbucks... you eventually turn on each other in your insanity.

    • @elizabethanders8069
      @elizabethanders8069 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Stephen Cook I agree. What a MELTDOWN!!

  • @nathanmckenzie904
    @nathanmckenzie904 6 ปีที่แล้ว +241

    She's earned a shopping spree, about $130,000 dollars worth.
    BURN!

    • @nathanmckenzie904
      @nathanmckenzie904 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Martha Teferi That's how much he paid to keep Stormy quiet

    • @Neojhun
      @Neojhun 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      $130,000 was the substantial amount of money to break Campaign Finance laws.

    • @peggybrown1322
      @peggybrown1322 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Fred Garvin we can only hope.....

    • @peggybrown1322
      @peggybrown1322 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I can't believe there's anyone who doesn't understand the $130,000 reference....

  • @baddmanaz
    @baddmanaz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    This is your president? You people must be extremely embarrassed

  • @donnaboo2204
    @donnaboo2204 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Thanks for making us laff, during a very very dark time!!!!

  • @kristaranacher3613
    @kristaranacher3613 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    lol -- the body language on the fox couch

  • @bobleonard99
    @bobleonard99 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    50 years from now, this Fox & Friends clip will still be "viral".

  • @ChrisTheCringe
    @ChrisTheCringe 6 ปีที่แล้ว +285

    "I don't have time to watch CNN"
    Spends whole time rambling on Fox & Friends

    • @MrDavidBFoster
      @MrDavidBFoster 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Well, that could be WHY he doesn't have any time for CNN... Give the guy some credit, he WORKS for a living! lol

    • @krombopulos_michael
      @krombopulos_michael 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Rambling about CNN, which he doesn't watch, but knows all about

    • @MisteRRYouTuby
      @MisteRRYouTuby 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ChrisMC: *DEBUNKED BY THE VERY NEXT SENTENCE!* "I never watch any [CNN] at all. I watched them last night." Not a pause in breath nor timing!

    • @Derekivery
      @Derekivery 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      "I never watch CNN so I don't know why when I was watching CNN they said I watch it, it annoyed me so much I almost turned off CNN."

  • @cyndimoring9389
    @cyndimoring9389 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    That's what narcissists give at birthdays. My ex was the same. But watch, they go out and buy themselves something right around the same time.

  • @VioletDeliriums
    @VioletDeliriums 6 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    2:31 "Yes. Michael is in business. He is in the business of business as a businessman. His business is being in business and it's none of my business. So...who am I to be all up in his bidness...bizzz...bizznizz."

    • @ikame28
      @ikame28 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Violet Deliriums hahahahahaahhahahahahahahahahahaahahhahahahahahahahaha

    • @VioletDeliriums
      @VioletDeliriums 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I know, Colbert doing his voice and his tweets cracks me up!!! :D

  • @SoSoMikaela
    @SoSoMikaela 6 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    But don't worry, folks. His pill popping, alcoholic doctor has already assured us that Mr. Trump has perfect mental health.

    • @gilbertconner6478
      @gilbertconner6478 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Phaexos and don't forget.he can live til he's two hundred.

  • @aditsu
    @aditsu 6 ปีที่แล้ว +187

    What? A cloud over his head? Perhaps... a stormy cloud? ^_^

    • @janeryan2709
      @janeryan2709 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      aditsu 😜😜😜😜

    • @Metal0sopher
      @Metal0sopher 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      A golden stormy cloud, with imminent showers.

    • @J0J0155
      @J0J0155 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Expect golden showers in the next few weeks, May get crazy

    • @snoopypeanuts5364
      @snoopypeanuts5364 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂

    • @cmdraftbrn
      @cmdraftbrn 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      stormy watch 2018

  • @Pooty_With_A_Fat_Booty
    @Pooty_With_A_Fat_Booty 6 ปีที่แล้ว +427

    I don't think the sleazeball even got her a card.

    • @eoa363
      @eoa363 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Ulle Bishope Someone on his team did, I'm sure.

    • @fquint6468
      @fquint6468 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I don’t think so either lol

    • @karenpiotte90
      @karenpiotte90 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ulle Bishope of course not!

    • @MelRoe101
      @MelRoe101 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Probably had to remind him it was her birthday too

    • @badride47
      @badride47 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Anon he got her nothing!

  • @hiddentreasure6907
    @hiddentreasure6907 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    After listening to that interview I honestly don’t see how anyone can continue to support this man. He’s like a child looking for validation. It’s clear he’s unfit for office.

    • @Volleyball_Chess_and_Geoguessr
      @Volleyball_Chess_and_Geoguessr 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      You realize you listened to a biased editing of it right? I'm about to go watch it in entirety to make up my own mind. I like to do that.

    • @hiddentreasure6907
      @hiddentreasure6907 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Homebirth Homeschool Homestead I’ve seen the whole interview. Doesn’t change my opinion.

    • @Volleyball_Chess_and_Geoguessr
      @Volleyball_Chess_and_Geoguessr 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I just got done watching it. I thought it was pretty tame. I was really surprised at the hateful comments on something like that. I try not to assume people are paid, but it seemed a bit much. I guess if you already have it in your head that if he speaks like a normal person, not like Obama then he's a rambling raving lunatic who you've already decided you hate, then you would watch it through that lens. I think his way of talking is refreshing like an actual human being. I couldn't stand Obama's political speaking where he says nothing of substance. Trump also starts out with points because he gave us a tax cut whereas Obama just raised our healthcare premiums. That's all he accomplished in 8 years as far as my life is concerned.

    • @christopherlund9038
      @christopherlund9038 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Wow, I'll give you points for wrapping up your "crazy" and putting a nice bow on top, but it's nothing more than crazy BS. If you honestly thought it was normal of Trump to bring up the election and the number of electoral college votes over a year and half later on a morning talk show that nobody even asked him about, then you need to be checked into the same mental asylum as Trump. He should be talking about China, N. Korea, the opioid epidemic....literally ANYTHING but the 2016 election, collusion with Russia, or how he's been the toughest on Russia while failing to do what Nikki Haley said the administration would do in issuing tough sanctions on Russia fro assisting Syria with the chemical attack of his own people. But, you took the cake trying to criticize Obama's speaking ability. You are clearly insane or a paid Russian troll. Either way, after saying what you did about preferring Trump's speaking ability to that of Obama, NOTHING you can say will mean anything or have even the slightest influence on me or anyone who reads your comment.

  • @Pontius888
    @Pontius888 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    It's like speaking with insanity itself.

  • @colevowell9212
    @colevowell9212 6 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Trump, its been over a year. Why are you still talking about the election??

    • @Pokenopoly
      @Pokenopoly 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      A confused old man rambling about whatever.

    • @MrDavidBFoster
      @MrDavidBFoster 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What else has he got to talk about?

    • @loc978
      @loc978 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Winning is everything to him, and enough people have said he didn't win legitimately to make him "feel like a loser". Basically the same psychology as a 5-year-old bully.

  • @TsukiNaito1
    @TsukiNaito1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    My birthday was the 26th. Bought myself a mug with a $5 off birthday coupon sent to me by Hot Topic. Made off better than the FLOTUS. 😎

  • @ReezyMCarter
    @ReezyMCarter 6 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    Cocain is one hell of a drug

    • @tboss8157
      @tboss8157 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Eobard Thawne eat shit fucking clown

    • @muadhib001
      @muadhib001 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think hes on old school acid

    • @steverogers6572
      @steverogers6572 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      T Boss triggered little snowflake

    • @steverogers6572
      @steverogers6572 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      T Boss cry more pls

    • @tboss8157
      @tboss8157 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Steve Rogers trump stan stay cuuuuucked

  • @MichaelFlynn0
    @MichaelFlynn0 6 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    "that's not a phony cloud - that's your hair."...such a good line......Credit to the writers.

  • @misterb3577
    @misterb3577 6 ปีที่แล้ว +202

    Pfft, I love seeing the 'Fox & Friends' hosts' smiles just gradually crumble away as Trump just kept talking and talking. The first clip was bright smiles all around, later clips just look like they're at a family cook-out pretending to be interested in drunk Uncle Trump's conspiracy ramblings.

    • @professorbutters
      @professorbutters 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      MisterB The woman in the middle is doing an awesome job at holding a straight face. She’s just not reacting at all.

    • @DevinParker
      @DevinParker 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      In a more just world, he’d call back every morning and they’d have to just deal with what they helped create.

    • @divadoll606
      @divadoll606 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Devin Parker They deserve every second of it.

    • @desertdaisymarie6951
      @desertdaisymarie6951 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yup, they be like 😁😊😕😳🙄

    • @111cvb111
      @111cvb111 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "Do I get paid enough for this?"
      "Oh god, I don't get paid enough for this."

  • @TawdryTempest
    @TawdryTempest 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This monologue was FIRE! That Melania joke about the shopping spree--crying XD

  • @surfnskate76
    @surfnskate76 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Look how happy they all were in the beginning. Completely different mood at the end.

  • @Chalky.
    @Chalky. 6 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    I can imagine the Fox News producers were screaming in their ears "GET HIM OFF THE PHONE... EVEN WE CAN'T DEFEND THIS AMOUNT OF CRAZY"

    • @CrocodileWhispers
      @CrocodileWhispers 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      If you watch the video on fox news youtube ans go to 13:55 you can very audibly here a camera man or producer say "Jesus Christ" as Trump starts to rant on the FBI

    • @QuayNemSorr
      @QuayNemSorr 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You can also see the hosts begin to get nervous ticks with their hands. Their faces are just petrified.

    • @rogerstarkey5390
      @rogerstarkey5390 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Chalky
      While they're thinking
      "WHATEVER I say, my career is down the toilet"
      "Say NOTHING!"

    • @brooklynn7658
      @brooklynn7658 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Crocodile Whispers Wow! You have a great ear. That's gold thank you! 😂

    • @thehollowlingwin
      @thehollowlingwin 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      As someone who has a degree in Broadcasting I know full well how much problems are caused by someone that goes on and on and on, ruins the schedule!

  • @slihrih1340
    @slihrih1340 6 ปีที่แล้ว +180

    Don’t think Melania gives two hoots about Trumps presents or presence!

    • @zachryder3150
      @zachryder3150 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      You misspelled "any". 'Two' is too many

    • @slihrih1340
      @slihrih1340 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Zach Ryder I stand corrected 🙏🏾

    • @cisco8650
      @cisco8650 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I think his gift to her was his absence on her birthday.

  • @go-goakins1489
    @go-goakins1489 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Thank you mr Colbert, your show rules👍👏👏👏👏👏👏👏😎

  • @niceguy2171
    @niceguy2171 6 ปีที่แล้ว +289

    While I normally would never encourage anyone to watch 'Fox an Friends' do look up that eps. on youtube and listen to it fully, and then ask yourself when you do..would you elect the person speaking to a dog catcher post? And "is that person even close to being sane?" If you are truthful to yourself, the answer is obvious.

    • @judioregan4210
      @judioregan4210 6 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Mike Zimmer - the whole fucking world can't function knowing that Trump is your president! For the love of God, look up cognitive dissonance. Because you have it bad.

    • @Benrad524
      @Benrad524 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      th-cam.com/video/_lu_Hgw60Ns/w-d-xo.html heres the full thing
      pretty crazy

    • @niceguy2171
      @niceguy2171 6 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      So saying listen to a unedited audio recording of your president triggers you so mike that it triggers a comment like that, and since I'm a multiple tour Veteran who has served through combat, I can say whatever I choose. Love the added attempt at a threat, when YOU would be the one to "run and hide" if we met in real life, but continue to try and be a keyboard bad a*s. Judi said it excellent as well. Thank you BenRad for linking to it ;)

    • @Zeuts85
      @Zeuts85 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @Mike Zimmer
      Lol. The irony is that you can't seem to handle people making fun of the idiot you voted for. Who is it that needs a safe space again?

    • @mmflynn1
      @mmflynn1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Mike Zimmer If you ever left your mother's basement, you'd know how full of shit you really are.

  • @JacktheHand
    @JacktheHand 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Fox and Friends looked like they just got a visit from the unwanted relative.

    • @pcppbadminton
      @pcppbadminton 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It was like my first visit from a Jehovah's Witness. Totally up for a 2 minute chat until I realise they're going to be talking shit for half an hour and I'm too polite to tell them to shove off.

  • @johncarroll5178
    @johncarroll5178 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    That phone calls is going to be turned into a movie 'Grouching Moron, Paper Tiger'.

  • @mattlawson714
    @mattlawson714 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love how the guy on the right was apparently humming "Semi-Charmed Life" by Third Eye Blind to himself.... anybody else catch that?

  • @___Tj
    @___Tj 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    How is Stephen Colbert just so good at his job. I watch this show each and everyday and never ever get tired of it!!!

  • @callumjohnston858
    @callumjohnston858 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    My god! Trump is actually 3 kids in a trenchcoat.

    • @gilbertconner6478
      @gilbertconner6478 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Callum Johnston oh my god that was great.im dying laughing.holy shit after that I'm never gonna be the same.

    • @guthriesturmey3863
      @guthriesturmey3863 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I feel SOO BAD for the kid on top with that hair

  • @jamessmith-pf5zf
    @jamessmith-pf5zf 6 ปีที่แล้ว +183

    Has anyone else noticed the radical decline of troll activity? I see tens of thousands of mouthbreathers going back under their rocks.

    • @andrewowens4421
      @andrewowens4421 6 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      It's the sheer craziness. You still find a few up and running, but the majority are so ashamed about the President's performance in that interview that they'd rather not say anything and just hope it fades away.

    • @author_tiffany_dionne
      @author_tiffany_dionne 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      james smith Go watch Fox News, they're over there praising his greatness. Lol

    • @dra6o0n
      @dra6o0n 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      We need to preserve this phone call and clip and instantly use this every time ring wingers show up to speak nonsense.

    • @markb6295
      @markb6295 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      dra6o0n
      They'll just claim "fake nyooz", or "old nyooz", or "Hillary's e-mails".
      I love when they do those last 2 together, & then inform them that the emails are old news.... it always sends em cryin to mommy

    • @TDTRondas
      @TDTRondas 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      It's more obvious the troll decline in the Rachel's Maddow Show, seems as if they already gave up showing at those channels.
      By the way, just look at Trump's Twitter acount and how his support declines is beyond anything I could imagine before november. May be Cohen was the one paying for the Troll activity or a lot of people just gave up trying to show up Trump as: "The voice of the people" like he loves to be talked about.

  • @angryyogbuscus1578
    @angryyogbuscus1578 6 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    *BIZNISS*

  • @kongo-zaire
    @kongo-zaire 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "Sir that's not a phony cloud... that your hair...!" 😆😆😆😆😆😆 this guys always distroys the Donald Trump aka #PresidentSpanky

  • @charlottesavage5966
    @charlottesavage5966 6 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    The poor folks at the Fox and Friends didnt know how to get Trump away without offending their biggest sucker

    • @holister444
      @holister444 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Poor folks? It's their fault we have this horrid demented psycho as president. I pity the sad, pathetic moron named Trump. I HATE all those enablers who support him for measly buck or some kind of position and power, knowing all well he's a pathological liar and know nothing demento.

    • @charlottesavage5966
      @charlottesavage5966 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Very true. However I still feel pity for them as I don't think they had a very valid choice between the two large party leaders that ran that year. I am very glad to not be in America ;)

    • @vanyadolly
      @vanyadolly 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I don't know. I doubt it makes much of a difference, but even people who support him have to think it's pretty shitty not to get your wife a birthday present when you're an alleged billionaire and dragging her through a media/legal scandal about the affair you had with a porn star while she was pregnant with your child. I mean, WTF?

    • @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
      @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh yes, poor Fox & Friends. I weep for them.
      All the way to the bank.

    • @guibox3
      @guibox3 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @ elijah mikle He went on Fox and Friends and unraveled on Melania's birthday...But somehow I can't help but feel that it was us who got the gift. :D

  • @rulisa1131
    @rulisa1131 6 ปีที่แล้ว +495

    If we survive the next decade, the movies about the Trump years willl be endless.

    • @pbconcerned6408
      @pbconcerned6408 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      The books already are.

    • @chiefbanks8753
      @chiefbanks8753 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      The documentaries, books, movies, etc....I think the only reason we haven't impeached him yet is for the entertainment lol

    • @PointsofData
      @PointsofData 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Oh god don't say that. We'll never be free if its true.

    • @soisaidtogod4248
      @soisaidtogod4248 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Visions of a movie like Airplane using Cheeto's term as POTUS.

    • @nottelling4828
      @nottelling4828 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @Joel: The Trump flicks will make us totally forget about the Alaskan woman who ran as VP a few years back.

  • @heavenshaffer
    @heavenshaffer 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I wonder if the rambling on and on to Fox and Friends instead of Melania was a gift for her birthday.

  • @Angel-lc7vu
    @Angel-lc7vu 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Stephen is Roast MASTER

  • @sxrgxxfit4511
    @sxrgxxfit4511 6 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    We live in a joke reality

    • @Zombgetsu
      @Zombgetsu 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Smart Monkey people don't realize the presidents have all been pawns since Reagan that I know of.... so basically a giant puppet to keep us busy while the real adults do things while the kids are being watched by paid nanny.

    • @larapalma3744
      @larapalma3744 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      rex constantino maybe they do but don't care

    • @larapalma3744
      @larapalma3744 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dramatic music

  • @natale149
    @natale149 6 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    Thank you Mr Colbert, laughter is the best medicine. If it wasn't for you guys most of us would have jumped off the Manhattan bridge by now. 🍷

    • @jefffritts2097
      @jefffritts2097 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes !keep on laughing, you're going to need it! it's going 2be an eternity of "mental anguish "and pain! Some advice for my liberal friend here! Nobody can change what's going to happen! I suggest you get your spirit right!!! And have a good day......🙃

    • @OkBud1997
      @OkBud1997 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      lina Arroyo Please do before you breed we dont need any more stupid kids in the world

  • @415s30
    @415s30 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    He's not a billionaire, he lied about all that remember. Tiger blood, dragon energy!

  • @KrazyKawiZX6R
    @KrazyKawiZX6R 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Sir, that's not a phony cloud. That's your hair." I'm dead lol

  • @etcetraetcetra3173
    @etcetraetcetra3173 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    $130k worth of shopping spree for Melania's birthday gift? I think it should be at least $280k. Don't forget Karen McDougal.

  • @JumperWC
    @JumperWC 6 ปีที่แล้ว +242

    Stephen Colbert is such a likeable and charismatic person, I love his show!

    • @bisonchicka
      @bisonchicka 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      JumperWC I’ve loved him since his Comedy Central show.

    • @David-cp6rl
      @David-cp6rl 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He's a snake and a piece of shit

    • @KhanWolf95
      @KhanWolf95 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      JumperWC so many butthurt people in your comment thread lmao.

    • @kylebowles6197
      @kylebowles6197 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yeah him and Jimmy Kimmel are brilliant!

    • @Heycool08
      @Heycool08 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "you couldn't think *you're* way out of a paper bag"
      God, you just make it so easy. You can't even call someone stupid without sounding stupid. Let alone even APPROACH an actual argument.
      Let's start here: an example of Colbert lying. Clearly a lot of people don't see it so oh benevolent genius, please shine down your amazing wisdom on everyone. If you REALLY think people who like these shows are stupid/ignorant you should want to help them, not just berate them with baseless shitvomit.

  • @roxydownunder
    @roxydownunder 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Business businesses businessman blah blah blah Cohen is a businessman...A+ omg the look on their faces stunned mullets

  • @derrickstorm6976
    @derrickstorm6976 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "I thought people buy me gifts on their birthday"

  • @tjw_
    @tjw_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    I'm surpirsed they didn't mention the fact you can hear crew members muttering "oh god..." and "jesus christ..." in the background at different points during the interview.

    • @timeaesnyx
      @timeaesnyx 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Tyler Weston really? 😄

    • @rebeccajoyner3858
      @rebeccajoyner3858 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Could you Really?! That's Hilarious!

    • @tjw_
      @tjw_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      listen around 13:40 - 14:00 in the original interview, you probably need headphones on beause you can't hear much over trump's yelling

    • @NeonDream
      @NeonDream 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That's fucking amazing

    • @ninjasanin500
      @ninjasanin500 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Tyler Weston 😆😆😂😂

  • @patsin6873
    @patsin6873 6 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    When your Dad is ranting around like this you better take his creditcards away and start looking for a nice place at shady acres ... and for f sakes take the car keys away!!!

    • @ruialexandre6197
      @ruialexandre6197 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The car keys part has been taken care of.

    • @MrDavidBFoster
      @MrDavidBFoster 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don't think Trump's ever driven anything bigger than a golf cart.

    • @patsin6873
      @patsin6873 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And whattabout the nuke button...

    • @dra6o0n
      @dra6o0n 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Anyone with peanuts for brains obviously don't want to give him the nuclear launch sequence... Not like Trump would remember how to use it.

    • @patsin6873
      @patsin6873 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      yeahhh ... its not like he (let) have launched some missles to an area where russian are stationed .... piu piu bing boing .... ok .... he gave them a little warning by tweeting like a little russian songbird ... so it was just a 150 Mio. fire work ... and Melania got 5 minutes of pure pleasure when he came back from the situation room and launched his orange missle ... .... sorry vomited a little ... yak

  • @Zofmui
    @Zofmui 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Trump found his hidden stash in the bathroom. Is it snowing??

  • @scheis123
    @scheis123 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    No one can listen to Dishonest Donald's rant and not come away with one question: what is he trying to hide?

  • @KingOfMadCows
    @KingOfMadCows 6 ปีที่แล้ว +615

    Trump didn't have time to get Melania a birthday present but could spend 30 minutes ranting to Fox & Friends.
    And I'm guessing Melania's birthday wish is that she had negotiated better on that prenup.

    • @RetroBackslash
      @RetroBackslash 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      She's just gotta hang in there until 2020 and she's going to walk away with a shitload.

    • @minimoog4236
      @minimoog4236 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Can you imagine the book deal? Those numbers will be off the charts

    • @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
      @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Say it to "dragon energy": we want pre-nup... WE WANT PRE-NUP

    • @vaidehiraghavan
      @vaidehiraghavan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      KingOf MadCows, exactly. She is dumb and doesn't know his shitty business deals that he is actually banckrupt and may get only a sack full of copper(instead of gold)coins(pennies). She should say 'fuck prenup and divorce him, get a book deal and stand up and may get designer ad deals'

    • @KhanWolf95
      @KhanWolf95 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      gobsmacked you sound mad buddy lol.

  • @ciliaris2
    @ciliaris2 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    It was like Fox and friends were watched a 30 minute car crash happening.
    And were paralyzed about doing anything about it.

    • @jamessandy5873
      @jamessandy5873 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      “...were watched”?? What the hell language is that? lol

  • @Jerew
    @Jerew 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    130,001 DOLLARS WOULD BE A GREAT GIFT CONSIDERING IT'S WHAT HE GAVE STORMY DANEILS TO KEEP QUIET

  • @JK29PITBULL
    @JK29PITBULL 6 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    How on earth did this guy become President?

    • @Battleschnodder
      @Battleschnodder 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      yeah, but how did the whiny fuck that whined for half an hour on the phone become President?

    • @Anne--Marie
      @Anne--Marie 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He was appointed by the electoral college.

    • @Volleyball_Chess_and_Geoguessr
      @Volleyball_Chess_and_Geoguessr 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Glad someone finally asked. Because liberals. People are sick of their crap.

    • @Chunkboi
      @Chunkboi 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The electoral college needs a higher standard GPA.

    • @trishahernz7809
      @trishahernz7809 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Americans would rather have Trump than Clinton. At least his insanity is new.

  • @coffeeNTrees
    @coffeeNTrees 6 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    Melania got her gift early. Separate sleeping quarters.

  • @colleenknudsen9590
    @colleenknudsen9590 6 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    Hilarious! Shopping spree around $130,000.

    • @spinalcrackerbox
      @spinalcrackerbox 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      My neighbours could tell I was at home when that line happened ;)

    • @larapalma3744
      @larapalma3744 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Colleen Knudsen best line of the year!

    • @kittjy9438
      @kittjy9438 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I heard from Conan it should be twice or thrice the amount you spent on the hooker 😅

  • @msanthropea13
    @msanthropea13 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Trump gets a presidential first.
    This has to be the first time in American history when the President was speaking on live tv and the network cut him off by using the excuse that they could not preempt a commercial featuring some dude selling catheters.

    • @chezmoi42
      @chezmoi42 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Oh, you mean the guy John Oliver pays to give Trump civics lessons, right?

    • @msanthropea13
      @msanthropea13 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      chez moi no.
      th-cam.com/video/2soNIkzS0m4/w-d-xo.html

    • @chezmoi42
      @chezmoi42 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      MsAnthropea Necrosis Yes. Didn't you know that? :-)
      adage.com/article/media/john-oliver-buying-fox-news-ads-educate-trump/311284/

    • @msanthropea13
      @msanthropea13 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes, I know about Oliver's catheter cowboy. My statement was not to address any certain pop culture phenomenon, just the general absurdity of cutting off the President because they were "running out of time".
      Now are you going to argue with me about that?

    • @chezmoi42
      @chezmoi42 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think the general absurdity of the thirty-minute rant trumps any reason they may have offered for ending the call. Someone in the control room was obviously signaling 'cut him off'; whether they considered that he was doing more damage to himself or the show is difficult to judge. If he had been making sense perhaps there would have been less of a rush to get him off the air.

  • @dooluv5769
    @dooluv5769 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This remind me of Pulp Fiction. "Say what again, say what one more time". Replace "what" with "business".

  • @marsattacks7071
    @marsattacks7071 6 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    That wasn't an interview, it was a monologue ! A crazy stand up monologue made by a loose cannon...

    • @kensharpe1047
      @kensharpe1047 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Eric D. Exactly the way Super Villains monologue..

    • @judioregan4210
      @judioregan4210 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Sven Tempest - yeah, or the nutter who insists on sitting next to you on the empty night bus. Or perhaps it's a case of: "Oh shit!! Grandpa's got out again. He's out the front, he's pulled his pants down and he's yelling at the pigeons!!"

    • @FrankypankyV8
      @FrankypankyV8 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Eric D. Fidel Castro would be proud... 😁

    • @marsattacks7071
      @marsattacks7071 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Do we have a loser here ? lol Trump is going down and so are you... Loser !

    • @judioregan4210
      @judioregan4210 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      T Boss - Awww. Did the nasty man hurt your widdle Trumpy feewings? 😭 😭 😭 Never mind, my widdle cherub. Now go find your blankie, it's nap time. 😁👶
      By the way, do you even know what "cuckold" means? It's an old English insult for a man whose wife has left or cheated on him. So how does your comment even make sense?.... Oh wait... Never mind. 🙄

  • @CatloafCreative
    @CatloafCreative 6 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    That's totally how my conversations with my grandfather go.

    • @maryrosekent8223
      @maryrosekent8223 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Tani Person: I know how it is when you’re young, but if you love them, tell them often and spend as much time with them as you can. You’ll likely spend most of your life without them and that can be heartbreaking. My grandmother died 29 years ago and my grandfather 18 years ago and I still miss them with deep pain in my heart. I spent a lot of time with them, but I wish it had been even more.

    • @pcbassoon3892
      @pcbassoon3892 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same. My grandma is 92 and we just do a lot of nodding and smiling with her.

    • @jamessandy5873
      @jamessandy5873 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Don’t be disrespecting your grandfather now!

    • @ericwall6219
      @ericwall6219 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Tani Person
      I’m sorry to hear that your grandfather has Alzheimer’s.. as Trump proves constantly, it can really be a struggle to deal with.

    • @CatloafCreative
      @CatloafCreative 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don't know if I should justify any of these responses but in the intrest of honest dialogue and since I offered comment in the first place in add some details as to how serious this is for me.
      My grandfather is 88 and of complete sounds mind and body. He still does his own yardwork and home repairs. But he is a war vet, he was forced into the Navy because he was a troubled youth that grew up in the slums and when he got in trouble with law it was the military or jail. My grandfather is not a saint, he really should be in jail were it not for his redeemable service to the country.
      There is no doubt that many off his less than desirable traits are due to a lifetime of CPTSD, he's never had treatment, and he's probably had to do a lot of mental backflips to exist so I often find myself listening to his rambling hero/victim speak. But I listen with love and respect. This is the byproduct out the life he had lived. Doesn't make it any less uncomfortable or crazy. Being totally serious and honest.

  • @seeya4046
    @seeya4046 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    LMAO. Thanks to everyone, writers, producers, musicians, everyone who makes this show possible... thank you!!!

  • @trinad8360
    @trinad8360 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    😂😂😂, Stephen you’re comedy at it’s Best👌🏽

  • @Sem5626
    @Sem5626 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    where ever they lay this poor man, let it be on his tombstone
    "I give myself an A plus"

    • @HeavyMetalMouse
      @HeavyMetalMouse 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Trump's eventual headstone can only be ''solid gold" (actually just gold foiled, but everyone will claim it's solid gold) in the shape of his name in block caps; it will be about three times as wide as it needs to be for his plot, and will be visible from every location in the cemetery. In death, he will be as much of an eyesore and waste of space and attention as he was in life.

  • @d3r4g45
    @d3r4g45 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Just listen to him. Just listen to the first "business" sentence. Sounds like a mad man, mentally unfit. That man is the president, surreal. Wouldn't trust someone talking like that to bring you the tacos.

  • @fquint6468
    @fquint6468 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The funny thing is we all know he didn’t even get her a card lmfao.

  • @MinersLoveGames
    @MinersLoveGames 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1048

    Our country is screwed.

    • @warmredwater
      @warmredwater 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      This is our wake up call.

    • @crispy-k
      @crispy-k 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No, it doesn't just work like that.

    • @noodoo19
      @noodoo19 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Take heart, Trump is a businessman, and his business is manufacturing all the rope he'll ever need to hang himself.

    • @MrPerfactto27
      @MrPerfactto27 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      only if your liberals leftys keep doing what there doing ;-(

    • @imppro
      @imppro 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Richard Fitt Here we see a triggered Snowflake in it's natural habitat.