Was Helsinki A 'Top Three' Worst Moment Of Trump's Presidency?

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  • Kowtowing to an adversary on an international stage would be the lowest moment of most presidencies. But most presidencies aren't Donald Trump's.
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  • @DBDVSME
    @DBDVSME 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Oh, how innocent were we back then ... believing that Helsinki was "the worst"

    • @lenkacfk7155
      @lenkacfk7155 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yeah, just watched this and thought "top THREE?!? This didn't even make the top 100!"

  • @NightFlyStudio
    @NightFlyStudio 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1188

    If Obama had said this, he'd be impeached like, yesterday.

    • @robprocks
      @robprocks 5 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      Ljink Exactly, 45 is a traitor, and no consequences, President Obama would have been lynched!!!!

    • @littlebilly2326
      @littlebilly2326 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Wrong

    • @wheelitzr2
      @wheelitzr2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      Ljink if Obama had done one single thing that trump has he would have been hung from a tree outside!

    • @beautifulwoman6744
      @beautifulwoman6744 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Ljink If Obama had even thought about doing a 10th of the INCOMPETENT crap Rump has done he'd have been arrested.

    • @TheMrKeats
      @TheMrKeats 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      LMAO... I think they are still trying to impeach him.

  • @larrywhite4022
    @larrywhite4022 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    I hear you. Political success over honor. " What profit is it for a man to gain the whole world and lose his soul ?"

  • @0Turbox
    @0Turbox 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    That Trump speech, even Putin himself felt uncomfortable listen to it. "Shiiit, Donald, you are going to far, no one will believe us this".

    • @chrisford1651
      @chrisford1651 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      you're right the guy who doesn't understand English is very uncomfortable

    • @PlayshotKalo
      @PlayshotKalo 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Putin underestimates the stupidity of the American right

  • @jonjosenna5581
    @jonjosenna5581 5 ปีที่แล้ว +331

    Bully’s are usually always cowards, when it really counts.

    • @hks2377
      @hks2377 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Yes. That’s why he talks tough to our allies, who aren’t a literal or ideological threat, while he kisses up to authoritarians!

    • @gregballard4318
      @gregballard4318 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Stephen Colbert is literally a bully to trump
      Colbert can’t go ONE episode without making some unoriginal joke about trump
      How is trump a bully? Give me two examples

    • @gregballard4318
      @gregballard4318 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Trump did the same “mocking” on ted Cruz
      Trump moves his hands a lot we all know this and he did the same thing to that disabled reporter as he did with Ted Cruz but the media won’t show you a compilation of trump flailing his arms about anyone else
      Fool

    • @bkk1996
      @bkk1996 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      greg ballard please cite your source. I just did a quick search. Nauseatingly forced myself to watch Fox News' attempt to debunk what we all saw and it was a no-go, as was Ann Coulter's. Sooo... please enlighten us or enlighten yourself

    • @conephompany
      @conephompany 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm just an all around coward

  • @pennclick
    @pennclick 5 ปีที่แล้ว +578

    The fact that he refers to Helsinki as a performance just goes to show that he really truly believes the presidency can be managed like a reality tv show.

    • @Timedeather
      @Timedeather 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Just with the little difference that you can't cancel the show.

    • @jarchdm
      @jarchdm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      And unfortunately that seems to be the case. A soap opera with a new scandal every other day.

    • @nmga4022
      @nmga4022 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Zant oh my!!! thats exactly what i think about his presidency,he runs this country like a reality TV show and sadest thing is: like reality TV show his lies and shames Will be soon yesterday nesse!!!! I do feel sorry for those who support him.

    • @gigistoner8004
      @gigistoner8004 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I heard immediately after the "performance" and his interview with Sean Hannity of Faux "news", his top national security advisers wanted to brief him, yet he refused and went straight to his room to watch TV. Fucker wanted to see how he was being covered as he has stated "I study ratings".

    • @NewNormalWorldOrder
      @NewNormalWorldOrder 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Zant
      Trump’s entire presidency is basically one big scripted psy op, so... yeah it’s all a performance.

  • @Nick-qy3hu
    @Nick-qy3hu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Vladamir's body language shows that he was just as surprised as everybody else
    lol
    (TBH, IDK if that's an LOL or a :-( )

  • @susan6064
    @susan6064 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Thank You Mr. Colbert ....I REALLY needed a good laugh ....but PLEASE make him go away !!

  • @pvthitch
    @pvthitch 5 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    Remember, Remember, the 8th of November;
    Collusion, Treason and Plot.
    I know of no reason Collusion and Treason
    Should ever be Forgot.

    • @Jiff321
      @Jiff321 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      What about the 2012 debate when Obama laughed at Mitt Romney for bringing up the russians as a threat, and said the russians havent been a threat since the 1980s and if you think they are you know nothing and havent been paying attention. Or 4 months prior to the election when Obama was told that the russians were attempting to hack the DNC servers, he was told months before the election and told his intelligence agencies to stand down and do nothing. Is that treason or is that just an oopsies my bad?

    • @grendelum
      @grendelum 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      moemoney131 vee - and the _what-aboutism_ begins...

    • @annerodgers9149
      @annerodgers9149 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      moemoney131 vee o Purchase you tickets early Trump fans, your great leader has already left the country for Russia.

    • @drusillabakert939
      @drusillabakert939 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Moe hate to break it to you but what Obama said and did about Russia while in office was intended to deny Putin the central place on the world stage as a U S equal that he yearned for, which of course Trump has granted him to an even greater extent than Putin could have ever dreamed! His money was certainly well spent. Your comments about Obama telling the agencies to stand down on Russian hacking are incorrect, please get your news from sources other than Fox. We need a law that denies Trump the power to ever again meet with another world leader in secret: there must be an adult in the room who reads the briefs beforehand instead of playing golf like this idiot did, along with a law protecting the Mueller investigation. The New York media have documented countless ties between Trump, the Trump organization and Russians with shady backgrounds. Way past time to see those tax returns!

    • @mitanni0
      @mitanni0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I see what u did there, V ;-)

  • @petetimbrell3527
    @petetimbrell3527 5 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    In front of Putin, Chump speaks an octave higher. This is common among people (and especially children) that are frightened.
    He's a little boy standing outside the Headmaster's office

    • @larapalma3744
      @larapalma3744 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Extremely astute

    • @petetimbrell3527
      @petetimbrell3527 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@larapalma3744 Things have moved on some since then eh?
      If he's not jailed he'll seize power with the help of the GOP in 2024. His revenge then will seriously damage the US.
      If he is jailed, the GOP will spring and pardon him and he'll slither back into the halls of power that way.
      Perhaps we should update in 12 months time? Lol.
      Good luck.

  • @megadeoxyz2324
    @megadeoxyz2324 5 ปีที่แล้ว +195

    1. Baby Jail
    2. Charlottesville
    3. Putin Press Conference

    • @Proskey
      @Proskey 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mega Deoxyz don't forget murica

    • @johnlovett2948
      @johnlovett2948 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I live in Charlottesville and it is incredible how quickly people forgot and how little trump supporters cared.

    • @henrysimmelink4748
      @henrysimmelink4748 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mega Deoxyz A

    • @JohnDoe-nz6bk
      @JohnDoe-nz6bk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Baby jail???

    • @JohnDoe-nz6bk
      @JohnDoe-nz6bk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lovett we didn't care, trump didn't do anything wrong!

  • @_pbt_5965
    @_pbt_5965 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    🤣 man this never gets old!

  • @5450daniel
    @5450daniel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +396

    Honestly, it's hard for me to laugh during this monologue. At this point, I'm just so horrified at our president's conduct. It's so embarrassing it's not even funny.

    • @georgecano5356
      @georgecano5356 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Daniel Miranda I laugh but, it's more of a nervous laughter.

    • @chronobretz9511
      @chronobretz9511 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Welcome to the club there is punch in the corner

    • @leonchristian417
      @leonchristian417 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂😅😳😳😥

    • @muratti72muc
      @muratti72muc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      than stand up as american nation! Your enemies laugh about you because your No.1 give them all free tickets to do what they want.
      Your friends from around the world only feel sorry for you and do not understand why you as a nation allows a brainless clown to take your nation all your friends.
      I've never seen the US so powerless in all its history...

    • @hellfire718
      @hellfire718 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I stopped laughing ages ago.

  • @hammondthink7947
    @hammondthink7947 5 ปีที่แล้ว +347

    Every single second of Trump's presidency is the worst moment 🙄

    • @prezpolk4ever
      @prezpolk4ever 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      What about today, was today the worst moment in American history‽

    • @thaiparkse
      @thaiparkse 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hammond Think well my friend! He'll get ppl head spinning even more! just keep watching! Lol

    • @Mbq-sh6bj
      @Mbq-sh6bj 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      " What about today, was today the worst moment in American history‽"
      Hard to say. We can't see everything Trump & the GOP are doing all the time.

    • @joshburke6786
      @joshburke6786 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      So we're just going to ignore all of Hillary's crimes? Just checking

    • @joshburke6786
      @joshburke6786 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Admiral_Crunch I know right people don't think

  • @couragekarnga8735
    @couragekarnga8735 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Well said, Stephen, very well said. Stephen Colbert: keeping America sane one monologue at a time.

  • @ChrisPierreBacon
    @ChrisPierreBacon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    The punishment for treason is death.

    • @JohnDoe-nz6bk
      @JohnDoe-nz6bk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Chris P. Bacon good thing he hasn't committed treason!

    • @ChrisPierreBacon
      @ChrisPierreBacon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      John Doe How's Moscow this time of year comrade? The entire intelligence community unanimously agrees that Russia tried to interfere in the 2016 election. Trump publicly said "Putin told me that he didn't interfere and I see no reason to believe otherwise". Now he's trying to get the US to release 12 ex ambassadors to Moscow to answer for imagined crimes where Putin will surely kill them. What Trump is doing is called treason.

    • @JohnDoe-nz6bk
      @JohnDoe-nz6bk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Chris P. Bacon don't know, never been there. Oh, you mean those intelligence agencies who have been caught LYING on trump. The intelligence agencies who have colluded to keep trump out of office. The intelligence agencies who have protected killary from her illegal activities. The intelligence agencies who had a spy in trumps campaign. Those intelligence agencies?? I love how you libitards call everyone Russian who don't believe your bullshit lies! Oh, fucktard, you might wanna learn the definition of treason!

    • @ivotedforhillary6999
      @ivotedforhillary6999 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      John Doe lmfao right. Thing is you'll never get a link from them either there completely ignorant of facts there was no collusion what so ever Trump is doing great and fixing Obama so called great economy.

    • @pamelacass9642
      @pamelacass9642 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Leaves us President Pence. 🤤

  • @jjebryan
    @jjebryan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Americans wonder why other countries are so concerned with American politics. This is one of the reasons.

  • @DvLnDsGyZ
    @DvLnDsGyZ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +210

    VOTE AS IF YOUR LIFE DEPENDED ON IT! WE MUST DRAIN THE SWAMP OURSELVES!!

    • @dehro
      @dehro 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      your lives do depend on it.

    • @poonig2
      @poonig2 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      You're speaking as a true American republican that is -right?blahahahahahahah

    • @dehro
      @dehro 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      J Martino me? I'm neither American nor republican

    • @dr.trixiecp5651
      @dr.trixiecp5651 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Belle Serra because YOU’RE LIVES REALLY DOOOO DEPEND ON IT!!

    • @sciencewins3225
      @sciencewins3225 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The entire free world depends on you!!!!

  • @manjakwiej2986
    @manjakwiej2986 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Thank you Steve for all you do

  • @kimberleyhosmer8115
    @kimberleyhosmer8115 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "Extremely strong and powerful" translation: He had me in a headlock the whole time.

  • @serceew3326
    @serceew3326 5 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    As a californian i envy new Yorkers, 'cause they can be in the Late Show audience.

    • @zoothief3872
      @zoothief3872 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Serceew
      I was literally just thinking the same thing

    • @Rakkasan06
      @Rakkasan06 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      yep went there last week and it was fun and I was lucky enough to shake his hand.

    • @AlbertLara
      @AlbertLara 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That’s funny. I grew up in NYC and always wanted to go to The Price Is Right. I actually traveled to California and had “standby” tickets to The Price is Right but seats ran out for standby ticket holders.

  • @StevenTorrey
    @StevenTorrey 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    Just as you think it can't get any worse....

    • @sdgdhpmbp
      @sdgdhpmbp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Technically, it's not. We've known how Putin is the puppetmaster and the puppet wouldn't dare speak a word against him, while republicans can only at best pretend to be momentarily shocked.

  • @laughinggirl1871
    @laughinggirl1871 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    "Gangrene on the body politic", funny but true...smh.

  • @Herman47
    @Herman47 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    1. Withdrawal from Paris Climate Accord.
    2. Reaction to Hurricane in Puerto Rico.
    3. Helsinki Press Conference.
    Honorable Mention: Withdrawal from Iran Agreement.

  • @nhagan001
    @nhagan001 5 ปีที่แล้ว +259

    At this point, the "hold my beer" argument has gotten alcohol poisoning in regards to Trump outdoing himself.

    • @Seantendo
      @Seantendo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nathaniel Hagan I'm gonna use that.

    • @0Fyrebrand0
      @0Fyrebrand0 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      "Hold my vodka, komrade."

  • @SplashAttackTCG
    @SplashAttackTCG 5 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    I don’t care how long he has left. We need to impeach him to show future generations that we weren’t spineless and actually did something about this problem. Not just let time take care of it.

    • @stardude2006
      @stardude2006 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Splash Attack TCG Agreed

    • @Pamela-cn3pm
      @Pamela-cn3pm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Splash Attack TCG - I felt like that too, but trump has managed to impart his negative energy in me, and I want to see all those involved identified and removed of power and influence. Plus, then we'd get pence, ryan, hatch etc.

    • @stormcrowe27
      @stormcrowe27 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If they wouldn’t impeach Obama, no way they’re gonna impeach Trump.

    • @MalrexMontresor
      @MalrexMontresor 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I agree. Maybe people could be in denial immediately after the election, but by now, it's pretty clear Trump is tainted by the Russians. And if his fawning over Russia and Putin isn't enough, then his corruption should be. I don't need to be a liberal to be disgusted by him shoveling my tax dollars into his pockets every time he goes golfing at his resorts, or by his staff buying furniture and first class tickets on the public dime. The doubling of the deficit to over $1 trillion, his stupid trade war on our allies... I could go on. He is bad for this country, and I'm totally willing to vote for the other side to make his impeachment happen. Country over Party.

    • @tealmacfarlane
      @tealmacfarlane 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Our best chance is to vote out the Republicans kissing Trump's butt in the mid-terms because as long as they run the government, we're stuck with the President that's trying to sell us like we're real estate.

  • @dtschuor459
    @dtschuor459 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Damn, great stuff. Even for you Stephen and writers...you folks deliver so consistently, it's hard to pick a top 100 of 'your' best moments.

  • @ivanataylor5014
    @ivanataylor5014 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Stephen Colbert is in rare form. So much ENERGY! I love it 😍

  • @Skateandcreate9
    @Skateandcreate9 5 ปีที่แล้ว +224

    Love you Colbert 😂 keeping me sane

  • @wgjung1
    @wgjung1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +841

    So far, I'm pretty sure he can do worse.

    • @nhagan001
      @nhagan001 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I am starting to feel that a drug induced coma may be a better alternative... at least I could pretend to piece my life back together like Rick in TWD.
      Would make it fun at least.

    • @andrewforeman-loe3935
      @andrewforeman-loe3935 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That's not a good thing.

    • @JMwhocares
      @JMwhocares 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Sad but true

    • @tazgecko
      @tazgecko 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'm sure he will disappoint, not.

    • @GrubbJunker
      @GrubbJunker 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Still a few years to go.

  • @maryhernandez9063
    @maryhernandez9063 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You make everything crystal clear…bravo to you!

  • @davidhaggerty9850
    @davidhaggerty9850 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Best episode of "Real News Tonight", yet!

  • @akaimizu1
    @akaimizu1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    This practically says even more about the Republicans in the legislative branch. He "clarified" one word but forgot to "clarify" the other things he said in the speech, which supported the un-"clarified" word, yet the rest were fooled into thinking that one word was the only thing wrong in that speech. Breathed a sigh of relief, and then said "Yep. That's good. Our jobs are saved." No, whether Trump is successful or not, you guys just dumped on yourselves and got exposed even further that country is way lower on your scale of importance than party.

    • @robertgilleland3114
      @robertgilleland3114 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It seems to me they're using the Jim Jordan tactic of looking the other way.

  • @TheHua89
    @TheHua89 5 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    Hurry up Mueller!!!!!

    • @Jiff321
      @Jiff321 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Trump is an idiot but your living in a fantasy world if you think Russia effected the outcome of the election. The goal was to sew division by making each side think the other is evil by posting fake news. They succeeded.

    • @poonig2
      @poonig2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      he can't...he still has no clue as to where this is going and, any hard evidence...wake up dumb o crap

    • @TonyTone1
      @TonyTone1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      TheHua89. Hurry up Mueller conclude the investigation and lock up Trump for treason, collusion, obstruction of justice and unfit to be president

    • @TonyTone1
      @TonyTone1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      moemoney131 vee. You’re In denial with the facts that Muller indicted 12 Russians operatives on Friday and total of 25 Russians plus 5 Russian companies. Using stolen Americans data from Cambridge Analytica to influence Americans Facebook users during the election to vote for Trump. Come on, keep up with the current events and don’t be naive.
      If you’re going to be contrary to the facts I provided and Mark Zuckerberg hearing in D.C regarding Facebook users data breach.

    • @Jiff321
      @Jiff321 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So Trump stole the election because a different country posted on facebook..... say it out loud and see if you believe it still.

  • @johncharipurathu
    @johncharipurathu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    6:14 does he play the Rugrats theme after Stephen mentions Dillion Pickles?? 😂

  • @jessicawhitmore5350
    @jessicawhitmore5350 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    We shouldn't start tallying a top three yet. He still has two more years, unless we luck out. If Trump has demonstrated anything it's that he can always go lower.

    • @caesarelias6797
      @caesarelias6797 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm from 2 years in the future. It has gotten way way worse.

    • @PlayshotKalo
      @PlayshotKalo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Trump set new standards for “low” every other week with daily sh*tcrumbs sprinkled in between. Just when we thought the bar couldn’t possibly be set any lower he came out and proved us all wrong.

  • @pschroeter1
    @pschroeter1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    I can remember the days when I thought Reagan might nuke Russia. Now I worry our president will give Russia the launch codes.

    • @DembaiVT
      @DembaiVT 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I'm sure Putin has them.

    • @noskillzdad5504
      @noskillzdad5504 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Well, I think Alaska will be Russian again, soon...

    • @CButtonshaw
      @CButtonshaw 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      well Putin just asked so nicely. he said Trump has bigly hands.

    • @fordkenisaacs6425
      @fordkenisaacs6425 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      The 45th moron of the USA has given the nuclear codes to Putin remember the meeting in the Oval Office with the 2 Russian officials and the moron Potus when he revealed top secret info to the 2 Russians , only god and Putin knows what he revealed plus the 2 Russians

  • @ETHYLYNN
    @ETHYLYNN 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Can we please look into all the members of Congress to see who if any of them got a piece of that NRA money or any other back-in Russia funds that have come into the country since 2010. “Follow the money to find the mischief “ please 🤦🏽‍♀️

    • @maggierezac5820
      @maggierezac5820 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Charity Mack I already have & our 'dear' senator John Thune oddly received $800,000 from the NRA in 2016! Peace.

    • @ETHYLYNN
      @ETHYLYNN 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      first last wow 😮

    • @felinecontrolled
      @felinecontrolled 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I found a nice chart from the Washington Post you might find useful. www.washingtonpost.com/graphics/national/nra-donations/?noredirect=on&.4f46855dc6fe

    • @ETHYLYNN
      @ETHYLYNN 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lesh4537 thank you. I had no idea

  • @johnkaul1393
    @johnkaul1393 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Impeach Trump now!!!!!

    • @georgeb.wolffsohn30
      @georgeb.wolffsohn30 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      john kaul Patience. Mueller Time IS coming.🇺🇸💀🇺🇸💀.

    • @johnkaul1393
      @johnkaul1393 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      What do you mean by this explain.

    • @ivotedforhillary6999
      @ivotedforhillary6999 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      George B. Wolffsohn there is no evidence has been years. quit being butt hurt if he runs again he will surely win again. Trump has done nothing bad

  • @saftsuse866
    @saftsuse866 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    0:26 _"And I'm beginning to think it's time to reach for the bone saw"_
    Unfortunately, Stephen, someone took that a little bit too literally recently.

  • @giacomopeters9988
    @giacomopeters9988 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    I am just so happy that when I served the men around me put country first. The senators who continue to say nothing would have been worthless serving in the military. Total cowards and unable to think clearly. There is a time to jeopardize your job when asked to stoop so low.

  • @tkgsg
    @tkgsg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    This is actually happening... I feel like I'm in a dream... and not in a good way

    • @tonib.3016
      @tonib.3016 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Agnidh Ghosh that would be called a nightmare...and I agree...its just awful

    • @larapalma3744
      @larapalma3744 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cheer up
      I'll visit from the future also when he dies

  • @aratinga77
    @aratinga77 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Gangrene on the body politic" - brilliant!

  • @LolUGotBusted
    @LolUGotBusted 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Colbert: Helsinki will be a 'top three' worst moment in his Presidency.
    Trump: Hold my beer.

  • @toadjiang7626
    @toadjiang7626 5 ปีที่แล้ว +180

    Journalist: President Trump, what's your position regarding Putin?
    Trump: Doggy.

    • @Drachepower
      @Drachepower 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Toad Jiang Elder Jiang would die....wait I mean double negative

    • @Drachepower
      @Drachepower 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +1s

    • @tonib.3016
      @tonib.3016 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Doggy comes after the kneeling and taint licking foreplay session 😝😝😝😝

    • @mcasey6830
      @mcasey6830 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @valfrancis5692
    @valfrancis5692 5 ปีที่แล้ว +174

    Trump gotta go, I'm sorry.
    He's a compulsive liar.

    • @jjt1881
      @jjt1881 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      And a Big Traitor

    • @danielgehring7437
      @danielgehring7437 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Val Francis
      If nothing else, he's _admitted_ he can't read now!

    • @valfrancis5692
      @valfrancis5692 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Jj T. It's not funny anymore he's just looking out for himself....I'm really worried about the country beyond tRump

    • @jarchdm
      @jarchdm 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      TRE450N

    • @MalrexMontresor
      @MalrexMontresor 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Everyone in his White House is a compulsive liar. Remember when Kudlow claimed on Fox that the "deficit was going rapidly down"? When in fact, the deficit has doubled? The White House's own OMB put out that the deficit is set to pass $1 trillion in 2019, and only grow higher after 2020; but they know Trump Fans never read the CBO and OMB reports so Kudlow can lie with impunity. Val Francis is absolutely right to be worried about the country, Trump's ripple effects continue well past the time he is gone. I feel sorry for the next president, he's going to have to deal with the crushing debt, high deficits, multiple trade disputes/wars, and probable recession that Trump is going to hand to him.

  • @BlueSpirit.
    @BlueSpirit. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    NATO! Please protect us against Russia and Trump!

  • @napoleonibonaparte7198
    @napoleonibonaparte7198 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Time may not heal all wounds, but damn...
    Wine sure speeds it up.

  • @Grandizer8989
    @Grandizer8989 5 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    The scariest part is Trump got on the plane thinking that the Press Conference went well. And then he turned on the news and blew a gasket.

  • @groanchomsky
    @groanchomsky 5 ปีที่แล้ว +192

    Trump is done. Only months to go.

    • @JMwhocares
      @JMwhocares 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      GRANT GIBBINS from your mouth to congresses ears!

    • @doyouseeafloatingsandwich4301
      @doyouseeafloatingsandwich4301 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I wish

    • @fabrisseterbrugghe8567
      @fabrisseterbrugghe8567 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Let's see if we can convince him it's traditional to resign in August. He should be convinced easily that Nixon's resignation is a presidential holiday.

    • @JMwhocares
      @JMwhocares 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Fabrisse ter Brugghe just tell him it’s a Russian tradition and he will

    • @yasirilkacase43
      @yasirilkacase43 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      GRANT GIBBINS I hope he leaves the oval office before he makes no more embarrassing news conference or a mess we can handle

  • @iris-2021
    @iris-2021 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Helsinki, 1st impeachment, 2nd impeachment

  • @madonnadove
    @madonnadove 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love your bits on Trump, you do him so well. Makes me laugh so hard! Thanks!

  • @fenwaypk1
    @fenwaypk1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    There are so many, tough to choose!! Started with his biggest lie.....his oath of office!!!!!

  • @dogdog4173
    @dogdog4173 5 ปีที่แล้ว +984

    Judge -“Did you commit this murder?”
    Accused- “Yes indeed”
    Also Accused- “I meant to say -NO- indeed”

    • @mcasey6830
      @mcasey6830 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Dog dog - ikr
      But the "clarification" needs to come like 24-48 hours later..😂😕💩

    • @doraaaa0613
      @doraaaa0613 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      "did you rob this bank?"
      "i did."
      later -
      "i meant to say i didn't."

    • @Andy-zg8wq
      @Andy-zg8wq 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hey so I’m guessing your Jesus, you make no mistakes

    • @mcasey6830
      @mcasey6830 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      MeenMan 777 , Jesus would smack the shit outta your head

    • @TonyTone1
      @TonyTone1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Dog dog, Trump must think that Americans ate stupid. Trying to do some damaged controls and hope most people believe his lies.

  • @deeherrera2535
    @deeherrera2535 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I saw you in Northampton, it was absolutely phenomenal! This new song is, again, a masterpiece. Thank you so much for what you do, Randy. We all love you!

  • @DiamondPickaxe831
    @DiamondPickaxe831 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "I take him at his word"
    -my senator
    Ah yes a good reminder to not vote for you

  • @taliaregan13
    @taliaregan13 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    His offensively bad Scottish accent sounded like an offensively bad Irish accent. I loved it.

  • @JMRC1970
    @JMRC1970 5 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    Love this show!!!! Can we just elect Stephen Colbert as our next President?

    • @naomidenman4808
      @naomidenman4808 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jeanice R. Me too

    • @JMRC1970
      @JMRC1970 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I laugh so hard I spit orange juice on my computer. Stephen has me in tears with his opening monologues.

    • @jeiku5314
      @jeiku5314 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jeanice R.
      NOO. THEY KILLED SUNNY.

    • @JMRC1970
      @JMRC1970 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hahahaha

    • @AyeshaKhan-kq7tz
      @AyeshaKhan-kq7tz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Jeanice R. Yes please
      Preferably Jon Stewart as President and Colbert as vice president😍😍

  • @thesavagejews8774
    @thesavagejews8774 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Colbert is always so dead on. I wonder if Colbert counts traitors instead of sheep too? I haven't been sleeping too well lol

  • @Xsdwolf
    @Xsdwolf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Sometimes I can't help but feel like all thesr jokes are somehow lessening the severity of what just happened. The president of the united state's sold us out to a foriegn power. The president of the united states expressed that he believed the leader of a hostile nation over the finest men and women of the intelligence community. The president of the united states was briefed only days after being inaugurated of Russia's interference of the 2016 elections. He has more infornation than the American people on this matter, and all the people who know as much as he does, believe without question that Russia interfered in the elections.
    This is treason. At BEST, Donald Trump made plans to allow Russia to infiltrate our intelligence community because his pride wouldnt allow him to admit that he won a rigged election. That's our best case scenario.
    But Occam's razor, based off everything we know, is pointing at the fact that Trump is being blackmailed by the Russian leader. The unthinkable has happened, the President of the United States is compromised....

  • @WhitneyAllisonGG
    @WhitneyAllisonGG 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I guess the top 1 is one where Trump took that the oath of office.

  • @sngordon3385
    @sngordon3385 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    At what point does somebody from the medical profession need to step in and stop this?
    The man is clearly a sociopath with advanced dementia who can't keep himself from lying every time he speaks. If you were this mentally unfit while performing your job, what would happen?
    If this were a boxing match, the ring doctor would have stepped in and stopped it 4 rounds ago!

    • @Jiff321
      @Jiff321 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      You know Obama was told of the Russian hacking months before the election and told his intelligence agencies to stand down and do nothing right?

    • @juyifan7933
      @juyifan7933 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      lol, nice diversion bot.

    • @Jiff321
      @Jiff321 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      a simple google search will verify my comment. just because i follow the news doesnt mean im a robot lol. i think you meant to call me a troll, not a robot, but whatever.

    • @petespanchos
      @petespanchos 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      moemoney131 vee bUT ObAmA sAiD. Can it you whataboutist troll.

    • @Jiff321
      @Jiff321 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      So if Trump says something about the russians it matters , but if obama knew about the russians hacking us and allowed the russians to do it without acting it doesnt matter? What kind of logic are you using?

  • @mintybadger6905
    @mintybadger6905 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Watching these videos gives me the feeling you get watching Titanic knowing the ship was going to hit an iceberg. We had no idea how bad things were going to get.

  • @hemadear2509
    @hemadear2509 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love your show Mr Colbert.

  • @Methrael
    @Methrael 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    "I have the best words." - sound familiar?

  • @ginnakv4929
    @ginnakv4929 5 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    Top 3 Trump flops:
    1. Trump becoming president.
    2. Detaining and separating children at the border.
    3. Smooching to Putin.

    • @camelsheit_on_the_walls446
      @camelsheit_on_the_walls446 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      trump not resigning.

    • @beautifulwoman6744
      @beautifulwoman6744 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Total Failure 1.shithole nation's 2. Claiming his crowd was bigger than Obama. 3. Being a wet noodle to both kim and Putin. 😊

    • @geoffbaumgartner5335
      @geoffbaumgartner5335 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Good Nazis.

    • @laurence5026
      @laurence5026 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Charlottesville is worse than his presidency imo

    • @LaGuerre19
      @LaGuerre19 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Don't forget the Nazis! Remember when the dolt actually said that there are some good Nazis? Charlottesville? Remember that? That. Was. Atrocious.

  • @jimsvideos7201
    @jimsvideos7201 5 ปีที่แล้ว +218

    Yo this one was pretty grim, comedy show or not.

    • @K_i_t_t_y84
      @K_i_t_t_y84 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      We're really in the Darkest Timeline. It's hard to make this kind of horribleness funny.

    • @brenobacci
      @brenobacci 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I was just thinking that... I'm feeling a bit guilty for having fun during the apocalypse. And also a bit mad at Stephen and everybody here, for the same reason. We're all having fun. We probably shouldn't.

    • @Questtechie
      @Questtechie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      the world is pretty grim.

    • @conephompany
      @conephompany 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Even the sun committed suicide, but it must've been after the weather man, as it was forecasted to be quite sunny nationwide.

    • @jamesdenney6919
      @jamesdenney6919 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jim's videos

  • @MrStormCrow
    @MrStormCrow 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I find it ironic how around 70 years ago we called the Berlin Wall an act of communism and yet here we are making one lol

  • @TheKathryn79
    @TheKathryn79 5 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    Love this show!

    • @bakedutah8411
      @bakedutah8411 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Don’t you mean, “Loven’t this show.”

  • @mikko1318
    @mikko1318 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I was in the shoping and listened this clip at the headphones and laughed out loud almost the whole clip. People looked at me like i was crazy. So thanks a lot Stephen! 🤣🤣🤣
    Greetings from Finland.

  • @xl000
    @xl000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The way Trump talk during that summit is also weird at 1:30
    It's like he's afraid of Putin
    Compare with how he talks at his rallies or at the WH...

  • @gloriacheon6783
    @gloriacheon6783 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    STEPHEN COLBERT... YOU ARE AWESOME !!!

  • @Trund27
    @Trund27 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    BRUTAL, Stephen!

  • @phoney_mcring_ring
    @phoney_mcring_ring 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    That Jeffrey Dahmer joke was killer.

  • @beccadeal
    @beccadeal 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    OMG Jon totally started playing the Rugrats theme song @ 6:19 after Stephen said "Dylan Pickle." Too good!

  • @wagonstation3709
    @wagonstation3709 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    When Putin is standing near him, he talks in a very submissive voice

  • @johngallegos6053
    @johngallegos6053 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Thank you Stephen for making me laugh..cuz I wanted to cry!

  • @cscottzimnamaste
    @cscottzimnamaste 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Stephen Colbert, thank you for making me laugh every evening. Your show almost makes this shit storm palatable. Almost.

  • @msterry9694
    @msterry9694 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I really enjoy the change in Colbert's show. Never saw him acting up like he does now - it's great!

  • @MimiB1974
    @MimiB1974 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “Press conference performance”🤔🤔🤔 Performance? What am I missing?

  • @abegohr2576
    @abegohr2576 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    He always does the same gun firing movement and sound. I love it.

  • @gloriac4224
    @gloriac4224 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    Vote straight Democrats in Nov! We have to stop this maniac and the GOP complicit ones!

    • @stardude2006
      @stardude2006 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Gloria C 👍🏼

    • @CDexie
      @CDexie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Taty Nova Where did this even come from

    • @gloriac4224
      @gloriac4224 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Taty Nova watching too much fox news!

    • @Herehear49
      @Herehear49 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      In the meantime the Russian cyber attack continues to make sure Trump gets four more years to serve Putin.

  • @cynthiahawkins2389
    @cynthiahawkins2389 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Humor that stings sharp, we chuckle..and then Colbert goes on to the cogent point. Which, after the laughter, leaves us thinking...not too bad for an opening monologue, dude.

  • @amandarupp3479
    @amandarupp3479 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lmfao! Colbert you're hilarious!

  • @snowflake3361
    @snowflake3361 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Those Republicans who pay attention only to trump’s weird correction, rather than his entire speech care more about their political futures than they care about our country. They are making themselves into trump’s posse and will find themselves riding into hell following his lead. Colbert’s monologue hits every point perfectly while giving us a good laugh, which in these dark days is sorely needed. Thank you! 👍

  • @lazyperfectionist1
    @lazyperfectionist1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +315

    "Now, let's turn to our weatherman, Sonny Showers. Sonny?"
    "IT'S GON' RAIN!"
    "Thank you, Sonny."

    • @dassnek4728
      @dassnek4728 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      lazyperfectionist1 stole that from FG.

    • @ElEricoDaGreat
      @ElEricoDaGreat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Guy The GalaXII pretty sure he was just referencing it as a joke...

    • @lazyperfectionist1
      @lazyperfectionist1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Guy The GalaXII I did. I was wondering how long before someone recognized it.

    • @kevinlacoursiere684
      @kevinlacoursiere684 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sunny Showers

    • @lapislazuli06
      @lapislazuli06 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol! I like Ollie 😂

  • @defiantgardener
    @defiantgardener 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    "top 3" haha - not even close... oh you sweet summer child.

  • @jantruitt9241
    @jantruitt9241 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    People forgot about it in less than six months!

  • @JustAnotherDayToday
    @JustAnotherDayToday 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    “My buddy Jeff made a fantastic meatloaf...and I’m having seconds.” 😆

    • @AHDBification
      @AHDBification 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I tried to wipe that eyelash of my phone a few times...

    • @tammywallace423
      @tammywallace423 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      me too. not sure how I keep falling for that :)

    • @dmsdana4501
      @dmsdana4501 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That eyelash makes my day every time I see it. 😂😂😂

  • @curtismmichaels
    @curtismmichaels 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    That was a nice Casey Kasem impression!

    • @maryanneslater9675
      @maryanneslater9675 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      You mean the Braveheart impression? I thought it was the Lucky Charms leprechaun myself. It cracked me up so much I nearly missed the next part of the monologue.

    • @TooBadThatDidntKillMe
      @TooBadThatDidntKillMe 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      With a Rugrats reference thrown in.

  • @TheJMPD
    @TheJMPD 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Watching in 2022, boy if you only knew what was coming.....

  • @debbiegross3136
    @debbiegross3136 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Thank you, thank you, thank you, Stephen, for making this whole travesty bearable!

  • @PakRT48
    @PakRT48 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    4:01 What the stable genius meant to say was "I have great confidence in my intelligence, people." #comma

    • @kjamison5951
      @kjamison5951 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pak RT Clever.

    • @Jiff321
      @Jiff321 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      But the leader of the FBI and Peter strozek are both being investigated right now for politicizing the investigation so how could he have confidence.

  • @flaviantropy
    @flaviantropy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    "would/wouldnt" is the new "yanni/laurel"

  • @heatherm2140
    @heatherm2140 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    If a leprechaun was the lead in Braveheart.... lol!

  • @johnb897
    @johnb897 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love your show!!!!

  • @drazenkekovic3012
    @drazenkekovic3012 5 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    #TRE45ON

    • @sarielever986
      @sarielever986 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah, I'll keep it real with you chief...imma steal this one so hard.

  • @sebastianelytron8450
    @sebastianelytron8450 5 ปีที่แล้ว +431

    Tough choices but if I had to pick three:
    3. Roy Moore
    2. Charlottesville
    1. Covfefe

    • @davidfrancis67
      @davidfrancis67 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      This easily tops covfefe imo. At least covfefe was an innocent mistake rather than a public ass kissing of a longstanding rival.

    • @NoJusticeNoPeace
      @NoJusticeNoPeace 5 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      And not baby jail concentration camps?

    • @weeznaz8195
      @weeznaz8195 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Covfefe wasn’t so much a major embarrassment, it was simply a hilarious typo

    • @catherinestickels2591
      @catherinestickels2591 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      The joke
      ------------
      People's heads

    • @YorktownUSA
      @YorktownUSA 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sebastian Elytron 2 of those are not Trump's fault. Roy Moore did himself in. Charlottesville was a Democrat setup. Research it.

  • @cisco8650
    @cisco8650 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Wow. That got dark. Right, Sunny Showers...

  • @Daystar311
    @Daystar311 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    So glad for the humor! It does convey the sentiment felt across the nation right now.