Rudy Giuliani Made 'Hannity' Watchable

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  • Sure, Rudy Giuliani may have implicated Trump for serious crimes. But at least it happened on his favorite shows!
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  • @TheReal008Zulu
    @TheReal008Zulu 6 ปีที่แล้ว +265

    Mueller: Two years of investigation, wasted. All I had to do was wait for Trump's own lawyers to throw him under the bus.

    • @WCWThunderRosa
      @WCWThunderRosa 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Ganiscol I feel bad for the bastard who has to do that

    • @maggierezac5820
      @maggierezac5820 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Buttercup III Ha! They SHOULD be getting Hazard Pay for that mess! Good catch!

    • @HeadCannonPrime
      @HeadCannonPrime 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      What I would give to be a grand jury in the Trump case! The prosecution is just going to wheel in a TV like a 3rd grade substitute teacher and play 3 hours of clips of Trump and his lawyers confessing to crimes recorded from fox news.

    • @genomitchalinni8106
      @genomitchalinni8106 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      And now, we know how those mobile balistic trucks, they parade, look like when launched at night.

  • @ashwinkumar3806
    @ashwinkumar3806 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    It's clear that his legal team wrote that tweet for him. They deliberately made the typo to make it sound authentic.

  • @ElmerFuddGun
    @ElmerFuddGun 6 ปีที่แล้ว +466

    Actually Rudy *_IS HELPING_* with the comedy! This is great stuff!

    • @lunanasushistax6692
      @lunanasushistax6692 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Wasn't there a video called "Donald Trump Rudy Giuliani Drag Queen Motorboat" several years ago? I think he's been looking for another big comedic break ever since

    • @brian5o
      @brian5o 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ... and hopefully with the impeachment.

    • @ElmerFuddGun
      @ElmerFuddGun 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Lunana - It wouldn't surprise me. But nothing surprises me about Trump any more! The only thing I am surprised about is that he is still the US president!

    • @glennbarrera8353
      @glennbarrera8353 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Guys! He is trying! He already offered Jared Kushner up as disposable

    • @lunanasushistax6692
      @lunanasushistax6692 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Think positive! America's deceased presidents are probably rolling in their graves so much right now that they can generate enough power until the next election

  • @Grim_Beard
    @Grim_Beard 6 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    Why would a secular democracy, that has separation of church and state written right into its constitution, have a national day of prayer?

    • @HughJorgan1
      @HughJorgan1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      It's indeed perplexing. But the God/Jesus delusion is still a massive business in the US. Its various cults still influence votes. I think we're at least a few elections away from getting the God delusion out of US politics.

    • @Zomby_Woof
      @Zomby_Woof 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Blame the pilgrims. A lot of the founders wanted nothing to do with superstition, but they had to appease the pilgrims, who left England to seek out the freedom to burn their neighbors alive for miscounting the number of angels dancing on the head of a pin. At the time, England was cracking down on that sort of horseshit, and encouraging the nutbags to gtfo.
      That was only a minority of the population, but we had a whole raft of other handicaps.
      Education was poor in the colonies compared to England.
      Sure, we had the original Ivy League Colleges, but most people could barely read, so they fell prey to the Trumps of the day.
      Men like Samuel Adams, who took England's fairly reasonable decree that if the colonists would not stop provoking the French colonies, having their ass handed to them, and then requiring England to repeatedly ride to their rescue, that the colonists would then be required to bear the expense of that defense through some minor taxes, and through propaganda turned it into "no taxation without representation!"
      Well, no shit.
      The colonists had proven themselves to be utterly irresponsible and would never agree to pay for anything if they could get someone else to carry the load.
      If the pilgrims had just been taken out back and shot, and colonization delayed until they were fully purged, the babbling snake brigade would never have had a toehold.

    • @rickileee4742
      @rickileee4742 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Grim, I f*ck*n LOVED your thought. So simple, so pure. but the reply from GOP "Cuz Jeeezuz wanted it that way. See so right here in this GOP-approved
      bible

    • @trentrubenacker9718
      @trentrubenacker9718 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Zomby_Woof They found someone else to carry the load alright. Natives and Africans and the Chinese. People to shit on while they do everything you're too much of a lazy bitch to take care of yourself. Now it's Latin American immigrants and those Asian kids we outsource all the manufacturing jobs too.

    • @albertelnen4995
      @albertelnen4995 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      With a President who really isn't Christian.

  • @Kevin_Street
    @Kevin_Street 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "It comes with streaming."
    This is like the Platonic Ideal of a dirty joke, glittering and perfect under the stage lights.

  • @ariloveshouse
    @ariloveshouse 6 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    Bless you uploader!!!! We haven't gotten the whole monologue in one video in ages. Please keep it this way.
    - Everyone in the comments.

    • @TheShadowKing1988
      @TheShadowKing1988 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The reason the monologues get broken up is because Stephen usually talks about multiple topics, so each individual video covers just each topic. In the case of this particular monologue, it's all on one video because Stephen was discussing one single topic. Make sense?

  • @brinjoness3386
    @brinjoness3386 6 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    The trump lawyers got to the end of writing his 3 tweets and realised if there wasn't any spelling mistakes people would know trump didn't write it.

  • @indrinita
    @indrinita 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    I love that little dance he does everytime when the "Stormy Watch" music comes on

    • @SS-th9wz
      @SS-th9wz 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      indrinita - That’s because you’re gay.

  • @Ela.elizabeth
    @Ela.elizabeth 6 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    At this point, Trump is just making it second to second. He thinks introducing new scandals is the best thing to do to cover up your own misdoings - so he's literally just trying to obfuscate the situation as much as possible to keep people talking about "what the truth actually is" instead of focusing on the crimes. He's boiling himself alive, he's done.

  • @hollyb6885
    @hollyb6885 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I used to think evangelicals were very spiritual, religious people. But if they back someone as vile as tDump, they’ve lost their souls along the way.

    • @BeavisSaves
      @BeavisSaves 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They willingly ignore all hypocracy and are convinced Hillary is satan. They are hyper partisan and impossible to reason with.

    • @jc.1191
      @jc.1191 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@BeavisSaves lol, great name. 😂

  • @idarum3537
    @idarum3537 6 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    Hannity asks Giuliani questions as if he wants him to answer a certain way.

    • @thirtythreeflavors
      @thirtythreeflavors 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ida Rum definitely.

    • @cindym5896
      @cindym5896 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Despise Hannity!

    • @timeaesnyx
      @timeaesnyx 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ida Rum it would not be surprising if he does.

  • @MeganKoumori
    @MeganKoumori 6 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    Rudy Giuliani has crazy eyes.

    • @dsmith9412
      @dsmith9412 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      MeganKoumori
      I noticed that when Rudy yells (like during the Convention)- he looks just like Voldemort

  • @zapfanzapfan
    @zapfanzapfan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1159

    Wow, with a lawyer like Rudy, who needs prosecutors... :-)

    • @johngtsang7420
      @johngtsang7420 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      zapfanzapfan we can see 👀 HOW , repeatedly , DUMB or Stupid , #trump and #trumpStaffs are : #trumpsupportersareaspecialkindofstupid

    • @roy2net
      @roy2net 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Always new facts with this president, does he think people are stupid.

    • @cmdraftbrn
      @cmdraftbrn 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      well the mob isnt going to screw itself. /s

    • @charlesstockford5913
      @charlesstockford5913 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Bad Hombre sadly many are that stupid.

    • @FeelItRising
      @FeelItRising 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Bad Hombre sadly his constituents are, roughly half the US

  • @mooniejohnson
    @mooniejohnson 6 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    I often have to sign NDAs saying I didn't have an affair with someone. You know, totally normal.

    • @valerievoigt
      @valerievoigt 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      😂Adam Winkelmann , yeah, all of us do it. So I wonder where my $130,000 is?!

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Welcome to Earth, where nothing makes sense.

  • @lizachen5970
    @lizachen5970 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    "I'm breathing in second hand prayer...".....LOL!

  • @elpato7598
    @elpato7598 6 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    Stormy watch cracks me up 😂

  • @freedomfirst5557
    @freedomfirst5557 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Thank you Rudy and Faux "news" couldn't have done it without you both.......The intelligent and sane Americans thank you today.

  • @veecee3669
    @veecee3669 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Night after night, Colbert, you are ruthless. Keep up the good work...

  • @drdebbie03
    @drdebbie03 6 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Rudy is a crook, always has been...

    • @mariespi96
      @mariespi96 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Right! Now I wonder if he funneled any 9/11 donations into his pockets 🤔

  • @TheArtemis07
    @TheArtemis07 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Every time someone knocked on her door, writer Dorothy Parker said, “What fresh hell is this?” That’s what I say when I brace myself to watch the news nowadays.

  • @wgjung1
    @wgjung1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    The dumb version of Watergate.

    • @MagronesBR2
      @MagronesBR2 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      juan gomez Watersports

  • @michelesanchez6828
    @michelesanchez6828 6 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    Meanwhile here on the southeastern part of Puerto Rico I am still waiting to have electricity after over 7 months!! And I also am embarrassed to have a President who is completely unfit to be our commander in chief😣

    • @southrules
      @southrules 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Michele Sànchez
      Ugh that sucks, yeah sorry

    • @dr4g0nitedive29
      @dr4g0nitedive29 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      You are our territory. We collect your taxes but screw you Spanish speaking country. If you want to whine so much just leave baka.

    • @pennyhollifield5055
      @pennyhollifield5055 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Rogue Dr4g0nite You are one hateful, sad & sorry person.

    • @LagrimaArdiente
      @LagrimaArdiente 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Penny Hollifield Not the first person I encounter like them, either. I was once straight up told, "You can't vote, so you don't count."
      These people are just flat-out evil.

    • @MrRacecourser
      @MrRacecourser 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Michele Sànchez Sad. So sorry. God bless Puerto Rico.

  • @ziqi92
    @ziqi92 6 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    November can’t come soon enough

  • @gregoryarrants
    @gregoryarrants 6 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    My favorite is always when Stephen reads the tweets in his trump voice

    • @MsMary957
      @MsMary957 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      gregoryarrants : dot dot dot dot

    • @thackythac
      @thackythac 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me2

    • @MeredithAnne88
      @MeredithAnne88 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He has the best Trump voice.

    • @chake46
      @chake46 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, LMAO.

    • @christopherunfus8962
      @christopherunfus8962 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      dot dot dot dot LOL!

  • @anjie8570
    @anjie8570 6 ปีที่แล้ว +174

    Love the Stormy Watch music and dance. LOL

  • @uncleo7007
    @uncleo7007 6 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    "It comes with streaming"😂😂 this guy is too good

    • @urjits25
      @urjits25 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jamal Omar Hey, I didn't get it. Could you please explain it?

    • @uncleo7007
      @uncleo7007 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Urjit Sardesai he's making a joke about the "pee tape" in Russia. ( Allegedly Trump hired Russian hookers to urinate on a hotel bed)..😂 just Google "Trump Russia pee tape "

    • @allieschwarz8023
      @allieschwarz8023 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      + Jamal Omar I am *not* going to google it, but I do have a question. I thought that the tape was supposed to be two Russian hookers ("Russian hookers; best in the world according to Putin!) *peeing on each other* while Trump watches and maybe does more than watch. But my friend says it's supposedly some Russian hookers *peeing on Trump* . What is your understanding?

    • @uncleo7007
      @uncleo7007 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Allie Schwarz well so far it's just a made up story, that could possibly be true. No hard evidence on it yet. Lol, but Trump generated so much fake news himself that he must lay in his bed, his wet bed if you will...😂

    • @uncleo7007
      @uncleo7007 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Allie Schwarz you're right it definitely adds up and makes sense

  • @gtimny
    @gtimny 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    WOW! Trump's twitter-english sure has improved (and "roll" could have been an autocorrect thing)... Gimme a break! Trump couldn't even READ that tweet, never mind write it! That must be what Cohen is doing for his $35,000/mo. - writing Trump's tweets.

  • @pennclick
    @pennclick 6 ปีที่แล้ว +177

    Rudy is the guy you sit down with and you say “listen, I’ll tell you but you can’t tell anyone”, he says “sure of course”. The second he agrees he turns to the guy down the table and tells him. You get his attention and say “what the hell, man I just told you not to tell anybody!”
    And he just says, “I don’t know why you told me if you thought I wouldn’t immediately tell someone else, so this is kind of your fault.”

    • @bernardoheusi6146
      @bernardoheusi6146 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Ayy lmao exactly
      There is a tale about a spartan who was too quiet. Someone from elsewhere asked him if he was quiet because he was an idiot. He replied: "an idiot can´t keep his mouth shut".

    • @HeadCannonPrime
      @HeadCannonPrime 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      So True.
      Trump: here is all this sensitive information that will get me arrested, keep it to yourself, tell no one!
      Juliani: Hey Hannity, guess what I just heard!

  • @chupavi89
    @chupavi89 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    "It comes with streaming". Now that's a home run. Im still laughing :D

  • @garyphillips3406
    @garyphillips3406 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    So lets get this straight, the new truth is "Here is some money to stay silent about the fact you blackmailed me over an affair we did not have"?

  • @groovy3957
    @groovy3957 6 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    Lol, Is this guy trying to send Trump to jail?

    • @murphythompson2571
      @murphythompson2571 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I would say Rudy may remember the disrespect and he has set Trump's ass up.

    • @jimmythornseed8605
      @jimmythornseed8605 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This news was probably likely to get out with all Cohen's documents seized, and they're trying to get in front of it to make it old news by the time the proof comes around.

    • @DalithaMW
      @DalithaMW 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I hope to god

    • @cheryltariq
      @cheryltariq 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ha ha Ha!!! Imagine the irony!!!!

  • @y.o.byoungorganicbeing6605
    @y.o.byoungorganicbeing6605 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    God bless this show

  • @TurbidTG1
    @TurbidTG1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Please keep Rudy, Trump, oh please keep him! :)

  • @TheZeroNeonix
    @TheZeroNeonix 6 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    The National Day of Prayer. What an ironically unChristian concept.
    Jesus: "And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by others. Truly I tell you, they have received their reward in full. But when you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray to your Father, who is unseen. Then your Father, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you."

    • @pennyhollifield5055
      @pennyhollifield5055 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      TheZeroNeonix Very well put!!

    • @hasannaqvi7430
      @hasannaqvi7430 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Beautifully put, my friend, if you don't mind me adding, I find it interesting how Jesus says to the father directly and not to anyone else including him.

  • @phillanager6245
    @phillanager6245 6 ปีที่แล้ว +210

    Presidents don't have time for answering questions. But lots of time for golfing at Mar-a-lago.

    • @nafissatoure4449
      @nafissatoure4449 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Phil Lanager golfing And tweeting.

    • @henryphilippeaux3566
      @henryphilippeaux3566 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Fumbles We're not out the woods yet as far as the Korean Peninsula. You make it sound as if denuclearization has already been achieved. It has not.

    • @ivansol92
      @ivansol92 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      +Fumbles constantly winning trade wars? He can't even handle Mexico or Canada... does winning mean something different to Americans?

    • @djohn3dddd841
      @djohn3dddd841 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      What does "Mar- a- Lago" mean?? I KNOW😒.....GOOGLE IT😉(and ask the SAME question...AGAIN!😂).

    • @djohn3dddd841
      @djohn3dddd841 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ivansol92
      😂Please don't make fun of us😱😟😫😕!!. We're not ALL responsible😅😂!!
      I KNOW how it LOOKS👀😂👍

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1261

    Rudy is like a bodyguard who pats you on the back way too hard when his first shift starts, saying "You're in good hands, sir... ", which causes his gun to fall out of his home-made holster made of electrical tape, and shoot you in the liver.

    • @aranyanifox4375
      @aranyanifox4375 6 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      The "electrical tape" bit just killed me... I am still trying to get some oxygen in my lungs!!! :DDD THANKS!!!

    • @glennbarrera8353
      @glennbarrera8353 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Oh shit!

    • @themastermason1
      @themastermason1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Hey, he at least had the thought to make himself a holster and not waistband carry. His testicles would be in danger.

    • @glennbarrera8353
      @glennbarrera8353 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Scott Mew - vampires don't have testicles

    • @themastermason1
      @themastermason1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      glenn barrera They're there. They just look like a baseball player's.

  • @lazyperfectionist1
    @lazyperfectionist1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +379

    In the words of the Roman philosopher Seneca, "Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful."

    • @thechosenmwuaha
      @thechosenmwuaha 6 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Watch out, we got a badass over here.

    • @yawn1775
      @yawn1775 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Jovan Martinovic 😂😂😂

    • @ha6737
      @ha6737 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Agree, use religion for your convenience...sad!!! A lot of religious leaders use the Bible and the word of Trump to fill their pockets...

    • @cyberbob19
      @cyberbob19 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      lazyperfectionist1
      "Roman philosophers" are prone to error too. They have an opinion.
      To find truth, study the Divine prophets such as Christ.

    • @Zigblat
      @Zigblat 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Actually, there is no record of Seneca saying that but Edward Gibbon in 1776 wrote: "The various modes of worship, which prevailed in the Roman world, were all considered by the people, as equally true; by the philosopher, as equally false; and by the magistrate, as equally useful. "

  • @ariloveshouse
    @ariloveshouse 6 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Crazy that this went down on Hannity's show. I mean if Rudy was gonna jumble his words anywhere it would of been somewhere outside of the trump fan club (fox news).

  • @KristianKumpula
    @KristianKumpula 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    The real reason why Trump feels "truly blessed" to have Mike Pence as vice president is that he is one of the few people who could generally be considered a worse option than Trump.

  • @blu4085
    @blu4085 6 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    The lie bar keeps getting ever lower..How low can it go? Their backs are already covered in mud.

    • @greggusan
      @greggusan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      That ain't mud

    • @tbrowntracyj
      @tbrowntracyj 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      you gonna play like you dont know? welli couyld tell you but i am s liasrt

    • @maryanneslater9675
      @maryanneslater9675 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Fumbles, if anyone helped get North and South Korea talking it was Rex Tillerson, the man Trump fired for calling him a moron. Trump has just made childish insults toward Kim Jung Un -- something the Koreans can get agree to sneer at.

    • @johnIZaUWL
      @johnIZaUWL 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fumbles he’s a rooster taking credit for the sunrise and maybe even the suns VERY EXISTENCE!
      Your probably a Russian troll da?

    • @johnIZaUWL
      @johnIZaUWL 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      QuTi 2U the “bar” is in the center of the Earth now and will probably be in China by 2020!

  • @portkembla1955
    @portkembla1955 6 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    dot dot dot dot dot dot......love Colbert.

    • @TheRobster2007
      @TheRobster2007 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Dot dot dot dash dash dash dot dot dot - All sane Americans.

  • @gwen3010
    @gwen3010 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Many, many people are praying that you resign "believe me"!

  • @lassuncao
    @lassuncao 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    The BEST Trump voice! :)

  • @philippenachtergal6077
    @philippenachtergal6077 6 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    You can't empower someone to "fix things" in your name, pay him big money and then go hide and say you didn't know what he was doing. Willful ignorance is not a legal defense. It doesn't work for mafia bosses who tell their hit-man to "deal with the situation" and it doesn't work here.

    • @tommylyons3765
      @tommylyons3765 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      sadly, It apparently does work here.

  • @chunkachocolat4611
    @chunkachocolat4611 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1284

    Roses are red
    I will be blunt
    Innocent guys don’t say,
    “A total witch hunt!”

    • @QueenBee-gx4rp
      @QueenBee-gx4rp 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Max Canon Shouldn’t it be warlock hunt?

    • @sharonsmilesphotography5553
      @sharonsmilesphotography5553 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Agreed, and the Warlock is corrupt as hell.

    • @manatime1653
      @manatime1653 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Max Canon The witch being hunted is Hillary. So funny you cant read the reports thus far and see this.

    • @manatime1653
      @manatime1653 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      SharonSmilesPhotography And they have turned up no evidence except that which has caused th he firing of several deep state officials. Hmmmm.... How fricken dumb are you people. I'll be back to gloat

    • @GarlicPudding
      @GarlicPudding 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Me N. You mean the reports from the Knot Reel Institute, or the University of BS?

  • @verdatum
    @verdatum 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1128

    Trump so did not write those tweets. Maybe the dots, but that's it.

    • @yva1118yva
      @yva1118yva 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      verdatum -- elipsis king.

    • @jimmythornseed8605
      @jimmythornseed8605 6 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Whoever it is was really on a roll though, eh?

    • @raymondproseus3560
      @raymondproseus3560 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Jimmy Thornseed a Hawaiian roll? Those things are delicious!

    • @dothedeed
      @dothedeed 6 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      There was a comma before the dots - he didn't write that.

    • @depressedgaysassyitalianre5748
      @depressedgaysassyitalianre5748 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      It was Rudy

  • @NibblerPDX
    @NibblerPDX 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    It woulda been more funny if Stephen did Rudy's voice for Trump's tweets. Those tweets clearly weren't written by Trump lol.

  • @lovemoviesful2
    @lovemoviesful2 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Now I know why Trump said he only hire the best people. HAHAHAHAHA!!!! 😂🤣

  • @TheNorwog
    @TheNorwog 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I have a theory of one of the reasons why Trump's tweets have so many incorrect word usages and odd turns of phrase. He uses voice to text and doesn't edit. I've sent some weird messages before due to the same thing. So I picture Trump sitting on his toilet, with his cheeseburger, yelling at his phone and it's hilarious.

  • @BootlegFightVideo
    @BootlegFightVideo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    He can't even pretend he gives a shit about prayer. Probably his best feature.

    • @xxXthekevXxx
      @xxXthekevXxx 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      BootlegFightVideo right??

  • @mesutozil168
    @mesutozil168 6 ปีที่แล้ว +293

    One of them is lying, its both of em

    • @AwesomeBlackDude
      @AwesomeBlackDude 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      mesut ozil, ROLL not ROLE. Damn homonyms.

    • @LadyAneh
      @LadyAneh 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      We don’t want Giuliani to be lying though because he accidentally admitted on tv that Trump both paid back Cohen and that it was because it was so near the election that the story would look bad that the payment was made, basically helping the prosecution. It’s hilarious.

  • @Barneyrubble241
    @Barneyrubble241 6 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    People still believe Trump and all his nonsense. Just staggering to me.

    • @SS-th9wz
      @SS-th9wz 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jim M - Since you root for Hillary and Obama....do you root for cancer too? Lol.

    • @jonathancampbell7798
      @jonathancampbell7798 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Go Devils that is very typical trumptard behavior. Avoid the question. Bring up Obama or Clinton. Ring your bell and get your cheese, mouse.

    • @TheNextTurn
      @TheNextTurn 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Democrats are ignoring the DNC and DCCC's horrible actions of pushing out progressives and rigging the mid-term elections

    • @SS-th9wz
      @SS-th9wz 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jonathan Campbell
      Uranium 1 / Benghazi / Jill Stein recount / southern border / sanctuary cities / black unemployment/ 58 genders / common core / planned parenthood abortion / etc....shall I continue ? I’m just getting started.

    • @beeyaybaracas3240
      @beeyaybaracas3240 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      TheNextTurn
      Aaaaaand what does it have to do with trump's empirical criminal activities?

  • @russianintheeagle8285
    @russianintheeagle8285 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Love you Stephen

  • @themelissashow3386
    @themelissashow3386 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    The NETCHIX joke had me dyin

    • @13VictorC
      @13VictorC 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same. Especially after Stephen said they offer "streaming".

  • @melindac3368
    @melindac3368 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Good ol' Rudy! I wonder how long it took Hannity to become unclenched.

  • @miapdx503
    @miapdx503 6 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Played no roll. They had to misspell a word to make it appear that trump wrote it. But it had punctuation, so, we're not fooled. 😜

    • @casper191985
      @casper191985 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      huh?

    • @willariza00
      @willariza00 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I was surprised Colbert didn't mention anything about it. There is no chance in hell of Trump writing that tweet. It was too coherent, although the misspell is a nice touch

    • @happiedasie878
      @happiedasie878 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      There is a roll that you eat & a role as an action, the joke was he used the wrong word.

    • @yajeskaran4061
      @yajeskaran4061 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Another moron!!...god save this country!

    • @crisissocoylike
      @crisissocoylike 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Good catch, I was thinking the same

  • @sarahschuman3023
    @sarahschuman3023 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Hit those high notes Colbert.

  • @WilliamHBaird-eq2hp
    @WilliamHBaird-eq2hp 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Nothing really makes Hannity watchable Stephen, but this was hilarious to see him get run over by Giuliani

  • @queenannblue
    @queenannblue 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Stephen killed this...I'm in tears...NetChix!😂😂

  • @Drrck11
    @Drrck11 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Anyone who believes Trump is a God-fearing man, I have a Tower in New York I would like to sell to you.😎

  • @argedismun2
    @argedismun2 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Am I perverted by saying Obama was and still is the best president we ever had and deserve

    • @MrDick-kz8qc
      @MrDick-kz8qc 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes. Yes you are. Why? Because FDR

    • @kjamison5951
      @kjamison5951 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Let's be honest, Obama wasn't the best President ever. He tried to be and would have succeeded with support from the Republican Party. His ideas were for the benefit of Americans. ACA wasn't perfect but what he got passed through Congress was still an achievement. And given that women were given the vote in 1920 and African Americans had to wait until 1965, it was a crowning achievement that an African American became President. Obama's legacy would have continued to some degree if HRC had been elected. However, despite her experience, HRC was a bitter pill for Americans to swallow and the lies told by the trump campaign did not help either. Barack Obama's heart was in the right place when it came to the United States.
      As for trump? He's only in it for himself and how much money he can make. He is truly the worst president the United States will ever have. Even when POTUS #100 is in office, trump will still be last. Even Buchanan might move up several places.

    • @adenamichael8432
      @adenamichael8432 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      MatchstalkMan You are right he was one of the best

    • @patbyrne3076
      @patbyrne3076 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      argedismun2 no you are100% correct- he was the best and I miss him every minute of every day

    • @maggierezac5820
      @maggierezac5820 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      MatchstalkMan, yes, agreed with all of the above & just one addition... tRump has already displaced Buchanan!

  • @carriesiesser7704
    @carriesiesser7704 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I'm not sure why everyone was groaning at the "streaming" comment. I think that was a brilliant comic twist. Well done sir!

  • @fifteenbyfive
    @fifteenbyfive 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Stephen Colbert keeps me sane on a daily basis, and I'm being serious. I'm going to subscribe instead of just hunting for videos every day. Subscribed.

    • @passionpourelegance
      @passionpourelegance 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The Punisher: Aaaaaw, you sound angry. Do you need a hug? Wanna talk about it? Or do you need a psychologist to talk to? You have a choice. You can do it Sport! **hugs** Insert sarcasm here => *[...]*

    • @TheHua89
      @TheHua89 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Punisher awww you do need a hug. I hope you feel better soon 😊

    • @HeadCannonPrime
      @HeadCannonPrime 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      LOL and they call us snowflakes. The Punisher gets all butthurt just because someone subscribed to Colbert.

    • @amnonmeyers6946
      @amnonmeyers6946 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Punisher. When there's no defense to Trump machine calamities, go ahead and let it all out.

  • @ryand1683
    @ryand1683 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    It’s the national day of Star Wars not of prayer!!!!!!!!

  • @samuelrosander1048
    @samuelrosander1048 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "There was no affair. That's why I got her to write a letter and sign an NDA saying there wasn't an affair. There is no reason to believe there every would have been an affair, because we only met once or twice. And that makes sense, because doesn't everyone write letters and sign NDAs denying affairs with virtually everyone they meet...or don't meet? That's just common sense."

  • @venumadhavrayasam2254
    @venumadhavrayasam2254 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Stormy Watch is actually starting to grow on me

  • @nerdysister
    @nerdysister 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    These people are all going to jail

  • @anamarquesx
    @anamarquesx 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    At some point we have to ask "are they being incompetent on purpose?"

  • @pegmay7209
    @pegmay7209 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thank you, Mr. Colbert for explaining things so quickly and acurately.

  • @DaveH82
    @DaveH82 6 ปีที่แล้ว +872

    President Trump is such a _roll_ model. 😁

    • @tootsla1252
      @tootsla1252 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Dave H. 😂😂😂😂

    • @daveroberts6884
      @daveroberts6884 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      He rolled some people to the tune of $25 million. Screwed by Trump U.

    • @TheRogueWolf
      @TheRogueWolf 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      In that he is pale, round and doughy?

    • @BigBadJerryRogers
      @BigBadJerryRogers 6 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Don't insult baked bread like that.

    • @loulew07
      @loulew07 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Only President with 3 prenups , sounds like love :)

  • @mrwonderful239
    @mrwonderful239 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Thank you for putting your monologues back into one video. Way more watchable without being interrupted ever three minutes

  • @JohnDickinson
    @JohnDickinson 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Its like being asked to mow the lawn and coming back in ten min later staying "finished", having turned over the mower and set it on fire. Rudie got the job and immediately blew steps 1-3.

  • @napoleonibonaparte7198
    @napoleonibonaparte7198 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    We are also truly blessed to have an extra Lady, Extramarital Stormy Daniels

  • @joaquinpraveenvishnu8509
    @joaquinpraveenvishnu8509 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Wtf? He knows how to spell 'Arbitration' but didn't know how to spell 'role'? What's up with this man? Or was it tweeted with aid? This bizarre. You are the President of the United States. Leader of the Free World.

  • @stub2022
    @stub2022 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Hey Rudy, Nosferatu called, he wants his bottom teeth back.

  • @wolframstahl1263
    @wolframstahl1263 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Trump could have hired as his legal team a half-dozen goldfish that were selectively bred to be exceptionally stupid and still have a better legal strategy.

  • @GENEHAHN50
    @GENEHAHN50 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    "NYETCHIKS comes w/ streaming". 🤣🤣🤣

  • @GoodWoIf
    @GoodWoIf 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    There's no way trump wrote those tweets. It's too comprehensible.

    • @alanai1981
      @alanai1981 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      M K ENTIRELY🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @phoebe5843
      @phoebe5843 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      M K except for the ROLL word..methinks they let him end the tweet at least

  • @VersinKettorix
    @VersinKettorix 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I wonder if all those guys in Leavenworth will sign NDA's before violating Don the Con.

  • @luzcarimebersh5025
    @luzcarimebersh5025 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Colbert is the best political analyst. His explanations and analogies hit the point right on target. Thank you for making the tragic, embarrassing and disgusting truths a fine comedy! Love it!

  • @DasIllu
    @DasIllu 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    What were his words? "I could shoot someone on 5th Ave. and people..."
    And people would still not take any action against this lunatic.
    I start to believe he was right. Not bc T is a bright person, but bc society in general is now at it's lowest, completely defunct.

    • @DasIllu
      @DasIllu 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sorry, my vote does not matter in this case... i live in europe :-P

    • @QueenBee-gx4rp
      @QueenBee-gx4rp 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      DasIllu Don’t let the nasties get you down-must be related to some scumbag Rethugs.

    • @DasIllu
      @DasIllu 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      People seem to wonder why we, way over there in europe even care. The problem is that we are all connected.
      The US messes up? We have to suffer. We mess up? The US has to suffer.
      We in the EU have to fight a lot of battles ourselves. It would be nice to not be worried about a emotionally challenged person and his index finger hovering over a certain red button.

    • @tonir99
      @tonir99 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mike Zimmer didn't get what your gripe is, if you're a trumtard, GFYS! Trump can't write in English and he's the smartest person that ever attended Wharton.

    • @ryancalcaterra4946
      @ryancalcaterra4946 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      DasIllu Thanks for caring, because the majority of Americans don’t seem to be that concerned about the future of our republic.

  • @idarum3537
    @idarum3537 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    So busy. Busy people. Winning.

  • @JoshIdstein
    @JoshIdstein 6 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    The worse the state of the White House, the better Colbert gets. Damn Stephen shows no mercy :D

    • @mlpfanboy1701
      @mlpfanboy1701 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Aaron Idstein all it takes for evil to win is good men to do nothing.

    • @Ultimaton100
      @Ultimaton100 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mlpfanboy Exactly. Fight fire with fire. Colbert gets it, he torches Team Trump 5 nights a week. As long as we can keep exposing this unbelievable corruption for all to see, there is hope reason will prevail.

  • @ItsDomke
    @ItsDomke 6 ปีที่แล้ว +209

    As an atheist, I am bothered by politicians (or anybody, really) who thinks that it's imperative to believe in prayer and god in order to be an effective leader.

    • @kimberlys8422
      @kimberlys8422 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Lookoutisdomke Atheist too. What's disturbing is the evangelicals thanking God for Trump, he's a gift from the heavens.... It's sick.

    • @stargateorion1912
      @stargateorion1912 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Am agnostic and I am looking for some source of information that explained me that to me too

    • @jessicar3291
      @jessicar3291 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Christian here, totally agree. More important than being religious is being a competent person. It's really mind boggling to see people say otherwise.

    • @Ultimaton100
      @Ultimaton100 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      I’m a lifelong Christian and I believe the Founding Fathers were right to institute Separation of Church and State. Religious law is not practical for application on a national or state/provincial/territorial level.

    • @edmusick7794
      @edmusick7794 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      As an atheist you're not qualified or welcomed to comment on my religion, country or God. This is a Christian country and if you don't like it, please feel free to leave, as soon as possible would be just fine, thanks.

  • @sausache
    @sausache 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    6:40 Wait, hold on a second. Trump did not sign the NDA. I distinctly remember Stormy's legal team stating that. That's why they felt they could publicly come forward and speak about it. How can it be legally binding if one of the parties didn't sign and agree to it?

  • @OregonINK
    @OregonINK 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    You realize who will be president if trump is impeached right? Pence is literally crazy.

    • @foofy3406
      @foofy3406 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      tbigz89, yes, pence is even worse than trump.
      * frightening*

    • @Asher_Tye
      @Asher_Tye 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      tbigz89 lock the whole cartel up.

    • @Syogren
      @Syogren 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      There's no way he's not also involved in this somehow. He's going down too.
      And Paul Ryan is out. So if he doesn't get a replacement before impeachment happens, the new President will officially be...Mitch McConnell!
      Oh god I think that's worse. BRB, throwing up.

    • @aleyahaforlife
      @aleyahaforlife 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      tbigz89 either way we're screwed but I think Pence would be more successful with his shitty agenda then Trumps been with his.

    • @disgusted1
      @disgusted1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Certainly a case of "out of the frying pan into the fire".

  • @josearturogarza5114
    @josearturogarza5114 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Hannity had to be thinking.. *WHERE'S THAT RED SUV!!* 🚘

  • @SharonMartinez
    @SharonMartinez 6 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    I love Stephen Colbert.

  • @peppeddu
    @peppeddu 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    At this point I expect Kim Jong Un to cancel the meeting with Trump out of embarrassment.

  • @BavonWW
    @BavonWW 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Jeez, very funny. It's September 2019 and I have never watched it until now.

    • @christiecrawford1653
      @christiecrawford1653 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's so funny to me that the same people who "despised" Bill Clinton and were FOR his impeachment, defend Trump's behavior. Lol
      I DONT GET IT! 🤣🤣
      P.S. they BOTH suck!

  • @Sofus.
    @Sofus. 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Trump has hired Count Dracula

    • @theronedawson3236
      @theronedawson3236 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sofus Oh no you didn'tsay that. lol

    • @CCCC-rw9hx
      @CCCC-rw9hx 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sofus Grampa Munster more like!

    • @Supernov4
      @Supernov4 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Please.. at least Dracula had some class

    • @Sofus.
      @Sofus. 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      It is muppet show version.

  • @MrsHope93
    @MrsHope93 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Why do I love Stephen so much?

    • @Ace1King1
      @Ace1King1 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Because you're disturbed.

  • @pranays
    @pranays 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    It seems to me Pence and his wife have never read the Bible.

    • @lovemoviesful2
      @lovemoviesful2 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Pranay No Christians have ever read the bible.

    • @jamesricker3997
      @jamesricker3997 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pranay Pence isn't a good Christian. He passes the morality aspect but fails badly at ethics and compassion.

    • @pranays
      @pranays 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      He has no morality that I recognize.

  • @AnEnemySpy456
    @AnEnemySpy456 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    If you put Wonder Woman's Lasso of Truth around Trump, the only thing that would come out of his mouth would be a swarm of locusts.

  • @brandonmikell9223
    @brandonmikell9223 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Oh my god... WHY AREN'T THEY IN JAIL YET?!?!?!?!?!

  • @lisadee4490
    @lisadee4490 6 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    Cohen call it Netchix it’s comes in streaming 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Otschki
      @Otschki 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Can you explain the streaming joke, I did not get it :D

    • @OlEgSaS32
      @OlEgSaS32 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      "allegedly...allegedly" is what i was waiting for after that comment

    • @JoseVera20
      @JoseVera20 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Otschki I think it's because Trump was also accused of urinating on a hooker

    • @jeffersonlopez8236
      @jeffersonlopez8236 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      lisa koola olpovjp

  • @dothedeed
    @dothedeed 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Two years of this and still no impeachment?

    • @IvoryTaurean
      @IvoryTaurean 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      dothedeed Luís Assunção well technically it's not illegal until they can prove they fired Comey over the Russia investigation that's illegal if he used campaign contributions to pay back Michael Cohen that would be illegal. If he fires Mueller because of the fact that Mueller might be getting too close to the truth concerning the Russia investigation then that would be illegal that's obstructing justice hopefully all this stuff comes out and you know if it turns out that all of this is true then yeah he has every right to be impeached but you know Congress won't do that with a republican majority

  • @Maremons
    @Maremons 6 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    2:59
    Jon Batiste: "Yeah.. Why you gon' use the word 'funnel'?"
    lmao

    • @slipperypete619
      @slipperypete619 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah, that was intentional.

    • @baconforsaken5555
      @baconforsaken5555 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He is the worst

    • @hks2377
      @hks2377 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Exactly. It’s crazy that Giuliani is trying so hard to say this transaction is legal, yet manages to make it sound even more corrupt each time he talks about it😳😂

  • @pn3940
    @pn3940 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    he's giving the "alternative" fact that we didn't know.

  • @VacationImpossible
    @VacationImpossible 6 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    That's how he roles

    • @AllenSJ5
      @AllenSJ5 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Vacation Impossible Dats howe ee rolz

    • @johnapple6646
      @johnapple6646 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *roll

    • @Gottenhimfella
      @Gottenhimfella 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Talk about not getting the joke ... sheeessh