Wasn't there a video called "Donald Trump Rudy Giuliani Drag Queen Motorboat" several years ago? I think he's been looking for another big comedic break ever since
Lunana - It wouldn't surprise me. But nothing surprises me about Trump any more! The only thing I am surprised about is that he is still the US president!
Think positive! America's deceased presidents are probably rolling in their graves so much right now that they can generate enough power until the next election
The reason the monologues get broken up is because Stephen usually talks about multiple topics, so each individual video covers just each topic. In the case of this particular monologue, it's all on one video because Stephen was discussing one single topic. Make sense?
What I would give to be a grand jury in the Trump case! The prosecution is just going to wheel in a TV like a 3rd grade substitute teacher and play 3 hours of clips of Trump and his lawyers confessing to crimes recorded from fox news.
At this point, Trump is just making it second to second. He thinks introducing new scandals is the best thing to do to cover up your own misdoings - so he's literally just trying to obfuscate the situation as much as possible to keep people talking about "what the truth actually is" instead of focusing on the crimes. He's boiling himself alive, he's done.
It's indeed perplexing. But the God/Jesus delusion is still a massive business in the US. Its various cults still influence votes. I think we're at least a few elections away from getting the God delusion out of US politics.
Blame the pilgrims. A lot of the founders wanted nothing to do with superstition, but they had to appease the pilgrims, who left England to seek out the freedom to burn their neighbors alive for miscounting the number of angels dancing on the head of a pin. At the time, England was cracking down on that sort of horseshit, and encouraging the nutbags to gtfo. That was only a minority of the population, but we had a whole raft of other handicaps. Education was poor in the colonies compared to England. Sure, we had the original Ivy League Colleges, but most people could barely read, so they fell prey to the Trumps of the day. Men like Samuel Adams, who took England's fairly reasonable decree that if the colonists would not stop provoking the French colonies, having their ass handed to them, and then requiring England to repeatedly ride to their rescue, that the colonists would then be required to bear the expense of that defense through some minor taxes, and through propaganda turned it into "no taxation without representation!" Well, no shit. The colonists had proven themselves to be utterly irresponsible and would never agree to pay for anything if they could get someone else to carry the load. If the pilgrims had just been taken out back and shot, and colonization delayed until they were fully purged, the babbling snake brigade would never have had a toehold.
Grim, I f*ck*n LOVED your thought. So simple, so pure. but the reply from GOP "Cuz Jeeezuz wanted it that way. See so right here in this GOP-approved bible
@@Zomby_Woof They found someone else to carry the load alright. Natives and Africans and the Chinese. People to shit on while they do everything you're too much of a lazy bitch to take care of yourself. Now it's Latin American immigrants and those Asian kids we outsource all the manufacturing jobs too.
Every time someone knocked on her door, writer Dorothy Parker said, “What fresh hell is this?” That’s what I say when I brace myself to watch the news nowadays.
You can't empower someone to "fix things" in your name, pay him big money and then go hide and say you didn't know what he was doing. Willful ignorance is not a legal defense. It doesn't work for mafia bosses who tell their hit-man to "deal with the situation" and it doesn't work here.
We don’t want Giuliani to be lying though because he accidentally admitted on tv that Trump both paid back Cohen and that it was because it was so near the election that the story would look bad that the payment was made, basically helping the prosecution. It’s hilarious.
Fumbles, if anyone helped get North and South Korea talking it was Rex Tillerson, the man Trump fired for calling him a moron. Trump has just made childish insults toward Kim Jung Un -- something the Koreans can get agree to sneer at.
Exactly. It’s crazy that Giuliani is trying so hard to say this transaction is legal, yet manages to make it sound even more corrupt each time he talks about it😳😂
The National Day of Prayer. What an ironically unChristian concept. Jesus: "And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by others. Truly I tell you, they have received their reward in full. But when you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray to your Father, who is unseen. Then your Father, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you."
Beautifully put, my friend, if you don't mind me adding, I find it interesting how Jesus says to the father directly and not to anyone else including him.
Let's be honest, Obama wasn't the best President ever. He tried to be and would have succeeded with support from the Republican Party. His ideas were for the benefit of Americans. ACA wasn't perfect but what he got passed through Congress was still an achievement. And given that women were given the vote in 1920 and African Americans had to wait until 1965, it was a crowning achievement that an African American became President. Obama's legacy would have continued to some degree if HRC had been elected. However, despite her experience, HRC was a bitter pill for Americans to swallow and the lies told by the trump campaign did not help either. Barack Obama's heart was in the right place when it came to the United States. As for trump? He's only in it for himself and how much money he can make. He is truly the worst president the United States will ever have. Even when POTUS #100 is in office, trump will still be last. Even Buchanan might move up several places.
Crazy that this went down on Hannity's show. I mean if Rudy was gonna jumble his words anywhere it would of been somewhere outside of the trump fan club (fox news).
Meanwhile here on the southeastern part of Puerto Rico I am still waiting to have electricity after over 7 months!! And I also am embarrassed to have a President who is completely unfit to be our commander in chief😣
Penny Hollifield Not the first person I encounter like them, either. I was once straight up told, "You can't vote, so you don't count." These people are just flat-out evil.
WOW! Trump's twitter-english sure has improved (and "roll" could have been an autocorrect thing)... Gimme a break! Trump couldn't even READ that tweet, never mind write it! That must be what Cohen is doing for his $35,000/mo. - writing Trump's tweets.
Urjit Sardesai he's making a joke about the "pee tape" in Russia. ( Allegedly Trump hired Russian hookers to urinate on a hotel bed)..😂 just Google "Trump Russia pee tape "
+ Jamal Omar I am *not* going to google it, but I do have a question. I thought that the tape was supposed to be two Russian hookers ("Russian hookers; best in the world according to Putin!) *peeing on each other* while Trump watches and maybe does more than watch. But my friend says it's supposedly some Russian hookers *peeing on Trump* . What is your understanding?
Allie Schwarz well so far it's just a made up story, that could possibly be true. No hard evidence on it yet. Lol, but Trump generated so much fake news himself that he must lay in his bed, his wet bed if you will...😂
SharonSmilesPhotography And they have turned up no evidence except that which has caused th he firing of several deep state officials. Hmmmm.... How fricken dumb are you people. I'll be back to gloat
The real reason why Trump feels "truly blessed" to have Mike Pence as vice president is that he is one of the few people who could generally be considered a worse option than Trump.
Actually, there is no record of Seneca saying that but Edward Gibbon in 1776 wrote: "The various modes of worship, which prevailed in the Roman world, were all considered by the people, as equally true; by the philosopher, as equally false; and by the magistrate, as equally useful. "
Stephen Colbert keeps me sane on a daily basis, and I'm being serious. I'm going to subscribe instead of just hunting for videos every day. Subscribed.
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Colbert is the best political analyst. His explanations and analogies hit the point right on target. Thank you for making the tragic, embarrassing and disgusting truths a fine comedy! Love it!
What were his words? "I could shoot someone on 5th Ave. and people..." And people would still not take any action against this lunatic. I start to believe he was right. Not bc T is a bright person, but bc society in general is now at it's lowest, completely defunct.
People seem to wonder why we, way over there in europe even care. The problem is that we are all connected. The US messes up? We have to suffer. We mess up? The US has to suffer. We in the EU have to fight a lot of battles ourselves. It would be nice to not be worried about a emotionally challenged person and his index finger hovering over a certain red button.
Mike Zimmer didn't get what your gripe is, if you're a trumtard, GFYS! Trump can't write in English and he's the smartest person that ever attended Wharton.
Rudy is like a bodyguard who pats you on the back way too hard when his first shift starts, saying "You're in good hands, sir... ", which causes his gun to fall out of his home-made holster made of electrical tape, and shoot you in the liver.
Mlpfanboy Exactly. Fight fire with fire. Colbert gets it, he torches Team Trump 5 nights a week. As long as we can keep exposing this unbelievable corruption for all to see, there is hope reason will prevail.
This news was probably likely to get out with all Cohen's documents seized, and they're trying to get in front of it to make it old news by the time the proof comes around.
There's no way he's not also involved in this somehow. He's going down too. And Paul Ryan is out. So if he doesn't get a replacement before impeachment happens, the new President will officially be...Mitch McConnell! Oh god I think that's worse. BRB, throwing up.
6:40 Wait, hold on a second. Trump did not sign the NDA. I distinctly remember Stormy's legal team stating that. That's why they felt they could publicly come forward and speak about it. How can it be legally binding if one of the parties didn't sign and agree to it?
Brian Garrow Hey grandpa 😠 Are you enjoying Trump's presidency 😠 ? I know you hate his guts , but don't you worry my dear dancing teletubby 😃 On 2020 you have the chance to give the Demorats 🐀🐁🐀 a blue wave of votes 😃 Their front runner candidates are Ellen DeGeneres , Harry Potter and Pikachu 😃 Hahahahahahaha 😆😆😆😃😃😃😂😂😂hahahahahahaha Go Trump 😉 Go Kanye West 😉 Dragon energy mothefuckers 😃
Did you come up with this response all by yourself 'Punisher'? What kind of 'Punisher' likes to use cute emojis? What a f*cking tool you are... BTW, what are you a 'punisher' of? Haha!
YOU ARE METAL You got home from McDonald's early. Did you get fired AGAIN? Clean your room junior. Your sister is tired of finding those turd streaked underoos of yours in the laundry basket.
Its like being asked to mow the lawn and coming back in ten min later staying "finished", having turned over the mower and set it on fire. Rudie got the job and immediately blew steps 1-3.
I was surprised Colbert didn't mention anything about it. There is no chance in hell of Trump writing that tweet. It was too coherent, although the misspell is a nice touch
dothedeed Luís Assunção well technically it's not illegal until they can prove they fired Comey over the Russia investigation that's illegal if he used campaign contributions to pay back Michael Cohen that would be illegal. If he fires Mueller because of the fact that Mueller might be getting too close to the truth concerning the Russia investigation then that would be illegal that's obstructing justice hopefully all this stuff comes out and you know if it turns out that all of this is true then yeah he has every right to be impeached but you know Congress won't do that with a republican majority
Actually Rudy *_IS HELPING_* with the comedy! This is great stuff!
Wasn't there a video called "Donald Trump Rudy Giuliani Drag Queen Motorboat" several years ago? I think he's been looking for another big comedic break ever since
... and hopefully with the impeachment.
Lunana - It wouldn't surprise me. But nothing surprises me about Trump any more! The only thing I am surprised about is that he is still the US president!
Guys! He is trying! He already offered Jared Kushner up as disposable
Think positive! America's deceased presidents are probably rolling in their graves so much right now that they can generate enough power until the next election
Bless you uploader!!!! We haven't gotten the whole monologue in one video in ages. Please keep it this way.
- Everyone in the comments.
The reason the monologues get broken up is because Stephen usually talks about multiple topics, so each individual video covers just each topic. In the case of this particular monologue, it's all on one video because Stephen was discussing one single topic. Make sense?
Mueller: Two years of investigation, wasted. All I had to do was wait for Trump's own lawyers to throw him under the bus.
Ganiscol I feel bad for the bastard who has to do that
Buttercup III Ha! They SHOULD be getting Hazard Pay for that mess! Good catch!
What I would give to be a grand jury in the Trump case! The prosecution is just going to wheel in a TV like a 3rd grade substitute teacher and play 3 hours of clips of Trump and his lawyers confessing to crimes recorded from fox news.
And now, we know how those mobile balistic trucks, they parade, look like when launched at night.
Love the Stormy Watch music and dance. LOL
Rudy is a crook, always has been...
Right! Now I wonder if he funneled any 9/11 donations into his pockets 🤔
Stormy watch cracks me up 😂
I love that little dance he does everytime when the "Stormy Watch" music comes on
indrinita - That’s because you’re gay.
November can’t come soon enough
This aged well
At this point, Trump is just making it second to second. He thinks introducing new scandals is the best thing to do to cover up your own misdoings - so he's literally just trying to obfuscate the situation as much as possible to keep people talking about "what the truth actually is" instead of focusing on the crimes. He's boiling himself alive, he's done.
I often have to sign NDAs saying I didn't have an affair with someone. You know, totally normal.
😂Adam Winkelmann , yeah, all of us do it. So I wonder where my $130,000 is?!
Welcome to Earth, where nothing makes sense.
Night after night, Colbert, you are ruthless. Keep up the good work...
It's clear that his legal team wrote that tweet for him. They deliberately made the typo to make it sound authentic.
Wow, with a lawyer like Rudy, who needs prosecutors... :-)
zapfanzapfan we can see 👀 HOW , repeatedly , DUMB or Stupid , #trump and #trumpStaffs are : #trumpsupportersareaspecialkindofstupid
Always new facts with this president, does he think people are stupid.
well the mob isnt going to screw itself. /s
Bad Hombre sadly many are that stupid.
Bad Hombre sadly his constituents are, roughly half the US
Why would a secular democracy, that has separation of church and state written right into its constitution, have a national day of prayer?
It's indeed perplexing. But the God/Jesus delusion is still a massive business in the US. Its various cults still influence votes. I think we're at least a few elections away from getting the God delusion out of US politics.
Blame the pilgrims. A lot of the founders wanted nothing to do with superstition, but they had to appease the pilgrims, who left England to seek out the freedom to burn their neighbors alive for miscounting the number of angels dancing on the head of a pin. At the time, England was cracking down on that sort of horseshit, and encouraging the nutbags to gtfo.
That was only a minority of the population, but we had a whole raft of other handicaps.
Education was poor in the colonies compared to England.
Sure, we had the original Ivy League Colleges, but most people could barely read, so they fell prey to the Trumps of the day.
Men like Samuel Adams, who took England's fairly reasonable decree that if the colonists would not stop provoking the French colonies, having their ass handed to them, and then requiring England to repeatedly ride to their rescue, that the colonists would then be required to bear the expense of that defense through some minor taxes, and through propaganda turned it into "no taxation without representation!"
Well, no shit.
The colonists had proven themselves to be utterly irresponsible and would never agree to pay for anything if they could get someone else to carry the load.
If the pilgrims had just been taken out back and shot, and colonization delayed until they were fully purged, the babbling snake brigade would never have had a toehold.
Grim, I f*ck*n LOVED your thought. So simple, so pure. but the reply from GOP "Cuz Jeeezuz wanted it that way. See so right here in this GOP-approved
bible
@@Zomby_Woof They found someone else to carry the load alright. Natives and Africans and the Chinese. People to shit on while they do everything you're too much of a lazy bitch to take care of yourself. Now it's Latin American immigrants and those Asian kids we outsource all the manufacturing jobs too.
With a President who really isn't Christian.
"It comes with streaming."
This is like the Platonic Ideal of a dirty joke, glittering and perfect under the stage lights.
Love you Stephen
The reason they're praying is to pray to God Trump stops tweeting himself a hole. Or to stop this living nightmare that is the Trump Presidency.
mindlessgonzo
Maybe they are praying that *something* will be enough to remove Trump from office and let Mike Pence take over officially.
Trump needs to resign.
i think Pence is praying that he will be president soon... an even more chilling thought than having Trump!
Lara Bee I’m pretty sure pence will be out of office as well if trump gets impeached
mindlessgonzo 😂 i could see em pray for both!
Rudy Giuliani has crazy eyes.
MeganKoumori
I noticed that when Rudy yells (like during the Convention)- he looks just like Voldemort
Presidents don't have time for answering questions. But lots of time for golfing at Mar-a-lago.
Phil Lanager golfing And tweeting.
Fumbles We're not out the woods yet as far as the Korean Peninsula. You make it sound as if denuclearization has already been achieved. It has not.
+Fumbles constantly winning trade wars? He can't even handle Mexico or Canada... does winning mean something different to Americans?
What does "Mar- a- Lago" mean?? I KNOW😒.....GOOGLE IT😉(and ask the SAME question...AGAIN!😂).
@@ivansol92
😂Please don't make fun of us😱😟😫😕!!. We're not ALL responsible😅😂!!
I KNOW how it LOOKS👀😂👍
"I'm breathing in second hand prayer...".....LOL!
Trump so did not write those tweets. Maybe the dots, but that's it.
verdatum -- elipsis king.
Whoever it is was really on a roll though, eh?
Jimmy Thornseed a Hawaiian roll? Those things are delicious!
There was a comma before the dots - he didn't write that.
It was Rudy
The trump lawyers got to the end of writing his 3 tweets and realised if there wasn't any spelling mistakes people would know trump didn't write it.
People still believe Trump and all his nonsense. Just staggering to me.
Jim M - Since you root for Hillary and Obama....do you root for cancer too? Lol.
Go Devils that is very typical trumptard behavior. Avoid the question. Bring up Obama or Clinton. Ring your bell and get your cheese, mouse.
Democrats are ignoring the DNC and DCCC's horrible actions of pushing out progressives and rigging the mid-term elections
Jonathan Campbell
Uranium 1 / Benghazi / Jill Stein recount / southern border / sanctuary cities / black unemployment/ 58 genders / common core / planned parenthood abortion / etc....shall I continue ? I’m just getting started.
TheNextTurn
Aaaaaand what does it have to do with trump's empirical criminal activities?
Every time someone knocked on her door, writer Dorothy Parker said, “What fresh hell is this?” That’s what I say when I brace myself to watch the news nowadays.
You can't empower someone to "fix things" in your name, pay him big money and then go hide and say you didn't know what he was doing. Willful ignorance is not a legal defense. It doesn't work for mafia bosses who tell their hit-man to "deal with the situation" and it doesn't work here.
sadly, It apparently does work here.
God bless this show
Hannity asks Giuliani questions as if he wants him to answer a certain way.
Ida Rum definitely.
Despise Hannity!
Ida Rum it would not be surprising if he does.
One of them is lying, its both of em
mesut ozil, ROLL not ROLE. Damn homonyms.
We don’t want Giuliani to be lying though because he accidentally admitted on tv that Trump both paid back Cohen and that it was because it was so near the election that the story would look bad that the payment was made, basically helping the prosecution. It’s hilarious.
"It comes with streaming". Now that's a home run. Im still laughing :D
The lie bar keeps getting ever lower..How low can it go? Their backs are already covered in mud.
That ain't mud
you gonna play like you dont know? welli couyld tell you but i am s liasrt
Fumbles, if anyone helped get North and South Korea talking it was Rex Tillerson, the man Trump fired for calling him a moron. Trump has just made childish insults toward Kim Jung Un -- something the Koreans can get agree to sneer at.
Fumbles he’s a rooster taking credit for the sunrise and maybe even the suns VERY EXISTENCE!
Your probably a Russian troll da?
QuTi 2U the “bar” is in the center of the Earth now and will probably be in China by 2020!
2:59
Jon Batiste: "Yeah.. Why you gon' use the word 'funnel'?"
lmao
Yeah, that was intentional.
He is the worst
Exactly. It’s crazy that Giuliani is trying so hard to say this transaction is legal, yet manages to make it sound even more corrupt each time he talks about it😳😂
Hit those high notes Colbert.
So busy. Busy people. Winning.
I used to think evangelicals were very spiritual, religious people. But if they back someone as vile as tDump, they’ve lost their souls along the way.
They willingly ignore all hypocracy and are convinced Hillary is satan. They are hyper partisan and impossible to reason with.
@@BeavisSaves lol, great name. 😂
The National Day of Prayer. What an ironically unChristian concept.
Jesus: "And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by others. Truly I tell you, they have received their reward in full. But when you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray to your Father, who is unseen. Then your Father, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you."
TheZeroNeonix Very well put!!
Beautifully put, my friend, if you don't mind me adding, I find it interesting how Jesus says to the father directly and not to anyone else including him.
Am I perverted by saying Obama was and still is the best president we ever had and deserve
Yes. Yes you are. Why? Because FDR
Let's be honest, Obama wasn't the best President ever. He tried to be and would have succeeded with support from the Republican Party. His ideas were for the benefit of Americans. ACA wasn't perfect but what he got passed through Congress was still an achievement. And given that women were given the vote in 1920 and African Americans had to wait until 1965, it was a crowning achievement that an African American became President. Obama's legacy would have continued to some degree if HRC had been elected. However, despite her experience, HRC was a bitter pill for Americans to swallow and the lies told by the trump campaign did not help either. Barack Obama's heart was in the right place when it came to the United States.
As for trump? He's only in it for himself and how much money he can make. He is truly the worst president the United States will ever have. Even when POTUS #100 is in office, trump will still be last. Even Buchanan might move up several places.
MatchstalkMan You are right he was one of the best
argedismun2 no you are100% correct- he was the best and I miss him every minute of every day
MatchstalkMan, yes, agreed with all of the above & just one addition... tRump has already displaced Buchanan!
Crazy that this went down on Hannity's show. I mean if Rudy was gonna jumble his words anywhere it would of been somewhere outside of the trump fan club (fox news).
Meanwhile here on the southeastern part of Puerto Rico I am still waiting to have electricity after over 7 months!! And I also am embarrassed to have a President who is completely unfit to be our commander in chief😣
Michele Sànchez
Ugh that sucks, yeah sorry
You are our territory. We collect your taxes but screw you Spanish speaking country. If you want to whine so much just leave baka.
Rogue Dr4g0nite You are one hateful, sad & sorry person.
Penny Hollifield Not the first person I encounter like them, either. I was once straight up told, "You can't vote, so you don't count."
These people are just flat-out evil.
Michele Sànchez Sad. So sorry. God bless Puerto Rico.
My favorite is always when Stephen reads the tweets in his trump voice
gregoryarrants : dot dot dot dot
Me2
He has the best Trump voice.
Dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, LMAO.
dot dot dot dot LOL!
Thank you, Mr. Colbert for explaining things so quickly and acurately.
dot dot dot dot dot dot......love Colbert.
Dot dot dot dash dash dash dot dot dot - All sane Americans.
Thank you for putting your monologues back into one video. Way more watchable without being interrupted ever three minutes
I love Stephen Colbert.
So lets get this straight, the new truth is "Here is some money to stay silent about the fact you blackmailed me over an affair we did not have"?
The NETCHIX joke had me dyin
Same. Especially after Stephen said they offer "streaming".
WOW! Trump's twitter-english sure has improved (and "roll" could have been an autocorrect thing)... Gimme a break! Trump couldn't even READ that tweet, never mind write it! That must be what Cohen is doing for his $35,000/mo. - writing Trump's tweets.
"It comes with streaming"😂😂 this guy is too good
Jamal Omar Hey, I didn't get it. Could you please explain it?
Urjit Sardesai he's making a joke about the "pee tape" in Russia. ( Allegedly Trump hired Russian hookers to urinate on a hotel bed)..😂 just Google "Trump Russia pee tape "
+ Jamal Omar I am *not* going to google it, but I do have a question. I thought that the tape was supposed to be two Russian hookers ("Russian hookers; best in the world according to Putin!) *peeing on each other* while Trump watches and maybe does more than watch. But my friend says it's supposedly some Russian hookers *peeing on Trump* . What is your understanding?
Allie Schwarz well so far it's just a made up story, that could possibly be true. No hard evidence on it yet. Lol, but Trump generated so much fake news himself that he must lay in his bed, his wet bed if you will...😂
Allie Schwarz you're right it definitely adds up and makes sense
Stormy Watch is actually starting to grow on me
Roses are red
I will be blunt
Innocent guys don’t say,
“A total witch hunt!”
Max Canon Shouldn’t it be warlock hunt?
Agreed, and the Warlock is corrupt as hell.
Max Canon The witch being hunted is Hillary. So funny you cant read the reports thus far and see this.
SharonSmilesPhotography And they have turned up no evidence except that which has caused th he firing of several deep state officials. Hmmmm.... How fricken dumb are you people. I'll be back to gloat
Me N. You mean the reports from the Knot Reel Institute, or the University of BS?
Steve why you're so good 😂😂😂😂
I'm not sure why everyone was groaning at the "streaming" comment. I think that was a brilliant comic twist. Well done sir!
These people are all going to jail
Why do I love Stephen so much?
Because you're disturbed.
The real reason why Trump feels "truly blessed" to have Mike Pence as vice president is that he is one of the few people who could generally be considered a worse option than Trump.
Good ol' Rudy! I wonder how long it took Hannity to become unclenched.
In the words of the Roman philosopher Seneca, "Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful."
Watch out, we got a badass over here.
Jovan Martinovic 😂😂😂
Agree, use religion for your convenience...sad!!! A lot of religious leaders use the Bible and the word of Trump to fill their pockets...
lazyperfectionist1
"Roman philosophers" are prone to error too. They have an opinion.
To find truth, study the Divine prophets such as Christ.
Actually, there is no record of Seneca saying that but Edward Gibbon in 1776 wrote: "The various modes of worship, which prevailed in the Roman world, were all considered by the people, as equally true; by the philosopher, as equally false; and by the magistrate, as equally useful. "
Please keep Rudy, Trump, oh please keep him! :)
Stephen Colbert keeps me sane on a daily basis, and I'm being serious. I'm going to subscribe instead of just hunting for videos every day. Subscribed.
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The Punisher awww you do need a hug. I hope you feel better soon 😊
LOL and they call us snowflakes. The Punisher gets all butthurt just because someone subscribed to Colbert.
The Punisher. When there's no defense to Trump machine calamities, go ahead and let it all out.
Colbert is the best political analyst. His explanations and analogies hit the point right on target. Thank you for making the tragic, embarrassing and disgusting truths a fine comedy! Love it!
Man, I love Stephen Colbert!!! I actually stay up to watch his show now!!! He’s so funny, yet relevant 😍
What were his words? "I could shoot someone on 5th Ave. and people..."
And people would still not take any action against this lunatic.
I start to believe he was right. Not bc T is a bright person, but bc society in general is now at it's lowest, completely defunct.
Sorry, my vote does not matter in this case... i live in europe :-P
DasIllu Don’t let the nasties get you down-must be related to some scumbag Rethugs.
People seem to wonder why we, way over there in europe even care. The problem is that we are all connected.
The US messes up? We have to suffer. We mess up? The US has to suffer.
We in the EU have to fight a lot of battles ourselves. It would be nice to not be worried about a emotionally challenged person and his index finger hovering over a certain red button.
Mike Zimmer didn't get what your gripe is, if you're a trumtard, GFYS! Trump can't write in English and he's the smartest person that ever attended Wharton.
DasIllu Thanks for caring, because the majority of Americans don’t seem to be that concerned about the future of our republic.
Rudy is like a bodyguard who pats you on the back way too hard when his first shift starts, saying "You're in good hands, sir... ", which causes his gun to fall out of his home-made holster made of electrical tape, and shoot you in the liver.
The "electrical tape" bit just killed me... I am still trying to get some oxygen in my lungs!!! :DDD THANKS!!!
Oh shit!
Hey, he at least had the thought to make himself a holster and not waistband carry. His testicles would be in danger.
Scott Mew - vampires don't have testicles
glenn barrera They're there. They just look like a baseball player's.
Trump needs to resign asap
Love your show 😘 informative and fun!
That's how he roles
Vacation Impossible Dats howe ee rolz
*roll
Talk about not getting the joke ... sheeessh
Whole monologue in one video. 🙌
The worse the state of the White House, the better Colbert gets. Damn Stephen shows no mercy :D
Aaron Idstein all it takes for evil to win is good men to do nothing.
Mlpfanboy Exactly. Fight fire with fire. Colbert gets it, he torches Team Trump 5 nights a week. As long as we can keep exposing this unbelievable corruption for all to see, there is hope reason will prevail.
Lol, Is this guy trying to send Trump to jail?
I would say Rudy may remember the disrespect and he has set Trump's ass up.
This news was probably likely to get out with all Cohen's documents seized, and they're trying to get in front of it to make it old news by the time the proof comes around.
I hope to god
Ha ha Ha!!! Imagine the irony!!!!
President Trump is such a _roll_ model. 😁
Dave H. 😂😂😂😂
He rolled some people to the tune of $25 million. Screwed by Trump U.
In that he is pale, round and doughy?
Don't insult baked bread like that.
Only President with 3 prenups , sounds like love :)
Stephen killed this...I'm in tears...NetChix!😂😂
You realize who will be president if trump is impeached right? Pence is literally crazy.
tbigz89, yes, pence is even worse than trump.
* frightening*
tbigz89 lock the whole cartel up.
There's no way he's not also involved in this somehow. He's going down too.
And Paul Ryan is out. So if he doesn't get a replacement before impeachment happens, the new President will officially be...Mitch McConnell!
Oh god I think that's worse. BRB, throwing up.
tbigz89 either way we're screwed but I think Pence would be more successful with his shitty agenda then Trumps been with his.
Certainly a case of "out of the frying pan into the fire".
Many, many people are praying that you resign "believe me"!
Waitaminnit, *ACTUAL* news on Fox News?!
it was by accident. i'm sure it won't happen again.
ever.
Pigs have flown...
ricaard he’s probably on his way out of the show!
6:40 Wait, hold on a second. Trump did not sign the NDA. I distinctly remember Stormy's legal team stating that. That's why they felt they could publicly come forward and speak about it. How can it be legally binding if one of the parties didn't sign and agree to it?
OMG Stephen😂😂 one of the funnies pieces you’ve done.. great work, you’re unbelievably good.
The dumb version of Watergate.
juan gomez Watersports
Cohen call it Netchix it’s comes in streaming 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Can you explain the streaming joke, I did not get it :D
"allegedly...allegedly" is what i was waiting for after that comment
Otschki I think it's because Trump was also accused of urinating on a hooker
lisa koola olpovjp
Well played, Steven
Well played.
Brian Garrow Hey grandpa 😠
Are you enjoying Trump's presidency 😠 ? I know you hate his guts , but don't you worry my dear dancing teletubby 😃
On 2020 you have the chance to give the Demorats 🐀🐁🐀 a blue wave of votes 😃
Their front runner candidates are Ellen DeGeneres , Harry Potter and Pikachu 😃
Hahahahahahaha 😆😆😆😃😃😃😂😂😂hahahahahahaha
Go Trump 😉
Go Kanye West 😉
Dragon energy mothefuckers 😃
you spelled his name wrong u moron he spelled his name Stephen
Did you come up with this response all by yourself 'Punisher'? What kind of 'Punisher' likes to use cute emojis? What a f*cking tool you are... BTW, what are you a 'punisher' of? Haha!
The punisher spits on racist trolls like you. Find a new role model bitch.
YOU ARE METAL You got home from McDonald's early. Did you get fired AGAIN? Clean your room junior. Your sister is tired of finding those turd streaked underoos of yours in the laundry basket.
It’s the national day of Star Wars not of prayer!!!!!!!!
I love Steven! Keep up the good work.
Its like being asked to mow the lawn and coming back in ten min later staying "finished", having turned over the mower and set it on fire. Rudie got the job and immediately blew steps 1-3.
Nothing really makes Hannity watchable Stephen, but this was hilarious to see him get run over by Giuliani
I love this soap opera!!!
Ramsés Giovanni realty show to me
What an excellent clip...thank you for the great belly laughs. Hats off to Stephen Colbert and the Colbert team of writers!
I wonder if all those guys in Leavenworth will sign NDA's before violating Don the Con.
Lol that was a great Lady Justice reference there at the end
"NYETCHIKS comes w/ streaming". 🤣🤣🤣
It woulda been more funny if Stephen did Rudy's voice for Trump's tweets. Those tweets clearly weren't written by Trump lol.
Amen.Joy to you all my fans.
G E N I U S !!!! 😂😂😂 Geez, I love you!!! Thanks from Australia... I love waking up to your hilarity. 💗
The BEST Trump voice! :)
Wow I love your show tonight
Hannity had to be thinking.. *WHERE'S THAT RED SUV!!* 🚘
Stephen's dance routine for Stormy Watch 🤣🤣
The way he gets things said, I just love Stephen
Played no roll. They had to misspell a word to make it appear that trump wrote it. But it had punctuation, so, we're not fooled. 😜
huh?
I was surprised Colbert didn't mention anything about it. There is no chance in hell of Trump writing that tweet. It was too coherent, although the misspell is a nice touch
There is a roll that you eat & a role as an action, the joke was he used the wrong word.
Another moron!!...god save this country!
Good catch, I was thinking the same
At some point we have to ask "are they being incompetent on purpose?"
Two years of this and still no impeachment?
dothedeed Luís Assunção well technically it's not illegal until they can prove they fired Comey over the Russia investigation that's illegal if he used campaign contributions to pay back Michael Cohen that would be illegal. If he fires Mueller because of the fact that Mueller might be getting too close to the truth concerning the Russia investigation then that would be illegal that's obstructing justice hopefully all this stuff comes out and you know if it turns out that all of this is true then yeah he has every right to be impeached but you know Congress won't do that with a republican majority
Damn Stephen on fyah!
he's giving the "alternative" fact that we didn't know.