What Do You Mean Trump And Putin Are Meeting Again?

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 15 มิ.ย. 2024
  • Stephen isn't the only person shocked to hear Trump invited Putin to the White House. So was Trump's Director of National Intelligence.
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  • @Jdinrbfidndifofkdndjoflfndjdk
    @Jdinrbfidndifofkdndjoflfndjdk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    Dude that diplomat was very creative on his insult

  • @douglasdaniel4504
    @douglasdaniel4504 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    This is a prime example why satire is such a powerful weapon against flim-flammery and tyranny, and why dictators from Hitler to el-Sisi have generally come down hard on people who make fun of them. Keep it coming, Mr. Colbert, we need it right now.

    • @douglasdaniel4504
      @douglasdaniel4504 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Abdel Fattah el-Sisi. Present dictator of Egypt. Although it may have been the man he ousted from power, Morsi, who did more to drive Bassem Youssef off the air. Neither of those guys have much of a sense of humor.

  • @ninjachannel007
    @ninjachannel007 5 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    I like how the old dude in the live interview started reacting as soon as he heard "In a tweet from the white house". Like btw was bracing himself for stupidity.

    • @-anaamna5616
      @-anaamna5616 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ninja Channel ya he was like here we go again 🤣

  • @DavidNightingale001
    @DavidNightingale001 5 ปีที่แล้ว +231

    Remember when the worst he did was be a hypocrite about playing golf? Those were the good times.

    • @miwawilliams612
      @miwawilliams612 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      David Nightingale that was never the worst of it. He's been shown to be this way since his campaign & before. Look again.

    • @hi-ougidemonfang
      @hi-ougidemonfang 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Remember when the worst of it was calling Mexicans rapists and drug dealers? Yeah wonder how anyone supported that man.

    • @robertbernal8666
      @robertbernal8666 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      He just said that because putin told him to (otherwise millions of people are going to die).

    • @WAEVOICE
      @WAEVOICE 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Something called "context," I believe.

    • @dens7335
      @dens7335 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      despite his long relationship with the russian mafia? yea

  • @ArdawanNasrin
    @ArdawanNasrin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    Dan Coats reaction.... priceless

    • @rysun8709
      @rysun8709 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      What say what!!

    • @AdrianColley
      @AdrianColley 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      BA-WHUHH?

    • @altrag
      @altrag 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Even before the "say what?".. as soon as she mentioned Trump tweeted something, he dropped an epic eye roll before he even knew what was coming!

    • @revengefrommars
      @revengefrommars 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Made me think of Wayne's World: "Exsqueeze me? Baking Powder?"

    • @trixiewashington224
      @trixiewashington224 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ardawan Nasrin I kinda felt bad for him☹️

  • @jasonluong3862
    @jasonluong3862 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Colbert's best monologue yet. Volcano parkour, shark dentistry, or heroin. Give the man and his writing staff an Emmy!

    • @ldchappell1
      @ldchappell1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And that's why Trump's hates him so much he won't even say his name. ha ha.

  • @wizardom
    @wizardom 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This is still epic. Probably the best segment ever.

  • @arizonanative7409
    @arizonanative7409 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I love watching Stephen go "verklempt" during his Presidential intervention.... Great skit all the way through. As usual.

    • @joannholmes8726
      @joannholmes8726 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      2 years ago and today is not better. I hope you are still alive and not sick from Covid 19. Remind your friends about Helsinki and Putin.

  • @shannonlawhorn1674
    @shannonlawhorn1674 5 ปีที่แล้ว +233

    "Either he's in Russia's pocket or he's an idiot" - can't they both be true? One doesn't disqualify the other.

    • @jorgelugo4128
      @jorgelugo4128 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Shannon Lawhorn vote them out. Impeach trump now!

    • @liliyaua5960
      @liliyaua5960 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Shannon Lawhorn
      Probably, what people say, russians has something on Tramp, like to be him a pedophile, like putin.

    • @___stormgurl___2822
      @___stormgurl___2822 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Shannon Lawhorn
      Agreed.

    • @mmartinezPhysics
      @mmartinezPhysics 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Shannon Lawhorn " *or* ", as a binary logical operator isn't mutually exclusive.
      In other words, for the statement "A *or* B" to be "True", you can have that statement "A" is True, statement "B" is "True", or, both "A" and "B" are "True".
      In this case, I agree with you: both statements ("A" and "B") are "True", which makes the whole statement ("A *or* B") "True".

    • @macarena8636
      @macarena8636 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hillary For Prison Warden...Hillary will visit tRump in prison and maybe buy him a designer orange jump suit from Javanka. Extra orange juice for trump so he can make his own makeup.

  • @wizkhalifasmoke
    @wizkhalifasmoke 5 ปีที่แล้ว +331

    Putin just checking out his new house before he moves in.

    • @annebradley6086
      @annebradley6086 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      A lot of us have been saying "Putin for President" for the past 8+ years. I still am sure that Obama would have attacked USA if Russia hadn't come visiting our shorelines to keep his a$$ out of our grass. Trump is part of that Satanic Illuminati cabal also - that is why he refuses Jeff Sessions military support so FBI can make an arrest sting of tens of thousands. The sealed indictments have been there over a year. Jeff Sessions doing his job and Trump in his "Just Say No" mode just incase Reagan becomes reincarnated, I guess.

    • @wizkhalifasmoke
      @wizkhalifasmoke 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @anne You're a good Russian troll.. just saying a bunch of nothing to stir the pot lol I see you

    • @trialanderror7508
      @trialanderror7508 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂🤣

    • @davidedwards3361
      @davidedwards3361 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Funny, I had that same thought. Congratulations America, here is your new life time president, Vladimir Putin.

    • @noahd88
      @noahd88 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      💯💯💯 Facts..

  • @Rebecca-dm5ul
    @Rebecca-dm5ul 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Wow. Loved the diplomatic response.

    • @Sherkalyn
      @Sherkalyn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That ambassador's response killed me... I burst out laughing out loud in my living room at about 4 AM and pity my poor roommates who will discover my splattered remains when they wake up.... 😂

  • @justhuman24
    @justhuman24 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Birds of a criminal feather collude together!

  • @deelish22
    @deelish22 5 ปีที่แล้ว +183

    He's gotta make it up to Putin after changing his "would" to a "wouldn't." Trump's in trouble very bigly with Papa.

    • @TheKaiTetley
      @TheKaiTetley 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Dee Lish. Yeah, Trump will need to give more than a reach around.

    • @tammytruthout8465
      @tammytruthout8465 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Callimo, yeah, the new TIME, with their faces morphed on the cover.

  • @virakchhang
    @virakchhang 5 ปีที่แล้ว +477

    Build a wall to keep immigrants out but open the front door for your enemies

    • @virakchhang
      @virakchhang 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Why is the left (edit: i said left... i meant to say right) like you so desperate to keep Hilary and Obama your enemies?

    • @vmelmeneo
      @vmelmeneo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      MrToby101 Maybe because russia believes the world should be ruled under communism while we believe and are a beacon for democracy.

    • @kathylove2561
      @kathylove2561 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Well we do know Russia is a country full of vicious killers. Why were they ever over here anyway? Even at work I keep my eyes on anyone with an accent sounding Russian.

    • @egregious3666
      @egregious3666 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      MrToby101 because they ARE the enemy. THEY interfered in our elections.

    • @Zeebo216
      @Zeebo216 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Virak Chhang 😡😡😡

  • @heatherroyer8911
    @heatherroyer8911 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The people’s business... jailing toddlers 🤣😂❤️

  • @elvindcruz5737
    @elvindcruz5737 5 ปีที่แล้ว +204

    This is really embarrassing for the united states of America

    • @Harold075
      @Harold075 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "Make America Great Again..."

    • @pgmorse
      @pgmorse 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Eye c ur maga troll bad english ignorant traitor or bot.

    • @natetv1494
      @natetv1494 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Traitor! "united states of America" send him to the white house for life!

    • @jebadiahkerman7846
      @jebadiahkerman7846 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      You mean for the whole human race.

    • @sekiro3074
      @sekiro3074 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      007 c Not at all.. Trumps doing a great job. These clowns lie about Trump constantly..
      Just two days ago Stephen told 5 lies in row about the President.. It’s not hard to find out their lies.
      You can’t trust anything these elitist clowns say.

  • @aperfectday736
    @aperfectday736 5 ปีที่แล้ว +386

    *Say that again???* 😂

    • @aperfectday736
      @aperfectday736 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Flame Beats haha yeah and than he heard something he didn't expect. Priceless!!!

    • @zaph1rax
      @zaph1rax 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Flame Beats Yes, and even as he looked prepared for the worst, he still was so surprised that he couldn't believe his own ears when she told him that Trump has invited Putin to the White House.
      Even after he reluctantly had to admit Putin was responsible for the election meddling, he then rewards Putin with a visit and dinner at the WH.

    • @philippenachtergal6077
      @philippenachtergal6077 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      The cringe was obviously a show so it might not mean anything (still could)

    • @KatrineReebergStorm
      @KatrineReebergStorm 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      A Perfect Da

  • @nerdysister
    @nerdysister 5 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    History books are going to write about this and political science students will learn about this in their first year.

    • @chrismorrison8551
      @chrismorrison8551 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Catherine They are going to find unbelievable.

    • @mlghelp2day
      @mlghelp2day 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Catherine The question will be will history books tell the WHOLE TRUTH to all this stupidity that the orange moron has said and done. Im betting that much of the truth will be omitted. 🤓😧

    • @slinky2237
      @slinky2237 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Rasmus Finn because it's history and history books catalog history no matter how absurd

    • @robm6726
      @robm6726 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It will depend on who is writing those history books, If for example Germany had won WW2 those history books would look very different.

    • @rojaws1183
      @rojaws1183 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Perhaps Trump is seeking herostratic fame? No, he is too stupid and illiterate to do something like that.

  • @humanandrade1537
    @humanandrade1537 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Thank you Stephen Colbert, and everyone involved in this video. I am so immature. Even at 40 years old my favorite part of this video is when he says "Build a Snowman out of turds". LMBO. I've watch this video more than 20 times now. I think it's hilarious. Thank you for making all of this funny Stephen. Love you allllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

  • @eamonnsiocain6454
    @eamonnsiocain6454 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Colbert is hilarious!

  • @TheHua89
    @TheHua89 5 ปีที่แล้ว +294

    Hurry up Mueller!!!

    • @kingalfred2014
      @kingalfred2014 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Unfortunately, this is something that really shouldn't be rushed. Mueller needs to take all the time he needs to make sure his ducks are all in a row, so that when he finally pulls the trigger, the accusations stick.

    • @Brother_Piner
      @Brother_Piner 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah, it's been a whole year, and no evidence. All he's gotten was a few guys on unrelated charges... when is he finally gonna throw in the towel on this crazed witch hunt?

    • @voiceofreason2168
      @voiceofreason2168 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      TheHua89 Desperation? lol

    • @Brother_Piner
      @Brother_Piner 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I like how you can't think of a real reply, so you just insult me. That's nice.

    • @c0mpu73rguy
      @c0mpu73rguy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      TheHua89 No. Never rush things like that or you can be sure it’ll fail.

  • @dcrazypersiancat
    @dcrazypersiancat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    I am laughing and crying at the same time!!! Laughing because of Stephen’s genius comic timing and monologue and crying because of the reality we are in with Trump.

  • @kristysuggs3282
    @kristysuggs3282 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The diplomat line was on point.😂

  • @ellaboehme6748
    @ellaboehme6748 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Stephen spitting out coffee is the biggest mood of 2018

  • @AndyM_323YYY
    @AndyM_323YYY 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    The first meeting went so well we cannot be told what was said in it.

  • @DavidJordao
    @DavidJordao 5 ปีที่แล้ว +216

    Oh, a second date already? Oh, I’m so happy for them 🤗

    • @kawaiiobama8079
      @kawaiiobama8079 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      David Jordao at this stage people start eating each others ass. it's 2018. :D

    • @mylittledogshoppesouthpark1350
      @mylittledogshoppesouthpark1350 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Second Date? They have most likely been dating for years face to face and online.

    • @telectronix1368
      @telectronix1368 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah but it's America that keeps ending up paying.

    • @ImAlecPonce
      @ImAlecPonce 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Well... they both seemed satisfied after 2 hours alone.....

    • @bernardoheusi6146
      @bernardoheusi6146 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It´s like my favourite yaoi, Putin on Ice

  • @glennorange
    @glennorange 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    The 1980's called. They want their Ronald Reagan impression back! (love you, Stephen!) :)

  • @justjoy5549
    @justjoy5549 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Dearest Ashton Kutcher. I am beginning to think that the drumpf in office was not a prank...and I'm truly horrified

  • @cameronsipka3352
    @cameronsipka3352 5 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    i'm sick of this president

    • @zarakikon6352
      @zarakikon6352 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You, me & a Lot of other people around the world m8. That Blowhard should Never have been made President. Even Bush isn't this stupid or arrogant.

    • @fidezramirez3144
      @fidezramirez3144 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      We all are. 😭😭😭

    • @joannholmes8726
      @joannholmes8726 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Remember this from 2 years ago? I hope you and your family and friends are okay and not suffering from Covid 19 or poverty. Trump is not attacking American cities with "Campaign thugs" who are shooting at regular people protesting his evil!

    • @RCmaniac1231
      @RCmaniac1231 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Congratulations he’s gone..... kinda

  • @hb6x8
    @hb6x8 5 ปีที่แล้ว +345

    Remember kids, the reason for the season is treason.

    • @bobh808
      @bobh808 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      And the cause of much frisson

    • @hb6x8
      @hb6x8 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      BobH What with all that Putin pleasin'.

    • @sonyahannah
      @sonyahannah 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      And that hokey bromance teasin'.

    • @hb6x8
      @hb6x8 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      sonyahannah That secret meeting having sleezin'.

    • @eligabb4423
      @eligabb4423 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      After all the sleezin’ there is pissin’

  • @WeekendWarrior604
    @WeekendWarrior604 5 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    He’s giving Putin the keys to the White House... 😂😂😂

    • @demetriramoundos7625
      @demetriramoundos7625 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      pepper that's when you call the locksmith

    • @WAEVOICE
      @WAEVOICE 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ...and people call the President hysterical.

    • @LisaLisa-rl3pm
      @LisaLisa-rl3pm 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's funny???
      😱

  • @nataleesteele1688
    @nataleesteele1688 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That one lady screaming through out 😂😂😂💀

  • @asupy66
    @asupy66 5 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    “Putin has something on him or he is an idiot”, like those possible situations were mutually exclusive... (they are not, clearly)

    • @twilightgardenspresentatio6384
      @twilightgardenspresentatio6384 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Gary Galván Putin uses rich men Putin uses fools Putin uses the weak... hat trick.

    • @jorgelugo4128
      @jorgelugo4128 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Gary Galván He has. Impeach trump now!

    • @nikitaperrigill1028
      @nikitaperrigill1028 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Gary Galván : :👍! To top your comment this song from early 70's by Stealers Wheel " Stuck in the middle with you" ! 🤪seems that it was written for today!

    • @judioregan4210
      @judioregan4210 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nikita Sneihnerst - exactly!
      🎶Clowns to the left of me
      Jokers to the right
      Here I am
      Stuck in the middle with you...🎶

  • @BluntJoint
    @BluntJoint 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Diplomatic Tweet was F*ing hilarious

  • @SteveLionProducer
    @SteveLionProducer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +283

    He needs to stop saying fake news media and start presenting evidence of why he thinks is fake

    • @gwenwittaker5145
      @gwenwittaker5145 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Steve Lion. Why don't you look into it yourself. You know, do your own research. Then you could present a reasonable argument. Maybe even get to the truth.

    • @ivonedefigueiredo9301
      @ivonedefigueiredo9301 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Because the point is to divide, not tell the truth.

    • @SteveLionProducer
      @SteveLionProducer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      How do you know I havent done research? I have and for the most part while many news medias are biased and lean to a political ideology be it left or right they report what happens. Him calling it fake literally means complete fabrication with the intent to hurt and no proof of evidence

    • @Nick30468
      @Nick30468 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I get my news from trump. I listen to him speak, and I watch the actions he takes. I watch the consequences of those actions, and compare them to similar situations in world history. That's how I know he's a completely unqualified moron. It's all straight from the horse's (ass's) mouth. Seriously though, joking aside....I find it very awkward when trump and his supporters scream fake news. I'm watching trump say all that nonsense and obvious lies that can be dis-proven with the simplest of background information. How is my information fake when I'm quite literally paying attention to their "dear leader"? The man is a moron because he acts like a moron, because his ideas are moronic, because the results of his actions are moronic, because the people around him think he's a moron and are just clinging onto him for personal gain. That's neither left nor right, that's just observing the man. You'd think those hyper-american trump supporters would be more worried about it than the rest of us, given how strongly they claim to supposedly love this country.

    • @ArnoldVeeman
      @ArnoldVeeman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      all media need to stop maintaining the protocols that make it impossible to dive really deep in stuff that matters. Like the Bilderberg (he is not directly related, but indirect he actually is!) meetings or check this out: www.dutchnews.nl/features/2017/05/video-dutch-tv-documentary-claims-trump-has-ties-to-russia-mobsters/

  • @waheedamohammed6989
    @waheedamohammed6989 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Steven Colbert 👍 👍👍 👍👍 👍👍 👍👍 👍

  • @toadjiang7626
    @toadjiang7626 5 ปีที่แล้ว +400

    Journalist: President Trump, what's your position regarding Putin?
    Trump: Doggy.

    • @Ronaldo0710
      @Ronaldo0710 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      LOL! Missionary?

    • @user-ge8yn4ql4i
      @user-ge8yn4ql4i 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Wide receiver

    • @ANDYWOUNDSABRXS
      @ANDYWOUNDSABRXS 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      best trump joke ive ever read!! other than his Presidency obviously.

    • @mlghelp2day
      @mlghelp2day 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Toad Jiang I wonder if Drumpf uses "toys" with Putin. Lol😅

    • @commissarkitty3553
      @commissarkitty3553 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm stealing that, thanks.

  • @Skankhunt42....
    @Skankhunt42.... 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    No Stephen, this isn't the "first time" his party has turned on him even a little. They do this same song and dance all the time. Trump says/does something reprehensible, they distance themselves without actually agreeing to do anything about it, then Trump backtracks, pretends he meant something else to give those same republicans the most basic form of cover in the media and then they act like nothing happened. Theyve done it more times than I can count.

  • @emberjohnson6626
    @emberjohnson6626 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You can tell Stephen is steaming on the inside the entire time... It making this kinda more fun than the other episodes

  • @theRealAV8r
    @theRealAV8r 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The boss says you're meeting again, your're meeting - simple

  • @toocoolmomto2521
    @toocoolmomto2521 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    "Helsinki Hellsucki" lol...Steven thank you for keeping me halfway sane these last 2 years.

    • @mlghelp2day
      @mlghelp2day 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Beth Daughtridge I believe that Stephen shud get a raise and or a bonus for helping MILLIONS of people with all this sadness these 2yrs!😁

    • @washboard-ads
      @washboard-ads 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      If you're on the verge of insanity because of politics... Probably should seek help.

  • @de_aquila
    @de_aquila 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The "say that again" reaction from Mr. Dan Coats when he was told about the invitation gives a lot of insight into how disjointed the white house is, from other parts of its own government.

  • @xl000
    @xl000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Manafort's home coordinates
    40°54'24.9"N 72°18'47.0"W
    Water Mill ( Long Island )

  • @HallowqueenCrafting
    @HallowqueenCrafting 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Dammit, I'm going to have 'The room where it happens' stuck in my head all day. "no one else was in the room where it happened, the room where it happened, the room where it happened."

  • @neond6740
    @neond6740 5 ปีที่แล้ว +318

    Stephen Colbert is a national treasure

    • @GreenDragon11
      @GreenDragon11 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I second that!!!

    • @JumperWC
      @JumperWC 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Stephen Colbert is an incredible host and great comedian. I think he's awesome!

    • @mlr4524
      @mlr4524 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Which means he'll be at potential great risk once democracy as we know it is gone.

  • @gceElwood
    @gceElwood 5 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    Stephen Colbert has made me laugh at the total absurdity of trump becoming potus since Day 1 back in November 2016. And each day it has just gotten worse until now it's like watching daily Keystone Cops episodes. I still laugh - there's so much to be ridiculed, after all. And "if you don't laugh, you'll cry" kind of thing. But PLEASE!! Enough already, America!! Please make it STOP. There's only ONE way. 🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊

    • @lucindawaugh3945
      @lucindawaugh3945 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Gaye Elleray i truly hope THE BLUE WAVE is forming up now...much love from 🇨🇦

  • @youlljudgemenomatterwhat3150
    @youlljudgemenomatterwhat3150 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    When I was sobbing the night of the election this is why. I knew from the start It was gonna be rough it just took some people time to realize it. I'm not even shocked anymore. If you can vote, vote out people who let this behavior slide.

  • @BarbaraKnaufAuthorArtist
    @BarbaraKnaufAuthorArtist 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Just amazing, love the interpretation.

  • @susannahdean4984
    @susannahdean4984 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I love how he always manages to work in an Eric joke.

  • @krasniusha
    @krasniusha 5 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    The fact that Stephen is getting funnier every day is scary. It means that trump has really gone off the rails, and the US is in great danger.

    • @xay2325
      @xay2325 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The US is in great danger because CNN told you so? Do you understand how misguided you are? Trump is actually saving this country.

    • @joansparky4439
      @joansparky4439 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      by lying all the time?

    • @umakarunakaran4626
      @umakarunakaran4626 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Xay 2 Not in the least. He is tearing this country apart. I can't wait until I get to leave this country and go to uni. In fact a few years ago, back when Trump was still a candidate someone I know was playing a game called alibi with their class, a lot of that kid's classmates had made up alibis that were something along the lines of physically hurting Trump. This was a class of fourth graders. Fourth graders hated this man that much that their alibi in a *school game* was physically hurting this man
      edit: These were also AAP (Advanced Academics Program) Kids

    • @david0aloha
      @david0aloha 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I thought he went a little too far at times... despite my similar hatred of Trump. Now I realize he was entirely correct to double down on the Trump-Russia connection.
      Thank you for being one of the voices preventing this from becoming normalized.

    • @jorgelugo4128
      @jorgelugo4128 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Capella1951 impeach trump now!

  • @nigelft
    @nigelft 5 ปีที่แล้ว +339

    I hate to be 'That Guy', but in amongst the jokes and laughter, which is sorely needed, can we also remember that, here in the UK, one man died after being poisoned with a highly radioactive isotope of polonium, and a woman died, and five others hospitalized for weeks, after coming into contact with Novichok, a deadly nerve agent. It is certain, from all the evidence that the former, and one man and his daughter from the latter, were deliberately targeted by the Russians, with a very high possibility that the poisoning of the former was the result of a direct order from Putin himself ...
    That not only makes Putin an autocrat, but a murderous one as well ... but what is the betting that, President Trump didn't say anything about the election meddling that occured, and if the DNI, and DHS are both correct (as I believe they are ...), is still ongoing ... I bet all my money in bank account vs all of Stephen's in his, that Pres. Trump never said a single word about what happened here ...
    President Trump, if you give a single damn about the 'Special Relationship' that exists between the UK and the US, where is the outrage that several people on our soil were targeted by the Russians, that one man was killed, but also a citizen of our nation not only died, but her death is being currently investigated as murder, and not the lesser homicide ...? Even if the murder was the result of the container, in which the nerve agent was in, was discarded in a reckless manner, it is still murder ...
    Argh ...

    • @IYPITWL
      @IYPITWL 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      nigelft Since your country cant handle themselves let Big-Daddy Trump take care of it. He hears your thoughts and prayers. May God Emperor Trump be with you. Ramen

    • @ivonedefigueiredo9301
      @ivonedefigueiredo9301 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      nigelft Where have you been the last 3 years? This Peesident does not value any relationship, other than his relationship with Putin.

    • @iandaley2295
      @iandaley2295 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Think it was a woman who died

    • @VNtergon
      @VNtergon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      i would hate to bring it up to you, but that nerve agent, Novichok was actually never produced within current Russia. It was made in Czech republich which is a NATO country now and Uzbekistan which is a shithole right now. So basically the whole thing was made up just to screw the world cup.

    • @isthisshit4real
      @isthisshit4real 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Vasiliy Nechepurenko - really? PROVE IT.

  • @Xeonerable
    @Xeonerable 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Lmao the intervention bit... "volcano parkour" that got me good.

  • @GoldenLion2004
    @GoldenLion2004 5 ปีที่แล้ว +181

    LOCK HIM UP

  • @nonabritton8521
    @nonabritton8521 5 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    What the hell??
    He selling us down the river & nothing is being done

    • @BigMikeMcBastard
      @BigMikeMcBastard 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nothing can be done except get people registered to vote in November. If the GOP loses the House, then much of the damage Trump could do will be stopped. Take the House this Fall and then coast for the remaining two years as a Democratic House blocks every single thing Trump or the Senate tries to do. Y'know, like the GOP did to Obama for 6.5 years.

    • @DarkSektori
      @DarkSektori 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sorry but we're beyond being down the river, we're already drowning in it.

  • @PhilipJackson03
    @PhilipJackson03 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Imagine actually being in the audience when he does all these shenanigans 😂😂😂

  • @1MarkKeller
    @1MarkKeller 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Damn. The world is so weird with Trump in charge.

  • @harrydepova8896
    @harrydepova8896 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Doesn't this negate his would/wouldn't nonsense? You don't invite the guy robbing your family to dinner.

    • @jorgelugo4128
      @jorgelugo4128 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Harry Depova impeach trump now @

  • @shepherdsknoll8
    @shepherdsknoll8 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Honey, get ready, we will be driving to DC to protest !

  • @beverlybrewer5261
    @beverlybrewer5261 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I LOVE YOU COLBERT.......I CANT STAY SANE WITHOUT YOU!!!!

  • @beabelieverinlove8287
    @beabelieverinlove8287 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    THIS WAS AS GOOD AS IT GETS! Great job Stephen Cobert.

  • @vmah0111
    @vmah0111 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Inviting the boss back to your house is always a risk.

  • @cestlaami
    @cestlaami 5 ปีที่แล้ว +326

    Stephen should get an Emmy for this alone.

    • @quintonmerkson899
      @quintonmerkson899 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Amitha Alex the cry baby in office will protest tweet about it

    • @scarletletter4900
      @scarletletter4900 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Nik Ninja only if the right gets use it in their favor. Putin groomed the Republican party for his own ends.

    • @darren6915
      @darren6915 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He will don't worry. It's about all that's left of the left

    • @tobywashburn250
      @tobywashburn250 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Nik Ninja THE TRUMPUBLICANS AND MAGATARDS THINK SO !!

    • @tobywashburn250
      @tobywashburn250 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Quinton Merkson MAYBE HE'LL SUE!!

  • @Nefariousbig
    @Nefariousbig 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love it when Jon quietly plays "Walk Idiot Walk" in these Trump sections...

  • @ShadowFoxSF
    @ShadowFoxSF 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Trump should grab himself" I'm with the piano guy on that reaction. Oh Snap!

  • @MR-intel
    @MR-intel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    The letter to Trump was absolutely brilliant.

  • @vamps4me
    @vamps4me 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Stephen you help me laugh even though I am crying inside. What a nightmare except it’s 100% real.

  • @LotusMonk
    @LotusMonk 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Holy crap, Jon's musical references are so on point with the "Walk Idiot Walk" at 9:57

  • @elenachristian9860
    @elenachristian9860 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Badass Ambassador!

  • @xCaptxCrunchx
    @xCaptxCrunchx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    This is probably Colbert's best monologue ever. Top three. ;)

  • @MegaManless
    @MegaManless 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    that intervention was so Jon Stewart.

  • @AntonyC83
    @AntonyC83 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I need to know which ambassador said that because that was awesome 😂😂😂

  • @ladymaiden2308
    @ladymaiden2308 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    .... today they had to shave us first... Thank you for making me got laugh about this, because heretofore I was unable to do this.

  • @nickyang1143
    @nickyang1143 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Every day is like the red wedding again. This president tv series has the best writers, consistently the best show on tv

    • @mlghelp2day
      @mlghelp2day 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nick Yang I agree! Emmy award winning.....FOREVER!👏👏👏🏆

    • @zaiemrys5917
      @zaiemrys5917 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nick Yang, yeah, just give him an Emmy already. It's all he ever wanted. So we can get rid of him already.

  • @charlesstevensEnki
    @charlesstevensEnki 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    The people deserves an explanation for his behavior. This ain't no damn joke.

    • @shaymyers829
      @shaymyers829 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      charles stevens 👏 Yes we seriously do want answers!

    • @davidlaurel6712
      @davidlaurel6712 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You no there comes a time when impeachment should strongly be considered before our country is given away. Now is the time to vote the republicans out.

  • @taraestelleadelizzi9975
    @taraestelleadelizzi9975 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Awww the checkers was a double entendre! Literally thought about a checkers cheeseburger, not the toy, haha!

  • @m.rodrigolemus6224
    @m.rodrigolemus6224 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Sure, let the Fox guard the chicken coop.👌😁

  • @ceikaiyiacheeksthedirector2920
    @ceikaiyiacheeksthedirector2920 5 ปีที่แล้ว +458

    I say either release the tape or release your taxes. Thats all im gonna say

    • @ldchappell1
      @ldchappell1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That's the best comment on the page. Enough of this sideshow already. Release one or the other.

    • @ceikaiyiacheeksthedirector2920
      @ceikaiyiacheeksthedirector2920 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ldchappell1 thank you

    • @bernardoheusi6146
      @bernardoheusi6146 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      PP tape
      When

    • @soyborne.bornmadeandundone1342
      @soyborne.bornmadeandundone1342 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I say release both. Also tell the truth about all of the crimes you have been in lol.

    • @ceikaiyiacheeksthedirector2920
      @ceikaiyiacheeksthedirector2920 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lol ikr he talks about everyone else yet he does the same and his so-called​ followers just listen to that nonsense

  • @kjamison5951
    @kjamison5951 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1157

    Great opening Stephen, however the news leaves me speechless. Despite the comedic delivery and awesome writing, this has become too scary.

    • @washboard-ads
      @washboard-ads 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      If the news is controlling your life or happiness, time to turn it off. Focus on family and friends

    • @katebunn7567
      @katebunn7567 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      nstewart45247 it's not that simple, the news informs people of major events as they happen. It affects lives, so switching off to concentrate on loved ones isn't a realistic option. Unless your from an unaffected country, or super rich that is.

    • @sambibambi5409
      @sambibambi5409 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      yeesh, imagine being a comedian and having to somehow try and translate the USAs current shitshow into humor on a regular basis. no wonder comedians are so depressed.

    • @DLiXRe
      @DLiXRe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      nstewart45247 Did you just suggest that turning off access to media will somehow not make the problem a problem? That sounds like the logic of someone who didn't vote because they didn't like any candidate but complains about what has happened since.

    • @altergreenhorn
      @altergreenhorn 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      It is scary yes acording to you a white christian nation is enemy of the US namely Russia and Putin of course but extreme muslim country and co founder of the terorist IS namely SA is a friend of US to mention just one example ... coool (is it??)

  • @QEJXP
    @QEJXP 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The state department went apeshit. Yeah, and we love it!

    • @NuiYabuko
      @NuiYabuko 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Are you okay?

  • @m.alattar85
    @m.alattar85 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I couldn’t stop laughing 😂 the the end (presidential intervention is Genius) ❤️ Stephen Colbert

  • @emilyr999
    @emilyr999 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Stephen is on fire 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

    • @TheKaiTetley
      @TheKaiTetley 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Emily R. So are Trump’s pants.

  • @RomeoRivera2C
    @RomeoRivera2C 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    “Freshly shocked, EVERYDAY!” 😂😂

  • @njosborne6152
    @njosborne6152 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    The best of the best and “you are in it.”

  • @MaryAnnReilly
    @MaryAnnReilly 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Every American should head to Washington DC to protest if Putin comes here. Every American.

  • @maymac2012
    @maymac2012 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Stephen is my happiness in this time of darkness.

    • @nobodyspecial9738
      @nobodyspecial9738 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      How does being negative make you feel good?

    • @andrasbiro3007
      @andrasbiro3007 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Nobody Special
      It's called humor. Look it up.

    • @lupevaldez8456
      @lupevaldez8456 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nobody Special your opinion doesn't matter, your a fake person

    • @nobodyspecial9738
      @nobodyspecial9738 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah I'm a Russian bot, here to infiltrate and possess your mind and thoughts. Collecting data.

  • @LorenzoCalgaryRealtor
    @LorenzoCalgaryRealtor 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    That finishing monologue was OFF THE CHAIN!

  • @rosenbaum75
    @rosenbaum75 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I watch these monologues from time to time so I don't forget the insanity of Trump's presidency.

  • @trevingaffney9187
    @trevingaffney9187 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    “It’s on the box!” Jon you are my fucking favorite. Nice spit take Stephe!

  • @ForAnAngel
    @ForAnAngel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Has anyone checked the soccerball that Putin gave Trump yet for any secret recording devices?

    • @djohn3dddd841
      @djohn3dddd841 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      For An Angel
      The ball is filled with toxic fumes!! Or URINE!!!...Only THEY know! THEY have SECRETS.....BELIEVE ME!!

  • @cgeraigiri
    @cgeraigiri 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    New instructions for agent orange already?

    • @danielgehring7437
      @danielgehring7437 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Well yeah. Trump did that 'would/wouldn't' stunt so Putin's gotta come in and make sure it wasn't serious.

  • @andrewlombardo536
    @andrewlombardo536 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love Colbert man!

  • @rasbmenelik2
    @rasbmenelik2 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Best monologue ever!!😂🙌🏽

  • @aladdinsane848
    @aladdinsane848 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    i´m really frightened bout the fact that nearly the half of US-voters still support this mistake on legs…

  • @JessikaTPQ
    @JessikaTPQ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    YO!! That quote from the diplomat @ 7:52 was BANANAS! WOW!!! I actually have trouble believing it's real - it's just TOO on point! YAS!!!! LOL!!!

  • @jeanmariani1496
    @jeanmariani1496 ปีที่แล้ว

    Most excellent monologue Sir!

  • @cristscott
    @cristscott 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    oh! ok. Thank you!

  • @ThePunitiveDamages
    @ThePunitiveDamages 5 ปีที่แล้ว +173

    Hey America! This is what you get when you elect recognizable celebrities instead of people who're qualified for the job. You put a game show host in charge and are somehow shocked that your once respectable White House looks like a three ring circus side show now.

    • @kylew728
      @kylew728 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ThePunitiveDamages the qualifications to become president are the same for everyone. Trump is just as qualified as anyone else who has stepped in office. He meets every single qualification needed.

    • @ThePunitiveDamages
      @ThePunitiveDamages 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Kyle W
      > I would argue that Trump suffers from a rather serious narcissistic personality disorder that impedes his judgment and could disqualify him, but oddly, psychological testing isn't required for the position of potus. You have to pass a basic psych test to work at McDonalds though. But to be in charge of the world's largest nuclear arsenal only requires that you win a popularity contest, (which he actually lost by 3 million votes) What's next for you guys, Kardashian in 2020?

    • @ellenanderson9535
      @ellenanderson9535 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      ThePunitiveDamages most of us americans DID NOT vote for this incompetant LIAR

    • @ThePunitiveDamages
      @ThePunitiveDamages 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Ellen Anderson
      > To add to this, in 2016, 108 million eligible voters didn't vote. I do believe that most Americans don't like what they're seeing with this presidency and I hope this will be reflected in the November Primaries. The only thing any of you can do about this is use your vote. It's the only real power any of you have over this situation.

    • @chrisalvarez4298
      @chrisalvarez4298 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ThePunitiveDamages
      I didn't vote for this idiot to be president, the Russians did.

  • @tylerhensley2312
    @tylerhensley2312 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    We are living in the twilight zone!

    • @ldchappell1
      @ldchappell1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes! And not one of the good episodes penned by Rod Serling. One of the bad ones that ended up on the cutting room floor.

    • @tylerhensley2312
      @tylerhensley2312 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      ldchappell1 yeah the one that was too crazy and idiotic to make it into an episode.

  • @blazingwalrus9150
    @blazingwalrus9150 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Stephen, you are a nation treasure.

  • @gildadesousa5107
    @gildadesousa5107 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Stephen for president!!