Stephen Reacts LIVE To The Third Presidential Debate

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  • In the third presidential debate, Donald Trump refused to say if he'd accept the results of the election. Will we still have a country on November 9th? It's a cliffhanger!
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    Stephen Colbert took over as host of The Late Show on Tuesday, Sept. 8, 2015. Colbert is best known for his work as a television host, writer, actor, and producer, and best known for his charity work teaching English as a second language on Tunisian date farms. Prior to joining the CBS family -- and being officially adopted by network president Les Moonves -- Colbert helmed “The Colbert Report,” which aired nearly 1,500 episodes and required Stephen to wear nearly 1,500 different neckties. The program received two Peabody Awards, two Grammy Awards, and several unwelcome shoulder massages. It won two Emmys for Outstanding Variety Series in 2013 and 2014, both of which appear to have been lost in the move. Colbert is pronounced koʊlˈbɛər, according to Wikipedia. His understudy is William Cavanaugh, who will be hosting The Late Show approximately one third of the time. Good luck, Bill!"

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  • @LividImp
    @LividImp 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1287

    1:58 Colbert looks genuinely angry.

    • @dr.zoidberg8666
      @dr.zoidberg8666 8 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      As he should be.

    • @Cwmbran1984
      @Cwmbran1984 8 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Livid Imp Trump will lose, and lose 'bigly' 😂

    • @munchelcorn
      @munchelcorn 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      and droped a really burn - Boom. Love Stephen so funny

    • @DDG2023
      @DDG2023 8 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      You all should be. Damn, do people not realise the damage is done now? Trump just sent a very strong message to his more idiotic, tic tac chewing, supporters ... saying "It's OK if I win, it's not OK if I lose, do what you must."
      That is indeed horrifying. What you just witnessed was the felling of the first foundation stone of democracy.

    • @harriehealey7285
      @harriehealey7285 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      DDG fuck off Hilary is a criminal and is corrupt wheres your common sense?

  • @xvx4848
    @xvx4848 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1441

    "If he's just going to wipe his fat ass with the constitution." - Well I guess Stephens pretty pissed off about this one.

    • @Ashtari
      @Ashtari 8 ปีที่แล้ว +169

      We should all be pissed off about that. It's one of the founding tenets of America. The peaceful transfer of power. Which Trump is threatening to break if he doesn't win. He needs to be a god damn adult and accept the results of the election like all the other potential candidates that came before regardless of if he wins or loses.

    • @xvx4848
      @xvx4848 8 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      Agreed, but to hear him say "Fat ass." really just emphasized for me how much he loves this country and hates Trump.

    • @bisine
      @bisine 8 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      xvx4848 yea it's like colbert went away for a second and Colbert *eagle screech* returned

    • @dduuddeechil
      @dduuddeechil 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      +bisine I am now mentally debating whether I prefer that quip with an actual eagle noise or JD from Scrubs saying "Eagle!"

    • @bisine
      @bisine 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Personally I'd go with the actual eagle, more dramatic

  • @LexBlazer
    @LexBlazer 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1216

    For a monologue that had to be created in like an hour and a half this was DAMN FUNNY! ....and F Trump. That dude is a loose cannon.

    • @TheBrothergreen
      @TheBrothergreen 8 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Lex Blazer to be fair, I laughed out loud the first time trump said "no, you're the puppet." the material really does write itself.

    • @Illumirage
      @Illumirage 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I'd take a loose cannon over a woman whose incompetence gets U.S. Ambassadors raped, tortured and killed.

    • @alexhansen2102
      @alexhansen2102 8 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Illumirage If you honestly think it is solely her fault then you are an idiot

    • @Illumirage
      @Illumirage 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Alex Hansen Partly her fault. So a boisterous attitude is worse than getting people killed in your opinion?

    • @dawgeral333
      @dawgeral333 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Under George Bush it was 3000-plus on 9/11...alone. We will never forget.

  • @jaym.3896
    @jaym.3896 8 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    Can we just talk about how sick colberts suit is... thats a really nice colorway

    • @brianmcgauhey9681
      @brianmcgauhey9681 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Jay M. he has very nice suits.. GQ approved

    • @Kareragirl
      @Kareragirl 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I love that the word "sick" can be meant as a compliment in the US lmao

    • @shivamrai2809
      @shivamrai2809 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah great blue

    • @shanefowler3504
      @shanefowler3504 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      it's a "wicked good" color. :)

    • @iwilfix9407
      @iwilfix9407 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Should have had the suit dry cleaned instead of washing it in hot water.

  • @thoughtsofaleo2916
    @thoughtsofaleo2916 8 ปีที่แล้ว +894

    Stephen is so done with Trump and it is great.
    Embrace the rage, the aggravation -- come to the dark side. We have cookies!

    • @anyjacob1235
      @anyjacob1235 8 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      +pduffy1337 YEAH LOCK TRUMP UP WOOO!

    • @usblername
      @usblername 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      +pduffy1337 You're referring to Donald I assume?

    • @peaceLove1988
      @peaceLove1988 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ThoughtsOfALeo HMMM COOKIES

    • @lancewalker2595
      @lancewalker2595 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I bet Hillary makes great cookies.

    • @jazzyjaz9108
      @jazzyjaz9108 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Their brains fell out to make room for a bigger brain!!

  • @KodahSmith
    @KodahSmith 8 ปีที่แล้ว +938

    This election makes me feel bad for each and every American

    • @mrmako3255
      @mrmako3255 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      A fuc&ing Greek tragedy.

    • @trashpanda6885
      @trashpanda6885 8 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      We kinda brought this upon ourselves, "each and every" is a bit generous. Then again, I suppose ignorance can be deserving of pity, and most hatred is born of ignorance.

    • @jackyoday1785
      @jackyoday1785 8 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I am glad I live in Canada.

    • @PrinceHal2619
      @PrinceHal2619 8 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I appreciate the sympathy. I really do. No one appreciates sympathy more than I do. TRUST ME. I do. I really do.
      All jokes aside, thanks.

    • @Rachulie
      @Rachulie 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      We agree.

  • @KingOfMadCows
    @KingOfMadCows 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1677

    I thought Trump used Tic Tacs because they're the only mints small enough to fit in his hands.

    • @oberkorn13
      @oberkorn13 8 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      HAHAHAHAHA

    • @PsychicBadger98
      @PsychicBadger98 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      KingOfMadCows why will you not give a chance to look at the evidence? "project veritas"

    • @ChickenGeorgeClooney
      @ChickenGeorgeClooney 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      What about Altoid minis?

    • @trapp313
      @trapp313 8 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      a tic tac in trumps hand is like a real man holding a road flare

    • @schitzangrins3204
      @schitzangrins3204 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      KingOfMadCows Pro Clinton trolls. Sit back and watch them go desperation mode. Liars. Liars. Liars.
      You're over!!

  • @maureenwagg5305
    @maureenwagg5305 8 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    Hillary hits the nail into Donald's head "That's horrifying." Not accepting the results of the election??? Wow. He is just something else. I could tell you what else, but I think I'll keep you all in suspense.

    • @lifeyang2
      @lifeyang2 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Maureen Wagg LOL

    • @crazyED231
      @crazyED231 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I dont normally find myself reading comments. Some of these here are a bit baffling. Why would anyone give his right away to contest an election? Hypothetical here.... What if the election came down to one state. Idk, lets just say Florida. What if the votes counted were so close both candidates claimed they won. What if we didn't know chad could be a hanging chad. O wait. So things like this could happen. With your logic Al Gore and W should have just went home and did nothing. Thats not what happened though. I bet you there was a lot of contesting going on...but you wouldn't know for some reason. We have google. Just use it. Start with searching these words " al gore contest election". Click the first link. Its an ABC News article from the actually time of the elections. It will shine a light how they both reacted to the close election. Now... Its crazy how every media outlet is picking up the story. "how trump saying not excepting the election is different than Al Gore contesting a close election in Florida." Its a spin on words, they think you are dumb and If you cant recognize that then you have to Wake Up.. Read some wiki leaks emails. Watch some of the undercover campaign footage that exposes some of HRC's horrible tactics. Horrible things like getting people to incite violence outside Trump rallies. Do you wonder why the mainstream media doesnt cover all this negative stuff that just came out on HRC the past two weeks? Do you see the narrative they are giving you?
      #independent #hatesbush #votedforbary #nevervotingforHRC

    • @Kwolfx
      @Kwolfx 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Your trying to make a reasoned argument out of an unreasonable person's selfish statement. Donald Trump could have made a straightforward statement like, "I will respect the will of the voters, but if the election is close I will want to be certain all the votes were counted and counted correctly," or something similar to that, but instead he said, "I will keep you in suspense." Everything is about The Donald, he doesn't give a damn about the country or anyone in it but himself.

    • @SetariM
      @SetariM 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      What the fuck is he really going to do though? I mean come on. If he doesn't win he just goes back to being a businessman. Okay. :|

    • @reginachamberlain429
      @reginachamberlain429 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Well we've seen the footage of the democrats admitting that they've bussed people around to vote several times. And they brag about casting votes for dead people. And the last election showed some illegal activity like the precinct where not one vote was counted for Romney when people had their slip from the booth that PROVED they voted for Romney. And then there was Philadelphia where n words were beating up whites preventing them from entering the polling station. Yeah even the most low down dirty democrats have to admit it. Even stupid as a rock ones like you have to see it. Can't win without cheating? Awww cry me a river you bedbug

  • @duncanmackenzie321
    @duncanmackenzie321 8 ปีที่แล้ว +714

    That trump is one bad hombre

    • @sithous
      @sithous 8 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Nah, he is more like a bad niño than a bad hombre hehe.

    • @azizth5893
      @azizth5893 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      sithous nah he is more like a bad NINA

    • @612Tiberius
      @612Tiberius 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      A bad,........ what's the spanish word for "fetus"?

    • @sithous
      @sithous 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      612Tiberius Feto

    • @jeanpietrini
      @jeanpietrini 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      feto

  • @xCaptxCrunchx
    @xCaptxCrunchx 8 ปีที่แล้ว +574

    "I'll keep you in Suspense"
    One of the biggest Political Blunders in the 21st Century.

    • @saje239
      @saje239 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      xCaptxCrunchx Is it still a blunder when it's so intentional?

    • @aiwebb3962
      @aiwebb3962 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It made perfect sense...lol. Wow! People are super uninformed. They've already spotted voter fraud in multiple places, like in reality...lol.
      TH-cam search for the video called...
      *"Justice for Danney Williams - Clinton Son MUSIC VIDEO"*

    • @naftulzvi3353
      @naftulzvi3353 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      +Al Net No, it was fucking stupid and selfish and would be unprecedented because it's supposed to be for the good of the country. Yes multiple counts of voter fraud, 31 instances out of a billion casted votes, which wouldn't have even changed the results in Florida in 2000.

    • @ksad96
      @ksad96 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Naftul Zvi John Oliver did a thing on voting where he covered that real impersonation happens in the *legislate*, where the laws are **voted** on and *passed*!

    • @turbonerdo6838
      @turbonerdo6838 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Between 2000 and 2012, there's only been ten cases of voter fraud. In 4 Elections with a population of 324 million, halve that cause only half of the population votes. Ten cases of voter fraud in 500 million votes (rounding down because it's closer to 40% of population). I'd put that in a percentage for you, but only an idiot wouldn't know that it's below 1%. And your claiming that it's a real issue?
      And so what if there is fraud. It is actually irrelevant. Because this is more than just winning a race. This is about selecting the person to run the entire country. And regardless of who you think will do a better job of that, one thing that is definitely needed for either candidate to run the country is people trusting democracy, accepting the result as power is peacefully transfered. And that can't happen if the other candidate is a sore loser and starts making up conspiracy theories. Trump is a 70 year old baby that hasn't matured yet. He does not think about what he says and the consequences that his actions have. This isn't just a race. But trump thinks it is. All he cares about is beating Hilary, he doesn't give a shit about ruining democracy.

  • @supershinigami1
    @supershinigami1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +587

    She destroyed him so much at that debate stage. There's no way he can recover from that.

    • @btmilner
      @btmilner 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      supershinigami1 haha delusional

    • @ussmissouri38
      @ussmissouri38 8 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      you'd be surprised how mindless his followers are

    • @Milkshakes289
      @Milkshakes289 8 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      +Professor It's not on who was attacking the other candidate, but who has ideas on how to help America. Trump was just attacking Hillary the whole time. His speeches give off such angry & hateful vibes.

    • @gingerjaguar3614
      @gingerjaguar3614 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Live Poll Results. Trump low=29% high=95% Shillary low=5% high=71%
      Drudge: Trump 81%
      Washington Post : Trump 73%
      Right Daily: Trump 87%
      KFSM Five News online: Trump 80%
      The Horn News: Trump 90%
      New Jersey.com: Trump 65%
      KPLC: Trump 95%
      Heat Street: Trump 91%
      Hollywood Gossip: Trump 78%
      Political Opinion: Trump 91%
      Hartford Fox 61: 63%
      WHNT News: Trump 86%
      Conservative Outfitter: Trump 92%
      Fox News 61: Trump 35%
      Fox 5 San Diego: Trump 39%
      Fox Salt Lake: Trump 39%
      Fox Milwaukee: Trump 44%
      BreitBart: Trump 43%
      The Right Scoop: Trump 27%
      Mediaite: Trump 34%
      Heavy.com: Trump 34%
      Morning Call: Trump 29%
      JC Post: Trump 36%
      Conservative Firing Line : Trump 30%

    • @tweepy123
      @tweepy123 8 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Yeah, even the very last question to sum up the debates -Why should voters vote for you. He keeps saying the same things over and over. It's like he doesn't even hear the question. Every opportunity to attack Hilary.

  • @ReviewingTech101
    @ReviewingTech101 8 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Hilary wore red, blue and white on each debate.

    • @beawild
      @beawild 8 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Trump wore orange.

    • @mVpkilla93
      @mVpkilla93 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      So whats that mean?

    • @ReviewingTech101
      @ReviewingTech101 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      mVpkilla93 it means she wore the colors of the flag on each debate. And Trump just orange😂

    • @sin90950
      @sin90950 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      yep conspiracy theory lol take a look at the USA flag

    • @diltonx6066
      @diltonx6066 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      she wanted to appeal to all colors without caring about them.

  • @reinforcer9000
    @reinforcer9000 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1426

    HOLY SHIT STEPHEN THAT EMMY BURN WAS SAVAGE

  • @2011blueman
    @2011blueman 8 ปีที่แล้ว +304

    No Puppet. No Puppet. You're the Puppet.

    • @moosemoosey1114
      @moosemoosey1114 8 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Best quote of the night

    • @bvishal2kn
      @bvishal2kn 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      No your the puppet!
      *times infinity*

    • @ThaAmjab
      @ThaAmjab 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      A five year old couldn't have said it better.

    • @noblessus
      @noblessus 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I couldn't stop laughing when he said that. Even though I'm not going to vote for him, moments like this make me glad he got this far in the presidential race. Pure gold!

    • @Godsbane
      @Godsbane 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I'd have given a shout out to Craig Ferguson during that bit. Miss you, Craig. :)

  • @SeansPiano
    @SeansPiano 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1752

    I've been waiting for this since the debate ended

    • @Monkeyshaman
      @Monkeyshaman 8 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      WRONG

    • @Mysteryof89
      @Mysteryof89 8 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      This comment is clearly rigged

    • @argedismun2
      @argedismun2 8 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      now i waiting to see what Saturday night live is gonna do with this

    • @Monkeyshaman
      @Monkeyshaman 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      z3link It's my fault for not making it impossible for you to type by your own volition.

    • @Mysteryof89
      @Mysteryof89 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      ***** I'm waiting for Billy West as Zapp Branaggin to start quoting more of Trump :D

  • @sisandangundze5585
    @sisandangundze5585 8 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I can't believe America allowed their elections to become a reality show, I mean how is this real?! How is Mr. "your're fired" a legitimate presidential candidate? WTF is wrong with you people????!!!!

    • @Jimothyjohns
      @Jimothyjohns 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sisanda Ngundze how does this happen to them? Why did they have such good luck with Obama, and now have it go so much worse.

  • @ramonawhitaker4503
    @ramonawhitaker4503 8 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    why do they keep squawking about the 2nd amendment? the president has no power to change the constitution. only 2/3 of Congress can do so.

    • @andscifi
      @andscifi 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Because a large amount of people think that the 2nd amendment should apply to all gun legislation while a large amount don't and the president has a fair amount of say on the passage of gun control laws.
      The 2nd amendment, like all the others, is only a few words on a piece of paper if people don't fight for it.

    • @billgrandone3552
      @billgrandone3552 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yes and the more that people misuse weapons and take a cavalier attitude to gun safety and when "self defense be with a firearm can be legitimately used,the right to own weapons will continue to be subject to limitations. Gun owners have to accept their own responsibility for the attempts to limit their rights. It seems like every week we read about someone being killed or injured in preventable gun accidents caused by carelessness or indifference to simple safety rules or losing control of one's emotions,

    • @jenniferbrewer5370
      @jenniferbrewer5370 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Since people can't be trusted to be responsible with firearms, the government HAS to step in and regulate them. It's our own fault. Period.

    • @KiaranScath
      @KiaranScath 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You can have guns if you're responsible with them. Otherwise you don't get your guns. For the same reason we don't let violet criminals have guns we should also limit guns to people who are reckless or mentally unstable.

    • @chronotrigger6869
      @chronotrigger6869 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ramona whitaker Exactly! that is great point. sadly most Americans dont know shit about 3 basic branches of our own goverment, even though we have the best online search engines like google and yahoo to summarize each. this debate is a joke its like Hillary Clinton being trolled or roasted by a washed up televison celebrity. WTF happen to Republican Party. Bush, Palin, Swarzenegger, "Trump" is the cherry on the a Cake of ignorance and Embarrassment.

  • @Hope-Film
    @Hope-Film 8 ปีที่แล้ว +356

    I wish every country had a Stephen Colbert. The man is freaking pure Gold.

    • @Crafterplayer00
      @Crafterplayer00 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Germany has ^^

    • @Vengine12
      @Vengine12 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kiyan Kayser Who do you mean?

    • @eystar38
      @eystar38 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Who do you mean? Oliver Welke, Christian Ehring, Claus von Wagner & Max Uthoff or even Jan Böhmermann?

    • @lancewalker2595
      @lancewalker2595 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Every country has it's sell outs.

    • @leceaable
      @leceaable 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Amal KHALIFA I agree. He clearly is biased, but no one can deny that he's a great comedian.

  • @ibakor2370
    @ibakor2370 8 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    "i'll keep you in suspense".... he thinks he's auditioning for Scandal

  • @SkillUp
    @SkillUp 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    People who dislike this vid are the people that clap when the airplane lands.

  • @fortunecollector
    @fortunecollector 8 ปีที่แล้ว +283

    So proud to be Canadian

    • @martiemc8398
      @martiemc8398 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      fortunecollector 70 million hits and counting on Google on how to move to Canada legally. Can I come in????

    • @Quiet_One
      @Quiet_One 8 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Being a Canadian right now is like watching a volcano explode from a safe distance.

    • @612Tiberius
      @612Tiberius 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Millions of former Americans may also be saying that in the next few months/years...

    • @ArtisticlyAlexis
      @ArtisticlyAlexis 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I feel like I made a huge mistake moving back to the States in 2015 from Canada. At least being a dual citizen I can always escape again if Drumpf wins and starts WWIII.

    • @whygotherehuh
      @whygotherehuh 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Sadly living next to America does affect our country as well. Like the Muslim family that got attacked in Quebec, and the Mosque that got attacked in Toronto. It's sad to see, because even in countries where people hate American imperialism you won't find much hate for Canada. Now some fellow bigoted Canadians might start something in the future where there was nothing before.

  • @TJCID22
    @TJCID22 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    You know what really annoys me about Trump supporters. They complain about double standard, but ask them if the elections are rigged if Trump wins and they say "No" but if Hillary wins then "Yes".

  • @whygotherehuh
    @whygotherehuh 8 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    WRONG! *sniff* WRONG! *sniff* WRONG! *sniff* WRONG!

    • @JC-zj2is
      @JC-zj2is 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Why you gotta go there trump smelling his own bullshit

    • @dalebrush5366
      @dalebrush5366 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      TRUMP (interrupting Wallace): That's correct.
      WALLACE (sarcastically): Yes, thank you sir.

  • @klee88029
    @klee88029 8 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Colbert just gets more & more bold!

  • @locustvii5309
    @locustvii5309 8 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    Christ they're having a fuckin field day with this.. xD

    • @HollywoodLadyJ
      @HollywoodLadyJ 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Captain S Haha. Lmao. Right!

  • @mr.perfect3702
    @mr.perfect3702 8 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    Trump: "Nobody respects women more than I do, nobody!" Donald at it again folks!😂

    • @dalebrush5366
      @dalebrush5366 8 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      The best part was the crowd openly laughing at that, and Wallace saying something like "Okay, everybody."

    • @1959aak
      @1959aak 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Walter Kovacs - That WAS great!

    • @GoDawgs18
      @GoDawgs18 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Trump supporter here, and that’s not exactly true

  • @c.a1019
    @c.a1019 8 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Pun: What do Trump Fans and Egyptians have in common? they all live in De-Nile

  • @trevortrevortsr2
    @trevortrevortsr2 8 ปีที่แล้ว +272

    We are Brits - we don't understand why you think it is funny that you have a main candidate who is challenging the very framework of democracy - trump is a frighting prospect for your oldest allies

    • @krysalisslynne
      @krysalisslynne 8 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Because an awful lot of us have learned to laugh at the dark moments as a coping mechanism. We are firmly aware of how terrifying the prospect of a Trump presidency is.

    • @trevortrevortsr2
      @trevortrevortsr2 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Heather Ely UK would have no choice but to ask US to vacate its leased bases if he was commander in chief

    • @krysalisslynne
      @krysalisslynne 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      This has less than nothing to do with my point and barely touches the surface of the many, many, many problems that would erupt out of a Trumptatership.

    • @trevortrevortsr2
      @trevortrevortsr2 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Heather Ely If it has less than nothing to do with your point maybe you should be posting on your own thread?

    • @TheSpoonwood
      @TheSpoonwood 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Trev S you've got to be shitting me? England is brilliant for a political quip. The Sun? Then on the serious side Brexit divided the country. Exactly the same as here... top 1% with an army of xenophobics tools vs everyone else. Maybe I misunderstood your meaning.

  • @c.a1019
    @c.a1019 8 ปีที่แล้ว +243

    He didn't talk about the BIGLY and BAD HOMBRE thing ;)

    • @billhughes8237
      @billhughes8237 8 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      One does not simply grab the whole pussy all at once.

    • @c.a1019
      @c.a1019 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bill Hughes HAHAHAHA

    • @jamescameron-clarke2560
      @jamescameron-clarke2560 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      And if your hands are small, you can't.

    • @gorrillawarfair
      @gorrillawarfair 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      C.A nobody ever calls him on saying bigly! he's been saying it for months and its not a fucking word. pretty sure hes used it at least once per debate.

    • @wuatduhf
      @wuatduhf 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Listening to it carefully, turns out this whole time he was actually saying "big-league" but slurred a bit that it sounds like "bigly". Not that it helps him any, no one else says "big-league".....

  • @DarkKnight-uz3os
    @DarkKnight-uz3os 8 ปีที่แล้ว +231

    how the hell did Trump become Republican nominee??

    • @JoshSweetvale
      @JoshSweetvale 8 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Uday Bhasker The power of hate.

    • @DarkKnight-uz3os
      @DarkKnight-uz3os 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If hate is the real reason your country is going towards a civil war.

    • @billgrandone3552
      @billgrandone3552 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Billy Bush rigged the primaries and made the other candidates say stupid things. Its all Billy Bushes fault.

    • @Amrieuro
      @Amrieuro 8 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Through the bankruptcy of rationality, intelligence and morals in the Republican Party.

    • @awelcruiz
      @awelcruiz 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Because we all live in The Matrix. That's the most sensible answer I can come up with.

  • @clemfandango2258
    @clemfandango2258 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I think we need to carbon date Drumpf, we may discover he's only 4 years old.

  • @soul3461
    @soul3461 8 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Make Trump disappear for good from the TV screen after Nov. 8th. We're so sick of him.

    • @GoDawgs18
      @GoDawgs18 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I’m not
      TRUMP 2020

    • @jhabgc
      @jhabgc 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Soul SPEAK FOR YOURSELF

  • @thekneethief3288
    @thekneethief3288 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Colbert is so angry and I am LIVING for it

  • @sherylzwhite4548
    @sherylzwhite4548 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Great line . . . "Trump hasn't had much luck with casinos or universities."

  • @MicJaguar
    @MicJaguar 8 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Damn Steven you still got it. I was trying to not laugh out loud at work and get caught not working. lol. I like how there are thumbs down because if you think about it, that means people that like Trump and hate Colbert are still watching it just to get mad. lol :D nice!

    • @jenniferbrewer5370
      @jenniferbrewer5370 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      You know you're awesome when Trumpies hate you before they even hear what you have to say.

  • @DLCProductions1
    @DLCProductions1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I'm still waiting on Trump to come out and say his campaign was a social experiment.

  • @unacomn
    @unacomn 8 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Too bad I'm not from the US, I'd vote for the puppets.

    • @NewMessage
      @NewMessage 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I'm just glad he didn't try to stick a hand up her.

    • @rockhero2274
      @rockhero2274 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      unacomn Puppets? What do you have against the Muppets?

    • @ZSXDFV
      @ZSXDFV 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Which puppets?
      I'd vote for the ones at avenue Q

  • @whitebrown762
    @whitebrown762 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Wait, it was Trump who brought Obama's half-brother to the debate, and not Obama? Does Trump expect him to say Obama was born in Kenya, or is it something even more ridiculous?

    • @FeibTV
      @FeibTV 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      because obamas half brother is voting trump and highly supports him.
      why do I as a Swiss man seem to be more educated on these elections as most americans? i mean really come on you can't continue that high level corruption.. it must be stopped! #hillaryforprison2016

    • @psyko2666
      @psyko2666 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      FeibTV Obama's half brother can't vote. He isn't an American citizen.
      You aren't as informed as Americans.

    • @whitebrown762
      @whitebrown762 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Maybe I only pay attention to the things I know matter, and not the publicity stunts meant only to grab people's attention. Hillary has done a lot of questionable things, but voting for her is still a thousand times better than voting for a man who seems to oppose the very foundations of my country.

    • @superlobo155
      @superlobo155 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Top 4ce Malik Obama is actually a naturalized U.S. citizen. so... I think the swiss guy is right.

    • @Gottenhimfella
      @Gottenhimfella 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Trump has given up trying to unsettle Clinton and has reverted to throwing turds into the punchbowl at Obama's farewell party. He's all class.

  • @Breakfast221
    @Breakfast221 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This was one of your funniest monologues yet, Stephen. You're really hitting it out of the park.

  • @isaiahcrump1668
    @isaiahcrump1668 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Stephen flexed so hard with those Emmy's! 😂

  • @clarencecarvajal7836
    @clarencecarvajal7836 8 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Billy Bush made me say those things, believe me, everybody says so

    • @Muire2
      @Muire2 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol I am loving yere Trump rhetoric :)

    • @Dmhadson
      @Dmhadson 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Daily Podcasts someone's touchy. You got tiny hands too?

  • @danstiver9135
    @danstiver9135 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Mad props to the interns who had to make those puppets on such short notice, they made some mad props.

  • @Jordan-oy3bg
    @Jordan-oy3bg 8 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Stephen's sidekick is objectively unfunny and not good at his job

    • @simplydusty85
      @simplydusty85 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jordan agreed.

    • @MegaCavalier23
      @MegaCavalier23 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Dude ive been saying this forever... He needs to be with jimmy fallon, right??! xD

    • @pri2x0x
      @pri2x0x 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      i disagree, love the guy!

    • @jarehelt
      @jarehelt 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      sidekick?

    • @RonPaulRevolution500
      @RonPaulRevolution500 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      pri2x0x oh yeah all his witty/ funny chime ins.. Lol you're in denial.

  • @loganparsons5179
    @loganparsons5179 8 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    "Star Trek Deep Space Pope"

    • @jeffnals
      @jeffnals 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Logan Parsons fuck. I died

  • @waynechriss
    @waynechriss 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Had the biggest smile on my face when he pulled out those two emmys.

  • @alekseyzarechnyy2808
    @alekseyzarechnyy2808 8 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    10:30 best Panic at the Disco reference! I fucking love this show...

    • @mattoverbored
      @mattoverbored 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Aleksey Zarechnyy that's not a Panic reference, that's a reference to the song Nasty by Janet Jackson which is what is being played upon in the Panic song

    • @alekseyzarechnyy2808
      @alekseyzarechnyy2808 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      well, a man can dream..xd but thanks for clearing that up, i didnt know

    • @daltonrandall4348
      @daltonrandall4348 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Aleksey Zarechnyy Ug, this generation makes me feel old.

    • @yogiegomez5547
      @yogiegomez5547 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hillary Clinton are next president.yay

    • @yogiegomez5547
      @yogiegomez5547 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +Dalton Randall
      Excuse me for living. just so excited about Hillary doing so good at the debate.

  • @ChrisHoover808
    @ChrisHoover808 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    shooting killer whales with a bazooka from a jetski really deserved a graphic.

  • @mikee101
    @mikee101 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "nobody respects women more than me.. Nobody" Trump should be a comedian, because he's actually pretty funny.

  • @JessFromMead
    @JessFromMead 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Shout out to the guy who laughed when Trump said he respects women.

  • @WILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLU
    @WILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLU 8 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    i hate trump but stephen is so in the bag for hillary its ridiculous come on man

    • @ImVeryOriginal
      @ImVeryOriginal 8 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      God forbid talk show hosts have political preferences! All entertainment should be held to the highest standard of journalistic integrity!

    • @WILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLU
      @WILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLU 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      There are people out there who turn to colbert as a main source of news, and they're not getting the full story. i know he's not a "journalist" but people are still getting news from him. and let's be honest, trevor noah did a much better job covering this on the daily show. I guess that's the advantage of cable vs a major network

    • @ImVeryOriginal
      @ImVeryOriginal 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Show me one, just one place, one source where you always get the "full story". Everyone has some kind of bias, and it's up to you to verify, fact-check, confront different accounts and decide what you think is going on. And the people who are getting all their news from Colbert have only themselves to blame. He's a comedian and has every right to have an opinion. Sure, he has some degree of responsibility for what he says, but it's not like he's lying to you or anything. You're taking this way too seriously.

    • @WILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLU
      @WILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLU 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You can't trust people to educate themselves. The people who just tune into "entertainment news" programs like this are basically the liberal version of people tuning in to bill o reilly. Most news is garbage but we need to raise the bar across the board in educating people

    • @ImVeryOriginal
      @ImVeryOriginal 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Well, if somebody wants to watch a more informative liberal leaning show there's always John Oliver's "Last Week Tonight" and Seth Meyer's "A Closer Look".

  • @Poncho5rc
    @Poncho5rc 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Well, apparently the last season of America will end on a cliff-hanger...

  • @barbarajoseph-adam8337
    @barbarajoseph-adam8337 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Colbert holding up those statuettes was one sick third degree burn.

  • @vanessad.2625
    @vanessad.2625 8 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Stephen is looking sharp.Digging it, cool cat.

  • @yllilimani3386
    @yllilimani3386 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    They need to Iron those Flags!!!

    • @jamese5437
      @jamese5437 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'll bring some needle and thread and will throw another star on their name Trump

  • @birdlythebirdkid5208
    @birdlythebirdkid5208 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    ...Can we just.... can we just pretend these two candidates don't exist? Maybe if we ignore BOTH of these clowns, they'll go away.

    • @swordslinger
      @swordslinger 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Every time i try they're still there, yea, we're stuck with this unfortunately

    • @birdlythebirdkid5208
      @birdlythebirdkid5208 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sword Slinger Well crap.

  • @lukepearlberg6237
    @lukepearlberg6237 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    We need more people like Stephen and John Oliver

  • @lucifer31b
    @lucifer31b 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    So no one is going to talk about the money that the government lost?

    • @jenniferbrewer5370
      @jenniferbrewer5370 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Would that be the money George W. Bush lost before Obama was in office?

    • @skoda10
      @skoda10 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      the 6 billion dollars you mean? that was lost before hillare was secretary of state? apparently no money was lost, just the paperwork.

    • @johnhall6400
      @johnhall6400 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nathaniel Saenz no

  • @Squaliebawse
    @Squaliebawse 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The flying pig part was amazing

  • @martinaee
    @martinaee 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    That Emmy jab was off the hook.

  • @elisabethzosaustin7442
    @elisabethzosaustin7442 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    9:12 damn when stephen brought out his own emmys like that... that was brutal. stephen a straight savage

  • @slientkillli7433
    @slientkillli7433 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    trump had 1 response during the entire thing, "thats a lie created by hillarys campain, i am a tremendous success and hiiiary deleted email."

  • @xyleth6915
    @xyleth6915 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Stephen is looking fly in the blue suit and matching blue tie.

  • @musicgodess80s
    @musicgodess80s 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Talk about horrific foreshadowing

  • @breth8159
    @breth8159 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    what's even funnier is Watching Project veritas before you watch this?

  • @misko272
    @misko272 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Stephen has a nice suit. I need a suit like that. I like that color in particular.

  • @angeloc8712
    @angeloc8712 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Steven was on fire tonight!

  • @tracer740
    @tracer740 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    It just occurred to me, ... what ever became of the tremendously-animated and salutary offering of Sarah Palin, who lavishly and gratuitously proclaimed Mr. Trump not only the GOP's candidate but also our next and finest president? ??? Is she still around?

    • @ellaineanderson5344
      @ellaineanderson5344 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Liche Christ - she was invited to the debate by Donald. I wondered myself, because if she was there I think we'd have Heard her, lol.

    • @LividImp
      @LividImp 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I saw her sifting cans out of a dumpster so she could collect enough coins to buy a plastic bottle of unfiltered vodka.

  • @johnleebass
    @johnleebass 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    Colbert is HILARIOUS! How the hell he pulled this off just an hour/so just after the debate, and be so funny is amazing, comedic talent - a firecracker!

  • @drothberg3
    @drothberg3 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Wow! That was the best thing I've seen Colbert do!

    • @GreenDragon11
      @GreenDragon11 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      David Rothberg Completely! When he said; "Wipe your fat ass with the Constitution", my mouth fell open in shock and then I just burst out laughing.
      SO freakin' Brilliant and Brave!

  • @vbs4257
    @vbs4257 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    As we know, 4 years later, he meant what he said.

  • @cheryltariq
    @cheryltariq 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    l absolutely love love love colbert

  • @AMcGrath82
    @AMcGrath82 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Apparently even Stephen Colbert won't touch Wikileaks.

  • @angijac18
    @angijac18 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Holy shit, Colbert unleashed on Trump, turned me on tbh

  • @yarmo28
    @yarmo28 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Obviously one candidate did the necessary homework and Trump ad libbed, as he has done throughout the debates.

  • @tmxo01
    @tmxo01 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Stephen savage. DAMN!

  • @Bigbadbo121
    @Bigbadbo121 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You know you're bad if Stephen Colbert can't even support you satirically. XD

  • @omalor
    @omalor 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "i'll keep you in suspense" Fast-forward to January 6th, 2021, now we know what he was planning.

  • @jasonkaplan4618
    @jasonkaplan4618 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I must say that Putin's Puppet sounds like a great name for an alternative/punk band. Although this is the worst and most downtrodden election race "In the HISTORY OF ELECTION RACES" people will look back on this one (hopefully not too much) and pull a few sound bites out of it - IE Putin's Puppet, Wroong, et al.

    • @AngeloBetrulas
      @AngeloBetrulas 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jason Kaplan x Or....howsabout "Grabbed Pussy Riot"?

  • @maxdoubt5219
    @maxdoubt5219 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I predict that an act of domestic terrorism will follow on the heels of Trump's loss. Perhaps more than one.

    • @Cerceify4645
      @Cerceify4645 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wow how precient you are!

  • @Chiscringle
    @Chiscringle 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Puppets? Bring back Craig Ferguson! His puppets deserve to be President more than anyone currently running except maybe that Exotic guy.

  • @abduleea4197
    @abduleea4197 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I waited for this for the past 5 hours lmao

  • @kirby2049
    @kirby2049 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Can't we just put the cards back in the deck re-shuffle it and pick new cards?

  • @16ktsgamma
    @16ktsgamma 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Don't forget to vote on Nov 28th for Trump.

  • @navrotron22
    @navrotron22 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    After Hillary said "That's Horrifying" Jon played Thriller on the piano for a second lmao XD

  • @abigaillillie9394
    @abigaillillie9394 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Woah woah woah, did Stephen make a Panic at the Disco reference??? At the end he's like, "Miss Jackson, if you nasty," which is close to the lyrics of their song Miss Jackson, which goes, "Miss Jackson are you nasty?" Coincidence??? Probably....

    • @ryantaylor4766
      @ryantaylor4766 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think they're both referring to the same thing that someone said.

    • @abigaillillie9394
      @abigaillillie9394 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      R. Taylor ????? Okay I'm confused....

  • @Lowkeylie
    @Lowkeylie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    “I guess we’re gonna have to wait and see... if Donald Trump is in the _mood_ for a peaceful transfer of power. Or if he’s just gonna wipe his fat ass with the constitution.”
    Well. That aged well.

  • @grantpaisley9012
    @grantpaisley9012 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I kinda like angry Stephen.

  • @tybertimus
    @tybertimus 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Stephen that's ridiculous. Alaskan water is WAY too cold to shoot orcas from a jet ski. You'd get hypothermia.

  • @ynwaliu3026
    @ynwaliu3026 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    How could these two win the primary in the first place?

  • @vaibhavgupta20
    @vaibhavgupta20 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    this should be a hashtag #NobodyRespectsWomenLikeMe

  • @karenberger4511
    @karenberger4511 8 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    I hope we make it through the next four years so Michele Obama can run.

    • @HadesJambix
      @HadesJambix 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Fuck her, we need TREY GOWDY! Righteous man

    • @jespersrensen1189
      @jespersrensen1189 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I think they should save Michele for later, it's rare to see one side control the white house over 12 years. It does happens but people might be tired of democratic politics and if the republicans can come with a proper candidate next time I'm sure they win over any democrate just for the fresh change of politics.

    • @Leandro-te9tu
      @Leandro-te9tu 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Michele Obama would be a catastrophe to the democratic party! She's already thoroughly disliked by almost 50% of the country, her only qualification is being Obamas wife (Hillary 2.0), she's the embodiment of "elitism" and she can't talk for shit.
      Give the American people a real Democrat not this second hand precum.

    • @Hannah-gd3kc
      @Hannah-gd3kc 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Like half of America would allow a black woman to be president..

    • @milolawson7522
      @milolawson7522 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Burnin Colours is being disliked by almost 50% of the country any different then literally any other political candidate ever?

  • @vm9522
    @vm9522 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Its like Trump is still playing Celebrity Apprentice...with the whole nation.

  • @AdrenalineJunkieXL
    @AdrenalineJunkieXL 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Colbert is definitely a kingsman haha

  • @JasonDS64
    @JasonDS64 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Stephen looks mad. Love it.

  • @hayes2232
    @hayes2232 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This election is getting a lot less "If Trump loses" and a lot more "When Trump loses"

  • @antem6769
    @antem6769 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Get down w/yer bad self Stephen.....totally love it.

  • @Mksterk1998
    @Mksterk1998 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I think it's time for me to move to Germany.

  • @WannabeWryter
    @WannabeWryter 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    nice move getting the Emmys

  • @remenir97
    @remenir97 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Come live in Belgium, it's safer here if Trump becomes president

  • @marjopr3352
    @marjopr3352 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "DEMOCRACY IS GONNA END WITH A CLIFF HANGER". Well said.