BEST OF SHAYNE TOPP (Try Not To Laugh)

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  • @shyfrog3731
    @shyfrog3731 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8955

    The fact that the Old Man's debut was, "Well, I had a joke, but I'll save it for later. See ya later, a**hole," is so perfect.

    • @cyberlivion8363
      @cyberlivion8363 3 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      I thought it was the one where he was just topp-less with the hat and face.

    • @kitkate3402
      @kitkate3402 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@cyberlivion8363 i thought it was the one where he actually talks about a cave and stuff

    • @cyberlivion8363
      @cyberlivion8363 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@kitkate3402 which episode?

    • @maxrichards3881
      @maxrichards3881 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@cyberlivion8363
      Episode 22: Rhett and Link was the “Abercrombie & Fitch” bit.
      Episode 25: Vine Legends (Chrish, the Encyclopedia of $&@? Guy, and Christine Sydelko, the “Happy Crimass” gal) was where Shayne did the full fledged bits.

    • @TimeTravelinc
      @TimeTravelinc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      Dumpster Wizard is classic. He’s like a Skyrim NPC that stumbled into our world and hasn’t come back to Skyrim since.

  • @toniechos
    @toniechos 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2264

    "And also, I'm a naughty little bunny boy" I NEED IT ON A SHIRT

  • @giovannigiorgio831
    @giovannigiorgio831 3 ปีที่แล้ว +421

    9:46 you know the bit is good when Shayne makes everyone laugh just by standing in a military coat with no pants. The addition of the sassy legs infantry is the cherry on top

  • @dragontamerbenji4109
    @dragontamerbenji4109 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5895

    The Sassy Leg Infantry still makes me laugh every time!!! LMFAO!!!

    • @orzov3777
      @orzov3777 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      SAAAAME

    • @derforce5
      @derforce5 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      We should petition for a full sketch

    • @chimkennugget9771
      @chimkennugget9771 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I read this as I watched this in the video and I burst out laughing 😂 every single time 😂

    • @aestheticidiot3812
      @aestheticidiot3812 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      i totally didn’t understand this comment then I saw it and was like oh yeah 😂

    • @churlish_hoecake
      @churlish_hoecake 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It makes me cry! I love it! 😂

  • @vincentmorot5124
    @vincentmorot5124 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7144

    Shayne understands comedy so well, his humor is so crazy and yet so logical, I love him

    • @edk-l744
      @edk-l744 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Vincent Morot so true

    • @depressedbreakfast2614
      @depressedbreakfast2614 5 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      He’s great on his own but he stands out when he’s with the smosh squad because they are painfully unfunny (apart from Damian)

    • @vincentmorot5124
      @vincentmorot5124 5 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      @@depressedbreakfast2614 I disagree. They all can be very funny

    • @aquatazer
      @aquatazer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Depressed breakfast sort of, Ian’s pretty funny along with Noah sometimes. Courtney also has some good bits, but Olivia and Keith aren’t that funny in my opinion.

    • @gigiblack2231
      @gigiblack2231 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Agree, I think he and Damien have the best humor.

  • @charzie_1140
    @charzie_1140 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6073

    If Shayne doesn’t put his shirt back on, I’m gonna have to start calling him Shayne Topp-less

  • @PureSwedishViking
    @PureSwedishViking 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10295

    That Sassy Leg Infantry is pure Monty Python-level brilliance.

    • @PureSwedishViking
      @PureSwedishViking 4 ปีที่แล้ว +161

      Ding Ding The TH-cam Buddy
      It reminds me of the Ministry for Silly Walks.

    • @galahad6300
      @galahad6300 4 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      @@PureSwedishViking Its a military division of the Royal British Army. The Ministry of Silly Walks are in charge of their operations in joint control with the British Army, Navy and or RAF

    • @anshuldinger1425
      @anshuldinger1425 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      My first thought was the Monostry of Silly Walks too

    • @Uncle_dillbert_dimple
      @Uncle_dillbert_dimple 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      IKR THANK YOU

    • @jokinghazard2312
      @jokinghazard2312 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Pointy mython

  • @yyahnapineda9243
    @yyahnapineda9243 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2130

    When I got the notification I thought this was from one of the fan pages I followed. Nope, turns out that even Smosh is a big fan of Shanyay!

    • @conspiracy_0011
      @conspiracy_0011 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Well he is the best member in my opinion hes so god damn funny

    • @alexpineda1918
      @alexpineda1918 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Are you my cousin?

    • @danutzz1904
      @danutzz1904 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@alexpineda1918 lol

    • @yyahnapineda9243
      @yyahnapineda9243 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Alex Pineda lol maybe! There’s a lot of us out there 😂

    • @alexpineda1918
      @alexpineda1918 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@yyahnapineda9243 Peru?

  • @maelwys5432
    @maelwys5432 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3868

    I feel like the "Just saw Black Panther" joke is way underappreciated.

    • @sp8cey
      @sp8cey 3 ปีที่แล้ว +269

      he’s so great at playing awkward white friend

    • @docmcstuffins5859
      @docmcstuffins5859 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      The “this is america” one is great too

    • @TrainJr313
      @TrainJr313 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Fr

    • @pokesonav
      @pokesonav 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I don't get it

    • @Yammenkow
      @Yammenkow 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      This is the joke that got me into smosh. But they edited it in this vid and it messes up the timing.

  • @Lazyslime56
    @Lazyslime56 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6659

    There are two characters that get me. 1.Sassy leg general 2. Old man

    • @oliviashearer
      @oliviashearer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      *There

    • @Lazyslime56
      @Lazyslime56 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Olivia Shearer thanks

    • @boo4blue483
      @boo4blue483 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Crazy Old Old Man

    • @Phlanger61
      @Phlanger61 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      It's the weary traveler

    • @Predated2
      @Predated2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      the banana man asking about the apple tho.

  • @sanshine1117
    @sanshine1117 5 ปีที่แล้ว +631

    Shayne’s “looking to enter” character is just amazing and makes me crack up all the time

    • @mayamarnette4482
      @mayamarnette4482 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      The character is called dumpster wizard, he cracks me up as well

  • @marty6779
    @marty6779 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11225

    Shayne's secret is that he's got crazy eyes and Chad aura.

    • @thomaslemos2240
      @thomaslemos2240 3 ปีที่แล้ว +402

      Honestly this dude is all chad except for the personality

    • @Griflyn069
      @Griflyn069 3 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      Legit thought your profile was an m&m

    • @ItsRyanHello
      @ItsRyanHello 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Body of a chad*

    • @sophiamacgregor2011
      @sophiamacgregor2011 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Omg

    • @WubbyPunch
      @WubbyPunch 3 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      He's the perfect combination of Chad and King. A god amongst men. His only Achilles heel is his height. Otherwise he would be too powerful

  • @Crazychik96
    @Crazychik96 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3829

    I'm not sorry, the sassy leg infantry just....kills me every time. My god.

  • @101MacBig
    @101MacBig 5 ปีที่แล้ว +442

    Sassy legs gets me every time. It’s my absolute favorite. I legit cry from laughing so hard. 😂😂😂

  • @13Yeared
    @13Yeared 3 ปีที่แล้ว +868

    How to come up with a Shayne joke:
    1. Take a relatively mundane part of life: getting your order taken, going to the doctor, having a fight with your partner, etc.
    2. Inject it with an incredible absurdity and base the entire joke around that absurdity

    • @EvilRaccoonDM
      @EvilRaccoonDM 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      And it works

    • @DevilNarwhal
      @DevilNarwhal 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      This is legitimately the Monty Python equation for comedy. And if Shayne traveled back in time to be a member of the crew, he would fit in beautifully.

    • @danielpierce5447
      @danielpierce5447 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He is very similar to Monty Python and Seinfeld comedy

  • @delaneym.7412
    @delaneym.7412 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2964

    “i have a 6.3 inch PAÑIS” gets me every time i PHYSICALLY CAN’T hold the laughter in

    • @arthurteddy91
      @arthurteddy91 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Delaney M. I can't either 😂😂😂😂

    • @ianhagler6411
      @ianhagler6411 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      If you say that it's probs a lie

    • @asparagus4598
      @asparagus4598 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wheres the original video?

    • @DepisTV
      @DepisTV 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      “Sir Humblebrag”

    • @laneyxconan8680
      @laneyxconan8680 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Delaney M. Hey my name is Delaney!;)

  • @shizukajoestarfp5518
    @shizukajoestarfp5518 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1909

    “I’m a naughty little bunny boy”

    • @planet_trapss
      @planet_trapss 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      hi sonia! kazuichi still a simp for u?

    • @Basic_name0
      @Basic_name0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Then read the bible

  • @thibautisserant
    @thibautisserant 3 ปีที่แล้ว +287

    Shayne is super effective on Courtney. She almost laughs as soon as she sees him and it's damn adorable.

    • @macbookpro344
      @macbookpro344 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      they were dating (now married)

    • @EtamirTheDemiDeer
      @EtamirTheDemiDeer 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@macbookpro344I think they like each other 👀

  • @dinosaurbinosaur35
    @dinosaurbinosaur35 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4870

    Shayne's grandchildren: what did you do for a living
    Shayne: So, looking to enter my past aye? *shows this video*

    • @mermer7951
      @mermer7951 5 ปีที่แล้ว +174

      Many enter but none return.

    • @AnimeLover930
      @AnimeLover930 5 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      I was a naughty little bunny boy

    • @reaction6370
      @reaction6370 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      I was the general of the SLI, it was a covert operations group that was far superior to any other branch of military. Oh the acronym? Sassy Leg Infantry

    • @MaddieD_R
      @MaddieD_R 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@mermer7951 they say great treasures show in there, glimmering gold with ladys making eyes at yea

    • @Undercover298
      @Undercover298 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nice

  • @madillaw9335
    @madillaw9335 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6385

    That freaking old villager character needs a full video to himself no question

    • @taronwilliams2307
      @taronwilliams2307 5 ปีที่แล้ว +204

      Needs to be a playable video game character

    • @hasanpaul8545
      @hasanpaul8545 5 ปีที่แล้ว +302

      So weary traveler, looking to enter best of shayne topp aye, mMmMmM I've seen many enter and none return, there's pizza places, little bananas, and a naughty little bunny boy that will sneak up on ya

    • @aiden3627
      @aiden3627 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Madi Llaw I agree I love that character so much haha

    • @hasanpaul8545
      @hasanpaul8545 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @ILUZIONIST thanks

    • @chase9899
      @chase9899 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      You just got your wish man

  • @who8518
    @who8518 4 ปีที่แล้ว +176

    my favourites;
    • the full on pokeball to the face
    • the sassy leg infantry
    • *”jessica* i told you not to let the baby do shots!!”
    • the cheated-on banana
    • the naughty bunny boy
    • “we frickin *”read the bible”* so hard dude

    • @DisturbedNight
      @DisturbedNight 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bruh I'm still surprised after the amount of times Gus Johnson has been on their channel, Shayne still hasn't made him laugh lol

  • @HorrorDiva01
    @HorrorDiva01 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2231

    I love how smosh just got tired of seeing Shane's compilations everywhere and decided to make them themselves lol 🥰🥳.

    • @karleedewalee6891
      @karleedewalee6891 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Shayne. But so true tho.

    • @HorrorDiva01
      @HorrorDiva01 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@karleedewalee6891 Didn't realize 🙈. My bad.

    • @karleedewalee6891
      @karleedewalee6891 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@HorrorDiva01 LOL

    • @larkynria2223
      @larkynria2223 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      astrid ledesma get their own million views😂😂

    • @larkynria2223
      @larkynria2223 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      TheSportsGuru Shaynes humor is worth millions

  • @angelramirez8623
    @angelramirez8623 5 ปีที่แล้ว +577

    _shane walks in as a banana_
    *slams apple on keyboard*
    "What the F*CK is this?"
    *Link has a seizure*

  • @bisquino8289
    @bisquino8289 4 ปีที่แล้ว +708

    Shane has humour where if he sees someone laughing at his joke he’ll laugh too and I feel it

  • @sajeldunlop9912
    @sajeldunlop9912 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1991

    Nothing beats the Bachelor bit.
    "When you sat on that fire hydrant and made it disappear..." 😂

    • @Barrsie
      @Barrsie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Slays me every single time 🤣

    • @greekfountain9303
      @greekfountain9303 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Can someone explain I’m not sure I got it

    • @statementofjoespooky1660
      @statementofjoespooky1660 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@greekfountain9303 i think it’s just supposed to be that he can fit the very large fire hydrant in his ass? Not sure how else to explain it lol

    • @ariahazelwood3842
      @ariahazelwood3842 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@greekfountain9303 entire fire hydrant went up ass 😧

    • @greekfountain9303
      @greekfountain9303 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ariahazelwood3842 Oh 😂😂

  • @h3c0x
    @h3c0x 5 ปีที่แล้ว +512

    the power this man has over everyone’s sense of humour is wild

  • @applejayz1987
    @applejayz1987 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1478

    Damien: "I think I saw a shaft"
    Shayne: "I'm NOT wearing underwear!"
    "Wow guys that was a LOT of Shayne!"

    • @unknownmystery4027
      @unknownmystery4027 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I need the time stamp. Now.

    • @applejayz1987
      @applejayz1987 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@unknownmystery4027 10:47

    • @ffwast
      @ffwast 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      A 6.3 inch pannius

    • @MichaelJohnson-fu2ji
      @MichaelJohnson-fu2ji 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      It always gets me that Courtney says "it wouldn't be the first time"

  • @alphabetsoup6837
    @alphabetsoup6837 4 ปีที่แล้ว +759

    Shayne's ability to literally summon laughter with a scream is incredible.

  • @will_stevens
    @will_stevens 4 ปีที่แล้ว +955

    8:58 “We frickin’ R E A D T H E B I B L E”

    • @joeisnothome
      @joeisnothome 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Freakin bro dude

    • @joustarr8
      @joustarr8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ok boomer

    • @dangerdean9066
      @dangerdean9066 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I think I have
      READ THE BIBLE
      So hard, bro

    • @gustavosayto3465
      @gustavosayto3465 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@joustarr8 you dont even understand what boomer is

    • @f.i.r.e.5119
      @f.i.r.e.5119 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      9:15
      "GODDAMMIT."
      He sure is coy about taking The Lord's name in vain for someone who so fervently -READ THE BIBLE- all over.

  • @MR14official
    @MR14official 3 ปีที่แล้ว +244

    “So, looking to enter Abercrombie and Fitch eh?”
    That whole skit gets me every time. Ian’s reaction tho 😂😂😂

  • @mariyana0018
    @mariyana0018 5 ปีที่แล้ว +937

    I'm so happy they ended with "soliders of the sassy leg infantry".
    Edit: if they can make the "pan flute guy" into a video, they should make a "sassy leg infantry" video.

    • @hannahj3413
      @hannahj3413 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      My favorite one by far 😂😂😂 can't stop laughing

    • @harmc2301
      @harmc2301 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Mari Yana Mason no lie one of my favorite bits Shaynes ever done on a try not to laugh

  • @saaravaljakka5966
    @saaravaljakka5966 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6059

    I bet CLARISSA and Courtney Freakin Miller would be great friends

    • @auggiethedoggie8782
      @auggiethedoggie8782 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Saara Valjakka but we’ll never seen them together

    • @OllieSvensson
      @OllieSvensson 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Great FRIENDS!

    • @jay-k11ng27
      @jay-k11ng27 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Cfm would eat CLOURISSA alive

    • @saaravaljakka5966
      @saaravaljakka5966 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Spirtisnotmywind Plays roblox sadly that’s true

    • @saaravaljakka5966
      @saaravaljakka5966 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Jayriel Sanchez lmao yes

  • @Pixelcraftian
    @Pixelcraftian 3 ปีที่แล้ว +509

    Starting to think Shayne is intentionally never given a timer, they just let him be Shayne

    • @mrmr_zoomie
      @mrmr_zoomie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      He had a close call in the bachelorette joke.

    • @confidentship7335
      @confidentship7335 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I think at least 50% of the time he never even gets close to the end of his time before the hot seat individual loses their ish

  • @pixelworld4659
    @pixelworld4659 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1939

    How did smosh know I was watching shayne topp compilations???

  • @heavenlyrey
    @heavenlyrey 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1025

    3:03 Shayne saying "Shake it up is next." Makes me laugh everytime 😂

    • @pandaplayz558
      @pandaplayz558 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What episode is that from?

    • @maxrichards3881
      @maxrichards3881 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Eujuan Esguerra
      Rhett and Link

    • @blackrosefyre3983
      @blackrosefyre3983 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Also the fact that “Karen” is his ex wife. I bet she taught Shayne to be cray lol

  • @SporadicV2
    @SporadicV2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    Sassy Leg Infantry makes me cry laughing. Everything from Noah and Courtney losing immediately, to Keith’s internal struggle, to Kimmy, Lasercorn, and Damien laughing at the perfect times. TNTL perfection right there.

  • @koolkat97
    @koolkat97 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1227

    it's official. Smosh is obsessed with Shayne Topp.
    also Netflix is obsessed with Stranger Things

    • @unknownchannel2024
      @unknownchannel2024 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He had us in the first half-

    • @max10hoop
      @max10hoop 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Sadie Crooks Stranger Things is a show made for 14 year old white girls

    • @OnefinityAnimationsTSF101
      @OnefinityAnimationsTSF101 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Anything with the initials ST

    • @fletchernorton
      @fletchernorton 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Stranger things is godly tho

    • @alexandernowak9691
      @alexandernowak9691 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Sadie Crooks but both are good things

  • @ScoptOriginal
    @ScoptOriginal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +273

    Shayne is the best. He knows exactly how to adjust his humour to the person he's trying to make laugh, while still making it high enough quality for the audience

  • @seyj7457
    @seyj7457 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    I rewatch this regularly, and my favorite thing is that Shayne laughs at EVERY one of his jokes. It’s such gold that even he can’t help it.

  • @Maddy-ni3cy
    @Maddy-ni3cy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3177

    what have i learned? shayne actually looks like captain america. and damien looks like bucky.
    please make a skit😂😂

    • @bloodvinez
      @bloodvinez 5 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      i... ship it?

    • @johnbeckman2698
      @johnbeckman2698 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      and then make fun of how short they both are compared to the real thing

    • @perfecthalf7309
      @perfecthalf7309 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Wes is Bucky

    • @maxxstaron
      @maxxstaron 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@perfecthalf7309 Wes is QuickSilver

    • @ultrabigfella
      @ultrabigfella 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@johnbeckman2698 didn't Buckys actor have to stand on a crate for some scenes because of his height tho?😂

  • @KidBlueRB27
    @KidBlueRB27 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1349

    I love everyone on Smosh but Shayne is the best cast member on the team hands down.😂😂😂

    • @lm-st7uo
      @lm-st7uo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      He's my favorite

    • @gigglywiggly2318
      @gigglywiggly2318 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      i disagree courtney’s my favourite

    • @brandonseupersad7916
      @brandonseupersad7916 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Shayne is my favourite pizza place.

    • @tanisegsge4586
      @tanisegsge4586 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@gigglywiggly2318 shayne is pure talent where courtney is pretty but as talent her bits are mostly cringy

    • @dontask2769
      @dontask2769 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      tanise gsge LIES

  • @arthur-ux4rx
    @arthur-ux4rx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1570

    Who else want a "Best of Damien Haas" version? I swear, he is brilliant in every try not to laugh.

    • @jase9319
      @jase9319 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      What a lovely night for a drive, wouldn’t you say, *princess diana*

    • @syedadamalsagoff3535
      @syedadamalsagoff3535 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      1000th like, and I agree!

  • @_Matsimus_
    @_Matsimus_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4289

    *Cheese is just a loaf of milk*

  • @brblb5425
    @brblb5425 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    “I’ve seen many travelers enter...none return”🤣🤣 8:10

  • @zachthegamer8964
    @zachthegamer8964 5 ปีที่แล้ว +631

    Me: I'm leaving home
    Mom: To do what?
    Me: To join the sassy leg infantry.

  • @bekahmccarter3563
    @bekahmccarter3563 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2969

    And now we need a "Best of Damien Haas."

    • @michelledawn7446
      @michelledawn7446 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Yes!

    • @Jr.aviOfficial
      @Jr.aviOfficial 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      oh yea pls

    • @yurateya8078
      @yurateya8078 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      He's just such a natural comedian, always makes me laugh

    • @Tip_2
      @Tip_2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Damien is garbage, never liked that dude

    • @michelledawn7446
      @michelledawn7446 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      @@Tip_2 Uh okay you're entitled to your wrong opinion I guess.

  • @ScottMillerWhiteMorning
    @ScottMillerWhiteMorning 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    His “Sassy Leg Infantry” bit is legitimately the best example of juxtaposition humor I’ve ever seen in my entire life. I was absolutely hysterical when I watched that for the first time 😂

  • @RandomGuy9O9
    @RandomGuy9O9 5 ปีที่แล้ว +529

    Netflix needs to give Shayne a stand up routine.

    • @This_is_a_username
      @This_is_a_username 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Man. is. Yep!

    • @beaurad
      @beaurad 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes

    • @sottomanynevko8241
      @sottomanynevko8241 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Man. is. He’s already wasting his talents on smosh.

    • @v4mpir3333
      @v4mpir3333 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I would never get tired of that lmao

    • @grimmashley8422
      @grimmashley8422 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I dunno. Shayne’s one of the best prop/costume comedians I’ve never seen, but I would need to see him do stand-up first.

  • @tadecaylor
    @tadecaylor 5 ปีที่แล้ว +320

    4:50 "do you mind strapping me in" haha all shayne has to do to get people to laugh is scream or take his shirt off

    • @RandomizationE
      @RandomizationE 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Or say “You’re my favorite pizza place.”

    • @MarkCosens
      @MarkCosens 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Or squint one eye and quiver his legs.

    • @sharondingle1607
      @sharondingle1607 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@RandomizationE right

    • @aprilinaugust99
      @aprilinaugust99 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Or take off his pants

  • @RedPC4857
    @RedPC4857 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    I literally died when Shayne just put on the unicorn head and screamed like a goat 🤣

  • @MysterySteve
    @MysterySteve 5 ปีที่แล้ว +204

    The banana apple one is by far my favourite. Still can't watch it and breathe at the same time.

    • @ktennie
      @ktennie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      SAME

    • @bladeshifter16
      @bladeshifter16 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Kinda hard to beat Ambercrombie & Fitch, tho...

  • @ryan_santes6884
    @ryan_santes6884 4 ปีที่แล้ว +444

    Shayne: *Farts*
    Me: *giggles*
    Keith: *screaming*
    Me: *dies from laughter*

  • @wesleypatterson2989
    @wesleypatterson2989 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    The fact that Shayne wasn't able to finish the penultimate "You're my FAVORITE pizza place" joke will forever haunt me

  • @jacobw8948
    @jacobw8948 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3160

    Shayne should be on SNL 😂 he's got the characters and humor for it

    • @madoniaart1744
      @madoniaart1744 5 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      Jacob W if he’s on snl he won’t be on smosh anymore and he’ll already be doing so much with his time he’ll go insane

    • @chillinkillin6703
      @chillinkillin6703 5 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      He breaks character too often.

    • @badatvideogames5832
      @badatvideogames5832 5 ปีที่แล้ว +167

      SNL is filled with Boomer humor trying to be millennial humor and politics. Shayne is better than that

    • @YOUANDME527
      @YOUANDME527 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Snl is garbage

    • @blackwingdragonmasta
      @blackwingdragonmasta 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      He's better than that.

  • @isabellehrubec5115
    @isabellehrubec5115 5 ปีที่แล้ว +300

    CLARISSA IS MY FAV SHAYNE TOPP CHARACTER WE NEED MORE OF HER

    • @ceesvermeulen7914
      @ceesvermeulen7914 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      T R U E

    • @heartz4chan
      @heartz4chan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Honestly, I'm not sure what gender Clarissa is at this rate. I just call Clarissa "it"

    • @violetsmith5731
      @violetsmith5731 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      yu.gyeom I think that's fair

    • @gigglywiggly2318
      @gigglywiggly2318 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yu.gyeom
      i would do the same

    • @blackgothicrose89
      @blackgothicrose89 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wait is it a character? I thought it's an impression that just turns into a bit. The outfit reminds me vividly of Clarissa Explains it All

  • @thenewsteam460
    @thenewsteam460 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    My favorite lines:
    "Can I get a glass of milk, please?"
    "When you sat on that fire hydrant and made it disappear...I didn't know how to feel."
    "pAnUs"
    "READ THE BIBLE"

  • @carly1772
    @carly1772 5 ปีที่แล้ว +460

    “and also i’m a naughty little bunny boy” BEST LINE IN THE ENTIRE VIDEO

  • @itsmedanika7301
    @itsmedanika7301 5 ปีที่แล้ว +953

    I thought this was from Amanda Karlssons channel 😂

  • @FrancescaAR16
    @FrancescaAR16 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    I think being friends with Shayne would actually cure my depression

  • @janezaccari1854
    @janezaccari1854 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1599

    "PAnÌŪS"
    "Jessica I told you not to let the baby do shots!"
    I swear to god shayne is becoming my favorite person on this earth.

    • @amrkassab291
      @amrkassab291 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What about the other Earth?

    • @janezaccari1854
      @janezaccari1854 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Amr Kassab BOTH earths

    • @amrkassab291
      @amrkassab291 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@janezaccari1854 yeah same

    • @jessicagidney2013
      @jessicagidney2013 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The fact that my name is actually Jessica 😂

    • @janezaccari1854
      @janezaccari1854 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jessicagidney2013 HAHA OMG

  • @martymcfly7335
    @martymcfly7335 5 ปีที่แล้ว +265

    You guys should definitely do Damien next, it would make me happy.

    • @themajor1493
      @themajor1493 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Jörgen Is Better I imagine them showing a 2 min video of him looking at shayne and Ian spitting peanut butter

    • @caydenvandiggelen9591
      @caydenvandiggelen9591 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      YES!

    • @vulgarven0m
      @vulgarven0m 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      But she’s 85 so we’re givin birth to a ghost!!

    • @jaywilkey1323
      @jaywilkey1323 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I guess what I'm trying to say is: "You're under arrest."

  • @Idk_braidynnn
    @Idk_braidynnn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    “And also imma naughty little bunny boy” - shayne topp

  • @xblueflame
    @xblueflame 5 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    We need a shirt that says "I'm part of the Sassy Leg Infantry"

  • @bts_lover1013
    @bts_lover1013 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4419

    *I really want to know how Shayne comes up with this crap*

    • @bnhdeluxe
      @bnhdeluxe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Yee

    • @abbytofu3448
      @abbytofu3448 5 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      yah but i guess that's his personality

    • @ratulf
      @ratulf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +288

      He actually hires an elite team of comedy writers and let's them work all night on jokes. Then he throws those away and just does 299 push-ups without breathing before he comes out.

    • @hanaflora.a
      @hanaflora.a 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Ralf Häuser omg don’t expose him

    • @rockmanbret9028
      @rockmanbret9028 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      ADHD

  • @sebastiansubia4090
    @sebastiansubia4090 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    10:48 one of the greatest one liners ever 😂

    • @joustarr8
      @joustarr8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      *i not wearing under wear*

  • @anarchobaby
    @anarchobaby 5 ปีที่แล้ว +265

    the sassy leg infantry KILLS ME every single time I watch it

  • @milkplus7876
    @milkplus7876 5 ปีที่แล้ว +264

    One of my favourites is still:
    “Look at me....................”
    “Hi I’d like to apply for a loan??”

  • @jasonandrews1770
    @jasonandrews1770 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    The fact that he makes people laugh before he gets to the actual joke is impressive

  • @gracereads2917
    @gracereads2917 5 ปีที่แล้ว +869

    If they play D&D Shayne should bring out that old dude as a bard for sure

    • @tonykoehler124
      @tonykoehler124 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Oh god damn I want this sooooo bad now lol

    • @debbievaldez8328
      @debbievaldez8328 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes

    • @MithrilSqueegee
      @MithrilSqueegee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I want them to have a D&D session SO badly, I feel that they need to do a Game Bang of it because everyone would be so hilarious and have so much fun! Maybe they could get Matt Mercer back as a guest again and DM it!

    • @blackwingdragonmasta
      @blackwingdragonmasta 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Jovenshire is going to run DND on his channel soon maybe he'll have Shayne on there

    • @cocainewaffle3077
      @cocainewaffle3077 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      smosh needs to see this

  • @katies.6787
    @katies.6787 5 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    Shayne's old villager character literally makes me laugh every time 😂😂😂

  • @Johney420
    @Johney420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    My favorite part is when he says “foooooooor murder” 4:00

  • @SaiyanRocker
    @SaiyanRocker 5 ปีที่แล้ว +193

    Shayne could easily be a cast member on SNL, and you know his infectious laugh would kill any funny sketch.

  • @gothtistic
    @gothtistic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +385

    "Shayne do something funny"
    "okay"
    *brrt*
    NOTHING WILL EVER MAKE ME LAUGH HARDER

    • @Crazychik96
      @Crazychik96 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Just straight up walks out, turns his back to the camera, and rips a good one. Yea, I getcha.

  • @21touma
    @21touma 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "Want some of that loud?- AHHHH"
    Perfect

  • @evelinakaklauskaite5088
    @evelinakaklauskaite5088 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Shanes legs is my favorite at the moment.
    And I'm glad there is a video about him being humorious.

  • @emernyx
    @emernyx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    3:41 breaks me EVERYTIME

  • @danyellehaskel7830
    @danyellehaskel7830 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    I never knew that shayne was on so random on Disney channel until two seconds ago😂😂

  • @nicolecrawford6347
    @nicolecrawford6347 5 ปีที่แล้ว +191

    No one:
    Really no one:
    Shayne: *YoUr My FaVoRiTe PiZzA PlAcE!*

  • @magicmaia8029
    @magicmaia8029 5 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    So this is basically a video on every turn Shayne has had...😁

  • @derekwilson3301
    @derekwilson3301 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    1:42
    Hi, I'm back, it's me,
    *CLARISSA*
    And today, I'm going to talk to you about,
    *PEE*
    I can't stop laughing at that part

    • @joustarr8
      @joustarr8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I peed the same time when he said *PEE*

    • @RelekBrudder
      @RelekBrudder 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@joustarr8 Where were you when this happened?

  • @licohen4971
    @licohen4971 5 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    Shayne is probably the most committed in try not to laugh out of smosh

  • @Spongus777
    @Spongus777 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Shayne: *tells a genuinely funny and well structured joke*
    Person who laughed: “you’re so dumb, just die already, why are you even here”

  • @MunchlaxMakara
    @MunchlaxMakara ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Ngl, i had stopped watching smosh for several years, and it was a video like this of shayne that brought me back and got me watching a lot of their stuff again :)

  • @abigailrick9702
    @abigailrick9702 5 ปีที่แล้ว +450

    I'm sad that "hi, I'd like to apply for a loan" wasn't there

    • @spike28
      @spike28 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I think that was in the original Shayne topped best moments, might not have been though

    • @abigailrick9702
      @abigailrick9702 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@spike28 Oh yeah, it was towards the end. Thanks

    • @yikes3551
      @yikes3551 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Abigail Rick that bit still makes me wheeze even after watching it so many times

    • @brent8407
      @brent8407 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Or the one where he records his own voice to create a conversation with himself that's one of my favourites as well

  • @miathesansationalskeleton3735
    @miathesansationalskeleton3735 5 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    6:24
    Courtney:Shayne do something funny
    Shayne: ok FARTS

  • @zdva2000
    @zdva2000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I love how half of his jokes are just AHHHHHHHHH and I love that

  • @hardroxas7580
    @hardroxas7580 5 ปีที่แล้ว +307

    After the leave of Anthony, Shayne is by far the most funnier in the interie Smosh, even more than Ian.

    • @zanagonzales9739
      @zanagonzales9739 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Ian, Shayne, Damian, Noah. ❤❤

    • @RelekBrudder
      @RelekBrudder 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The most funnier XD

    • @gunawanputera6443
      @gunawanputera6443 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ian kinda lost his mojo after a while, he still funny, but you can tell that he not enjoying things like used to, maybe that why anthony change from comedy to more serious

  • @proudfangirl4988
    @proudfangirl4988 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Does anyone else love this dude? DUDE, HES AMAZING, HE SHOULD HAVE HIS OWN SHOW! Amazing work, dude!

  • @Jchmcom
    @Jchmcom 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    10:34 so THATS why his last name is Topp. Dude's packing.

  • @SqweakySqwizard
    @SqweakySqwizard 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    I was having the worst day and this blessed me. Thank you Smosh.

  • @127sys
    @127sys 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Shayne's getting all the attention in these best moment compilations. And his joke has its own merch!
    It's almost like...
    He's taking over the entirety of Smosh Pit!?

  • @dembodembobo
    @dembodembobo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I like how in the dabbing scene Shayne is so concentrated in doing it until Ian laughs while Damian does the accessional check to see if it’s over XD

  • @rickychen3360
    @rickychen3360 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    I thought this was an older video but yes Shayne is the funniest person on this channel like he is my number 1 person to look up to, to get a good laugh out of me

  • @J_R__
    @J_R__ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +174

    Shan-ye is my favourite 🙌
    (And Courtney, love you too 😂❤️)

  • @VisualEnjoyer9756
    @VisualEnjoyer9756 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    With Shaynes dedication to his bits I'm surprised he hasn't learned to play the pan flute at this point 😂

  • @goodnewsgeek42
    @goodnewsgeek42 5 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    One of my personal favorites was the decree about which noises are forbidden from the academy of weird sounds

  • @meig8136
    @meig8136 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    The fear in Damien’s eyes at 2:50 is iconic

  • @PrankStarz1011
    @PrankStarz1011 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Shayne is one of the funniest people I've ever seen in my life. I love him so fuckin' much. He's my favorite pizza place :)

  • @cen5725
    @cen5725 5 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    Shayne is the best thing happened to Smosh after Ian and Anthony

  • @brionbogar4566
    @brionbogar4566 5 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    After seeing the skit with Shayne's old man character I had to come back and watch this video.😁