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I've worked as a consultant in tech, this is 100% accurate. Also these people will act like they are the hardest working people in the world. And act like it's a war crime if you have to go into the office on a Friday. And they are the most entitled whiney group of people you'd meet. Working in tech is awesome and I'm so grateful to have a good job. This is rubbing our privilege in the face of people who work actual hard manual jobs, retail jobs, work in food industry etc. I've had all those sht jobs, we techies need to stfu, we have it good. And they have the nerve to complain about work/life balance
I work with PwC, essentially a clone of Deloitte. I'm pretty sure this is an accurate depiction considering how utterly useless PwC staff are. I switched role in my firm and was overjoyed that my new role had absolutely nothing to do with PwC staff. Unfortunately for me these clowns have my contact details and try to rope me into their seventh circle of hell every year. It takes multiple emails to get these twats to stop contacting me all to have it start again the next year.
I don’t work in tech, but Pharmaceutical companies instead.
I understand your colleagues not wanting to go in, to be honest I haven’t worked from an office since COVID, and I have no reason to ever do it again. Tech seems like there would be even less of a reason to do so.
Its called a bubble. This aint sustainable. The layoffs already started and the unemployment numbers are still super low.Fed will get these thots to appreciate their hard working men in no time.
@@muhdiversity7409 yeah I worked for one of the big 4 before and consults are all about hyping themselves up, regurgitating content, and making deliverables look pretty without worrying about content
You get them "free" accomodations & wage in those videos?
Living as an average looking female has never been easier.
Fuck the bots but facts bro. The crazy part is ur told ur a incel if u just observation that in the west a decent looking female from the middle class and expecially above middle class is highly privileged
Woman truly are living on easy mode while lecturing us about being "toxic"
I blame the men who had a super duper weak pimp hand
@@zenou-samaIV you just said super duper, you're no pimp
That’s BS, I was working as a CNA at a nursing home lifting old people out of their chairs, which most of them weighed like 3 to 400 pounds. Helping them out of the bath. These people again weighed like 300 to 400 pounds. Giving insulin shots to patients that if they don’t like how you did it, they will smack you. Sitting down with shit on there butt, if there’s no PCAs around guess what that’s your job cleaning them. Getting shoes thrown at you, because they’re just old and mean. Finding somebody shit on the stairs. Not all OK looking white women have it easy. there’s woman out there doing the nasty fucking jobs nobody else will do.
I love how this lady probably makes six digits doing nothing. But me working from 5pm - 7am in a warehouse only makes me a dollar above minimum wage.
I make 17 as a pharmacy tech. Videos like this make me physically ill
It's a tough job she has. Imagine the stress of deciding what color a button should turn when the mouse hovers over it. The world could literally end if she chooses the wrong hue.
And she's probably one of those feminists on Twitter who complain about the "wage gap".
I feel personally attavked by these comments. Way too fucking real for me.
I make less than 2 bucks an hour, working outside. Food costs more than in Western Europe.
I've half a mind to just go all in on denial and pretend this isn't real. :D
Meanwhile, the software developers are tucked away in a basement doing the actual work.
sd x accountants = the entire company
@@jonaswoxDon’t forget the custodians.
I was literally joking about that earlier
It’s like those movies where we see the perfect utopia on top when they secretly just have the class 1s and 2s work to just keep the power on
@@shotaaizawa1206 1927's Metropolis directed by Fritz Lang is a must see if you want to see a prime example of this.
Imagine if this girl woke up the next day, the office was completely rearranged into meeting rooms and office desks, with a research and engineering/IT lab. Her manager is like: “okay people, we had a fun time at orientation, time to get to work”. She’d probably be looking around like a lost dog, having a panic attack. It’d be a literal “snap back to reality”.
We don't know what she does for a living.. they show off the nice part of tech companies but there could be a lot of grunt work that isn't glamorous/TikTok worthy.. try working at a call center/contact center.
Not gonna lie. When she said I can finally relax I laughed. It's actually hilarious.
all that relaxing was so tiring and demanding. thank god her "job" allows her the free time to escape from all the free time.
Average hours at deloitte are 50-60 per week. People at investment work 80+ a week and dont get all this free bullshit.
Implying that her work was stressful at at LMAO 🤣 😂 🙃
This is cute and funny now... but when these females get to 40, childless and alone because they spend 20 years taking selfies and don't care about anyone or anything else...
Well thats going to be even more hilarious🤣🤣🤣🤣
I am an IT guy, no way in hell those morons work on something technical hard like Databases, Programming, Networks, Algorithms, those fluzies work probably in 'Social Media' and their 'job' is to make Photos and post stupid sh.t like she did with that strange 'work' video... I never made as much apostrophes as now...
- I'm going to Guatemala.
- Oh, you volunteered to help the poor.
- Nah, I'm going to party.
Gundam: "Life isn't supposed to be fair or fun! It's brutal!"
Child in Adult Body: "Am I so out of touch? No, it's reality that is wrong."
I work for a water/sewer dept. I could just imagine how much worse my day would be if I wore a badge showing my pronouns.
I think I could fit there. You all seem to be fine gentlemen.
Hey, my guy Doug!!
@@suprcrzy Suprcrzy! My homie, enjoyed your last vid.
I hear ya bro, i work for a sewer utility, i maintain lift stations, dirty work. This chick wouldn't last a day...makes me sick how easy theyhave it
I defer to Lawrence’s answer 😅
IDK about you guys, but having to stay at the office past 8pm to do childish "team bonding" exercises sounds like my personal hell.
Same. Having to give up my weekend or stay late so the management can pat themselves on the back for being such a team or family-oriented company sucks. That's the best part of my job now; I'm basically on my own, my leadership hardly ever bothers me except for the occasional QA, and when I finish my last appointment I can go straight home with no mucking about in the office.
That was an event day, basically the hardest she would work all year. She would normally go home at 5, I worked in this industry and know from experience.
I have been known to flat out refuse that kind of thing. You guys have fun, I'm going home. You're co-workers, not family. There will be no bonding, and you're not eating up my weekends or evenings without paying me. And I mean A LOT. As in this company will go bankrupt before I am satisfied with the income for you wasting my d@mn time when I should be at home relaxing.
"Team bonding"? I'd rather lock myself up in a bathroom with a bottle of whiskey and a revolver with a single bullet.
I would have taken that guitar from the hippy dude and started beating people over the head with if I was forced to participate in any garbage like that. What she sees as "life affirming" or whatever I see as childish and silly. When all of these tech companies shut down or revert back to normal work these little freaks will be like sheep in a wolf den.
You know she looks down at 95% of the people in her life.
As she's filming herself in the bathroom at the 8:00 mark, look how lovingly she's looking at herself - she loves herself more than anything. There will never be anything that comes between her and the camera.
It's so fucking embarrassing. How? How are these cretins not embarrassed?
She is SO In love with herself. And she's average looking, lazy and self centered...I'm so glad I've been married for 21 years. These women are insane
Imagine being so oppressed that corporations will pamper and cater to your every whim
It will all end soon.
It's unsustainable.
Especially when we are bring the poor immigrants to clean the toilets & baby sit & make organic chicken for $5.
Either the economy will collapse, or the poor people will start a revolution & hang all those "upper class".
Well, most likely the China will take over & these "Marketing/HR" girls will be washing the toilets.
Also imagine calling others fascist while gleefully encouraging the melding of government with corporations 🙃
Dude, it's not corporations.
You think the corporation care about Women & Black & Trans?
It's all government policies.
As Julian Assange said, the government job is to take money from the poor & give it to the rich.
It's the government who pays these corporations billions in Subsidies & grants & tax cuts & low tariffs & .....
The Corporations just do what the government tells them to do.
the Corporations cannot even fire people.
I did consulting & I've met people who literally do nothing & sometimes even making people to work so they don't get fired.
Someone has to clean these offices & toilets & feed these useless people.
You think the babysitters & cabbies & farmers & construction workers... make the same money & live like that?
I don't know.
Call it Nepotism or Corruption.
But it's not about education or hard work or experience.
It's bullcrap & it's unsustainable.
It's what we call a fall of society.
It's how all Empires end up.
You have more & more idiots in power.
And it will end very soon.
Technically, if you are used to those accomodations, the corporate can push you to do an actual job or just fire you
Kinda like getting into military for housing, they still gotta go to conflict area if conflict does happen, or they get dishonorable discharge & be homeless
I wish my employer would cater to my every whim. No, hang on, just one whim: more staff.
That interaction with the Guatemalan worker at the end of the video is an entire story in itself. Every single part of her body language conveys her suffering.
My god
Up until that clip I was wondering where the natives were in all the shots, figuring they’d have some kind of involvement. Then I saw her and realized just how bad it must be for them to see all this BS
I feel sorry for Guatemala
That was she was making screamed "God I hate these white bitches".
That part of the video needs to be shown to every far leftist that moans about privilege. That poor lady has true privilege shoved in her face every day. That plate of food she served probably cost that company more than what they paid her for the day.
“Who’s idea was it that building a little girl’s bike is a team building exercise?”
The manager that promised their kid a bike but couldn’t be bothered to build one themselves.
Actually, that exercise is to help them develop the skills for their next job for when the next recession really hits and gets all their useless asses fired
Oof
I have a less than glorious job. I'm a Ford Mechanic. I build my daughters bike in 10 minutes, but spent all day teaching her how to ride it. That second part is the only character building I need. To raise my daughters not too be these women.
Although, to be completely fair, that was probably the most manual labor these limp-wrists have had to do in months.
The look on that Guatemalan woman's face when serving the food says more than words ever could.
She probably has to throw away more food than her family can afford in a year just so Tiffany can have her low fat gluten free treats
Reminds me of the pained expression guy.
@@WickedWoden probably.
I once worked for a company like this not too long ago. It was a disturbing experience. Everyone was so childlike in their interactions with others that I knew it indicated that they were so hypersensitive that I could lose my job with one misstep or bad joke. The people were ostensibly nice... but when people are too nice, it indicates a pathological sensitivity and a reactionary and childlike mind.
Corporate were doing everything in their power to instill this mindset. When the periodic high level "all hands" meetings were held, I knew that the corporate leadership were put into place via quota because they certainly weren't qualified for their position. They didn't prioritize the work, they prioritized these odd political fantasies.
Of course the most high performing members in my department shortly left because in such a collectivist environment, merit isn't rewarded. Other companies offered them more so they left. For the same reason, I eventually left.
These corporations will continue to lose talent until they no longer have anyone who can do the job sufficiently. I'll never work for another company like that again. I succeed best where merit is rewarded and incompetence is punished.
This kind of people will ruin the world.
Very insightful.
Man I'm torn because I work for a company that doesn't reward hard work but rewards the 'yes' people.
The day to day work is great, but management is one fucked up CLOWN world episode after another!
First off, it's run by a female who is a former Police Officer. She's this little obese dummy who can't spell basic words, but frequently sends out emails with misspelled words lol. She's got the attitude that you think she'd have. Gotta make up for not having balls & being around men all day...
Then they just let a guy into upper management who his last job was a landscaper & he grew up in a $500,000 dollar house & he traveled the world on Mommy & Daddy's money. No job experience & he got the job over 3 other people who had a minimum of 7 years in this field!
He's fake as shit, & he's looking to start a business doing EXACTLY what we do & his parents will give him the money. So he'll eventually be looking to have the job of the female idiot who hired him & she can't see any of it because he's fake nice.
@@ClickClack_Bam I would quit on the spot. Doesn't matter how great the average day of work is for employees, bad management get the best businesses crumbling to the ground.
Hopefully self destruction will result
Keep in mind that gundam watches this stuff and then has to edit it for hours. The man is a legend.
Along with the help of Stu.
or still sane enough to do the editting from that app... ugh..
He gets payed for it lmao not that legendary
No wonder he feels suicidal all the time.
Couldn't be me going through this tiktok poison I respect him for it.
This is the effect of a high percentage of women in corporate management.
The tech industry especially has a lot of them, and it’s not a coincidence that they made daycares.
I used to work as a dishwasher and barely made enough money to pay rent and had a problem of holding that money for long. Her saying she has it hard in life, is like saying “let them eat cake”.
Her: Around 10pm it’s time to relax.
Me: I know. Playing with that teddy bear really took a toll on you.
Its so hard to do
If I go to bed at 10 I panic, I'd only have 6 hours to sleep and that's not good for my work.
I used to deliver UberEATS in Manhattan and I remember seeing a group of office worker women eating at a cafe , enjoying "avocado toast and Mimosa's" complaining how they have so few opportunities and how hard it was because of their gender.
Sounds like a skit show holy crap
This is the best thing I've ever read
I’d like to meet her so I can introduce her to a few of my female coworkers
These are the monsters that gender studies and CRT create. A bunch of entitled selfish parasites.
As a self admitted adult child, these people are still just the worst. I blame tiktac. I may build plastic robots in my spare time, but atleast I don't spend most of my time on Tiktik and selfies...and have NEVER taken a picture of my food in my life.
As someone who collects Pokémon cards with my friend, and another child-at-heart, the only time I’d ever take pictures of food is if I made it, the food was arranged in a cute face or something like that, or if the food was from a famous chef.
Even then, that’s very rare, and there’s no guarantee I would even post it at all (I rarely would)! Posting food pics if you’re not a chef has always been kinda confusing to me.
@@MollyMargolisBillCipherIsBae The closest I've ever come to taking pictures of food, is standing next to a slightly younger significant other while she took pictures of her food, that I made her, so she can brag to friends online about her bf making her dinner or whatever....And even then I rolled my eyes and said please don't do that.....I still blame Tiktac and Instagram and whatever else.
How are any of these companies still in business spending money to pamper these kids? 😂
I imagine 10pm was when she could actually relax.. imagine spending the whole day surrounded by people like that, always on guard in case you look, say or think something they'll be offended by.
Well played Peter. You got me.
Gundam battle operations 2 is legit good asf
Yea, obviously work shouldn't be giving you luxury treatment, but if you aren't an npc that job would probably be torture.
Are you kidding? Keeping your head down and doing your job is problematic for these people.
my country gives me government money because getting a job is so ridiculously hard that i rather live of welfare and even i have too actually do unpaid work in order to keep it and
its not relaxing actual work about the only perks is the welfare money and not being able to be fired
these people not only get fucking paid to do this they can just relax all day without a care in the world this video is actually boiling my blood
First woman was clearly in a training class. If she's doing auditing at Deloitte, she'll be posting her, "they wanted me to work too many hours so I quit" video soon.
yep 100%
Unlikely they’ll make it past the tax season
"Why I left Deloitte..." accompanied by a screenshot with her looking sad and phrases such as "we work 70 hours here" "no personal time" "toxic environment".
"Too many hours" so... one.
@@mephistopheles4910 I literally only saw my wife on weekends when I worked there. Most days I skipped meals so I could try and get home even ten minutes earlier. The best days were when you could steal leftovers from someone else's lunch meetings to eat at your desk.
I suddenly have a desire to see Mike Roe's reaction to this nonsense, but I don't want to watch a national treasure having a rage induced mental breakdown.
You mean Mike Rowe, the poser "working man?" He ain't no national treasure.
I guarantee you as a shoe salesman I have been yelled at worse than that Burger King lady. The amount of grown men who have screamed at me for ten minutes straight and made fools of themselves when I say I can't take their worn shoes back is ridiculous. I have to try my hardest not to laugh at them. They think the louder they get the more likely I am to change my answer. I've had stuff thrown at me too. Good times.
That last woman only lasted a month "living in a conscious community." After a month, she dumped her boyfriend, flew out to Mexico and partied like no tomorrow. She also probably got a train ran on her at the club. You see on her TikTok update where 2 dudes kiss her both sides of the cheek at a club.
Call her out and she scream "I'm a good person!"
Blame the parents who actually pay her bills, otherwise she would just work and stfu like normal people who need money to survive!
oh god...
Dude, link me or give me a term to search in google. I'd love to see it.
@@CrumpetsNBiscuits Idk the name of the article but BetterBachelor made a video about it called "Relationship and retreat to single belonging to the street in 30 days"
Watching this on my way to work at a physically demanding job where I make $2 above minimum wage and have to work 60+ hours a week. It definitely makes my blood boil that people are that out of touch.
It pisses me off too, thank f*ck I don't have kids to sustain!
These kinds of jobs are the first to get cut, however. There's so little gain for the amount that a corporation is putting out to babysit them like this. If they truly don't contribute anything to the company, when times are lean, these people are the first to go. And because they're young and seemingly have no life or job experience, they'll have no clue what to do.
It's not real man, these job are few n farm between. Why waste your energy on getting mad over someone else's luck?
There's no real skill you just get luck n get the job.
It's lil man energy, focus on getting an education, getting a better job, or doing well enough at your current to get management.
Most of the jobs are based on a competency hierarchy, you gotta put in the work get the credentials to move up.
@@sallymae3631 dude ever heard of it's easy said than done 😅
@@deedeenutz1799 nobody ever said life was gone be easy. You wanna have an easy life, you gotta earn it.
Sitting around blowing your energy n time watching tiktoks, n youtube videos about a dude bitching about some girl who's got a job that isn't real.
When I was younger I busted my ass at a warehouse N earned a few opportunities...
Id definitely find the time to grab a degree tho. It's a sure fire way to move up a hierarchy n get more money.
I say go for a degree bc I've had jobs where busting my ass n blowing everybody out the water for years got me nothing but burnout n depression, not even a raise. Some companies do t respect hard work, like when I worked for DCF in florida...Rick scott cut our funding n all my hard work was gone just like that. Happens all the time in big companies as a lil man trying to work up.
Get the degrees, community or lil colleges have cheap nursing programs, waste management, welding, whatever...get the certs, get the money. Time waits for no man. Start grinding.
The retreat girl got fed up with the peace of Guatemala, broke up with her boyfriend and flew to Mexico to party just two months after arriving. Such a hard life...
The grass is for grinding up to add to juice drinks. I learned this by making the mistake of paying 5 dollars for a smoothie once and the dude who looked 100 pounds soaking wet asked me if I would like for him to add wheat grass to the mix for an additional dollar. I was momentarily thunderstruck at such a concept.
Part 3 this fast? She's eating good. Unlike us actual workers
Get a job in a butcher shop. “Employee brisket? Just don’t tell the grocery workers about the hidden goodies of the meat cooler.”
yea we pay for our food and on the CLOCK
Cause we have to pay for our snacks and lunches lol
All I can think is these chicks must be crapping their brains out. I’ve never seen people eat so much and just graze throughout the day! I eat 1 and 1/2 meals a day. I know that’s unusual. But damn do these tech people eat!
@@baronhelius4596 this is all just marketing
The Guatemala one really got to me, especially since I have family in Mexico across the border. These people literally make life harder for the locals. It's even more ironic considering these are the same people constantly talking about being progressive and all that stuff
And these are the same people who push for open borders, screech "reecist xenophobia!" when we want more border security, and also screech "It's Latinx, not Latino/a, you istophobic bigot!" despite actual Latin Americans making it crystal clear they hate that made up woke term.
They'll never admit it but they only want illegal immigrants from Latin American countries just so they can use them for cheap labor. It's no wonder that woke mega corpos and hollywoke celebs keep pushing for open borders.
Sanctimony + smugness + Narcissism = what ever that was.
they dont care about the actual people, they ae just using the political agenda to progress inside the system, we know this trick very well here in Latin america, as long as you preach the correct political message you are rewarded with the best payed positions
It seems like the wokes absolutely love the idea of minorities serving/working for them.
"If you kick every Latino out of this country, then who is going to be cleaning your your toilet BaD oRaNg3 m@n?" - Kelly Osbournce on the view
"Why are you shipping these immigrants up North? We need them to pick the crops here" - Nancy Pelosi (allegedly quoting a farmer).
It's almost like they just want mass immigration for cheaper labor and hoping that the immigrants will blindly vote for them to give them more power. Woke politicans absolutely don't care about minorities or see them as people.
Then they get on twitter and tell white farmers and construction workers and whatnot that they're racist and privileged because they vote republican and deserve to be discriminated against for the sake of equity.
I was talking to a zoomer after I moved back to the US from Japan, and he was complaining about how hard it was working in the US (answering phones and scheduling for under 40 hours a week at more than minimum wage) and I was like... bro, I worked 60-80 hours a week. And he says 'oh wow that overtime must be sweet'. And I had to explain what a salary was.
That music played over the last video genuinely put me on edge while watching it. It felt like watching a dystopia where everything seems fine on the surface but once you peel back just a little it's rotten and prickly.
We appreciate all the cancer exposure digging through all this radioactive trash, Gundam.
I met one of these gals last night. She was plonked in my hood and HATES IT HERE! She’s a project manager for a mansion in the hills. She quit nursing school for this because she likes ordering people around and designing the space for ridiculous amounts of money. She’s not even qualified to place furniture! I realized, “Oh! She’s a diversity hire!”
this video made me miss she hulk...
@@ItsAGundam Dear God, the man is truly broken inside... 😦
Worked in an office where coffee wasn't an option.
They had those piles of grass to make juice.
Imagine having a meeting with HR because you snuck in your own coffee and in your own mug.
They gave me a written warning, I handed back a two week notice.
And then what happened?
That sounds like actual oppression. No coffee and just wheatgrass? Weird and awful.
I'm not much of a coffee guy, but even I would have been pissed in such a situation.
What was the reason you weren't allowed to bring in your own coffee? That rule makes no sense to me
WTF?
Watching these "influencers" hit the wall is the only satisfying content they produce & some can't even last 5 years before letting the booze, drugs, over consumption and parties completely age them to oblivion.
When Gundam said about people trying to get you fired for disagreeing with them, I felt that, a disney adult tried that on me
I do more work in 5 minutes as an electrician at a paper mill than these broads do in one week but they probably make as much if not more than me. What a time to be alive.
>broads
Nice to see some old-timers still kicking around. Godspeed, good sir.
@@mirceazaharia2094 bitches and ho’s more to your liking ?
im learning to be a construction/ electrician, any advice or knowledge?
My friend, they probably “earn” quite a bit more than you despite the fact that you are actually valuable to society.
@@Blazingmonolith1 a guy who picks dog shite off lawns is more important/valuable.
One dude with a laptop and a work ethic could replace all of those employees.
They get better treatment on a workday, than the average person would get on vacation.
I've worked in construction, emergency medicine, trucking and back to emergency med in the span of 10 years. They're all exhausting jobs that make you want to stay in bed and call in for the day, but I can at least clock in and clock out feeling like I did something productive to society. I seriously doubt these people can do the same.
What a great thing to listen to while I'm a male whos got two routes at the post office where one is 105 stops, and one is 117 stops, while I also work at a daycare with my girlfriend, while also going to college and applying to internships for programming where I can be the guy in the back that does the actual work while these girls get to have 5 coffee breaks a day to fulfill their diversity quotas and market themselves as "a fun place to work." My hands switched races again its so dirty and I haven't even been here 3 hours, and I scanned one of my packages and a skull with crossbones popped up and clicking the icon leads to "inhalation hazard" "poison gas" "toxic gas" while my truck smells like bleach mixed with rancid taco bell meat
Daycare🤣🤣🤣
Dont worry brother. When this shitheap foundation finally gives way and the world descends into chaos, you will be able to survive, and keep your family alive. All of these people with no real world skills or experience will be eaten up, figuratively and literally speaking.
I'd rather handle toxic waste then deal with other people's kids. I don't know how you do it
@@MASTEROFEVIL yo...it's the same thing. Baby diapers are foul.
This comment needs more likes
On one hand I'm actually worried about Gundam's mental health, on the other, I hope he keeps making these videos
He may need to go on a conscious retreat after this one
lets start a itsagundam vacation fund
@@marduke45
You know, if these "tech workers" can have adult daycare, why can't Gundam has one where he paints figures and reads manga all day
I think it be best to just ship him unto an Island and let him reflect everything so he could just find inner peace
@@CrimsonPisces113 we'll send every type of gunpla we can find: master grades, perfect grades, real grades. high grades. woth every tool available to him for what he needs.
The fact that you don’t know what wheat grass shots look like before they’re blended gives you so much more blue collar credibility.
It also makes me doubt my masculinity that I do
I'm genuinely curious about what these people make doing these jobs but I fear it'll send my overworked ass into an unbridled rage
“We can finally relax.”
Easy mode here is walking around in corporate Disney land and needs to relax.
🎩
🐍 no step on snek! 🇺🇸🇭🇰
It is very stressful to constantly be catered to lol
I worked for an IT company that had all the bells and whistles, including on-site hair care, laundry, and an arcade.
Companies like this are incredibly manipulative and basically evil, asking you to forego any sense of personal life and essentially commit 24/7 to working at the office.
that's what they ask of the men... the women is another story
deloitte isnt tech. Its consulting. How do people not know this? literally the biggest one on the world.
@@DiosanXaquerry What we're seeing in these kinds of videos are marketing interns, not full time employees.
Why would most people know about a job that’s essentially fucking worthless? Besides knowing who we should be beating the shit out of.
Same here. It's nice to have cool perks, but there are stuff which are just ridiculous. Just use that money to raise salaries and let us spend it however we want it lol
I love these videos, because I'VE LITERALLY EXPERIENCED THIS WORK-BASED DECADENCE.
I'm not gonna lie guys, its good, and you would love it too if you were there.
That being said, it does feel like Adult Daycare, that is an accurate description for it.
😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
She'd be the type to leave her job then do doordash and complain that she didn't get a $15 trip for traveling less than 1 mile.
I used to work for a catering company, I served and bussed tables. I tried to clear a woman's plate that was empty and she booped me on the nose and said "no no", like I was a dog. My first day I had a drunk guy slap my ass (I'm a man). These people would have had a nervous breakdown between that stuff and my bosses screaming at me.
gad damn
I honestly am very uncomfortable if I’m ever at an event or setting that has catering or something similar where people are “serving” you… even restaurants sometimes. I mean, I understand that it’s a job and you make your money that way, but treating it as anything other than ‘a business transaction’ like that makes me really uncomfortable.
I know it’s called the ‘service industry’, but it’s really weird to have other people ‘serving’ you. Honestly I would rather bus my own table if someone gave me the choice.
I can’t stand to make someone do more for me than the bare minimum their paycheck requires and I will never understand or respect these people who act so entitled and dehumanizing in such situations.
@@es68951 Stuff like that is why I prefer self-service.
Boop 😊
I work for a tech company (engineering department), let me tell you. These people feel so entitled, they freeload on snacks and food to the point they take back home shit it's fucking insane, keep in mind we are getting payed way into the 6figures; during company all-hands they have the audacity to complain about the variety of snacks, team offsites(paid fun time), and not "enough" PTO days. They hate when you call them out on this, they forget their privilege, the sad truth is that all tech companies are like this - no way escaping this culture in this industry.
I'm suddenly okay with replacing everyone in tech with a third world visa import worker.
@@truthoverlies6434 hey maybe that's their plan. Push the real workers out with this bs then they would have an excuse to hire imported worker over native workers
Karma gonna bitch slap all these beta folks back down to reality when the economy tanks at the end of the year.
What's the job these people are supposedly doing?
Unless you happen to work at blizz/act as a female
I kept having to look at the video title to remind me you are talking about people AT WORK.
Like many of us, I actually work for a living... so naturally im stunned. You are right Gundam, that is merely Adult Daycare.
Try my job, Powertrain engineer, one colleague died in his 30s of perforated ulcer and the other died in his 40s due to a heart attack. It took me that wake-up call to realize how far I pushed myself widhout even realizing it.
I work for a tech company and the most they did was... a fruit bowl in one office, free coffee at another, and discounted catered meals at another (that if you worked from home, you got an email advertising the meals but you couldnt have them!)
I honestly believe these coffee bars, instaselfie pods and oysters... these videos are taken by marketing teams. Because I have yet to see ANY company who does this for anything more than a marketing stunt or once a year for the company's birthday or something.
My guess is that D.U. probably stands for Deloitte University, which would be in-house training at a convention centre they own. The way she talked about team building, it was probably the start of their graduate program, where this year's new intake gets buttered up with all this touchy feely stuff so they feel special. The cost is almost irrelevant because it gets passed on to their clients via their ludicrous consultancy fees. They'll have a team of 20 people go and spend 4 months in some massive corporation that has a new CEO, charging them $2M for the advice to reduce staffing by 20%.
If that is true, then the marketing team needs to be fired for making them look like a bunch of useless idiots who don't do any actual work.
Lmfao I worked in hospitality for 10 years, you pull 12 hours shifts on your feet cleaning and carrying food, making drinks etc and you're lucky to get a free meal or a drink every once in a while.
Ive been to a facebook office. They have a bunch of catered food and “sleeping pods”, kitchens, quiet rooms, and more.
Me
*eating handfuls of painkillers to walk around 3 job sites managing nearly 100 people dosnt have time enough to eat garbage fast food while it's still warm*
Yeeeeeeeaaaaaah
Kind of wild that the actual coders are usually so abused, because they have to do a lot of crunching and all. Sure their pay is pretty awesome, but depending on the company it isn't really worth it. Then these people call themselves techies and all they do is play with plushies and eat for free.
Thank you kind person, I work in tech and you are a 1000% correct about this. I've worked at places where managers(of people non-technical) tried to sit next to me during a crunch to, and I quote, "make the job more fun". I damn near threw hands.
They are just diversity hires in hr department, because they cannot how programmers and people doing actual job if there will not be certain amount of diversity hires
I’ve heard about that. It sounds like the western version of the Japanese Animation industry.
Basically, all work without higher-ups understanding what is deliverable or what the amount of work is actually worth, and then stating that all of them work equally as hard.
My parents own their own business, and my dad has held multiple privileged positions in jobs. I don’t understand how people can just enter into those positions without working so hard (having prior experience, I mean) and appreciating the work they’ve done beforehand.
From the standpoint of someone with my background, a position where you do only minimal work/paperwork in a company is earned after years of work and effort, and should not be something that someone can just walk into as someone with no work experience at all. This is done so that you understand and appreciate the hard work that goes on in many, if not every sector of said company, and so you can make decisions and suggestions beneficial to those job positions and the company as a whole.
(Edit: when I say my dad has held those positions, I mean that he was promoted to them, and even elected as the best candidate for them. He worked his way up the chain, and his work history is super inspiring to me)
@@MollyMargolisBillCipherIsBae western? You mean Asian?
The company needs that work done by the deadline and when only 2/10 people in the office can do it...good luck to those poor bastards
The only time I go on my phone in the toilet is to escape the chaos that is work and for five minutes be alone and pretend there's peace in the world.
You can hear it in their voices that there's not even enough enthusiasm to make the TikTok videos...
These kids are dead inside!
Knowing how fucked up the world is is as painful as being a batman villain 😵🤣
With the global mess coming all of our way (probably sooner rather than later) all that I can think when I see these people living their soft and sheltered lives is that they're all lambs waiting to be led to the slaughter.
With the food shortage becoming more of a problem everyday their snack time is definitely going out to lunch for a real good while lol
Good riddance
Look up what happened to city people during the Bronze Age Collapse
I'm looking forward to the day it all goes to shit and all the corporations have to cut off all of the fat. These useless parasites will be the first to be let go.
I had the same thought - sooner or later reality is going to hit some of these people very hard indeed.
As a poor person living in a slum in Brazil, this got me really depressed.
We barely have money to pay for our basic needs and there's people complaining they live in a 1st world country with pretty much everything been given to them for free just because they exist.
Boy, that escalated quickly. I mean, that really got out of hand fast. - Ron Burgundy.
I worked in tech, they weren't this extravagant, but they did constantly push "bonding" & other "modern" things, despite literally no one caring whatsoever. They higher ups seemed treat everyone like toddlers when everyone just wants to work & go home.
Also, yes, from what I've seen, people in this industry only work about 20% of the time... even I was lazy. There's some that work like crazy, sure, but definitely not everyone.
Certainly: You need a few people who are actually experts, those do the actual work and the boss knows it, and the rest of them are there to comfort, fill quotas, if there´s a man contracting them, some implied sexism. They are just there to basically save taxes, is what i can imagine, to suck up budget and form a "mass" that can be relied upon: this way it becomes nearly impossible to complain and change the company, because the others(those who only play lego) are more and are happy with their..."work"....so what do you mean, union and rights?! what is that nonsense, I´ll get back to the oysters now...
So japanese model on "going to drinks with your boss & colleague" is the model for the future
Good to know
Just remember that every TikTok tech look at my job influencer is standing atop the shoulders of people who don't work in paradise.
when I did work all I wanted to do is go home, I can't stand being around people for the most part, even the thought of being stuck with the same people 24/7 is enough to want to end it all and worst as any horror movie there ever was, is or will be.
"the dangers of a gassed up mid" sounds like a goosebumps paperback lmfao
we had adult daycares, but I called them something else. We called everyone adults there and treated everyone equally!
They were called nutwards or prisons. At least that how things used to be.
@@imnotcreative2214 you don't get it?
See the profile pic 😂
@@ghosttheprogram6973 he was wrong for that
@@ghosttheprogram6973 lol Oh I get it I'm just having trouble believing it not that I doubt Gundam. I'm talking about crazy people when they screwed up in life they go of to nutwards or prison and don't get let out for a long time. I do more work mowing my lawn in the front of my house and I don't get paid anything it's just a chore for me that I do in the spring, summer, and fall. And that is not including my real job and this chick gets to play with Legos at her place of work. I would go a step further I do more work writing a book (Yes I am writing a action/adventure/fantasy novel) and I only have 21 pages so far than this girl has done in this video.
@@imnotcreative2214 that would be totally fair
Heck even if you'd only done 2 pages (1 honestly) I'd still say you're doing more work 😂🤣🤣🤣
Imagine if we fed construction crews and sewage workers half as well as this…
That would be nice, sometimes I don't eat lunch and I work in residential framing
A very good video essay.
Sad to say I don’t get to complain too much. I’m a dishwasher and get free lunch so maybe I oughta get a harder job.
And they deserve it more then consultants do, construction crews and sewage workers keep the world running while consultants run corporations into the ground.
They actually do the hard work so they need the calories and good nutrition required for a manual labor job. All for it.
I work in a lumber mill that makes doors these people wouldnt last 5 mins inside the warehouse or anywhere near the plant.
The reason I couldn't work a job like this is because no real work is being done and if its like that I would rather go home then stay there
*puts hands together*
*inhales deeply*
WHEN DO THESE PEOPLE DO ANY TYPE OF MEANINGFUL WORK?!?!
Work is foreign to these people.
@@ajclements4627 Pretty much 🤦♀
Average working hours for starters is 50-60. Once your senior that goes up to 70+. This is the industry with the most suicides due to complete isolation of workers. If they dont have all this bulllshit to atleast offset some of that, those suicide numbers would be even higher.
@@bananalover721 a quick google search says you are laying
They don't. A few handful of people do 90% of the work and get no recognition. My spouse worked in IT and was one. Handed in her notice after 7 years because she was tired of it.
Work/life balance? I haven’t seen this girl do any work yet, and we’re through her entire work day. I have worked as a software engineer for several of the major tech companies, and while I would never say that our jobs are hard compared to what literally anyone in retail or blue collar jobs does, at least the engineers actually work. Like… my team is responsible for building, operating, and monitoring the software that builds, operates, and monitors all of the other software at the company. The fact that we have people like this at my company makes me want to get promoted high enough to fire them. What a waste of money. What a fucking joke.
I work construction on the weekdays and I'm a farm hand on the weekends. These type of people wouldn't last 5 mins in my world.
I'm glad they get a chance to rest after working so hard I only work 12-16 hours 6 days a week doing road construction so I wouldn't understand the stress of a demanding job such as theirs
My dudes, this is not an average worker in Deloitte. This is someone from HR doing marketing to make kids think this is how Deloitte works and work there.
Well someone has to do some actual work to keep a company like that in business. I'm going to guess it's a man who gets shit on by about 7 levels of management 5 days a week.
TikTok and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.
It is here after a prolonged time:
If you are reading this, then you are wasting precious time reading the comments. You will probably comment or like this, but you will waste more time. You are now thinking what I am on about, probably thinking that I am on something. However you are just wasting more time reading my comment. I have just wasted precious moments of your life that you could have spent sleeping or smoking weed. If you just realised, I have wasted more time explaining that I have wasted time. For this reason you might as well like this comment, as you might as well waste more time. Thank you for your wasted time.
Seems like it. Time to do some clean up.
So nice to see company’s like these closing down everyday 😂
"OMG work was so hard, I got so tired playing with toys all day that I had to unwind at the bar with my coworkers. How was your day?"
I just did the work of three people on an overnight shift out in the remnants of Hurricane Ian.
Right on time Gundam, i was starting to gain faith in humanity.
Porkchop, this too, shall pass. Peace. Don't let this astounding display of disgusting idiocy upset you too much.
Remember, that there have always been subhumans on this Earth. And, God willing, there will be subhumans in the future as well.
Don't lose faith in Humanity, lose Faith in tech companies.
The Guatemalan women's face is priceless. One look at the OP's face, and she's questioning her life choices.
No i think she is questioning life.
@@SIPEROTH Life. Life choices. Same difference. "How did I end up here?"
“Why are we here? Just to suffer?”
I bet 95% of all that food at these daycare centers ends right up in the garbage.
I broke down like this once. After work, alone in my car, after months of working 15 hour shifts 6 days a week...
when people dont bother going outside to touch the grass, the company bringing it inside...to the tables of foods🤣
The nutters spent their entire lives being coddled and noticed, it all went straight to their heads.
millennials and zoomers are some of the most spoiled generations thanks to their idiot boomer/gen x parents. i was spoiled too and it ruined me!!
I work construction. You don't want me filming in our bathrooms.
I was suspended from Google Ads, so I submitted an appeal, and the form says to expect a decision in 5 days. It's been five weeks, and not a peep. I even sent a follow-up. I guess everyone at Google and the rest of Silicon Valley are too busy doing self-care sessions.
"Science is hate speech?!"
Those dirty feeweeng criminals!
I felt that in a personal level in a quantum space.
As someone with a computer science degree I’m relieved I wasn’t accepted into one of these jobs because of “experience”. I probably would’ve been more bitter and miserable than I am right now.
SWE here. Misery follows us. Fiji to a garbage dumb. You're in hell.... waters warm 😂😂
On the contrary, you’d me relaxed and getting your yoga massages and veggy shakes in 😂
@@milton7763
Would you do it for a veggy snack?
🤣
This is really absurd
*Big* *Tech* *CEO:* "I just bought this bike for my daughter and I don't want to put it together... maybe I could have my workers do it for me and I'll just call it a team bonding exercise."
The department head was known for lunch breaks of such epic proportions that one day he stepped out and hasn't returned for 5 years. His desk was kept in the same condition as he left it in the knowledge that he will soon return and put in a solid afternoon's work.
The last clip was really sad my God! The locals are ACTUALLY working hard while the foreigners are living their life to the fullest while doing some "work" at the same time. I can just imagine the pain she feels after seeing those people have such "hard" day at work. Like, fuck man!
I remember when people gave the older retired guys sh*t for being a consultant (doing jack all), now it's girl boss hours. I'll take the bets of how much she actually knows about the industry she's in.
These are sugar babies that don't want to admit that they're sugar babies. It's pretty telling when your job has a dedicated makeup station and your position is some vague nonsense like "bullshit consultant" or "needless coordinator". When downsizing is around the corner, you either "rise to the occasion" or lose your cushy job.
Probably doesn't know and doesn't care. Not once was there any mention of "work". Having a meeting is not "work" and whatever this was she is still not doing actual work.
“Yeah I finally got to relax after I played with Teddybears, making patchworks and assembling kids toys”
I was a contractor for 2 years at one of these companies and this by and large accurate. That is not to say the full time employees dont work hard or arent skilled. They are there because they are excellent at their jobs for the most part. They are extremely talented, but there are definitely a few bad eggs to say the least. Also as a contractor I always got a distinct feeling of being a second class citizen even though you do just as much work as everyone else. Things like official emails saying here this awesome upcoming event, but not for you contractors. One time the whole department gets customized hoodies and make a big show of handing them out, but not for me or the other contractor. It was so awkward. I moved on to another job at a smaller tech company but very successful in its field and by no means "small" and they were much more normal. People there still treat each other like human beings and the perks are much more reasonable. Do I miss the over the top perks? You are damn right I do, but it was honestly kinda unhealthy for me both mentally and physically (too much free food). I cant imagine how it is warps the personalities of these 20somethings.
This is what happens when there’s no competition. My workplace has a ton of competitors, so we’re working the best we can and we provide the best service in the country. These tech companies can be as incompetent as they want because there’s no one there to provide a better alternative.
Really a boomer take. We are in the late-empire and competition is undesirable for there is already enough upheaval with the currency collapsing. These people are basically a priest class meant to moralize the middle and lower classes and show them if they're virtuous enough they to will be given access to the enormous amount of quickly consolidating wealth.
Not for long. Change is in the wind.
There is no better alternative because the government allows them to operate as monopolies.
@@neohermitist Not allows. Government is the ones who made them into monopolies. Just like how big stores and manufacturers often push regulations and rules that make starting harder.
We can only pray that all these tech "jobs" Gundam has covered in the last few vids are going to end in a "Belko Experiment" type scenario,livestreamed for our entertainment....😃
I am afraid to ask what is a "Belko experiment"
Edit: never mind it is just a moive thought it was some fucked up experiment gone wrong in the worst way possible
@@dankmemes8254 Ah,I get ya.....what if it turns out it was a twisted "human" version of the "mouse utopia experiment" then?
(In hindsight,THAT'S actually more plausible too, and potentially as entertaining if it's livestreamed.....)😉
Recently, half of Deloitte audits were found to be deficient (about 44%). Can't imagine why
It's like watching a kid trying to convince everybody that it's a grownup.