Plutonium poisoning in a Montenegrin 3rd Division game, the home team is losing 19-0 at HT, 10 of their players collapse at the same time and the 11th player has gone missing. It sounds so bizarre that it seems like fiction.
I think I know what happened: its FM console edition, and the Njegos manager tried to use Dodgy Lasagna to get a result, but accidentally applied it to his own team
An angle that nobody seems to be considering is maybe somebody was so pissed at their own team losing that they poisoned them with plutonium. It's the Balkans, who knows lol
God I love the ex Yugoslavia countries. We really are a gift that keeps on giving. I can only imagine the shit that would be going on if we still had a united league.
@@milaninter2442 you know what's even less original than using an existing meme format? replying to said meme with "Wow very original". And yes, I'm aware that me then replying to you to point that out is also not in any way original...
Greetings Z, I have been following you for 3 years and this is the first time you mention my country (Montenegro) in your video. Milan Knezevic, in addition to the things mentioned at the beginning of the video, is also a member of the board of FK Zeta and in a satirical way he only depicted the situation. after 19:0, the players obviously had enough of football, and in order not to receive additional penalties, they simply decided to simulate injuries. But perhaps the more interesting fact is that the aforementioned "gentleman" in the month of May managed to fix a match for filling the second Montenegrin football league,He was caught in that, so the second Montenegrin league this season has 9 clubs instead of 10.. And that is just one of the many strange things that happen in this league. phantom goals, mistakes by the referee beating the fans) but we are already too far down this rabbit hole. If you are interested in more things from Montenegrin football, feel free to contact me. Who would have thought that such a league exists in Europe in the 21st century...
This has like a back to the future sequel that never got made. If the missing player isnt a potential spy that poisoined his teamates with plutonium from grat great great grandad's DeLorean time machine specs that he finds in an old notebook I dont know whole he could be 😂 sertiouslythough, this is wild... definitely top tier Zea
Last time a heard plutonium and a football team was when Russia used it to assassinate a guy and the assassin went to watch arsenal while he was in London
It is polonium that has been used, not plutonium. Plutonium is extremely and I mean extremely rare in nature. Essentially all plutonium that is around in the world is man made for either nuclear reactors or nuclear weapons. I have extreme doubts about it being plutonium poisoning because of how rare and controlled plutonium actually is.
to be honest I'm shocked more don't go that deep. Scoring a penalty should be the one thing any professional football player can do. I took dozens in my time playing Sunday League as a kid, never missed one. I was a goalie and I barely ever saved one, either. If done even half competently they're basically impossible to save, even when you pick the right way and time it perfectly. Taking a penalty for a football player should be like taking free throws for a basketball player, everyone should be able to do it, but a penalty is much easier to score than a free throw. We should see penalty shootouts that go 20-30 deep on a regular basis. If you had a similar system in basketball with free throws it would definitely go that deep every time. It's embarrassing that footballers are so bad at taking penalties.
Just saw this week's FNG video immediately before this vid, and he also covered this story, making the intro of your video x10 funnier to me, LOL. Anyways, what an insane story that is!
Zealand - love your zealandism videos. i think if you haven't already you need to look at what the " FC Rot-Weib Erfurt" fans did during their regional cup game at "Carl zeis jenna" game on October 12th it's completely bonkers and i think your views who might not have seen it will love it.
What would be interesting to know is who the stake holders of Djagos are and how they are involved since that one guy writing the letter seems to accuse them of the poisoning
I guess they weren't even successful in the "does anyone have any friends or family members that want to play?" As they had to start the game with only 10 players and no substitutes AT HOME
This makes no sense...the 11th olayer couldnt be found? Even then why would there only be 10 players on the field? Surely in that situation you would make a substitution at half time and start the second half with his replacement, you wouldnt just shrug and play with 10 men. And I find it incredibly hard to imagine that anyone at all cares enough about 3rd tier Montenegrin football to poison one of the teams. And certainly not the worst team in the league, what would even be the point? It seems like its basically a free win for anyone that plays them
its satire xD The MP Milan Knezevec that is mentioned in the video is "known" for satiric and ironic rants. In reality, that team can't field 11 players and they're always losing - after losing 19 goals to zero after 70 minutes, their lads probably decided to just fake a collective illness and pack it home early xD Because there's nothing in the rules that says they can't do it.
Okay but what was the score at half time at least? This is absolutely ridiculous, so ridiculous it most likely isn’t true but this is the Balkans after all….
"Democratic People's Party" I can't be the only one who thinks that name probably doesn't align with their actual beliefs? I just wonder whether they're actually fascists or communists, could go either way in that area of the world.
It s usually communist parties that call themselves “democratic” not fascist ones lol (see “Democratic People s Republic of Korea” for North Korea for one)
I find it hard to believe that a guy with a jar of Nutella next to his PC is training for a marathon
Color me surprised
😆
Get your fats in before 10am.
Probably why his tummy hurt.
The jar is actually full of Plutonium. That's where he gets his energy from.
Zealand training for that marathon is a conspiracy theory
You beat me to the joke
Or stretching
Or working on a better hair line
Didn’t know that my favorite Montenegran 3rd division club was playing FC Chernobyl this week
You should never buy underwear from Chernobyl... Chernobyl fall out.
God I wish the Balkans were real
Me too man
this must be a joke I'm not familiar with. I assume it has something to do with the fact no one can agree on exactly what the Balkans are?
@@bipolarminddroppingsno it’s just a common internet meme to say “place x or y isn’t real” or “I wish x place was real”
People do it Wyoming here too
@@bipolarminddroppings No. They say "I wish it were real" because events there seems so wild or outlandish as to not be possible.
@@waahaah861 wrong
Plutonium poisoning in a Montenegrin 3rd Division game, the home team is losing 19-0 at HT, 10 of their players collapse at the same time and the 11th player has gone missing.
It sounds so bizarre that it seems like fiction.
They were most probably poisoned at halftime andlosing 19-0 in the 70th minute. We don't know the halftime result.
Type shit you would have a documentary about 40 years later on National Geographic or some bullshit
Nah bro when you said the 11th player is missing I had to spit take
The 11th player couldn't be poisoned by plutonium and they swooped him and brought him to a military lab to make him a super soldier
The 11th guy who was one who poisoned them, obviously...
Fm25 had better have radioactive poisoning as a possible injury or it's just not worth getting imo ☢
FM25 has women playing in it, it's not worth getting.
My Regen are out for 9 months because of flu so it's possible it's already in the game rn
@milaninter2442 such edge, much cool
@@milaninter2442 FM24 had you playing it and we all played, so it's probably going to be alright. Edgy incels dont even have a professional league
Def a Top 5 Zealandism.
I think I know what happened: its FM console edition, and the Njegos manager tried to use Dodgy Lasagna to get a result, but accidentally applied it to his own team
Plutonium poisoning? Just walk that off.
If it doesn't kill you, it makes you stronger, like Hulk strong.
Modern players are so soft they can't even handle a bit of ionising radiation, game's gone.
Hey Zealand, the Irish Guy is doing PL predictions against other youtubers. You should take a shot at it and make him run a marathon if you win
7:50 it simply means they started the game 1 player short (which probably explains why they are dead last with zero points)
Yeah I think that’s just a translation issue
An angle that nobody seems to be considering is maybe somebody was so pissed at their own team losing that they poisoned them with plutonium. It's the Balkans, who knows lol
Wow. This makes the Nani stealing a fan's jersey story sound normal
God I love the ex Yugoslavia countries. We really are a gift that keeps on giving. I can only imagine the shit that would be going on if we still had a united league.
Incoming Njegos FM24 save!
This is like one of those movies thats so far fetched it just becomes a comedy.
I feel this all ties back to Everton somehow.
Another 60pts deduction it is.
Wow very original, haven't heard that one yet.
@@milaninter2442 I know right? Mind blowing
@@milaninter2442 you know what's even less original than using an existing meme format? replying to said meme with "Wow very original". And yes, I'm aware that me then replying to you to point that out is also not in any way original...
@@bipolarminddroppings I'm sorry, my parents taught me not to communicate with crazy. 🤝🏻
Greetings Z, I have been following you for 3 years and this is the first time you mention my country (Montenegro) in your video. Milan Knezevic, in addition to the things mentioned at the beginning of the video, is also a member of the board of FK Zeta and in a satirical way he only depicted the situation. after 19:0, the players obviously had enough of football, and in order not to receive additional penalties, they simply decided to simulate injuries. But perhaps the more interesting fact is that the aforementioned "gentleman" in the month of May managed to fix a match for filling the second Montenegrin football league,He was caught in that, so the second Montenegrin league this season has 9 clubs instead of 10.. And that is just one of the many strange things that happen in this league. phantom goals, mistakes by the referee beating the fans) but we are already too far down this rabbit hole. If you are interested in more things from Montenegrin football, feel free to contact me. Who would have thought that such a league exists in Europe in the 21st century...
I bet it’s about the third league in Montenegro
To time travel, I put one of those players on the passenger seat of my Delorean.
Can't wait to hear further developments on this story, that I'm sure will raise the crazy-level to 5000!
"Bury the lede" This phrase was coined by Zealand.
And I feel bad about giving spoiled potato salad to the away team in the Parana state second tier. Plutonium is foul.
This has like a back to the future sequel that never got made. If the missing player isnt a potential spy that poisoined his teamates with plutonium from grat great great grandad's DeLorean time machine specs that he finds in an old notebook I dont know whole he could be 😂 sertiouslythough, this is wild... definitely top tier Zea
Ten players fall ill, poisoned, and the 11th is "missing".
Hmmmm... I may not be Sherlock Holmes, but I reckon I know who the prime suspect is...
90+6=99 gotta be a conspiracy theory too
Kenezeviç dropping Plutonium poisoning and then going "not suspicious at all, see you next week champ"
Respect for the Nutella jar next to you.
It takes me 10:48 seconds to clip the nails on my right hand!
Proof that the inspiration needed for a hold over save for FM24 can come out of nowhere.
That missing player had enough of his team being ass so casually laced the half time oranges and dipped 😂
Last time a heard plutonium and a football team was when Russia used it to assassinate a guy and the assassin went to watch arsenal while he was in London
It is polonium that has been used, not plutonium. Plutonium is extremely and I mean extremely rare in nature. Essentially all plutonium that is around in the world is man made for either nuclear reactors or nuclear weapons.
I have extreme doubts about it being plutonium poisoning because of how rare and controlled plutonium actually is.
@@abeginningwoodworker8169maybe it was polonium and there was a translation error.
10 Njegos players were clearly not feeling very Honey BBQ that day.
still waiting for the Preston vs Fulham Vid, 16-15 on pens is beyond insane
to be honest I'm shocked more don't go that deep. Scoring a penalty should be the one thing any professional football player can do. I took dozens in my time playing Sunday League as a kid, never missed one. I was a goalie and I barely ever saved one, either. If done even half competently they're basically impossible to save, even when you pick the right way and time it perfectly.
Taking a penalty for a football player should be like taking free throws for a basketball player, everyone should be able to do it, but a penalty is much easier to score than a free throw.
We should see penalty shootouts that go 20-30 deep on a regular basis. If you had a similar system in basketball with free throws it would definitely go that deep every time. It's embarrassing that footballers are so bad at taking penalties.
@@bipolarminddroppings not sure it would go that deep for the free throws, the bigger players tend to suck at them
Man this is a Zealandism all timer
Zealand goggins the marathon runner
Just saw this week's FNG video immediately before this vid, and he also covered this story, making the intro of your video x10 funnier to me, LOL.
Anyways, what an insane story that is!
This is going to make a killer Netflix show one day
I bet Richard Wilson couldn't believe it!
I can 100% imagine plutonium poisoning would be an issue in the Fallout Football League
Zealand - love your zealandism videos. i think if you haven't already you need to look at what the " FC Rot-Weib Erfurt" fans did during their regional cup game at "Carl zeis jenna" game on October 12th it's completely bonkers and i think your views who might not have seen it will love it.
Wow ive spent the whole of yesterday creating a fully fleshed out FM24 Montenegro database , weird
The Balkans always deliver with the wacky stuff
I'm still waiting for the Julian 'Zealandism' episode on here.
What would be interesting to know is who the stake holders of Djagos are and how they are involved since that one guy writing the letter seems to accuse them of the poisoning
What a story to tell grand childs about.
I was indeed not expecting that.
SI's about to give FM25 CK3 level stakes
Waiting for the follow-up video, "Plutonium Poisoning Situation Gets Even Crazier"
Careful there isn’t plutonium in that jar of Nutella
If anything happens with the Brentford players today arrest Ten Hag
Oh I thought this had something to do with Infantino and his plans to reform football.
Bruh is the missing player even alive??? What if he collapsed somewhere?
I wish this video was about Derry City, most romantic club in land lad
Really missed a "I don't believe it" joke after revealing his name was Richard Wilson.
Have they tried Loans tho?
they should bring some dudes in on loan to replace the plutonium poisoned dudes
I guess they weren't even successful in the "does anyone have any friends or family members that want to play?" As they had to start the game with only 10 players and no substitutes AT HOME
@@wachtwoord5796 well if i recall it right they were 11 but one gone missing no ?
No, Richard Wilson was Victor Meldrew
I love that man’s land strip ❤
Nice emotional support tub of nutella on the desk
Wild thumbnail conspiracy
Running?
This makes no sense...the 11th olayer couldnt be found? Even then why would there only be 10 players on the field? Surely in that situation you would make a substitution at half time and start the second half with his replacement, you wouldnt just shrug and play with 10 men. And I find it incredibly hard to imagine that anyone at all cares enough about 3rd tier Montenegrin football to poison one of the teams. And certainly not the worst team in the league, what would even be the point? It seems like its basically a free win for anyone that plays them
its satire xD The MP Milan Knezevec that is mentioned in the video is "known" for satiric and ironic rants. In reality, that team can't field 11 players and they're always losing - after losing 19 goals to zero after 70 minutes, their lads probably decided to just fake a collective illness and pack it home early xD Because there's nothing in the rules that says they can't do it.
The burying of the lead on this one is impressing
Only 10 players got poisoned. So they got a first half red card and that guy avoided getting plutonium poisoning.
Oh no he might have just vanished at some point, that's even more wild.
This is so crazy….make it clap pls
There's something sketchy about that 11th player disappearing and then all the other 10 players end up poisoned.. I'm just saying..
i already need a follow up video
they weren't poisoned with plutonium at half time. You don't need to be an expert on anything to know that.
was it the 11th player that poisoned the players????
This is the definition of WTF 😬😂
i forget plutonium is a real thing, i just think of the server they put the old call of dutys on
i knew that’s what the video was about
When even the video creator admits that 3 minutes of "this story that I'm about to tell you" is too much 🤦
The P in PEDs doesnt stand for plutonium now does it?
Okay but what was the score at half time at least? This is absolutely ridiculous, so ridiculous it most likely isn’t true but this is the Balkans after all….
Could it have been the man who went missing?
Jokes on you I heard this story on FTW first
Everybody askin when Zealand did run, but nobody asks how his run was 😢
He poisoned his own players in order to get the game abandoned and blames it on the opponents so as to void the score!
shoot not 9/11 Conspiracy theories. that was my guess
i had no idea
FNG told me about this first. I already knew about it before watching this Z do better
Plutonium poisoning must be so embarrassing, Pluto is not even a planet
Montenegro
What about running 😢
Zealand. I request you visit this club and find the truth.
I think the missing player did it
Zeal and
"Democratic People's Party" I can't be the only one who thinks that name probably doesn't align with their actual beliefs? I just wonder whether they're actually fascists or communists, could go either way in that area of the world.
Communists never hide their beliefs. If it was a communist party it would either have "communist" or at the very least "socialist" in the name.
It s usually communist parties that call themselves “democratic” not fascist ones lol (see “Democratic People s Republic of Korea” for North Korea for one)
bro probably hasnt even for a jog today
Why are you here if you're not watching the videos
@@ninjalectualxi made the comment first,,its not that serious
I don't believe it...
American led
That Nutella got a whole in the middle
All I can think about is Jimmy Neutron when he mentioned plutonium lol
The forehead, the voluptuous hair, talking about plutonium
checks out ngl
only balkan people understand this video
1st! Fell off 0 zeros 😮
I don't believe it
The irony is I actually heard this earlier on in someone else's video 🤣