I get the sentiment but it's not like Sven (RIP) and Capello were any good at the job despite Gerrard, Lampard, Rooney, Ferdinand, Scholes, Cole etc all in their primes were playing. Still for the best though since there's not really any good English managers out there.
" We are on a dangerous path with this foreign appointment. It's a slippery slope that will lead to us potentially winning a trophy. And that's just not cricket old chap" - Media.
@@jimsbooksreadingandstuff wasn't that team one of the most hated teams in the top division because of how they won it as well? Or am I getting my Leeds teams mixed up? 😂
Tuchel has shown tremendous warmth towards England and English football. He's been open about wanting to return to England and so for me I'd rather have him as manager then some tax avoiding inept who spends most of their time burning themselves on the Costa del Sol. If Tuchel at some point decides to join in with singing God Save the King and maybe even at some point he comes to identify as being at least part English - based on the fact that he's lived in England for some time, has mastered the language and has made a tangible contribution to the nation (as our national team manager) then I'd be happy to call him a fellow countryman. Good luck Mr Tuchel. I'm looking forward to this next stage in the England story.
TBH I started paying attention to football more regularly when he was with Chelsea and nothing about him really gave it away to me that he wasnt English. Given I didnt listen to interviews closely but even then he's got the language down better than 2/3 of Americans or Brits.
That's the funniest thing about the racist angle via/Tuchel. Not only has he repeatedly expressed an affinity with English football, but he's felt unappreciated in Germany for awhile now. The German press mocked this appointment, labelled it desperate. I'm sure he'd take just as much satisfaction & pride at knocking Germany out at the World Cup as England manager as an Englishmen would. Probably more as his reasons for it go beyond some archaic sense of values, it's a personal prejudice for him.
The people who overthrew their British king because he didn't want to discriminate against catholics and then invited a German dynasty to rule complaining about a German manager.😅
What's hilarious to me is how one sided the supposed rivalry between England and Germany is. The Germans don't care about England. Oh Englands beat them in a final 6 decades ago. Boo hoo. West Germany and Germany have won 3 Euros and 3 World Cups since 1966. They moved on a long time ago.Their big rivals are the Dutch and think it's hilarious that Tuchel is managing England.
Majority in Germany is kind of afraid of the England team under tuchels command...suddenly they are serious contenders. Under Southgate you knew that sooner or later they would disappoint
@@BillyBob-e3p point being nobody cares, I'm German, can confirm, literally don't give a shit about England in football we just hate the Premier League because it stands for everything wrong in modern football
A country that overthrew its British (Scottish) dynasty because the king didn't want to discriminate against catholics and then handed the throne to a German dynasty because the legitimate British claimants were catholic, complaining about a German manager is hilarious.😅
@@BillyBob-e3p he wanted to end discrimination against catholics while Parliament didn't. Hence why he was seen as "ignoring Parliament" because he did ignore their draconian policies against catholics and religious minorities and that is what angered them.
Funny thing is that Curtis Woodhouse is so passionately against having a foreign manager under any circumstances, but a tweet resurfaced from a couple of years ago saying Southgate shouldn't manage England at the 2022 World Cup and that we should bring in Wenger (a Frenchman) short term...
So... Only 3 managers out of 20 in the Premier League are English (4 if you want to include Russell Martin. Born in England but represented Scotland). The 3/4 English managers haven't won a single major trophy between them and the last English manager to win one of 4 trophies was Harry Redknapp in 2008...16 Years ago. No English manager has won the Premier League. The last English manager to win the 1st division was Howard Wilkinson in 1992...32 years ago. The vast majority of the backroom staff are foreign. Only 2 owners / majority shareholders out of 20 in the Premier League are English. Under 50% of the players in the Premier League are English. (think it's about 40% but don't have the data to hand). But all of the sudden it's a big problem that we've got a foreign person managing England...
You forgot to mention the manager of the Euro-winning England Women’s team is Dutch, meaning there is precedent for *an* English national team having a foreign coach
Another thing is that no English manager has won the premier league, since 1985 only two have won the main league twice (Scotland may be to blame), when you did have an English manager there were so many insulting his style of play. To remind those (not you), his worst performance at a tournament was a quarter final finish in the world cup against France. To me, the English fans really remind me of Ghanaian fans, but in a way better position: they can never be happy, nor patient, with their managers
True this, Take this into account. Last time an English manager to win the Premier league/First division: 1992 Last time an English manager to win Champions League/Europacup 1: 1984 Last time an English manager to win: FA cup: 2008 Last time an English manager to win: League cup: 2004
I'm not british, but isn't england and germany are rival? i think it will be different if they appoint other foreign manager than german manager.. maybe like guardiola or unai emery, or like slot or koeman, or maybe like bielsa or laudrupp.. didn't think they'll angry about it. but idk
The Daily Mail once again being a national disgrace :/ oddly enough they were VERY keen on the Germans going all Brownshirty during the 20’s and 30’s. Edit: Alfie mentioned it during the vid.
@@joshuafrimpong244 It’s very true. There’s plenty of old releases of The Daily Mail before the outbreak of WW2 that were very keen on German Fascism. You might be even be able to find some examples on the Internet if u look hard enough.
Best German players in the premier league of all time. (Day 688) Alternativly you could do "Best German players who played outside the Bundesliga" or something like that if you prefer. I will not give up until the video is made or Alfie himself tells me to stop. Everyone else telling me that will be ignored. If you don't believe my number, just go back to the previous videos. I'm at the bottom most of the time, but I'm there.
Klinsmann, Ziege, Hamman, Lehmann , Ballack, Rudiger. Probably a few others but I'm on the bog so don't really have a ton of time to think about it right now.
They have a German king, they have a giant painting of German G.F. Handel at the heart of Westminster who had a massive impact on English culture, they literally crown their kings and queens to German music ... but a German coach? Now THAT'S impossible! 😂
As a german i have just one thing to say: Youre welcome England, now you finally have a world class manager able to utilize the best national team of the past 4-6 years.
You know what we say about this in Germany? "We wouldnt have any problems with appointing a top English manager as national coach ..." *everyone in the room dies from laughter*
I genuinely think the Germans would be open to appointing and English manager if they‘d be in the same situation as England now. They almost appointed Van Gaal last time around.
To be fair, there are plenty of far better German managers than there are English. Flick, Nagelsmann, Tuchel, Klopp, Schmidt and Hoeness are all better than every English manager. Maybe Howe is better than a couple there but there's no reason Germany would appoint an Englishman for that reason alone
But WiLl He SiNg Da NaShNuL aNtHeM??! Fucking melts. Not even our own players and fans can sing the national anthem. No one seems to know the words and everyone is out of time and key. You watch Wales and they raise the roof in beautiful, bombastic harmony. You watch England and everyone's mumbling and stumbling because they've got all the musical talent of beached whale being dragged back into the sea.
To be completely fair here, it's not a singing competition. Most football players can hardly even speak properly let alone perform a song. And also our national anthem is literally the most boring unemotional nonsense ever.
The last time English managers won something: Last time an English manager to win the Premier league/First division: 1992 Last time an English manager to win Champions League/Europacup 1: 1984 Last time an English manager to win: FA cup: 2008 Last time an English manager to win: League cup: 2004 Last time an English National Team manager to win World cup: 1966 No English manager has evere won the Euro's...
To add to that list for anyone still in doubt about the quality of English managers... One of the most recent managers to win on that list was Steve McClaren, whom England have already appointed (to disastrous effect 😅)
Foreign managers just seem so much further ahead than English ones, like the English candidates look like they still drink all through the offseason while Tuchel or whoever are going on diets to set examples for their players
Honestly, I couldn't care less if the English manager is German. I just care if they're a good manager. Based on his CV, Thomas Tuchel seems like a good fit.
@@cameroncopus9737 nothing idiotic about wanting an English manager, i would like an english manager, but saying you'd rather we lose with one than win a world cup with a german one is, also making it out to be all doom and gloom if we have a foreign manager.
@@cameroncopus9737 Cos generally there's far more things in life to worry about. Southgate was as english as you can be and the idiots went out to make his life miserable.
If anything, having a foreign coach is less against the spirit of international football than having foreign ringers in your starting XI like Italy and Spain do.
RE: The Beatles and Beetles As a 9 year old, during an end of term quiz at school, we were once asked "name the four Beatles". As a child, I was woefully lacking in musical knowledge and proceeded (along with two friends who I was teamed up with) to list 4 beetles - dung beetle, stag beetle etc. It got a chuckle out of the teacher (who was a massive Beatles fan).
As a foreigner I have to say though, Nigel is incredibly charismatic as a speaker. He is very dangerous when he's fighting for something that makes even a little bit of sense. That's part of how Brexit happened, he was able to drum up support on a legitimate issue without getting bogged down in the specifics of it. If it had to be a clear comparison of the issue and the consequences of course they would have lost, but with someone like that you dont have to talk about those boring but important parts. Especially when Brussels gave him a lot of ammunition to work with. TBH he's who I wish Trump was. I dont agree with either of them at all but when it comes to populist rhetoric if I had to choose one of them, its Nigel. Also I believe he doesnt openly Crime quite as hard.
I think I speak for 95% of England fans when I say I don't care about the ethnicity of the players, or the nationality of the manager. I just want the best players on the pitch, and the best manager available in charge of them. The press and so called pundits have shown how far out of touch they are. I just want us to win something. Tuchel seems like a smart choice to me, I'm excited to see what he can come up with.
yea, I would say most people really don't care. Just some of the old nationalist gammon and the daily mail speaking their immature attention seeking nonsense.
So less than 5% of the British voted for Brexit?! You can stop pretending England does not have a long and disturbing racist history that continues to plague the nation to this day! The ignorance is astounding! You're right that *no one* should care about race when choosing players, but you're absolutely naive if you believe "95% of England fans" don't care!
Be absolutely f*cling HILARIOUS if he wins the world cup playing super attacking football then slams the trophy on the desk at the post match presser and just walks off. Ultimate mic drop moment.
English man here, I am personally extremely happy with the Tuchel appointment. I think if the manager speaks English and understands/respects our culture than there shouldn’t be any issue with it
Money aside, coaching an international team like England, Italy, Netherlands etc, is usually a pinnacle of a manager's career. Tuchel was unemployed anyway, so even though he will get less than he did at Bayern, £5million is still a bit better THAN £ZERO. So no, a step up not down...
@@jimbob-robob No its a step down for sure tuchel has been more succesful then the england national team. He's the prize in this sitation. England clearly needs him.
To be England manager they should make applicants answer questions from the UK citizenship test. Nice easy questions like,"How long can you use a driving licence from another country to drive in the UK?" or "King Edward I of England annexed Wales to the crown of England by which statute?" You are not English if you can't answer these.
12 months for the drivers licence, and the Statue of Rhodllan in 1280-something?? I didn't want to Google but I think that's more or less right. And I actually sat the Life in the UK test as an immigrant about 15 years ago.
Things you should notice: 1.Only 3 out of 20 current Premier League managers were an English. 2.The last time an English manager had won the trophies was Harry Redknapp in 2008 with Portsmouth (FA Cup). 3.The last time an English manager had won the league happened just before the inaugural season of the Premier League, which was Howard Wilkinson with Leeds United in 1992. 4.The last time an English manager had won the European Cup/Champions League was Joe Fagan with Liverpool in 1984, although Bobby Robson being the last one if we counted all European club competitions (he led Barcelona to the 1997 Cup Winners Cup triumph). 5.Even worse, there are only 2 Premier League clubs whose owners/majority shareholders being English. 6.No foreign coach has ever managed to win the World Cup. This is another big problem. George Raynor in Sweden 1958 and Ernst Happel in 1978 were the only 2 foreigners that had almost won the World Cup. The women's side also followed this script. Last year, England did lose the World Cup Final to Spain with their foreign coach from the Netherlands (Sarina Wiegman).
There was also a lot of the 'far left' that claimed France's World Cup win in 2018 was also an African World Cup victory. So it doesn't just start and end with the 'far right'.
Only THREE English managers in the EPL!? THAT is a disgrace! Don't mind Tuchel but it's obviously a symptom of a greater English soccer malaise with so much foreign talent preferred in the leagues...
Appoint SouthGoat and we can both have two attempts every tournament (I would say England already get more than one attempt, as we'd definitely claim if it Wales won, but come on, like that'd ever happen)
We'll celebrate together. I could care less, seeing England win would feel like a once in a lifetime achievement. You guys know how to drink so we'll have a great time!
@@leandrometfaneveryone will dread if Germany gets a fifth, before Brazil’s sixth. Because you couldn’t argue that Germany aren’t, the best country at football. Because they’d have been, in more finals than Brazil.
I feel it has to be mandatory to have your manager be from your own country, i say this as a Norwegian whose manager is absolute dogshit, and needs to go.
The hilarity of ‘ethnic-nationalism’ is it’s so arbitrary. At what point does someone ‘become native’? Any given person’s ancestors emigrated to Britain at some time or another, as humans are not, in fact, native to this region of the world. Also amazing how white British people get to call themselves whatever (Australian, American, South African, Expat).
I know, I make the same argument to people complaining about reparations etc. I'm not really any different to you, its all arbitrary and a social construct, live and let live.
@@B00tieW4rriOR Bloody Beaker folk. Coming over here, rowing up the Tagus Estuary from the Iberian Peninsula in improvised rafts. Coming here with their drinking vessels. What's wrong with just cupping up the water in your hands and licking it up like a cat?
Have you seen the price of becoming a coach at A and Pro licence l ,miles more expensive than in Spain, Italy and France. Thats why Spain has 15000 plus coaches , no in Germany , France & Italy is high too. Greece won the Euro in 2004 with a German coach who spoke no Greek.
As a completely outsider in this story, I thought all the buzz was because England and Germany are football rivals (like I believe Brazilians would demand the head of the FA president if they were to elect a Argentinian manager but they are demanding a foreign manager (Ancelotti, Mourinho, Jorge Jesus)) but now I see is actually a deeper problem
Alfie's covered something like that in a video before - England fans think they have rivalries with all sorts of teams, while our "rivals" have other teams as their rivals.
Personally, i think no national team should have a foreign manager. You're not allowed to use foreign players so why can you use a foreign manager? If english managers suck then that's what we have to deal with until we can get better coaches
This. We can't just draft left backs and dms in because we're weak in those areas. We've got what we've got and if we want better, we can't cheat or shortcut, we have to develop our own
@randyschwaggins he was born in London, I don't have a strict rule set when it comes to who can play for England because that'll only invite racist rhetoric but you should have some connection to England whether it be birth place or close family ties to play/manage England
Wasn’t/Isn’t Farage married to a German? Also, Lee Carlsey played for Ireland, so whilst he wasn’t born in Ireland he did play for a foreign team and thus is technically a foreign manager (in football terms). If Tuchel does (by some incredible miracle) manage to get England to play in an even slightly interesting way and like they hadn’t all just met each other that afternoon then he’ll be lauded. If he wins a major trophy I guarantee the naysayers, tedious racists and the daily mail (which is consistently both) will be calling for Tuchel to be knighted
@rogerioceni2640 well that's just a blatant lie isn't it? The only 2 Brazilian born players we've had in the last decade was otavio and pepe. Deco was the other one. Why lie brother
@StonewardPrime alright you named one more player that rarely ever plays that makes 3 in one decade and pepe is retired. Yea dude is lying. 3 in a 25 man squad isn't half is it you absolute cretin
Bro it's so weird to me as a German that there's still a large number of English people that view Germany as their number 1 enemy of the state. Like, nobody here cares about England. People should be happy a manager as good as Tuchel chose to coach a national team whose fans have made it the least popular team in Europe.
To be fair our politics and history make us basically the least popular country in Europe anyway. But yeah it is so funny to me too we have this one-sided rivalry. I heard German fans consider the Netherlands more of a rival right? Most actual people were happy about Tuchel's appointment. Just the gutter press decided to embolden the worst "fans". Which would explain a lot about the perception of England fans too.
As an American think about it this way. I do not care if the manager of my national team is foreign or not because we do not create great managers or players for that matter. Our best player is Christian Pulisic. He’s by no means bad he’s good but he’s no Jude Bellingham. If you do not create great managers do not expect your country’s football association to select a manager of that country. I get that you guys made football. We made basketball, but if we didn’t create great coaches then I wouldn’t have a problem with selecting a foreigner to coach our national team.
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As an Irishman, I am very disappointed that England didn't hire an English manager. They might win something now.
Your disappointment is much more rational than theirs.
"It's like people only do things because they get paid. And that's just really sad."
sounds like michael isn't allowed to comment on channels associated with the one that must not be named from his main account
To be fair, they did try that for the better part of a decade and got absolutely nowhere with it 😂.
I get the sentiment but it's not like Sven (RIP) and Capello were any good at the job despite Gerrard, Lampard, Rooney, Ferdinand, Scholes, Cole etc all in their primes were playing. Still for the best though since there's not really any good English managers out there.
“Black players probably hate racial abuse.”
Thanks, Nigel 👍
I hope he starts a campaign for England to Brexit out of UEFA too.
@@octavianpopescu4776 yes based take!
Bet you'd call him a racist even more if he didn't say it👀 If so people like you force him to state the obvious.
This is one of your best and most brutally honest videos so far . Thank you sir 👍🏿
@@mmccggiillll Alrighty then, hope your comment helps you sleep better at night.
‘A dark day for England - the FA have appointed a world class, tactically astute manager’. It’s a weird take from the media outlets
" We are on a dangerous path with this foreign appointment. It's a slippery slope that will lead to us potentially winning a trophy. And that's just not cricket old chap" - Media.
Social Media is a machine that needs talking points for fuel. No issue is too small or trivial.
TBH, Sven and Capello were not English and didn't get very far. Capello was especially bad.
@@christopherreynolds9254 Like Fabio Capello, “Christopher”?
He has an 18 month contract. The FA have great faith!
"Taking the jobs of our native racists" is diabolical 😂😂😂😂
The racists can’t even have racism for themselves anymore I almost feel bad for them😂
Muhammad the re tard n0nce knows all about racism😂😂😂
The pdf file warlord you’re named after knows all about racism😂
@@sirsurnamethefirstofhisnam7986keep projecting ra cist 🤡
@@sirsurnamethefirstofhisnam7986the wacists😂😂😂😂 keep projecting kiddo
I didn't realise no English managers had won the PL while two Scottish managers have.
A manager from Chile has one it as well.
Howard Wilkinson was the last English manager to manage a top flight winning team with Leeds United, in the old Division One.
It's actually insane that no English manager has won the PL...
@@jimsbooksreadingandstuff wasn't that team one of the most hated teams in the top division because of how they won it as well? Or am I getting my Leeds teams mixed up? 😂
Not since Brian clough 😂😂 it’s been ages
Tuchel has shown tremendous warmth towards England and English football. He's been open about wanting to return to England and so for me I'd rather have him as manager then some tax avoiding inept who spends most of their time burning themselves on the Costa del Sol.
If Tuchel at some point decides to join in with singing God Save the King and maybe even at some point he comes to identify as being at least part English - based on the fact that he's lived in England for some time, has mastered the language and has made a tangible contribution to the nation (as our national team manager) then I'd be happy to call him a fellow countryman.
Good luck Mr Tuchel. I'm looking forward to this next stage in the England story.
TBH I started paying attention to football more regularly when he was with Chelsea and nothing about him really gave it away to me that he wasnt English. Given I didnt listen to interviews closely but even then he's got the language down better than 2/3 of Americans or Brits.
That's the funniest thing about the racist angle via/Tuchel. Not only has he repeatedly expressed an affinity with English football, but he's felt unappreciated in Germany for awhile now. The German press mocked this appointment, labelled it desperate.
I'm sure he'd take just as much satisfaction & pride at knocking Germany out at the World Cup as England manager as an Englishmen would. Probably more as his reasons for it go beyond some archaic sense of values, it's a personal prejudice for him.
Your talking rubbish 😂
@@dondamon4669 You’re! English is difficult for non natives speakers
@@billpugh58 *native
If it were Klopp, people would be leaping over the moon for the news.
Nah, the british outlets would still find a way to turn it around and come up with the most disgustingly xenophobic headline.
The people who overthrew their British king because he didn't want to discriminate against catholics and then invited a German dynasty to rule complaining about a German manager.😅
They'd be less angry about the German thing but there'd be more uproar about his ties to Liverpool and the whole Scouse not English thing.
There is a sense that the blowback was partially (not near fully) down to thinking Pep might take it
@@masterplokoon8803 Aye but that King was Scottish, and if there is anything worse than a German...😃
That intro was gold 😂😂😂
Harsh on poor old Mikel mind
A gold hammer & sickle, yes 😄👍🏻
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Keep it going bro 💪
@@kevinpreciado4740 Townsend for me
Atleast an interesting and less pathetically presented topic.
Iker Casillas is elite here
What's hilarious to me is how one sided the supposed rivalry between England and Germany is. The Germans don't care about England. Oh Englands beat them in a final 6 decades ago. Boo hoo. West Germany and Germany have won 3 Euros and 3 World Cups since 1966. They moved on a long time ago.Their big rivals are the Dutch and think it's hilarious that Tuchel is managing England.
@@jedsithor Nobody under 50 in England thinks of it as a proper “rivalry” either.
Majority in Germany is kind of afraid of the England team under tuchels command...suddenly they are serious contenders. Under Southgate you knew that sooner or later they would disappoint
That was a tournament qualifier, chief! Keep up!
We've just beat the Dutch in a semi final with an English manager so they haven't really got much to laugh about.
@@BillyBob-e3p point being nobody cares, I'm German, can confirm, literally don't give a shit about England in football
we just hate the Premier League because it stands for everything wrong in modern football
Alfie apologises so often, I wonder if he has Canadian roots
Next video title: "Sorry, I am not Canadian"
Where do you think Canadians got the habit from
Well canadians have elected a clown now
Pretty sure the Canadians got that from the British. We have a saying in Germany that when you step an Englishman on his toes he'll apologize.
@@cyan_oxy6734😂
A country that overthrew its British (Scottish) dynasty because the king didn't want to discriminate against catholics and then handed the throne to a German dynasty because the legitimate British claimants were catholic, complaining about a German manager is hilarious.😅
Your comment is far from British. I've got a feeling you made it on an object that was "Made in China"!
The indigenous 'white English' are the genetic descendents of the Angles, Saxons and Jutes. All Germanic tribes. They're complaining about themselves.
No one is complaining about tuchel 😂😂 😂😂 keep stalling propaganda from this Marxist🤡😂😂😂😂
It wasn't because he didn't want to discriminate against Catholics.
It was because he wanted to ignore Parliament.
@@BillyBob-e3p he wanted to end discrimination against catholics while Parliament didn't. Hence why he was seen as "ignoring Parliament" because he did ignore their draconian policies against catholics and religious minorities and that is what angered them.
Funny thing is that Curtis Woodhouse is so passionately against having a foreign manager under any circumstances, but a tweet resurfaced from a couple of years ago saying Southgate shouldn't manage England at the 2022 World Cup and that we should bring in Wenger (a Frenchman) short term...
He doesn’t actually care, almost nobody does. They’re all just doing it for attention
@@ViicSee that and to sell supplements. So, so many supplements...
"You daft old hobbit" - this made me snort out loud in work. So funny 😂
So...
Only 3 managers out of 20 in the Premier League are English (4 if you want to include Russell Martin. Born in England but represented Scotland). The 3/4 English managers haven't won a single major trophy between them and the last English manager to win one of 4 trophies was Harry Redknapp in 2008...16 Years ago.
No English manager has won the Premier League. The last English manager to win the 1st division was Howard Wilkinson in 1992...32 years ago.
The vast majority of the backroom staff are foreign.
Only 2 owners / majority shareholders out of 20 in the Premier League are English.
Under 50% of the players in the Premier League are English. (think it's about 40% but don't have the data to hand).
But all of the sudden it's a big problem that we've got a foreign person managing England...
You forgot to mention the manager of the Euro-winning England Women’s team is Dutch, meaning there is precedent for *an* English national team having a foreign coach
Another thing is that no English manager has won the premier league, since 1985 only two have won the main league twice (Scotland may be to blame), when you did have an English manager there were so many insulting his style of play. To remind those (not you), his worst performance at a tournament was a quarter final finish in the world cup against France.
To me, the English fans really remind me of Ghanaian fans, but in a way better position: they can never be happy, nor patient, with their managers
True this, Take this into account.
Last time an English manager to win the Premier league/First division: 1992
Last time an English manager to win Champions League/Europacup 1: 1984
Last time an English manager to win: FA cup: 2008
Last time an English manager to win: League cup: 2004
I'm not british, but isn't england and germany are rival? i think it will be different if they appoint other foreign manager than german manager.. maybe like guardiola or unai emery, or like slot or koeman, or maybe like bielsa or laudrupp.. didn't think they'll angry about it. but idk
*Makes coaching licenses 4 times more expensive than the next highest major nation*
"Why don't we have any good managers????!!"
Bro went in hard
_pause_
The Netherlands reached the 1978 WC Final with Austrian Ernst Happel as manager.
The Daily Mail once again being a national disgrace :/ oddly enough they were VERY keen on the Germans going all Brownshirty during the 20’s and 30’s.
Edit: Alfie mentioned it during the vid.
Wait, what?
@@joshuafrimpong244 It’s very true. There’s plenty of old releases of The Daily Mail before the outbreak of WW2 that were very keen on German Fascism. You might be even be able to find some examples on the Internet if u look hard enough.
@@joshuafrimpong244yes, the Daily Mail were pro- fasc ism leading up to WW2. Still are, mind you
@@SilliusSodus bruh
isn´t the owner of the daily mail one of these patriots who prefer to live on the continent ?
Alfie is slowly transitioning into full on stand-up and I'm here for it
Best German players in the premier league of all time. (Day 688)
Alternativly you could do "Best German players who played outside the Bundesliga" or something like that if you prefer.
I will not give up until the video is made or Alfie himself tells me to stop. Everyone else telling me that will be ignored.
If you don't believe my number, just go back to the previous videos. I'm at the bottom most of the time, but I'm there.
dammit Alfie notice the man
I believe in you
Klinsmann, Ziege, Hamman, Lehmann , Ballack, Rudiger.
Probably a few others but I'm on the bog so don't really have a ton of time to think about it right now.
@@bricktop.Trautmann, Özil, Mertesacker, huth, Gündoğan
@@stthcnths
👍🏻 Any dude who played with the broken neck needs to be mentioned. Legendary
They have a German king, they have a giant painting of German G.F. Handel at the heart of Westminster who had a massive impact on English culture, they literally crown their kings and queens to German music ... but a German coach? Now THAT'S impossible! 😂
Meanwhile, at the United States National Team:
"We just don't want to suck anymore"
Hot dog!
Australia: Come back Guus, come back!
(Guus Hiddink, Dutchman who had success managing our side)
@@letigreaffamata5472😂😂😂😂haha
@@letigreaffamata5472spat out my drink
As a german i have just one thing to say:
Youre welcome England, now you finally have a world class manager able to utilize the best national team of the past 4-6 years.
You know what we say about this in Germany?
"We wouldnt have any problems with appointing a top English manager as national coach ..." *everyone in the room dies from laughter*
I genuinely think the Germans would be open to appointing and English manager if they‘d be in the same situation as England now. They almost appointed Van Gaal last time around.
@@maximusg88Which English manager? There are no good ones
To be fair, there are plenty of far better German managers than there are English. Flick, Nagelsmann, Tuchel, Klopp, Schmidt and Hoeness are all better than every English manager. Maybe Howe is better than a couple there but there's no reason Germany would appoint an Englishman for that reason alone
SouthGoat has a proven track record of getting to finals, you could go for him 😘
@@No1LukasGrahamFan whooosh.
But WiLl He SiNg Da NaShNuL aNtHeM??!
Fucking melts. Not even our own players and fans can sing the national anthem. No one seems to know the words and everyone is out of time and key.
You watch Wales and they raise the roof in beautiful, bombastic harmony.
You watch England and everyone's mumbling and stumbling because they've got all the musical talent of beached whale being dragged back into the sea.
Melts😂😂😂😂😂😂 wales😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 music talent😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 this isn’t X factor go back to watching love island kid and knoshing over Tom jones
It's a sh1t anthem. I'm as English as anyone and I think the national anthem is sycophantic trash.
To be completely fair here, it's not a singing competition.
Most football players can hardly even speak properly let alone perform a song.
And also our national anthem is literally the most boring unemotional nonsense ever.
Tbf the national anthem is dogshit. Fuck the king. Fuck the queen. I wouldn’t sing for them.
@@Blaze-2457”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂” petulant child.
damn Alfie wasn't this savage when I used to watch this channel a few years back
The internet radicalizes you. 🙂
He has to live in England. It really gets to people.
@@GinkgoPete Also helps that he's a Hull supporter so he's being transformed by the pain.
England needs a winner no matter if he is English or Not, as long as England is winning. Best of luck Mr. Tuchel! From the Philippines
Apparently Scottish, Irish and fans from all countries other than England were disappointed England didn't appoint an English manager
The last time English managers won something:
Last time an English manager to win the Premier league/First division: 1992
Last time an English manager to win Champions League/Europacup 1: 1984
Last time an English manager to win: FA cup: 2008
Last time an English manager to win: League cup: 2004
Last time an English National Team manager to win World cup: 1966
No English manager has evere won the Euro's...
To add to that list for anyone still in doubt about the quality of English managers... One of the most recent managers to win on that list was Steve McClaren, whom England have already appointed (to disastrous effect 😅)
Let's not forget that football purist Harry Redknapp managed the national team of my beloved Jordan
Been waiting for this to drop, didn’t disappoint. Bravo Alfie.
You’re probably the most sound Englishman I’ve come across so far in my life.
Please never change!
Foreign managers just seem so much further ahead than English ones, like the English candidates look like they still drink all through the offseason while Tuchel or whoever are going on diets to set examples for their players
Alfie's gone IN again and I'm DYING 🤣
Right as always.
Honestly, I couldn't care less if the English manager is German. I just care if they're a good manager. Based on his CV, Thomas Tuchel seems like a good fit.
This is half an hour of Alfie shutting up idiots and I love it
What's idiotic about wanting an Englishman as England Manager?
@@cameroncopus9737 nothing idiotic about wanting an English manager, i would like an english manager, but saying you'd rather we lose with one than win a world cup with a german one is, also making it out to be all doom and gloom if we have a foreign manager.
@@cameroncopus9737 Cos generally there's far more things in life to worry about. Southgate was as english as you can be and the idiots went out to make his life miserable.
@@cameroncopus9737 It's not idiotic but it reduces considerably your chances of winning since the pool of talent is quite small.
@@damonh9668Trouble is if we win something its not really England that's won it, its an Anglo German victory which taints it in my eyes
Tuchel is probably the best manager England could’ve gotten. Already adored by Chelsea fans aswell
Yeah if he can win over those bigots, he could get the whole country
If anything, having a foreign coach is less against the spirit of international football than having foreign ringers in your starting XI like Italy and Spain do.
RE: The Beatles and Beetles
As a 9 year old, during an end of term quiz at school, we were once asked "name the four Beatles". As a child, I was woefully lacking in musical knowledge and proceeded (along with two friends who I was teamed up with) to list 4 beetles - dung beetle, stag beetle etc. It got a chuckle out of the teacher (who was a massive Beatles fan).
*gets Yesterday PTSD flashbacks*
Damn. Uncensored swearing at HITC Sevens…that’s a first 😂
he said fuck in the vid on jim ratcliffe, but I've been watching for a while and that was the first time I've ever heard him swear
@@peterplayz7215 tbf I haven’t watched that video yet but damn guess his Hull City team is really getting to him 😅
@@siphemanana2551 :O
The fjords and hammer throwing callback is one of the best jokes ever lmao
Nigel Farage is the last person I'd expect to know anything about football 😂
Oh nevermind, he's back to talking about communist Marxists 🤣
English politicians are only proficient in tax evasion
@@mhsteamupbropep guardiola with his woke tiki takka immigrant communist nonsense 😤
Even Piers Morgan was speaking sense on this topic
As a foreigner I have to say though, Nigel is incredibly charismatic as a speaker. He is very dangerous when he's fighting for something that makes even a little bit of sense. That's part of how Brexit happened, he was able to drum up support on a legitimate issue without getting bogged down in the specifics of it. If it had to be a clear comparison of the issue and the consequences of course they would have lost, but with someone like that you dont have to talk about those boring but important parts. Especially when Brussels gave him a lot of ammunition to work with.
TBH he's who I wish Trump was. I dont agree with either of them at all but when it comes to populist rhetoric if I had to choose one of them, its Nigel. Also I believe he doesnt openly Crime quite as hard.
I think I speak for 95% of England fans when I say I don't care about the ethnicity of the players, or the nationality of the manager. I just want the best players on the pitch, and the best manager available in charge of them. The press and so called pundits have shown how far out of touch they are. I just want us to win something. Tuchel seems like a smart choice to me, I'm excited to see what he can come up with.
yea, I would say most people really don't care. Just some of the old nationalist gammon and the daily mail speaking their immature attention seeking nonsense.
So less than 5% of the British voted for Brexit?!
You can stop pretending England does not have a long and disturbing racist history that continues to plague the nation to this day! The ignorance is astounding!
You're right that *no one* should care about race when choosing players, but you're absolutely naive if you believe "95% of England fans" don't care!
Prob should still have the players at least born or raised in their national team countries tho
The reaction to Tuchel being appointed has been embarrassing, I do hope he proves all the naysayers wrong
Be absolutely f*cling HILARIOUS if he wins the world cup playing super attacking football then slams the trophy on the desk at the post match presser and just walks off. Ultimate mic drop moment.
The outrage is hilarious from certain “experts” and British media outlets
Alfie is absolutely on fire with this one 🔥
English man here, I am personally extremely happy with the Tuchel appointment. I think if the manager speaks English and understands/respects our culture than there shouldn’t be any issue with it
Dean Ashton’s opinion about Tuchel almost killed me😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
In the title, you mean Entschuldigung, wir müssen über Thomas Tuchel reden.
I visit England now and then and holy shit, some of the newspapers over there are openly racist... like what the hell.
British tabloids are scum
Certain English alledged “newspapers” always have been
Southgate was the Golden Age, people will look back fondly on his era, especially as they wont have to watch the actual games.
The irony is that England have struck the jackpot in landing Tuchel, whereas for Tuchel this job is a step down.
Money aside, coaching an international team like England, Italy, Netherlands etc, is usually a pinnacle of a manager's career.
Tuchel was unemployed anyway, so even though he will get less than he did at Bayern, £5million is still a bit better THAN £ZERO.
So no, a step up not down...
@@jimbob-robob No its a step down for sure tuchel has been more succesful then the england national team.
He's the prize in this sitation. England clearly needs him.
Oh, I've waited for this video. Love you, Alfie, stay sane, don't ever change.
This is by far and away the best football channel on TH-cam I am laughing every video
To be England manager they should make applicants answer questions from the UK citizenship test. Nice easy questions like,"How long can you use a driving licence from another country to drive in the UK?" or "King Edward I of England annexed Wales to the crown of England by which statute?" You are not English if you can't answer these.
😂😂 99% of the people who moan about foreigners couldn't answer those questions 😂😂😂
12 months for the drivers licence, and the Statue of Rhodllan in 1280-something?? I didn't want to Google but I think that's more or less right. And I actually sat the Life in the UK test as an immigrant about 15 years ago.
Your clarification about 'literal beetle' had me laughing heartily. Great work.
Things you should notice:
1.Only 3 out of 20 current Premier League managers were an English.
2.The last time an English manager had won the trophies was Harry Redknapp in 2008 with Portsmouth (FA Cup).
3.The last time an English manager had won the league happened just before the inaugural season of the Premier League, which was Howard Wilkinson with Leeds United in 1992.
4.The last time an English manager had won the European Cup/Champions League was Joe Fagan with Liverpool in 1984, although Bobby Robson being the last one if we counted all European club competitions (he led Barcelona to the 1997 Cup Winners Cup triumph).
5.Even worse, there are only 2 Premier League clubs whose owners/majority shareholders being English.
6.No foreign coach has ever managed to win the World Cup. This is another big problem.
George Raynor in Sweden 1958 and Ernst Happel in 1978 were the only 2 foreigners that had almost won the World Cup.
The women's side also followed this script. Last year, England did lose the World Cup Final to Spain with their foreign coach from the Netherlands (Sarina Wiegman).
Hey , first time for everything 🤞😉
Who's the 3rd english manager, i can only think of Howe and O'Neil.
@@bthunderbolt4101 Sean Dyche (Everton)
25:28 talking about Tuchel at this point in detail is wild 😂😂😂😂 love this channel man
Wow! Didn’t expect that face to that voice. Keep up the good work
i'm 100% sure that nobody would care if Kompany would have been apointed
Alfie swearing is the pick me up I needed today.
Gianni Foreigner, crazy work
Isn't he the head of FIFA now?
“I don’t give a fuck where he’s from have you seen the state of his drip” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
That part made me laugh out loud 😂😂
Alfie, take a fucking bow, youre a national treasure. Never change lad. I love you.
8:15 OMG, Alfie! I had to pause the video until I managed to stop laughing my ass off 😂😂
There was also a lot of the 'far left' that claimed France's World Cup win in 2018 was also an African World Cup victory. So it doesn't just start and end with the 'far right'.
The Curtis woodhouse bit had me dying 😂😂 dude genuinely has had too many punches to the head
Keith Woods put it best: “The team is half African but people are mad because the manager is German?”
We don't call FC Bayern, "FC Hollywood", in Germany
Alfie not pulling his punches when roasting an ex boxer!!!haha!! I didnt know i needed it, but yet im here for it!!
christ, you have a perfect voice for radio not television
That introduction was absolute gold 😂
Only THREE English managers in the EPL!? THAT is a disgrace! Don't mind Tuchel but it's obviously a symptom of a greater English soccer malaise with so much foreign talent preferred in the leagues...
Just so you know, if England is going to win the Worldcup, we as Germans are going to claim that for our own and will celebrate the 5 Star
Appoint SouthGoat and we can both have two attempts every tournament
(I would say England already get more than one attempt, as we'd definitely claim if it Wales won, but come on, like that'd ever happen)
We'll celebrate together. I could care less, seeing England win would feel like a once in a lifetime achievement. You guys know how to drink so we'll have a great time!
As a Brazilian, being the only ones with 5 stars is the only thing keeping us relevant right now so dont claim it plz
@@leandrometfaneveryone will dread if Germany gets a fifth, before Brazil’s sixth. Because you couldn’t argue that Germany aren’t, the best country at football. Because they’d have been, in more finals than Brazil.
I feel it has to be mandatory to have your manager be from your own country, i say this as a Norwegian whose manager is absolute dogshit, and needs to go.
You went in on this one Alfie! Love it 🤣
Bombur is from The Hobbit. Don't make me unsubscribe.
I particularly enjoyed the ribbing of Harry Redknapp and Dean Ashton 😆. Alfie's sarcasm has me cracking up 🤣
Its actually insane that no English manager has won the PL or CL.
"Unless it's Pep Guardiola... Because he is really good"
The tone as he says it makes me laugh really good
The hilarity of ‘ethnic-nationalism’ is it’s so arbitrary. At what point does someone ‘become native’?
Any given person’s ancestors emigrated to Britain at some time or another, as humans are not, in fact, native to this region of the world.
Also amazing how white British people get to call themselves whatever (Australian, American, South African, Expat).
I know, I make the same argument to people complaining about reparations etc. I'm not really any different to you, its all arbitrary and a social construct, live and let live.
@@B00tieW4rriOR Bloody Beaker folk. Coming over here, rowing up the Tagus Estuary from the Iberian Peninsula in improvised rafts. Coming here with their drinking vessels. What's wrong with just cupping up the water in your hands and licking it up like a cat?
The royal family couldn’t be less ethnically English if they tried
@@Virgil191Doesn't the royal family have German ancestry? Correct me if I am wrong
@@parishsirius where do you think the saxons came from ?
"Eddie Nketiah... What a bunch of amateurs" had me howling.
Have you seen the price of becoming a coach at A and Pro licence l ,miles more expensive than in Spain, Italy and France. Thats why Spain has 15000 plus coaches , no in Germany , France & Italy is high too. Greece won the Euro in 2004 with a German coach who spoke no Greek.
I have never seen him so savage and funny.
Great video!
As a completely outsider in this story, I thought all the buzz was because England and Germany are football rivals (like I believe Brazilians would demand the head of the FA president if they were to elect a Argentinian manager but they are demanding a foreign manager (Ancelotti, Mourinho, Jorge Jesus)) but now I see is actually a deeper problem
Alfie's covered something like that in a video before - England fans think they have rivalries with all sorts of teams, while our "rivals" have other teams as their rivals.
i dont think germany cares nearly as much as england do, its not comparable to brazil-argentina or italy-germany for a european counterpart.
@@tornadoduckwhy would you wanna be rivals with people who have smacked your arse every time you’ve dealt with them. That’s why they try and forget 🤫🤫
@@tornadoduckyes. Germany‘s main rivals are the Netherlands and Italy
The great hope of the Brazilians was the appointment of ancelotti as coach.
Love the deep cut Lord of The Rings reference, Alfie!
England when bad English manager:😡
England when world class foreign manager:😡
Lee Carsley literally played for Ireland, basically England’s biggest enemy😭😭😭
I dont understand why teams having foreign players (Ireland, Scotland, Jamaica, multiple African sides) is normal but a foreign manager is a big deal?
this "GERMAN" newspaper headline really gives me WWII vibes.. like wtf
Personally, i think no national team should have a foreign manager. You're not allowed to use foreign players so why can you use a foreign manager? If english managers suck then that's what we have to deal with until we can get better coaches
This. We can't just draft left backs and dms in because we're weak in those areas. We've got what we've got and if we want better, we can't cheat or shortcut, we have to develop our own
Why? Is there a reason or?
@@rupert909 is there a reason we can't play rodri at dm?
Declan Rice played for Ireland before played for England
@randyschwaggins he was born in London, I don't have a strict rule set when it comes to who can play for England because that'll only invite racist rhetoric but you should have some connection to England whether it be birth place or close family ties to play/manage England
Wild that you doxxed Redknapp's dog 😂
Arteta calling somebody a disgrace is peak irony
His comment is from last season, over the VAR call for the Newcastle goal against Arsenal. It's included here for fun
Those were bold words from the man who shot JFK
The best English Manager is literally Gareth Southgate and people are acting surprised that the only managers that are better are foreign.
Best at most finals lost? Best at most nations league regulations? Best at biggest ever loss to Hungary?
Wasn’t/Isn’t Farage married to a German? Also, Lee Carlsey played for Ireland, so whilst he wasn’t born in Ireland he did play for a foreign team and thus is technically a foreign manager (in football terms). If Tuchel does (by some incredible miracle) manage to get England to play in an even slightly interesting way and like they hadn’t all just met each other that afternoon then he’ll be lauded. If he wins a major trophy I guarantee the naysayers, tedious racists and the daily mail (which is consistently both) will be calling for Tuchel to be knighted
Man this is the first time I've seen u. So used to just the commentary lol Top channel mate
Portugal had Scolari who is Brazilian for several years.
Portugal England alliance still going strong 💪 😂
Half of Portugal's team is usually Brazilian to be fair.
@rogerioceni2640 well that's just a blatant lie isn't it? The only 2 Brazilian born players we've had in the last decade was otavio and pepe. Deco was the other one. Why lie brother
@@FurioussBear Matheus Nunes is also Brazilian but yeah the dude is lying.xD
@StonewardPrime alright you named one more player that rarely ever plays that makes 3 in one decade and pepe is retired. Yea dude is lying. 3 in a 25 man squad isn't half is it you absolute cretin
Bro it's so weird to me as a German that there's still a large number of English people that view Germany as their number 1 enemy of the state. Like, nobody here cares about England.
People should be happy a manager as good as Tuchel chose to coach a national team whose fans have made it the least popular team in Europe.
To be fair our politics and history make us basically the least popular country in Europe anyway. But yeah it is so funny to me too we have this one-sided rivalry. I heard German fans consider the Netherlands more of a rival right?
Most actual people were happy about Tuchel's appointment. Just the gutter press decided to embolden the worst "fans". Which would explain a lot about the perception of England fans too.
As an American think about it this way. I do not care if the manager of my national team is foreign or not because we do not create great managers or players for that matter. Our best player is Christian Pulisic. He’s by no means bad he’s good but he’s no Jude Bellingham. If you do not create great managers do not expect your country’s football association to select a manager of that country. I get that you guys made football. We made basketball, but if we didn’t create great coaches then I wouldn’t have a problem with selecting a foreigner to coach our national team.
14:16 It's funny because everyone spends half their year in total darkness. It's called night 😂
I really hope this video focuses on the 90+% of england fans who are delighted to have tuchel as manager and not the stupid tiny minority
Did you just comment before watching 😂😂😂 legend
But that doesnt generate clicks plus you know this, pointless comment.