The Daily Mail Song
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 25 ส.ค. 2024
- mp3 here:
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Hello everyone. Me & Dan have written a song about The Daily Mail (a British newspaper).
We're aware this video won't mean an awful lot if you've never heard of The Daily Mail, but on the plus side, you've never heard of The Daily Mail.
Happy 10-year anniversary of this still-relevant song.
Hey Jamie! I just randomly re-watched this Daily Mail song, and saw your comment. Clicked on your channel, and it turns out you're a photographer with great tips. Subscribed. I do photography as a hobby.
And 100 years for this one! th-cam.com/video/KX1CSSZa1v0/w-d-xo.html
No less relevant a year later...
Truly a horrific piece of work
and it only gets worse each year that passes.
This may well be the only positive thing that has ever come off the Daily Mail.
+Technodreamer Surprisingly, nope :)
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As an American, it took me a while to realize how shitty the Daily Mail was, until when a kid in my year in highschool was murdered , and, when trying to find information about it, I stumbled into a Daily Mail article that seemed solely devoted to talking about how expensive the house was, and how nice the hardwood floors a 16 year old kid was found dead with his parents on were. From that moment on I have hated the Daily Mail, not just because it is a shitty sensationalist tabloid formatted like a broadsheet, but because of the incident when they found reporting on how attractive a possibly soon on the market real estate listing would be, more important than reporting on a murder-suicide (murder-murder-suicide?) that caused wrecked a community, caused a sixteen year old child's life to ended at 10th grade, and a college student was left with her family torn from her all of a sudden, with no opportunity to say goodbye.
I will always hate the Daily Mail for this.
They are still at it! A recent article about the savage murder of a mother and child by her estranged husband saw fit to compare what they paid for the house and what it was worth now. You really just have to marvel at the evil banality of this grotesque little rag and the mentality of the people who write and read it.
It really is the THE epitome of tabloid, trash journalism, marketed at the upper middle class. Racist, sexist, bottom wipe publication . And the comments section is beyond repulsive alt- right propaganda.
The Daily Mirror and Guardian are a lot worse.
What the eff are you talking about. Looks like you drank too much Drambuie last night.
@@railway-share3820 how so?
All these years later, this is still my go-to reply whenever anyone cites a Daily Mail article.
Same here! 😂
It's still the same old things as well.
How do you confuse a DailyMail reader?
Tell them that terrorists kill paedophiles.
hahahaha! ... brilliant mate gona steal that ... :-)
A banker, an asylum seeker, and a Daily Mail reader are all sitting down having morning coffee when a tray with 10 biscuits is brought over. The banker takes 9 of the biscuits and then tells the Daily Mail reader "Watch out for that asylum seeker. He's going to try and take your biscuit away."
MrMetalover666 why should asylum seekers have biscuits at all? Unlike bankers, the have contributed nothing to our country.
Suilven Mountain But think of what have bankers have taken away from humanity...
Ronald Last what have they taken away? Without banks we would still be living in mud huts and wattle and daub cottages
13 years later and they all could've been daily mail headlines from the last month.
In the Harry Potter books, Uncle Vernon reads the Daily Mail. That explains a lot.
Given J.K Rowling's politics it was likely intentional.
gammons innit
Weird; I'm reading the German translation right now, it doesn't say what paper it is, instead simply just referring to it as "the/a newspaper".
And now, haters of the Daily Mail hate JK Rowling. Says alot.
She was probably trying to give him a redeeming quality 😂
More than a decade later and nothing has changed except that it may be a bit worse.
When I was a kid, my mum (an avid DM reader) told me that eating cheese that has been wrapped in cling film will give you cancer! This was also around the time when I realised that saying "Did you read that shit in the Daily Mail?" would drive her crazy. I've used it ever since. This song is bang on the money. Great work!
@Gary Mackridge unfortunately I know a handful of DM readers. They are absolutely obsessed with Cancer, people who have cancer and reading about people with..... Any one would think it was the only disease on the planet. They like Nigel Farridge and hate Meghan Markle. Just realised I gotta dump those people. Will do it tomorrow 👍
@@miloandalfie5509 I bet DM is their only source of information too. Another favourite pov of my mum's (from the DM) is that wind farms don't generate much electricity. I always say "why would they build them then??" Crazy
They do have downsides though like lulls in wind activity and energy storage. They also use a fair amount of oil. Nuclear getting better and safer is much needed. Finland if I'm not mistaken uses majority Nuclear and wind.
Cancer from your cling cheese 🎵
"...it's even rubbish for toilet paper, because its gets more shit on you than it takes off.."
- Jingles
:D
It says a lot that I didn't even realize that the Mail covers were fake until 3/4 through
Says someone who appears to be a reader of fake news right-wing media. The Daily Mail are batcrap crazy and their followers are so gullible it feels like their IQs are negative numbers.
If it wasn't for this I'd have thought all these were real
Gotta love Poe's Law.
Wait if the aren’t real daily mail covers then what the fuck is the point
Because those are the exact sort of articles they have published many times in the past.
I especially love the order in which the headlines were chosen.
"Bring back capital punishment for peadophiles"
is followed immediately by
"Photo feature on schoolgirl skirt styles"
nice work you two.
You do know those DM pages were fake. Yes?
In this case, yes.
@@hempson1 Lol you are like all looney left snowflakes, you can't stand to hear or read the truth. Full of PC bull shyt.
Ummm.... you forgot to stick out you tongue and say “So there !!!”
@@hempson1 Lol!! Good to see the looney left are alive and well and are STILL sharing the same lame brain cell. Anyhoo, I'm off up the city to say hello to a great!! GREAT!! President!!😁😀🖕👌🇺🇸
I am American and hearing this song years ago has helped me be cautious of anything daily mail since. Thanks
I love the facial expression the singer pulls every time he says "it's absolutely true because I read it in the daily mail" xxx
This is bookmarked for when someone links me a story to the daily mail.
Andy Copland Same!
ahahahah same here :-)
I've bust this video out so much.
I followed a link from Quora that had been posted for that very reason - and look forward to passing it along!
I'm from Germany, and here, we have a so-called "newspaper" named the BILD (lit. "PICTURE"), that's pretty much the same as the Daily Mail, in terms of intellectual level (or the lack thereof) and bullshit news. Congratulations on that song, made me laugh way harder than I expected it to. Also, congrats to the guy in the comments who transcribed the lyrics and chords, I started playing it right away after I heard the song and read his comment.
BILD and the Daily Mail certainly play in the same sport as far as the yellow press is concerned. But they are not even close to playing in the same league.
Congratulations on having a better command of English than the majority of Daily Mail readers. The use of "or the lack thereof" surprised me as I'd have thought that would be an English-as-first-language thing, is there a direct equivalent in German or are you just really, good at picking up little quirks of foreign languages?
12 years later and it's all still relevant
Where are you Dan and Dan? The last time I saw you was in the canteen at BBC TVC when you were about to make a pilot for the BBC. We need Dan and Dan more than ever. Please come back!
Ten years later and I'm still not sure if Dan and Dan is one person or a set of twins.
I'm pretty sure it's just one guy with some video magic, looks like the footage of the newspapers is sped up at points to keep everything in time.
@GeriatricPurpleTurtle Yes
Still relevant.
A song for the ages.
`Give them something to hate' The mantra of the Mail's founder.
"Something" being whatever their taxes pay for.
reading the daily mail should come with a public health warning
Like the cigarette packets, just show a picture of a shrunken brain and angry white people on the London Underground going off on racist rants.
More or less
Reading your comments should have an even bigger public health warning.😁🖕👌
@@wanderer1955 Is someone upset because they don't want to admit the Daily Mail is a shit source?
The more I learn about British politics the better I understand this song
Can't believe this has existed for 12 years and this is the first time I've seen it. Brilliant!
The Daily Mail is the only brand of toilet paper that, when used, leaves more shit on you than you started with.
The insane focus on young women is so utterly surprising because the Daily Mail was previously considered a "women's newspaper", with at least some women working there. It must be hard to find the right sleeping drugs.
The sarcasm dripping from this song - perfect. The perfect song to summarise my hatred and disrespect for the Daily Mail. Nothing affection about this send-off.
This was a touch of class.
I sadly read a Daily Mail article today. I got sucked into the click bait title, mostly because I actually knew it was actually wrong about said topic. Kinda glad I did, the amount of made up facts made me laugh so much. And it reminded of this amazing song.
306 dislikes, Paul Dacre has been busy
Ah the Daily Mail, a paper Rupert Murdoch won't have to buy because they're already doing his job for him
Twelve solid years, it's been. And I still think about this every time I see a Daily Mail headline.
Really, you have to be a little bit impressed for sheer consistency.
You could swap a few names on those headlines and it would be like it was printed today.
My favorite part: "Just gonna go and wash my hands, I think." This is brilliant!
I'm rewatching this for about the 10th time over the years and the amount of juxtapositioning in this is just glorious. Every headline is used as commentary for the last.
Didn’t release the daily mail was always horrible
they were pro-hitler before the war
"I'm just going to wash my hands, I think.."
"I would if I were you"
Showed it to my mum and she laughed her head off and shared it on Facebook. She is now a big fan of yours, Dan. And of course, a big fan of Dan.
You couldn't have put my views into a song any better. I salute you Dan and Dan. You two are amazing.
Fuck me sideways, was this really nine years ago? Damnation!
This needs updating, in light of the Mail's courageous campaign against those 'Enemies of the People', the High Court.
I'm torn between thinking they have the editorial policy of Chicken Licken and thinking they hate everyone not in their preferred demographic. Probably both.
Then there's the wonderful hypocrisy of the dead tree version campaigning vigorously against the sexualisation of children and for mandatory internet porn filters, while their online version seems to be a celebrity gossip magazine with a newspaper attached - with drawing attention to the body shape / fashion choices of celebrity youngsters perfectly OK in their world view.
Thanks Jingles xD Epic song..
LoL that bad of a newspaper this is?
Rng Adept yes, yes it is
yeah beware of the minion landing
another minion inbound!
Minion landing, Jingles sent me here. Good vid, alright boys lets go home
How true these words are! even four years after the first upload of this song, nothing much has changed....
it still didn't change at all next 4 years later
@@romangiertych5198 or the year after that. Few more women celeb trolling deaths on their bloody hands now tho. Obsessed they are with trolling women, hounding them literally to death. Amy Winehouse, Caroline Flack, abusing Ms Markle. Complain to Ipso.
The only facts in the Daily Mail are the date and price..Bloody expensive toilet paper too!
This song is just even more relevant today.
The fact that I can't tell what date this is just shows how bad they are
Oh my God love this so much showing it to everyone. Please do a The Sun or Daily Star or The Mirror song.
+JJ Hahahahhahaha probably lol. Don't forget a toppless page three of Dan too!
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What’s so sad is that I genuinely had to use Google to figure out those headlines were made up. Because they were genuinely indistinguishable from the shit the Mail actually comes up with.
That eye roll tho! The exact expression when I see The Daily(cancer)Mail articles in SnapChat discovery
Not only very amusing but extremely imaginative. Good job, Dan & Dan.
Nearly 10 years on and not a lot has changed...
This song is Fucking brilliant I'm glad I found it
This is AWESOME!
Just been told about this! Love it!
It's even worse in the comments sections of the "Daily Mail"!
***** They once produced a non story about some guy from Malawi who joined my school claiming he was 14 when he looked like a fully grown adult. The top comment was:
'X ray his bones and teeth, that will tell you his age. We should be doing this for ALL asylum seekers and African immigrants claiming to be minors' *4500 thumbs up*
They once (Jan 29 2016) had a story purportedly about a Swedish schoolkid with refugee background claiming to be much younger than he was. They used a picture of him "racing his classmates" where he was visibly 5-6 years older than them. Problem was, the pic + story was knicked from nazi websites, who had re-purposed" a real local news story. In reality, the guy had refugee background but came here with his parents when he was six. He is a runner, and the picture was not of him "racing his classmates". His old school had invited him to visit after he won a championship, to inspire the kids to run more. So he was 15 and running with these 10-year-old schoolkids in the picture.
When the Daily Mail was informed, instead of correcting the story, they blocked Swedish access to it online.
I know it’s been six years but it’s not changed. Still an absolute war zone.
@@Harvester236 half a decade later, 2020. The DM, pro Trump propaganda, and referring to civil rights protesters as a "violent mob". I didn't know you could be violent to bricks and mortar.
Well said, Jagen. And thank you, Dan and Dan. I do wonder why people buy this tawdry little Rag.
Love it - funny. Thanks. I'm from countryside nr. Blackpool. In Salem OR now - so nice funny reminder of home.
absolutely brilliant!
glad to see that some people in this country understand the daily mail is full of lies. keep up the good work
Aaaaaand ... we welcome Boris Liar Johnson as a writer for the DAILY MAIL!
You know it's amazing how this has remained relevant and continues to be relevant. Never change Daily Mail.
Outstanding Dan.... And you too Dan 🤘
"I'm gonna go wash my hands"
"I would if I were you"
Those two simple lines made me die of laughter XD
This is still brilliant. Well done Dan. And Dan.
10 years later, still applies.
One word Brilliant lol made my day this did.
Don’t look at The Sun either, it hurts your eyes.
I was unaware that England had it's own version of Fox News.
PokemonTom09
Same boss.
Field Marshal Fry
Ah sorry, and thanks for the correction, it seems I'm a bit lost when it comesto his empire, unfortunatly.
PokemonTom09 Oh what you could write about British Tabloids, Rupert Murdoch and Robert Maxwell.
+PokemonTom09 The whole world has a version or versions of it. 5 billionaires control 80% of the world's media and guess who wants to maintain the status quo?
+Tim Hoy let me have a guess, an orange haired, tiny handed despot that redefined "use your trump card" to mean bribe someone and cheat in elections.
"I would, if I were you". Subtle and brilliant.
I'm like 1m of the 2.4m views. Just never gets old - absolute genius the whole thing.
A Scottish teacher at my school was talking about media coverage on the referendum and played us all this song! Aha
Irony is the fact they told the Independence camp that that going independent would mean being out of the EU. Two years later they supported a big lie
Is there any tab for this absolute banger?
Great song guys!! Beautifully witty lyrics! ☺️😁☺️👍 Worth sharing even 9 years after it was uploaded!! 👍
This is still relevant even today
New Daily Mail research has concluded that living leads to death
Patrick 😂😂😂😂😂😭
Living gives you cancer.
TheAngryHolmesian people die when they are killed!
@Patrick... From Cancer?
I wish someone would release this on download or CD so we can all buy it and send it to no. 1 in the charts.
Pretty please?
Hahah this song has become my standard reply every time someone links me to anything from the DM. Thanks, John Green for pointing me to this song.
Go Dan (& Dan!) This quality stuff, just discovered today via Twitter, truer than ever now, thank you! :)
7 Years later and this song is as relevant as ever.
This tuneful bunch of fake headlines was hilarious when I first saw it years ago . . . but since then, people really do make up "Daily Mail News" - believe it - and share it like they're facts! Truth really is stranger than fiction.
Haven't seen this in ages and for some reason it just popped into my head. Not sure why but watching it makes me smile inside.
Made me chuckle, brilliant piece!
jingles? :D
looks like your getting locked in a foam cell with Piers Morgan
In addition to funny, this song and Dan's voice are oddly soothing. ☺
Can't believe I'm watching this again in 2020 (and enjoying it just as much as I did the first, second and 1000000th time years ago). All the best, Dans!
This is absolutely brilliant
This is so cool! If it winds up Daily Heil readers than great. I always used the Daily Mail to line our cat’s litter tray, so she could add her s**t to the s**t already in it!
You can't even argue that the Daily Mail is any good as toilet paper because it is already covered in shit.
I post this on 8chan's /pol/ about every other day. We love this song.
Did you mean to spell 4chan /b/ro? :D
Naw, I meant 8chan. I prefer the site to 4chan much more. You can make your own board and assign your own moderators. Infinite boards, webms with sound, no post limit. Lot of cool features that 8chan has that 4chan doesn't.
So It's essentialy tumblr
Please don't advertise 8chan too much, it's so good right now and it only gets worse if it grows too big
fullchan master race
I Can Tell That We Are Gonna Be Friends.
So true it hurts, I'm so embarrassed that my family reads that rag, fortunately I have never read a single page. In fact I don't read newspapers because I've tried and I nearly fell into a coma.
This video is a public service.
Brilliant how a grotty newspaper lives rent free inside people's spacious heads! 😂
I have never seen someone make that distinction on here before. Some faith in humanity has been restored.
Little confused right now. Is that the same person?
(genious song btw)
Yes.
No.
dananddanfilms HA!
It's one guy with some clever editing skills.
+theingejansen Dan's more attractive while Dan has nicer hair.
Excellent. Britain's "We Didn't Start The Fire".
Good lord, its better than that shite. No relevance at all?!
Endless Princess Diana stories. And hatred and bile.
Apart from the Russel brand bit (they would probably agree with him now) 100% relevant
Please update this tune, or add a few versus, the Mail has been in fire recently!
DFTBA
SCB? Didn't expect to see you here lol
Nothing has changed since this was written.
been living abroad for a ew years. still come back for this love it