Riding With Red Dead's Most Disciplined Clan

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    Red Dead Online's most disciplined gang is an aberration in games. They took the oh so restrictive platform Rockstar provided and did exactly as Dutch did. They became something more. www.reaperlords.com/
    Thanks to David Blom for extra editing help: @leavedavidalone
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  • @Whitelight
    @Whitelight  3 ปีที่แล้ว +2277

    The first 1000 people who click the link will get 2 free months of Skillshare Premium skl.sh/whitelight08201. Syndicate and Watch_Dogs 2 are currently in the works.

    • @yahela487
      @yahela487 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Cant wait for watch dogs 2.

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      @majeedmamah7457 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      When are you doing Sekiro?

    • @cillianlawlor3160
      @cillianlawlor3160 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The link isn't in the description for that podcast. Awesome new intro though.

    • @makadoz
      @makadoz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      pawg

    • @njdub3319
      @njdub3319 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      So keen for Watch Dogs 2!

  • @ryanc5487
    @ryanc5487 ปีที่แล้ว +5205

    Imagine hearing your 40 yr old husband yelling at some 13 year old like he's a drill sergeant 💀💀🤣🤣

    • @lynchn9562
      @lynchn9562 ปีที่แล้ว +447

      Bold of you to assume any of them are still married if at all

    • @kadennelms8419
      @kadennelms8419 ปีที่แล้ว +170

      @@lynchn9562 if they’re married I’m sure the wife doesn’t speak English yet lol

    • @Spychopunk2077
      @Spychopunk2077 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      40 yrs old and treat a online game like this? he wasted 30 years old his life.

    • @philcassidy3823
      @philcassidy3823 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Spychopunk2077 nice pfp though it's doing horrible things to my hormones

    • @Spychopunk2077
      @Spychopunk2077 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@philcassidy3823 i got my heart jumped like crazy first time pvp in any online games, but then i keep diving in, and now its like im clicking on people to kill them... boring as a day job.

  • @rRenzooo
    @rRenzooo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7062

    I’m sorry. But the seriousness of this video makes it so damn funny. “One of our guards admitted that he was playing animal crossing on another device. He’s no longer with us”

    • @itacotaco1480
      @itacotaco1480 3 ปีที่แล้ว +480

      They caught him playing animal crossing and put a hit on him

    • @callmecaleb420
      @callmecaleb420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +181

      I was hoping this was a parody.

    • @verge8379
      @verge8379 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      LMFAOOOOO I'm pissing myself this is hilarious

    • @infernotara870
      @infernotara870 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Time stamp please

    • @Growmetheus
      @Growmetheus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Pretty sure it meant that he was neglecting the clan. If he went to them about it knowing the rules already, then I’m sure he was ready to move on anyways

  • @tinablackk4603
    @tinablackk4603 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2968

    I'd rather my kid be in an actual gang then tell me they're doing this

    • @Tangy123
      @Tangy123 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +56

      Dead 💀

    • @Liam_Grey
      @Liam_Grey 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +113

      For real, at least there's some sort of dignity, not much, but some.

    • @dir-gk
      @dir-gk 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      LMFAOO.

    • @BirdGang6
      @BirdGang6 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      I’m laughing out loud lol

    • @somethingclever4563
      @somethingclever4563 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Lmao

  • @444neptune9
    @444neptune9 ปีที่แล้ว +1150

    One of our members applied deodorant, he's no longer with us

    • @praetorian7940
      @praetorian7940 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Let people be.

    • @444neptune9
      @444neptune9 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@praetorian7940 Yeah lets allow people to ruin all aspects of someone elses experience of the game cause some sweaty obese tree dwarfs want to act like they're from the wild west when really they're just lazy and their most developed muscle is their forearm because all they do is masturbate, eat, and play rdr2.

    • @fobo3361
      @fobo3361 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +37

      @@praetorian7940 if only the "reaper lords" did that

    • @oess855
      @oess855 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      ​@@praetorian7940let people hate.

  • @midorithefestivegardevoir6727
    @midorithefestivegardevoir6727 ปีที่แล้ว +5583

    "A member went afk because his mother fell down the stairs."
    *"He's no longer with us."*

    • @benvolio5415
      @benvolio5415 ปีที่แล้ว +286

      neither is his mum 💀💀

    • @mrdilophosaursr410
      @mrdilophosaursr410 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@benvolio5415 damn

    • @sigmaoperator1688
      @sigmaoperator1688 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@benvolio5415 oh fuck. Good one.

    • @supercool1594
      @supercool1594 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      I am imagining this coming through a bad microphone

    • @migueltanhi869
      @migueltanhi869 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The collective punishment comments have aged poorly...

  • @windhelmguard2405
    @windhelmguard2405 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3051

    ”We had a member that had admitted to being a fat virgin, he got promoted”

    • @Milk-wm3uu
      @Milk-wm3uu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      😂😂

    • @Relax-ge2uf
      @Relax-ge2uf 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hahahahaha

    • @SirDankleberry
      @SirDankleberry 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      We gave him a bonus when we found out he's a Discord moderator.

    • @jasontaylor5402
      @jasontaylor5402 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That comparison is an insult to fat virgins.

    • @MarkusWesterdahl
      @MarkusWesterdahl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jasontaylor5402 did you take offense

  • @gimpuccino
    @gimpuccino 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +696

    I still come back to this every now and then, just to remind myself that no matter what I do or say in life, i'll never be as bad as these cringlords

    • @ptprojektred
      @ptprojektred 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      Just same. If I have a bad day I think of this and everything just magically gets better lol

    • @AntiChris84
      @AntiChris84 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      I still can’t tell if the video is ironically being supportive of them or if it’s genuinely trying to make this posse sound like a positive thing.

    • @daneironfoot2696
      @daneironfoot2696 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Literally same here. These guys are faqqs 😂

    • @BoxiesAU
      @BoxiesAU 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Haha same mate

    • @FinbarGallagher
      @FinbarGallagher 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      ​@@AntiChris84More so trying to make it sound interesting, I think, and it is to me, not appealing, these guys are clearly losers, just interesting.

  • @Monkeychicken2028
    @Monkeychicken2028 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +262

    Last night I was in Saint Denis and there was a 4 man posse of reaper lords that randomly attacked us so we started killing them with our group of 4. They were all like level 200+ and my buddies were below level 80 I am level 156. Then we kept killing them and they called in like 9 people and guess what. We still killed all of them until they ran away. And I can confirm they were reaper lords.

    • @orgaborga421
      @orgaborga421 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      honestly they seem like that type

    • @Monkeychicken2028
      @Monkeychicken2028 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

      @@orgaborga421 sure are. At first we were scared because it’s a 10v4 but we started winning in the end

    • @mikaelafox6106
      @mikaelafox6106 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      I'm surprised they're still around.

    • @lockery0587
      @lockery0587 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

      They’re probably total ass when it comes to ingame skill. Only skill they have is standing still at meetings for hours.

    • @sweetricecakeman8582
      @sweetricecakeman8582 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      Sounds like Van Der Linde VS O'Driscolls all over again. Overwhelming skill against pure numbers.

  • @damnnigga.4831
    @damnnigga.4831 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6674

    I bet they accepted him filming this because they thought we would call them badass in the Comments, But in turn we are just calling them unemployed virgins

    • @buenoexcellente5364
      @buenoexcellente5364 3 ปีที่แล้ว +359

      Such good publicity...they must of thought

    • @mdcclxxxi8509
      @mdcclxxxi8509 3 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      Yeah lol big mistake

    • @oldsoul1384
      @oldsoul1384 3 ปีที่แล้ว +240

      I don't know who would think they're awesome other than themselves

    • @mdcclxxxi8509
      @mdcclxxxi8509 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@oldsoul1384 yeah

    • @darionmonson
      @darionmonson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      They’re a wanna be MC

  • @dumbass4204
    @dumbass4204 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4922

    One of our members admitted he was working in order to feed his family and gain money irl while he was on guard duty, he's no longer with us anymore

    • @jirizelona485
      @jirizelona485 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ah I see

    • @PHILLYdip_
      @PHILLYdip_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ☠️

    • @trust.worthy
      @trust.worthy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Not true they do y let you in if you have a family

    • @Soshi12005
      @Soshi12005 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      We all know the first rule is that your family works to feed you while you play

    • @thevexbelowall
      @thevexbelowall 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This is new meme potential

  • @malcolmholmes5002
    @malcolmholmes5002 ปีที่แล้ว +553

    No way he compared this cringe-fest to being in the military.

    • @eastvillain3250
      @eastvillain3250 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      Someone can’t listen

    • @TheGreyFox115
      @TheGreyFox115 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      I mean if you only watched bad military movies it about matches lol 😂

    • @fins6191
      @fins6191 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      I think he's saying that a lot of them are from the army that's why they're role-playing the army

    • @ryanlopez1050
      @ryanlopez1050 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@fins6191fuck no, these losers wouldn’t last in the military

    • @MoveSwiftlyNow-ei1xk
      @MoveSwiftlyNow-ei1xk หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      ​@@fins6191I'm in the military lol who tf would want to keep that shit up outside of work is my biggest question.

  • @MachiriReviews
    @MachiriReviews 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +174

    I was in the Lords for a while. But one day I went outside and a woman just happened to appear in my peripheral vision. I looked away as fast as I could, but it was too late. I caught a glimpse of her, and soon after I was banned from the group.

  • @BobTingz
    @BobTingz ปีที่แล้ว +4038

    “they check the map nearly all the time for potential threats “
    who’s in the game that’s a threat? your 32 member posse takes up the whole lobby

    • @CrispyTripod
      @CrispyTripod ปีที่แล้ว +580

      A poor npc that got too close

    • @scottpeltier3977
      @scottpeltier3977 ปีที่แล้ว +407

      @@CrispyTripod”I swear that prairie chicken was concealing a cattleman”

    • @kobolds_den
      @kobolds_den ปีที่แล้ว +137

      @@scottpeltier3977 I swear that western raven was calling artillery

    • @samdoyle2417
      @samdoyle2417 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kobolds_den I swear that pig was a suicide bomber

    • @kearafox6843
      @kearafox6843 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      @@kobolds_den"i swear that morgan was trotting too close"

  • @OcarinaOfSlime
    @OcarinaOfSlime 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3257

    "Sorry babe, can't make dinner tonight, I have guard duty on GTA"

    • @dswanny
      @dswanny 3 ปีที่แล้ว +398

      Really bold of you to assume these dudes have girlfriends

    • @RB-NZ2
      @RB-NZ2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Yeah I’d be willing to wager none of them have ever spoken to a girl apart from their mums. And even then they struggle to hold a conversation with a functioning woman.

    • @sxinley
      @sxinley 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@RB-NZ2 hey same I have never spoken to a girl besides my mom but atleast I’m not like this am I right man?

    • @RB-NZ2
      @RB-NZ2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@sxinley yeah whatever mate

    • @highhonor9443
      @highhonor9443 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@sxinley I see you’re a reaper lord huh

  • @ifipaidmybartabtheu.swould9208
    @ifipaidmybartabtheu.swould9208 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +86

    I played with these guys back in the day. Genuinely thought of becoming one of them. Then I turned 14

    • @Sillymaxing
      @Sillymaxing 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Great story

    • @kilgore1863
      @kilgore1863 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

      R/iam14andthisisdeep

  • @malcolmholmes5002
    @malcolmholmes5002 ปีที่แล้ว +321

    18:45
    I’ve never laughed this hard in my life. Dude looks exactly how I picture they would look.😂

    • @psychoticmortacarn
      @psychoticmortacarn ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Oh my God, they have SHIRTS? PLEASE don't tell me they have fucking shirts 🤣

    • @oess855
      @oess855 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      ​@@psychoticmortacarnthey do😂

    • @AM-jx3zf
      @AM-jx3zf 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      😂😂😂

    • @jeid6192
      @jeid6192 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yo he's actually so obese it's hilarious

    • @Tiny-xbx
      @Tiny-xbx 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @@psychoticmortacarnthat one guy is actually being paid for billboard space

  • @NeonSuperNovas
    @NeonSuperNovas 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3032

    Imagine being on guard duty and your WiFi disconnects.

    • @monkii5258
      @monkii5258 3 ปีที่แล้ว +510

      Mate that sentence should've ended with "Imagine being on gaurd duty."

    • @Bandstand
      @Bandstand 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@monkii5258 🤣

    • @gavins9846
      @gavins9846 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      LIVID 40Y.O. LOCKED AND LOADED.
      "Grammar jacks, all 26 alphabets, go go gO MAGGOT"

    • @noobz4hire290
      @noobz4hire290 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol 😂

    • @willsharpe6492
      @willsharpe6492 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      He’s no longer with us

  • @Rvniish
    @Rvniish 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3093

    “Hey baby I’m home alone”
    “Sorry I’m on guard duty tonight” 💀

  • @Goblinwarrior1
    @Goblinwarrior1 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    Someone got rejected into the marines and made it their entire personality

  • @RealityZGaming
    @RealityZGaming 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +44

    I prospected for their GTAV MC club years ago and they were a bunch of losers. I got kicked out because I had a baseball game and couldn't attend a meeting, they apparently don't know it was just a video game and people have lives outside of it. There's people who value RP and then there's no life weirdos who get bullied at school.

  • @slumpgod9327
    @slumpgod9327 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3216

    "Michael I'm sorry that your mum is in the hospital ICU but if you don't guard the door you're getting demoted"

    • @theugly4408
      @theugly4408 3 ปีที่แล้ว +182

      "uuuuh, D3struct1v3_ G4m3r, i don't care that your little sister just got hit by a bus, you either ride with us in a perfect formation, or we're gonna have to kick you out....."

    • @chr0mez851
      @chr0mez851 3 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      “ManGamer69 I know you’re town is burning and your losing electricity but help me god if you lose your damn internet connection and disconnect while on guard we’re gonna have to kick you out”.

    • @gavins9846
      @gavins9846 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      "Michael step out of line, 750 word essay on the "Reaper Lord Lifestyle" due, tomorrow morning. Two hundred crouches. Capiche maggot?"

    • @michaeledgington3729
      @michaeledgington3729 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      “what do you mean you were at your grandmother’s funeral instead of guarding the Lord meeting? hand in your gun and your horse”

    • @OblivionImperialGuard
      @OblivionImperialGuard 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Michael Edgington “Jimmy Goodbye”

  • @boiledcabbage9988
    @boiledcabbage9988 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1971

    We had a member that told us he took showers, he is no longer with us

  • @starystarej9439
    @starystarej9439 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    "Energy and enthusiasm" Standing still for 8 hours of gameplay when others have fun

  • @AMediumSizedKodiak
    @AMediumSizedKodiak ปีที่แล้ว +82

    Thank you for this. Genuinely one of the goofiest cringe fests I have ever seen. I was literally laughing through almost the entire thing. Especially the lineups and shit 💀

  • @KappyBank
    @KappyBank 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6503

    Imagine just having fun, killing some guy in a game and then he just calls in his cavalry of virgins to swarm the server while saying "we didn't start this fight, but we'll end it"

    • @ariusgaming3631
      @ariusgaming3631 3 ปีที่แล้ว +247

      LMAOOOOOOOO

    • @gasmasklad6493
      @gasmasklad6493 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      I know right

    • @SolusFather
      @SolusFather 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Lmaooo, welp don’t be killing nobody online anymore

    • @ye7960
      @ye7960 3 ปีที่แล้ว +395

      Lmaooooo I can just imagine them thinking they’re indestructible and saying stuff like “you’ve crossed paths with the reaper lords, don’t make that mistake again” then turning their horse and galloping into the wind 😂

    • @hover97
      @hover97 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Just leavd

  • @itshammertime4297
    @itshammertime4297 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2723

    "Sorry babe I'm on guard duty at a brown shirt meeting"

    • @austinswigercovers
      @austinswigercovers 3 ปีที่แล้ว +323

      Quit acting like they have girlfriends

    • @anonmortal275
      @anonmortal275 3 ปีที่แล้ว +164

      Like 90% of them are 600lbs and haven’t seen there penis in years

    • @weenis3746
      @weenis3746 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@anonmortal275 ya that is true most likely

    • @harryt7363
      @harryt7363 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      It sounds like they are going to a Nazi meeting

    • @CainySNP
      @CainySNP 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@anonmortal275 What u talking about, pretty sure it says clearly that they were in the military or still are

  • @uhuju1
    @uhuju1 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    watching them try to get back in line as they trip over corpses with RDR2's Jank-ass "realistic" movement while a 40 year old tried to do his best drill sargeant impression is just... delicious

  • @Monsterwoah
    @Monsterwoah 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    i'd throw a stick of dynamite at them, watch the rage unfold, then leave and go about my day like a normal person

  • @grendel7192
    @grendel7192 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3799

    “Jonah i’m sorry about your wife’s miscarriage but you missed guard duty so we have to kick you off the raperlords”

    • @deusexpersona95
      @deusexpersona95 3 ปีที่แล้ว +190

      I'm guessing raperlords was not really a typo

    • @grendel7192
      @grendel7192 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Gent Bajko 🌚

    • @puebl0tik358
      @puebl0tik358 3 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      i dont think none of them have a wife or will have a wife 😔😔😔😔

    • @johnnysalami27
      @johnnysalami27 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@grendel7192 unless it’s a floozy from the saloon

    • @jackthomas1448
      @jackthomas1448 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Only problem with this comment is that none of them have ever had sex.

  • @miranda.361
    @miranda.361 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2206

    Guys stop making fun of them. I can’t like all of the comments.

    • @tw1sted303
      @tw1sted303 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      You sir have won the comment section.

    • @miranda.361
      @miranda.361 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@tw1sted303 ma’am*

    • @DOPExPIRATE
      @DOPExPIRATE 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      They have no chill . LMFAO

    • @TypicalJacques
      @TypicalJacques 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😂😂read my mind

    • @maltesko-nw4nf
      @maltesko-nw4nf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Agree

  • @BrysonGaudreau
    @BrysonGaudreau 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

    They are just a bunch of high level edgy greifers. I ran into them and i was minding my business than i just get shot in the back

    • @ElCaracortada
      @ElCaracortada 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Ooh dont worry
      There are just pissed
      Pretty much every player gangs have destroy them
      Im surprise they still playing
      I was thinking they have disapear 2 years back
      When they jumped at you?

  • @KillroyLP
    @KillroyLP ปีที่แล้ว +36

    19:20 I completely understand to what he is saying. You gotta experience it to fully understand the joy of spending online time with people you enjoy and know for longer time . But I was a teenager during those times, not a full grown 30 yo adult.

    • @Savoia-xr2yx
      @Savoia-xr2yx 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      There's nothing wrong in having fun with gaming even in your 80s

  • @wetald7569
    @wetald7569 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2013

    “We had a member admit he went outside, he is no longer with us”

    • @SolusFather
      @SolusFather 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I’m crying

    • @user-cq1hw2bx6g
      @user-cq1hw2bx6g 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hehe yea boah

    • @Jutles
      @Jutles 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂😂

    • @acupofcoffee7545
      @acupofcoffee7545 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes if you can't get committed and at this game at all times then don't join this gang

    • @wetald7569
      @wetald7569 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Sorry, I have plans to not be a disappointment

  • @ISquintsI
    @ISquintsI 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7846

    Imagine walking in your grown sons room and hearing him berate a 14 year old kid like a drill Sargent over a cow boy game

    • @Billy-bn1rp
      @Billy-bn1rp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Bootygoon "cowboy game"

    • @TyDaGreatest.
      @TyDaGreatest. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +150

      All I can think about is that King of the Hill scene when Hank walk in on Bobby then walks out immediately afterwards.

    • @hank64589
      @hank64589 3 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      Imagine walking in your grown son's room and realizing your grown son still lives with you.

    • @lifeonslow
      @lifeonslow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      lmafoooo

    • @codybossert684
      @codybossert684 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      "Are ya winning, son?"

  • @Sevenseas0
    @Sevenseas0 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

    We had a member who said he washed the dishes….. He is no longer with us

  • @bahramsultan8310
    @bahramsultan8310 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    Imagine...
    Being a Lord,
    Having underlings,
    Being a Clan Leader,
    Controlling territories,
    Riding through towns while staring at the frightened inhabitants,
    Hunting for survival,
    In a fucking game. Pathetic.

    • @zusty9589
      @zusty9589 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      That doesn't sound much different from "Imagine RPing in a game, pathetic"

    • @crazycar4015
      @crazycar4015 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Like the other commenter said, by this description's logic, anybody who plays a video game ever is pathetic for roleplaying as the main character by utilizing the controls.
      That being said, it's amazing to me that they could take a game where your character can be free and ride with friends, doing as you please and focusing on the game environment with a world of possiblities, and turn it into a platform for a faux mil-sim/motorcycle club simulator where everything is strictly organized and players have to do utterly meaningless tasks for no reason. It turns a enjoyable couple of hours doing light grinding and messing around with the boys into a stressful chore, run by nerds on a power trip.
      Equating them to the Van Der Linde gang is the biggest sin of all in this video lol. The Van Der Linde gang was a tight nit circle of skilled gunslingers who worked by a code but otherwise worked loosely and somewhat independently of each other, with the main camp being their rally point. This gang is more like the O'Driscolls, at least based on what I've seen and heard. A massive band of mediocre players who get by on their numbers, usually riding around causing trouble for the hell of it, ganging up on solo players and generally being nuisances.

    • @bahramsultan8310
      @bahramsultan8310 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@zusty9589 sure.

    • @KrolKaz
      @KrolKaz 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      This would be cool if the game actually had gameplay mechanics that served those purposes, like having gang wars over a part of town that allows you to make more money.

    • @youuglyasl4842
      @youuglyasl4842 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@crazycar4015well most don’t make it their entire lives do they, they just play the game and do it for fun. That ain’t the case with those things and you know it lmao you’re just projecting cuz you know all these guys are losers 💀

  • @wololo3781
    @wololo3781 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35082

    We had a member who admitted to have lost his virginity, he is no longer with us.

    • @icantcomeupwithaname4583
      @icantcomeupwithaname4583 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4840

      We recently had an applicant that is no longer with us. He admitted that he moved out of his mom's house and got a job. He's no longer with us.

    • @Aaron-pt9fu
      @Aaron-pt9fu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +252

      Lmao

    • @philosopherstoned832
      @philosopherstoned832 3 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      🤦🏾‍♂️😂

    • @hamfromsd
      @hamfromsd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      😂

    • @bedsheets1867
      @bedsheets1867 3 ปีที่แล้ว +489

      I hope they see this comment and realize how fucking pathetic they are lmao

  • @elongatedalbatross9318
    @elongatedalbatross9318 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8625

    Sorry man I can't come out tonight I have guard duty for my clan in Red Dead Online
    No it's not like a mode or anything I just stand still and look at the map for hours in a lobby only the clan is in
    Why are you laughing?

    • @myiqis2752
      @myiqis2752 3 ปีที่แล้ว +691

      Lol as if they’d even have anyone to go out with

    • @IamINERT
      @IamINERT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      I cracked up

    • @chung0217
      @chung0217 3 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      @OGRedwood Because when you're a middle aged dad who doesn't have the skills to be good at games people actually play you gotta compensate somehow

    • @adferxis
      @adferxis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @GiRayne Nah dude you don't know anything about this scene it shows

    • @chung0217
      @chung0217 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @GiRayne nah disaffected male youths congregate in comment sections for leafy videos and complain about women on twitter, this here is more boomer than that IMO

  • @daltoncampbell8401
    @daltoncampbell8401 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    I applied, but was denied immediately after they discovered that I had lost my virginity weeks prior. Very sad, I was really hoping to join.

  • @X-SPONGED
    @X-SPONGED ปีที่แล้ว +88

    Fun Fact: One of the requirements of joining The Reaper Lords is to take their very own "Gamer's Oath" so to speak. You have to swear by your anime body pillow and Chinesium Katana to never touch grass, never shower, and never go outside for anything ever again. Only then shall you be a member of Red Dead Online's cringiest, least self aware loreplayers.

    • @praetorian7940
      @praetorian7940 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Let people do what they want.

    • @WaltaWhite69
      @WaltaWhite69 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Lmao

    • @bradley_the_cowboy5062
      @bradley_the_cowboy5062 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@praetorian7940 calm down blue haired Santa. We aren't saying they can't "stay on a video game 24/7 for longer than the Egyptian times" we are saying it is 100% blatant dull and cringe. Like seriously on pixels you have so called "military" rules why not actually join the army then idiots or you know get a job 😂

  • @juliano5662
    @juliano5662 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1806

    "We had a member, who admitted to have seen the sunlight. He is no longer with us."

    • @user-cq1hw2bx6g
      @user-cq1hw2bx6g 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      💀💀💀😂😂

    • @floorshikuma3346
      @floorshikuma3346 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂🤣🤣💀💀💀

    • @bankroiii7278
      @bankroiii7278 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@floorshikuma3346😂😂💀💀😂🤣

    • @wozamigamez592
      @wozamigamez592 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "We have a member admiting of eating pizza, he is no longer with us anymore"

  • @BrokenTreeProd
    @BrokenTreeProd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4310

    Imagine walking around in real life being like "I'm a reaper lord" and than getting your ass kicked

    • @kaushalm4461
      @kaushalm4461 3 ปีที่แล้ว +271

      @BLANK SLATE no,ass kicked

    • @gdnemec0
      @gdnemec0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +158

      Probably 99% of them lmao

    • @kaushalm4461
      @kaushalm4461 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@gdnemec0 lol

    • @BILLY-gs2sk
      @BILLY-gs2sk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      They look so dumb lol

    • @JW-hn5nt
      @JW-hn5nt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I mean he did say most were vets or in active server

  • @anthonysimpson01
    @anthonysimpson01 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    2:31 bro walked out like it was the ending of red dead 1 ☠️

    • @13lueBomber
      @13lueBomber 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      lmaooo. 👨🏻‍🍳🤌🏼

  • @BLPOL
    @BLPOL 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    This is one of the most depressing things I have ever seen.

  • @defi9903
    @defi9903 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7306

    Ran into them once.
    I was casually hunting, trying to grind and stuff.
    They ganged up on me because I was hurting the ecosystem
    Hilarious.

    • @extoxico277
      @extoxico277 3 ปีที่แล้ว +851

      Lmao you got to be kidding

    • @defi9903
      @defi9903 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1617

      @@extoxico277 I promise, I am not.
      Apparently, I was hunting TOO MANY animals

    • @extoxico277
      @extoxico277 3 ปีที่แล้ว +328

      @@defi9903 😂😂 fucking wild

    • @extoxico277
      @extoxico277 3 ปีที่แล้ว +513

      @@defi9903 idk why they don't just literally start a red M server and rp there

    • @defi9903
      @defi9903 3 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      @@extoxico277 idk either lol

  • @funnyvalentinedidnothingwrong
    @funnyvalentinedidnothingwrong 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5850

    Imagine spending hours in a game standing still looking at a map, multiple days in a row, "guarding" in a lobby that is literally filled with people in your clan, and somehow convincing yourself you're having fun. Animal Crossing bro did nothing wrong.

    • @romaindubray2325
      @romaindubray2325 3 ปีที่แล้ว +501

      That's most likely part of an act. They most likely fuck around like anyone else when they fill a lobby. It's just telling everyone you can (remember they solicited whitelight) "I AM HARDCORE", total power trip. And if it wasn't just an act, it's borderline cult-like in it's process and how much it requires of you.
      Either way, pretty unhealthy, probably seems like good fun from the inside, but Animal Crossing guy definitely dodged a bullet (if he existed to begin with).

    • @funnyvalentinedidnothingwrong
      @funnyvalentinedidnothingwrong 3 ปีที่แล้ว +228

      @@romaindubray2325 See, that's the problem. Tough gangs don't advertise their toughness by inviting influencers to come see how cool and tough they are. That's what building a reputation is for.

    • @VeliThaGawd
      @VeliThaGawd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +145

      @@romaindubray2325 but theyer only ones in a lobby tho. If it was like softcore roleplay then ok i guess but its not fun. its weird when ur take up literally a whole lobby,stand guard knowing noone is coming by saying over and over in ur head "its ok its just s little roleplay"

    • @BonzerMrT
      @BonzerMrT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      It’s called Role playing for a reason

    • @VeliThaGawd
      @VeliThaGawd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      @@BonzerMrT role play the same things over and over isnt fun. No wonder dude was playing animal crossing

  • @Destiny-ze2gz
    @Destiny-ze2gz 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    I’m dying laughing rn , not him walking back and forth talking like a Sargent 💀💀🤣

  • @gregjones6507
    @gregjones6507 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    i was doing a bounty last night and a gang of 19 of these virgin lords told me i’m creating an imbalance of power by completing a bounty.

  • @Noods291
    @Noods291 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3479

    Unemployment must be hitting these gents hard.

    • @CamDewsh
      @CamDewsh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Angelo Cabildo 💀💀💀💀💀

    • @commie281
      @commie281 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @Doctorpsylus truly

    • @Usere92738
      @Usere92738 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Indeed

    • @danielsmit11
      @danielsmit11 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Was scrolling for this comment. Surprised I had to scroll as far as I did lol.

    • @oldschooldexter4119
      @oldschooldexter4119 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @JTiger-ib8lf
    @JTiger-ib8lf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3445

    Me at first: “oh this looks cool”
    Me after a few minutes: “this is F’n weird”

    • @alwaysdisputin9930
      @alwaysdisputin9930 3 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      Not really. What's weird is all the people in this comment section being hateful towards these people who are just playing a computer game & roleplaying because they enjoy it. People should be more loving-hearted

    • @Ry1bw
      @Ry1bw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +403

      @@alwaysdisputin9930 nah its weird as fuck, going this “hardcore” in a videogame is just strange

    • @wyonthebeat
      @wyonthebeat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      @@alwaysdisputin9930 Found him

    • @alwaysdisputin9930
      @alwaysdisputin9930 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      @@Ry1bw No it isn't. They are roleplaying. They are just having some fun & being very unbeatable in PvP. The only weird thing is people here being hateful. Your parents didn't bring you up properly. You should be loving-hearted. You should train your mind to be more kind & respectful to make up for the bad upbringing you got.

    • @butchersph1803
      @butchersph1803 3 ปีที่แล้ว +147

      @@alwaysdisputin9930 nope stupid and weird

  • @pyxis_7
    @pyxis_7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I miss the time when my friend and I would see those men around RDO and just have fun by watching them go through their day, it's hilarious

  • @onionbrotm570
    @onionbrotm570 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Funny, I wanted to search stuff about the murfree brood, so I searched for "Red Dead worst gang" and found these bums.

  • @joebidenlikeslittlekids5133
    @joebidenlikeslittlekids5133 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2267

    I ran into a group of these people at Saint Denis they kept messaging me to go away so I threw a stick of dynamite thro a window and blew them all up and left I got so many messages from Mad virgins

    • @junn805
      @junn805 3 ปีที่แล้ว +351

      You r a certified madlad. I salute you.

    • @jackhoge7186
      @jackhoge7186 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      Good job

    • @victoryarn4381
      @victoryarn4381 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      Talk about a perfect avatar

    • @ericklucio9555
      @ericklucio9555 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@junn805 is

    • @PrestoPuma
      @PrestoPuma 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@A_Stranger2256 nice Tremors reference

  • @jobic4207
    @jobic4207 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2491

    this clan just reeks of need for authority and power that they cant get in real life

    • @tagus100
      @tagus100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +165

      This is the very first thing I thought when I saw them yelling at the recruits like drill instructors.

    • @kellanford34_45
      @kellanford34_45 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Its kinda sad lol it’s so lame

    • @harrywhite9030
      @harrywhite9030 3 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      A lot of them are military so I sense they weren't able to progress up the chain of command as well as they thought they could so they've made a fake government that they can dictate over.

    • @tagus100
      @tagus100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      @@harrywhite9030 It's exactly that. Their lives are so dead that they need to exert control over *something*. Yet that manifests in the most tragic thing I have ever seen/experienced.

    • @jobic4207
      @jobic4207 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      @@CrumCringle if your life sucks you need to change it. I don’t go looking for satisfaction by dominating others in a cowboy game...

  • @Hayden-qj1lo
    @Hayden-qj1lo 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I understand the deeper meaning with bonds between strangers online, but I can do that playing games and having fun instead of tormenting myself with, “guard duty”.

  • @horuslupercal1249
    @horuslupercal1249 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I definitely wouldn't call these guys the Van Der Linde gang. They have more in common with the O'Driscolls than the Van Der Linde gang. The O'Driscolls are all about money, numbers and having lots of supplies (which the Reaper Lords seem more in line with). The Van Der Linde gang is about freedom and wanting to preserve the wild west. Being ordered and discipline is more of an O'Driscoll thing than Van Der Linde thing (just look at Micah).

  • @observer4916
    @observer4916 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1828

    We had one member who left guard duty for 2 minutes to urinate instead of using his official Reaper Lords™ piss bucket. He is no longer with us.

    • @adventurerealm63
      @adventurerealm63 3 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      “We had a member who needed to get a job to pay for his dying daughter treatment instead of posting guard duty, he’s no longer with us”

    • @jacksonrendell6872
      @jacksonrendell6872 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      We had one member get a real job, buy a house, get married, start a family, he is no longer with us.

    • @EddyThaYeagerist
      @EddyThaYeagerist 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      YOOOO 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @imwrongbut6544
      @imwrongbut6544 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He trade marked it 😂😂😂😂

    • @Jay-wl9tp
      @Jay-wl9tp 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      😭☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

  • @Highwhyman19
    @Highwhyman19 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5238

    the only reasonable guy on this gang is the guy who's playing animal crossing when guard duty, bless his soul.

    • @ayushshukla2253
      @ayushshukla2253 3 ปีที่แล้ว +333

      “He’s no longer with us” 😂

    • @ssslayer7214
      @ssslayer7214 3 ปีที่แล้ว +228

      Yeah imagine sitting down looking at the map and your surrounding for an hour or two straight

    • @ethangatenby2547
      @ethangatenby2547 3 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      The only guy there who has a soul

    • @Mig_99
      @Mig_99 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      For real lol

    • @red1driver895
      @red1driver895 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@ayushshukla2253 Can someone timestamp that?

  • @yourfbiagent7997
    @yourfbiagent7997 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    Wait till the clan finds out about sex

  • @ptprojektred
    @ptprojektred 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    The fucking Sons of Virigins over here lmao

  • @Cipheratium
    @Cipheratium 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3678

    This comment section definitely isn't the feedback those guys were expecting, lol.

    • @ferstrike2385
      @ferstrike2385 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Dark Cipher my thoughts exactly lmfaooo

    • @PermanentHigh
      @PermanentHigh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Lmaoo

    • @malikevans634
      @malikevans634 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      I gotta say, I felt all the burn.

    • @iGxCarnage
      @iGxCarnage 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      lmfaooo true

    • @nicepfp8958
      @nicepfp8958 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Why they all against it tho

  • @theonlymexicanman4422
    @theonlymexicanman4422 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4646

    Bruh, imagine being kicked off because you played animal crossing

    • @richieg8394
      @richieg8394 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I know

    • @Lubble-
      @Lubble- 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @Pinkamena Pie absolutely

    • @Eshanas
      @Eshanas 3 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      Why did he even admit it? That's the thing. Unless they have someone watching you through your cam, who is going to know if you have a headphone in, or play AC, or w/e? They're map-watchers and first-contact shooters...seems like the guy screwed the pooch really.

    • @ComradeChaos
      @ComradeChaos 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      I don’t agree with kicking someone off for something like that, I would understand if he were playing a mobile game like during a war with ppl or playing on his phone while they’re actually doin something if he was on his phone because like no one likes a teammate who is just AFK playing on his phone like we all hate it we hate it in call of duty we hate it in every game but if you’re just standing there and your one objective is to literally stand there and watch the mini map it’s not that difficult to play animal Crossing and glance up every minute plus there’s two guards there’s TWO guards if anything all you have to do is listen out for the other person to say something and then you know do your job as a “guard”. Plus, he never had to admit to playing on his phone. it doesn’t make sense to me I don’t like the strictness of that I would only see that making sense if he was actually harming the team with being AFK

    • @MechanicWolf85
      @MechanicWolf85 3 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      Well he got kicked off because he wasn't doing his fictional job, that probably didn't get paid anyways

  • @soulofachristian8704
    @soulofachristian8704 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Pow! "Get better"
    Recruit: "um, but I'm dead"....

  • @zamoriansreign
    @zamoriansreign 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8364

    “We had a member who’s skin actually touched sunlight daily.”
    “he’s no longer with us.”

    • @szabolcsmolnar9079
      @szabolcsmolnar9079 2 ปีที่แล้ว +262

      "We had a member who stepped out first time from his parents house."
      "he's no longer with us."

    • @Concise_Parakeet
      @Concise_Parakeet 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@szabolcsmolnar9079 lmao yes

    • @Concise_Parakeet
      @Concise_Parakeet 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      hahahha fr

    • @roygiron4001
      @roygiron4001 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      We had a friend that actually joined the military he is no longer with us because he is actually doing it

    • @z6u5
      @z6u5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@roygiron4001 ok?

  • @scottpeltier3977
    @scottpeltier3977 ปีที่แล้ว +3576

    I applied to the lords. It was going well till my mom opened the curtains during initiation and my skin was exposed to the sun. I was rejected and the next day found a bunch of men on horseback surrounding my house, im still on the run to this day.

    • @potatofarmer4409
      @potatofarmer4409 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      HAHAHAHA

    • @albekevin
      @albekevin ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Lmao 🤣

    • @THEDOYLER
      @THEDOYLER ปีที่แล้ว +7

      LMAOOOOOOOOOOO 💀

    • @CharlieAndHerWorld
      @CharlieAndHerWorld ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

    • @sigmaoperator1688
      @sigmaoperator1688 ปีที่แล้ว

      They don't get to fire their weapons, they have no idea how to shoot. If I were you I'd take my chances and fight them. Role their fatass leader through them like a bowling ball.

  • @dwayneplayerryday
    @dwayneplayerryday ปีที่แล้ว +10

    The reaper lords are the definition of having to much time on your hands lol

  • @Tay20
    @Tay20 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thanks for sharing this information. It was pretty interesting!

  • @glizzygladiator6085
    @glizzygladiator6085 3 ปีที่แล้ว +954

    I ran into these dudes in the mountains, they were all walking in a single file line and I stumbled across them and they were acting like if I was a criminal who just robbed a store, and They charged me, so I threw a dynamite and when it blew up they were acting like they were injured, screaming in pain over a fucking game

    • @sir_chris_the_third73
      @sir_chris_the_third73 3 ปีที่แล้ว +244

      Came across them across them too in Cumberland forest and they attacked me since I got in the way and had to use the forest to escape like wtf 5 guys attacking me just cause I ran into them this shit is ridiculous

    • @pippoalbanisyauqi9112
      @pippoalbanisyauqi9112 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      They should go to the RP server

    • @Syphonus811
      @Syphonus811 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Virgin Lords lmao

    • @johnnycopenace7168
      @johnnycopenace7168 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmfao

    • @deathshead357
      @deathshead357 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Hahahahaha. That is fucking priceless. I can just picture it.

  • @Ivbo
    @Ivbo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1382

    *We had a member admit he made eye contact with a women, he’s no longer with us.*

    • @chesteralanarthur1888
      @chesteralanarthur1888 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      sad

    • @bold-comedy9232
      @bold-comedy9232 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      We had a member which we asked did they leave their room today and they said “yes my brothers funeral was today I miss him” he is no longer with us

  • @UceyJuceyJey
    @UceyJuceyJey 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    You know, when I first clicked on this video, I thought “man, it’s nice to see kids still getting super immersed into video games.”
    ….then I heard a grown man speaking on the other side of the mic and I burst out laughing💀

  • @ignite14
    @ignite14 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Never have I ever seen a group of people take a game that seriously. It's funny but also interesting at the same time.

    • @BaronVonMott
      @BaronVonMott 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

      On the one hand, I am impressed by the dedication.
      On the other, these guys clearly don't have actual jobs IRL! 😂

  • @vescuro
    @vescuro 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3349

    "We had a member admit to taking a shower. He is no longer with us."

    • @mikellisjr
      @mikellisjr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Had to do em like that 🤦🏼‍♂️

    • @Locked_Character
      @Locked_Character 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Fuck lmaooooooo

    • @ZeroFighter
      @ZeroFighter 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Wait, I thought this was Red Dead, not Super Smash Bros.

    • @iliketocomment8144
      @iliketocomment8144 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      😭

    • @kindacringebro4756
      @kindacringebro4756 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      “We had a member eat after staying online for 47 hours. He is no longer with us.”

  • @itadoriyuuji6999
    @itadoriyuuji6999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8819

    if you ever feel useless, just think about what the guards are guarding when a server can only hold 32 players

    • @a_j1menez
      @a_j1menez 2 ปีที่แล้ว +189

      24*

    • @raventamer99
      @raventamer99 2 ปีที่แล้ว +610

      They're on the lookout out for Chuckles, the Rhubarb Rubber of the Rio Grande. Deadliest tryhard to have ever lived. Cleared out entire sessions singlehandedly.

    • @mrpastanicknuggets7269
      @mrpastanicknuggets7269 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@raventamer99 who tf is that, he got a yt

    • @travcreasey6781
      @travcreasey6781 2 ปีที่แล้ว +235

      @@mrpastanicknuggets7269 he’s messing wit you

    • @Tobo226
      @Tobo226 2 ปีที่แล้ว +189

      😂😂 ikr I bet this would be pretty cool if their were 100+ players on a server trying to take em down and stuff

  • @mikeecko
    @mikeecko 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    The first thing I thought when I was watching this video, was it reminded me of the early days of PS3 online. When I first started playing online with friends, we were just a group of guys that played Resistance Fall of Man as a team. And then that became call of duty 4. Those were the days of the best gaming I ever played. I don't play online anymore but if I did I would love to join this clan. I would be a 1000% down to do the best I could do & to be the best that I could be
    I am an OG online player. Thanks for the video and the information

  • @chriswylde2
    @chriswylde2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Watching this back 2 years later & it’s still funny as hell 😂

  • @samcallanan3633
    @samcallanan3633 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1736

    "Jim I understand your mom's in hospital but you didn't do your duties as prospector so we're going to have to kick you from the clan"

    • @popo0129
      @popo0129 3 ปีที่แล้ว +158

      Ken, I get you are in the middle of a stroke but if you do NOT fulfill your guard duties we will have to relieve you of your post and expel you from the clan.

    • @popo0129
      @popo0129 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Lmao loving the other replies so far

    • @alwaysdisputin9930
      @alwaysdisputin9930 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You guys are all misunderstanding the situation here because you don't know the game. This is what obviously happened: a small posse of only a few ReaperLords had a delivery of goods (which is in a fragile cart). 1 of the posse was just standing at camp & not helping to guard the cart. Other players saw that the cart wasn't well-defended & attacked. Maybe the goods were stolen & they got killed multliple times before other ReaperLords joined the lobby to help. Then afterwards they asked the guy why he had just been standing at camp & he said he'd been playing games on his phone. That is a good reason to kick him out IMO. If he had said his family had an emergency then he wouldn't have been kicked out.

    • @wishi903
      @wishi903 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@alwaysdisputin9930 FFS stop going into every thred,defending RDO like some corporate shill,and simping for these guys,it's pathetic

    • @wishi903
      @wishi903 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@alwaysdisputin9930 your clearly one of them or a obsessive follower to know such a trivial story like that,and I think you can see most people think it's wierd,even the ones that are into RP to a certain extent.maybe your the one in the.wrong,take life seriously as that,not videogames

  • @caleb7780
    @caleb7780 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1882

    We had an applicant that told us he was not over 300 pounds He is no longer with us

    • @r.davis0239
      @r.davis0239 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @reeceferguson5924
      @reeceferguson5924 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That’s unreal ahahaha

    • @pepsiipep7842
      @pepsiipep7842 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I like how Stalin said this

    • @benthirlaway8681
      @benthirlaway8681 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      As strange a pass time it may be, it does say some of them have or do serve in the military

    • @hansomesolo1136
      @hansomesolo1136 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      💀
      let em live their life tho haha I wish I was part of a social group like that 😞

  • @xlicense2killx621
    @xlicense2killx621 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    “It came to our attention, one of our members stopped playing the game to scratch his balls… He is no longer with us”.

  • @syygoinupp
    @syygoinupp 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    "We had a member who dedicated to his life to being healthy and having a social life"
    "He's no longer with us

  • @erikallgren3260
    @erikallgren3260 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3157

    ”Mom, i’m dropping out of school to become a reaper lord”

    • @al4redb730
      @al4redb730 3 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      True Blue “great son do you get paid for being in it??”

    • @maxtiger
      @maxtiger 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      🤣😂🤣😭

    • @synical_zero0003
      @synical_zero0003 3 ปีที่แล้ว +177

      @@al4redb730 "No Mom I don't, but it's really cool because I get to guard a video game house for 8 hours while staring at an ingame map, which is really epic. All the people who bully me at school aren't going to mess with me anymore now that I'm a Reaper Lord"
      Mom: "This is why you need to get a job fast"

    • @ogchicha8
      @ogchicha8 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

    • @ImJayDog
      @ImJayDog 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Best comment

  • @GawdNas
    @GawdNas 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1823

    "We had one of our dearest members admit to having sexual intercourse with a real women, therefore he is no longer with us"

    • @user-cq1hw2bx6g
      @user-cq1hw2bx6g 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      You and everyone who comments these got me dyin ma boa

    • @justamanofculture12
      @justamanofculture12 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      "We the brotherhood believe women are not real. "
      -Reaper Lord

    • @Ninja-yr7ti
      @Ninja-yr7ti 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      LMAO

    • @seymorbuns5363
      @seymorbuns5363 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Does it count if It was a prostitute?

  • @Doomer0898
    @Doomer0898 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    One of our members touched grass...
    He is no longer with us

  • @lIlIlOuijalIlIl-
    @lIlIlOuijalIlIl- 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    *“We had a member that lost his virginity”*
    *”he’s no longer with us”*

  • @BoneSoldier0
    @BoneSoldier0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7633

    "We had a member admit to not weighing over 600 pounds"
    "He was sadly let go"

  • @danbazan
    @danbazan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5104

    I would join this gang to gain their trust just so I can toss dynamite at one of their group meetings

    • @ste308
      @ste308 3 ปีที่แล้ว +607

      That would be the funniest thing

    • @fancy6953
      @fancy6953 3 ปีที่แล้ว +216

      Legit dew it and link the video hear

    • @thekkkdeservesaricocharge273
      @thekkkdeservesaricocharge273 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Noah Drowns here*

    • @PermanentHigh
      @PermanentHigh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lmao

    • @flamingstallion
      @flamingstallion 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      4900 SWAVOZZ Really... you correct hear and not “dew”

  • @user-ox8fc8pk4j
    @user-ox8fc8pk4j ปีที่แล้ว +8

    7:37 "orderly personalities" can also be referred to as Autism.

  • @Petile
    @Petile ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This could also have been an opportunity to say something about how the military institutions and gangs warp your mind into accepting their twisted sense of justice and order.

  • @lildippa1935
    @lildippa1935 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1579

    “One of our members admitted to having a full time job, he was sadly let go”

  • @Mitchob1012
    @Mitchob1012 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5841

    I cried laughing at when they admitted to kicking out a member for playing animal crossing lmfao

    • @DeanthiusD
      @DeanthiusD 2 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      I was literally crying from laughter💀💀💀 hilarious

    • @MorgoYT
      @MorgoYT 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Im dying from these comments😂

    • @dathunderman4
      @dathunderman4 2 ปีที่แล้ว +182

      It was funny because he was being completely unironic, like he thought he was talking about something so serious

    • @cassiedevereaux-smith3890
      @cassiedevereaux-smith3890 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      When the take up an entire lobby. lol

    • @Yesmanpersondude
      @Yesmanpersondude 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Animal crossing has some hot characters tho

  • @pauloborges1595
    @pauloborges1595 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I love this video because the sarcasm is a continuous "blink and you'll miss it" kind of thing, so the first time you can be lead to believe the video is serious, but then you watch a second and third time and realize how much of a joke it all is. It's said that satire only works if it has a clear target and a recognizable material effect on it. Seeing as the target is clearly this band of edgelords, and judging by the other comments, I'd say sattire was very well achieved

    • @JustiasFitzgerald
      @JustiasFitzgerald 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Absolutely accurate. I'd add his intonation as one his tells as well.
      Simply marvelous when viewed through the proper lens.
      Underrated comment, truly.

  • @ReemoB97
    @ReemoB97 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Most insane thing is I ran into this group thinking they were gonna be good at pvp they’re no longer with us

  • @irvingdan9222
    @irvingdan9222 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1527

    "I don't care that your daughter is in the hospital. You better not miss another clan war or you're getting demoted"

    • @thejustinsteffan
      @thejustinsteffan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      More like civil war or terrorizing a single player

    • @sebastianmanay
      @sebastianmanay 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      the fact that any of these guys would get through all the "process" to have a daughter would surprise me

    • @thegatorhator6822
      @thegatorhator6822 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Lmao I once came across a clan with a discord server that required you report how many hours you'd play when you woke up and give an appropriate excuse if you wouldn't play that day. They had like 200 people before that rule and imploded within 2 weeks because people weren't going to do that

    • @thewhitewolf58
      @thewhitewolf58 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@thegatorhator6822 videogames are for fun i dont get the mental patients who want to turn them into a chore fuck with the shit like having a guy stand and being a gaurd i would headshot someone then go to a game thats actually fun

    • @gtits1162
      @gtits1162 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @bruvmoment1046
    @bruvmoment1046 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1096

    Dude imagine playing RDR2 to get away from your real life and you get put on guard duty.

    • @nooooplease7060
      @nooooplease7060 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      What are they even guarding

    • @calumroche9217
      @calumroche9217 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@nooooplease7060 from your reject uncle terry in his basement with 8 fire bottles or something

    • @paulocaetano6810
      @paulocaetano6810 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Whoever's in the military relates to this comment

    • @Virtual_FPS
      @Virtual_FPS 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@nooooplease7060 Attacks from rival clans, like the mafia.

    • @BigDave18
      @BigDave18 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      My cousin is fighting dragons and what do I get? Guard duty.

  • @dutchvandelinde8590
    @dutchvandelinde8590 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    The amount of cringe I get from these online gangs

    • @Adder1798
      @Adder1798 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It's not that bad, just don't be as fanatical as these lot

  • @Anthony-uw2np
    @Anthony-uw2np 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    this dude tried so hard to make them sound so cool lmao, props to him though he's a hell of a writer

  • @Lord_Shmesh_The_Squishy
    @Lord_Shmesh_The_Squishy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4927

    When I hear the name "The Reaper Lords" all I can think of are 12 year old edgelords.

    • @TheGodEmperorOfMankind_
      @TheGodEmperorOfMankind_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +160

      Not too far off when they started I imagine

    • @KakavashaForever
      @KakavashaForever 3 ปีที่แล้ว +221

      @@TheGodEmperorOfMankind_ Yeah now they're 30 year old edgelords, but they still live in the same house as when they we 12 I bet.

    • @roy7973
      @roy7973 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      The saddest part is they sound well older than that. I could almost understand 12 year olds doing this

    • @Murdoch_Industries
      @Murdoch_Industries 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      even worse, gen x edgelords

    • @Xindet
      @Xindet 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      20 year old edgelords

  • @swagadellicgangsta3941
    @swagadellicgangsta3941 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2923

    “Yeah guys we’re all good friends and we feel like we’re a community together.” Then they disown one of their “friends” because he failed to protect a fictional meeting from a threat that didn’t exist

    • @rabidredpanda2888
      @rabidredpanda2888 3 ปีที่แล้ว +266

      Because of animal crossing...

    • @aimanahmad645
      @aimanahmad645 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      It's the principle, these niggas have a god complex used to vrigins doing exactly what they say when they say, go slightly against that u die. Pretty much like any gang really

    • @kingpepe9211
      @kingpepe9211 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Autism knows no bounds my friend

    • @spiraljumper74
      @spiraljumper74 3 ปีที่แล้ว +235

      That's how you can tell what the real aim of this group is, it's so people at the top can get their jollies telling people what to do arbitrarily. Honestly, I can't even imagine it would be fun to play with these guys, I mean can you imagine running a mission in a videogame and afterward some SAS wannabe fuckwit screams at you because you "were out of position?"

    • @gabe9337
      @gabe9337 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@spiraljumper74 it’s the same problems with shitty to servers on gta, some kid wants a power trip on a video game

  • @SABRESOLDIER
    @SABRESOLDIER 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    it may be stupid but at least they are happy

  • @quaswexexort_
    @quaswexexort_ 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    Imagine being a grown man in your mid 30s or early 40s proudly screaming "I'm a Reaper Lord" like your life depended on it.