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Your honor, my client didn’t murder his wife, he was just organizing her nervous system.
I’m a nervous system
@Asher Lawson me too man. Me too.
a nervous system is just a fish eat your skin cmon get a knife and start cutting 😐
@@Justaguy689 me three
@@RexTheDerg Me four
The fact that dbrand walks such a fine line between socially acceptable for a person and completely unacceptable for a business makes them so. fucking. entertaining.
Reminds me that short bit we had with wendy's being sassy.
yo bro calm down no need for the profanity
@@DansWashed This be the internet bro, not a catholic school room 😂
@@DansWashed People swear, get over it
@@DansWashed Swears don't need to be malicious tho
That one is more of an expression of approval
Happy songs: “This is fine”
Happy songs slowed down: “mom come pick me up I’m scared”
I like setting the Caullou song to .25x speed.
@@dannypipewrench533 I did it and it held up better than I thought it would, save second 23 through 29 or so.
@@Slow-zm5wv Yeah, 23 to 29 is a really weird part at this speed. 41 seconds is also weird, when he starts laughing.
I like doing this to torture everyone around me.
It’s actually two tunnels and one train
4:17
A mohel saved up all the foreskins he removed during his career, and when he retired he bought them to a leathersmith to have something commemorative made from them. Two weeks later the leathersmith presents him with a wallet.
"All those foreskins, and you got just a wallet?" asked the mohel.
The leathersmith responded, "Yeah, but if you rub it, it turns into a suitcase."
@@derpderptoast2717 *Imma pretend that you aren't an extremely young person that just read this comment*
*Imma pretend i never saw this comment*
What the fuck
@@callmesilver2683 *Imma pretend this reply chain was never broken*
Imma pretend I'm blind and never saw this comment
1:38
That bear is one of the many characters you will see when using duolingo.
The owl may be their main mascot but, they actually have a whole army of mascots.
My favorite mascot is unimpressed goth girl.
HER NAME IS LILY 🤬🤬
@@treebacon stop throwing a fit over a language app
the bear's name is falstaff you nincompoop
Same fricken fav mascot, her name is Lily I believe
@@dzg_kis the one with the gun to your head the owl?
Nobody's talking about the fact that the person brought 2 plastic bags big enough for them to fit in. They were fully expecting to end up getting killed at that well hidden road.
no lol they were just measuring it to make sure it fit a human. he thought he was helping his homie bury a body
@@aquafinabottle He brought a second one. He was expecting his homie to kill him too and stuff him in the second bag.
@@TheInvisibleCanadia no. the two bags were necessary to fit one person because they werent big enough on their own.
@@aquafinabottle Watch the clip again.
how dare you insult the duolingo bear
The audacity
Can't believe some people, how dare they.
Yeah also I'm too confused
He’s after you
Doutango bear*
For the first picture, I ask you treat them with kindness.
Often times that happens from depression or other mental disabilities/disorders that can make tasks like grooming very difficult. They came in to get help, and don't deserve to be mocked for it.
Wait, what is even going on in that pic?
@@maomaomi5434 The person’s hair had been left untouched for so long that it developed into a single huge dreadlock :(
@@maomaomi5434 The person hasn't been taking care of their hair, and so it formed one really really big knot. (which is why it's shaped so oddly.)
I hope that person is in a better spot now, one where self care doesn’t seem like an impossible hill to climb :)
@@mildlymarvelous oh. I thought it was a tumor and they were removing it.
At least they got rid of it.
The getting a sausage from a hardware shop is very relatable. BUNNINGS WAREHOUSE hosts sausage sizzles every now and then. They're cool people =)
So true!
So true!
So true
Bunnings is amaing
bunnings is the GOAT when it comes to sausages in bread
6:00 that over there, folks, is true and pure friendship.
At 1:40 The bear behind Duolingo is a bear that gives you exercises. He is one of the members of the duo society with other people like vikram and junior
Never expected to find a person who knows about duolingo lore
I like to think he's Vikram's fursona
Yes, he talks about his husband in german 🤩
@@damienghoul lol. On Japanese, junior talks about the dog that put on ties and sells hats
@@themushroom_dude Yeah, it’s like our secret cult
0:52 as an Australian I can confirm that the sausage's are of a phenomenal quality.
As a kiwi I second this
E
Cable management really be hard out here
6:50 "we're going to cremate uncle mark this wednesday🔥🔥🔥🔥"
As a Necromancer I can confirm it's terrible management, it's going to be painful and take forever, but the payoff is AMAZING, I can now trade bones with any one or any thing, which includes the spine and with my knowledge I'm going to buy the spinal cords of people who bother me
Can you hook me up with a skull? I'll give you a femur in return
@@calvinwatterson3270 yep, just give me a month or 2 to fine someone "willing" to part with there skull.
I want to laugh, but flat earthers and shit exist. You might be taking yourself seriously.
0:08 My entire nervous system just went up after reading the comment
Hello little x
1:11 oh god it is a Sam O'nella Academy video lol
Sausage from hardware shop: THIS IS SWEDEN. We have a hardware / department store called Biltema (lit. trans. "car themed") and they've always sold SUPER cheap hot dogs. I'm talking pretty decent hot dogs for literally less than 50 cents. In recent years, it's become somewhat of a cultural thing to call it "Biltemakörv", which is slang for "Biltema-korv". It would be essentially calling it "Biltema sosig" instead of "Biltema hot dogs". They've even made Biltemakörv MERCH.
Come to think of it, doesn't IKEA also have actual IKEA restaurants inside their stores?
Sounds fun. Why does Sweden always have good cheap food at its stores?
I thought it might have been Australia because of bunnings.
I live in nz and they have sausage sizzles outside a mitre 10
Ikea's over Here in Austria also sell hotdogs
5:14
Ah yes, the famous *Veni Vidi Veni*
"veni, vidi, eiaculatus sum" maybe?
@@Hublium no
1:44
**touches facial skin**
**none of the angels die**
0:16
I literally just had a horrible sunburn before hearing this. Now I'm uncomfortable.
0:31 FYI, these are seaweed flavored Lays, commonly found in East Asia/Southeast Asia. Given the other snack there, I assume this has to be in the SEA region
The packaging is in Vietnamese btw
@𝚃𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚐 𝙰𝚗𝚒𝚖𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚜 how in god have i never heard of meat flavored chips
It is thailand
aint the squids written in thai@@ZaHandle
The fact that EmKay had the audacity to show the twitter in which roblox lost the rights to "oof" is just *:Explode:*
3:07 Can't really get all that accurate of a reading tho. All he can tell you is if you'll die from breast cancer or not.
5:02
Koko the ape loved his cat cuz it made him feel no longer alone but unfortunately his kitty passed away and if I am correct he died of desolation.
He was a special ape cuz he was able to communicate with sign language.
5:40 that's reddit, there is no such thing as a "safe space" on reddit
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2:25 Brazil is strange, sometimes.
8:00 the receptionist works for Dr Hartman
2:06 i take the catato, being it a mix between an cat and a potato i think it has the better traits, i can plant it and eat meat nontheless, it is a neverending source of food. I have no problems with it being cat meat, my ancestors used to eat it in Vicenza.
Catato is the single handedly best source of food.
Bro stop we are already near extinct wait w-
I like that we've all just agreed that Harambe was where our timeline went wrong
0:21 yeah so instead they replaced it with a smoker coughing at 3x speed
It sounds awfully similar to an enderman getting hurt if you pay enough attention to both sounds
@@StarlieW oh shit…
@@StarlieW How do they fit in there?
Sounds like homeless man with hydrochloric acid on his head Nightcore edition
0:45 you cannot truly define the godly taste of a Bunnings Snag without actually going to an actual Australian Bunnings Warehouse you just can’t it’s “Godly”
2:43 nah bro, they're tunnel buddies
🧍♂️🚇🧍
2:20 in my country the emergency phone number is 111 so it would have been even funnier 😂
In my county it's 000
@@DavidWillanski Australia?
9:28 yeah when I found out people don't use it mostly for looking up common word I took a seat.
4:50 "Occupied"
If you are an aussie and haven't experienced the god like feeling of a bunnings sausage sizzle. You aren't living.
1:28 "you looked at your mom? How dare you, I'm breaking up with you!!"
0:56 as a Kiwi, we all have at one point, gotten one of this sausages from Bunnings. It's like a right of passage 😆
There seems to be some competition because I swear theres one outside mitre 10 mega as well
@@damienghoul Those Bastards!
0:51 seeing a Bunnings warehouse ad anywhere on the internet that is not New Zealand or Australia is odd
When the lock down was over and we all went back to school, I was to the toilet minding my business when suddenly someone knocked and in the panic that occurred I blurted out "w- who's there?"
The girl outside fucking busted out laughing ☠️
To say the least I myself died inside
I didn't stop laughing through this entire video. Brilliant! 🤣🤣
3:28 Always look on the bright side of life
*Whistles*
8:20 i think that's more of an arrested development thing, i remember the doctor from family guy doing that once for a bit that went on for way to long.
In my culture we shoot guns at 5 am and fight about what shape the world is,
Oh god, yeah
AMERICAAAAAAAAA F*CK YEAH
Ah, the fat English.
bruh robin is a lot funnier than regular in this video-💀
2:31 "We're a happy *family* !"
We sleep paralysis demons have to do this almost every fing night it's annoying when they wake up 7:55
Never clicked on a notification faster r/cursedcomments is the best subreddit
Same
i know
It usually makes me MORE upset than I am normally
OH my god! You actually saw my post at 7:36!!! That wasn’t my comment, but you can see my Reddit icon at the top right corner.
I could say the truth when I say:"I killed 13 people"
And everyone would think it's a joke
"People who stayed ip all night, why?"
I slept the whole day beforehand and couldn't sleep 🙃
I just usually play games and forget that I exist and suddenly, 5 am
@@Hiljaa_ Same but TH-cam instead
0:43 I thought it was normal to get sausages at hardware stores.
"Stop asking me what I was doing on tinder too, that's not the point!" HMMMM the hypocrite could be any one of us
6:30
Don't do Neopets dirty like that
_do_ neopets instead
@@bkCheezburgor wait no
1:38 the bear is one of the people that peak to you if you do a duolingo course which is the green bird. Just telling you because you asked about it. Love the videos and the genuine reactions to all reddit post. I will continue to watch emkay for as long as i live 😃😃
1:49 sooo, I kill god?
not if i claim dibs, DIBS
About bathroom telling... I've never realised how in English it isn't a phrase for that. In my country we just say "zajęte" ("occupied") and everything is clear
Occupied is used in English as well, but it feels often a bit terse and unfriendly, and often a question of "Someone in there" feels improperly answered
I'm still confused. Shouldn't everything be clear as soon as you lock the door?
They never had the rights to OOF but the guy just found out they can get paid for it
I tried fixing my cable management and it was a pain in my ass, then the back, then the legs, then the torso, then the arms and lastly my head
1:55 strangely enough, i would, and i've probably killed like 500 already
I've been killing 50,000,000 angels per year, SINCE 2020
I'm killing em right now 😃
I feel like cursed comments is just a sub reddit full of the reality of what intrusive thoughts, not all scary just there lol
5:07 2 wrongs make a right though.
0:46 Can confirm. Canadian Tire and Home Depot generally sell pepperoni sticks and jerky at the front.
8:38 *crying in Canadian and $20 shipping*
0:27 in my country there’s even a fuckin borgor flavor
I NEED TO GO TO YOUR COUNTRY NOW
@@drakubro5577 look at my name that where I come from
I've seen pickle flavor
@@random_potato2549 ye I also saw a cucumber flavor but it stopped selling
@@drakubro5577 Thailand
1:22 akward.
Y'know whenever I hear a normal guy say cursed things it makes me think these people have tried child sushi like me
3:10- there's a vgcats out there of "gods of war" that involves "sweet mother of mammaries" and *HONK* and "you are dead"...
1:58 103,806,000,000,000 angels could probably be murdered in a year if every man tried to.
Starting a pertion
What... The f... Is in the first pic?
Edit: 3:33 PETA is what's going on there. No further explanation needed.
I'm pretty sure that's the new vegas meetup thing in goodsprings
0:56 as an ex australian i never expected to hear that ad again omg holy shit the FLASHBACKS
Man, me being an Aussie, the Bunnings warehouse intro ad gave me instant ptsd of getting a saucy one at the local Bunnings.
A pleasant reminder cheers mate.
4:55
I’m using this
9:36 you didn't blur the name time for fun fun times
oh god
2:00 you're telling me the apocalypse is inbound, and it's the perfect opportunity to try on a skirt for the first time? count me in
8:30 and this here was the moment when I realized I've watched far too many Doug videos. Knew who it was just from the pose.
Love this series. It’s just so cursed but in a good way, if that’s even possible
5:29 that censor 😂
Hahahahhahahaaaa [genuine reaction] [real]
Didn't expect to see a bunnings ad in this video. The snags are the best part of going there.
The best response to the bathroom one is "come in"
7:22 bro come on im trying to quit this stupid addiction come on ive already searched up velma on this stupid hub app I CANT TAKE IT
calm
2:50 that's why I'm planning on doing *the adam's song thing*
As an Australian I lived that bunnings "ad" and do agree their sausages are on point
0:46 ok i thought the 'sausage from hardware store' thing was weird too bUT THEN THE BUNNINGS WAREHOUSE AD CAME ON AND I *REMEMBERED*
3:37 ya know, there's a reason there was a Rick and Morty episode based on this, *and we don't need to repeat it.*
2:00 skirt. I seduce the invaders.
Gotta love the Bunnings ad, hell yea for Aussie Bunnings Snags!
“Why did you stay up all night?”
…well there’s a *few* reasons… um… thanatophobia at age 12, insomnia, hunger, PMDD, depression to the point where you’re psychotic (my bio dad was criminally insane. Stfu don’t call me an “eDgY tWeLvE yEaR oLd” I’m not faking this.)
I usually Just Play Games on my Phone...
You good bro?
@@bkCheezburgor no I’m not. Thank tho
@@fixingeverybodysgrammarigu4196 ok
0:01 *pure confusion*
Bread x lady
0:54 - As an Australian, I can confirm they have sausages in Bunnings
The sausauge from a hardware store might be talking about "Biltema" that we have here in Sweden (it translates to "Car Theme"). It's just a huge chain of hardware stores but they all have a small shop where you can get hotdogs, coffee, stuff like that. It's suuuper cheap and quite popular, and some people just go there for the hotdogs lol. It's gotten so popular that Biltema made their own merch with it (I have a pair of socks, covered in hotdogs and Biltema logos)
Biltema sounds awesome, but they're talking about Bunnings Warehouse, a place here in Australia that gives you a sausage "snag" as we call it, just a sausage in bread and they do this every so often with a sausage sizzle. (groups where they grill sausages and give you them). Quite nice, and the earnings go to charity. Similar to biltema, people a lot of the time just go there for the sausages, it costs about 1 dollar I think for one sausage? Gotten so popular it's gotten global, especially with schools, where they raise money usnig this tactic for charity or other stuff.
The reason I know this is because they played a bunnings warehouse ad the second after talking about this/
3:43 slap battles
0:35 purple guy's favourite toy
" *Why hello there, old sport* "
The "Getting a sausage form a hardware shop" must be in regards to Sweden as we have a hardware store called Biltema that more often than not have a small café section where you can buy a cheap hotdog! They even have merch of their hotdogs! It's pretty funny.
the bunnings ad started playing and i felt like it was summer already
robin is awesome. fill the replies with compliments to robin! :)
When someone knows while I’m pooping, I figure out a while ago that NOBODY is confident in whatever the respond with. So I just go “what do you want?” just to mess with whoever knocked
If I ever take a shit in a public bathroom stall and someone knocks, I'll just say, "Hello, who is it?"
0:46 in Australia there's a hardware shop called Bunnings and they sell sausage sizzles on the weekend
We need some of these on Spotify
The Bunnings warehouse theme got me