He got his bone density to twice as high as normal and because he's become accustomed to extremely high calcium concentrations in his blood, he can fire five times as many muscle fibers at a time as the normal human.
GAGAGAGAGA I just disliked my own face because I am unpretty. HOWEVER: I always like my GOOD videos however. No dislikes allowed where I come from. Don't be mean, dear cu
Ted, you gotta stop breaking and entering from the ceiling. The ceiling didn't do anything besides being a terrible dad joke to say from the question "What's up?"
William Osman did one too, no idea if there are more but it's possible. The film is streaming on youtube movies so I think they reached out to eccentric creators to do low budget recreations for publicity, the results are pretty entertaining and I'm pretty sure I want to see this movie now, so I guess the ad strategy works lol. idk, amazon commissioned Michael Reeves (also friends with Osman) to make a "laser baby" as promotion for one of their original series that isn't even on youtube so who knows, this kind of content could become more prevalent. it's a lot more fun that ads that interrupt every video that everyone has seen 1000x and skips, I feel like that creates a negative product association but interactive content is a way cooler experience for everyone involved. it's cool they are going for independent channels, not huge ones. it's pretty nuts tho they are one of the biggest corporations in the world, but def seem to have a sense of humor about it (the nbc/universal show 30 rock mocks the corporate structure all the time), I think they did a better publicity job than amazon, nothing against Michael Reeves who is awesome. now I wonder if there are more than two sponsored Nobody videos from other creators, or if more are coming (fingers crossed for Corridor Digital).
We were using someone’s house so I didn’t wanna risk staining the nice floors with the fake blood, I did have fake blood at my disposal but since this wasn’t a full on film I just kinda glossed over it haha
@@TedNivison Perfectly respectable! Loved the work you put into this, the result was amazing! I genuinely hope to see you being cast in a movie or TV show at some point, you have a lot of potential!
The fact that Ted, OUR TED, THE MILK MAN, met up with a guy who has filmed for Keanu reeves is like the weird-ist semi-crossover and it's left me speechless
just as a content creator, you can tell that you do it because you love it. Some channels upload daily just loads of garbage, but you take the time, the passion, and the effort to put together the best most masterful video you can produce. I love it.
Milkman is stronger when he’s powered up with the calcium upgrades, and the 3x milk multiplayer. But only stronger by a hair, as the cram salesman’s fortnight-sundried cram weapons are incredibly powerful when used by him. They’re harder than steel! The cram salesman is more powerful by default, but when counting various buffs, the Milkman can be stronger.
@@lordmator5231 it would be nice if he was the villainous president of a small country and tries to fight a deformed green teletubby then dies of a heart attack when he gets captured
When, he said "But there's only one milkman", I C R I E D, bro the big names are actually paying attention to you enough that when told their working with you they research and actually REMEMBER things like the milkman.
@@maxmanbeta6821 Yes the new action movie NOBODY starring Bob Odenkirk available for paid on-demand service April 14 created by Universal Studios, and rated 94% by audiences on Rotten Tomatoes, looks very good and I plan on watching it.
The team in charge of advertising Nobody has done a fantastic job. The trailers and other vids advertising it have all been great and definitely peaked my interest for the movie, with this partnership with Ted sealing the deal with me deciding to see this movie ASAP. That final product I think is evidence that Ted with the combination of his humor and his passion and skill in film made him the perfect candidate for this partnership.
I love how you can see the pure joy on Ted's face when he's working with the stuntmen. Thats why people like me love film/acting. Because it makes us feel like that. It's stuff like this that encourages me to keep on with my dreams. I have a plans for several film projects that I am slowly fleshing out, and stuff like this is what encourages me to keep on chugging. Ted, I know you probably won't see this, but thank you. You, along with my theater teacher, are the reason I love film and theater, and the reason I still do it, despite so many people in my life saying that it's impossible to make it. So thank you.
@@shinji__ikari How I Met Your Mother's main character is named Ted too, and one of the character's friends introduces Ted to girls saying "have you met Ted?"
The finished product was cool but the part where he talked about someone stealing his daughters minecraft account and then breaking the bat was the coolest thing ive ever seen
Yeah, generally I would have liked to be more in depth with everything, but I had to choose a medium between entertainment for the masses while fitting in interesting pieces of info on how I did it
Wow, I phrased this so poorly. I just need to clarify something, I didn’t mean that it was bad because of the length, it’s a great video. I just meant I would’ve preferred a little more depth. But if you shortened for the sake of entertainment, you would know better than me, I’m not a youtuber nor did I go to film school.
The guys from the Universal are supriseingly chill and natural abt someone from a niche form of entertainment. They put the the time into learning about ted which is really dope
The was actually incredible. Being able to cut all of your hard work down into a short video like this and STILL have it been entertaining takes skill! 👏 You deserved this sponsorship dude! Congrats!
Ted actually beat the shit out of us we're still in pain
Hyped as fuck to see you in this
Lol
@Genate strong bone's
rest in peace bro 😔
Brutal
god what i wouldn't give to be beaten down by the Milk Man
same
Is Slimecicle your last name?
Please step in me milk man senpai
hey, lets not bud.
His milk is delicious
I'm proud of you Milk Man
yea
so true
shout out milk man
Ok Checkmark
as you should be
" he's actually extremely strong"
All the milk is paying off.
He got his bone density to twice as high as normal and because he's become accustomed to extremely high calcium concentrations in his blood, he can fire five times as many muscle fibers at a time as the normal human.
@@brazilianambassadordale8223 what
@@davetbg5009 he's very stronk!
@@davetbg5009 looks like you need some milk
This is an incredible sponsor. great vid Ted
Thanks Nick my boy, keep it spicy
This is why y'all are inspirations! Lovely work guys.
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A Universal sponsorship?!?! Unheard of. Great stuff man! Love the final product
GAGAGAGAGA I just disliked my own face because I am unpretty. HOWEVER: I always like my GOOD videos however. No dislikes allowed where I come from. Don't be mean, dear cu
Actually William Osman also got sponsored by them but eh
@@JohnWick-mt5jw omg, it's the real John wick! Did you realize Ted mentioned you in the video?
Hi checkmark
@@Backlot who is checkmark
Other youtubers: today were sponsored by squarespace :)
Ted Nivison: WE ARE SPONSORED BY THE ENTIRE MOVIE INDUSTRY
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@@Musashi444 No.... no he’s a good checkmark.
William Osman did the same 👀
What's up checkmark
fr that's so impressive
Actually insane
What up checkmark
yo its you. you stole hours and hours of my life. i am homeless and my wife left me. you will not get away with this. i’m coming for you. :)
@@muntthedubious_9308 lmao what?
what's up checkmark?
Oh my god, the man, the myth, the legend… here? What an honor it is to see your comment sir!
no amount of milk will stop the Milk Man from breaking your bones
The Calcium Crusader always wins his bout.
What’s up checkmark
The milk only attracts the Milk Man. The more you drink the easier he can find you
*STARES AT THE SIX JUGS OF MILK IT THE FRIDGE INTENSELY*
whats up checkmark
THE ENTIRE UNIVERSAL INDUSTRY SPONSORS THIS, IT'S AMAZING AND EVERYONE SHOULD BE PROUD
Ted had reached the top of the TH-cam sponsorship chain
unreal
The nerds rope edible has become an official part of the Ted nivision and friends canon.
Milkman: "Phew... that was NOT strawberry milk!"
canon
@@bunnyninjaface thanks, fixed it
Ted actually needs to make a movie called the milk man were he beats the shit out of people
i almost spat out my gatorade
YES PLS
Yea
It's just a two-hour montage of Ted fighting people
*milks the shit out of people
Milkman Action Film when?
@deleteus aidus Left leg
@deleteus aidus right leg
Right toes
Peter Griffin action film starring role?!
Ted 1v1 against big chungus when
My daughters Minecraft account
*mY pReCioUs*
True
You took my daughters minecraft account, and YOU DON’T DO THAT
My step-dads Minecraft account has the furniture mod and Girlfriend mod installed
What up checkmark
Those stories about Ted brutally beating Charlie and Schlatt seem much more believable now...
Lol the podcast
*chuckles in sandwich* "I'm in danger."
@@keara2154 good one mate.
I can’t believe you thought they lied
What are you talking about? Jschlatt would wipe the floor with ted by stomping on him with his steel toe timberlands from 1999
0:49 "I went to film school"
"This is my degree"
*holds up certificate that says Bachelor of Science*
Well he didn’t say he had a film degree
It's a bachelor of science in Cinema and Photography, don't worry I don't get it either
@@jjd3hner544 I mean… you’re not wrong!
@@TedNivison hey you came to the comments after 4 months neat
@@TedNivison It's kinda like my Associates of Applied Science in Computer Programming.
“Who plays Minecraft anymore?” “Actually I DO” that was real anger
my anger seemed to boil at the statement
Dream plays it
We mean people who play Minecraft, not “people” who play Minecraft.
"Vinny, you stole my daughters Minecraft Account"
Ted, you gotta stop breaking and entering from the ceiling. The ceiling didn't do anything besides being a terrible dad joke to say from the question "What's up?"
ay yo what's up?
please help ted just broke in from my ceiling oh Fuck oh shit
Im telling anthony padilla!
@@andrive apparently the ceiling
@@Jakurai7anthony padildo
Ted punches the guy to stop him from eating a 400mg nerds rope edible what a nice guy
another*
so kind
Truly a saint
only ted could ever pull off ever getting sponsored by a whole movie industry
William Osman did one too, no idea if there are more but it's possible. The film is streaming on youtube movies so I think they reached out to eccentric creators to do low budget recreations for publicity, the results are pretty entertaining and I'm pretty sure I want to see this movie now, so I guess the ad strategy works lol. idk, amazon commissioned Michael Reeves (also friends with Osman) to make a "laser baby" as promotion for one of their original series that isn't even on youtube so who knows, this kind of content could become more prevalent. it's a lot more fun that ads that interrupt every video that everyone has seen 1000x and skips, I feel like that creates a negative product association but interactive content is a way cooler experience for everyone involved.
it's cool they are going for independent channels, not huge ones. it's pretty nuts tho they are one of the biggest corporations in the world, but def seem to have a sense of humor about it (the nbc/universal show 30 rock mocks the corporate structure all the time), I think they did a better publicity job than amazon, nothing against Michael Reeves who is awesome. now I wonder if there are more than two sponsored Nobody videos from other creators, or if more are coming (fingers crossed for Corridor Digital).
Company* industry would include every other company and studio
“Thats my nerds rope” ted is still suffering from PTSD to this day
Seems like he felt very passionate about his daughter’s Minecraft account
Yea
Also seems as though that bat breaking may not have been intentional 😶 8:30
@@massdysfunkton if bat wasnt meant to be broken his spine would be in 2
@@massdysfunkton ...
"Somebody Stole My Cheeezits"
"I stole His Cheezits"
literal gold
I love that william osman was like "I HAVE $100 TO DO THIS" and ted was just like "hey im going to get a whole ptofessional team together"
“This video may contain topics not suitable for ages under 18.”
The video: You stole my daughters minecraft account
"gimme back my Bionicle"
*punch*
Milk man: *stabs criminal multiple times and wipes a knife on his white shirt*
Perfectly white shirt in next shot: Imma pretend I didn't see that
he poured milk on the stain
We were using someone’s house so I didn’t wanna risk staining the nice floors with the fake blood, I did have fake blood at my disposal but since this wasn’t a full on film I just kinda glossed over it haha
@@TedNivison THE MILK MAN HAS SPOKEN
@@TedNivison Perfectly respectable! Loved the work you put into this, the result was amazing! I genuinely hope to see you being cast in a movie or TV show at some point, you have a lot of potential!
They bleed milk
Ted pursuing his dreams is very wholesome
Keanu Chungus would agree
Reddit moment
He looks giddy the whole time
Yes
especially breaking a fake bat over someones back
As somebody who’s seen the movie, I can personally say those recreations were actually pretty fucking good
It’s actually so insane that Ted got to do this with less than a million subscribers and makes me all the more proud of him
what’s more insane is how he’s not at a million subs yet
the fact that he isn't at 1 million subs is a crime
Respect to universal for this choice I can’t see anyone else giving this opportunity the best treatment other than Ted
Why doesn’t Universal make a movie called “The Milk Man” starring Ted. That would be an amazing movie
I genuinely think that's a great idea
The return of the cram would be the sequel
Vouch I think it should happen
I concur.
I concur.
The fact that Ted, OUR TED, THE MILK MAN, met up with a guy who has filmed for Keanu reeves is like the weird-ist semi-crossover and it's left me speechless
Thanks dude really appreciate it
just as a content creator, you can tell that you do it because you love it. Some channels upload daily just loads of garbage, but you take the time, the passion, and the effort to put together the best most masterful video you can produce. I love it.
The fact that Ted didn’t flinch when Daniel went to punch him is just terrifying
Ted is a beast
All that milk has created a bubble to protect him from all physical attacks
He is a unstoppable force experiencing no resistance.
he just went 😀
It's like ted is a robot.
ted just proved to us that he is in fact a theatre kid
@abbsnn cose you good
No way is that the Eklay EZS8WSLK Water Fountain?!?!
@@ratman9710 no way is that a little fucking rat?
Ted: From the man himself
Daniel: * starts pretending to punch him *
Ted: 😃
:D
:D
:D
:D
:D
Bruh, Ted is officially in contact with Universal? This man is a legend! Next he’ll be an actor like Critikal-
Critikal's an actor??
@@Rae-sd5oq Yeah, he made a video about how he was in the hunger games.
@@Rae-sd5oq he carried the entire hunger games movie franchise.
And he was in that horror movie
His star role in The Hunger Games made records still unbroken
Everybody gangsta till Ted actually managed to get into the Hollywood
Nah fam, Ted *IS* the hollywood
Now we pray he doesn't carson it
when cool :
@@yyz8845 someone gotta give minecraft you tubers a “how to not sexually messsge minors” handbook
@deleteus aidus yeah bro he's not a pedo he just asked a girl under the legal age for nudes using his status as youtuber as leverage
I have come to the conclusion that this is better advertising than a regular ad. I will likely watch this now
Knowing this man is named Theodore and was not just spawned as “Ted” strikes fear into my heart.
@Elliott Shields contrastingly I feel quite comforted - nay - put at ease by the notion
When Ted said “Viny you stole my daughters mincraft account” it killed me
I don't see any red for blood on that knife when Ted wipes it off, so we can only assume they bleed milk
Dude, whoa...
It all makes sense now
OH GOD
So... he's drinking their blood while they look at him?
@@theultimatetrashman887 that’s fucking metal
Okay but like this has lowkey inspired me to work harder in my film studies to get to this level
Keep going! Get on set as much as you can
Love your pfp
Omg love your pfp
@@GhostCookies48 a fellow arctic monkeys fan I see
same!
We’re one step closer to Schlatt being cast as a villain in a John Wick-esque action movie
milk man vs schlatt
That would be perfect
The milk man vs the owner of the company G.O.A.T.
please god let this happen
I would die for that to happen
"Milkman is the most powerfull character in the Ted universe"
CRAM salesman: "Am i a joke to you?"
The CRAM salesman is the milkmans mentor.
H A R D E R T H A N S T E E L
Milkman is stronger when he’s powered up with the calcium upgrades, and the 3x milk multiplayer. But only stronger by a hair, as the cram salesman’s fortnight-sundried cram weapons are incredibly powerful when used by him. They’re harder than steel! The cram salesman is more powerful by default, but when counting various buffs, the Milkman can be stronger.
The CRAM salesman and Milkman are brothers, they are a unrelenting force and a unmovable object. The ultimate ying and yang
The next collab is jschlatt is in a Disney short where he fights yoda and the avengers with a glock
I think schlatt could be a perfect crazy psychopath villain in a movie
he wins.
@@lordmator5231 it would be nice if he was the villainous president of a small country and tries to fight a deformed green teletubby then dies of a heart attack when he gets captured
long story short yoda wins
jschlatt is the next joker. we truly do live in a schlattciety.
And proving his power, the Milk Man drinks his unrefrigerated never-ending bottle of milk after a whole day of pure action
12:20 - 14:22
When, he said "But there's only one milkman", I C R I E D, bro the big names are actually paying attention to you enough that when told their working with you they research and actually REMEMBER things like the milkman.
crack
bruh 1 year later and only one guy commented about crack 💀
crack
crack
crack
I like how they gave William osman one bat not even a knife and foam in stead of rubber guns and he still managed to sprain his ankle
Suddenly I want to watch new universal movie “Nobody” starring Bob Odenkirk
I saw it and it was super good. Like a more fun version of John wick.
I wonder why
I also want to watch the film NOBODY starring Bob Odenkirk available for paid on-demand service April 14
@@maxmanbeta6821 Yes the new action movie NOBODY starring Bob Odenkirk available for paid on-demand service April 14 created by Universal Studios, and rated 94% by audiences on Rotten Tomatoes, looks very good and I plan on watching it.
I also suddenly want to watch “Milkman” by Ted Nivison
Heartwarming to see Ted helping out smaller filmmakers
"I like cool ranch Doritos!!"
Proceeds to punch someone in the face
The correct continuation
Ted attempting to sing the Universal theme but really just singing a slow version of the Wii Sports music will never not be funny to me
God one of the coolest videos I've ever seen. It's been a while since I've seen a video that made me feel like a kid again. 10/10 Bob Odenkirks
Haha "videos" that's what she said!
@J.Epstein please stop the misogynistic behavior in this comment section. Your jokes are unfunny and offensive. Grow up.
@@j.epstein7723 yeah that’s really messed up
@@j.epstein7723 you tell him man! Good job
I'm retarded
The team in charge of advertising Nobody has done a fantastic job. The trailers and other vids advertising it have all been great and definitely peaked my interest for the movie, with this partnership with Ted sealing the deal with me deciding to see this movie ASAP. That final product I think is evidence that Ted with the combination of his humor and his passion and skill in film made him the perfect candidate for this partnership.
I saw the movie the weekend after it came out, so I can confirm that it definitely lives up to the ads. And, the guy who played Emmett Brown is in it!
I love how Ted is just churning out one-liners and everybody else is just...confused as hell.
@PeachZest YES SOMEONE FUCKING GOT IT
I love how you can see the pure joy on Ted's face when he's working with the stuntmen. Thats why people like me love film/acting. Because it makes us feel like that. It's stuff like this that encourages me to keep on with my dreams. I have a plans for several film projects that I am slowly fleshing out, and stuff like this is what encourages me to keep on chugging. Ted, I know you probably won't see this, but thank you. You, along with my theater teacher, are the reason I love film and theater, and the reason I still do it, despite so many people in my life saying that it's impossible to make it. So thank you.
This is actually so fucking cool my man Ted is making it from Minecraft streamer to professional filmmaker
That “Have you met Ted?” reference made me almost piss myself laughing and NO ONE IS TALKING ABOUT IT
The deep lore
what's the reference to
@@shinji__ikari How I Met Your Mother's main character is named Ted too, and one of the character's friends introduces Ted to girls saying "have you met Ted?"
havvvvvee you met ted?
YES
Petition to make this a full length movie called “The Milkman”
If the next movie I see ISN’T Milk Man I will sob.
"Give me back my Bionicle"
Actual chills
The t-shirt gag is the most underrated part of this video
Only because every other part is SO GOOD
30 seconds in and it's just Ted cracking a bat over someone's spine
omg is that famous Hollywood actor Mark Wall Burger
This is normal
As he should
that’s just ted being ted
That was the most entertaining ad I’ve ever seen in my entire life.
Oh hey i know you
5:08 The size of that water bottle in Ted's grasp just goes to show how much of a giant he truly is. We love ya' Ted.
This is legit progress for TH-cam. Ted was rightfully sponsored by a massive movie production company. Way to go Ted!
I love how the Milk Man is just some guy that randomly assaults people. Also I’m pretty sure he broke into the house in that second fight
Ted Nivision is unironically the ideal action star, how dare Universal not go further with the sponsorship and have him make a whole action movie
He could probably make a deal if he tried.
I so very badly want to leave a like...but there are 222 likes........I love the number 222🥺
@@dylansuckz4083 it's safe to leave a like again
@@Pantsmode now its 400 no longer safe
It's so strange to see Ted being mostly serious for once
Neil Patrick Harris, after tapping Bob Odenkirk on the shoulder and gesturing to a guy in a milkman costume: “Haaaaaaave you met Ted?”
Holy shit this works so well
Dear god I hope universal hires him in some form or another. It would be incredible to see Ted directing or acting in a movie.
Man it’s dangerous how easily Ted could set up an entire film crew. The milkman saga could continue in the future
perks of film school
*Milkman, Back in 99’*
Universal needs to make an action movie called "The Milk Man" have it take place in the 50's or 60's and have ted star as the milkman.
The finished product was cool but the part where he talked about someone stealing his daughters minecraft account and then breaking the bat was the coolest thing ive ever seen
Damn, Ted's a Milkman, went to film school, and now he's showing off his amazing singing voice. Is there nothing this man can't do?
Love ur pfp
@@porakone9859 thanks
murder the queen's husband hahaha
@@user-zj7un6if9i maybe he did. he could have done it. we’ll never know
Probably be bad at something
“Who plays Minecraft anymore”
The Charlie and schlatt fans who happen to be here too: 👁👁
hes just playing it cool so nobody knows he has 15000 hours on hypixel
@@bagguettes So a casual fan?
Schlage doesn’t play Minecraft
Dude this is called a joke,chill out
@@Zerstorer1387 You are simply in denial, Shlonk is a minecraft man.
This is the best sponsored segment I have ever seen.
The Milkman is just Ted's alter-ego when he decides to become a societal menace again...and I for one welcome our new galactian overlord
The Milkman, Ruler of the Milky Way Galaxy
These are the kind of sponsorships that actually get me to watch movies
7:33 “who watches Minecraft anymore?”
Ted: “actually I DO!” *punch*
we saw the video too you know
Plays*
@@petarresetar1764 proud of ya
Shout out Jeremy the camera guy for keeping it real.
Stunt guy: "who plays Minecraft anymore?"
Half of Ted's fans: 😳
Half? More like all
@@harmonymartinez7669 I don’t play Minecraft
Throughout this video Ted wears like 3-4 different shirts which all have at least one “bob” on it and I am absolutely living for it
“Who plays Minecraft anymore?”
And with one sentence everyone realized that this man hadn’t been on the internet in at least two years.
shut up
@@bowless9584 okay :)
@@bowless9584 no👍
@@bowless9584 I like men
@@bowless9584 stay mad
"Who even plays minecraft anymore..?"
*nervous laughter*
7:34 "Who plays Minecraft anymore"
My heart never felt so crushed.
Alt title: Calcium enthusiast saves entire film industry
On a serious note, Ted looks giddy with excitement, like he can't stop smiling and it's heartwarming honestly
the man was sponsored by the whole of universal studios how can he not be
I get the feeling Ted just likes saying Bob Odenkirk's name a lot.
I can literally never even kinda guess what Ted's gonna post next, it's amazing
i like how Ted wears various bob-related clothes throughout the video
This proves that being a youtuber is a legitimate profession.
Fantastic profile picture
@@mostlyjuststuffandthings2259 thank you!
Daniel is THE most chill and chadly dude I've ever seen.
This kind of TH-cam self-documentary is usually better when they’re an hour.
Yeah, generally I would have liked to be more in depth with everything, but I had to choose a medium between entertainment for the masses while fitting in interesting pieces of info on how I did it
Yeah.
Wow, I phrased this so poorly. I just need to clarify something, I didn’t mean that it was bad because of the length, it’s a great video. I just meant I would’ve preferred a little more depth. But if you shortened for the sake of entertainment, you would know better than me, I’m not a youtuber nor did I go to film school.
The guys from the Universal are supriseingly chill and natural abt someone from a niche form of entertainment. They put the the time into learning about ted which is really dope
Ted in the first thirty seconds: *smashes a bat over some dude’s back*
Ted immediately afterwards: *wears a shirt that says “Have a nice day!”*
12:58
Ted's neighbours:
"Ahhhh, HONEY!?"
"yeah, what?"
"Call 911"
I love he just casually pulls out his film school degree like it's nothing, like just "Yeah I did this and I have proof" either way, great video
"That's my nerds rope!" OH NO-
“This guy’s actually extremely strong”
I didn’t think I could be any more scared of Ted but I guess I was wrong
The was actually incredible.
Being able to cut all of your hard work down into a short video like this and STILL have it been entertaining takes skill! 👏
You deserved this sponsorship dude! Congrats!