Y’know, something about this makes me think that you want to do another one of these “Incorrect History” videos considering this video was uploaded more than 7 months ago and you are now just publishing a Google form for suggestions for topics of said incorrect history videos
Cause the video just came out. I'm sure monday it'll be on world news "New Ted Nivison video (supported by God, Jesus, Allah and Zues) Titled "The Correct History of Pizza" played all over the world in government press conference, schools, hospitals and currently streaming on every computer, tv and radio in the world" Or something like that
This is by and far the most advanced, comical gaslighting Ive ever seen. In the first half, almost every beat is stated so factually, with enough truth in them to not be able to tell what is explicitly a joke and what is history. Its art.
I'm big into history so I just want to make one thing clear: This is the most factually accurate thing I've ever seen apart from his history lesson on milk. Thank you for teaching the uneducated Ted.
“His enemies called him The Grease, and I don’t know why...” A good historian admits when he doesn’t know something, rather than just making something up. Good on Ted.
I’m so happy someone FINALLY talked about the pepperoni dimension. It’s always left out when people talk about pizzas history and I’m happy someone did it justice.
I was expecting some "drunk history" type thing where it just makes up stuff and shit, but this was actually very informative and true to history. As a historian myself I was very very impressed with the amount of detail and research that must've went into this. The inclusion of the unknown Little Caesars true statement of being stunted to say only "Pizza Pizza" is something people never seem to remember from school. So great Mr. TED.
This is so well put together, I forgot the title was "Incorrect History" and legit thought everything he was talking about was legit until we got to the bit about catacombs. Man, your confidence just sold it for me what can I say. Fantastic work, Ted!
@@gadfly5792 same I legitimately thought caesar had a second child that came out real small because of a bear attack on his pregnant mother and that's where little caeser's comes from then he hit me with the pizza pizza
The fact that Ted can read like 3 facts and create a whole storyline around it to gaslight us with remarkable levels of success, is undeniably impressive.
I am SO ready for more episodes of Factually True History. Excellent writing, editing, delivery... everything. I've never been so excited for more episodes of a non-story-based web series in my life, and here I find out that there's another episode already about milk. Heading over to that ASAP.
My first thought when clicking on this video was: "damn Ted, I didn't know your channel was educational." I I could tell that I good majority of the videos was real, despite being a little ridiculous. But... The longer it went on, the more insane it got. And I love it! Incredible work Ted, you are amazing :)
I enjoy the fact that Ted possesses that rare ability to talk some complete fuckery, literally any-fuckin-thing that a human brain can devise in the moment with absolute confidence. I feel like he's one of those people with whom it is actually impossible to tell if he's telling you the truth or just coming up with a more elaborate lie on the spot.
Regardless of how this video performs Ted, I just want to say that I thoroughly enjoyed it. They way you took the format developed by the older video and refined it while bringing in some older bits was thoroughly enjoyable and quite funny. Good job.
As someone studying for a history degree, I can clear things up for those confused: *Ted is 100% factually correct and should not be doubted* anyone who disagrees is wrong, stupid and can expect to find me waiting for them by their car in the parking lot.
Incredible video, Ted. Entertaining as shit. Flawless editing. Beautiful connection to that random joke that you made in the "Making Pizza but I'm a Pirate" video, creating more Ted lore. Almost perfect pi rap, you DID miss a digit though.
I like that Ted throws in little fabricated explanations and differences, like "though its unknown who," just to really gaslight us to believe him. Thanks Ted, I've been a sub for a while and will continue to be.
Fun fact: Mr. Mozzarella was called The Grease because of his torture method, grease boarding, where, similar to water boarding, he would tie someone to a chair, cover their face with a towel and pour large amounts fresh hot grease from a pizza on their face to get his answers he needed. It proved to be 100% more efficient than water boarding.
I feel so torn because I know this is an incorrect history on pizza but Ted is so charismatic that it sounds completely legit He could sell air to me and I would probably buy out his entire stock
No joke, this is my new favorite video on this site. 17 minutes of brilliant writing, editing, comedy, and visuals. I never knew how much I didn't know about pizza. Thank you father Ted
@@Lukedub Sometimes "The Incorrect History of Pizza," can be a little confusing, but he only got 1 detail wrong in the whole video. "Pizzabeard" back then would have been spelled "PIZABAARD" which would be pronounced "Pizzabaard" not "Pizzabeard."
I've heard that the "Renaissance" was often referred to as the "Renaissauce" in reference to the sauce for pizza that was often tinkered with at the time, though historians debate this since they claim it was "too on the nose" or "A really fucking dumb name".
Hey Ted, I work with a teem of scientists, researching and finding new ways to reach the Pepperoni Dimension (Dimension IV-δ), and man have I got some good news. We're so close to actually making it, project 'Inoreppep' is in its later stages of development - with reverse-engineering and a committed team, I'm happy to say you will be the first to know when pepperoni is accessible again.
As an Italian historian, everything that Ted said is absolutely correct by any mean and without a doubt should be on every history book of the world now please let my family go they did nothing to deserve this i beg you Ted
I'm Italian (born in Italy), so seeing the history of pizza is an amazing experience for me. Here's a couple of other old pizza facts: the current south of Germany also had a couple of pizza recipes when exchanging good with the Roman Empire, and before people started using tomato sauce (waay later than the importation of tomato plants to Europe, friendly reminder that tomatoes were seen as purely ornamental because mortals though of them as poisonous), pesto sauce was used (mainly in Genova). Also there's different types of pizzas (napoletana, pugliese) in Italy too! This video is good and favorite puppy, I'll remember it next time I visit Dimension 1-C!
What blows my mind is there was actually a "little caesar" (caesarian), born to Cleopatra. Caesar never acknowledged him as his son, but allowed him to keep his name.
The name "Renaissance" actually comes from small town in Italy (city currently unknown). According to ancient texts, a 3 month old baby had seen the preparation of a standard pizza, specifically the preparation of the sauce. As he was attempting to pronounce "Red Sauce", he slurred his words and blurted out what became the word "Renaissance". The townfolk started referring to pizza as that as an inside joke, until it spread throughout the entire country. It's a big part of pizza history that is not known by many, as the regular historians claimed the name as their own, and told the world it was theirs. But those who know the truth truly are an outlier, such as myself, and now you.
*Fun Fact:* Mozzarella cheese was first discovered by an ancient Viking conquerer named Vince Mozz, who found it when he was exploring a cave close to the earth’s molten core. The cave appeared to be a place of worship for an ancient religion, and also seemed to have some geometry unknown to our universe. This cave is now theorized to be a dimensional anomaly. Anyway, Vince brought the cheese up to the surface to show all the other Vikings in his clan, but was sadly killed by a group of ninjas sent by a rival conquerer of ancient China. The cheese never saw the light of day until what we now know as “Italy” rediscovered it. The government will try to deny Vince’s involvement in discovering mozzarella, or the fact that it’s possibly not of our reality, but they can’t hide the truth.
Today I learned Canadians say "sorry" so much that The Apology Act was passed in 2009, declaring that an apology can't be used as evidence of admission of guilt.
Ted's creativity never fails to impress me. He not only has great concepts for his videos, but he also expresses it perfectly. Hope to see more of these great videos in the future!
this is the epitome of a comfort video for me. ive watched it a dozen times and it’s always put a smile on my face. i’m watching it as a distraction from life right now and typing this as the intro music plays, and i’m getting ready to settle in for ted to teach me history and calm me down :)
This is so well-done. it this feels like a series I'd find on Comedy Central lol Anyway, great video, I learnt so much and I can't wait to brag to all of my friends about all this reliable and accurate information I now have stored
I’m convinced that the next international tragedy involving a gorilla will transport us into a universe where Ted is considered a prophet for these videos
i was gonna say “fuck you i like hawaiian pizza” but honestly knowing me and my friends who like hawaiian pizza, it being a supernatural ritual that opens a hell pit really fits and im okay with this
This was a huge improvement from the milk history video, the second time around, the history telling was a lot more entertaining and refined what was less good In the milk one, hats off to you!
I’ve been studying the many people edit there videos but I just have to say you have done a wonderful job the way you transition your different shots is just so seamless I love it
17:00 NOOOOO I truly dread the day when the world runs out off its only pepperoni supply Btw Ted this video had awesome editing! You weren't kidding on how much you worked on this and it really shows. Proud of you man!
As a Chicagoan. I can confirm that everything Ted said about Chicago style pizza is 100% factual. Thanks Ted for finally bringing the true History of Chicago to light! Don't go in the Chicago Catacombs...
I love how in the beginning I'm questioning if the Babylonians actually had texts about early pizza, and in the end I'm in tears over the great pepperoni war that will destroy us all. Amazing video as always Ted.
15:07 “real dense birds that fly into windows” now what Ted is forgetting to mention here is that those exact species of demon-birds went on to inspire infamous ornithologist, researcher, and game designer: Abbaddon Blitzkriegel (don’t search him up because he totally exists) to create a popular mobile game he then dubbed “ill-tempered avians” or as we now know to be called “angry birds.” I don’t doubt Ted’s knowledge on this however, but I do think he might’ve left it out of the script by accident.
This really does feel like Ted researches all of the real history and is like, "bro what? I was there this is how it really happened." Like a 5 year old trying to convince you they know how something works. I love it.
I'm so glad you had the courage to speak these truths. My great great grandfather was none other than Tony Doorbell himself and no one will believe me when I tell them how he helped save pizza for all of man kind. Maybe now some one will know, just like you know. I just wish you didn't live in the internet dimension so I could thank you in person. Seriously though, this was funny.
Ted went so hard on something so random with absolutely no warning for no reason. Honestly gives off history of the entire world vibes and is an instant classic. favorite Ted video so far, keep up the awesome videos!
i am obsessed with this. you talk with such pure confidence in all the bullshit you’re saying that it’s believable i’m so impressed this is so well made
You forgot the great pizza depression of 1867, where there was a lack of products to create pizza so they put cheese over ketchup on bread and heated it.
it's crazy that videos like this even exist on youtube, it;s so far a way from the status quo, the quality of the story writing, editing and acting are so far above almost everything else on this platform. Thank you Ted, keep up the good work.
woah man, I would've NEVER known about all these true stories about pizza. Thanks a lot, before this video I felt a void in my chest because I didn't know what to believe about all the history of Pizza... But now, I feel relief. Thank you, Ted
As someone who is intimately acquainted with the history of Chicago. I can confirm that the catacombs DO, in fact, exist, and are incredibly dangerous. Do not go looking for them, you will get stuck and probably perish down there. Thanks for the history lesson! Truly, this is a lesson worthy of the History Channel.
I have been absolutely goosin for a new factually true history video. Can't believe I've been lied to about pizza this whole time, thank you for unveiling the truth Mr. Nivison
if I had the same confidence as Ted while he was telling us the obviously correct history of pizza, I would present this for my final and everyone would take this information as true facts, no proof needed
This reminds me so much of horrible histories, specifically the news broadcaster that would yell about random stuff from history - this is very similar except better because it is factually true
There's something kinda funny to me about the idea of a separatist group that just wants to disconnect the entire world from a resource rather than separate themselves from anything
The pi rap would have been top tier if Ted hadn't MISSED A 9 IN THE MIDDLE OF IT. As it is, it really takes a lot from the video. 1/10, beautiful and poignant retelling of history as it really was.
Great video Ted, except for one problem with your timeline. Tomatoes aren’t native to Italy, and are in fact native to South and Central America. Pizzabeard never used tomatoes on his pizzas, it wasn’t until after his hanging that they decided to use tomatoes instead of limes to prevent scurvy.
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Have a topic you'd me to cover in my (Incorrect) History lessons? Feel free to let me know here in this google form:
t.co/F5noSUZ0Cm
Ted this is a 7 month old video.
Lol
Y’know, something about this makes me think that you want to do another one of these “Incorrect History” videos considering this video was uploaded more than 7 months ago and you are now just publishing a Google form for suggestions for topics of said incorrect history videos
The incorrect history of soccer
the incorrect history of man
Why is this not being played in history class?
@@AxxLAfriku no one cares
Ikr
Because it was posted 50 minutes ago
Cause the video just came out. I'm sure monday it'll be on world news "New Ted Nivison video (supported by God, Jesus, Allah and Zues) Titled "The Correct History of Pizza" played all over the world in government press conference, schools, hospitals and currently streaming on every computer, tv and radio in the world" Or something like that
@@woltry1026 LOL
This is by and far the most advanced, comical gaslighting Ive ever seen. In the first half, almost every beat is stated so factually, with enough truth in them to not be able to tell what is explicitly a joke and what is history. Its art.
Never thought I'd see "Advanced, Comical Gaslighting" in the same sentence
Couldn't have said it any better. This video is a masterpiece.
Ted gives off the vibe that he actually knows exactly what he's talking about but thinks it's funnier to leave us in the dark
Are you saying what I think you’re saying?
Ted had something to do with the destruction of the pepperoni portal?!
I think he killed little ceaser
Couldn’t have said it better myself
Ted is an eternal being that's seen the history of pizza unfold first hand , obviously
Why do you watch this crap
The way I literally believed this up until Ted saying that ceasar’s son’s last words were “pizza pizza” 😭
Not gonna lie he got us in first half
Bro im the exact same hahaha
Me too
I believed in until the start of the little Caesar portion 😭 I hate being gullible..
You made it past the bear and pi and thought yeah seems logical
That intro animation though, holy crap. THAT'S favourite puppy, baby
Edit: AND THAT PI RAP? DUDE THIS IS SICK
But pizza beard tho
Im goosing for more of that pi rap
Yes
Dude the Pi rap is so favorite puppy, it should be put on SoundCloud AND Spotify AND Applemusic
This is undoubtedly Ted’s greatest video yet
I'm big into history so I just want to make one thing clear: This is the most factually accurate thing I've ever seen apart from his history lesson on milk. Thank you for teaching the uneducated Ted.
how the hell is pizzabeard accurate?
@@SCARaw have you never heard of it?
@@SCARaw you can’t tell me you haven’t heard of pizzabeard
@@SCARaw Hidden in the depths of history with stories forgotten by man and lost to time. Pizzabeard was the pirate advocate of pizza. Like Ted said.
@@SCARaw Have you never heard of Pizzabeard?
“His enemies called him The Grease, and I don’t know why...” A good historian admits when he doesn’t know something, rather than just making something up. Good on Ted.
Yes. The famously known historian Ted Nivison.
The Grease never reveals his secrets
@@mangaprofilepicture5820 correct
@@thegrease4202 HOLY CRAP THE GREASE 💀💀💀
@@W0B0N *historiographer
I’m so happy someone FINALLY talked about the pepperoni dimension. It’s always left out when people talk about pizzas history and I’m happy someone did it justice.
yes
I created a new pepperoni dimension portal
Man i love history class
Oh hello Mr. Boo! Fancy seeing you here lol. Have a lovely day funny tall man!
Omg a verified account!!
@@omazingmomo8456 sir that is our favorite enderman
sameee (also i got here when the comment had 15 likes whattttttt)
bold of you to assume this is history class and not common knowledge, mr. boo
I was expecting some "drunk history" type thing where it just makes up stuff and shit, but this was actually very informative and true to history. As a historian myself I was very very impressed with the amount of detail and research that must've went into this. The inclusion of the unknown Little Caesars true statement of being stunted to say only "Pizza Pizza" is something people never seem to remember from school. So great Mr. TED.
That’s DR.TED to you
Cram boy
i’m italian, and i can confirm
Truly the greatest ted talk I've ever listened to
Yo, Mr Historian can you tell me what's true and what's false in the video I'm a crusty nerd
This is so well put together, I forgot the title was "Incorrect History" and legit thought everything he was talking about was legit until we got to the bit about catacombs. Man, your confidence just sold it for me what can I say. Fantastic work, Ted!
He lost me at "pizza pizza", and I lost it.
most of the italians names were just food names in italian lmfao
Pizzabeard didn't get you?
@@ChrisPB he lost me at little ceaser
@@gadfly5792 same I legitimately thought caesar had a second child that came out real small because of a bear attack on his pregnant mother and that's where little caeser's comes from
then he hit me with the pizza pizza
The fact that Ted can read like 3 facts and create a whole storyline around it to gaslight us with remarkable levels of success, is undeniably impressive.
I am SO ready for more episodes of Factually True History. Excellent writing, editing, delivery... everything. I've never been so excited for more episodes of a non-story-based web series in my life, and here I find out that there's another episode already about milk. Heading over to that ASAP.
Wow, thank you!
@@TedNivison No problem!
@@TedNivison he’s spitting facts tho the milk one was your best video
Absolute FACTS
where is the milk episode
this editing is wonderful
ayo wtf 1.4k likes and only 1 reply
incredibly well made and entertaining!
Memes
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It youtube
@@GiingerVengeance congratulations
My first thought when clicking on this video was: "damn Ted, I didn't know your channel was educational." I I could tell that I good majority of the videos was real, despite being a little ridiculous. But... The longer it went on, the more insane it got.
And I love it! Incredible work Ted, you are amazing :)
I enjoy the fact that Ted possesses that rare ability to talk some complete fuckery, literally any-fuckin-thing that a human brain can devise in the moment with absolute confidence.
I feel like he's one of those people with whom it is actually impossible to tell if he's telling you the truth or just coming up with a more elaborate lie on the spot.
Regardless of how this video performs Ted, I just want to say that I thoroughly enjoyed it. They way you took the format developed by the older video and refined it while bringing in some older bits was thoroughly enjoyable and quite funny. Good job.
Thanks so much my friend!
No one else will reply accept me and Ted
@@tommyjudy2379 lmao
@@tommyjudy2379 no
@@tommyjudy2379 wrong
"Don't believe me? Don't look it up. :)" has got to one of my favorite quotes from Ted. Please keep making these, they're amazing.
You should keep streaming :)
1:25 i love imagining ted infront of a green screen holding his hand out for all that time trying to keep it centered in the frame
As someone studying for a history degree, I can clear things up for those confused:
*Ted is 100% factually correct and should not be doubted* anyone who disagrees is wrong, stupid and can expect to find me waiting for them by their car in the parking lot.
Incredible video, Ted. Entertaining as shit. Flawless editing. Beautiful connection to that random joke that you made in the "Making Pizza but I'm a Pirate" video, creating more Ted lore. Almost perfect pi rap, you DID miss a digit though.
Glad you caught the connection of Pizzabeard to that video!
I'm glad I wasn't the only one that realized the missed 9
@@yodontheduck same lol
I like that Ted throws in little fabricated explanations and differences, like "though its unknown who," just to really gaslight us to believe him. Thanks Ted, I've been a sub for a while and will continue to be.
1,5k likes and no replies?
@@blank54620 yes
1,6k likes and two replies?
@@4kduck947 yes x2
2k likes and four replies?
Fun fact: Mr. Mozzarella was called The Grease because of his torture method, grease boarding, where, similar to water boarding, he would tie someone to a chair, cover their face with a towel and pour large amounts fresh hot grease from a pizza on their face to get his answers he needed. It proved to be 100% more efficient than water boarding.
That actually sounds fucking horrifying, especially if it was hot grease
@@SunshowerWonderlab it’s effectiveness shows
Never thought a 20 minute long video about pizza could be so entertaining
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NOOOOOOOO ted why did you heart a bot
It’s not about pizza, it’s about life
I feel so torn because I know this is an incorrect history on pizza but Ted is so charismatic that it sounds completely legit
He could sell air to me and I would probably buy out his entire stock
wdym it's all legit nothing here is false obviously
he might still sell cram i know its still pretty good to use so buy cram
@@atmosphonics I've heard if you leave out in the sun for a fortnight it becomes harder than steel
he's a businessman
Air... Snorlax....?? Why, how you- (the joke was I remembered the movie was called Lorax and that they made a reference to it.)
i love how you can tell about halfway through the video Ted realises this is coming off as too believable so he has to step it up a notch
yes
No joke, this is my new favorite video on this site. 17 minutes of brilliant writing, editing, comedy, and visuals. I never knew how much I didn't know about pizza. Thank you father Ted
I don't like this video because I can't tell if he's telling thr truth or not.
@@Lukedub Sometimes "The Incorrect History of Pizza," can be a little confusing, but he only got 1 detail wrong in the whole video. "Pizzabeard" back then would have been spelled "PIZABAARD" which would be pronounced "Pizzabaard" not "Pizzabeard."
New Ted upload? That's favourite puppy material right there.
good reference
this reference is quite favorite puppy I must say
Love the slime rancher profile pictures
my day when Ted novideo doesn't upload is least favourite puppy, i have to be honest
Ha man back off .....
Ted is unironically a great storywriter. I bet he could make a children's novel and it'd sell well
Children's novel?
I'd read full length book and I haven't read a book in like 7 years
0:51 - 1:11 was actually incredible
This might be one of the best historical satires i have ever seen. Magnificent work ted. I hope this blows up.
Imagine if we didn't have Ted to expose the truth - the world would be a terrifying place. Thank you for your service, Ted.
I've heard that the "Renaissance" was often referred to as the "Renaissauce" in reference to the sauce for pizza that was often tinkered with at the time, though historians debate this since they claim it was "too on the nose" or "A really fucking dumb name".
Pizza time is way more simple
Hey Ted, I work with a teem of scientists, researching and finding new ways to reach the Pepperoni Dimension (Dimension IV-δ), and man have I got some good news. We're so close to actually making it, project 'Inoreppep' is in its later stages of development - with reverse-engineering and a committed team, I'm happy to say you will be the first to know when pepperoni is accessible again.
As an Italian historian, everything that Ted said is absolutely correct by any mean and without a doubt should be on every history book of the world now please let my family go they did nothing to deserve this i beg you Ted
I like to think he did this all in 1 take, and made it all up on the spot.
LOL
I'm Italian (born in Italy), so seeing the history of pizza is an amazing experience for me. Here's a couple of other old pizza facts: the current south of Germany also had a couple of pizza recipes when exchanging good with the Roman Empire, and before people started using tomato sauce (waay later than the importation of tomato plants to Europe, friendly reminder that tomatoes were seen as purely ornamental because mortals though of them as poisonous), pesto sauce was used (mainly in Genova). Also there's different types of pizzas (napoletana, pugliese) in Italy too! This video is good and favorite puppy, I'll remember it next time I visit Dimension 1-C!
Io le ho sempre sentite chiamare napoletana e romana ovunque, a meno che tu non stia parlando di un altro tipo di pizza
What blows my mind is there was actually a "little caesar" (caesarian), born to Cleopatra. Caesar never acknowledged him as his son, but allowed him to keep his name.
genuinely one of the funniest vids you’ve ever made, you can see the effort and creative eye you put into it. good job pizza man
Glad you enjoyed!
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This is by far the most informative TED talk I've seen in ages.
this is literally a ted talk
I hate and love this comment
The name "Renaissance" actually comes from small town in Italy (city currently unknown). According to ancient texts, a 3 month old baby had seen the preparation of a standard pizza, specifically the preparation of the sauce. As he was attempting to pronounce "Red Sauce", he slurred his words and blurted out what became the word "Renaissance". The townfolk started referring to pizza as that as an inside joke, until it spread throughout the entire country.
It's a big part of pizza history that is not known by many, as the regular historians claimed the name as their own, and told the world it was theirs. But those who know the truth truly are an outlier, such as myself, and now you.
I believe you
Someone should make a timeline of all the events through all the factually true history episodes and see how they all line up
*Fun Fact:*
Mozzarella cheese was first discovered by an ancient Viking conquerer named Vince Mozz, who found it when he was exploring a cave close to the earth’s molten core. The cave appeared to be a place of worship for an ancient religion, and also seemed to have some geometry unknown to our universe. This cave is now theorized to be a dimensional anomaly. Anyway, Vince brought the cheese up to the surface to show all the other Vikings in his clan, but was sadly killed by a group of ninjas sent by a rival conquerer of ancient China. The cheese never saw the light of day until what we now know as “Italy” rediscovered it. The government will try to deny Vince’s involvement in discovering mozzarella, or the fact that it’s possibly not of our reality, but they can’t hide the truth.
Very informed. I'm glad so many pizza enthusiasts have gathered here.
I hate that this is actually true
This pizza video has broke my mind and i cant tell what is real any more.
Everybody knows this, they teach it in 5th grade
Today I learned Canadians say "sorry" so much that The Apology Act was passed in 2009, declaring that an apology can't be used as evidence of admission of guilt.
That's a funny way of putting it, but apologies are admissible evidence in most of the world. If you're ever in a car accident don't apologize.
Ted's creativity never fails to impress me. He not only has great concepts for his videos, but he also expresses it perfectly. Hope to see more of these great videos in the future!
this is the epitome of a comfort video for me. ive watched it a dozen times and it’s always put a smile on my face. i’m watching it as a distraction from life right now and typing this as the intro music plays, and i’m getting ready to settle in for ted to teach me history and calm me down :)
The history of pizza is a ballad of life, death, organized crime, heartbreak, and interdimensional travel. Truly a remarkable story.
It’s seems so credible because it has some true facts (like Lombardi’s being the first pizza restaurant). You can tell Ted did his research! Good Job!
Dude we all know the story of PizzaBeard. Pretty sure he hopped around with Edward Thatch and Benjamin whatever his name is for a bit.
The bit of a mob controlling imports of a veggie and reselling it exorbitantly is also something that actually just happened
what do you mean some true facts? everything he says is facts
This is so well-done. it this feels like a series I'd find on Comedy Central lol
Anyway, great video, I learnt so much and I can't wait to brag to all of my friends about all this reliable and accurate information I now have stored
I’m convinced that the next international tragedy involving a gorilla will transport us into a universe where Ted is considered a prophet for these videos
The amount of editing and work and writing that went into to this is crazy but it was very enjoyable, thanks ted
Ted needs to actually make an incorrect-history book, I’d buy it
i was gonna say “fuck you i like hawaiian pizza” but honestly knowing me and my friends who like hawaiian pizza, it being a supernatural ritual that opens a hell pit really fits and im okay with this
PIzzabeard is such an inspiration
Canon EOS M50
For punching a kid? Because same...
So inovative
Yeah he was very inspiring
Especially when he punched a kid
no he is not thats not an ok thing to do gggrrrrrrrrr
This was a huge improvement from the milk history video, the second time around, the history telling was a lot more entertaining and refined what was less good In the milk one, hats off to you!
one could say he refined and processed it
ted says everything with such confidence i keep second guessing myself whether or not little cesear was a real person
I’ve been studying the many people edit there videos but I just have to say you have done a wonderful job the way you transition your different shots is just so seamless I love it
17:00
NOOOOO
I truly dread the day when the world runs out off its only pepperoni supply
Btw Ted this video had awesome editing! You weren't kidding on how much you worked on this and it really shows. Proud of you man!
As a Chicagoan. I can confirm that everything Ted said about Chicago style pizza is 100% factual. Thanks Ted for finally bringing the true History of Chicago to light!
Don't go in the Chicago Catacombs...
AIDE-MOI! Je suis entré dans les catacombes de Paris et maintenant je suis dans cet endroit étrange appelé "Chicago"
Great to see a fellow Chicagoan talking about the dangers of the catacombs. I went down there one time and ended up at the Arc de Triumph
I love how in the beginning I'm questioning if the Babylonians actually had texts about early pizza, and in the end I'm in tears over the great pepperoni war that will destroy us all.
Amazing video as always Ted.
Bro the intro was so freaking cool, it made me feel like i was watching the PBS history channel late at night
15:07
“real dense birds that fly into windows”
now what Ted is forgetting to mention here is that those exact species of demon-birds went on to inspire infamous ornithologist, researcher, and game designer: Abbaddon Blitzkriegel (don’t search him up because he totally exists) to create a popular mobile game he then dubbed “ill-tempered avians” or as we now know to be called “angry birds.” I don’t doubt Ted’s knowledge on this however, but I do think he might’ve left it out of the script by accident.
This definitely took MONTHS to make but I wanna see an entire Teds “accurate” history depictions
"they beat him so bad he got brain damage and after this event all he could say was pizza pizza" I love this
16:20 heartbreaking...
This really does feel like Ted researches all of the real history and is like, "bro what? I was there this is how it really happened." Like a 5 year old trying to convince you they know how something works. I love it.
Ted back with another educational, historically accurate video
Incredible editing! You can really tell a LOT of effort was put into this. Thanks for the great content, Ted!
I'm so glad you had the courage to speak these truths. My great great grandfather was none other than Tony Doorbell himself and no one will believe me when I tell them how he helped save pizza for all of man kind. Maybe now some one will know, just like you know. I just wish you didn't live in the internet dimension so I could thank you in person.
Seriously though, this was funny.
Ted went so hard on something so random with absolutely no warning for no reason. Honestly gives off history of the entire world vibes and is an instant classic. favorite Ted video so far, keep up the awesome videos!
It wasn't completely unexpected if you've seen his History of Milk video.
i am obsessed with this. you talk with such pure confidence in all the bullshit you’re saying that it’s believable i’m so impressed this is so well made
i would unironically watch and enjoy an actual educational lecture if it was done by ted nivison
Teds pepperoni meltdown was Oscar worthy. Get this man a trophy
You forgot the great pizza depression of 1867, where there was a lack of products to create pizza so they put cheese over ketchup on bread and heated it.
Can't believe St. Louis was never able to recover
The idea originated with a man named, “Lun Chable”. Who would later go on to make the culinary delicacy known as the “lunchable”
my brother and me would do this when we were younger and it tasted like shit 1/10 wouldn't recommend
it's crazy that videos like this even exist on youtube, it;s so far a way from the status quo, the quality of the story writing, editing and acting are so far above almost everything else on this platform. Thank you Ted, keep up the good work.
and its all completely true and real its mad
I have learnt so much
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woah man, I would've NEVER known about all these true stories about pizza. Thanks a lot, before this video I felt a void in my chest because I didn't know what to believe about all the history of Pizza... But now, I feel relief. Thank you, Ted
i will not question the truth to this mans claims, ted is always right.
As someone who is intimately acquainted with the history of Chicago. I can confirm that the catacombs DO, in fact, exist, and are incredibly dangerous. Do not go looking for them, you will get stuck and probably perish down there.
Thanks for the history lesson! Truly, this is a lesson worthy of the History Channel.
man ted is such a goddamn good storyteller. he's talking complete bullshit but i feel like im learning so much.
Oops pizza painting was discovered in Pompeii
I absolutely love this, please continue this a series. Would love to see 'The Incorrect History of Chocolate'
I love how Ted is building his own universe with lore out of this incorrect history stuff
2:08 damn that pi song is a bop i could listen to that on repeat
I love the timing of asking for history books to take you seriously right before you launch into a crazy dimension warping version of events. So good.
I have been absolutely goosin for a new factually true history video. Can't believe I've been lied to about pizza this whole time, thank you for unveiling the truth Mr. Nivison
Can we just appreciate the intro? Absolutely stunning. Can't wait for more factually true history. Maybe an episode on cereal?
if I had the same confidence as Ted while he was telling us the obviously correct history of pizza, I would present this for my final and everyone would take this information as true facts, no proof needed
honestly an inspiration to us all
0:05 apparently ted eats his pizza with no tomato sauce for shame
This reminds me so much of horrible histories, specifically the news broadcaster that would yell about random stuff from history - this is very similar except better because it is factually true
There's something kinda funny to me about the idea of a separatist group that just wants to disconnect the entire world from a resource rather than separate themselves from anything
The pi rap would have been top tier if Ted hadn't MISSED A 9 IN THE MIDDLE OF IT.
As it is, it really takes a lot from the video. 1/10, beautiful and poignant retelling of history as it really was.
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OH MY GOD I _KNEW_ SOMETHING WAS WRONG I GOT WORRIED ID MISREMEMBERED PI FOR YEARS
wait what's the actual pi numbers
The incorrect history of Pi
My guess is he did it on purpose, just more gaslighting
11:01 Ted (Milkman) Nivison sinks half of Paris
"God is indeed real, he just thinks it's funny when we're sad" is one of the best lines I've ever heard
Great video Ted, except for one problem with your timeline. Tomatoes aren’t native to Italy, and are in fact native to South and Central America. Pizzabeard never used tomatoes on his pizzas, it wasn’t until after his hanging that they decided to use tomatoes instead of limes to prevent scurvy.
15:57 why did this genuinely make me feel sad????
love ur art
Because the pepperoni dimension is gone
Nearing the end of 2023, I’ve been told at 3 pizzerias that they’ll give me a lot of extra bacon instead of pepperoni, you were right
The much awaited next episode of ‘The Incorrect History Of...’ is here folks! We have waited and the milkman has delivered!