I feel like Ted meeting people in the John Wick franchise and constantly getting hyped up as a prophecy isn’t a coincidence and they’re actually training him to be the next John Wick. The final boss is Keanu Reeves himself
I broke my feet today because I kicked my computer because someone commented that my videos are bad! I hate unjustified criticism. Please wish me a speedy recovery, dear lord
I was taking the bus this morning and I swear I saw Ted, I asked him for a photo and he took off his mask, revealing his searing rage at the thought of being recognized on public transport and he used his sumo wrestling techniques to throw me out of the window of the bus into oncoming traffic, he's such a nice guy 🥰
true and gymnasts go through that too. its just not a big person on ur back but ur trainer does it to you and its usually when the athletes are still very young LOL sports have some crazy stuff
@@giovannab23 as someone who did gymnastics for 5? ish years when i was around 9, i can confirm that the trainers sit on u nd hold u there through ur tears LOL
I have had two coaches who were very different but both pushed me to where I am today. One was what you describe he was kind and always was saying how well I was doing. And one that yelled and pushed and was harsh. Both worked wonders for me
“If I had a nickel each time I was in a video with someone from the John Wick franchise, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it’s happened twice.”
If you look into it, sumo is taken quite seriously in Japan. There’s a surprising amount of pride and passion put into it more so than any American sport I’d say. It’s genuinely a way of life for them which is really cool cuz sumo is usually seen as just the funny “haha big man slap other big man” sport in media.
Yama is now on my favorite humans list. He's so enthusiastic, encouraging, and look at those tiny glasses he's wearing!!!!! Such an endearing human being.
I really wanna see a Ted Tries series where its just ted road trippin to different skills/foods/activities around the us. I think his top tier nardation with a vlog filled with things that he thinks are interesting us exactly what people need to see
I think people also fail to realize how big ted already is. He’s 6’5” and Yama is at least a few inches taller than him. The definition of an absolute unit
That explains why he doesn’t really look like what you imagine 600 pounds to look like. Not to mention the insane muscle mass he must have, he picked up a fully grown man like a toddler.
2:45 this is a common stretch for dancers/cheerleaders/etc. and when ted says it’s hard, *it’s hard*. i’ve been dancing for 10 years and i can barely go down to my stomach. have a great day ted, hope you’re not dead :)
Used to do this in gymnastics as a kid, it's brutal. I could never even get all the way down to the stomach and the teacher would come and push you down sometimes. It's crazy that someone like 400 pounds heavier than me can do the full stretch
I have a feeling that Yama wasn’t actually saying they were great and said something along the lines of “what weak puny Americans” 😂 and Andrew was just telling them they were great to make em feel better 😂
Lol same bro 13 years of it and it only got more tiring closer to senior year. Never felt pain like after a wrestling match while recuperating in the bleachers
Just remembered this shit we use to do with man A in center of the ring, and man B, C, D, alternate wrestling man A for 15 min. did this for 2 hrs, then ran suicides for 30 min. Damn I don't miss practice
Suggestion: Ted Nivison learns ballet or aerial silks. Reason: I used to do ballet and want to see how people who have never done ballet compare to professionals Also that leaning stretch he couldn't do... a lot of us can go completely flat to the ground. Back straight and toes turned out.
I have a strange sort of fear and respect for this guy. Logically, a stranger who is several thousand miles away from me is not a threat, so I should just enjoy funny videos, yet I feel as though my soul is the next target.
When you said "This type of dizziness" my immediate though was doing suicides in Basketball. I was ripped back to 4th grade and relived the pain of not being physically fit.
“… imma keep it a buck fifty with you …” Sorry Ted, but even taking in to consideration your unique vernacular and hilarious mannerisms, imma still have to ask for bout tree fiddy minimum.
Yamamotoyama had an interesting career in professional sumo, although a short lived one. He reached the top division where he stayed for a few tournaments but only managed a few winning records before falling in ranks. I’m not sure, but I’m guessing it’s that being so heavy is more of a detriment than a benefit after a certain point. He was forced out of the association for involvement in match fixing when that was still prevalent in sumo and that was the end of his professional career.
Ted I was in basketball I didn't know what my coach was doing when he told us to go from one place to the other in the gym thank you for telling me what it was I quit like almost a year ago and I'm in seventh grade.
Throwing up in a public dojo is the most embarrassing thing that have happened to me. One day I went to my cardio kickboxing classes after school and we did our usual exercises at first. But later on in the day the dojo master decided to push us more and it was extremely exhausting and I kept getting pushed to go forwards so I kept going. When I finally decided to take a break I was sweating like crazy and felt like passing out right where I sat. I drank some water and then seconds later I started to puke so I rushed to the bathroom but I didn't get everything in the toilet.
ted describing his dizziness is such a familiar feeling to me the fun mix between being extremely competitive, the fastest on my basketball team, having a fear of letting others down, and severe anaemia meant i felt that a lot
I feel like Ted meeting people in the John Wick franchise and constantly getting hyped up as a prophecy isn’t a coincidence and they’re actually training him to be the next John Wick. The final boss is Keanu Reeves himself
he's the next villain in the john wick franchise, but with how powerful he's becoming I think they plan on making him a reoccuring character
Who else did he meet
Who else did he meet
who else did he meet
Who else did he meet
ted you have a lot of crazy accidents
this is true
Hey what's the sentient hoodie doing here
whats up checkmark
@@Hanakooo- he has 37 likes now but just wait until its 17k
Kwite how many flintstone gummies do you take per day?
i could do that
You could do that
you could do that
You could do that
you could do that
You could do that
Ted being a trained sumo wrestler makes him more intimidating then he already is and I didnt know that was possible.
He is becoming stronger. We must prepare.
I broke my feet today because I kicked my computer because someone commented that my videos are bad! I hate unjustified criticism. Please wish me a speedy recovery, dear lord
Yes me lord
Schlatt may act unhinged but I'm pretty sure if they got in a fight, Ted could snap and next thing you know, he's in jail.
@@oro8052 that is an understatement to what Ted is capable of
It is absolutely insane how athletic sumos actually are. They're built like tanks, but remember that these guys can actually throw each other too.
There's a difference between a human being who's 600 pounds and a sumo that weighs 600 pounds
Holy fuck that's a lot of muscle mass
@@pipe-bomb-eater Obese people usually have a lot of muscle mass because they have to carry a lot of weight 24/7, not just sumo wrestlers
@@basedintellectual9704 there is a difference between obese and 600 pounds
It takes a lot of effort to compact 600 pounds like yamma does
@@pipe-bomb-eater Not arguing that
@@pipe-bomb-eater able to not only carry their own weight, but *TWICE* that much
It wasn’t on accident, Ted. We know you’re going to use these skills to harm more innocent people.
420 is quite the funny number
@@alphony_ true
I was taking the bus this morning and I swear I saw Ted, I asked him for a photo and he took off his mask, revealing his searing rage at the thought of being recognized on public transport and he used his sumo wrestling techniques to throw me out of the window of the bus into oncoming traffic, he's such a nice guy 🥰
he might even do better than what schlatt did in 1999
@@AMan-xz7tx the scariest thing about this is that it’s believable
Hey real talk, that broken ligament thing is fucking terrifying
After watching the offcanny video, that has stuck with me lmao, actually terrifying
yeah holy shit
true and gymnasts go through that too. its just not a big person on ur back but ur trainer does it to you and its usually when the athletes are still very young LOL sports have some crazy stuff
@@giovannab23 as someone who did gymnastics for 5? ish years when i was around 9, i can confirm that the trainers sit on u nd hold u there through ur tears LOL
@@mimibahiti i haven’t had that happen to me yet, fucking scared shitless.
Ted is becoming more and more powerful, soon he will become a man that none of us can stop
You fool, Ted is no longer a man. He has ascended to another plane and we should all be terrified.
We already cannot stop him. His next target is God.
LMAO
Pretty appropriate that his nickname is Yama, seeing as "yama" is the Japanese word for mountain. That's a mountain of a man.
Yama is also the name of the king of hell
Yama is also the name of the biggest Japanese man in recorded history
Yama is also the god of death
Yama is also Yama
USA: the Rock
Japan: *M o u n t a i n*
Knowing that Ted is like 6’5” makes this a lot scarier
HE'S W H A T-
I THOUGHT HE WAS LIKE 6'1 TOPS
W H A T
Imagine a 6'5 man sprinting full speed towards you in the street at night
Yama is 6,4
Why does everyone always inflate youtubers height by 1-2 inches even if they clearly say otherwise, lol. Ted's 6'3 - 6'4
I like how Ted said he kept going because they kept praising him, more coaches should do that for kids/students 😭
I have had two coaches who were very different but both pushed me to where I am today. One was what you describe he was kind and always was saying how well I was doing. And one that yelled and pushed and was harsh. Both worked wonders for me
Depends on what works for you! If someone gives up on me but still looks at my progress I will keep goin
1:53 why was this so genuinely wholesome, YamYam just saying "hahaha..ye.." was priceless.
Ty
“If I had a nickel each time I was in a video with someone from the John Wick franchise, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it’s happened twice.”
If you look into it, sumo is taken quite seriously in Japan. There’s a surprising amount of pride and passion put into it more so than any American sport I’d say. It’s genuinely a way of life for them which is really cool cuz sumo is usually seen as just the funny “haha big man slap other big man” sport in media.
It's only like that in western media
@@tfthief4931 western media always ridicules stuff thats not normal for them, and a lot of times is Cultures from other countries sadly
any American sport? do you have people who jump from roofs onto plastic tables to break them as well?
@@theunovanative7640 yeah wrestling is no joke haha
@Hypothermic Dysrhythmia it’s lots of alcohol and crazy people is what it is
"I'm not afraid of anything, except for accountability"
Best quote ever
Ted has a talent for pretending things are ok in front of a camera while absolutely dying inside
Example: 200mg edible
@@THEONEPIEEECE another is the live studio audience
Yama is now on my favorite humans list. He's so enthusiastic, encouraging, and look at those tiny glasses he's wearing!!!!! Such an endearing human being.
Also he's a fan of Crypto from Apex. At that point you know he's truly loyal and committed.
Thank you
I WAS WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO MENTION THE CAT EYE GLASSES
I really wanna see a Ted Tries series where its just ted road trippin to different skills/foods/activities around the us. I think his top tier nardation with a vlog filled with things that he thinks are interesting us exactly what people need to see
Is this the comment that inspired the rainforest cafe expedition?
That’s the most tame way of describing Offcanny that I’ve ever heard
I don't even think Trevor is really a "member", I think he's just who Jakob goes to when he needs help filming lol
@@peefmcgoose2908 yeah I feel like the channel is really just Jakob n friends
@@Max_VF and sometimes that without the Jakob
@@Max_VF It used to be run by Jakob and Garret but
unfortunately those days are gone :(
@@NInjatam it was jakob and alek before that
We all know this isn’t an accident. He wanted to meet that large man
''Do you like the wopper from bugerking?''
''haha..yeh''
I love this man
I think people also fail to realize how big ted already is. He’s 6’5” and Yama is at least a few inches taller than him. The definition of an absolute unit
That explains why he doesn’t really look like what you imagine 600 pounds to look like. Not to mention the insane muscle mass he must have, he picked up a fully grown man like a toddler.
Ted is growing too powerful, and can't be quelled. This was no "accident."
LMAO
I’m so glad I saw this on OffCanny. Funniest shit ever and I’m so glad to just watch this again!
"thanks for hanging out....
Parasocially"
Why did u have to do this to me Ted
Ted mixing up the stuff he's doin is actually supper cool
2:45 this is a common stretch for dancers/cheerleaders/etc. and when ted says it’s hard, *it’s hard*. i’ve been dancing for 10 years and i can barely go down to my stomach.
have a great day ted, hope you’re not dead :)
omg same, i’ve been doing aerial silks for 3 years and i’ve made about as much progress; it’s such a grind 😭
Used to do this in gymnastics as a kid, it's brutal. I could never even get all the way down to the stomach and the teacher would come and push you down sometimes. It's crazy that someone like 400 pounds heavier than me can do the full stretch
Ted is just like schlatt except has a different personality has clean hair and lives in LA
And somehow scarier
@@stuttertarget shclatt is threatening, Ted is fear-endusing
@@tewes_ Accurate
@@tewes_ all of the chuckle sandwich members are threatening at some level
The amount of panic I had when the brought up the edits
you know what the username is cause I want to see👀😏
@@Hannah-gd8iw babygirl.hq is the SpongeBob one
@@Hannah-gd8iw and the first one is tednifishin
7:15 I want this to be like a series where Ted trains everyday until he becomes the next sumo-wrestling champion.
When Ted and Schlatt upload and there’s a new Chuckle Sandwhich episode you know it’s quite possibly the best day.
like fucking Christmas
cheers, no snapped ligaments!
Ok
Ted this is so relatable I've done this so many times! keep up the good work!!
Yama held that "sssseeeeevvvveeennnnn" for so long dude, hell
Man, when someone like that tells you you gotta try and do it,
*You have to do it.*
Im so down for this ted nivison character arc.
Ted just magically grew facial hair at the end. Wow, a man of many talents
Ted being shockingly good at sumo wrestling is just such a Ted thing…
So nice of Ted to go easy on Yama like that. He could’ve fractured his spine with the twist of a pinky!
Ted vs yamma is literally like a dark souls boss fight
the milk man is armed with a new set of skills and I am _terrified_
The "getting dizzy and vision blurring" stuff is just what I experience from a normal workout 😭 I would not be a good sumo wrestler apparently.
Jackmanifold would be proud of the whoppa approval.
I have a feeling that Yama wasn’t actually saying they were great and said something along the lines of “what weak puny Americans” 😂 and Andrew was just telling them they were great to make em feel better 😂
"pretty good... for tiny baby man"
Come to practice
@@CoachYama 😳I’m a boxer man I can’t fight a sumo
I swear Ted's videos are so unique and different, that it makes them 10 times more entertaining
Wow, a Ted, Schlatt and Chuckle Samdwich upload in one day
It's a good day!!!
8:34 YOOOOO MY FRIENDS EDIT :00👏
As a wrestler and doing that sport since I was 4 years old. I understand the tiredness Ted has described countless times
Lol same bro 13 years of it and it only got more tiring closer to senior year. Never felt pain like after a wrestling match while recuperating in the bleachers
Just remembered this shit we use to do with man A in center of the ring, and man B, C, D, alternate wrestling man A for 15 min. did this for 2 hrs, then ran suicides for 30 min. Damn I don't miss practice
@@smirfbroil6934 dude I've wrestled for 14 years and now I'm D1. I love the sport but holy hell is it tiring
only ted can “accidentally” become a sumo wrestler lmao 😅
3:06 that is unironically really fucking dangerous. Dont push people while theyre stretching please
If Ted was in a wheelchair in the future he would be exactly like joe swanson
1:53 I just died laughing when they asked him about the whopper, had the guy translate it to him, and he answered in English
Just imagine what else Ted could do to Schlatt and Charlie on the podcast if he was a trained sumo wrestler
We need another Offcanny collab 🔥🤙🏻
yes, yes we do
ted is slowly becoming more powerful. he probably intimidated them so much they were forced to compliment his abilities
"Yama" is Japanese for mountain, which is a very fitting nickname for him
This is great Ted thanks
Thanks Ted
Suggestion: Ted Nivison learns ballet or aerial silks.
Reason: I used to do ballet and want to see how people who have never done ballet compare to professionals
Also that leaning stretch he couldn't do... a lot of us can go completely flat to the ground. Back straight and toes turned out.
ted really is an influencer!
upvote
I have a strange sort of fear and respect for this guy. Logically, a stranger who is several thousand miles away from me is not a threat, so I should just enjoy funny videos, yet I feel as though my soul is the next target.
Ted getting pushed down into those splits gives me gymnastic flashbacks LMAO
When you said "This type of dizziness" my immediate though was doing suicides in Basketball. I was ripped back to 4th grade and relived the pain of not being physically fit.
What you don’t realize is that AT LEAST 300/600 lbs on that man are muscle. Sumo wrestlers are beasts
I subbed 10 minutes ago, and after 3 weeks he decides to upload today. Thanks for the welcoming gift, Ted.
i feel like ted got tired of the main story so now he's doing side quests
My brother actually “wrestled” Yama at a summer camp once. That was hilarious
1:05 the way the camera is pointed, and Yama walking out, reminds me of a sitcom visual joke, then I actually laughed when Ted just says "Oh my god"
5:39 Gotta say Yama lookin pretty cute with those glasses.
Yama may be the only being capable of matching Ted in combat
When Ted mentioned basketball and suicides that brought me some very unpleasant nostalgia from when I did sports
3:00 HA, jokes one you, Ted. I'm on my toilet 😎
yooooooooo same
“… imma keep it a buck fifty with you …”
Sorry Ted, but even taking in to consideration your unique vernacular and hilarious mannerisms, imma still have to ask for bout tree fiddy minimum.
8:40 exactly how they like em
Thinking about the time the coach’s kid on my basketball team back talked and we ran suicides until someone straight up passed out
It’s always good when Ted Nivison uploads:)))
Daaaaaaaaaamnnnn! the new remake of Twilight Princess is lookin gooooooood
Yamamotoyama had an interesting career in professional sumo, although a short lived one. He reached the top division where he stayed for a few tournaments but only managed a few winning records before falling in ranks. I’m not sure, but I’m guessing it’s that being so heavy is more of a detriment than a benefit after a certain point. He was forced out of the association for involvement in match fixing when that was still prevalent in sumo and that was the end of his professional career.
I was injured.
But my book about it is coming out
Ted I was in basketball I didn't know what my coach was doing when he told us to go from one place to the other in the gym thank you for telling me what it was I quit like almost a year ago and I'm in seventh grade.
He says he’s gonna mess up his name but he nailed the pronunciation of his name
Next video "How I accidentally joined the Italian Mafia w/ The Rock"
As a basketball player… I felt the pain when Ted said he was starting to get dizzy 🥲
Guess Ted is a criminal after all, hes just getting more and more powerful
the fact that he persevered through the pain, and did a great job against a top athlete. he is a badass.
I was really hoping this video would take a turn into him explaining how he has been training at the sumo gym.
I appreciate the pacing and general flow of this video. That’s super cool!
Thanks for the reminder to go rewatch this offcanny vid Ted
Ted continues on his journey to conquer every known field of training and knowledge
Throwing up in a public dojo is the most embarrassing thing that have happened to me. One day I went to my cardio kickboxing classes after school and we did our usual exercises at first. But later on in the day the dojo master decided to push us more and it was extremely exhausting and I kept getting pushed to go forwards so I kept going. When I finally decided to take a break I was sweating like crazy and felt like passing out right where I sat. I drank some water and then seconds later I started to puke so I rushed to the bathroom but I didn't get everything in the toilet.
I actually met Yama in real life, I took a picture with him. 😃
Ted has the best TH-cam outro music, you cannot change my mind
2:18 that is the best analogy ever thought of
Idk why, but Ted just RADIATES dad energy. He acts like a dad
not the most replayed part of the video being the sumo thirst traps
lmao the whopper. "hahahaha, yeah" dude that shit had me rolling
It turns out that the skills of being a Serial Killer may translate well to being a Sumo Wrestler
Schlatt: *Gets dressed like a king and shoots people*
Ted: *Fights with Yama and is about to pass out*
ted describing his dizziness is such a familiar feeling to me
the fun mix between being extremely
competitive, the fastest on my basketball team, having a fear of letting others down, and severe anaemia meant i felt that a lot
"He's the heaviest Japanese human in recorded history." Funny. That was my nickname in middle school.
I genuinely would enjoy watching you actually become a sumo wrestler
You know, it takes you awhile to release stuff. But, when you do it's hilarious😂😂
It happens to the best of us Ted, you aren’t alone. He comes for all of us, we will all sumo wrestle him at one point