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okay then
@@ceramic.ants. sad
When broke :troll:
i would but im poor :(
Fun Fact: that image of Heath Ledger (Joker) doing a kick flip over Christian Bale (Batman) is real. The two of them had such great chemistry on set that they were known to do things like this on set during the filming of The Dark Knight. Just more reason to miss Heath Ledger, such an amazing actor.
So many fun facts
Fun fact : I don't exist
@@gxthic._.gh0st you say otherwise
@@Razorpine_ ERROR CODE 101 REPLY NOT FOUND
@@gxthic._.gh0st fair
“Did you think it was stored in the SCP Foundation? It’s not real.”
…that’s what someone affected by amnestics would say.
What the dog doing tho?
That's what the cover-up says
can confirm
My scp oc: nope who said anything about memorys hehe i sure didn't :)
Hmmm
This subreddit is the epitome of waking up from horrifying sleep paralysis and when you try and go back to bed you hear something whisper in your ear "you may not rest now, there are monsters nearby"
I honestly feel bad for real life Shrek. He just wants us humans to get out of his swamp
Short hax is finally here
yes
@Not RickRoll1 👇 True rick rolls are using the original link.
agreed
@Not RickRoll1 👇 tha-bruh😡
4:48 that’s an actual weapon. It’s called a kusarigama, a japaneese chain weapon with a sickle on one end and a weight on the other, made so that you can disarm an opponent with the chain before moving in for a close range attack. Usually they weren’t’ on fire tho
Thank you for this valuable information tree, you have saved one of your fellow trees by using comments instead of the cut up corps of your potential family member, also you should watch gijin gomba if you don’t you would love this which ninja videos
That guy is Hatsumi Masaaki, soke of the Bujinkan; this was a photo from like pre-2000s when he would take his students to trespass on golf courses to practice evading the security there.
I just thought it was a prop meteor
Well damn, it looks straight out of Demon Slayer ep19 :O
@@3rdeye7thdimension godamn talk about efficient and free Training
3:30 there are actually some of these in japanese train stations. they're called "emergency doors" which i found ironic because 1: they lead nowhere. 2: they would only block more people if an actual disaster happened.
yeah im japanese lmao
You don't want to mess with this Brony. He will literally crush you with the magic of friendship
@Thx ❤ comment bot
And the gun he bought
Definitely
Engineer Gaming
Engineer gaming
More fun fact: Mort, King Julians companion, is about 10% starfish. This means he can regrow his limbs and never die.
Which sounds about right
His gender is eldritch god, google what morts gender is
out of all the things that mort can do. you pick the starfish thing
@@ewanfarley also the evil incarnate
But he would regenerate 10x slower because he's only 10 percent
"What? Did you guys think it was stored in the SCP foundation? Guys, it's not real, you have to let it go."
It seems that the amnestics are working...
"Don't peel your eyes" Emkay said
What if i *DO*
Everywhere i go, i see them.... *BOTS*
Jeez the bots
@@HauntedAnimations I know 😒
@@HauntedAnimations ikr
Then your eyes would be peeled
WHY ARE THERE 3 BOTS ON ONE COMMENT
Emkay: *release merch*
Robin: “ we’re going to drop everything very soon”
Me who’s too poor to buy anything: I live in Spain but the S is silent
Ok
I live in Spain but without the A
@@SIPHONHarapeco Ah, spin, my favorite.
@@SIPHONHarapeco I live in Spain without the p or a
@@soap5648 sin
I live in spain but remove the in and replace it with m
all boss fights hope you enjoy the game play
3:03 shadow king
4:10 the elder tree
4:31 the world destroyer
4:43 the holy ring
5:33 dungeon keeper
8:22 DJ master
9:51 flesh taker
10:24 the death seeker
11:59 the masked king
let me know if you want the full description on these bosses
i would like to know the full description of these bosses
Isn't the death seeker ryuk the death god?
No that thing at 3:03 is the Witch King of Angmar. From Lord of the Rings
@@Enclave_Soldier34 that doesn't even look like the armor the king witch has tho
"The SCP Foundation isn't real"
That's what the SCP Foundation would say, I know your secret
omg all this time...
Me a literal scp but I'm so dangerous that they are scared to piss me off
@@robertmonroe4342 Technically, if they view you as an anomaly, you very well could be! Anything that isn’t normal is an SCP!
Omg
@@robertmonroe4342 you called?
Emkay: "that's a cat"
My brain: "ayo- that's not a cat- right- right?-"
HEEHOO WOOOOSH'D
Its a gameboy dude
This isnt a dog 2:04
Wdym that’s totally a cat
It’s a dragon my guy learn ur animals
8:02 If that dog knew any better he'd know that pigs can't enter your house without a warrant or probable cause lmao
Emkay: **Releases Merch**
Us: *“ I’LL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK”*
If it isn't expensive then yes
@Thx ❤I hate you
@Thx ❤ kindly shut your goddamn mouth
@@quickthinkofaname9662 its bad tht they r promoting but they are promoting surahs being recited, which is an important thing in islamic culture
@@mrsus110 its bad tht they r promoting but they are promoting surahs being recited, which is an important thing in islamic culture
10:20 Lol, looks like Ryuk is on the hunt for some premium apples again.
lol humans are about to die
True.
It is its a model of ryuk
nah it looks like ryuk is about to murder his clan
Thank you
Him: “Did you think it was stored in the SCP Foundation? It’s not real you have to let it go.”
Me:…do you know how the foundation treats these kinds of people?
They treat them like they just saved the world for not saying that they are real
This is true.
@@SuperEarth_ArmedForces any chance I can get the garage door code for my local site? They took my cat again.
Fun fact: You always in danger, you just choose your decisions in a way that keeps you alive somehow.
Anything can kill you. Literally anything
@@bfufhryrrhtjhxbdgkjgutitjh7877 even quark
HTF. (happy tree friends) Definitely proves that
Chance of getting killed by a Llama hitman is very low.
*but never zero*
@@hubkemeister “llama hit man” do you know something I don’t?
the “the mist” reference just brought me back to my childhood trauma from reading that book in 6th grade and being afraid of fog for 2 years
Which one?
I remember watching the kill count on the movie and I still cried at the ending
4:53 - fun fact thats subculture of weebs called NEET squad, its actually pretty common to see these guys at convention
01:52
"Heh, look at the buns on that guy."
"THIS IS THE COMEDY POLICE, THE JOKE'S TOO FUNNY!"
*"I'M NOT GOING BACK TO JAIL-"*
"that's not a Gamecube that's a cat"
me: am I trippin or is that a dog...
Honestly
r/woooosh
@@floofula1260 how is it. R/whoosh if he knew that Robin was joking 😃
chihuahua to be specific of the breed of dog
@@Venom2544 what do you mean its a crab
3:02 She wasn't able to kill him because she was a woman, it was the magic knife in his leg from the hobbit that made him venerable.
Fun fact: starfish can regrow their limbs
He regrew the facts list lol
The Hell??
Fun fact!: this is a fun fact!
I knew that
I knew this when I was 7 from a spongebob squarepants episode
9:10 I am slowly getting to this point, I've started making little clay frogs as a tactile coping skill and I will not stop until there are frogs hidden everywhere in my house. Even after I pass, my family will still find frogs in the most random places, and they will remember me, as well as my brother (who is sadly no longer with us), and specifically remember the time we brought a frog into the house in a shoebox and showed to our mom, who freaked out. Good times, I miss that kid...
Im gonna like this, and walk away slowly.
Tsuyu asui intensitying
LMAO🤣🤣🤣
Hehe, i broke the 69
3:44 I feel like the hardest part of making this dress is still fitting into it once you're done collecting materials.
2:18 "To be able to use this "coffin barbecue" you must require to reach lvl 80 and obtain human flesh for fuel source,attempting to use charcoal or wood your soul would be the fuel source as a punishment"
AISURU.TOKYO/AGNEZ/?[Making-love]💞
(◍•ᴗ•◍)✧*。18 years and over🍎🍑
TH-cam: This is fine
Someone: Says "heck"
TH-cam: Be gone
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r/itemshop
3:15 'Husky' is a gas station in Canada, and it was the price of gas per litre (L) on that day (yes gas price per litre was below a $loonie in may parts of canada in 2020)
It was like 50 cents at the start of the pandemic - west Canada
I love how confused he was by this, I just thought they were in the US too
I thought it was temp cause that's common that time of day where I live but the gas station wasn't a local one. Makes sense, thanks.
7:30 that guy looks like an atcual scp
Idea: every narator teams up and does one video ALL together in an extremely cute sub or a cursed one
yES
A cursed one please
Cursed
cursed
Cursed
9 subreddit suggestions:
Robin:
-r/sbubby
-r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it)
Jack:
-r/ComedyCemetery
-r/garfieldminusgarfield
-r/BreadStapledToTrees
Lexi:
-r/notlikeothergirls
-r/forbiddensnacks
-r/Chadtopia
-r/ofcoursethatsathing
This is my 341st day of doing this, hope they're all done soon.
Bro these two
Wtf 341 days already ???
Hahahahahahah
*Cocks Gun*
Hahahahahahah
*Places it on dome*
341 DAYS?! That's dedication
dedication
Robin:”now don’t peel your eyes”
Me: puts Down peeler
There are two species of fish I know that have human like teeth, the red bellied pacu and the trigger fish.
The red bellied pacu has earned the name the ball cutter fish due to a story of two fishermen dying from having their jewels bitten off by pacus.
I will fight the spam bots away from this comment
@@EmeraldBat67 oh well, that didn't work out
@@burnttoast5372 goddamnit
Can we get a f in the chat for those men's balls
What would it have been a great day to go blind
3:08 "Ok here's the deal, I don't think you realize this. But that's not a game cube... that's a cat" 😂😂😂
Sure it is, Robin. Suuuure it is.
1:47 you see me rolling they hatin'
“What it keeps my super fucking kick ass car on the ground when I’m accelerating” literally the best line ever.The mini spoiler is to good
Fun fact: limbs can regrow their starfish
I dint know regrow starfish can limbs
Ah yes we all knew limbs regrow their starfish. But did you know hair regrows their human?
Hah. Do also you that know regrow can nail?
@@redkiII stroked
P L E A S E S T O P
"This reminds me of the mist, I don't like how it reminds me of the mist" is possibly my favourite quote of the month
4:42 The 4 roommates used to live in peace, but everything changed when Steve attacked
"That's not a gamecube... That's a cat."
*Takes a hit*
IDK man... looks like a couch to me.
Worst part is that was a dog.
nah it looks more like a tv
And I was over here thinking it was a Amana 3.5-cu ft Agitator Top-Load Washer (White)!
Actually, that's a Switch
5:18
When life gives you lemons...
Squirt them in someone's eyes.
Life doesn't give us lemons tho, we made them from adding a chemical to oranges, so when life gives you lemons, .......
RUN.
Fun fact : the cut off limbs off a star fish can regrow a whole new starfish
I cant believe you stepped over the "Rolling in Dough" joke
Truly a legend
6:57 sry its a real school in a town that has daily flash floods
“That door leads to… where? Is that the door to the Twilight Zone? It can’t be the SCP Foundation, they don’t exist”
Madness Combat fans: So, it begins….
The Catto of Dankness
It’s good, I have to keep killing people because they think they can beat me. You?
Hank: Reloads Assault Fifle
Tricky: Takes stop sign out of the ground
Jebus: Stares motherfuckerly
I saw the whole series and I still don't get this joke
MTF DELTA TEAM-2 IS COMING WE ARE ABOUT TO INJECT LEVEL-5 AMNEIMSIA
Remember when they actually commentated over the thumbnail? I genuinely love it when they do and it’s a shame they stopped doing it so often
Wdym actually commentated?
They did commentate the thumbnail???
Sorry I am dumb
@@teddi8432 they'd have the thumbnail in the actual video, they dont do that as much for some reason
Me: sees chihuahua with a disk on its head
EmKay: cat
Me: checks out
0:01 the funny part is that that cover probably cost $40-$100 depending on where he got it and if it was legit or bootleg and probably $50-$120 again for the pillow/stuffing depending on where he got it and weather or not he got an actual body pillow for it or just a bunch of generic stuffing. Either somebody bought that pillow and cover for real or that's one expensive meme.
I mean I wouldn't know about that at all
I- *wow*
But you would though
Emkay not knowing what a closet door is... because he's been out for so long!
AISURU.TOKYO/AGNEZ/?[Making-love]💞
(◍•ᴗ•◍)✧*。18 years and over🍎🍑
TH-cam: This is fine
Someone: Says "heck"
TH-cam: Be gone
#однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #Интересно #забавно #девушка #смешная #垃圾
@@caramel5391 shut up
Are we gonna talk about the guy swinging around that flaming lasso,
It's like the DND encounter from my nightmares.
Fun fact: cats rub their head on you to mark their property, and make you smell like them
My cat claimed a random pizza delivery person and I just heard them say "oh no, my cat will not forgive me for this"
AISURU.TOKYO/AGNEZ/?[Making-love]💞
(◍•ᴗ•◍)✧*。18 years and over🍎🍑
TH-cam: This is fine
Someone: Says "heck"
TH-cam: Be gone
#однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #Интересно #забавно #девушка #смешная #垃圾
@@feykro4152 oh no
@@feykro4152 ohn,o
i think everyone knows that
Me: *very happy he mentioned the scp foundation*
"I'm just kidding none of that is real!"
Me: you have lost my respect
It’s not his fault he was amnesticised.
i kinda agree with you
His memory got wiped by the foundation
He's the cover-up agent
Ok but he really threw us that What da dog doin outta nowhere like it was the most natural thing ever lmao.
3:46 my school has a statue of a man covered in Doritos lol
I’m just sad emkay
be happy then
Why?
😔 sed
@just do it shhhhhhut up
Sad no more
4:28
The Spice Buddha
So, the first guy, who has the stones to make fun to him in his face? NGL, I wouldn’t.
AISURU.TOKYO/AGNEZ/?[Making-love]💞
(◍•ᴗ•◍)✧*。18 years and over🍎🍑
TH-cam: This is fine
Someone: Says "heck"
TH-cam: Be gone
#однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #Интересно #забавно #девушка #смешная #垃圾
Wise choice
3:42 "Its not real" sounds like a scp foundation cover up but ok.
10:21 "screeching gorgolal mothmen" that's probably the most accurate distinction of reuki iv ever heard-
Fun fact: starfishes have their mouth in the middle of their body and mermaid use them as bras
That’s why they are also smiling by default. And “giggle” a lot.
Lucky bastards
@@adrian2461000 yes
It started as "you skipped arm day" then it immediately went to holy fuck, every day was arm day for you. Later on, we saw the cat that clearly didn't work out and right after the person who only did squats. Then after that, we see the dog that got so flexible it doesn't have bones and the Teddy Bear Roll that is literally a bodybuilder. I'm like 100% sure that most of this can be related to working out in some kinda way.
2:56
This is what nurses do if they need more rooms for new patients
Watching this while going through my last chemo, thanks for helping me take my mind off everything
Hope you're okay buddy
You can do it mate
I just imagine that little kid going
“Hehe, Im in danger!”
3:09
EmKay : "Ok, I don't think you realize this, but that's not a GameCube. That's a cat"
The Entirety of His Comment Section :
_"You're not just wrong, you're stupid"_
Fun Fact: There are more fish in the water than there are fish in the sky.
More planes in the water than submarines in the sky
For now
O my god, t h a t s s o t r u e
Source????????
@@ruchick6155 Have you ever seen any fish that can fly really high in the sky?
still waiting for robin to record an emkay audio in the shower
AISURU.TOKYO/AGNEZ/?[Making-love]💞
(◍•ᴗ•◍)✧*。18 years and over🍎🍑
TH-cam: This is fine
Someone: Says "heck"
TH-cam: Be gone
#однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #Интересно #забавно #девушка #смешная #垃圾
EmKay: thats not a gamecube, that's a cat
Me: thats not a cat, its a dog, Mkay EmKay?
my dad taught me how to do this circle of fire. short story, that's how I ended in the hospital that night
How do you do it
@@tiagoluz2019 you tie an iron sponge to a rope and set the sponge on fire, spin and ta-da!
"That's not a Gamecube, that's a cat"
Uh, no. That's a dog.
No that a Xbox 360
@@This-is-not-K Oh yeah you right.
r/wooooosh
Going to assume that's to me. But I don't believe he did it in a joking manner. Now if he said parrot or something, then you'd have every right.
Pretty sure it's a knife shaped tree.
11:41 Molotov cattail
While I'm pretty sure it's always going to be up to debate if the Joker skateboarding picture is an edit or not, even if it is it is important to note that Heath WAS actually seen skateboarding around set in full costume and makeup all the time. So even if that one specifically is an edit, you can bet he actually tried something like that.
1:03 but on that day humanity received a grim reminder
EmKay at 3:25 begin like "eVeRy CoUnTrY uSeS dOlLaRs AnD gAlLoNs. WhAT iS tHaT pRiCe TaG?¿?" XD
Fun Fact: The mouth of Sea Anemones are also their butts
How is that fun???
@@-gummyworm-2606 Interesting but not fun 😂
@@MayaminPC. yea lol
Because REDACTED that's why
10:14
Mini Spoiler Wing on a Big Spoiler Wing
Love it
AISURU.TOKYO/AGNEZ/?[Making-love]💞
(◍•ᴗ•◍)✧*。18 years and over🍎🍑
TH-cam: This is fine
Someone: Says "heck"
TH-cam: Be gone
#однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #Интересно #забавно #девушка #смешная #垃圾
That "one lil thing" for cats passes over to my dog as he loves to chew on bottles whether big or small but he sometimes messes with his squeaky squirrel :)
Fun Fact: Friends are like birds, they die when you kill them
Woah man that's crazy.
"People die if you kill them"
Maybe the scp foundation is just so good at containing things we don’t know if they are real. Think about that
"That's not a game cube, that's a cat."
That's a chihuahua. That is a dog.
Do I have to do it or is someone else gonna do it?
7:41 tbh i don't know what the problem is, they're good to eat
As someone who watched my little pony friendship is magic because I was bored I am now somehow obsessed with fanfic of all types and its horrifying
AISURU.TOKYO/eunji/?[Making-love]💞
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TH-cam: This is fine
Someone: Says "heck"
TH-cam: Be gone
#однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #Интересно #забавно #девушка #смешная #垃圾
same I have discovered some of the creepiest fanfics in the mlp fandom
2:40
eating cheddar cheese pringles rn
ruffles cannot compare
4:48 he has mastered fire breathing
8:12 YOOO, Cardi B studio reveal?
1:09 attack on smurf
I WILL BUY ALL THE EMKAY MERCH. DONT LET ANYONE ELSE HAVE A SINGLE THING
Try to say that to your bank account.
AISURU.TOKYO/AGNEZ/?[Making-love]💞
(◍•ᴗ•◍)✧*。18 years and over🍎🍑
TH-cam: This is fine
Someone: Says "heck"
TH-cam: Be gone
#однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #Интересно #забавно #девушка #смешная #垃圾
That's my merch!! I don't know you!! [kicks in the balls]
@@relcampis GLADLY
6:46
There are more kids in the class, _they just havent hit puberty yet_
3:40 I love how there’s even an entry in the Scp wiki called “director bold’s proposal-j” that is to convince people that the Scp foundation isn’t real
4:06 it’s that one beach scene from ponyo
10:17
I am disappointed in myself for needing a minute to realize it was Ryuk
If I hadn't seen this comment and so be looking for ryuk I wouldn't have realized
9:53 Wait, you didn't know? When you eat snickers, don't eat the entire bar. Leave a small portion and stick a charger in it. It will be back to full size after about 5 hours. Just make sure to eat it from the side you charged afterwards because it you try to recharge it in the same hole you made the first time, it won't work.
Unlimited food glitch
SWAT: “1 2 3 BREACH”
Door: *Fucking cancer*
SWAT: “HANDS IN THE AIR- ooh look they have anime on!”
Fun fact: Cheetahs actually sleep for 40% of their life.
another fun fact: i sleep 90% of my life
Another fun fact: i sleep 2% of my life
"That's not a gamecube, that's a cat"
-Robin 2021
1:35 1 Birthday 2 Cakes
Sus
Damn, if friendship is magic, then what is love?..
Baby don't hurt me
Don't hurt me, no more...
idk,maybe you should ask jack about that..
sorcery
@@Moriko73 jack.....
who is jacc
Why does no one question the seemingly human body further down the computer screen in 9:44, it even has hips.