Just remember. If you see that the name "unavailable" is unavailable, somebody had to make the ultimate sacrifice and name themselves "unavailable" while the name was still available
(36:39) there actually is a disorder that lets you see sounds. It's called synesthesia and it crosses your senses, hence the seeing sounds or tasting colors. There are a lot of different forms of it, and it's an interesting thing to look into.
i was looking for this! when i play two very specific notes on piano, i see neon yellow and dark blue streaks of color. and wednesday is light denim blue. thank you for your time.
49:52 I remember reading an article somewhere where a guy was sued for racism, but he got off because he could prove that he was an asshole to everyone equally. So, the argument literally holds up in court...
1:03:19 the fraction symbol is also known as a division symbol, so sometimes calculators will show it as a fraction when dividing, so there is a button on the calculator you have to press to get the actual number/decimal. It only happens when the answer isn't a whole number.
16:12 funny story...when my son got his hearing device and was running around just checking everything out and we're all yelling his name trying to get his attention chasing him around and at one point it hit me... We're just making noises, he has no concept of a name or that this sound we're making is supposed to get his attention.... we're just making sounds. I'll never forget that day. I felt so smart and stupid at the same time.
"Oh my god, the concept of language is completely and utterly false and irrelevant, making all pretenses of history false or at the very least unreliable... MICHAEL!!"
Actually, technically egg isn't the most popular form of child to eat. It's the most popular form of period to eat. It wouldn't be a child unless it's fertilized. And fun fact, that's considered a delicacy in Southern Asia called balut.
Man, that Toy Story thing of "if a toy died, the others would watch the kid play with the corpse" thing annoys me. The only dead toy is a completely destroyed toy. How are they supposed to "die" otherwise? They aren't living things, so they don't age or get sick. I mean, let's remember in the first one that Sid's weird experiments and his sister's headless dolls were still moving around.
This implies the Toys in Toy Story have the basically-same type of artificial-life/immortality as most Mega Man characters do, and I can’t believe it took me this long to realize
when i was young i cheated on a test by using a practice test that was handed to us a couple of days in advance to practice ofc i didnt practice so i just kept the practice test in my bag and looked at it when the teacher wasnt looking. i got 100 and the teacher was surprised he asked me how i did so good and i told him something along the lines of the practice test you handed out really helped
1:28-fun fact,blobfish doesn't look like this in their natural habitat,this form is a disfigured corpses of a fish whose tissues got EXPLODED due to rapid pressure change from surfacing.
2:00 the game here is Ghost 1.0 This was done as a Kickstarter goal, I believe, and you get an achievement for doing it. After "I'm getting sick of you." is displayed, the game CLOSES ITSELF to your desktop.
Toy Story is actually more morbid than that. You can see in Sid's house that's the toys are clearly imortal. Whatever happens to them, they will continue living as the pieces that are left over.
Y'know, at first, it didn't register that it was Damien narrating the first part. Damien is the only true narrator in my mind. His laugh is precious, and I miss him.
Funny story time- get out ya popcorn, lads. A man was in his restroom, when he heard a knocking sound on the closed restroom door. He was obviously home alone, so he thought someone broke in. He calls the police, and they enter his house and go to the bathroom door. The man hears the knocking stop, then a couple seconds later the door opens. (Yes, he was already done with his business). The officer looks him dead in the eye, then holds up the man's roomba. "We caught the dirtbag, wait here as we sweep the house for more." And that was a real story, my nameless comrades reading this. My father, who is a Firefighter, told me this story. Now, off I go to make more people laugh-
0:14 I love the fact that the teacher gave them an extra two points (at least I think that's what the +2 means) and left the comment "very clever" there as well. That teacher deserves the Teacher of the Year or something to that matter.
17:04 Fun Fact: Alpharad made this tweet while he was drunk because of a drinking game he played with a friend. Every time his Ness amibo 3 stocked one of his fans, they would have to take a swig of quite a strong alcoholic beverage.
Hey guys, what if the first person who built the T-Rex fossil in a museum got lazy while placing the arms and was like "Eh screw it, have small arms and hands."
I once was in class and my teacher is like,”Let's get together and think!” She had us write a solution to something on a sticky note. I had the most idiotic idea ever and put down,” Kill the person, bulldoze the house, and clean up the mess.” She called me out in the hall.
I never laugh at these. I laugh internally obviously, but I usually only crack a smile while listening to these videos. But at 24:28 I lost my sh!t so hard I choked on my drink. You made me have a real, genuine laugh for the first time in can't remember when. I am still laughing and I got tears in my eyes. What the ever loving feck.
Ngl, I secretly love it when Robin blows his top and gets pissed off. He says what everyone (well, ME at least) is thinking. Discovering there’s a playlist by narrators… best.day.ever. Hehehe
2:48 No it had something to do with return rates, because he had a minuscule sum returned in pennies, and since the bank required it to be rounded up, then the sum was below a rate, he made a killing. Imagine the bank worker, having to count all those minimum amounts. It made headlines too, X^D
1:03:06 I have that exact calculator, and it’s awesome, despite looking weird. There’s a translate button to turn it into a normal/mixed fraction, a decimal, and a repeat decimal. Or change the settings (It can also do radicals if it’s a square root). I don’t know why i felt the urge to inform you all of this
R2D2 guy is also known as "bean dad" and is known to have abused his young daughter by refusing to feed her for over 6 hours because he never taught her to use a can opener and wanted her to figure it out herself as a "learning experience", his daughter was 8 or 9 at the time
Well, of course they didn’t suffocate him! The one thing Mega Man and Dwayne Johnson have in common is that they would never kill a human that doesn’t deserve it!
14:10 Fun fact: There is a single frame where the blur is misplaced, and you can see the guy's face. So much for placing the blur before the transition, they put it in the wrong place.
"When you ask for someone's name, you're essentially asking them what noise you should make to get their attention." I am currently being called a name that is what we normally think of as a sound, so this is like 100% true for me. Not even technically the truth, just the truth.
Imagine: Someone had to make the sacrifice to name themselves available while it was still available, and all you could do was sit there in silence as you watched the person type: "Available" and watch them hit enter and within seconds, their screen gets filled with so may Dms that you couldn't see their screen anymore
0:50 a) Minnie and Mickey are anthropomorphic mice, Goofy is an anthropomorphic dog and Pluto is a cartoon dog. Maybe the difference is a hundred thousand years of evolution. b) What is the story of this particular comic?
10:45 I really appreciate that fact of saying the world is better than it's ever been. Like yes, we absolutely still have problems, but arguably the only thing that is worse is climate change. Standard of living, life expectancy, medicine, technology, social aspects have all significantly improved.
8 subreddit suggestions: Robin: -r/sbubby -r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it) Jack: -r/ComedyCemetery -r/garfieldminusgarfield -r/BreadStapledToTrees Lexi: -r/notlikeothergirls -r/Chadtopia -r/ofcoursethatsathing Day 409
Technically, there are no laws in space because you aren't in a country or anything like that. You can't exactly claim Space and therefore everything is legal.
Just remember.
If you see that the name "unavailable" is unavailable, somebody had to make the ultimate sacrifice and name themselves "unavailable" while the name was still available
You said my name?
@Erinn Saige Matas It was a joke
@Erinn Saige Matas I didn't realise that until now, thanks
i stole this name
@@unavailable404_9 lmao
(36:39) there actually is a disorder that lets you see sounds. It's called synesthesia and it crosses your senses, hence the seeing sounds or tasting colors. There are a lot of different forms of it, and it's an interesting thing to look into.
WOW, really?!
when i can taste colors:
example: broccolli tastes like a dark sort of like lime ish
The most common form is grapheme-color synesthesia, causing you to perceive different colors in numbers and/or letters
i was looking for this! when i play two very specific notes on piano, i see neon yellow and dark blue streaks of color. and wednesday is light denim blue. thank you for your time.
@@thedamghostking glad to be of help.
49:52
I remember reading an article somewhere where a guy was sued for racism, but he got off because he could prove that he was an asshole to everyone equally.
So, the argument literally holds up in court...
you can get sued for racism???
13:13 narrator changes
@@darkmoondeath00 if you can, i hope a lot more people get sued 🙃
@@darkmoondeath00 You can probably be sued for denying service for a racist reason, discrimination to the point you're fucking up their life, etc
@@hazeltree7738 ive racked up about 200 times i have evaded the law then
1:03:19
the fraction symbol is also known as a division symbol, so sometimes calculators will show it as a fraction when dividing, so there is a button on the calculator you have to press to get the actual number/decimal. It only happens when the answer isn't a whole number.
Wait you watched all-
@@Jose-Campos. yea, I did watch the whole thing. I was bored and EmKay channel is entertaining for me...
@@Jose-Campos. who doesnt watch the whole thing?
13:42 yes but the people who breathe water die from drowning
@@warriorboi6228 🥐👍🏼
16:12 funny story...when my son got his hearing device and was running around just checking everything out and we're all yelling his name trying to get his attention chasing him around and at one point it hit me... We're just making noises, he has no concept of a name or that this sound we're making is supposed to get his attention.... we're just making sounds.
I'll never forget that day. I felt so smart and stupid at the same time.
That is wholesome
"Oh my god, the concept of language is completely and utterly false and irrelevant, making all pretenses of history false or at the very least unreliable...
MICHAEL!!"
@@shawnsuggs7559 please don't hate me... But I don't get the reference...lil help?
@@sarahlovee1865 not a reference of anything, actually. That was just made-up mumbo jumbo.
comprar
You know, self defense is just a legal version of he started it
dam your smart
You’re smart.
Also, love the pfp.
And the court ruling Imperfect self defense is the legal version of And I'm ending it.
r/technicallythetruth
@@shrek12680 yeah, that’s kinda the point
Actually, technically egg isn't the most popular form of child to eat. It's the most popular form of period to eat. It wouldn't be a child unless it's fertilized. And fun fact, that's considered a delicacy in Southern Asia called balut.
I saw this as soon as that one came up
you really took the time to do the research. But why did you say "technically" when it says "r/TECHNICALLYthetruth"?
@@hambo2222 Why do I have to have a reason to use a word? Chill bro lol
An egg can be fertilized without having any visible foetus.
@@babowasalwayshere its a joke
I didn't realize it was a hour long and i got so confused when Damien turned into Robin
@@OMNI-Infinity you know it switches to Robin multiple times in the video?
I watched it all misreading the 1:10:00 to 11:00
AT THE END I ACTUALLY THOUGHT THAT WAS PASSED ONLY 11 MINUTES
LMAO@@marcovaleriofranco9310
@@marcovaleriofranco9310nah i think that was 176.24 seconds
He didn't get censored thouths theds
Man, that Toy Story thing of "if a toy died, the others would watch the kid play with the corpse" thing annoys me. The only dead toy is a completely destroyed toy. How are they supposed to "die" otherwise? They aren't living things, so they don't age or get sick. I mean, let's remember in the first one that Sid's weird experiments and his sister's headless dolls were still moving around.
If you're serious
Here
*R/WOOOOSH*
if you're joking
*Good one-*
@@pancornyt8330 or you could've said "ARE YOU /j OR /srs!?'
This implies the Toys in Toy Story have the basically-same type of artificial-life/immortality as most Mega Man characters do, and I can’t believe it took me this long to realize
^Funnily enough, on that note, my mom calls Sigma “Evil Buzz Lightyear” so that’s pretty ironic
How is this so deep wtf
"but you're in the livingroom"
Literally a plot point of a vampire book series I've read 😂
What series
@@mbggrossman4131 yes i am also curious.
@@annamariemartin5214 it's been like, a year.
@@mbggrossman4131im curious aswell
Yes it’s technicallythetruth
Indeed
only facts here
amogus
@@joy-wire yes
No, it's r/technicallythetruth.
10:06 Gotta love the fact that the workers at Nintendo spent time and effort into making one image not in the manual just to send to someone.
It's all so beautiful together
@rahongg piss bot
Dont worry i reported their ccount
7:03 as someone who is Irish
I’d say yes, mashed potatoes are Irish guacamole
As someone who is both Irish and Mexican I couldn’t agree more
@@mirandathepandakitty1630 I second this
I LOVE YOUR PFP IM OMNI TOO😊
@@Scaryasparagus !!! :)
i love these types of videos, but not hearing the normal intro makes my heart speed up about 200% 😰😰
you gotta go to the doctor thats not normal you can get a heart attack
Bot
when i was young i cheated on a test by using a practice test that was handed to us a couple of days in advance to practice ofc i didnt practice so i just kept the practice test in my bag and looked at it when the teacher wasnt looking. i got 100 and the teacher was surprised he asked me how i did so good and i told him something along the lines of the practice test you handed out really helped
1:28-fun fact,blobfish doesn't look like this in their natural habitat,this form is a disfigured corpses of a fish whose tissues got EXPLODED due to rapid pressure change from surfacing.
So this is in fact, not, a fish in the sea.
@@z0ru4_ it is a dead, exploded corpse of a fish because of pressure
@@Maurice-j9o what I’m saying is it is then not technicallythetruth since the fish is not "in the sea" for the blobfish’s corpse’s case.
2:00 the game here is Ghost 1.0
This was done as a Kickstarter goal, I believe, and you get an achievement for doing it. After "I'm getting sick of you." is displayed, the game CLOSES ITSELF to your desktop.
I love that
Toy Story is actually more morbid than that. You can see in Sid's house that's the toys are clearly imortal. Whatever happens to them, they will continue living as the pieces that are left over.
Basically like Mega Man but the humans aren’t aware of their life at all
11:51 the least spoken languages are
3. Sign language
2. Morse Code
1. Braille
this is only technically the truth since there's more episodes to come
Whoops I commented here not in the comments
bots bots bots everywhere
Im just guesing the first three comments are the same
@Triple Hello there
@@kingglovers_____8813 sorry catboo's not into sex.
or whatever shitty virus you have there.
Y'know, at first, it didn't register that it was Damien narrating the first part. Damien is the only true narrator in my mind. His laugh is precious, and I miss him.
idk if you know this but he has a yt called deelee
@@jordanharris971 I think deelee is over so after seeing all the videos, go to the other one called damien lee
Funny story time- get out ya popcorn, lads.
A man was in his restroom, when he heard a knocking sound on the closed restroom door. He was obviously home alone, so he thought someone broke in. He calls the police, and they enter his house and go to the bathroom door. The man hears the knocking stop, then a couple seconds later the door opens. (Yes, he was already done with his business). The officer looks him dead in the eye, then holds up the man's roomba. "We caught the dirtbag, wait here as we sweep the house for more."
And that was a real story, my nameless comrades reading this. My father, who is a Firefighter, told me this story. Now, off I go to make more people laugh-
Absolutely brilliant
😁
Not very believable. You'd hear the whirring long before the knocking.
God:you disgusting humans deserve death
Humans:that’s technically the truth
“Nice name!”
“Thanks! I got it for my birthday!”
“Really? I got mine for Christmas.”
Jesus?
Um.. Well Christmas was Jesus's birthday so it's the same thing, lol
Based off the way quackity normally acts that is something he would die on
AAA I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS
Everyone dies eventually
@@vivithebird sameeeee
⟟ like how we all collectively agreed
@Jelly Ari / Blitzo I know you know I was being a smartass
“Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin and eat them, they die.” Also if you stick them deep inside you you’ll scream and choke.
Ayo
0:14 I love the fact that the teacher gave them an extra two points (at least I think that's what the +2 means) and left the comment "very clever" there as well. That teacher deserves the Teacher of the Year or something to that matter.
even though the kid just copied the words at the top :|
@@sillykitti_ r / w o o o s h
@@sillykitti_ thank you, nobody knew that, lord obvious.
but why isn't "spell" spelled begging with s
6:48
0:42 the way he said it with such confidence killed me
17:04
Fun Fact: Alpharad made this tweet while he was drunk because of a drinking game he played with a friend. Every time his Ness amibo 3 stocked one of his fans, they would have to take a swig of quite a strong alcoholic beverage.
Hey guys, what if the first person who built the T-Rex fossil in a museum got lazy while placing the arms and was like "Eh screw it, have small arms and hands."
@A Random Weeb yeah, makes sense, but it does make you wonder, "what if..."
Also thanks for the comment on my pfp
Now i can't unimagine a T-rex with giant hands that constantly touch the ground, and it always looks like a tired sim
I once was in class and my teacher is like,”Let's get together and think!” She had us write a solution to something on a sticky note. I had the most idiotic idea ever and put down,” Kill the person, bulldoze the house, and clean up the mess.” She called me out in the hall.
I never laugh at these. I laugh internally obviously, but I usually only crack a smile while listening to these videos. But at 24:28 I lost my sh!t so hard I choked on my drink. You made me have a real, genuine laugh for the first time in can't remember when. I am still laughing and I got tears in my eyes. What the ever loving feck.
Damien and Robin are taking turns voicing stuff, like a chess match which makes Lexi a judge
We need a video with all 3 of them at once reacting to stuff like this
@@tmfyi8048 better yet
They dont hear the otjer people and its just permanent overlap
@Trollface gang they tell you
2:34 I'm honestly not surprised Quackity would tweet something like that lmao
Same lol
2:33 the fact that quackity tweeted that makes me feel all emotions at once and i don’t know what to do about it
My teacher: COLD doesn't exist. Cold is just the absence of heat.
My brain: so heat is the absence of cold? They both exist.
i love how you can hear Damien's mouse clicking to start/stop the recording for almost every clip
16:56 the thing is: the German translation for "anti baby pills" literally is "antibabypillen"
I just love how at the beginning, you can hear all the clicks from switching from 1 meme to the next from damien's end
Ngl, I secretly love it when Robin blows his top and gets pissed off. He says what everyone (well, ME at least) is thinking.
Discovering there’s a playlist by narrators… best.day.ever. Hehehe
4:00 "So you have chosen death"
*Ignites lightsaber*
Some people are like slinkies, they have no real purpose... but it makes you smile when you push them down a flight of stairs...
🤔
r/cursedcomments
Probably didn’t create this themself, but it is hilarious
Real
Now THIS is what I clicked on this video to see
Technically scissors are two knives so if someone were holding one scissors and both hands they would be quadruple wielding
What if they held two pairs with their feet?
@AsherCD eightfold of knifes
2:48 No it had something to do with return rates, because he had a minuscule sum returned in pennies, and since the bank required it to be rounded up, then the sum was below a rate, he made a killing. Imagine the bank worker, having to count all those minimum amounts. It made headlines too, X^D
If you think about it, all of technicallythetruth is just normal technicallythetruth.
Burger
agree
r/technicallythetruth
I think my brain malfunctioned reading this
@@Elitemoone chemshurger
I am sending an official document to Mount Everest to let it know I challenge it to see who can fly higher.
1:07:04 I get that the test thing is probably just a joke setup, but those questions are incredibly random to appear right next to each other.
"Whales have existed for at least one year" *instant click*
*me dying of laughter*
1:03:06 I have that exact calculator, and it’s awesome, despite looking weird. There’s a translate button to turn it into a normal/mixed fraction, a decimal, and a repeat decimal. Or change the settings (It can also do radicals if it’s a square root). I don’t know why i felt the urge to inform you all of this
Here's a random thought I had once, if you saw a bug flying around and didn't know what species it was... that makes it a UFO.
wouldn't that be a UPS (Unidentified Flying Species)
Quackity: baby’s don’t pay taxes
Me: small kids don’t pay taxes either
"Seems like a terrible show" still laughs at a joke from the show.
Probably not knowing it's from the show.
I love these big compilations so much. Perfect for listening to in the background while I do other things
25:55 is gold. As a returning transformers fan who is autisiming the hell out of all transformers media, aka hyperfixating, this was a blessing
R2D2 guy is also known as "bean dad" and is known to have abused his young daughter by refusing to feed her for over 6 hours because he never taught her to use a can opener and wanted her to figure it out herself as a "learning experience", his daughter was 8 or 9 at the time
Oh wow
2:34
I mean Quackity isn’t wrong though… let’s be fair.
Fun fact: everything on this video is technically the truth just like this fun fact
Got bored and did the 4/7 full jug problem. The answer is, it can hold 168 ml in total.
I just realized. This is technically the collaboration we asked for with the editors.
Kinda
What if cigarette companies were secretly just sea turtles that don’t want to deal with pollution anymore
41:41 If you get your doggo taxidermized then the spirit/ghost of the doggo can possess the stuffed version of them and you can have your doggo back!
16:09 don’t worry! That spider is just a web developer!
Good one
I still remember my grandfathers last words before he kicked the bucket. He said “how far do u think I can kick this bucket”
59:10 They’re not wrong, and its also a professional way to break your voice box and feel like you’re about to cough it up every time you cheer.
This is all technically correct.
*THE BEST KIND OF CORRECT!*
Yems
That buffalo sentence actually wasn't grammatically correct. He forgot to put a comma after "buffalo."
The "rock in the face" guy suffocated to death and the rock ended up on his head afterwards, according to researchers.
Well, of course they didn’t suffocate him! The one thing Mega Man and Dwayne Johnson have in common is that they would never kill a human that doesn’t deserve it!
@@BinglesP ... thank you for making me imagine "the rock" face sitting some dude. god damnit lol
2:45 Only saying 4 words, “GET ON THE GROUND”
2:38 the crossover everyone has waited for
Yup 👍
i can confirm that dogs can give your computer megabytes and gigabytes
but not kilobytes or terrabytes
14:10 Fun fact: There is a single frame where the blur is misplaced, and you can see the guy's face. So much for placing the blur before the transition, they put it in the wrong place.
I can see it
Hes a ginger
I think
1:07:20 This joke would've worked so well in the "People who don't know, people who know" format :')
1:07 we won't talk about how it actually took me a good 5 minutes to realize why it was technically wrong
24:34 I mean a houseplant is stupid too. if you don't water them they turn pale too!
"When you ask for someone's name, you're essentially asking them what noise you should make to get their attention." I am currently being called a name that is what we normally think of as a sound, so this is like 100% true for me. Not even technically the truth, just the truth.
19:27 Robin has the perfect Joey impression.
Imagine: Someone had to make the sacrifice to name themselves available while it was still available, and all you could do was sit there in silence as you watched the person type: "Available" and watch them hit enter and within seconds, their screen gets filled with so may Dms that you couldn't see their screen anymore
26:59 I feel like, accounting for gravitational pull.. no, actually. It isn't. 😂
53:15
What has 4 letters.
Sometimes has 9 letters.
Never has 5 letters.
State your Name, Profession and Reason!
"The Doctor, Doctor, Fun"
That's all of r/technicallythetruth!
r/technicallythetruth
Hi
Gotta love that Yu-Gi-Oh meme. The voice was so accurate, made me laugh. Thanks Emkay
100% of people who breathe oxygen die
Robin: same thing applies to water
I mean if you breathe too much water then...
You’re drinking it wrong
0:50 a) Minnie and Mickey are anthropomorphic mice, Goofy is an anthropomorphic dog and Pluto is a cartoon dog.
Maybe the difference is a hundred thousand years of evolution.
b) What is the story of this particular comic?
The 140 dislikes are probably people who didn't want to watch the whole thing and were upset by the length
Man,at 11:45 when "Who volunteers" was said,I impulsively shot my hand up and starting crying.
The title should've been "Technically all of technicallythetruth"
Love that the teacher gave extra points for the five words
This is the subreddit that most people go to have their random questions answered.
@rahongg get that shit scam out of this chat
33:23 no you multiply yourself by two speeds of lights the you energy
WRONG it's (speed of light)^2
10:45 I really appreciate that fact of saying the world is better than it's ever been. Like yes, we absolutely still have problems, but arguably the only thing that is worse is climate change. Standard of living, life expectancy, medicine, technology, social aspects have all significantly improved.
6:20 fun fact: planes can land without an engine
I miss Damien. His laughter is wholesome and hilarious 😂😂
8 subreddit suggestions:
Robin:
-r/sbubby
-r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it)
Jack:
-r/ComedyCemetery
-r/garfieldminusgarfield
-r/BreadStapledToTrees
Lexi:
-r/notlikeothergirls
-r/Chadtopia
-r/ofcoursethatsathing
Day 409
Day 409 now thats fucking dedication
I- day 409?? Damn
I mean most mushrooms are small enough you would never get another chance to eat it twice
Yo whoever took the L and the name unavailable was a fucking trooper my guy.
My man made his whole language at 1:01
I propose that, instead of this subreddit being called "r/technicallythetruth", we call it "r/thankyoucaptainobvious". Kinda has more punch to it.
Technically, there are no laws in space because you aren't in a country or anything like that. You can't exactly claim Space and therefore everything is legal.
35:46 "I get it" No comrad, we get it.