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  • @obligatorymemename3946
    @obligatorymemename3946 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6778

    Fun Fact: there _is_ an episode of Spongebob that is like that, where Mr. Krabs makes the two work without stopping, the full 24 hours

    • @gmaxjayden
      @gmaxjayden 3 ปีที่แล้ว +189

      Is it the night shift one? (Probably not)

    • @obligatorymemename3946
      @obligatorymemename3946 3 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      @@gmaxjayden I dont remember, but maybe

    • @stefanbekowsky62
      @stefanbekowsky62 3 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      maybe u mean in the episode of fear of krabby patty where they have to work for I dont remember but its clearly non-stop or maybe the graveyard shift episode which is my favourite episode.

    • @gringa4914
      @gringa4914 3 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      i remember that, he made the krusty krab open 24hrs so he would make more money, and plankton convinced him to do it to tire spongebob out so he could get the formula or sommat

    • @obligatorymemename3946
      @obligatorymemename3946 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@gringa4914 yep

  • @geekbasher2054
    @geekbasher2054 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3746

    Me: Types in google ''i''
    Google: you have covid, 13 different types of cancer, aids, hepatitis b, dementia, and 37 others

    • @bambikilla6924
      @bambikilla6924 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      oh this is bing content in here

    • @bambikilla6924
      @bambikilla6924 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      if ya know what i mean

    • @lauriemikkola9198
      @lauriemikkola9198 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      mine was
      "i"
      google: "IS WATER WET"

    • @bambikilla6924
      @bambikilla6924 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      me: types ‘i’
      google: I love you but you are always ugh

    • @vc4001
      @vc4001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      If I type "i" it comes up with "I ready"

  • @jdkittyssquad5533
    @jdkittyssquad5533 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3434

    “Emkay, more like Femkay-”
    Weird artists: It's my time to shine

    • @gaesimp__
      @gaesimp__ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      NO DON'T GIVE THAT IDEA TO HENTAI ARTISTS

    • @DrBlueHigh
      @DrBlueHigh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      Give the hand fancy fingernails and you got Femkay

    • @K1TT3N5.
      @K1TT3N5. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      NOOOOOOOO

    • @KinseyNotFound
      @KinseyNotFound 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @@DrBlueHigh then the long hair then the maid costume-

    • @Tookatto
      @Tookatto 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@KinseyNotFound aw HELL no

  • @gumarks_
    @gumarks_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    7:36 In Spanish, "pounds" (the weight measure) are called "libras", which makes perfect sense to the "Lb" unit. The thing is that one ancient Roman measure for weight was called "libra pondo". Apparently, the English language took the "pondo" part, but the abbreviation comes from the "libra".

    • @Downbadforazul
      @Downbadforazul ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Libra is also a zodiac sign

    • @Silent_Soliloquies
      @Silent_Soliloquies 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Exactly! Thank you for this! 🙏

    • @timohara7717
      @timohara7717 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Hmm

    • @enegort2228
      @enegort2228 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      As a Latin-American Spanish Speaker, I can confirm that "Pound" in Spanish is indeed "Libra".

  • @meowcheese1238
    @meowcheese1238 3 ปีที่แล้ว +964

    “Pretty much anything that isn’t a basket or a drawer”
    Wardrobes: *am I a joke to you*

    • @vanessadoche2712
      @vanessadoche2712 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      good one fella

    • @flameepidemic4839
      @flameepidemic4839 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Closets tho

    • @xoxx.whoknowz
      @xoxx.whoknowz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@flameepidemic4839 closets are where the monsters hide.

    • @notmrdemo
      @notmrdemo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@flameepidemic4839 Same thing different word

    • @flaretheragegamer8451
      @flaretheragegamer8451 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Incorrect. you are just not useful for anything except a gay cousin, that body you are worried your roommate will discover, children's toys etc.

  • @allicat9499
    @allicat9499 3 ปีที่แล้ว +925

    Every EmKay fan artist ever: “I’m soooo sorry i cant draw hands lol”
    Their drawings: *Picasso has entered the chat*

    • @IkeVoodoo
      @IkeVoodoo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      me laughing even tho i cant draw 2 pixels: haha ah...

    • @georgiadavis1963
      @georgiadavis1963 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Me drawing fricking *stick figures* : sad,depression,no hope,dispair,my world is dead now.

    • @PotentialSuicidal
      @PotentialSuicidal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      the picasso painting

    • @mortemmetallum4953
      @mortemmetallum4953 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Technically picasso couldnt draw that good, but i get the joke please dont r/woosh me

    • @damonhowe8906
      @damonhowe8906 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ha

  • @lungsfilledofroses
    @lungsfilledofroses 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1974

    I’m your host, *Robin*-
    Everyone: *sips tea*

    • @Wonki284
      @Wonki284 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Robin da bank

    • @trevorbeatz5741
      @trevorbeatz5741 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      The queen never uses totems of undying
      She fused with it

    • @faze_demarcus7569
      @faze_demarcus7569 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      robin is throbbin ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @Vincent-hb6fu
      @Vincent-hb6fu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      **French War cry**

    • @kaitareq2020
      @kaitareq2020 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      How did you know

  • @Nyerguds
    @Nyerguds ปีที่แล้ว +25

    6:52 The trick is to _not stay in the freaking fast lane._ Lanes are only meant to get in front of people; once you passed em you go _back._

  • @smorphous8928
    @smorphous8928 3 ปีที่แล้ว +459

    Me searching up best gear in game:
    Google: here’s an unrelated website
    Me: 🧐

    • @invixikl
      @invixikl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      r/memes

    • @blinken77
      @blinken77 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@invixikl r/memes lol

  • @FinnCrossan
    @FinnCrossan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1571

    “I’ve only seen like, twelve spongebob episodes”
    *yes officer, this person here*

    • @informationnotavailable6433
      @informationnotavailable6433 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      I’ve seen none

    • @lilbabystan1986
      @lilbabystan1986 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      @@informationnotavailable6433 get the ak

    • @bread.that.is.threatening
      @bread.that.is.threatening 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I have watched it but i dont rlly like it lol attack me

    • @spoopy206
      @spoopy206 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I've seen only a few

    • @HighGuarder
      @HighGuarder 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Y’know, I know this is a joke but I really don’t think that people should attack people or make fun of people for not watching a certain cartoon since some people have never watched cartoons because it’s not accessible in their country or for example: in Japan people watch anime or basically Japanese animation which can be considered as Japanese cartoons but that still means that they are not watching cartoons of the Western side.

  • @flouronthefloor6137
    @flouronthefloor6137 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1864

    This is the only memer that actually has a very enthusiastic voice. Edit: OK HES NOT THE ONLY ONE IT WAS A JOKE

    • @Starlightnova111
      @Starlightnova111 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      RealJake? 😐

    • @ODJJ-77.83
      @ODJJ-77.83 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏽👎🏽👎🏿👎🏾👎🏾👎🏾👎🏾👎🏽👎🏽👎🏿👎🏾👎🏾👎🏾👎🏾👎🏾👎🏾👎🏾👎🏽👎🏻👎🏻👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼👎👎👎👎

    • @Mismano
      @Mismano 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Limenade is all I have to say

    • @komfused-yt
      @komfused-yt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      And who isn't robot voise

    • @chungeseatkids477
      @chungeseatkids477 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Ezpz

  • @Not8-BitGaming
    @Not8-BitGaming 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Emkay: "Take away every garbage collector in the world at once and see what happens."
    Me: "No, no. He's got a point-"

  • @notme6304
    @notme6304 3 ปีที่แล้ว +428

    "And beds, and floors, and open doors, basically anything that isn't a drawer" ya boy Robin be spittin bars

    • @mryeetmyparakeet4004
      @mryeetmyparakeet4004 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      fr

    • @hannahmontana4401
      @hannahmontana4401 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      i love desk chairs tho

    • @rat2807
      @rat2807 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Explain your pfp

    • @notme6304
      @notme6304 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@rat2807 I was doing a mha thing with friends and mineta was the only one left but I just haven't changed it

    • @NosNeverMongo
      @NosNeverMongo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@notme6304 please don't change it

  • @Obzornor
    @Obzornor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +253

    Teacher: "if u don't do good at school , u will become a garbage collecter"
    That one kid that wants to be a garbage collecter: *I will?*

  • @TheHotBlade
    @TheHotBlade 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1438

    Belle Delphine: I have the most simps!
    Pokimane: No, I do!
    "Amateurs."
    Pokimane and Belle Delphine: What was that, punk?
    Shrek and Danny DeVito: *Amateurs.*

    • @sgt1201
      @sgt1201 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      The only thing more powerful than egirls are memes

    • @Petar901
      @Petar901 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      God this is so unfunny.

    • @theoneboyz5330
      @theoneboyz5330 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      The person above me is strong

    • @comskii
      @comskii 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      J

    • @xam_exx6223
      @xam_exx6223 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      J

  • @soham7316
    @soham7316 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    4:50 seeing this literally the day after Her Majesty passed away. Oof rest in peace

    • @Windy_Floof
      @Windy_Floof 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      It's been a year

  • @the_toby_cat
    @the_toby_cat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    "The floor, or a door, anything that's not a basket or a drawer"
    Rhymes, ha.

  • @ghostly_cheese4929
    @ghostly_cheese4929 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1451

    When you're so early that there are no comments about the actual video

  • @andershelling
    @andershelling 3 ปีที่แล้ว +249

    5:17 my english teacher played THE WHOLE SONG during class.

    • @Alaynafick
      @Alaynafick 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      *Welcome to the club*

    • @picante28
      @picante28 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      oh no...

    • @bananator0347
      @bananator0347 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You poor child

    • @otamamon6042
      @otamamon6042 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Here’s a better song th-cam.com/video/Mb8OUv-8TRU/w-d-xo.html

    • @ThereforeTower
      @ThereforeTower 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@otamamon6042 DANGIT

  • @Gatornadenado
    @Gatornadenado 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Fun fact: the lbs for pounds is actually from the first form of the measurement, which relates to the zodiac sign Libra. Since Libra is represented by a balance scale, it makes sense lol

    • @et4313
      @et4313 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      i think it was like “pondo Libra” or something

  • @jeremiahsmith916
    @jeremiahsmith916 3 ปีที่แล้ว +189

    The “kayden, braden, jaden and okayden” made me wheeze far louder than it should have

    • @Lxvxjxyfxn105
      @Lxvxjxyfxn105 ปีที่แล้ว

      I have a step cousin who’s name is braden

    • @familiamarquez3219
      @familiamarquez3219 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@Lxvxjxyfxn105 wow didn't know that wonder who asked tho

    • @cloudberry._jam
      @cloudberry._jam ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@familiamarquez3219i did

  • @guaranteedlove9698
    @guaranteedlove9698 3 ปีที่แล้ว +369

    “Owls : use there eyes “
    “Bats : APPLAUSE “
    (Check Captions”

  • @meganstory6225
    @meganstory6225 3 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    My school bathroom:
    Your beautiful!
    No your not.
    Don’t give up!
    That cliff is just past that turn.
    (Both true stories)

    • @hans3000
      @hans3000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      They had us in the first half, not gonna lie

    • @greyistired
      @greyistired 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      My school bathroom: literal warzone

    • @octonoob
      @octonoob 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      my school: our stalls are brand new and are black so you can't see pencil ink

    • @pinkdino4514
      @pinkdino4514 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      My bathroom school is racist why do teachers get the good part of the bathroom and the students get the bad part and I have seen there some brown thing on the wall does anyone know what is it?

    • @foxythegamer9067
      @foxythegamer9067 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@pinkdino4514 ...

  • @skyisfakeFrFr
    @skyisfakeFrFr ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Emkay: “Come on Elizabeth”
    Me from da future: well about that
    (But seriously what happens to the queen is real travesty R.I.P

  • @danglyboi474
    @danglyboi474 3 ปีที่แล้ว +179

    The meme saying that he was born when Minecraft was released hit me hard. And I'm only a couple years older.

    • @youdontneedmyname9792
      @youdontneedmyname9792 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      The first thing I though when I saw your pfp was this:
      It's been so long
      Since I last seen my son, lost to this monster
      *TO THE SANS BEHIND THE SLAUGHTER-*

    • @youdontneedmyname9792
      @youdontneedmyname9792 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @¿sweeze? Speaking of genocide, I'm actually in the middle of a genocide route in Undertale and CAN'T GET PAST UNDYNE THE UNDYING, SHE REFUSES TO DIE-

    • @BeckyNosferatu
      @BeckyNosferatu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *is older than the commercially available internet* Oh, honey...

    • @luk3liongaming760
      @luk3liongaming760 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wasn't minecraft released in 2011 it's 2021

    • @Katie-vg3jn
      @Katie-vg3jn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@luk3liongaming760 yeah, November of 2011

  • @obamasmama8366
    @obamasmama8366 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    soon as I saw the “what does the fox say” part, fortune sun started playing in my head

  • @amondhawes-khalifa1949
    @amondhawes-khalifa1949 3 ปีที่แล้ว +396

    "Parents: Sends me to an all-boys school and my sister to an all-girls school so we don't start dating"
    Alabama: *"Holup..."*

    • @yaboianz
      @yaboianz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      i thought the same thing lmfao

    • @BMoneyTSM
      @BMoneyTSM 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      No…

    • @_sun_god_nika_1288
      @_sun_god_nika_1288 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I had to do a double take on that one

  • @greekoutcast
    @greekoutcast 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Spices were so popular because like salt they were used to preserve food. Also fun fact some Roman legionaires were paid in salt because of how valuable it was and thats where the word sallary cames from

  • @randomcanadian2500
    @randomcanadian2500 2 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    "we got beds, floors, open doors. Pretty much anything that isn't a basket or a drawer" man robin is spitting bars

  • @LittleIcarus
    @LittleIcarus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +470

    Mods: *exist*
    Everyone:
    Pimples? 0
    Blackheads? 0
    Heterosexuality? 0

    • @RTDelete
      @RTDelete 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I do not deserve to be called out like this

    • @ephraimnjuguna9314
      @ephraimnjuguna9314 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@RTDelete yes u do

    • @Claire25252
      @Claire25252 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Asexual gang

    • @LittleIcarus
      @LittleIcarus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Claire25252 ayyyyy ace gang forever :)

    • @Claire25252
      @Claire25252 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@LittleIcarus ayyyyyyy

  • @Saltymangosucks
    @Saltymangosucks 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1309

    The thumbnail: Don’t worry. *it’s this decade*

    • @cholesterolhuman208
      @cholesterolhuman208 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Y is ur image thing a incognito mode yt

    • @zekybg
      @zekybg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@cholesterolhuman208 so he can watch adul... I mean peppa pig

    • @ItsHonski
      @ItsHonski 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      How does a don and there mom meet on roblox?!

    • @zekybg
      @zekybg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@ItsHonski it means that she/he met her/his boy/girlfriend on roblox and is Just telling his/her mom

    • @georgefandl2968
      @georgefandl2968 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      YOU WHAT.X2

  • @iiliq-yt
    @iiliq-yt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    When it's cold enough for you to see your own breath, you can go smoke a harmless, invisible cigarette and breath out cold CO2

  • @masterofthelag8414
    @masterofthelag8414 3 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    Ironically enough there literally was a spongebob episode where plankton drove krabs into a paranoid frenzy in which he ended up opening the Krusty krab 24/7. With no new staff. Which ended up driving them all insane. Seems about right really

    • @dylanhodgson7605
      @dylanhodgson7605 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      There was also the night patties episode

    • @mcsneezle
      @mcsneezle 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      the hafe slinging slasher

  • @Vixotia
    @Vixotia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    The minute he said “I love Amagi Brilliant Park” I literally jumped in excitement.

    • @Luckyfin
      @Luckyfin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That show was really good, not my fav but in the top 10 easily

    • @DanishAlKahfi
      @DanishAlKahfi 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Is is good? I want to watch it but im currently watching other anime

    • @Vixotia
      @Vixotia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@DanishAlKahfi Very good

    • @Redokev
      @Redokev 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@DanishAlKahfi BRILLIANT

    • @TheDondozo
      @TheDondozo 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Time stamp

  • @pascalrain7637
    @pascalrain7637 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    "I'm your host Robbin' " is now my favorite catchprhase.

  • @gamer9smith
    @gamer9smith 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    1:10 Rip Queen Elizabeth II. You will live forever in our hearts

  • @BornotB-xi6kg
    @BornotB-xi6kg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    Post: The British invaded countries looking for spices.
    Me, a Brit: Do you understand how much better things would be if that was the reason?

  • @wellyesbut...9444
    @wellyesbut...9444 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    "So mom, we met on Roblox-"
    *no online dating or we make you online date in a video game called Life: Outside DLC edition*

    • @excusemebutwhat3587
      @excusemebutwhat3587 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lmao your pfp makes this alot better

    • @underdragon2664
      @underdragon2664 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I legit Met my best friend on roblox XD

    • @kitkatqueen214
      @kitkatqueen214 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Time stamp??

    • @wellyesbut...9444
      @wellyesbut...9444 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kitkatqueen214 the Thumbnail mostly

    • @kitkatqueen214
      @kitkatqueen214 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@wellyesbut...9444 Ohhh sorry lol I didn't see the thumbnail

  • @ytjournalist
    @ytjournalist 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3391

    What if I want to be a garage collector, huh huh?!?
    Edit: I meant to say garbage but it was a really funny mistake so I'll keep it lol

    • @wherecanyoubemylove
      @wherecanyoubemylove 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      YA what he said...

    • @ActualGeorgeWashington
      @ActualGeorgeWashington 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Good luck

    • @metalandsteel
      @metalandsteel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Then you'll be able to hide stuff so well you forget it and the owners that bought your house found it and kept it

    • @epicgamer3542
      @epicgamer3542 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      You wanna collect garages?

    • @jdkittyssquad5533
      @jdkittyssquad5533 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@epicgamer3542 who does'nt?

  • @Khyyro
    @Khyyro 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Robin unknowingly dropped a beat
    "we got beds We got floors We got open doors, pretty much anything that's not a basket or a drawer"

  • @god6070
    @god6070 3 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    Robin: “I like to pee in the sink when the urinals are used up!”
    Me: whotdefök

    • @1-800-CHRISSY
      @1-800-CHRISSY 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ayo its God-

    • @god6070
      @god6070 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@1-800-CHRISSY helo chyld, hru, welcom.

    • @jeremywilliambartonii9826
      @jeremywilliambartonii9826 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      God, give me a bible verse you think it will make me better

    • @Roses_Enthusiast2000
      @Roses_Enthusiast2000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      hi god

    • @god6070
      @god6070 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jeremywilliambartonii9826 no

  • @wrecker717
    @wrecker717 3 ปีที่แล้ว +187

    Imagine if Robin's favorite Bird was a blue jay

    • @MOMOFCJ6
      @MOMOFCJ6 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It never will be it never will happen

    • @Justaguyfr
      @Justaguyfr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wait that’s illegal

    • @anthonymoretti6378
      @anthonymoretti6378 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hey you, you’re finally awake, you were trying to cross...

    • @wrecker717
      @wrecker717 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Taco Human haha tringle go brrr

  • @norlonx4382
    @norlonx4382 3 ปีที่แล้ว +173

    Bats: scream loud in dark
    Girls in school: also scream loud in the dark
    girls in school: *maybe I am a bat.*

    • @christopherhusman-enriquez7684
      @christopherhusman-enriquez7684 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      True

    • @blank_sky9079
      @blank_sky9079 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I dont.i...dont scream....but im NOT saying 'Im nOt LiKE Other gIrlS'

    • @gachaxylen5748
      @gachaxylen5748 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      im a girl but not a GiRlY GiRl

    • @eevee420
      @eevee420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I-
      As a girl who loves the dark but knows a lot of people like that, idk if I should be laughing or offended :'D

    • @braydonwynkoop217
      @braydonwynkoop217 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@gachaxylen5748 you're a gacha kid

  • @wanali4504
    @wanali4504 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You know robin’s brain is melting from the bad subreddits when he is criticizing a cartoon crab

  • @emmabeth3217
    @emmabeth3217 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    I actually did the “do you want to play a game” on April fools day to my mom last year but now you have me the idea to put that in the girls bathroom.

    • @endiethething2324
      @endiethething2324 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      tell us how it goes down

    • @laluhaulingservices5877
      @laluhaulingservices5877 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@endiethething2324 r/woooooosh

    • @endiethething2324
      @endiethething2324 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@laluhaulingservices5877 I actually think I would be hilarious

    • @endiethething2324
      @endiethething2324 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @EmKay if you see this on Reddit don’t be pissed :(

    • @user-gt9mg7uh4h
      @user-gt9mg7uh4h 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@laluhaulingservices5877 r/ihavereddit

  • @ranlit78
    @ranlit78 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    As a former trash man. The job was hard at times, especially after holidays and in sweltering summer heat and unforgiving winter cold but the paycheck was nice and to be honest - it was the best job I ever had. Could be gross at times but it comes with the territory. Thank you for the appreciation!
    I actually even lost a ton of weight and was in the fittest condition of my life back then so that's a plus too lol

    • @Silent_Soliloquies
      @Silent_Soliloquies 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Thank YOU for your service! Nobody wants to even consider the Trash and Sanitation People that do the grossest jobs for us, but are usually Thankless.
      That trope of “becoming a Garbage Collector if I didn’t finish school” was definitely pushed in my head growing up, so I feared it at first, but then started wondering WHY is that profession regarded as _SO_ awful? It’s good to know that at least it pays well. Hopefully well enough for a decent lifestyle for you and your family! Thank You and Thank all Sanitation Workers, everywhere! We NEED you! 🙏 😅

  • @EchoTheSound0202
    @EchoTheSound0202 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    "So mom,we met on roblox-"
    A year ago and now we always talk on discord and are* not as cringey as we were when we met

    • @ImBlueberryy
      @ImBlueberryy 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      wait a mi-

    • @EchoTheSound0202
      @EchoTheSound0202 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wth Echo

    • @EchoTheSound0202
      @EchoTheSound0202 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Bored Echo
      Ok hear me out,it's like 4 am and I can't think
      And that's the excuse I shall use for that situation

    • @ImBlueberryy
      @ImBlueberryy 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@EchoTheSound0202 ?????

    • @EchoTheSound0202
      @EchoTheSound0202 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ImBlueberryy don't question it

  • @shelbylover1359
    @shelbylover1359 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    0:40
    You guys wake up at 6? I wake up at 4:30

  • @albagonzalez548
    @albagonzalez548 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    Robin:
    Robbin' a bank
    Robin hood
    Robin bird
    No like dude that bird had good cash

  • @theburgermaaan5738
    @theburgermaaan5738 3 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    “They say 1 out of 3 people are handsome”
    “Maybe it’s 4”
    Wait there is 4 people in and looking at this meme
    I think robin is still probably that one out of 4

  • @night_san03
    @night_san03 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Okay so I had a teacher who's a retired garbage collector, he said the money he made was good, but he wouldn't be able to actually do it as he got older so he retired and became a teacher.

  • @codenamefox5920
    @codenamefox5920 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    8:50
    not only did the brain name himself, but he also choose himself the be the most important organ :D

  • @munchlax6577
    @munchlax6577 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I’m convinced they designed the IPhone alarms not only to wake you up but to induce the most amount of anger into a single human being as possible

  • @sq1766
    @sq1766 3 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    Me: * has a broken leg *
    Person: “Just walk it off!”
    Me leg: * instantly heals *
    👁👄👁

    • @shamsas.wistera
      @shamsas.wistera 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      reeeeeeeee-

    • @BlueBlur24
      @BlueBlur24 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hmmm... the full moon is out...

    • @shamsas.wistera
      @shamsas.wistera 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @found the change name option lol pahaha-

    • @WindyREDPanda
      @WindyREDPanda 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Everyone in Mortal Kombat who didn't die in a Cutscene.

  • @steamimochi896
    @steamimochi896 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    I like his accent when he say bonjour. And it was your daily doses of québécois

  • @JAYZFOOTBALL
    @JAYZFOOTBALL ปีที่แล้ว +2

    1:22 the toilet paper tho 💀

  • @onyxgloss
    @onyxgloss 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    the thing is art is art isn’t a “movement” but “art for art” is, it’s a french art movement

  • @badtheboi2421
    @badtheboi2421 3 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    Boy:he's probably thinking about other guys
    Girls:she's probably thinking about other men
    God:will u shut up man

    • @notreec3
      @notreec3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      WTF WTH?

    • @thehappypeople7495
      @thehappypeople7495 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      man: what about woman?

    • @CoreRealm
      @CoreRealm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      THEY BOTH GAY?

    • @veyonixx
      @veyonixx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I like how the replies are so taken aback by the fact that it's gay lmfao

    • @gk_1953
      @gk_1953 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@veyonixx same here. It is very entertaining to see their reactions pff

  • @lxnavs
    @lxnavs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    Bats actually aren’t blind they just live in dark places so their eyes never adapted to the bright light so they use their other senses instead

    • @k.marcie
      @k.marcie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I thought it was that their eyesight was shitty in general lol

    • @Spyrika
      @Spyrika 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@k.marcie It is...

    • @asiancaijan
      @asiancaijan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      r/ruinedthejoke

    • @Bloodyfiesta
      @Bloodyfiesta 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      r/ruinedthejoke

    • @jigglypop
      @jigglypop 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thats.. called blind.

  • @oli_ia
    @oli_ia 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    1:18 girls bathroom walls:
    My school bathroom walls: “I’m GAY!” “Someone just asked me out, should I say yes?” *pad stuck to wall*

    • @TemnotaVoronya1243
      @TemnotaVoronya1243 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mine has a pp drawn between the mirrors

    • @L1MAB3ANZZZZZ
      @L1MAB3ANZZZZZ ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TemnotaVoronya1243same but on the stalls

    • @mattiscool11118
      @mattiscool11118 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      My school bathroom just straight up has the n word hard r in one of the stalls, not joking

  • @mewhenthetheuhthethewhenth2574
    @mewhenthetheuhthethewhenth2574 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    3:29
    *top 10 rappers eminem was to afraid to diss*

  • @kobold_sushi_executive_chef
    @kobold_sushi_executive_chef 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    3:59 I love that Robin has seen this guy's comedy routine on BGT and actually did a really good impression of the accent.

  • @dead_cookies6665
    @dead_cookies6665 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    When he called the queen “Elizabeth” I went mad, she is our immortal queen!

    • @cllncl
      @cllncl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      i'm not sure if this comment is satire or not

    • @RealValkor
      @RealValkor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ok

    • @weredog287
      @weredog287 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      ok

    • @undyingUmbrage413
      @undyingUmbrage413 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      heavy emphasis on immortal

    • @bowlocereal123
      @bowlocereal123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Wait until the 3rd of September 2022 and then tell me if she is immortal

  • @Maddie.has.anxiety.
    @Maddie.has.anxiety. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The spider one got me real good😂🤣😂🤣😂

  • @LuckythegachaChildLol
    @LuckythegachaChildLol 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    1:15
    This is not true. At my school, the girls bathroom is filled with stuff like “*insert school name here* sucks!” And also the whole swear word dictionary
    Edit: forgot to say. Throwing toilet paper on the ceiling is basically a sport

    • @weezer7757
      @weezer7757 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sameee

    • @rebel6301
      @rebel6301 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      nice! start a revolution. overthrow the power.

    • @InsertName69
      @InsertName69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Same

    • @jul1us.01
      @jul1us.01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The girls bathroom's walls in my school are filled with shit
      I'm not talking about cringe shit, like literal poop and peeing there it's a fucking torture

    • @rebel6301
      @rebel6301 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      who wants to start a revolution? im bored as fuck

  • @naomi.defender
    @naomi.defender 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Other people's alarm: *pain*
    My alarm: "Morning, sleepyhead!"

    • @maikutsukino4743
      @maikutsukino4743 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You, my friend, have watched Kanon. No, I...... I'm not.......crying.....

    • @fantaliu4019
      @fantaliu4019 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mine is “I squeezed out the baby but I don’t know who the father is”

    • @fantaliu4019
      @fantaliu4019 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      RAY OMG YES HOWS EMMA DOING oh wait she lost her memories

    • @plasmagamer8110
      @plasmagamer8110 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      We’re the lucky ones, your alarm is pure and utter 🤬

    • @thatoneed1tor
      @thatoneed1tor 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mine is "Wakey wakey. C'mon it's time to wake up, don't wanna be late today. Good morning sunshine!

  • @notyourkuro
    @notyourkuro 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    1:09 thats her secret, now everyone can live forever like her
    Edit: she ran out of totems.... F queen 😓

  • @everything_bagle_
    @everything_bagle_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    actually, for the Spongebob one, Mr krabs technically have infinite employees because Spongebob can duplicate himself as many times as he wants

  • @Al-of-the-stars
    @Al-of-the-stars 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    10:03
    I died when I saw bakugo with that hairstyle in the meme

    • @Goodnightmr
      @Goodnightmr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @NightFighter roblox kid

    • @Goodnightmr
      @Goodnightmr 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @NightFighter rick and morty kid

    • @Goodnightmr
      @Goodnightmr 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @NightFighter i have outsmarted you outsmarting me

    • @Goodnightmr
      @Goodnightmr 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @NightFighter NIGHTFIGHER
      I HAVE OUTSMARTED YOU AS YOU OUTSMARTED ME AS I OUTSMARTED YOU

    • @Goodnightmr
      @Goodnightmr 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @NightFighter gravity falls kid

  • @jamesburdian56
    @jamesburdian56 3 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    me who has seen basically every episode of spongebob, simpsons, gumball,TTOG, and sonic boom: pathetic.

    • @staarryy
      @staarryy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What about sonic X?

    • @samantha_scarzella2961
      @samantha_scarzella2961 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Every episode of The Simpsons? All 31 seasons-?

    • @TheWetOwl
      @TheWetOwl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      loser.

    • @guccigang1756
      @guccigang1756 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@TheWetOwl hey now, he's a kid

    • @TheWetOwl
      @TheWetOwl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@guccigang1756 tru

  • @llsr7359
    @llsr7359 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Thanks EmKay, you saved my mood. Nothing to add here, but the bat meme had me smiling in tears from sadness and how good you actually are at voicing it. Love you, and wish you good health.

  • @xHammyx
    @xHammyx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    the timing youtube chose to recommend this video with a lot of queen Elizabeth memes right after she died is funny xD

  • @goodday3185
    @goodday3185 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    0:37 that’s how it felt yesterday, I was so tired that I couldn’t stop hearing the phone alarm even when I turned it off

  • @not12beknown84
    @not12beknown84 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    “EmKay? More like FemKay” i need fan-art of this. Its for uh, research purposes.

    • @shaquezr.9541
      @shaquezr.9541 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I have a video of femkay doing the dirty with emkay

    • @red_again
      @red_again ปีที่แล้ว

      what is this research for?

  • @willand_rson
    @willand_rson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    Why does everyone think that Tom Holland is American..... He's beautifully British

  • @AngelPlayz_II
    @AngelPlayz_II ปีที่แล้ว +2

    0:39 Me who wakes up at 5AM: Look at what they need to mimic a fraction of my power!

  • @ChortlesTheClown
    @ChortlesTheClown 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    7:13 Fun fact! Since spiders have no brain, they are incapable of feeling fear! Spiders do not fear you, and if they don't attack now, they'll get you in your sleep.

    • @monnjiiskii
      @monnjiiskii 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Haha stupid fearless spider

    • @mistyWC319
      @mistyWC319 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I did not know that… immediately goes to tell my dad this information shows him this part of the video and say THEY ARE THE DEMONS OF FEAR DONT BE FOOLD

    • @HinataShoyo-lv6sp
      @HinataShoyo-lv6sp 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Not fun

  • @victoryismine2121
    @victoryismine2121 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Human: let me turn on my light to see what's hiding
    Cat: these eyes were gaving by my ancestors I use these eyes to see in the dark beware for I am the preditor
    Bat: gimme a mo
    *SCREEECH!!* there's a human nearby.

    • @endiethething2324
      @endiethething2324 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      bats: *REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE* oh im about to run into a wa- (bat runs into wall)

  • @mrchickinman9984
    @mrchickinman9984 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    "Nothing beats stomping that first boss because you're overprepared"
    Funny, that's what my 3 friends and I gang-banging an elder guardian with fully enchanted netherite gear and tridents said

    • @lunar_whispers7888
      @lunar_whispers7888 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      G-Gang Banging?

    • @honksss
      @honksss 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol

    • @mrchickinman9984
      @mrchickinman9984 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lunar_whispers7888 if you dont know what that is its for the best

    • @red_again
      @red_again ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@mrchickinman9984i dont know what it is but i want to know now...

    • @mrchickinman9984
      @mrchickinman9984 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@red_again no, no you dont

  • @yuvireal
    @yuvireal 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Having an alarm of spotify is even worse, you dont know what song is gonna play and you have to hope that your family wont hear the weird things you listen

  • @jackrichards4409
    @jackrichards4409 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    Fun fact the people who 3-D print in the Lamborghini reached out to the father and it gave them a real Lamborghini Aventador and Lamborghini yours

  • @zeeac1954
    @zeeac1954 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    my cat just died and I needed some cheering up. you uploaded just in time. thank you

  • @HyperInkling
    @HyperInkling 3 ปีที่แล้ว +204

    funny haha: When Your Brother Hits You With "OK Boomer"
    So You Hit Him in The Head With a Metal Bat

    • @gameplayer4817
      @gameplayer4817 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      but my brother is older than me

    • @HyperInkling
      @HyperInkling 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@gameplayer4817 r/woooosh

    • @Hal-ex2be
      @Hal-ex2be 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I can relate to that

    • @GildedSentinel
      @GildedSentinel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@HyperInkling How is that a r/wooosh? *Sigh*

    • @gibson7823
      @gibson7823 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      you just got vectored!
      i got the image saved on my phone lmao

  • @DeathWishesXOXO
    @DeathWishesXOXO 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Robin: “my favorite anim-“
    Ad: let me interrupt you

  • @scarfbit7354
    @scarfbit7354 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    The only place memes can be released into the wild without restrictions of relevance.

  • @cheeseisjar3058
    @cheeseisjar3058 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    That robber when he said robin made me laugh way more than it should’ve

  • @uprtr-um7ng
    @uprtr-um7ng 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Karen: everyone is unique!
    Her sons: draco, bakugo and 2 others idk

  • @Beepcha
    @Beepcha 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    4:11 I was literally drawing a dragon when you said that 💀

  • @highlighterjelly
    @highlighterjelly 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    "i've only seen, like, twelve spongebob episodes"
    i'll be there in about five minutes. be prepared for an all week spongebob binge session

  • @aryapande9713
    @aryapande9713 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    2:38
    This once happened to me with the letter “B” on a test. I put the last answer as “C” when I knew it was “B”.
    _It was a necessary sacrifice for satisfaction, brethren._

  • @badkarma3713
    @badkarma3713 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Fun fact: dad and his son successfully made that Lamborghini, and sold it i think

  • @NiceAasimar
    @NiceAasimar ปีที่แล้ว +6

    1:10 This has aged well.

    • @Hyperkoii
      @Hyperkoii ปีที่แล้ว +2

      She ran out 💀💀💀

    • @GreenTheSlow
      @GreenTheSlow ปีที่แล้ว

      ding dong, the witch is dead

    • @avery7693
      @avery7693 ปีที่แล้ว

      she’s the one who aged, not well though

  • @superpsycho5236
    @superpsycho5236 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    3:26 fun fact : chairs was originaly designed for clothes that was too clean for being washed but too dirty for being with the other clothes but then people starts sit on them

  • @izzyb_ella_m5362
    @izzyb_ella_m5362 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    You know, if you get an answer, and it ISN'T one of the options, then just choose the closest one!
    You got 85 but the closest is 2,000? Then that's the answer!

    • @mouthlesshater
      @mouthlesshater 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      You shouldn’t, it’s a bad idea.
      I’m not gonna delete my comment, but I’ve had enough r/woooosh for right now. Come back and do it at, say, June.

    • @lolIdunno
      @lolIdunno 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@mouthlesshater there’s this thing called a joke and it flew right over your head

    • @lethalbbx9808
      @lethalbbx9808 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @armysolid gaming I’m down to deploy them

    • @user-hu4xm5uk5b
      @user-hu4xm5uk5b 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@mouthlesshater r/woooosh

    • @aaresx_2439
      @aaresx_2439 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mouthlesshater r/woooosh

  • @kitmau296
    @kitmau296 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    My teacher did this for april fool's she put every answer all A's so everyone was freaking out

  • @maxschannelofgameplay5807
    @maxschannelofgameplay5807 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Seeing the meme about Queen Elizebeth the 2 after she died is so sad

  • @Keira-_-
    @Keira-_- 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    My dad is a teacher, he once made a test where all the answers were C.

  • @therealeikichionizuka
    @therealeikichionizuka 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    There is an episode of spongebob where spongebob and squidward get overworked because of Mr. Krabs.

  • @metalandsteel
    @metalandsteel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    0:05 Sounds like a computer program that learned how to feel pain

  • @Ifyouseethisyouralegend
    @Ifyouseethisyouralegend ปีที่แล้ว

    3:29 “we got desks, floors open doors” my guy spitting fire