Random Arma3 Bullshittery (part 1)
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- A collection of random bullshit from Arma 3, with the ZF Clan.
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Twitter - / sovietwomble
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2:24 - Futurama, Season 5 Episode 4 - A Taste for Freedom - เกม
That fucking "Why have ww called in fire support at 255199?" *Screaming woman* That was goddamn perfect! lmao!
YES ! I agree... btw, I know the screaming woman come from Futurama (hard to miss the art-style of this show), but do you know from what episode it come from ?
Season 5 Episode 4 - A Taste for Freedom
FallenTyrael Thank you :)
chaosXP3RT womble's sense of humour is unmatched in the yt community thats why we love him:)
Dude I was dying lol
Wait, why have we called fire support at 225199?
TEAM ONE, FUCKING SCATTER!
for allah XD
+ItzNinjaa no
Wow wtf did wewatch the same video?
Sector clear.
NOT CLEAR, NOT CLEAR!
Evians Old Acc ...just no
That part at the end reminds me of a story a recruiter told me. He was a light scout, camouflaged really well out in the field, when some Taliban pissed on his leg.
no way what branch is he in
Rofl
SkilledKill he's a US Army Scout
I wonder did he laugh or was he terrified
Tritonewt He laughed when he told me about it.
"That wasn't friendly, was it?"
"I hope not!"
*Nervous laughter*
thank you i can read
@@Kevineitor199 OK stfu don't be toxic
@@Kevineitor199 r/woooosh
My apologies for the shitty video quality on this one.
Recording uncompressed 1080p and simultaneously streaming results in a huge FPS drop for this particular game.
Meaning I had to take the footage from Twitch instead.
It was fine when I saw it four years ago but now it seems like TH-cam has made it even worse. They must have been fucking with the compression on old videos for no fucking reason 'cause TH-cam can't go five goddamn minutes without fucking something up.
Finally I can ask you this question what happened to Nep and Cake?
@@SecretRaginMan for example the like button is now gone
It's cool, please make more, they're pretty funny!
How time flies.
"That wasn't friendly, was it?"
"I hope not!"
With my luck, that will be my military career in a nutshell.
Edit: It wasn't.
"Hope that was not friendly" i think he said?
shoot first ask later
I HAVE NO VOICE CONTROL AND I AM A FUCKING 3RY OLD I LOVE YOU ALL XDDD ME=PEACE OUT!!!!!
Become a reservist so you can be the cause of the FF, instead of the effect.
Lol
4:40 when you roll natural 20 on your stealth check.
ha, D&D jokes. also, i prefer the abbreviation "nat". just a personal preference.
you cant find yourself, make a new character
IRL, my rogue has a stealth score of 19.
Lol, why have we called air support at 225199?!
Turns out that Gambit was the one who called it in
What does 225199 mean?
+zdenda thanks!
ALoadingScreen i knew he did it.....
Bart Ernest their coordinates
this channel deserves so much more views.
that was some laugh I've not had in ages.
Exactly
it has 3 million...
...Dude really? King doggies comment was ages ago haha
im a time traveller, dont tell anyone
Still deserves more views.
This is my favorite bullshittery PURELY for the steel barrier moment 3:35
Give this man some more subs!
guess what
@@artur-kc6gv im seven hours to late SEVEN, i wanted to say this
hy im from 2020 and here to inform u that he already defeat frankie in term of subs
You’re about... five years early.
I think he achieved that goal
"TEAM 1 FUCKING SCATTER!" see myself saying that all the time in Arma! Haha!
Soldier?
Sir, yes sir!
I haven't seen you at your camouflage lesson!
Thank you sir!
Edit: guys, i did it, after 5 years i've corrected the grammar mistake i've made on a comment i forgot i posted.
lol
xD
Dad jokes to another fucking level.
Oh I get it now
Good joke... You made my day
2:18 the inhale before he says the coordinates for the fire support 😂😂😂
MORE ARMA !!! THE PEOPLE DEMAND IT !
dennisvlahos Part 4 is being worked on. Though, it's a bit short. Will try to wait for more funny things to happen.
SovietWombleok, I've just discovered your videos which are certainly in the top 10 of the funniest things I've ever seen on Internet. I hope we will meet you in game sometimes, we are that stupid , but in french version =]
ab14g22 You're more than welcome to drop in next time we stream. Provided you're over 16, feel free to dive into the teamspeak we post and come and play with us :)
SovietWomble Well, your teammates swimming into the sky have just reached a new high in terms of narcotics.
WE NEED MORE ARMA
Gambit "clone of motherfucking Hermann Goring"
I can't breath hahaha
What's funny is that Cyanide actually got them killed with the fire support coordinates remark, Since they were at 225199 and the airstrike was actually at 226199. If you look closely you'll see that, at the time of death, Womble had migrated his squad to the strike zone, thinking he was in the clear.
That was Gambit who called the airstrike
The airstrike was at 225199, you can see it on the chat at the left.
They just don't run far enough away
I know I might be a tiny bit late, but the 5 just looks like a six at the beginning, because of the low graphics. If you look at the chat message later, you can see that it is a 5.
That fire support at 225199 was fucking gold! Just perfect. The screaming was unexpected and made me cry. Like legit cry my family was getting a bit confused at why I was laughing for like 15 minutes straight. At least until I showed them the clip then they just left without saying a word.
I only noticed "Clone of motherfucking Hermann Göring" now
I'm fucking dying
ikr XD
4:15 "Just relax... take a load off-" **instant panic**
Almost a decade old, yet still funny as ever
this is what i look forward to every month
5 minutes every month?
Are you my sex life?
SovietWomble no, but close enough
SovietWomble
you were a little quick, can you make it last longer next time?
SovietWomble Implying that you last longer than 10 seconds
@@WillieFiddler implying he pick multiple disappoint- I mean, girls for month
I just wish there was a real military that was entirely like this.
There is; it's called the U.S. Army
falseprophet141 killing their own teammates?
It's called friendly fire....
+falseprophet141 if you haven't served shut the fuck up. Entitled civilian bullshit as per usual.
falseprophet141 and also there is more than one army, canada has an army, my god these types of Americans,
4:40 And that's why you don't miss camouflage lessons
Worst day for that 😅
I tried to take a camouflage class, but none of us could find the place.
"Team 1 fucking scatter"
Ur comment has 69 likes
UB TIS UB TIS UB TIS UB TIS UB TIS UB TIS UB TIS UB TIS
What....
Fucking dubstep
Lol Cyanide you the best !
And Soviet.... Keep it up
fx55555
+SovietWomble It isn't dubstep, it's techno :P XD
Cyanide
that move in Rust...
"SOVIET GOT FINGERED BY A DUDE!!!
...Brilliant.
2:18 is still the best part in this entire video
2:18 best ZF moment of the century
I cried at the fire support part. That was too funny.
EATeezey
"TEAM 1 FUCKING SCATTER!"
These videos are timeless. It's 6 years old but it feels like it could've been uploaded yesterday.
2:24 a very accurate reaction.
2:29 The utter panic that follows...
4:40 When you are Level 100 for Sneaking in Skyrim.
Combined with the Invisibility spell, Muffled boots, Glass Armor And is a Khajiit.
@@TheCooldog ring of sneaking as well
2:51 I love the Red vs Blue reference :D "Team-killing f**ktard"
i think he just meant that literally, it's no exactly an in-depth reference
+Jadon Jackson see you think so. they said it in RvB, but it's a very casual thing to say. i call people teamkillimg fucktards all the time, not because i love roosterteeth, but because they are fucktards that teamkill. it's more likely that he's just calling him a teamkilling fucktard and you guys are like "hey RvB said that once" it's only a reference to you.
+Jadon Jackson unlike a normal reference, this one is casually non-specific, meaning someone could call someone else "a teamkillimg fucktard" without ever knowing what RvB is, and have absolutely no idea what you're talking about.
jacob pacheco Whilst I see where you are coming from. This quote was made in one of the earliest episodes of Red vs Blue in season 1, in 2003. Seeing as it was made 13 years ago this quote may now be a common thing for some people to say, but it more than likely originated from RvB. Also seeing as RvB is such as massive show now, it most likely is a reference, not just a simple comment.
+April Thompson it's not a reference, it's just a saying. A while ago it might have been a reference, but now it's just a saying
Team one fucking scatter Jesus Christ it made me laugh so hard
I know nothing about Arma 3, nor have ever played it, but these videos are still absolutely hilarious. I'm a huge fan!
I just subbed to you and I've never even heard of this game.
You've been missing out
one the funniest games, ever!
+iare19 if played with idiot but good friends
I've never played either, but I love watching people goof around in it. You should check out Beaglerush, these days he does XCOM videos, but he (and the folks he played with) has some _glorious_ ARMA videos, like ShackCops, Team SPECTRE, or Negotiating with Criminals.
Arma 3, half the time it's messing around with friends like this the other half it's completely serious and is a military simulator.
Level 1 Me back when I first learned about Womble: *rewatch his Bullshittery videos over and over*
Level 100 Me now: *rewatch his Arma 3 streams over and over*
2:19
The pause, and then the text coming in three sweeps with “swooshing” sound! PERFECTION 🤣🤣🤣
"clone of Herman Goring" I'm dead. 🤣
OMG THE FIRE SUPPORT PART. OMFG I'M DIEING, HELP ME.
"Clone of motherfucking Hermann Göring" I lost it there :''DD
great work womble!
btw. what's Gambits first name? I think I know his voice, but I have no idea from where
No idea, sorry.
But Cyanide calls him 'Gam Gams', like he's his nan or something.
SovietWomble Thanks a lot!
SovietWomble what game mode is this?
3:06 - "Give me liberty, or give him pants!"
3:42 The roaring laugh from the squad absolutely kills me, where Wombles laugh sounds like a roar oh my god 😂😂
The fire support scene is at 2:18 for everyone who wants to use it.
Cyanide's laugh is amazing
1:00 Cyanide actually wins. Play it at .25 speed his hitbox breaks the laser first
Line: *Is slanted to cyanide's advantage*
Cyanide: The line's so fuckin slanted that's not cool!
Also Cyanide: *gets shot to death*
2:18 Arma in a shellnut.
Kommissar Krownen I am incredibly mad. It's nutshell, not shellnut
Cullius Swagner r/wooosh
"I had a whole tub of popcorn, my ass is itching"
What a way to start a video
That scream at 2:36 was the manliest scream I've ever heard.
3:05 I guess you coul say he… went “commando”
God I love the Bullshittery series. I always watch them as soon as I see they've been uploaded.
That artillery editing was so perfect :D The beach grenade was also great :P
I've watched all of your arma3 videos and I laughed so much I was in tears. You're amazing!
I've played arma. I have a funny story, I was one of the airstrike teams that did the airstrikes. We sent noons to find the enemy base and call for an airstrike. What they did was accidentally go in a massive circle and called an airstrike on our base. I got banned for three hours until they found out what really happened.
Josh Denman Lmfao!! That’s a big bruh moment right there
The ZF clan really puts the “special” in special forces
Brilliant as always, enjoyed the stream! :D
The earthworm part of the vid (0:13) is one of the most wholesome I've ever seen from Zed Ef so far.
I'd admit I saw a small snippet of a video on Facebook but these are sooo good. I love them.
This is the funiest shit ive seen inna long time.
has a very nostalgic splinter cell with bob and steve vibe to it. subbed.
in a**
Oh my gosh you earned a sub
It's been 2 years since I started searching for the 255199 clip when I first saw it. And now I have found it :') and even better I found you, this is the best gaming channel I've seen
Saw a short clip of your vid in 9gag and I was like, "Hmm this is funny maybe I should look him up in youtube" and I found that you are WAAAAY funnier. First 30 seconds made me laugh and subscribe immediately. Hahaha.
Hope you have an awesome 2018, Womble!
Clone of Herman Goring!! Love that!!! xD
six years and most likely over 100 re-watches, this is still as funny
I hope y'all continue. This videos are hell-are-ious!!
My friends and I all love your videos. Keep up the good work!
Why have we called fire support at 225199..?
*TEAM ONE FUCKING SCATTER!*
"If you don't get your Platoon moving you'll all be dead in ten minutes, Haul Ass!" 2:19
"That wasn't friendly was it, hope not."
oh my Lord I was in tears this was such a good video thank you :)
"Was that friendly?"
"I sure hope not."
Me in the military
Damnit this is why I want and I need friends for games. I tired of playing games alone. Maybe I need to be more into high school or collage.
The problem is finding fun people.
Also the problem is finding some people that has a same interest as you.
Well in my case, finding a people that loves to play video games like this (At least in my daily neighborhood) is extremely hard :(
When you here these 3 words SCATTER “fire” “support” “your location
I wish I knew about these sooner. Finally decided to get arma 3, hopefully I can find a cool group of people like this. Love this stuff.
The reason I watch you instead of other TH-camrs is because the amount of effort you put into editing really makes this amazing to watch. Thank you Womble
Edit: And, of course, your fun and charismatic attitude to everything
Please do more of this!
3:00 when you finish an argument and they mutter something under their breath.
hmm?
Man, I still love 2:21, the realisation of the situation is just too perfect.
I keep watching this playlist and it’s always enjoyable and funny af.
The best part for me is the anti air, fucking love shooting down unsuspecting jets or helicopters
One last video before bed time...
That’s what they all say
that futurama scream gif got me good xdd
The thing about the kill feed in this game is that it sometimes says friendly fire when you kill someone even if they are an enemy which makes me insecure asf 😂
This video may be old but that fire support bit gets me everytime!
God damn, now I want to play Arma.
Preferably with you guys? :D
85.236.100.85:13957 is the TS ip. Just come and hang out, it's nothing formal.
Just please don't be a 13.
SovietWomble Is 12 ok?
***** Welcome aboard
+SovietWomble what about 14 kappa
13 inches? :D
0:43 *Wipes tear* What have i done wrong.
Awesome video! Thanks for the laughs and commentary!
OMFG i am so glad i discovered your channel, YOU NEED MORE SUBS!!!
"TEAM 1 FUCKING SCATTER!"
This is so entertaining
7 years ago, wow
im rewatching these series cuz they ROCK!
3:38 Beat that, Six Flags!
Oh my god more. More! My sides.
i absolutely love watching your videos. you guys are hilarious
I saw this on Reddit along time ago. Holy shit never thought I would see this video again. So glad I found this channel.
cyanide is the best asian dude u can play with
Uh, Cyanide is Indian
+Majora Another fun fact, cyanide is from singapore
***** i'm from neighboring country, malaysia, so hello there neighbor :)
+hellooooooo95 assalamualaikum
+hellooooooo95 a better fun fact, cyanide is from India and live in singapore
4:58 there's a whole line!
time to rewatch whole series again
8 years and it's still funny.