Random Arma Bullshittery (part 10)

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 6 ส.ค. 2022
  • Various stream highlights from Arma 3.
    All ZF Twitch channels - / zfclan
    My personal one - / sovietwomble
    Sources:
    1:16 - El Pezcisterneador - Toonstruck (1996)
    1:33 - Doctor art by TwistieZ
    1:47 - Tchaikovsky - Romeo and Juliet
    2:40 - Lips art by @KuroGrumble
    3:20 - Naked Gun 33 1/3: The Final Insult
    10:55 - The Sims Soundtrack - Buy Mode 1.
    11:53 - Leaflet art by TwistieZ
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  • @steelrat116
    @steelrat116 ปีที่แล้ว +4633

    Cake's "hi" continues to be adorable.

  • @Grissbane
    @Grissbane ปีที่แล้ว +5108

    The Badgers start out where they belong. Imprisoned for warcrimes after the war

    • @podporWidelec
      @podporWidelec ปีที่แล้ว +194

      I think you mean acceptable casualties

    • @Sainted86
      @Sainted86 ปีที่แล้ว

      @MrВeast shut it wanna be mrbeast fem boy

    • @DaBox_
      @DaBox_ ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @MrВeast yeah, fake account that posted this comment three times, sure you do.

    • @kismethappel7811
      @kismethappel7811 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @MrВeast You know, if you're gonna try and discredit a TH-camr that big, _maybe_ you should at least TRY and spoof a checkmark. Summon up the _barest minimum_ effort to get your trick to work on anyone besides people who can't tell their ass from their elbow or have an age lower than four. Just a thought, something it seems you've never had.

    • @celticwarrior8574
      @celticwarrior8574 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Underrated comment

  • @thegentlemanpirate6844
    @thegentlemanpirate6844 ปีที่แล้ว +2055

    Everyone's laughing at Cake making Womble ask where the next Bullshittery is, but I also like that the front of the phrasebook says:
    Basic Norwegian
    prepared by
    Student Teacher Helena Cake and Idiot Digby Tatham-Warter

    • @feluxborn6333
      @feluxborn6333 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Crown idiot too, the king of all idiots

    • @rokairu0-216
      @rokairu0-216 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      it's even better, Digby is called the Crown Idiot

    • @lollikabosso.w.n7153
      @lollikabosso.w.n7153 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      I knew something is wrong the moment i didnt see anything that even remotely resembled "german" in norwegian.
      I dont know norwegian, i just assumed it wouldnt be that word

    • @takbanan619
      @takbanan619 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@lollikabosso.w.n7153 Germans in Norwegian is "Tyskere". So, its kinda close, just like Germans in German is "Deutche".

    • @lollikabosso.w.n7153
      @lollikabosso.w.n7153 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@takbanan619 tyskere, interesting word.

  • @hi-viz
    @hi-viz ปีที่แล้ว +6491

    Everyone whining about how long it is til the next Bullshittery has to realise Womble's exhausting schedule
    Monday-Friday: Wank
    Saturday: Editing
    Sunday: Take Lulu for walk

    • @gameridiotNOT
      @gameridiotNOT ปีที่แล้ว

      Makes me wonder how long it actually does take him. Like, does his subtitling take up most of the time, or is it all the wanking?

    • @io9671
      @io9671 ปีที่แล้ว +288

      Damn that's a really packed schedule.

    • @TrojenMonkey
      @TrojenMonkey ปีที่แล้ว +92

      This guy gets paid monthly by his patreon at this point to stream exclusively on twitch. And I bet people also donate to his streams on top of it.
      And if he is producing youtube content, that inexplicably takes over half a year to create, I bet that video is "not worth"... 5061$ a month.

    • @TheLastWardo
      @TheLastWardo ปีที่แล้ว +284

      @@TrojenMonkey ​Bruh that comment was a joke. Editing is his 9-5, and he's incredibly communicative on what he's working on and why this one is taking so long (it's gonna be a several hour and multi-part video essay on The Forest). Plus the idea that for an editor to make $5061 a month isn't worth whatever video this will result in is such a ignorant perspective to have. This isn't a hobby of his, editing is what he does for a living (though technically he's not just an editor cause he writes, produces, directs (etc) these all himself). Sure the twitch subs add to that, but give the man a break. He's creating something out of passion and is giving it the time and attention he thinks it deserves. The only reason why you think he "exclusively streams on twitch" is because that's all you see with your own individual eyes. You're not considering his own human life outside all this. He's making art and entertainment, a service for YOU. Who cares how long it takes? Stop staring at the shadows and turn around my dude.

    • @TrojenMonkey
      @TrojenMonkey ปีที่แล้ว +12

      ​@@TheLastWardo Ya know, I was about to write a serious reply, but then I read:
      "Stop staring at the shadows and turn around", and it occurred to me you're a joke. So I'll just say this:
      He is spending a lot of time focusing on video-essays, videos I care nothing about. I came to this channel for goofie comedy.

  • @AnarchHive
    @AnarchHive ปีที่แล้ว +3256

    "Chat, what is 'hello' in Arabic?"
    "Don't say something racist!"
    "Eeerm.... Shalom!'"
    They somehow made it worse 😂

    • @InteloPL
      @InteloPL ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Come on, he just thought it was one of these neighbourhoods...

    • @capitanorotta9060
      @capitanorotta9060 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      IDF coming to knock

    • @n00bzzzjl
      @n00bzzzjl ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Collective intelligence in chat is not to be underestimated! 😂

    • @Tigershark_3082
      @Tigershark_3082 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@capitanorotta9060 IDF on their way to bomb civilians

    • @luthelightbringer3833
      @luthelightbringer3833 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      *But for ZF, that's the Oscars right there*

  • @am3m3
    @am3m3 ปีที่แล้ว +6302

    "Oh wait he's from Birmingham, has anyone got any heroin?" They trained womble well I see

    • @voin5371
      @voin5371 ปีที่แล้ว +150

      @MrВeast You impersonate a youtuber who is more successful than what you'll ever be and you count your 15 seconds of combined uploaded material, better? Go back to fortnite kid

    • @ayai5233
      @ayai5233 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@voin5371 just report n hopefully he'll learn

    • @_NekOz
      @_NekOz ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@voin5371 It's a bot

    • @zeist3608
      @zeist3608 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      ​@MrВeast who asked?

    • @voin5371
      @voin5371 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@_NekOz I would agree if the channel clearly didn't have content uploaded by a kid.

  • @TakoyaKyono
    @TakoyaKyono ปีที่แล้ว +1526

    The Norwegian resistance coming in shouting "Loot?" cracks me up every time.

    • @DvDSWE88
      @DvDSWE88 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      They wernt shouting loot, they were shouting Free? :D haha best part in this :D

    • @Pellkot
      @Pellkot 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +73

      They shouted Gratis which means Free

    • @joelthorstensson2772
      @joelthorstensson2772 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      ​@@Pellkotand most of them are swedes lmao. I should know, I speak the language.

    • @Druwuwho1337
      @Druwuwho1337 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Oi oi one Dane in there for sure. I can smell a fellow Potato from kilometers away !@@joelthorstensson2772

    • @randalftheblack2572
      @randalftheblack2572 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      @@joelthorstensson2772
      People arranging this: "We got Swedes to play the Norwegian resistance as we didn't have many Norwegians. It's ok, they're pretty much the same."
      Actual Norwegians and Swedes: "Excuse me, what the fuck?"

  • @WolfyFancyLads
    @WolfyFancyLads ปีที่แล้ว +294

    I feel like Harry is the mascot of ZD: No clue what he's doing, gets lost a lot, but people like him and he somehow gets things done.

    • @HarryJohnsonz
      @HarryJohnsonz ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Yes to the first 2 no to the second 2

    • @pugpvp6685
      @pugpvp6685 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      ​@@HarryJohnsonzpeople love Harry smh

    • @trevorself5863
      @trevorself5863 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@pugpvp6685 I think he means ZF

    • @raiden1766
      @raiden1766 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Harry is such a golden retriever

    • @laurakastrup
      @laurakastrup 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Wdym ‘gets things done’ that’s the only one I’ll disagree with. ZF does not get things done

  • @drautomaton6010
    @drautomaton6010 ปีที่แล้ว +3543

    Harry is so confused, bless his heart. Lad is trying his best.

    • @magoshighlands4074
      @magoshighlands4074 ปีที่แล้ว +150

      He's not confused, he's high as a kite

    • @Yoaru
      @Yoaru ปีที่แล้ว +84

      He got the spirit

    • @ScorpionStrike7
      @ScorpionStrike7 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Bless that lad

    • @mykenception
      @mykenception ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Bless Harry

    • @krendilsshieldheart6344
      @krendilsshieldheart6344 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      @@magoshighlands4074 mate i thought you replied to yourself cause that profile pic lol

  • @TheSchultinator
    @TheSchultinator ปีที่แล้ว +3069

    To be fair, saying "shoo" over the radio to ZF and expecting good results is the commanding officer's cockup

    • @arnoremane4595
      @arnoremane4595 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      didn't even question it for a second

    • @magmat0585
      @magmat0585 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      yeah, that's the officer's fault, good soldiers were just following orders

    • @steampunkmage9073
      @steampunkmage9073 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      That's the same reason you don't say repeat on the radio and just say "say again" instead, it's a signal to shoot and you can't expect people to understand context

    • @Ragetiger1
      @Ragetiger1 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      In true American fashion, I would had also starting SHOOting everything with a pulse.

    • @sponge1234ify
      @sponge1234ify ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Not just "Shoo" either, *"Shoo t* he Civvie".
      This is why military jargons exists

  • @pandoranbias1622
    @pandoranbias1622 ปีที่แล้ว +353

    I love how Clarkson just schizophrenically shouts out random automotive-related phrases

  • @randomlad8528
    @randomlad8528 ปีที่แล้ว +1704

    It's been over 4 months guys, new womble vid may drop in the next 3 months
    Edit: key word: MAY

    • @GodWhyTheseHandles
      @GodWhyTheseHandles ปีที่แล้ว +142

      He’s making another video essay on the game The Forest. He’s been working on it constantly since the release of this video. It stands to be around 2 and a half hours. He’s about done with the second hour. He’s reached the beginning of the end

    • @zvbnjm
      @zvbnjm ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@GodWhyTheseHandles you trolling or fr? I hate being one of those, but i was wondering when he is going to come back 🤔 im even thinking of reinstalling twitch just so i can drop in and hear his recap of what he is doing 😂 he gave me a proper scare this time 😅

    • @zamalamahama4894
      @zamalamahama4894 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@GodWhyTheseHandles oh god he’s hbomberguy’d us

    • @GodWhyTheseHandles
      @GodWhyTheseHandles ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@zvbnjm just watch any of his twitch streams. He streams twice nearly every day. Morning stream, then work all day, then evening stream. He gives updates at the beginning of every stream

    • @zvbnjm
      @zvbnjm ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@GodWhyTheseHandles i know, i used to watch him consistently, but i dont have pc rn and no memory for installing twitch on my phone 😅

  • @kevinprehm
    @kevinprehm ปีที่แล้ว +4012

    Was not expecting to see ZF rescuing Jeremy Clarkson from the Taliban, after getting involved in another incident with a BBC staffer, but here we are

    • @tonkotsuramen8453
      @tonkotsuramen8453 ปีที่แล้ว +149

      TONIGHT ON BOTTOM GEAR-

    • @Isnogood12
      @Isnogood12 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      BBC stands for Big Black... Clarkson.

    • @impy2d843
      @impy2d843 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      ​@MrВeast who are you again?

    • @MrHack4never
      @MrHack4never ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@impy2d843
      Either a leach or a parasite

    • @vandalSocial
      @vandalSocial ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@tonkotsuramen8453 im getting kidnapped by the taliban

  • @Moongirl_Sally
    @Moongirl_Sally ปีที่แล้ว +3215

    "we are british, we just point at things and speak english louder" - that sentence just killed me! xD

    • @okobongdinko4606
      @okobongdinko4606 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I'm in France right now and I do exactly that mixed with Franglais, french mixed with english

    • @krashd
      @krashd ปีที่แล้ว +80

      Sadly it is true, I've seen fellow Brits do this in France, Germany and the Netherlands whenever they find the one shop assistant that doesn't speak English. "THAT!" *points at cake* "LE PASTRY-CAKE! HOW MUCH IN EUROCOIN YES?"

    • @paulreading2409
      @paulreading2409 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      You know that is the same thing we American’s do as well

    • @Moongirl_Sally
      @Moongirl_Sally ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Tbh Germans too - when I was in france I also tried to talk french/english and just repeated myself over and over xD

    • @classifiedad1
      @classifiedad1 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@paulreading2409 Who do you think we got that from?

  • @FlashHawk4
    @FlashHawk4 ปีที่แล้ว +232

    4:20 is probably one of the greatest examples of Arma gameplay compacted into a few seconds.
    We have-
    -An arguable war crime (firing on a religious building that wasn't actually being used for military purposes by the enemy)
    -Misidentifying and then shooting at teammates
    -The words your teammates are yelling not registering with you while you're shooting
    -Arma physics
    -your teammates revenge shooting you
    -funny outfits
    -you double revenge shooting your teammates
    All in a few seconds.

  • @KableMam
    @KableMam ปีที่แล้ว +640

    Children are born faster than womble can put out videos

    • @_NekOz
      @_NekOz ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Well.... He did just release a 3hr video essay.
      He has more than made up for it. Loved it.

    • @KableMam
      @KableMam ปีที่แล้ว +21

      ​@@_NekOz It's been 9 months since his last vid, my aunt had her baby before the recent vid was uploaded 😂😂

    • @WingMaster562
      @WingMaster562 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Wanna know what's odd? 7:39 Might be Georgia, Airborne's daughter.

    • @NotHereForLikes
      @NotHereForLikes 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@KableMambro didn’t get your joke lol went straight to simping lol

    • @joemcnulty6814
      @joemcnulty6814 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      ​@@WingMaster562 Sounds too old to be his daughter

  • @eddthehead123
    @eddthehead123 ปีที่แล้ว +4799

    I love how Cake knows her friends so well she added in "You sack of shit" to her translation book.

    • @Br-Shaft
      @Br-Shaft ปีที่แล้ว +134

      Specially to Womble and Digi kkkkk

    • @zhishangdi3522
      @zhishangdi3522 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      loved that she tricked womble into saying "when's the next bullshittery"

    • @atlasxyluz8527
      @atlasxyluz8527 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      cake is a national treasure

  • @thedyingmeme6
    @thedyingmeme6 ปีที่แล้ว +1287

    Quebec: *leaves because he's too sick*
    Everyone, _including_ the Norwegians: LOOT LOOT LOOT LOOT LOOT

    • @julibean5125
      @julibean5125 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      GRATIS?

    • @blackfang101
      @blackfang101 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@julibean5125 it means free, you know, when you get things for free.

    • @norXmal
      @norXmal ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@blackfang101 Gratis?

    • @gophap
      @gophap ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@norXmal it means free, you know, when you get things for free.

    • @nikel-
      @nikel- ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@gophap GRATIS?

  • @deloreanrc
    @deloreanrc ปีที่แล้ว +70

    16:57 Hearing the music pick up as Womble kept looking at the mech and then began running for it just had me giddy waiting to see what would happen.
    The wait was SO worth it!

  • @peaceoutbruh7085
    @peaceoutbruh7085 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    "Is that THE SovietWomble?"
    "Yeah?
    "fix your upload schedule"
    - literally years ago

    • @xenozilla0723
      @xenozilla0723 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Way back in the first holdfast video

  • @CeileDaily
    @CeileDaily ปีที่แล้ว +2787

    Cake has been my favorite forever, the trolling she accomplished in Norwegian was *chef’s kiss*

    • @HelenaCake
      @HelenaCake ปีที่แล้ว +425

      I'm glad you enjoyed it ❤️

    • @maxct827
      @maxct827 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@HelenaCake Du er genial

    • @HelenaCake
      @HelenaCake ปีที่แล้ว +56

      @@maxct827 Mange takk! 😅

    • @bxzidffbxzidff
      @bxzidffbxzidff ปีที่แล้ว +60

      @@HelenaCake "Pisspreikeriutgivelse" 10/10

    • @twinsen1949
      @twinsen1949 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@bxzidffbxzidff When I read "Piss" I was like "No... that cannot mean German"

  • @carton5235
    @carton5235 ปีที่แล้ว +6509

    I love how a bunch of this footage is at least 2+ years old, and then theres some from like a month ago, really shows you just how long SOVIET TAKES TO FUCKING EDIT

    • @letsplaysvonaja1714
      @letsplaysvonaja1714 ปีที่แล้ว +625

      Well, one of the Norwegian sentences was "When's the next video?" XD

    • @telltamer348
      @telltamer348 ปีที่แล้ว +156

      What you think he spends the whole time editing

    • @Soridan
      @Soridan ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@telltamer348 He claims to treat this as a normal 8 hours a day job, but we all know he's just chasing that twitch thot money.

    • @telltamer348
      @telltamer348 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      @@Soridan His fingers will "slip" while going through the comment section I swear

    • @cellphone3010
      @cellphone3010 ปีที่แล้ว +184

      "Oh I'm sorry this newest bullshittery is taking so long to edit." Inbetween his daily trips to his personal doggy daycare and dates with his GF.
      OVER 6 FUCKING MONTHS?!?!?

  • @haggis53
    @haggis53 ปีที่แล้ว +214

    Oh my gosh Harry is so pure, protect him at all costs. Fantastic work as usual, Soviet!

  • @ShaqNasty557
    @ShaqNasty557 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    1:23 "Oh wait he's from Birmingham... has anyone got any heroin?"
    Painfully accurate and incredibly funny

  • @justvibingman496
    @justvibingman496 ปีที่แล้ว +9623

    Holy shit, you know we are getting old when Cakes voice is deeper.

    • @IcyMako913
      @IcyMako913 ปีที่แล้ว +2759

      It hits even harder when Soviet said he’s halfway through his 30s

    • @Unknownuser-vq9ul
      @Unknownuser-vq9ul ปีที่แล้ว +289

      @@IcyMako913 legit

    • @joshuasatterwhite9520
      @joshuasatterwhite9520 ปีที่แล้ว +607

      @@IcyMako913 man now I feel old and I’m only 18

    • @markusbernard5180
      @markusbernard5180 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      @@IcyMako913 thats not true he is still 18 Kappa

    • @InteloPL
      @InteloPL ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@IcyMako913 which makes him peobably around 40 actually...

  • @giantWario
    @giantWario ปีที่แล้ว +4643

    Harry and Cake made that Arma video a lot more wholesome than I ever expected it to be.

    • @evee_evvillamar4477
      @evee_evvillamar4477 ปีที่แล้ว +223

      A pure duo for a not so pure world

    • @zacharyjones5102
      @zacharyjones5102 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @Repent and believe in Jesus Christ are you a Jesus bot? That's kinda wholesome

    • @leetlebob8203
      @leetlebob8203 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@zacharyjones5102 message is gone but a lot of the Jesus bots are really aggressive and generally cunty

    • @ms_scribbles
      @ms_scribbles ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Harry is a precious boy and I adore him. 😄

    • @thenozone2654
      @thenozone2654 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@ms_scribbles i mean he did kinda ended the battle with that officer.

  • @roadwild1572
    @roadwild1572 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    13:05 It's really funny how at this point everyone makes the same polite "Ahh" every tourist makes when shown something neat to the locals that they don't understand at all

  • @wingzero7X
    @wingzero7X ปีที่แล้ว +127

    Hey Soviet, been 6 months. Hope life is treating you well. Your videos are always a treat on a bad day.

  • @sandygehrmann6309
    @sandygehrmann6309 ปีที่แล้ว +1985

    10:57 Cake doing the Lord's work in getting Soviet to remember that Bullshitteries are a thing

    • @supermario5849
      @supermario5849 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      That was so clever 🤣

    • @izuku3111
      @izuku3111 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@supermario5849 yeah we Norwegians is not any smarter

  • @skymanmcd6012
    @skymanmcd6012 ปีที่แล้ว +4148

    “Why am I in jail?”
    - Sovietwomble, war criminal extraordinaire

    • @lord_apollyon7158
      @lord_apollyon7158 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      His involvment in the badgers cought up at last xD

    • @gunmunz
      @gunmunz ปีที่แล้ว +119

      Outside of wombie's cell
      Guard A: So what's he in there for?
      Guard 2: Everything
      A: ha ha nice Rick and Morty reference...
      2: No I mean *everything* guy practically used the Geneva convention as a to-do list

    • @cucuawe465
      @cucuawe465 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@gunmunz
      Guard 2: his subordinates snitch on him for freedom

    • @guyfawkes9792
      @guyfawkes9792 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@gunmunz bro that's gold

    • @ketamine136
      @ketamine136 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Don't know what you mean (posh sounding British man shoots unarmed hostage in the backround)

  • @TheYayGhr
    @TheYayGhr ปีที่แล้ว +108

    Cyanide gets a ton of respect from my for that "call that clarkson" "is his first name jeremy?". Respect

  • @joonaaskr
    @joonaaskr ปีที่แล้ว +44

    As a Norwegian, you guys trying to speak norwegian is the funniest thing ever

  • @Nikola_DZ
    @Nikola_DZ ปีที่แล้ว +579

    Due to my lack of knowledge regarding Cake's actual appearance, all I can picture is Soviets avatar being haunted by the ghost of a vanilla cake.

    • @WinterDutchie
      @WinterDutchie ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Or Victoria Sponge cake lmao

    • @deltaunion5334
      @deltaunion5334 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lmao fair enough

    • @alt-mtr300
      @alt-mtr300 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      My vivid imagination pictured this pink and violet streaked haired bubbly looking ghost girl

  • @oKingsWild
    @oKingsWild ปีที่แล้ว +19540

    Cake tricking Womble into asking himself when the next bullshittery is in Norwegian, what a legend.

    • @HelenaCake
      @HelenaCake ปีที่แล้ว +2018

      😎

    • @TsukumoEt
      @TsukumoEt ปีที่แล้ว +615

      literal Queen

    • @InZomnia365
      @InZomnia365 ปีที่แล้ว +397

      Had no idea she spoke Norwegian lmao

    • @androidgaming8292
      @androidgaming8292 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      @@InZomnia365 same man

    • @mulrich
      @mulrich ปีที่แล้ว +80

      @@HelenaCake det tog mig et par øjeblikke at regne ud at det var hvad du spurgte om. Jeg ved ikke engang hvordan pokker jeg ville oversætte det til dansk.
      Godt gået!

  • @TrueNubinator
    @TrueNubinator ปีที่แล้ว +34

    The Clarkson not saying “and on that bombshell” after the grenades is a damn shame

  • @derrickstenstrom2820
    @derrickstenstrom2820 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    Has someone checked his bathroom? Might be girly noises coming from there.

  • @crunks2955
    @crunks2955 ปีที่แล้ว +3878

    Love how the two Norwegians join up in the looting essentially saying "Free! Free! (stuff)". They were a highlight

    • @knallpistolen
      @knallpistolen ปีที่แล้ว +171

      Gratis 😂😂

    • @kevinsundelin8639
      @kevinsundelin8639 ปีที่แล้ว +146

      Random Swede: Ge fan i cyklarna!

    • @Killjoy45
      @Killjoy45 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      They reminded me of bunch of seagulls after some surplus fish remainings.

    • @Ooffoop
      @Ooffoop ปีที่แล้ว +80

      I’ve watched these videos for years and I still have no idea what’s going on
      Are they sharing a lobby with people who actually only speak Norwegian
      Is this grade A RP
      I have no idea

    • @Reysus
      @Reysus ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@Ooffoop Gratis mean free in spanish too

  • @amberpdavis
    @amberpdavis ปีที่แล้ว +3722

    I love Cake’s mischief and Harry’s genuine and baffling wholesomeness

    • @yunofun
      @yunofun ปีที่แล้ว +225

      Which just gets even more baffling when you wonder how the rest of ZF hasn't corrupted him.

    • @lord_apollyon7158
      @lord_apollyon7158 ปีที่แล้ว +304

      They tried to corrupt him but he got lost on the road to hell after 2 steps

    • @mostdefinitelynotadurian1043
      @mostdefinitelynotadurian1043 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      @@yunofun You see, Harry exist solely as a counter-balance too ZF's corruption. That's why he could stay pure. In every Ying there is always a Yang and vice versa.
      Edit: yin*

    • @mikeoxlong1664
      @mikeoxlong1664 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      So he’s Pops from Regular Show

    • @mostdefinitelynotadurian1043
      @mostdefinitelynotadurian1043 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@mikeoxlong1664 pretty much

  • @charedet
    @charedet ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I Just love the energyCake brings to the group its so pure!!!

  • @manwiththeredface7821
    @manwiththeredface7821 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Soviet: *uploads new video
    TH-cam: aaaand it's age restricted!

    • @_Raspovic_
      @_Raspovic_ ปีที่แล้ว

      Was just about to check if someone else has seen it

  • @swish3814
    @swish3814 ปีที่แล้ว +2320

    My favorite part about this is the idea that Jeremy Clarkson can only ramble incoherently about cars and has no other form of communication

    • @JohnnyShagbot
      @JohnnyShagbot ปีที่แล้ว +111

      Isn't that how he normally talks?

    • @FatalFrostbyte29
      @FatalFrostbyte29 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      @@JohnnyShagbot No, he usually just makes fun of everyone, then talks about cars.

    • @markmontagna7637
      @markmontagna7637 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      @@FatalFrostbyte29 this is the beauty of Jeremy Clarkson

    • @kanyenorth2605
      @kanyenorth2605 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      So boomhauer

    • @GamerRuMan97
      @GamerRuMan97 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      The SPEEEEEEEEED!!!

  • @SirPembertonS.Crevalius
    @SirPembertonS.Crevalius ปีที่แล้ว +10343

    It wouldn't be a Soviet Arma 3 video if Womble didn't kill his teammates at least once.

    • @thewakeup5459
      @thewakeup5459 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      It wouldn't be an Arma video of somebody didn't kill friendlies at least once

    • @genericalias5742
      @genericalias5742 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Now somebody may call this a spoiler for the video, however they’re not a sub of Womble if they didn’t know it was going to happen eventually

    • @thejuggercat
      @thejuggercat ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Why are you literaly everywhere

    • @Riasgremory1985
      @Riasgremory1985 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      u again

    • @savvythedivineyethuggable7493
      @savvythedivineyethuggable7493 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And vice versa.

  • @ikkikurogane9969
    @ikkikurogane9969 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    For those wondering, he's been active and live streaming on twitch.

  • @WalkerUnknown
    @WalkerUnknown 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    17:18 "Just gonna take it for a quick spin..." *bodies flying

  • @AHSValor
    @AHSValor ปีที่แล้ว +1570

    "They're scared of teh fucken bagpipes!" Has to be one of the best ZF lines I've ever heard. I'm dying here lol

    • @julibean5125
      @julibean5125 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      A true instrument of terror

    • @slycooper1001
      @slycooper1001 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      this reminds me of the guy who went into battle in world war 2 with a broadsword and bagpipes he captured like a entire german squad singlehandedly i think?

    • @wolfgangkolber381
      @wolfgangkolber381 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Didn't they think he was mentally ill or something?

    • @wolfgangkolber381
      @wolfgangkolber381 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Oh and he also had a longbow.

    • @BennytheSage
      @BennytheSage ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Shit I'd be scared too 🤣😂

  • @genelearnsenglish4242
    @genelearnsenglish4242 ปีที่แล้ว +820

    "Soviet, that's friendly!"
    Soviet: "I can't hear you, I'm looking at a flying body."

    • @greatorder
      @greatorder ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @MrВeast I see you're trying the "Any publicity is good publicity" angle and spamming this everywhere.

    • @rokkraljkolesa9317
      @rokkraljkolesa9317 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@greatorder don't give the bots attention

    • @greatorder
      @greatorder ปีที่แล้ว

      @@rokkraljkolesa9317 See I can agree with trolls because they thrive off of negative attention, but what's a bot gonna do? Thing's got same amount of desire for attention as a brick.

    • @rokkraljkolesa9317
      @rokkraljkolesa9317 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@greatorder you're still wasting your limited time on this miserable rock responding to them

    • @greatorder
      @greatorder ปีที่แล้ว

      @@rokkraljkolesa9317 Nothing better to do at the time.

  • @devinjones1337
    @devinjones1337 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    16:24 "Are you my mommy?"

  • @justanothergrunt9053
    @justanothergrunt9053 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "They're scared of tha fuckin' bagpipes!" That was awesome. 9:53

    • @retailytt
      @retailytt ปีที่แล้ว

      AYE! 😂👏

  • @ksfirewolf1530
    @ksfirewolf1530 ปีที่แล้ว +630

    I gotta admit, Harry is my new favorite character in the Wombleverse.

    • @KireaPhillips_superj0ka
      @KireaPhillips_superj0ka ปีที่แล้ว +51

      He’s going down Ryan’s path on The Boys.
      Only a matter of time before Harry is as chaotic as the rest of ZF, and it’s going to break my heart.

    • @georgeoldsterd8994
      @georgeoldsterd8994 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I'm pretty sure he's just always high.

    • @TheNeonwing
      @TheNeonwing ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@skylord132 Womble once called him the Golden Retriever of ZF. Oddly fitting.

    • @British-Imperator
      @British-Imperator ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Fun fact, Harry has an evil twin named Garry who sometimes plays with ZF.

    • @ms_scribbles
      @ms_scribbles ปีที่แล้ว

      Rightly so.

  • @deadbunny2938
    @deadbunny2938 ปีที่แล้ว +1859

    "SHOO the civvies not SHOOT the civies!"
    *Good soldiers follow orders, Goofy...*

    • @RockLegend2A
      @RockLegend2A ปีที่แล้ว +51

      "It's our moral obligation..."

    • @excyde-AMEID
      @excyde-AMEID 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      ​"We can't let that information get out. We just can't."

    • @bentelford5071
      @bentelford5071 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      “Do what must be done”

    • @sjs9698
      @sjs9698 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Good soldiers follow *lawful* orders, no?
      *henchmen* follow orders :)

    • @chancellorforrun2330
      @chancellorforrun2330 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Better soldiers know what orders to not follow

  • @Bulletproofeyeballs
    @Bulletproofeyeballs ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I just noticed the phrasebook's authors are "Student teacher [?] Helena Cake and prize idiot [?] Digby Tatham-Warner"

  • @BrowncoatGofAZ
    @BrowncoatGofAZ ปีที่แล้ว +6

    8:24 “YOUR UNIFORM HAS HANDS!”

  • @ritenac6770
    @ritenac6770 ปีที่แล้ว +2237

    I’ve only known Harry for one bullshittery, but he’s already won a spot in my heart

    • @ryancannon5921
      @ryancannon5921 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@rokkraljkolesa9317 Got a link to his channel?

    • @rokkraljkolesa9317
      @rokkraljkolesa9317 ปีที่แล้ว +173

      @@ryancannon5921 I just realized he said Harry not Womble
      I am a fucking idiot

    • @omarsalazar2275
      @omarsalazar2275 ปีที่แล้ว +170

      If I'm not a complete moron Harry also shows up in the Rising Storm vid Womble posted a few months back. I think he's the guy who thanks past him for preheating the oven for his frozen pizza lmao

    • @ciaragildea998
      @ciaragildea998 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@omarsalazar2275 I think he was also in the TF2 one too?

    • @cvspvr
      @cvspvr ปีที่แล้ว +81

      @@ciaragildea998 harry isn't really in any of soviet's videos. he's just an angel who shows up to comfort us when we're feeling sad

  • @CheempL337
    @CheempL337 ปีที่แล้ว +1387

    3:20 Soviet asking the chat to not say something racist, followed by him saying "Shalom", has to be one of my favorite moments ever

    • @joshuasatterwhite9520
      @joshuasatterwhite9520 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      What does shalom mean

    • @AceArata
      @AceArata ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@joshuasatterwhite9520 it's like a Hebrew greeting. Not sure how it's racist lmao

    • @BusinessWolf1
      @BusinessWolf1 ปีที่แล้ว +169

      @@AceArata he said it TO ARABS

    • @Doofinon
      @Doofinon ปีที่แล้ว

      @@AceArata Jews and Arabs don't have a wholesome relationship, him saying Shalom to him is a real face palm moment you'll do without realising

    • @13579zod
      @13579zod ปีที่แล้ว +81

      @@BusinessWolf1 I wouldn’t say that’s racist. It is, depending on context possibly insensitive and really bloody stupid.

  • @RicardoSilva-rb6ci
    @RicardoSilva-rb6ci ปีที่แล้ว +16

    cake as usual is the cutest being

    • @Gabryal77
      @Gabryal77 ปีที่แล้ว

      Just send a dick pick man, go out a legend

  • @kabel7638
    @kabel7638 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Good to see that even though I haven't checked for a new episode in months nothing has changed, 10/10

  • @Jazz4YourSoul
    @Jazz4YourSoul ปีที่แล้ว +3185

    2:58 - "On this episode of Grand Tour.."
    "I get abducted by some angry Arabic men driving a Toyota hilux"
    "Richard critically injuries himself test driving the new supercharged Tesla tricycle"
    "And James gets lost in Birmingham"

    • @michaell8000
      @michaell8000 ปีที่แล้ว

      what did James go up Quebec's bum or something how did he get to Birmingham from Arabia?

    • @JaxMerrick
      @JaxMerrick ปีที่แล้ว

      *James May surrounded by Brummies*
      "Oh, cock."

    • @deadeye9439
      @deadeye9439 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      I'd watch this episode tbh

    • @Harry94074
      @Harry94074 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      Welcome, to Bottom Gear

    • @avroarchitect1793
      @avroarchitect1793 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      All this and more on Bot'om Gear

  • @hafentoffen2
    @hafentoffen2 ปีที่แล้ว +392

    Loving Cake's little bit of trolling in the Norwegian translation book.

    • @crimsonqueen751
      @crimsonqueen751 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      A minute amount of trolling

    • @AiasMaior
      @AiasMaior ปีที่แล้ว +22

      The 'kronidiot' on the cover already had me in stitches

    • @suborbitalprocess
      @suborbitalprocess ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Never seen a Cake burn someone before

    • @hafentoffen2
      @hafentoffen2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@AiasMaior haha yea, I don't speak Norwegian but I'm Swedish so I kinda understand most of it anyway. Cheeky cake lol.

    • @alexanderludvigsen1893
      @alexanderludvigsen1893 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      i didnt know she were norwegian XDD its just perfect, i sat there translating it because im danish and can understand it pretty well.. and it just makes it all 1000 times better

  • @austheer4468
    @austheer4468 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Knowing about Jack Churchill makes the bagpipes infinitely funnier

  • @ALKUN87
    @ALKUN87 ปีที่แล้ว +195

    9:48
    Friend: My grandfather won an award during ww2.
    Another friend: My grandfather was raped by his combat medic after being injured during the battle of the bulge.

    • @gianrc2992
      @gianrc2992 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He told me the medic had quite a nice bulge.

    • @erwinj9697
      @erwinj9697 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      my guess is the bulge won then?

  • @FShani
    @FShani ปีที่แล้ว +802

    Womble in a mech, with the highest kill count we've seen out of ZF since the rifle grenade. And he didn't even fire the weapons.

    • @rosfell00
      @rosfell00 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      I think the doomsday rounds still hold the record for that one, but yeah the rifle grenade was close

    • @Snailman1999
      @Snailman1999 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      which video has the Rifle Grenade?

    • @luisacuna4326
      @luisacuna4326 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@Snailman1999 Think it's one of the rising storm Vietnam videos

    • @Snailman1999
      @Snailman1999 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@luisacuna4326 thank you, explains why I haven't seen it yet then as I am currently watching those ones

    • @neprinadervogelweid1803
      @neprinadervogelweid1803 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@rosfell00 still love the sentence from cyanide. "Soviet, we can precisely see where you've been by tracking the houses"

  • @Theantininja
    @Theantininja ปีที่แล้ว +446

    10:56
    That moment when you learn Cake is part of ZF for a reason, don't let the impossibly cute voice fool you for a second.

    • @mulrich
      @mulrich ปีที่แล้ว +75

      She isn't technically part of the clan, though. She doesn't have clan tags. Like quite a few others, such as Nep, for instance, she's affiliated with ZF, but not actually a member.
      Am I being pedantic? Maybe.

    • @knallpistolen
      @knallpistolen ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mulrich hest kuk

    • @jiolomacling6879
      @jiolomacling6879 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Well to the common plebeian anyone who makes frequent recurrences in the bulshittery series is defacto part of the clan of misfits

    • @jonathansotelo4877
      @jonathansotelo4877 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      It's a clan of trolls.
      The cute voice is just a facade. She's just as dangerous as the rest of them.

    • @davidwilems8915
      @davidwilems8915 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@jonathansotelo4877 you mean to her own allies, like the rest of ZF?

  • @decimation9781
    @decimation9781 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Just spent my time watching all 10 of these and I do t regret it one bit bloody hilarious 🤣

  • @HoseAKM
    @HoseAKM ปีที่แล้ว +10

    14:53 ['Free Bird' guitar solo starts playing]

  • @blueshadow7014
    @blueshadow7014 ปีที่แล้ว +486

    General: What's with the yelling?
    Commander: That's just ZF, they're always yelling about something
    *Distant Explosion and Womble's girlish screams*

    • @blueshadow7014
      @blueshadow7014 ปีที่แล้ว

      I didn't think this comment would get THAT many likes

  • @Storyteller543
    @Storyteller543 ปีที่แล้ว +1629

    "he doesn't have aids Womble."
    "I'm pretty sure he will by the end of this session."

  • @Blakjak1deadmanzhand1
    @Blakjak1deadmanzhand1 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    when you get out of prison after 9 months and soviet has put out a grand total of 3 videos!!!! lmfao

  • @MerchantrRe4
    @MerchantrRe4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    9:36, Nobdy:
    Mad Jack Churchill:

  • @cullenoy
    @cullenoy ปีที่แล้ว +389

    Harry is actually the entire regiments best partisan/paratrooper and he's just swinging by for ammo before he goes back out to single-handedly wipe out 2 - 4 enemy squads.

    • @SullySideUp
      @SullySideUp ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Jack Churchill reincarnated

    • @skar9556
      @skar9556 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He's the John Paul Jones of the ZF clan.

    • @arthurbarros5189
      @arthurbarros5189 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Don't tell him this is not a Rambo game.

    • @fulcrum2951
      @fulcrum2951 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And the first to accept the enemy's surrender

  • @wazopaio
    @wazopaio ปีที่แล้ว +824

    7:51 10:14 13:17
    "How come everyone melts every time Cake speaks?"
    "Hey Cake!"
    "Hello Cake!"
    *"Hello!"*
    *Literally everyone swooning*
    "How can be someone so cute?!"
    Cake... Don't ever change. This is actually the most Cake we've ever seen in a single video. I love it.

    • @KingsNerdCave
      @KingsNerdCave ปีที่แล้ว +34

      I love her voice, so sweet

    • @jamesbondjr4902
      @jamesbondjr4902 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😉

    • @darwinrodriguez5485
      @darwinrodriguez5485 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Finally, Cake ASMR

    • @dennysetiawan7315
      @dennysetiawan7315 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      does she has her own channel? or any social media?

    • @aoyuki1409
      @aoyuki1409 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@dennysetiawan7315 i believe she has a yt channel somewhere but i dont have the linked saved so it should be in one of the many bullshitteries out there

  • @witchknight1244
    @witchknight1244 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Google translate let me know that "Når er neste pisspreikeriutgivelse" is "When is the next rant release" and honestly that sounds about right.

  • @thecollector5031
    @thecollector5031 ปีที่แล้ว

    the mech clip at the end has given me a very... intriguing thought
    Ignis Corps + ZF would be an absolute *sight* to behold. Just imagine the sheer chaos.

  • @nottherealpaulsmith
    @nottherealpaulsmith ปีที่แล้ว +4264

    "Well, we made contact with the Norwegian resistance."
    "How'd it go?"
    "Well, we started yelling 'horse cock' at them..."
    "Right, Norway's a bust."
    "...and now their lads and our lads are inseparable."

    • @unclestone8406
      @unclestone8406 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      "Just like Vagso with Mad Jack. Brilliant."

    • @gandalf_thegrey
      @gandalf_thegrey ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Because that's what lads do

    • @rin_etoware_2989
      @rin_etoware_2989 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      inseparable? they got knotted or something?

    • @Nautilus472
      @Nautilus472 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@rin_etoware_2989 aw hell naw...

    • @arginduol7060
      @arginduol7060 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      @@rin_etoware_2989 nah, relations flared up

  • @nathanielmalcolm6623
    @nathanielmalcolm6623 ปีที่แล้ว +958

    "Why are we yelling Horse cock at the Norwegian Resistance?"
    Bruh, I've only seen the thumbnail and my sides are already creaking from this laughter I'm doing rn. SovietWomble is a TH-cam legend of peak comedy that ages like fine wine with each video he puts out every 8 months. 🤣🥰

    • @beanman2146
      @beanman2146 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @MrВeast you dont make content

    • @janczy9206
      @janczy9206 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@beanman2146 just don't engage them. leave the bots alone ignore them

    • @OmegaQuinn
      @OmegaQuinn ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@beanman2146 don’t respond to bots. It just makes it worse

    • @OmegaQuinn
      @OmegaQuinn ปีที่แล้ว

      I need to watch his streams bc I don’t know how often he streams but they definitely seem like fun.

    • @justacanofbeans8217
      @justacanofbeans8217 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I died when the norwegians walked up to the dead body saying "gratis" (means its free)

  • @elpennywisefromouterspace
    @elpennywisefromouterspace ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Fun Fact, that bicycle at 12:25 is now in the British Museum.

  • @Redbikemaster
    @Redbikemaster 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

    I now have to rewatch all these and picture his actual face now

  • @Orcskin
    @Orcskin ปีที่แล้ว +919

    Any sort of mischief set to “Hall of the Mountain King” is instantly funnier.

    • @toratle6356
      @toratle6356 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Which coincidentily is made by a Norwegian (Edvard Grieg).

    • @mulrich
      @mulrich ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@toratle6356 who coincidentally is from the same city as Cake, I'm pretty sure.

    • @toratle6356
      @toratle6356 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@mulrich She is? I didn't even know she was Norwegian until that video. What city is she in?

    • @PBA6464
      @PBA6464 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@toratle6356  。

    • @michaeltagor4238
      @michaeltagor4238 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@toratle6356 hands off creepy old man
      (this is a SovietWomble reference if you didn't know already)

  • @eliasraine8726
    @eliasraine8726 ปีที่แล้ว +493

    Hearing Cake's voice now, looking at old video posting dates, and realizing you have basically grown up watching Womble's vids really hits different.

    • @devyng8441
      @devyng8441 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Bro same, I’ve watched him since his old dayz videos. I think he’s the only one I’ve consistently watched over all the years

    • @TheAndroid3k
      @TheAndroid3k ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@devyng8441 It's been about five years for me, I think. It's crazy.

    • @RiByte
      @RiByte ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I was just thinking recently how I've grown with Womble's videos over the years and how they've been there for me to help during some dark times.

    • @corndoghead1
      @corndoghead1 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I just rewatched his swat part 1 and its freaking 8 yrs old!!

    • @KaisarionOmega
      @KaisarionOmega ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I've watched him since the very first CSGO Bullshittery, which was 7 years ago
      Man what the fuck

  • @1991KingLeo
    @1991KingLeo ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Cake sounds so fricking adorable

  • @jedder
    @jedder 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    15:20 That's a good scream to clip right there.

  • @comradeturtle9370
    @comradeturtle9370 ปีที่แล้ว +622

    "No I'm not trying to compliment you, I need epinephrine" i fucking lost it at that point already 🤣🤣

    • @LynIoxI
      @LynIoxI ปีที่แล้ว +76

      To be fair in the minutes earlier while being PAK'ed all I heard was "are you here often? Nice view, hm?" so my dry chuckle was more one of general "ah come on dude"
      Regards, the Medic ;-)

    • @konstantinosnikolakakis8125
      @konstantinosnikolakakis8125 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      As someone with a lethal peanut allergy, I laughed my ass off.

    • @Plipaya
      @Plipaya ปีที่แล้ว +8

      2:01
      Time stamp for anyone ♥️

    • @Savenya_Amari
      @Savenya_Amari ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@LynIoxI I mean knowing Womble I wouldn't put it past him xD

  • @KeveTeller
    @KeveTeller ปีที่แล้ว +638

    12:15 What cracks me up is Womble's teammate at the meet up, runs around yelling "horse cock!" in Norwegian as if it was a surrogate for "Flash!" & "Thunder!"

  • @pyromainia4710
    @pyromainia4710 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    10:56 According to Google Translate, this means "When is the next pissing release?" which I find even funnier.
    Cake, never change

  • @shaun6503
    @shaun6503 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The only TH-cam channel you can come back and watch and still be entertained

  • @dorkytehl
    @dorkytehl ปีที่แล้ว +366

    "How do you pronounce Whip It Good in Norwegian?"
    "Fus Ro Dah."
    He saw the chance and he took it.

  • @jaxman682
    @jaxman682 ปีที่แล้ว +522

    the moment when when womble paused the video to talk about him maturing and all that, i knew the pay off was he was gonna shoot the guy in the back

    • @Hettilo
      @Hettilo ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I honestly didnt. Not that i didnt think there wasnt any mischief going on but i expected something like calling artillery fire on his position...

    • @leopolddienstknecht7931
      @leopolddienstknecht7931 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Hettilo I thought it was gonna be like an air strike or a tactical nuke or some shit

    • @wasp27schannel4
      @wasp27schannel4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I thought he was gonna be like “But today…today is different. I’m more mature, more adult…and as an adult i’ll give him a present instead” and blow him up with an RPG 😂

  • @johnconnor4094
    @johnconnor4094 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    “Just gonna take the mech for a spin”…….proceeds to teamkill and ragdoll bodies like its nobodies business

  • @mortenholm9878
    @mortenholm9878 ปีที่แล้ว

    i love these videos... actually i love all of em! keep it up

  • @Kryn_Womble
    @Kryn_Womble ปีที่แล้ว +221

    “I’m pegging you”
    Seems that visit to the *Doctor* was an eye-opening experience in more ways than one for Womble

  • @aganaom1712
    @aganaom1712 ปีที่แล้ว +188

    That guy with bagpipes was great. I sure do hope we see more of him in the future and that he doesn't meet an unfortunate yet hilarious fate

    • @0hMax
      @0hMax ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I regret to inform you that I'm still alive.

    • @darkdragonguardian8505
      @darkdragonguardian8505 ปีที่แล้ว

      @MrВeast nah mate sovietwombles videos are the best cause chaos with friends is the most fun thing to watch

    • @Bizargh
      @Bizargh ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ​@@darkdragonguardian8505 'Tis a bot mate. Or a spammer. It's an intentional nuisance whatever/whoever it is. This same reply by this same user is being spammed across many comments on this video. Just report the comment for Spam and/or move on. Don't give them their desired engagement.

    • @darkdragonguardian8505
      @darkdragonguardian8505 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Bizargh yea only noticed after I had wrote the comment

  • @Riiqa
    @Riiqa ปีที่แล้ว

    Haven’t seen this channel in over a year, Glad to be back 😂

  • @duydome
    @duydome ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Womble, the last time I watched this video is when my son was still in Pre-school.... now he's a doctor.

  • @FreleoyDelgadou
    @FreleoyDelgadou ปีที่แล้ว +340

    Cake was really epic in this year's episode. We melted, when she said hello, we laughed, when she made Womble ask about the next bullshittery, we cried, when she haunted him.... But when she named Digby the Norvegian Crown idiot, we felt accomplished. (also, the norwegian soldier speaking swedish was a treat :D )

    • @foethefox793
      @foethefox793 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ja det var de!

    • @skogen5357
      @skogen5357 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Why did he speak swedish if they where Norwegian resistance

    • @knallpistolen
      @knallpistolen ปีที่แล้ว

      @@skogen5357 sikkert en innleid Svenske som ville krige :)

    • @skogen5357
      @skogen5357 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@knallpistolen okej då förstår jag

    • @foethefox793
      @foethefox793 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@skogen5357 yeah i got no fucking clue

  • @oligb1469
    @oligb1469 ปีที่แล้ว +261

    The Norwegian's protesting after the English (their own allies) just turn up and within five minutes commit bike theft just amazing

    • @ircubic
      @ircubic ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Even better because the dude complaining is shouting in Swedish.

    • @oligb1469
      @oligb1469 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@ircubic HA! I didn't know that guess he got lost!

    • @FelipeJaquez
      @FelipeJaquez ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@ircubic what's the difference ;)

    • @jamesharding3459
      @jamesharding3459 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Just like history!

    • @incognitopotato3516
      @incognitopotato3516 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Are these guys really English or are they Romanian?

  • @hoshigaminana6107
    @hoshigaminana6107 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Why are we here? coming back to this video because of the long waiting?
    How long does he want to make us, a youtuber subscriber suffer?
    Is it what he wants? torturing us because he knew we will keep waiting?

  • @Pendragon667
    @Pendragon667 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Those Bullshittery videos are still among the best and funniest things on YT

  • @Tavor57
    @Tavor57 ปีที่แล้ว +216

    "My heart is beating, super fast. No I'm not trying to complement you, I need epinephrine"
    Epinephrine is the last thing you need then. Just goes to show how "medically trained soviet is". Still a hilarious moment though. xD

    • @julibean5125
      @julibean5125 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well either way it will help one way or another :D

  • @lolspoolin7366
    @lolspoolin7366 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    So I still melt whenever Cake speaks. Sooo adorable 🥰

    • @rhas356
      @rhas356 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @MrВeast Nah, but you do make more content than once every six months - less bullshitting, clearly

    • @rokkraljkolesa9317
      @rokkraljkolesa9317 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@rhas356 don't give bots attention my dude

    • @XSniper74184
      @XSniper74184 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@rokkraljkolesa9317 they are indeed bad machine spirits. They require recalibration.

    • @rokkraljkolesa9317
      @rokkraljkolesa9317 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@XSniper74184 the abominable intelligence requires purging, techpriest

  • @saints5470
    @saints5470 ปีที่แล้ว

    That ending 😂😂😂I’m in tears another awesome video!!

  • @kayleighhood8427
    @kayleighhood8427 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    17:55 "I woke up in a new Bugatti"