NOOB'S GUIDE to TAMURKHAN
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 23 พ.ย. 2024
- How did a mutated maggot wriggle his way up to become the leader of the largest host to ever invade the empire? And how can you harness his same puppet powers? Find out in a Noobs Guide to Tamurkhan.
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I absolutely LOVED that part in the Tamurkhan book, when the big scary Chaos army comes face to face with an actual walled Empire city brimming with cannons and realises "Oh. This is going to suck."
Tamurkhan did have a guide to help him navigate the empire to reach Nulm named Sayl, but he was a mega troll and said nothing while Tamurkhan sieges the wrong city.
Tzeench would be proud
Sayl is truly more of a Tzeentchian sorcerer than a real Tzeentchian sorcerer, and he was undivided.
@@Xelatheshep Being loyal to just one deity doesn't seem very Tzeentchian anyway.
When Sayl tells Tamurkhan he took the city of Pfeildorf instead of Nuln by mistake, the Maggot Lord let out a scream of rage so loud it ruptured the vocal cords of his ogre host body.
Sayl was also the one that decided to attach the Cathayan outpost, getting his army beaten and then blaming it on the dead lieutenants. No wonder he as called "The Faithless"
Pretty sure Bubebolos, aside from being a reference to the Bubonic Plague, is also a reference to Bucephalos, which was the horse of Alexander the Great.
Fun fact. Alexander name a city after that horse.
@@codybonds After naming fifteen gazillion (give or take) cities after himself, it was probably time for someone else to have a moment in the spotlight.
But the real Alexander in the Warhammer world, besides some highelfs is clearly Marius leitdorf and his Horse Blümchen
It's hard to argue with Alexander the Pretty Alright when he decides to name a city
Tamurkhan is more of an Everchosen than Archaon is. He unites Warriors of Chaos, Beastmen, Fimir, Norscan and Steppe human tribes, Chaos Dwarfs, and Nurgle Daemons into one semi-united legion. Archaon has to ask for gifts from each of the Chaos Gods in order to get a limited amount of their Daemons and use the Outpost system for the rest of the Chaos factions. Tamurkhan is more of a unifier than the actual Everchosen, but suffers from the same nonsense Karl had to put up with before the Empire rework.
Oh well, you win some battles and lose a huge chunk of your army to guerilla fighting Greenskins, meteor slinging Cathayans, Chaos Dwarf artillery, and Empire walls. And that's not including all the infighting between all the warlords in that army.
Yeah, even if a part of me knew the bad guys constantly fight between each other aswell I couldn't help but wonder how the Empire could still stand when they couldn't stop killing each other even as beastmen nurgle and the undead tore them apart.
Playing Tamurkhan is a good reminder that, if you think the Good Guys have it bad unifying, the guys with no moral qualms about backstabbing their allies (or hitting them with an axe in the face) have it much worst.
The Tamurkhan story is peak Warhammer. Such a shame that we didn't get the other brothers.
@@axios4702I feel like this detail gets so often glossed over. Unifying disparate Chaos Factions is like trying to convince Mongol Outriders to team up with Teutonic Crusaders and Janissaries to go invade England.
What makes Order strong is that they can actually stay united despite the constant bickering. When shit hits the fan, they *will* work together. Chaos though? The second their champion dies, or their target is destroyed, or someone doesn't use the proper daemonic syllable... everyone starts brutally killing one another.
@@papanurgle8393 "What makes Order strong is that they can actually stay united despite the constant bickering."
Exactly. Order has High Elf and Dwarf leaders struggling their very best to bury the hatchet long enough to ally against Chaos when necessary. Chaos has followers of Nurgle fighting other followers of Nurgle until someone is strong enough to make them stop by force.
Not to mention champions of different gods murdering each other even during Archaeon's invasion during the End Times.
@@Haccoude Yeah that's what people don't seem to get when they say one or other champion of single god would make a better Everchosen, a champion of a single god can never be the Everchosen as the follower of the other 3 would rise up and defeat them.
Archaeon as a near impossible task at trying to get followers of the Chaos gods to stop fighting each other long enough to invade the world.
Tamurkhan was probably my favourite addition to fantasy.
The story personalized the Chaos tribes, modernized the Chaos Dwarfs, ends in an amazing battle at Nuln whose climax I find to be both grounded and spectacular; helps it came with absolutely fantastic models!
It's a crying shame we never got the other 3 brothers (you *cannot* tell me that Vargaroth and Skalok were not meant to be the Khornate one) as build-ups to the End Times, because it'd have made *much* more sense for Archaon to be chosen *after* each God tried and failed to bring on a solo apocalypse, and help explain why he won.
That actully sounds cool and make sense, since the last everchosen didn't do too good and let not forget belakor.
And the Empire got a cool goth girl.
When Sayl tells Tamurkhan he took the city of Pfeildorf instead of Nuln by mistake, the Maggot Lord let out a scream of rage so loud it ruptured the vocal cords of his ogre host body.
Okay, the idea that this incredibly scary chaos warlord is also a massive moron that appears to succeed by pure luck and a lot of dead bodies in both sides of a battlefield is really nice touch
Hes not so much a moron or succeeding with pure luck, as that he has to deal with 5 morons all speaking a different language or not at all. While they constantly squabble among themselves, and he can only keep watch over them like a babysitter.
Hes got a lot on his plate and is surounded by fools. Youd be bound to make a mistake as well in that situation. But hes wonderfully silly.
He, along with brothers, were also pre-fated to die spreading conquest in their God's name. At least he earned immortality in the end.
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It's why he was the best Everchosen, honestly. Despite being a literal maggot he was so much more relatable for having flaws, rather than a Marty Stu in black armour that cannot fail.
Karl the Everchosen by KilianExperience
I want to correct you on something; it wasn't a prisoner who told him that he wasn't in Nuln, it was Sayl the Faithless and an 'ally' of Tamurkhan. All Sayl did was hold up a pendant with the words 'Pfieldorf' silently and then tell him the city's name when Tamurkhan was confused, with a troll face underneath his helmet.
9:08 And now I can’t unhear Tamurkhan talking in Mr. Ts voice.
I pity the fool! (High pitched maggot noises)
I get the feeling the next noobs guide will have a few resident evil 8 and Bayonetta references about how dommy mommy von draken is, I’m all for it.
Ok I get why resident evil 8 would be a good reference but why do you think bayonetta will be used as a reference for elspeth
@@parkerconnolly2484 a lot of guns
@@herbertvonbismarck8303 that’s the first the thing when you think of bayonetta guns? I would have guessed that you would have said something else.
ah, a joke about how Theodore Bruckner is a better version and simp of Luka, Bayonetta's boy toy
@@herbertvonbismarck8303 really? I thought it would be a witch joke.
So Tamurkhan is the ultimate Discord mod
Nah That's Kugath
@@thet-bone6628reddit. For sure
Come on. Tamurkahn has standards for who he enters without consent.
let him cook
@Playforfun254 the decomposition and gases being released
Bro one of those Plague Ogres coughed out it’s own heart, holy shit
At about 5:09 you all got a discord message.
Story of how Tamurkhan invaded wrong city reminds me to one story of a viking that wanted to pillage Rome
When he got to Italy he saw the biggest city ever, with walls so great that they were impossible to breach. So he thought it must be Rome
He managed to come up with a genius plan on how to get inside (his people will pretend that he died and tell romans that their leader wanted to convert, so they'll let them in and inside the church he will jump out of the coffin)
His plan worked, but later he learned that he sacked wrong city, and wasn't even close to Rome
Tamurkhan has the mechanic Archeon should've had a very long time ago.
TRUTH
"Tamurkhan the great, Tamurkhan the Fool. Tyrant, Canker, worm and false king, pawn of prophecy and bringer of slaughter. Tamurkhan, he who sought the Throne of Chaos"
-Alan Bligh, _Tamurkhan: The Throne of Chaos_
Probably on of my top 5 favorite Warhammer fantasy characters
Tamurkhan. Aka, what if Hannibal hadn't had the pre-existing Carthaginian mercenary network to make sure his troops could actually communicate.
And was actually a maggot crammed up the ass of a 13 foot tall sumo wrestlers corpse.
Which as far as we know, is probably not what Hannibal was like. Probably.
They really just glued together Tamarlane and Khan to get his name, huh?
When history nerds write fantasy…
Actually, Tamerlane is an exonym given to his inspiration by Europeans. Tamerlane's actual name & title in his Turkic language was Timur Khan/Tamr Kaghan
Been binge watching these recently (there is no ‘recent’ it’s been a healthy stream of consuming these every so often)
The fact that it’s lore accurate that tamurkan just crawls up the asses of everybody he possesses is just so wonderful
It's very clearly stated he likes to do mouth to maggot contact
He actually goes through the mouth most of the time, that's how his current body got that hole in his mouth.
"Twitch around like muppets on a sybian" ... ok, you earned the subscription.
He's just showing off all the perks that grandpappy nurgle can give you.💚 😂
Glad we got this one because I was like who even is he but he seemed neat
Editing was really nice with this one. Best video yet.
This makes me excited for Arbaal the Undefeated. Khorne and the Warriors of Chaos fill my need for massive armored cavalry charges and melee meat grinding. Tamurkhan is now also a part of my Campaign selection with those Rot Knights. Bloodcrushers were always my go to, now it's a mix of the two when I go Undivided.
Niiiice! Just started his campaign yesterday - very thankfull for the nice upload-timing :)
Muppets on a Sybian.
That's a whole bunch of images I'll have for the rest of my life.
Childhood improved! How the hell does that even happen these days?
Love this video series. By far my favorite
Honestly given the way the AI plays him in battle, this video could’ve been as long as the words “just exist.”
Seriously, just started playing a Kholek run and the dude’s almighty brap cloud disintegrates even the mightiest warriors
I think this is the earliest I’ve been to one of these videos
Really think the landmark at Nuln you get as Tamurkhan should provide 20 percent physical resistance to simulate his successful apotheosis as we're not likely to get a model for that. Really wish we got those three other books.
This is an awesome character design-wise!
Glad to come home to a fresh off the griddle Bonds video. You, my good sir, have just persuaded me to pick up the wriggling worm warlord. Consider yourself obliged.
I did not know why he was called the Maggot Lord, figured it was just a generic nurgle title. The reveal that he is a literal Maggot Lord blindsided me.
I really liked the voice for his true form
Kind of wish you had done a few more scenes with him.
Those trivia bits are amusing
Fantastic video, makes me so excited to play the dlc when I get home
These edits are amazing! Great vid!
Tamurkhan looks dope and all ngl
still waiting for GW to sell physical lore books at reasonable prices and on great quantities, that would be doper
The funny thing about Tamurkhan in lore is that iirc the only reason he dies during the invasion of the southern Empire is because he refused to give up his powerful ogre body and find a new vessel.
Not exactly, his body kept mutating and growing stronger. In fact Tamurkhan actually won his duel with Bruckner, but the magical anti maggot amulet Bruckner was given went off and nuked the entire area they were fighting in.
In the end. Tamurkhan realized his personal victory was nothing in the eyes of Nurgle, and gladly sacrificed his army and self to try and open a chaos rift and let Nurgles minions swarm the Empire.
Not really. Tamurkhan did try getting a new one with Theodore Buckner's but got blown up by the latter's amulet given to him by Elspeth. Although the book does say that some suspected that the raw brute strength of the ogre influenced Tamurkhan and perhaps the spirit of the old tyrant was resisting him.
The real friends were the bodies we took possession of along the way.
If I recall correctly, initially the body of an Ogre Tyrant was a great prize for Tamurkhan, and he could only get stronger yet; but that blindsided him to such a degree that when his Ogre Tyrant body started to rot (because, well, nature. And Nurgle. Definitely Nurgle too) he refused to look for something new, arguing that he'd never get anything that wasn't a direct downgrade. As a result, due to the long campaign, his body gradually decreased in strength to the point where Bruckner could match the Ogre in combat power. Then, when it looked like the Ogre did go down, Tamurkhan did his thing and tried to latch onto Bruckner, which was when the kamikaze amulet Elspeth gave to Bruckner as 'protection' exploded and killed both Bruckner and the maggot, killing him for good. If he had made a switch earlier, he might still have had enough power to beat Bruckner
I am surprised you didn't add in that Bubelus is most definitely a reference to Alexander's horse Bucephalus
"Noob's guide to Tamurkhan the Reddit lord"
"I kid you not Piter, he turns into a Sandworm. He's Sandworm Leto. Funniest thing I've ever seen." -Sardaukar in-joke
Still love how he went to wrong city. His campaign had same energy as 1st Crusade
1:33 Timur the Pious* Which 2ould have made an excelent Khorne character.
I’m gonna go play Tamurkhan now.
Your mother said to do the dishes first son this is your father nurgle speaking
4:44 ah, the ubiquitous puke wizard. 😂😂
heads up, there's a discord ping around the 5:08 mark.
5:08 discord notification, get rekt successful youtuber
It’s the TellTale Ping. Meant to drive you into madness.
love these
But kazyk isn't available to chaos undevided or am I missing something?
He should be? There seems to be some weird wording attached to him and more than a little confusion. It might be bugged.
@@codybonds I have seem some stuff on reddit about it and from what I've seen the only way to get him is to confederate tamurkhan after the ai gets Kazyk. So sadly I don't think Tamurkhan can be confederated by say Belakor or Archaon. Which sucks because I want to treat TW3 like tabletop and have a mountain of legendary heroes. When I heard about the khorne one coming out it brightened my day after a long bout of depression from not being able to run kazykas as chaos undivided.
@@codybonds He seems to be a Tamurkhan only hero, never got him with Epidemius or Kugath. Which he should absolutely be available as he’s a LH
There he is
I love the puns and small jokes, never gets old
I laughed so hard about Bu-b-b-b-b-bebelobos that I almost spit out my tapeworms 😅
Of all the choas gods, at least papa nurgle loves his people. I mean pimples.
so when are the Ogre Kingdom warlords getting noobs guide?
He has Returned!
I heard Tamurkhan had 3 brothers, each handed off to the other chaos gods. Apparently they did whoop de do dah and died early because I can't even find their names.
Each brother was supposedly going to each get their own novel - but then the End Times happened and brought all plans to a halt.
Truly a noobs guide sense Tamerkhan is so broken
Casually using CK3 characters in a Warhammer video, I see you!
"Lets put a tank on an nother tank" nurgel proberbly
This guy would have made more sense on Archaons roster than Festus.
Now I’m just imaging “man or muppet” but instead it’s “man or maggot” and the two voices are ogre tamurkhan and worm tamurkhan
I love the video puns makes my day
The hawk tuah Lord!
Wonderful Video. I only asked me if your German grammar mistake on the Pfeildorf Banner is intentionally or not. Correctly it should be written: "Willkommen IN Pfeildorf" and never "Willkommen ZU Pfeildorf" But as a German Fan of your chanel i can ackknowledge that the lack of understandable rule for articels in German is caused by Tzeentch to irritate every Non-German native Speaker
kinda wish the maggot could take over other units
hey Codi can you do guide for Trecth Craventail? this rat have quite interesting story but having one of not the worst kit in the game, but still can you make it?
Shame Vipergut isn't a unique Exalted Lord variant for Tamurkhan, like Khazador for Thorek and some others.
this the one lord who kills dvars like they nothing
Which of the new units are avaible to chaos undivided?
5:09 had me checking my Discord. :D
Greatest identity theft since changeling’s last prank.
MMM nice Hannibal style war story
Good job
Make a vidoes of the vampire
are you not doing the third lord lore ?
Damn, the dental state of that toad dragon looks like it has to hurt like a mofo. No wonder they are with Nurgle.
If I had teeth like this I would be first in line to join Papa N's crew just to kill that pain :|
Where are the necrons when you need them?
I do enjoy that you continue to mispronounce it even after he says it himself.
The internet is sure to be furious
I’ve got a D&D character that is an Orc fighter. Except it’s not. It’s a gnome necromancer that is in the chest cavity piloting the remains of the Orc.
Maan now i'm even more annoyed I didn't get his model when I had the chance :(
Oh well... Then I can play him in Total Warhammer instead :D
LET'S GO!!
The legend
Ive heard that in campaign only tamurkhan can get kazyk
>with the skills necessary
I expected a skillshare sponsership segue.
That time i got isekai'd into an ogre's body
hee should be able to take over defeated bosses
Agreed! At least the mortal infantry/monstrous infantry ones.
I get that folks didn't want another Changeling, but just make the swap "permanent" until you take a new host instead of a transformation.
Surprised he never upgraded to the body of a giant
ITS MY BOY!!!!!!
How about noob guide for sivgald the magnificent
Still waiting for empire remastered
I sence a new bad dragon toy coming
Im too early for all the fun comments!
Who thinks that Gotrek could have single-handedly whacked Tamurkhan? Could Gotrek whack Karanak the Endless Hunter?
Zhao Ming - when?
Why does your game looks so.good is it mods? Im running on 3060ti at ultra
uuuuuu, very nice suprise
Wow I am early. Video has been published 8 seconds away...
Am I weird for finding the toad dragon adorable