NOOB'S GUIDE to OXYOTL
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A Noob's Guide to Oxyotl, He That Hunts Unseen. A Legendary Lord in The Silence and The Fury DLC for Total War: Warhammer II. Oxyotl is the Last and Greatest of the OG Chameleon skinks with a license to stalk, kill, drink martinis, and make lots of skink babies.
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"Humans spread like rats and actual rats were...concerningly human." A+ writing lol
Weird
Anyway
I think that's the best joke in this video
0Dropping in to commit regicide, genocide, herbicide or just putting a blowup up a lords backside” had me giggling a little too much too
The forces of Chaos call it "The Warp."
Oxyotl calls it a "target-rich environment."
Shit this was a good one xD
Khorne calls it a Bloodthirster, Tzneetch a Changer of Ways, Slaanesh a Keeper of Secrets, Nurglr a Great Unclean One...
Oxyotl calls them HVTs.
I like to think that Oxyotl and Sly Marbo occasionally pass by each-other in the chaos realms, and only pause long enough to fist bump on top of whatever poor demon got in their way before they get back to work.
“HISSSSS”
“WAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!”
The ultimate fanfic
Honestly, I think they probably hunt eachother instinctively-
Ol' Oxy because >What the fuck is this human doing here, probably a trick
Sly marbo because he was reared on catachan diet of lizards.
Sadly it's hard to depict two stealth experts fight when neither wants to be bitten by the other.
While Kaldor Drago sniffs warp dust and smashes great daemons.
Oxy:
Sly: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Kaldor Draigo to both of them: -Would you guys like a ham perhaps?
Oxyotl in a nutshell:
"He's standing there.....Menacingly!!"
"Y'all won't BELIEVE the weird shit I've eaten!"
-Oxy's first words upon his return.
*Oxy raises his head while only one eye focuses on the few lizards his story is enthralling.*
"Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion."
Famous Oxyotl movies:
"Stalk another day"
"Oxyotl hunts Dr. Chaos"
"From Lustria with Love"
@@Skaitania oh yes totally😅💪🏻 and don't forget "Golden Bull"
The Old World Is Not Enough is my personal favorite.
I’m partial to Thunder-Lizardball myself
The Slann Who Loved Me
"The Lizard Daylights."
"Chameleon Royale."
"Tomorrow Noctilus Dies."
...
...
"Oxypussy"
Now you see, Oxyotl did make a bit of a pit stop before coming back to the mortal realms of warhammer. He stopped at a place called Black Marsh and taught his kids, affectionately called Argonians, a thing or two about invading another dimension and scaring the crap out of the demons living there
Found himself a Lusty Argonian Maid?
@@codybonds for the closing gag, you forgot Kecleon and Inteleon as candidates.
@@codybonds He found several. And one nearly castrated him JUST to test his reflexes.
I love the Argonians during Oblivion Crisis. Endless hordes of Daedra terrorise the continent, everyone is scared out of their lives, and the lizards are like "What are you doing in my swamp?"
Oxyotle didn’t escape the Chaos realm. The gods kicked him out.
hence the "accidentally" leaving a backdoor open... "Accidentally"... Wink Wink :)
Not really. He and Draigo have done nothing important while in the Warp
@@christiandauz3742 He was probably just about to do something important & detrimental to Tzeentch, oh well
@@Marcusjnmc
End Times made Oxyotl irrelevant
@@christiandauz3742 same response
The Silence and the Fury. AKA, the ultimate bullying of the Dark Elves
They're into it, knowing the Dark Elves
@@NihilTruth yeah prolly 🐮
@@NihilTruth -Morathi? yes
-Malekith? poor sod
-What? I'm only saying it because it's not me kicking his ass, that grudge still needs settling.
Snorri Whitebeard
@@NihilTruth "Jokes on you I'm into that shit!"
They deserve it
Ah yes, the Lizardman Skink who even Doomguy sheds tears of manly respect towards
Doomguy fanboys over him.
I know have the mental image of a chameleon with a blowdart gun walking around in the chaos wastes with "the only thing they fear is you" playing on the background and i would like to sincerely thank you people for that.
get it right doomslayer and doomguy pray to him
@@thegamingnecronoverlord8935 I do not! 😤
@@doomguy9049 Then you better start fool
Ah, yes. Dave. Truly, the only scaly boi more badass than Oxy.
Yessssss I aprove
I know what I'm naming my first Skink Oracle
When the chaos wastes start speaking nahuatl.
There are more noteworthy chameleons, you just cant see them.
... John Cena?
@@YourCrazyDolphin naw, he's a bull. Fernado I think their name was.
@@awildbidoof6155 You can see Fernando, though.
@@YourCrazyDolphin true Fernado CAN be seen....but who actually saw the movie Fernando? odds are just as much as the amount of people who can see John Cena
Kecleon
Didn't know anything about him when he was announced and my first thought when I saw the models was "the virgin chameleon skink vs the chad minotaur". More I find out about both the more those roles are reversed.
More like both are Chads
"I'm still in a dream, ChAAAAAaaaos eater!"
I give my lifeeeee not for honor, but fooooor youuuuuuu *chaos eater*
Metal?....Minotaur?
@@Milkanasation Someday you feed on a tree skink
BAA BAA DAAA BWAAAAAAAAA🎺📯
I love that there’s always a pop culture reference that makes near perfect sense in these
"the simpsons did it" isn't a meme for nothing. as long as it's not proper representation of minorities, then pop culture probably did it a few times.
warhammer 3: OXYOTL DEFENDS REALITY BY INVADING THE CHAOS REALM
Im back baby
YEAAAAAAH BABYYYYYY
th-cam.com/video/i-la2O4Ej28/w-d-xo.html
It's elder scrolls oblivion crisis lore all over again
@@faeriesin1424 lizards invading hell is oddly more than once.
Chaos Wastes: A land where invading enemies go insane due to difference in laws of physics
Until it starts speaking Nahuatl
Can't believe you missed Steve Busecmi's Randall in Monsters Inc at the end. That might gut you when you realise it, if you didn't dodge it as too low-hanging
I think the Dave the Chameleon was amazing
@@partialbullet2215 I agree. The awkward pause after also made me chuckle
@@hasameli1083 These things work better in threes so I must agree
To all the old ones out there: Keep your man in check, we don't want him.
Oxy to all the demons in chaos realm: I'm not locked in here with you! You are locked in here with me!!
CA should have called the expansion “The Ox and the bull”
The Ox and the aurochs
"Become the Karma Chameleon"
It's scary how well this fits, and on so many levels at that! Fantastic video as always Cody 👏
He could've used Randal from Monsters Inc., he's cose enough
Well shit
But think about DAVE man, DAVE THE (third) BEST CHAMELEON!
"My lord. Another skink got in the house."
"Another skink? Give me that crusaders hammer!"
"Not seen for 7000 years", so Oxyotl is just a new model other than for the space marines, got it
In the first 15 seconds Cody did something that gods failed to achieve. He spotted Oxseattle.
Oxseattle, WA
How does one spot oxilydokily?
My God
He left the realm of chaos because he already had all the craft beer that they had to offer in there
@@klaykid117 is that what those green vials are?
As a South African, the Vuvuzela joke killed me! 😂
So wait a minute? His backstory sounds eerily similar to a certain event involving an eclipse. Does this basically make him Lizard Guts.
He didn't need a SkullKnight-machina tho
I mean... kinda? He's like Guts and Doomguy mixed with Rambo.
I considered including this joke. But there was no way to include it without some SERIOUS content edits. Guts cutting off his own arm in that moment is still one of the most badass moments in anime.
@@codybonds his background is kinda like... the grey knight leader guy with the titan sword, isnt it?
it feels abit more akin to a Fantasy version of Simo Hayah, given the Deadly Sniper Status and sneaky capabilities of both
Finally a troglodon mention that doesn't complain about there only being one albino!
But they're albino...
"Accidentally"
*shows The Changer of Ways*
Yeah that checks out.
That is officially second instance of a lizardmen going after demonic forces on their own turf in fiction I encountered, other being Argonians from Elder Scrolls counter invading Onblivion.
2 times. Which is not much, but it's still surprising it happened *twice*.
Lizards are just that badass
Argonians and much of the elder scrolls world is inspired by warhammer fantasy... but Argonians are definitely not as cool as lizardmen because they dont ride dinosaurs
Reptiles the world over have earned their two nickles.
Rip and tear until the Great Plan is done.
Oxyotl: PTSD from going behind enemy lines and surviving alone in lizard form
Oxyotl is the Rango of the lizardmen.
🐸: pssst... hey... what are you doing?
🦎:I'm blending.
When the soviets hear the snow speaking Finnish:ahhhhhhhh
When the Americans hear the trees speak Vietnamese:oh crap!!!!!
when the chaos gods hear the realms speak lizardmen:how do our demons keep dying!!!?
Wait..... Wha? I think you mixed them up....
@@maxshafer7287 no they didn’t l
@@theancestor2040 They probably edited it.
this is what wh fantasyies doomguy looks like.
From now on if someone asks me what god you carry in your heart I will answer that a lizard on a bike named Dave.
All hail to Dave "Labor Party Mascot"
Great video as always!
(Can't wait to use the ultimate Skink tag team of Tehenhauin, Oxyotl & Tik'Teq'to.... I just love the little guys!)
Nakai pulls up to be their tank as tik paradrops oxy behind enemy lines
This Legendary Lord performs 360 no scope on his enemies
He is official the best lord by default
Geiko Insurance has never looked so badass!
15% off your car insurance! And if you ram a chaos chariot with your vehicle, we'll cover it without raising your premium!
wait the only thing they can see is him standing there? They wouldn't be able to see him at all!
Unless he wants them to! Which makes it even more terrifying.
They see HIM... Not the hundred OTHER Skinks waiting for the attack order behind him... Or how they call it : "the food bell" !
The amount of unused DooM Slayer references is troubleseome Cody.
Love you Cody, you bring great background lore and awesome humor to all your videos and honestly, whenever I see you post a new video it brings a smile to my face :)
Appropriate whole video reference considering your own name.
That Bond effect was top notch
I'll be honest, the biggest thing I got out of this video was that Dilberritos were at some point real
The script in this one is simply outstanding. Keep up the good work!
Definitely one of your best Cody, keep it up my guy 👍
Wasn’t expecting the Samoa reference🇦🇸 lmao love the content regardless Uso (“brother” in Samoan)🤙🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼
Looks like they needed Mr.Lizard James Bond to provide the right troops for skink moses to have a useful skink unit.
My first lord shall now be called Dave.
I didn't think just looking up another notable chameleon at the end would be as funny as it was but it worked.
That James Bond edit is like Chicken and Waffles.
2:43 I’m still not sure I know what Gary Oldman looks like.
Nobody has ever seen the true shape of the thing living under Gary Oldman’s skin
@L B I bet he’s one of those chittering freaks that lives in the tunnels under Oakland and picks off college kids, like Tom Cruise.
Rip, no mention of Miss Frizzle's Chameleon
Please don't stop making these, the Noob's Guide videos are hilarious yet informative!
I was looking for the link to your nexus and you literally just posted this, you understand me
When you mention lizardman navy, the lizardman do utilize various aquatic dinos for transport, assuming they are not using their temple ships.
*Doom music but tactical stealth action*
W-Wait a second.
B-Boss?
If all units gain stalk, does that mean that Oxy can have surprise Dread Saurians?
*CREEEEEEEED!!!!*
More like VLAAAAAD!!!
Oxy after arriving in the Realm of Chaos: You don’t seem to understand.. I’m not locked in here with you… YOURE LOCKED IN HERE WITH ME
The most feared of chameleons dave
And if a skaven ever got their hands on his blowpipe then it would become “the golden blowpipe of ratatouille”
When I first saw your videos I thought to myself "wow this channel is awesome, how have I not seen him before, he must have millions of Subs". This is truly some of the best gaming content I have seen in a long long time. side note, I'm still waiting for more Atilla/shieldwall mod videos
I'm working on a history video series using Attila and Rome now!
Still waiting for the Noobs Guide for Count Noctilus ^^
Love the 4th wall break at the end.
He is the one that the chaos gods fear. He is DAVE
Do you think the Noob's Guide for Dave the Labor Party Chameleon will be out soon, or given his well-known rivalry with Tzeentch over who best wears the color blue it'll be saved for the Total Warhammer III release?
The backside joke finished me 😂😂😂😂
Love the Golden Eye music.
I'm more mad that you forgot reptile from MK
These are just getting better and better. The quality of your channel is amazing.
Ah yes, the scaly doom slayer
Cody :makes bond jokes
Me :ok
Cody: shake and stir
Me grabbing my khorne axe: YOU WHAT
this is the best noob's guide i've seen! and i'm not a lizardman fan.
"Dave the Chameleon" was the Labour Party trying to make fun of the the then Prime Minister, David Cameron.
He was likened to a chameleon for his beliefs changing depending on who he was trying to impress, and on one occasion was photographed riding a bike to burnish his eco-credentials whilst his car followed behind him carrying all his stuff, hence him riding a little bike there. Widely regarded as one of the worst Prime Minister's we've had, however the public thought the little mascot rather cute, continuing a long trend of everything the Labour Party tried blowing up in their faces, a trend that shows no sign of stopping yet.
dude your music choice killed it
never fail to provide high quality reviews, thanks
was half expecting a taurox one with something about rocking a brass bull
A single Rango reference and no fear and loathing jokes? Cody... Cody! C'mon man!
I kid though, honestly love these vidoes and look forward to each one that releases. Awesome job on guessing the units by the way
I wanted to use the lizards in the bar scene, but it got flagged for copyright
@@codybonds damn, that figures.
You keep up the best of work, my dude. You stay classy
Your script's in your videos are so underrated. Love it man keep it up!
Thanks! Any lord requests?
@@codybonds Can't think of any at the moment, you have covered all the ones I like to play. :)
Have you done a video on Archaon the Everchosen yet? @@codybonds
I have not! I’ll move him up the list.
There is gonna be some blowback on this video ;D
The writing on this video is S tier
The scaly doom slayer
On a more serious note. I see that chameleon stalkers will probably be buffed in Oxyotl's campaign army such that they can destroy Da Immortalz in a one on one match up. But it seems they will continue to be of limited value in multiplayer. Fortunately I am a campaign main, so I should have a lot of fun with them.
It's really unfair matchup for Taurox, considering he has just one weak spot which is easly spotted... AND A HUMAN CANONICALLY SNIPPED HIM
Getting snipped is a far worse fate than sniped.
"It's all in the eyes, those crazy Steve Buschemi eyes" LOL
Ninja chameleons sound just as ridiculous as Crocodile juggernauts. They're also awesome so my hands are tied. XD
Knew there was going to be a James bond reference
He’s chameleon skink dream
I laughed my ass off the entire video. Cheers master Cody Bloody cheers. I bought the damn DlC by the way. Take the credit. Carry on my dude!
Dave DLC when?
Failing that, who's going to make the Dave mod to replace Oxyotl with Dave?
Couldnt overhear you said Unstoppable not Unspottable still great video ^^
Oxyotl will become far better when Warhammer III's Immortal Empires releases, then he can actually defend the world from chaos daemons.
Mmmm dense untrimmed skink bush is one of my favourite places to explore.
Save it for the Slaanesh announcement.
@@jedimasterdraco6950 Not a big fan of tentacles myself. I know others are and I support them on their journey.
So let me get this straight OXYOTL wanna kill chaos?!
This guys backstory is pretty much a Ninja Lizard Guts.. damn that's good
I'd love a comic of Oxyotl's origins. He's pretty metal.
So he's basically the Warhammer equivalent of the Argonians during the Oblivion Invasion