Festus’ Santa hat is from Xoudad’s Spirit of Mondstille mod: steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2900688482 The Plague Doctor is from my WIP Bretonnia mod.
I am immensely excited to see where the Bretonnia mod goes, but I beg you to even release the Plague Doctor as a standalone reskin mod for Amethyst Wizards. It just looks SO good!
I mean, most kids start as Nurgle worshippers. By 7 they move to Khorne (at least if they have siblings), by 14-15 they shift to Slaanesh. After the exams they can branch out to Tzeench or roll back to Nurgle.
@@Loser-jh3tq that's the thing just like the devil malal convinced everyone he doesn't exist so in he gains more power because it's A PARADOX HAHAHHAHAHA
@@alexcote9243 It's... hmm... I find it hard to know what to make of. You spend a ton of money on buildings, but no upgrade costs. Units just... sort of show up in your recruiting pool at some future point. The amount of money generated fluctuates constantly. I like the weirdness of it, but it's awkward as heck.
@@alexcote9243 In Mortal Empires Ku'Gath starts right next to Ghorst, who is immune to poison and plagues. The regen his forces have also makes him counter slower, drawn out fights, and the corpse carts and Mortis engines essentially require single entity removal, which Nurgle is the worst at in the game. It physically hurts, and is arguably the hardest start in the game.
Honestly, Festus is so sneaky in lore that someone who didn't know he was a Nurgle follower could be forgiven for expecting him to say "Just as planned" after a meeting of the inner circle of his association.
Chaos gods dont really do risks. They mostly act on near certain results, gently nudging targets in the right direction until they strike, so by the time they're desperate, broken, or stupid enough to accept a gift, their minds, if not already, would be shattered by the strain, and even if it didn't work, the passive effects of a gift of chaos would corrupt the individual until they gave in. Only the most resolute, or in Orc cases stupid, people can resist this, and generally even that doesnt always work
at that point, i think he was already pretty old.. At most, he would be somewhat annoying for 10-20 more years before dying.. + I'm pretty sure Nurgle doesn't mind people curing diseases, because it lets him research better ones that are resistant to the cure...
If Festus cured his diseases then Nurgle would just make new ones and humanity would be stronger and Nurgle's power would grow. Nurgle is also a win win guy but unlike Tzeentch he's more about long term growth.
The meta humor here is fantastic. Well played, Cody! And it was very heartwarming seeing the whole family get involved for the sign-off. Hope you all have a Merry Christmas, too!
That intro reminded me of how much I hate that they turned every single Nurgle dude into a big fat guy. There are 5 stages of decomp to work with, so we really have to use stage 2 for absolutely everything?
honestly i find a lot refreshing honesty in a kid wishing merry christmas while still playing a video game, because you know where his attention truly is but still bothered to do it anyway. Its hearthwarming, or maybe im just weird.
I've had 2 doctors apologize to me in my 40yrs and 70 surgeries, one for damaging the S2-S3 nerve pathways in my spine and the other for almost killing me when I had a nasty stomach bleed.
@@xuthebeast1229 Not really, just insanely lucky. Or not, depending on how you look at it. You can get through a lot when you don't have a choice in the matter.
There was a TV show - Dr. Finlay which featured a scottish doctor in a period drama. It is far from impossible that festus was at least partially inspired by Finlay.
I have been waiting for a new noobs guide from you I discovered your channel a while ago and found myself binge watching all of your videos simply because your humor gets me eveytime
Nurgel's favorite song, "Down With The Sickness". The only time he allows Noise Marines show up in his realm to play. Even let them leave without getting sick. And I know "Noise Marines" are 40K. But, being how the Chaos Gods are in both Fantasy and 40K. Who is to say Nurgle doesn't have those boys playing his Boss Theme as he enters the Battlefield? Not only those pants drop (not in a good way), but the heads pop with the body drops.
This was absolutely amazing xD .. going from just ingame stuff to some more fun is always so goood :D .. Merry Christmas to you and your family too sir !
Glad to see you are enjoying yourself with the missus and the youngster M. Bonds. Merry Christmas! On a side note, your poor wife. 4 boys and 3 are going to grow up as Warhammer fans
Even if some of your jokes are recycled I still love every video. Creativity is hard and don’t listen to people who constantly expect new and more from you sometimes it’s okay to eat comfort food. Have a pleasant holiday season.
I love Festus’s interactions with his little minions. They are so derpy yet wholesome, doing things like playing patty cake with him while he’s murdering hundreds of people with a spell.
I know nothing nor do I play Warhammer but your videos make me laugh so now I know way too much about a subject that's irrelevant to me...thanks Cody Bonds for the hours of enjoyment. Keep up the good work
scottish you say? what a unique accent to choose for a high fantasy setting. Surely there never has been another anchor fantasy race that shares such an accent.
Frohe Weihnachten from germany, even tho its been 3months out. Lovely family you gots there. you take care of all of them and not become the big E irl. 😀
Weird how this guy's a master manipulator doctor that was supposedly given license to practice by nurgle but, he has tzeench colored tentacles and a blue horror colored "nurgling". Very interesting...
Great content as always Cody, love some meta humor at the start 😅 truly warhammer identifies the three body types: tiny git, elf, muscle stacked maniac, or rotund chunky dude
Alternatively you could have done a Slaanesh video for Christmas about Sigvalde the Magnificent and made Krampus jokes, since Slaanesh will punish you whether you've been naughty or nice. 🙃😉
Festus’ Santa hat is from Xoudad’s Spirit of Mondstille mod: steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2900688482
The Plague Doctor is from my WIP Bretonnia mod.
When will we get Ne’kari lol
@@memesofwarhemmer7076 My goal is Boxing Day. But at least before New Years'.
Weird question, was your channel down for a couple days? I couldn't find any of your videos yesterday or the day before!
I am immensely excited to see where the Bretonnia mod goes, but I beg you to even release the Plague Doctor as a standalone reskin mod for Amethyst Wizards. It just looks SO good!
Got to love Cody's dedication to his bits he even got paid actors to stand in for his would be wife and kids love your videos cody keep at it
Holy fucking shit dude you killed him
Stop stop STOP he is already dead!!!!!
Cody's worst nightmare...
"Daddy, what's a Slaanesh?"
"Welcome to a noobs guide to things kids shouldn't know about"
Oh dear lord 😂
I found out this week my kid mains Nurgle. It tested me as a parent.
@@codybonds So you telling me that your children are nurglins?
@@HZP1991 does that mean Cody is nurgle?
Morathi: "Valkia's the fighter, Vilitch is the smart guy, Azazel is the brooding bad boy, who are you supposed to be?"
Festus: "I'M SCOTTISH!"
or german
German Medic With The UberCharge Ready
I mean, most kids start as Nurgle worshippers. By 7 they move to Khorne (at least if they have siblings), by 14-15 they shift to Slaanesh. After the exams they can branch out to Tzeench or roll back to Nurgle.
Unfortunately, some never leave the Slaaneshi stage, instead getting more and more extreme.
Or those who decided to follow malal, or other chaos gods, or if their lucky they follow the order gods
Why does it stink of heresy in here?
@@theenderdestruction2362 Malal doesn’t exist shut about it
@@Loser-jh3tq that's the thing just like the devil malal convinced everyone he doesn't exist so in he gains more power because it's A PARADOX HAHAHHAHAHA
That's what he looks like?
And he has a wife?
And a child?
And they look so happy?!
Man's living his best life!
Festus is great, because it is like playing Nurgle without having the absolute awful building system!
Is it really that bad? Haven't played nurgle yet
@@alexcote9243 I really don't like it.
@@alexcote9243 It's... hmm... I find it hard to know what to make of. You spend a ton of money on buildings, but no upgrade costs. Units just... sort of show up in your recruiting pool at some future point. The amount of money generated fluctuates constantly. I like the weirdness of it, but it's awkward as heck.
Disagreed on great. Too many different currencies. You've got favour, souls, sigils, and infections. It's too much
@@alexcote9243 In Mortal Empires Ku'Gath starts right next to Ghorst, who is immune to poison and plagues. The regen his forces have also makes him counter slower, drawn out fights, and the corpse carts and Mortis engines essentially require single entity removal, which Nurgle is the worst at in the game. It physically hurts, and is arguably the hardest start in the game.
Honestly, Festus is so sneaky in lore that someone who didn't know he was a Nurgle follower could be forgiven for expecting him to say "Just as planned" after a meeting of the inner circle of his association.
Imagine if festus hadn't gone mad, nurgle took the biggest risk possible
Well "blessings" from the chaos gods have a tendency to do that
Chaos gods dont really do risks. They mostly act on near certain results, gently nudging targets in the right direction until they strike, so by the time they're desperate, broken, or stupid enough to accept a gift, their minds, if not already, would be shattered by the strain, and even if it didn't work, the passive effects of a gift of chaos would corrupt the individual until they gave in. Only the most resolute, or in Orc cases stupid, people can resist this, and generally even that doesnt always work
at that point, i think he was already pretty old.. At most, he would be somewhat annoying for 10-20 more years before dying.. + I'm pretty sure Nurgle doesn't mind people curing diseases, because it lets him research better ones that are resistant to the cure...
@@prdprdprdprdprdelnurgle is known to be the most jolly for a reason. Dudes pretty chill compared to the others.
If Festus cured his diseases then Nurgle would just make new ones and humanity would be stronger and Nurgle's power would grow.
Nurgle is also a win win guy but unlike Tzeentch he's more about long term growth.
The meta humor here is fantastic. Well played, Cody! And it was very heartwarming seeing the whole family get involved for the sign-off. Hope you all have a Merry Christmas, too!
That intro reminded me of how much I hate that they turned every single Nurgle dude into a big fat guy. There are 5 stages of decomp to work with, so we really have to use stage 2 for absolutely everything?
Ikr, there should be more deshiveled and mummified Nurgle forces, who haven't been left in a water tank in summer for a week
1:32 I understood that NOOB'S GUIDE to NAKAI reference
honestly i find a lot refreshing honesty in a kid wishing merry christmas while still playing a video game, because you know where his attention truly is but still bothered to do it anyway.
Its hearthwarming, or maybe im just weird.
I've had 2 doctors apologize to me in my 40yrs and 70 surgeries, one for damaging the S2-S3 nerve pathways in my spine and the other for almost killing me when I had a nasty stomach bleed.
Hats off to you for going through 70 surgeries at all, definitely a Chad.
More like Gigachad
@@xuthebeast1229 Not really, just insanely lucky. Or not, depending on how you look at it. You can get through a lot when you don't have a choice in the matter.
Nice one everything always comes back to Shrek, that is how mighty he has become.
This is the best intro bit you've ever recorded. After this video I'm convinced that Nurgle is definitely Canadian.
"A Noobs Gude..." Series never fails to make me laugh. I fucking love this series and Cody nails the jokes so God damn well.
The opening skit was hilarious lol 😂 😂😂😂
Nurgle Lore in a nutshell: They are Evil but they are Nice guys.
“Like seriously, if we weren’t horrific Daemons and were basically purified, we would the literal Santa Claus and his Elves of the world”
I’m not like other chaos champions
@@Predator20357or Canadians when it’s Hockey season
Merry Christmas, Happy Slaaneshmas, and may Nurgle bless you and your family!
Everytime a Warhammer Fantasy video is uploaded from Cody, is like Christmas morning. Thanks for the video
There was a TV show - Dr. Finlay which featured a scottish doctor in a period drama. It is far from impossible that festus was at least partially inspired by Finlay.
I have been waiting for a new noobs guide from you I discovered your channel a while ago and found myself binge watching all of your videos simply because your humor gets me eveytime
The effort in every video is astounding, amazing!
Loved that postcard at the end! A properly family Christmas that!
Nurgel's favorite song, "Down With The Sickness". The only time he allows Noise Marines show up in his realm to play. Even let them leave without getting sick.
And I know "Noise Marines" are 40K. But, being how the Chaos Gods are in both Fantasy and 40K. Who is to say Nurgle doesn't have those boys playing his Boss Theme as he enters the Battlefield? Not only those pants drop (not in a good way), but the heads pop with the body drops.
Merry Christmas all! Thanks for the fun video!
It’s everyone’s favourite festive jolly fat man
This was absolutely amazing xD .. going from just ingame stuff to some more fun is always so goood :D .. Merry Christmas to you and your family too sir !
The added skit at the beginning was a nice touch!
I loved the thought process intro with your wife haha. I haven't laughed out loud in a long time.
Thanks to the 2 voters who voted for this
I don't play total war anymore and I still love your videos
Glad to see you are enjoying yourself with the missus and the youngster M. Bonds.
Merry Christmas!
On a side note, your poor wife.
4 boys and 3 are going to grow up as Warhammer fans
I appreciate your hard work, Mr. Bonds.
awe the little nurglings at the end!! Merry Christmas too the Bonds family.
Even if some of your jokes are recycled I still love every video. Creativity is hard and don’t listen to people who constantly expect new and more from you sometimes it’s okay to eat comfort food. Have a pleasant holiday season.
"Ork...." no I am not finishing that quote. No, where is my mace. I need to get that image out of my head.
Oof, that universal healthcare joke aged about as well as sick Canadians.
Yep, now they offer assisted suicide to people that go to them for mental help
I think I know who the next noobs guide should be.
In honor of the new year and everyone’s doomed resolutions to lose weight…
Greasus Goldtooth.
I love Festus’s interactions with his little minions. They are so derpy yet wholesome, doing things like playing patty cake with him while he’s murdering hundreds of people with a spell.
fuck yeah, I love that christmas skyrim jumper, BEST shop
I just notice that little Daemon was holding Luthor's circle thing, looks like the dude gotta cross ogre territory
Amazing video as always Codi. How did you make the ingame look so cinematic?
Some of it the plague bits are from Vermintide 2. Others are official CA videos for Festus . I recorded very little for this one comparatively.
@@codybonds understood, great work nonetheless
I love the Family reveal! It's so nice! Merry Christmas!
Happy Festag and to all a merry Slaaneshmas 😈
We wish you and your family a merry Christmas too.
These noob guides are SUPER helpful! Thank you!
I know nothing nor do I play Warhammer but your videos make me laugh so now I know way too much about a subject that's irrelevant to me...thanks Cody Bonds for the hours of enjoyment. Keep up the good work
3:27 Those orc cheerleaders are fouler than anything Nurgle can field
Even better than usual, and that's saying something! Merry Christmas to you and your brood!
Love that such quality content exists for WH3
Merry Christmas to the Bonds family! I love your videos ~
This is the most wholesome video he's ever put out. Glad to see he's keeping it true to the nurgle lore
Marry christmas to you and your wholesome family too Cody!
Now that this has finally come out.... it leaves me satisfied👏🗿
Merry Christmas to you guys as well! Thank you for the videos!
I have met many doctors issue corrections, but that was in medical school.
Not exactly sure why, but you're my absolutely fav person on the internet.
Man, Cody really is the best.
Love these vids ! would love to see a Mazda guide, as you have done every other lizardBoi :D
Merry xmas!
That shrek joke snuck up on me and hit me like a sack of bricks
I actually have Festus's model and it's a nice one to have.
Thank you
*Decay doesn't delay!*
Cute laugh
Thank the lord, I was getting noobs guide withdrawals.
A part of me is sad that you didn't actually photoshop Nurgle dressed as a nurse.
The other thank you for not doing it.
Great video!
Merry Christmas and have a happy new year
Merry Christmas, Cody!
IS THAT A SKYRIM CHRISTMAS SWEATER? 😍😍😍😍😍
scottish you say? what a unique accent to choose for a high fantasy setting. Surely there never has been another anchor fantasy race that shares such an accent.
1:51 that's SCP-049 and it confirms that the Foundation is part of the Warhammer universe
I love your Christmas sweater
Santa hitting different this year
Frohe Weihnachten from germany, even tho its been 3months out. Lovely family you gots there. you take care of all of them and not become the big E irl. 😀
Merry Christmas too
His tail is revolting... I love it
Merry Christmas to you and your lovely family :)
Ol' Sawbones provides!
Weird how this guy's a master manipulator doctor that was supposedly given license to practice by nurgle but, he has tzeench colored tentacles and a blue horror colored "nurgling". Very interesting...
Thanks for the video
Nurgle warriors and champs are brutally effective tanks
Merry Christmas!
"Get lost Festus, you carrier of disease!"
"I also carry gifts"
"Awww!"
"It's disease"
"Damn it!"
ohhhhhh this is so FUCKING SWEET *-*
Frohe Weihnachten hohohohoho
Great content as always Cody, love some meta humor at the start 😅 truly warhammer identifies the three body types: tiny git, elf, muscle stacked maniac, or rotund chunky dude
Love video keep up good work
Hope you and the family are well and that old saint festus doesn't deliver a pox or 2.
Merry Christmas man
Love these videos
Wonderful.
Alternatively you could have done a Slaanesh video for Christmas about Sigvalde the Magnificent and made Krampus jokes, since Slaanesh will punish you whether you've been naughty or nice. 🙃😉
6:04 inconceivably based
Do Khalida from the tomb kings next please
festus campaign is a blast. I like ku'gath but fighting ghorst and high elves is really annoying.
Was the "kid wandering in on the camera while the parents are talking" bit intended or was that him just decided to join and say hi
DO A NOOB'S GUIDE FOR THE GREEN PROPHET PLS
no child can withstand the power of the switch😂
Will you ever do N'Kari? Or have you done it and I am blinded by Cathay and cant see it ._.
He said ideally before the new year
Ahahahaha the artistic burnout is real 😅😂