Kickstarter Crap - Crystal Wash 2.0

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  • @anonymationproductions690
    @anonymationproductions690 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2392

    How about a cup that sends a message to your phone when its empty

    • @sushischool123
      @sushischool123 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      lol

    • @frxnkie2675
      @frxnkie2675 8 ปีที่แล้ว +175

      Saves that immense ammount of energy used to lean over and look

    • @anonymationproductions690
      @anonymationproductions690 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Tahwylevisolpxe exactly

    • @gono7209
      @gono7209 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      So it eternally alerts you if you're not using the cup.

    • @mydadshowering2978
      @mydadshowering2978 8 ปีที่แล้ว +160

      How about a charger that sends an alert to your phone when your phone is charged so you know your phone is charged.

  • @gracehunziker6202
    @gracehunziker6202 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1127

    4:51 I am from Oklahoma and I can confirm that we indeed use baking soda to wash our clothes on a washboard. But I lost my washboard because a tornado blew away my teepee so I had to ride my buffalo to a new village :/

    • @malemuffin64
      @malemuffin64 7 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      You can ride me to the village anytime.
      HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA I live thousand of kilometers away from oklahoma

    • @Zombiedog01
      @Zombiedog01 7 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      lmao i am also from okihooma and i also use dem wersh-berds mah buffalo blew away dat one time goin through Moore

    • @dylanpudlak7745
      @dylanpudlak7745 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Did you get internet by plugging a charger into the ground, or use the neighbors

    • @andrewguillot9962
      @andrewguillot9962 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Dylan Pudlak personally I plug mine in to my cows ass and I use the methane gas to NATRUALLY charge my stuff but I'm not gay

    • @becky7854
      @becky7854 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Grace Hunziker hahahahahahhahaha

  • @nikkovalidor4890
    @nikkovalidor4890 7 ปีที่แล้ว +686

    for those curious, "bioceramics" is a real thing, but its used for bone or teeth implants
    basically ceramics that dont irritate living tissue for medical purposes.
    they probably appropriated the word since it sounds cool and futuristic

    • @KSR3
      @KSR3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      fuck

    • @leafman4701
      @leafman4701 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      It's kinda like that other kickstarter project that idubbbz reviewed where they said the beer bottle opener was designed by "aerospace engineers"

    • @torreywhiting5402
      @torreywhiting5402 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@leafman4701 in fact the crystal wash balls have 3 bio rechargable nfc readers in them too
      Same shit lol

    • @gabikralj94
      @gabikralj94 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Anything with a "bio" in it sounds futuristic. Biocars. Biocomputers. Biogarbage. It's garbage, but made out of biomaterial. Future everybody

    • @Jrez
      @Jrez 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It's sort of like the overuse of the phrase "aircraft-grade aluminum," as if it makes a difference whether the aluminum used in my $1 bottle opener is the same that's used in planes or not. Even if it is the same, not only is it generally cheap and very commonly used aluminum, airframes are moving away from basic aluminum alloys in favor of light, strong composites.

  • @ravenlorans
    @ravenlorans 7 ปีที่แล้ว +396

    $50 for a set of Blue Balls???? WTF? I get Blue Balls all the time and don't have to pay a dime for them either.

    • @jael9791
      @jael9791 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Maybe a couple of drinks bought for the person giving you blue balls

    • @SourChicken1856
      @SourChicken1856 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Daniel
      You clearly don't know what a simp is

    • @jos26
      @jos26 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Daniel you are the kind of person that says simp to every interaction with a female

    • @stein1885
      @stein1885 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jos26 Now thats the real simpleton maneuver.

  • @shadetreesurgeon
    @shadetreesurgeon 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1424

    God damn I can't stop watching these 😂😂😂

    • @owenbryant7911
      @owenbryant7911 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol same

    • @dirinc3478
      @dirinc3478 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I went from his latest bad unboxing to this

    • @mehmed6529
      @mehmed6529 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      XD

    • @krisherbst6162
      @krisherbst6162 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I've seen almost ever episode and I started like a week ago...

    • @CyborgKilNonx
      @CyborgKilNonx 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      emoji cancer

  • @Kllrkrtt309
    @Kllrkrtt309 8 ปีที่แล้ว +380

    If the pH is above 7 it is a base, if it is below 7 then it is an acid.

  • @Sentralkontrol
    @Sentralkontrol 7 ปีที่แล้ว +889

    None of the science on this project checks out

    • @ethanwood7374
      @ethanwood7374 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      the man who researched. I salute you.

    • @thomasvieira6069
      @thomasvieira6069 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Like most Kickstarter projects.

    • @randomname7918
      @randomname7918 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Yeah, like bleaching the fuck out of them for example

    • @madelinep.4389
      @madelinep.4389 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      gosh heckie thinking the same thing

    • @terminator572
      @terminator572 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      David Kommar wait isn't bleach basic?

  • @raidenpz
    @raidenpz 7 ปีที่แล้ว +333

    I like how it has antioxydising effect, yet it supposedly releases H2O2 which is a strong oxydiser...

    • @Sentralkontrol
      @Sentralkontrol 7 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      They also say hydrogen peroxide is basic

    • @ethanpreis413
      @ethanpreis413 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Im pretty sure the problems with lacing your clothes with hydrogen peroxide go beyond if it's an oxydozer or not lol

    • @torreywhiting5402
      @torreywhiting5402 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ethanpreis413 whats hydrogen peroxide again?

    • @yersipest
      @yersipest 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Torrey Whiting It’s rocket fuel. Fucking rocket fuel.

    • @Tunkkis
      @Tunkkis 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@yersipest That's like saying water is an industrial solvent. Sure, it may be, but that doesn't mean anything.

  • @resistance9028
    @resistance9028 8 ปีที่แล้ว +202

    "Raises the pH level of the water to 8.5 or greater" Then it produces hydrogen peroxide, which has a pH of 1-5. rek

    • @svampebob007
      @svampebob007 8 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      +ShiverMePenguins it's the organic ceramics you know, when you submerge them in water they say "hey big corporation, FUCK PHYSICS"

    • @Patchuchan
      @Patchuchan 8 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      +ShiverMePenguins
      I was thinking the same thing chemistry fail.
      BTW the only way it can raise the water's ph is if the lithium ion battery broke open.

    • @gregoryjohnson460
      @gregoryjohnson460 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      +Patchuchan Not to mention that our current methods of making hydrogen peroxide are somewhat inefficient due to it's inherent instability. If you could make h2o2 by dunking a ceramic ball in some water you would be rich (or you could just make a BS kickstarter and get rich that way).

    • @joshl1350
      @joshl1350 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Hydrogen peroxide has one more oxygen atom than water. Raising the pH level wouldn't add an oxygen atom.

    • @isaiahg7927
      @isaiahg7927 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Tyler Slogan actually he's right

  • @stringcheeseofficial1977
    @stringcheeseofficial1977 8 ปีที่แล้ว +832

    Clothes don't need antioxidants.

    • @Cssfiend
      @Cssfiend 8 ปีที่แล้ว +160

      +Colleen Millett THEY NEED ELECTROLYTES, IT'S WHAT THEY CRAVE

    • @Crohniponi
      @Crohniponi 8 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      No they crave the mineral

    • @Will-vl7cb
      @Will-vl7cb 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I crave dat mineral bruv

    • @demonetizeddemonetisedinmy1890
      @demonetizeddemonetisedinmy1890 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      +Colleen Millett Electrolytes - It's what the plants crave.

    • @GerikDT
      @GerikDT 8 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      +Colleen Millett Have fun when all your clothes are riddled with cancer and have tumors that you can't iron out.

  • @ArtTasticCreations
    @ArtTasticCreations 7 ปีที่แล้ว +558

    People have been using baking soda to wash clothes, brush their teeth, and clean things in general (like counters, floors, pots, pans, etc) for a long time. It's a great multi-purpose product that lasts a long time and can be used for a lot of things. You can even wash your hair with it. A lot of people use baking soda when they go camping/ hiking because it has so many uses.

    • @ArtTasticCreations
      @ArtTasticCreations 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Jessica Miller It's a great cleaning agent for sure. :)

    • @gabbye4986
      @gabbye4986 7 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      I use baking soda for laundry, cleaning, deodorizing, and teeth brushing. Works great. You can buy 13.5 pounds for 7 dollars or cheaper depending on where you shop.

    • @ArtTasticCreations
      @ArtTasticCreations 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Gabby E Yep. It is a very economic thing to purchase for daily use as well. :)

    • @ArtTasticCreations
      @ArtTasticCreations 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      NiCoo Schmidt It's actually a pretty effective cleaning method. And really cheap too.

    • @ArtTasticCreations
      @ArtTasticCreations 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      +n bo Vinegar is also awesome for cleaning and unclogging drains.

  • @punman5392
    @punman5392 7 ปีที่แล้ว +736

    You can indeed wash your clothes with baking soda. Many people do it. My mom adds baking soda to a wash on top of the detergent. You can also brush your teeth with it

    • @saaros
      @saaros 7 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      yeah but brushing your teeth for more than 3 days straight will make your gums bleed.

    • @jaskajokunen3716
      @jaskajokunen3716 7 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      You can also use baking soda and water if you have heartburns.

    • @Mutantcy1992
      @Mutantcy1992 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      +ahomex that's not true at all.

    • @saaros
      @saaros 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mutantcy1992 a dentist told me, and it happened to me...

    • @Mutantcy1992
      @Mutantcy1992 7 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      ahomex Maybe you're brushing too hard. Baking soda is way more gritty than toothpaste so if you brush the same way with it, yeah, you'll make your gums bleed because it's like taking sandpaper to them.
      My mom brushed her teeth with baking soda growing up and never had that problem, so it's not impossible.

  • @scottpearson9846
    @scottpearson9846 7 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    I'm a chemist Irl, and the way detergent works is by bonding with things attached to your clothes and it lifts it off. It also is alkaline, which causes grease and other fatty oils to dissolve in it (water doesn't work). So raising the pH would help, but 8.5 is rather low.

    • @nathanclark2424
      @nathanclark2424 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sorry for this late response, but doesn't water at least wash away some things, not because of ph per se but moistening of the grime and it getting repelled?

    • @Soniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiic
      @Soniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@nathanclark2424 Water does have some natural ability to do that technically but in the context of stained or dirty clothes it won't be able to lift these bits and pieces off just through moisture and kinetic force. If you read more about how soap/detergent functions you'll see why it's needed for any 'real' cleaning.

    • @jesslee188
      @jesslee188 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nathan Clark water will be repelled by some materials, such as oil

    • @bobobsen
      @bobobsen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @slapypenguins101 that's not kinetic force, that's you literally pushing away the dirt with your other hand. The equivalent would be just letting the tap pour water on your hand without you rubbing them together.

  • @CaptainSauce
    @CaptainSauce 7 ปีที่แล้ว +174

    The whole time I thought he was going to drop the bomb that bleach raises pH.

    • @CristianMartinez-rg9sz
      @CristianMartinez-rg9sz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Lol no likes.

    • @youknowyourewrongright93
      @youknowyourewrongright93 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol, this is funny

    • @TRDsonic
      @TRDsonic 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@youknowyourewrongright93 Lol, with a comma and text after it is next level

    • @Saif-zf9vb
      @Saif-zf9vb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@TRDsonic Not using a period is next level.

    • @trentallison5470
      @trentallison5470 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Brooo! I didn’t know you watched idubbz!

  • @BobRoss_lover
    @BobRoss_lover 7 ปีที่แล้ว +364

    He isn't an average dude... he is a gay genius.

    • @vincentherrera9170
      @vincentherrera9170 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      He has a girlfriend lmao but he a Simp cause she got an onlyfans

    • @olw284
      @olw284 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He's a man with a d**k

    • @KeziaTv
      @KeziaTv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@vincentherrera9170 wooooosh

    • @MaxMalevich
      @MaxMalevich 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@vincentherrera9170 I really hope that this was said sarcastically, but in any case, it's not to topic

    • @biigg22
      @biigg22 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@KeziaTv Reddit humor.

  • @terranova9963
    @terranova9963 7 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    😂lost it at "my clothes smell like period blood."

  • @MrDubstp
    @MrDubstp 8 ปีที่แล้ว +171

    So this product raises the PH to 8.7 or higher while simultaneously creating H2O2 which as a PH of 2.7... yup, this is some good science!

    • @SlushieDee
      @SlushieDee 8 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Not to mention H2O2 is toxic

    • @thereaper7131
      @thereaper7131 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +SlushieDee it's hydrogen peroxide isn't it?

    • @Coolkidkarateman
      @Coolkidkarateman 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      how is h202 toxic?
      People brush their teeth with it, clean things with it, put it on cut skin...
      I don't get it

    • @LegendaryPingu
      @LegendaryPingu 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      +Coolkidkarateman It is toxic, its a pretty strong oxidising agent and its fairly acidic. You just don't take enough in large quantities for it to be effective. Your bodies immune system uses hydrogen peroxide to kill bacteria, but it can just as easily kill your own cells.
      When you wash clothes with it all you're doing is killing any pathogens on those clothes. After this is done it turns into water, basically.

    • @rwrunning1813
      @rwrunning1813 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Are H3O and H2O2 both created? Is that how it works?

  • @EMETRL
    @EMETRL 7 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    the first comment on their website is "refund please"

  • @criticalgeek9187
    @criticalgeek9187 7 ปีที่แล้ว +370

    B-b-but iDu-ubbz.. WHERE ARE THEY NOW?!

    • @TanMann23
      @TanMann23 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      The Critical Geek “e doopz u r a pease of chet plz lowg off of ethernet”

    • @mr.tactown.253
      @mr.tactown.253 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He already made the where are they now video for this "product"

    • @derek9956
      @derek9956 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "dont you think thats a bit hypocritical, idubbbz, you do the same shit."

  • @remyd.s2286
    @remyd.s2286 7 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    It worked- they took the money, sent out an unfinished product and then abandoned the project completely. The comment section of the page is hilarious.

  • @TrueUnderDawgGaming
    @TrueUnderDawgGaming 8 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    Love the video and the unibrow. It's coming in nicely.

    • @bbunky
      @bbunky 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yoooooo underdawg

  • @DevoidKitsune
    @DevoidKitsune 8 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    Baking soda goes well with ceramic testicles.

  • @WhatAreYouBuyen
    @WhatAreYouBuyen 7 ปีที่แล้ว +389

    OH BOY! Another "Change the way you ______" project...

    • @WolieIsHot
      @WolieIsHot 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      WhatAreYouBuyen funny thing is when he was alive Billy Mays advertised the Oxyclean wash ball

  • @zawzero
    @zawzero 7 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    My grandma who died in 1993 had one of those, it has been around a lot longer than 2008.

  • @nicholassingleton6488
    @nicholassingleton6488 8 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    I'm surprised that there was no crystal meth joke.

    • @lukewarm6973
      @lukewarm6973 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Mei Ki Cystal meth, or bad puns you may ask? Answer: Yes

    • @Johnny-ws1oh
      @Johnny-ws1oh 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mei Ki 0:06

  • @lukewarm6973
    @lukewarm6973 8 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    "Raises the PH balance to make a natural hydrogen peroxide to 8.5"
    Water PH balance: 6-7
    Hydrogen peroxide: 2-3
    Now, I'm no math major, but I think Hydrogen peroxide is LOWER than water

    • @spiritbx1337
      @spiritbx1337 8 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      But Water + 8.5 ph + crystal ball of magic = Hydrogen peroxide
      You clearly didn't pay attention in Sorcery class.

    • @CelticBananas
      @CelticBananas 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +spiritbx1337 I thought that was only in ap sorcery

    • @lukewarm6973
      @lukewarm6973 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +spiritbx1337 No no, you're thinking of Dark Magic class

  • @Joe_Caruso
    @Joe_Caruso 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Whenever he brings up "mom and dad probably divorced, worse shake up of your life" I die every time

  • @l0lLorenzol0l
    @l0lLorenzol0l 8 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    My grandmother has one of these. According to her it works, but only on "light" clothes and in small quantities.

    • @caasinosral8748
      @caasinosral8748 7 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      So it's fucking useless.

    • @lordilluminati5836
      @lordilluminati5836 7 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      typical for the elderly to be the most gullible.

  • @zwro5045
    @zwro5045 8 ปีที่แล้ว +352

    You probably got picked on a little in highschool

  • @Zastava1994
    @Zastava1994 9 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    Fuckin' rekt it with that CQuaffeine call-back.
    You are a funny fellow iDubbbz.

    • @dillonreynolds5420
      @dillonreynolds5420 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wrong video mate

    • @Zastava1994
      @Zastava1994 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      1:20
      Right video mate. He made a joke in this video based on the response he got from CQuaffeine in the previous "response video."
      Get rekt.

    • @dillonreynolds5420
      @dillonreynolds5420 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You, my good sir, are an idiot. I was clearly stating that this is not the response video. I never said that he never made a reference to it. All I was saying is that this is not the response video.
      Get rekt

    • @Zastava1994
      @Zastava1994 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      No shit it's not the response video. I know it's not the response video. Why would you tell me something I already know? Unless you are telling me something you didn't know to make it seem like it was something I didn't know to cover up the fact that you didn't know it! You sneaky little shit. I've got you know.
      Tyrannosaurus Rekt!

    • @dillonreynolds5420
      @dillonreynolds5420 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Srdjan Maksimovic haha, you have got me know? learn to spell mate.
      Get rekt

  • @RenoRedhead77
    @RenoRedhead77 7 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    I'm fairly certain oxyclean did this first. I remember billy mays talking about the oxyclean detergent ball.

  • @warmachineuk
    @warmachineuk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I love that the ball has anti-oxidant properties but also creates hydrogen peroxide, which is an oxidiser.

  • @philipsnider5079
    @philipsnider5079 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I love all the cqaffeine callbacks

  • @ephilbin
    @ephilbin 9 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    Raising the pH level is such a basic process.

    • @crabbow5409
      @crabbow5409 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Bad jokes

    • @legalizerape8584
      @legalizerape8584 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Oh I see what you did there.

    • @KITKAT_HUNDRED
      @KITKAT_HUNDRED 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      LEGALIZE RAPE

    • @dantepaterson9984
      @dantepaterson9984 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Josh Rose The pH level is just the acidity level, so adding lemon juice with rais the pH.

    • @ephilbin
      @ephilbin 9 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Dante Paterson pH level is a balance, from 1-14. 7 is neutral. Water has a pH level of 7. Anything lower than 7 is acidic, the lower the number the more acidic. Higher than 7 means basic, like soap and most cleaning products. Acid is sour, bases are bitter.
      This was the daily chemistry lesson. Like, comment, and subscribe...

  • @HollowDesert
    @HollowDesert 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    or you can get laundry detergent at the dollar store.

  • @supersloth1667
    @supersloth1667 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "This might change the amount of THC I take before work" fucking lost it.

  • @trollardo
    @trollardo 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    This scam was founded with $270.000, really is awesome how this old scams are successful in Kickstarter.

  • @bendegirolamo7278
    @bendegirolamo7278 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    1:27 good Ol' CQuaffine

  • @laurengails1fan285
    @laurengails1fan285 7 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    id rather set my clothes on fire when im done with them

    • @crymsonize7359
      @crymsonize7359 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      HayleyKiyokoIsMyQueen this comment is a year old but I'm tired and read clothes as children

  • @dogf421
    @dogf421 7 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    now the funny thing is you can just use bleach to raise the ph of the water because bleach has a ph of like 14 or something.
    you know the strong base that you use to wash laundry.
    maybe they should raise there own ph a little ;)

    • @erafuwa
      @erafuwa 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I sincerely doubt bleach has a Ph of 14 because that is the most basic a base can be. But it would probably be high. A Ph of 14 would basically melt your skin off instantly.

    • @dogf421
      @dogf421 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      tim hassemer probubly true
      its probubly like a ph of 12 or something
      i just googled ph for 2 minutes

    • @pokerbuddy62
      @pokerbuddy62 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      tim hassemer 14 isn't the most basic a base can be. Things can have higher pH levels

    • @slickl9608
      @slickl9608 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      dogf 777 nicr profile pic

    • @Amusia727
      @Amusia727 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +tim hassemer *Turn your skin into soap.

  • @PolenarTactical
    @PolenarTactical 9 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Haahha. You, sir, are a genius!

  • @coby1234ism
    @coby1234ism 8 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    I swear he is daniel tosh's brother

    • @chelseaoguike7570
      @chelseaoguike7570 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +hey that's pretty good ikr lol

    • @lavishlauren4420
      @lavishlauren4420 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Evan Spencer youre fine as fuck

    • @SpicyGelato98
      @SpicyGelato98 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Evan Spencer His much funnier brother. Lol

    • @Nederlance
      @Nederlance 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lavishlauren4420 just fucking going for it

  • @justarandomguy996
    @justarandomguy996 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    since ''literally'' lost it's meaning as ''in a literal meaning'' ,we can't sue them for false advertising.just great

  • @HumanTypewriter
    @HumanTypewriter 7 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    I think idubbbz had a little PSTD flashback there at the end.

    • @jujujameson
      @jujujameson 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      hannibal jr post sexual transit drivers?

    • @thomaslat9399
      @thomaslat9399 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      *PTSD

  • @CannonGamesV1
    @CannonGamesV1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    You missed a good joke at the end there. "You don't need a crystal ball to know that this crystal is a bunch of hog wash."

    • @JoeBrommer
      @JoeBrommer 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Nope. That was the opposite of a good joke.

    • @JoeBrommer
      @JoeBrommer 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Nope. That was the opposite of a good joke.

    • @TheMourningPalace
      @TheMourningPalace 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Nope. That was the opposite of a good joke.

    • @TheMourningPalace
      @TheMourningPalace 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Nope. That was the opposite of a good joke.

    • @WeeabooASMR
      @WeeabooASMR 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Nope. That was the opposite of a good joke.

  • @Keisariii
    @Keisariii 8 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    You're like the Daniel Tosh of youtube. it's great.

    • @OddMike
      @OddMike 8 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      But iDupspsps is actually funny

    • @jjortiz7504
      @jjortiz7504 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      HEY, I'm triggered, Tosh is funny.

    • @OddMike
      @OddMike 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Pyro No thanks I'm not gonna die over some shitty comedian

    • @jjortiz7504
      @jjortiz7504 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      OddMike Edgy

    • @OddMike
      @OddMike 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Joseph Of Drakekeep I'm the edgy one and not the dude telling me to die?

  • @Theproducea
    @Theproducea 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The end bit after the outro is by far my favorite thing on TH-cam.

  • @scound_rel
    @scound_rel 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This ball is a popular meme in french youtube poops

  • @Ari_gnlz
    @Ari_gnlz 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I haven't laughed like that in a while. THANKS YOU MR DUBBZ

    • @Ari_gnlz
      @Ari_gnlz 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      *****
      Shut the fuck upppp

  • @fungyfrog
    @fungyfrog 8 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    "Raises the ph level to 8.5 or greater" With a quick little Google search, 8.5 ph is seawater. And also the normal ph level of hydrogen peroxide is 1 to 5 based on the concentration. So much you can learn from a quick Google search. Go ahead and prove me wrong, I barely know anything about this stuff anyway,

    • @freakyeyebrowlady8925
      @freakyeyebrowlady8925 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      All I know is that 7 is neutral in the ph scale

    • @VicvicW
      @VicvicW 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      No, you're right. Congratulations.

    • @czsmindhole3507
      @czsmindhole3507 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thanks, Corey. Loved the anime.

    • @iTzzNinjaGames
      @iTzzNinjaGames 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      1 is acidic , 7 is natural and 14 is alkali

    • @bottomtext1496
      @bottomtext1496 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      *7 is neutral

  • @TheSilverDragonX
    @TheSilverDragonX 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Of course they used "anti-oxidants" no one aver seems to know what they actually are.

  • @joniviljami5833
    @joniviljami5833 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Baking soda actually cleans tough stains pretty well :D
    mama taught me to put some baking soda + water into tough stains let it sink in for like 30min - 2h then wash it with normal detergent.

  • @duckdictator6531
    @duckdictator6531 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Baking soda is a thing, and it's pretty much the predecessor to traditional laundry detergent.

  • @arintheseatsesh6242
    @arintheseatsesh6242 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    when you voiced over the woman saying "my clothes smell like period blood" that was spot on lmao

  • @gabehash8061
    @gabehash8061 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    6:22-6:38 thank you, i needed this.

  • @extremelyhappysimmer
    @extremelyhappysimmer 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    i like how they say "wouldnt it be nice to know when you need to recharge?" i dont need to recharge laundry detergent lol

  • @Gadtkaz
    @Gadtkaz 9 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Literately? More like illiterately. High five anyone?

    • @MadWasp01
      @MadWasp01 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sure. *raises arm*

    • @Beta_3005
      @Beta_3005 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      MadWasp01 *[passes by]*

    • @jemvee3830
      @jemvee3830 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      [wipes lubricant on your hand]

    • @MrSuperman1000000000
      @MrSuperman1000000000 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Gotohellcadz Hive five and no i didnt mispeled :D

    • @lolitsme
      @lolitsme 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      *jacks off in public*

  • @George_hodges
    @George_hodges 8 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    But the pH level being higher than 8.5 would make it dangerously alkali...

    • @OuijaSTi
      @OuijaSTi 8 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      I'm all about that base, 'bout that base

    • @George_hodges
      @George_hodges 8 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      OuijaSTi No acid.
      ayy

    • @VoltedOfficial
      @VoltedOfficial 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      weiner

    • @George_hodges
      @George_hodges 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Volted I have to take physics as a GCSE, so ya know, ez science, mate.

    • @VoltedOfficial
      @VoltedOfficial 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      George H-M haha

  • @AS-wy7tq
    @AS-wy7tq 7 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    my water has a pH of 11...guess I don't need detergent anymore 😂

    • @annalisei4924
      @annalisei4924 7 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Damn your water is basic

    • @AS-wy7tq
      @AS-wy7tq 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Annalise I there are tons of limestone caverns where I live

    • @Sentralkontrol
      @Sentralkontrol 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      basic water for a basic bitch

    • @yosemitesam9576
      @yosemitesam9576 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Artyom Alexandrov Wtf

    • @DmncPalm
      @DmncPalm 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I would suggest talking to your local representatives and complaining.

  • @wearefree6961
    @wearefree6961 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I’m still here in 2019

  • @FollowerofDuck
    @FollowerofDuck 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Literately none of the science of the crystal ball checks out.

  • @madelinpudsey2421
    @madelinpudsey2421 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I use baking soda to clean carpets.

  • @adrianh.5939
    @adrianh.5939 7 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Wait, a higher PH is more basic not acidic, right?

    • @bosco5996
      @bosco5996 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Adrian H. Lower number is more acidic and higher number is basic

    • @adrianh.5939
      @adrianh.5939 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      That's what I thought, I think in the kickstarter video there's a false science claim.

    • @TalkAboutaTrapstar
      @TalkAboutaTrapstar 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +Adrian H. Well yes and no, a lower PH is more acidic, yet a higher PH is alkaline, and there's not a lot of difference. The PH scale goes from 1-14, and neutral in the middle (7) is what most water's PH is. But, a common misconception of alkalis is that they can't burn you, only acids can. This is not true, there are corrosive alkalis. But actually, if it raised the water's PH to 8.5 it would make it slightly on the alkaline side, like vinegar but not acidic. So it would wash your clothes, as vinegar is a natural cleaner because of it's acidic properties. It goes the same way for water, if it's slightly more alkaline / acidic it can clean better. But also, you don't want to be drinking PH 5-6 water considering hydrochloric acid is at 1 on the PH scale. PH 7 water is best. It can dip or dive in certain areas, that's why some places are called 'Hard water' areas or 'Soft water' areas. Hope this helped!

    • @adrianh.5939
      @adrianh.5939 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That is all correct but everything I've learned about acids leads me to believe that adding a H+ ion to an H2O molecule effectively lowers the PH because that is how an acid is made, if instead they added an OH- ion or hydroxide that would raise the PH and make it more alkaline.

    • @dj_sp3rmcount
      @dj_sp3rmcount 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Adrian H. Yes the lower the ph the more acidic it it and the higher the ph means it is more basic

  • @rurushu8094
    @rurushu8094 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Ceramics cannot be synthesised biologically!
    REEEEEEEEE!

  • @RobeonMew
    @RobeonMew 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The joke on 6:31+ is the best ever. Needs to become a gif

  • @thenospacex3673
    @thenospacex3673 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    It does work if you use baking soda and some essential oils to make powder detergent.

  • @negasonicteenagewarhead3064
    @negasonicteenagewarhead3064 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    " you look sick. Go eat a burger"

  • @wildlyaesthetic816
    @wildlyaesthetic816 7 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Its probably only me but doesn't IDubbz kinda look like 11 from Stranger Things

    • @wildlyaesthetic816
      @wildlyaesthetic816 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      *IDubbbz

    • @CDNShuffle
      @CDNShuffle 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wildly Aesthetic i cannot unsee it now, at least old idubbzz looks like 11 lol

  • @KoolBreeze420
    @KoolBreeze420 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I could see those balls reducing laundry detergent but get rid of it altogether not possible. I am a stain master there is no stain that I don't know a chemical that can remove it. Hot water detergent and agitation remove most stains, so those balls will add more agitation could allow you to use less detergent and get the same clean.

    • @uglydrummer.
      @uglydrummer. 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +KoolBreeze420, how about throwing rocks into the washing machine? =D

    • @turidrowned
      @turidrowned 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Want agitation? Toss a handful of ball bearings into your washing machine, something will be agitated in the end...

    • @KoolBreeze420
      @KoolBreeze420 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      UglyDrummer That wont work the rocks are too smooth. Without me actually testing this product the best I can say for it is that it may reduce detergent use but it absolutely can't get rid of it. Unless they have added a detergent to the material that is slowly released giving the ball a limited life since it will eventually fade away but their claims with my knowledge of being a stain master are ludicrous, water and agitation alone cant clean detergent must be added to the water and you can research the science behind that.

    • @KoolBreeze420
      @KoolBreeze420 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Christian Rankin Your example also wont work they are too smooth.I am a verified stain-master I know what it takes to clean fabric. these balls can't do away with detergent altogether but there is possibility of them reducing detergent use and that's all I said and it's based on real science and experience...

    • @KoolBreeze420
      @KoolBreeze420 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      +Mike Dejean Yes I am a certified stainmaster, I was given a course on stains when I cleaned carpets the different types of stains and what it takes the clean them. Usually when I tell people this the 1st question I get asked is, How do you remove mustard? The short answer is you can't. The reason you can't is because mustard stains aren't actually stains but is considered to be a dye so you would have to try and use another dye to cover it but i've never seen anyone succeed doing that. The other thing I get asked is how to get candle wax of the carpet and this is actually an easy one you get some brown paper bags get your iron and then place the bag on the wax and iron the bag the wax will stay on the bag. It's quite amazing the 1st time you do it cause it sounds so odd but i've done it dozens of times for customers .

  • @Bixen_Bings
    @Bixen_Bings ปีที่แล้ว +5

    If you look at the comments of the crystal wash, its just a bunch of people now wanting refunds, I wonder why...

  • @hannahalexandra1419
    @hannahalexandra1419 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    you make me life aloud (not lol, but actually laugh) at almost all of your videos.
    thank you for that, sincerely.

  • @Boba-Zach
    @Boba-Zach ปีที่แล้ว +6

    More kickstart crap!!

  • @jodyrappin
    @jodyrappin 8 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    I wish I could sub more than once.

    • @abigail5484
      @abigail5484 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      same.

    • @benamblod2952
      @benamblod2952 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Just create another TH-cam account an subscribe with it too. ;)

    • @thehoneygrabberz
      @thehoneygrabberz 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      ehi, you' re a kripperino....
      You already did create more than one account!

    • @jodyrappin
      @jodyrappin 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol guess so

  • @astockphotoofspaghetti9433
    @astockphotoofspaghetti9433 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Does anyone have anything else to do with their money 😂😂😂

  • @jollyscarecrow
    @jollyscarecrow 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "My cloths smell like period blood"
    XDDDDD i can't even... I'm actually crying with laughter. I couldn't stop re-watching that bit.

  • @oxherder9061
    @oxherder9061 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    easily one of your best videos

  • @rapidrotation
    @rapidrotation 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    7.8 of 10 for not enough bio-ceramics.

    • @OrangeOctangular
      @OrangeOctangular 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pokermen!
      Got to gamble them all!

    • @thecakeThief
      @thecakeThief 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      OrangeOctangular, Soothsayer of Sour Sausages I will gamble away all my Winga-Binga Pokemon Holo-cards if you can guess their stats without google!

  • @rookiebear1124
    @rookiebear1124 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    holy fuck was 6:20-6:38 a bad time to try a take a bong rip I was losing it

  • @criddslaso1023
    @criddslaso1023 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is one of the best episodes

  • @Roosterrman
    @Roosterrman 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I LIKE EVERYTHING ASL LONG AS MY BOY STAYS POSTING.

  • @MrDucklets
    @MrDucklets 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I lived in oklahoma... ._. I sprinkled baking soda in my dish soap to make it cleaner

  • @Mc47Fan
    @Mc47Fan 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    If anything, the pH would've needed to be lowered to kill bacteria.

    • @zenyamao4254
      @zenyamao4254 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tom. And fuck up your t-shirt

    • @MaesterPeemore
      @MaesterPeemore 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      lower or higher kills either way.

  • @kgedgeyo5839
    @kgedgeyo5839 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “I’m glad you mentioned that Felix”
    - Dayron Arias

  • @davidromero4468
    @davidromero4468 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    You're the only TH-camr I can like a video before I watch it. I know that shit is going to be funny.

  • @omegapng
    @omegapng 9 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Who could possibly dislike this?

    • @omegapng
      @omegapng 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      lostbeaverhead Umm. Are you being serious?

    • @huntergman8338
      @huntergman8338 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      NINJAASSASSINGAMERZ It's a sad time when the SJWs ruined sarcasm.

    • @dogtamer
      @dogtamer 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      felix

    • @fruitcups4682
      @fruitcups4682 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Troll?

  • @synchandle
    @synchandle 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Hey Thats Pretty Bad

  • @katsmith4643
    @katsmith4643 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    The smile that spread across my face when you quoted cquafine

  • @MyCoolChannelisCool
    @MyCoolChannelisCool 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    6:34 killed me \"this could change how much thc i could take before coming to work"

  • @thezodiac8973
    @thezodiac8973 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I use it to clean my guilty conscience

  • @camomileparfait
    @camomileparfait 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    My grandma literally has this crystal ball...

  • @themusicalwizard613
    @themusicalwizard613 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Oh my god! I love the David Bowie reference!!

  • @brutalpikachu506
    @brutalpikachu506 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    I loved that jaboody dubs reference. I gotta check out his channel again, not sure why I haven't thought of that in years.

  • @hannesH3
    @hannesH3 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    *Successfully raised $268,369 USD*

    • @lukewarm6973
      @lukewarm6973 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      And the people at kickstarter are reaching Trump supporter stereotype levels

    • @Monkofpo
      @Monkofpo 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You mean Bernie?

  • @backseatslidepuzzle
    @backseatslidepuzzle 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    so it will let you know when to recharge it in the sun
    "recharge it in the sun"
    *recharge it in the sun*
    whatever i guess it's sicence *pledges 800$*
    also: will this crystal wash wash my crystal meth?

  • @joeyherman826
    @joeyherman826 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    you stop me from finishing my homework i love you for that

  • @ihavecripplingdepression2469
    @ihavecripplingdepression2469 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ha, the callback, I've seen that callback twice, one in this one and in the Picices video.😂very funny.

  • @lship69
    @lship69 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Literally every single review on the Kickstarter page is like "How can I get my money back" and "I was scammed and they have disappeared off the face of the earth" LMFAOO that's what you get for not doing your grade 8 science homework.

  • @bomethia7412
    @bomethia7412 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I thought the title said crystal meth 😂😂😂

  • @hhisaclown7682
    @hhisaclown7682 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    The voice over had me crying 😂

  • @rahmimaulidya9341
    @rahmimaulidya9341 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    you got my attetion for a whole year now