Indiegogo Excrement - $2000 SJW Laptop

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  • @IAmNumber4000
    @IAmNumber4000 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1336

    For $1800 you could get an Alienware 17 laptop. The fuck is she going to be doing on this laptop? Rendering Pixar's movies for them?

    • @AnnoyingOrange420
      @AnnoyingOrange420 8 ปีที่แล้ว +180

      Probably buying a Mac

    • @IAmNumber4000
      @IAmNumber4000 8 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      ***** That's true. Dear lord are Macs overpriced.

    • @meh855
      @meh855 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      An Alienware 17 laptop costs about $13.000 where I live ;~;

    • @jase7401
      @jase7401 8 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      +- Roger - 13 dollars?

    • @meh855
      @meh855 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Jason Almeida We use another currency here, but no. $13000,00.

  • @bryanpotts5594
    @bryanpotts5594 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6015

    I had a job that absolutely required a laptop. But, because it was needed, it was provided by the company.

    • @tenesol
      @tenesol 5 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      so much love 4 this comm.

    • @Hewhowantstoknow
      @Hewhowantstoknow 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Dingdingdingding we have a winner!

    • @alikeelim-khadzhi2861
      @alikeelim-khadzhi2861 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @ɮօʊռċɛ օʄʄ have the same situation as OP. Software engineer job, in my case. Pays enough, I think.

    • @1queijocas
      @1queijocas 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Fihlippe Luhis Do you really think that a company does not pay for its costs ? That would be wonderful if it were true, free money everyone

    • @FXFXFXFX
      @FXFXFXFX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @Fihlippe Luhis lol the tax write off from a computer doesn't actually pay for the computer cost itself. I don't think you know how corporate taxes, or taxes work.

  • @jakelewis2267
    @jakelewis2267 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1804

    This video was before it’s time

  • @erico1st
    @erico1st 7 ปีที่แล้ว +907

    For just $1999 you can spend a day with a stranger, as opposed to the $0 it costs to spend a day with a friend, what a deal!

    • @ZaWarubro
      @ZaWarubro 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      erico1st the fuck's a friend you heretic?

    • @UraniumReaperActual
      @UraniumReaperActual 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ZaWarubro imaginary varieties perhaps?

    • @seanvti
      @seanvti 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@UraniumReaperActual what's an imaginary heretic?

    • @b0mazor
      @b0mazor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      You hang out with friends for free?!?

    • @brovid-19
      @brovid-19 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@b0mazor you hang out with friends?!

  • @DrShaym
    @DrShaym 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3309

    Holy shit, so much arrogance and entitlement. "I deserve free shit! Give me money and I'll send you a picture of myself!"

    • @DrShaym
      @DrShaym 9 ปีที่แล้ว +250

      +StopMinecraftVIOLENCE You have "Minecraft" in your user name. Your argument is invalid.

    • @stopminecraftviolence5513
      @stopminecraftviolence5513 9 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      If you hadn't guessed from the massive red cross through the Minecraft logo, the words "BAN" crudely written on it or the fact that my account name claims to want to "Stop" "Minecraft", this account is for satirizing and annoying the moronic Minecraft community.
      Shit game too.

    • @ThEjOkErIsWiLd00
      @ThEjOkErIsWiLd00 9 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      +StopMinecraftVIOLENCE Keep fighting...the....... good............. fight?

    • @stopminecraftviolence5513
      @stopminecraftviolence5513 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Absolutely. SOLDIERS OF THE REVOLUTION, UNITE!

    • @ThEjOkErIsWiLd00
      @ThEjOkErIsWiLd00 9 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      lol, you took me seriously? In case it flew over your head, lemme spell it out for you: why don't you go and join a cause that will actually affect something, because your piddly little crusade against Minecraft is goning to do exactly jack fucking shit against such a massively popular game.

  • @elmerjfapp5730
    @elmerjfapp5730 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1638

    my 3000$ refurbished toshiba satellite is the only reason i still have my job at whole foods

    • @masterchef3697
      @masterchef3697 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      but Toshiba laptops have good hard drives

    • @trotman000
      @trotman000 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Master Chef369 WTF does that have to do with anything?

    • @masterchef3697
      @masterchef3697 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      trotman000 idk

    • @thisissoemostopomg7605
      @thisissoemostopomg7605 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Best comment

    • @themememandash9816
      @themememandash9816 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I've had a 2004 Toshiba satellite and I'm still using it lol

  • @Carnyzzle
    @Carnyzzle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +286

    I'm oppressed, I would really like a 2080 Ti for 3d modelling, definitely not using it for playing games.

    • @bigfarter99
      @bigfarter99 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      yeah two 2080 TI's running in SLI with a xeon processor used for 'only' 3d modelling

    • @lucasc5622
      @lucasc5622 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      blender is super optimised, you could run it on anything

    • @idkafknhandlebrah
      @idkafknhandlebrah 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah please feel bad for me strangers cuz I’m a weak little bitch who can’t handle day to day life

    • @okidokiliteratureclub706
      @okidokiliteratureclub706 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lucasc5622 except Radeon cards hahaha

  • @freddieberdan6760
    @freddieberdan6760 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1732

    i dont have any arms or legs, i'm typing this comment by slamming my nose into the keyboard wheres my laptop

    • @moonshine7064
      @moonshine7064 7 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      i think you should stick with computers. you don't need laptops. umm they .. they are called "lap"tops. so uhh it isn't gon work.

    • @playerjuan77
      @playerjuan77 7 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      How did you type an apostrophe without pushing shift

    • @theshapetv9203
      @theshapetv9203 7 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Player Juan his boogers helped

    • @loweffortproductions1985
      @loweffortproductions1985 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      If you don't have any limbs, why would you WANT a device designed for fingers and hands?

    • @slushyjarl5486
      @slushyjarl5486 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      I get it's a joke buuuut even windows 7 had built in voice commands, clunky though they may be.

  • @paulb2298
    @paulb2298 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2637

    I need $2 so I can have $2

    • @shamboozler566
      @shamboozler566 6 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Paul Brooks link ur paypal, i'll send it to u

    • @danteodoru192
      @danteodoru192 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

    • @slothc
      @slothc 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I just dropped 300$ on a steering wheel, can I have some money since I'm now 400$ in debt?

    • @RichardCox0
      @RichardCox0 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      a noble cause

    • @brendanwillett3772
      @brendanwillett3772 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Deal

  • @spodrs
    @spodrs 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2010

    i need 60,000,000 dollars to pay for my surgery, for i have pain of the chronic variety

    • @Glassee
      @Glassee 7 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      What about ur PTSD, anxiety, asthma, harthritis, speech impediment, crippling depression, and cancer? U need another 7 trillion for that

    • @aaravsharma4681
      @aaravsharma4681 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      SpoderJuan69 this is hilarious.😂

    • @Mendo_xd
      @Mendo_xd 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      XD

    • @艾可
      @艾可 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      SpoderJuan69 fuck off

    • @MrGanjaBandits
      @MrGanjaBandits 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      post the link I got you dude ✊️

  • @tittymilk279
    @tittymilk279 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4049

    "Yeah I have social anxiety" "Hey if you give me $1,999 as a complete stranger come and spend an entire day with me."

    • @billanderson5580
      @billanderson5580 7 ปีที่แล้ว +301

      Your icon makes this so much better

    • @casadilla111
      @casadilla111 7 ปีที่แล้ว +244

      Logan S Not to mention "disabled," funny how she didn't mention the limitations of her disability when referencing the date... Plus PTSD, but you can spend the whole day with her doing whatever you want "within reason." So no limitations despite all her victimhood...

    • @sparkproof5160
      @sparkproof5160 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      www.gofundme.com/white-privileged-boy at least that one is honest lol

    • @skeebisyeet3433
      @skeebisyeet3433 7 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      There's lots of different levels of social anxiety, most people with it would be down to hang out with 1 person for 2,000$

    • @thetobester795
      @thetobester795 7 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      It's still contradictory.

  • @Butlerboy
    @Butlerboy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +566

    It's sad because after everything they actually ended up with getting $1,336..

    • @mattbounds
      @mattbounds 4 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      So sad, she just needed one more dollar to reach True Gamer status...

    • @PANZERFAUST90
      @PANZERFAUST90 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      he*
      At least I'm pretty sure.

    • @mattbounds
      @mattbounds 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@PANZERFAUST90 She's a trans woman, so she's a she.

    • @alterego9791
      @alterego9791 4 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      @@mattbounds he*

    • @TheCapitalWanderer
      @TheCapitalWanderer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      it*
      he aint human

  • @thatsbananas6547
    @thatsbananas6547 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1628

    I'm gay, have back pain, and have PTSD from when I dropped my hot Pocket

    • @lukedoofenshmirtz6144
      @lukedoofenshmirtz6144 6 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      know im 3 months late, but did you get the back pain from bending your back to pick it up?

    • @mattesses70
      @mattesses70 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Luke Burriesci no he got fucked in the ass, it’s unrelated

    • @Emppu_T.
      @Emppu_T. 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Poor soul

    • @shanelinklater413
      @shanelinklater413 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Temporary name r

    • @vladfromyourtube
      @vladfromyourtube 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Langhope Aaah, yes! The Trifecta!

  • @xTravisMarx
    @xTravisMarx 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3113

    excellent poem Dubbz

    • @frontendclerk
      @frontendclerk 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Travis Marx Dubbbz

    • @xTravisMarx
      @xTravisMarx 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ah ok so it's Dubbbbz

    • @xTravisMarx
      @xTravisMarx 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lmao I love your response 😂😂😂

    • @helheimrgaming2547
      @helheimrgaming2547 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Travis Marx are you in any way related to my buddy Karl? Karl Marx?

    • @xTravisMarx
      @xTravisMarx 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nah but big fan of *some* of his philosophies!

  • @DreamPhreak
    @DreamPhreak 6 ปีที่แล้ว +332

    4 years later, doesn't have a podcast. Not that anyone would want to listen to her shit, but she didn't even try.

  • @FTWGamerTrue
    @FTWGamerTrue 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1905

    my indiegogo: I need a small loan of 1 million dollars to build a wall around mexico

    • @Rando2930
      @Rando2930 8 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      +FTWGamer I've had a hard life. It's not been easy for me.

    • @Rando2930
      @Rando2930 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Milk Drinking Badass You've had an easy life compared to me. As a cis white male, I needed the small loan of a million dollars more than you do. Kappa

    • @raptorjesus3894
      @raptorjesus3894 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +FTWGamer I bet most white Americans would fund you

    • @raptorjesus3894
      @raptorjesus3894 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** No but a stereotypical American (since they obviously represent ALL Americans) would say that, they do not like people crossing the border into their country

    • @BleachedDylan
      @BleachedDylan 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +FTWGamer Trump is that you?

  • @skiz_mite8786
    @skiz_mite8786 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1671

    "For $1 I will send you a selfie of me" yet her pic on the kickstarter page is a selfie

    • @geezburgers
      @geezburgers 6 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      skiz _mite Its probably a printout, to make a cum tribute.

    • @LocoMe4u
      @LocoMe4u 6 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      *His pic

    • @grahampeters91
      @grahampeters91 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Under a bridge too far its pic*

    • @elmersglue8723
      @elmersglue8723 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      his

    • @Patchy23
      @Patchy23 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      What she doesn't tell you is thats just for the action. It's gonna cost you a dollar for her to take her phone out, another dollar to take the picture, another dollar for her to send it (plus however much it costs to send a package to your house from hers)

  • @IronPiedmont
    @IronPiedmont 7 ปีที่แล้ว +836

    I have to wear glasses, give me $100,000 so I can buy contacts.

    • @Xenon1825
      @Xenon1825 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      IronPiedmont1996
      Brilliant.

    • @IronPiedmont
      @IronPiedmont 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah, not my best joke.

    • @dhhayden
      @dhhayden 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why not Lasik instead

    • @booby6232
      @booby6232 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No cuz u no has vegene

    • @Walter_
      @Walter_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My roblox character died, can i have at least 900,000 robux?

  • @bigman94755
    @bigman94755 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1759

    People are roasting her but she’s actually really smart, and I’m gonna do the same. I want a new car, and instead of working I’m gonna put on a wig and go in indigogo and say that I’m a trans-woman who is being oppressed by society, and that I need a new car to drive around because when I walk I am constantly getting oppressed. I’ll ask for 20k, and the SJWs won’t even blink an eye before they donate to me. Brilliant.

    • @ivanklaric4004
      @ivanklaric4004 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Did you succeed?

    • @Angryegg387
      @Angryegg387 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      i would also like to know if this is a working formula

    • @andysux1
      @andysux1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Smart

    • @doncornetto
      @doncornetto 5 ปีที่แล้ว +149

      I need a new supra so I can outrun opression

    • @luca_uy6529
      @luca_uy6529 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@doncornetto
      >supra
      Fucking AE86 squad boiiiii

  • @miguelpereira9859
    @miguelpereira9859 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2014

    Guys, I am suffering from depression, please give me a new GTX 1080... to work.

    • @crisptugboat8764
      @crisptugboat8764 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      give me a new gtx 1080 ti

    • @verysuboptimal1977
      @verysuboptimal1977 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      CrispTugBoat I need quad sli Titan X

    • @crisptugboat8764
      @crisptugboat8764 7 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      i need 128 gb of ram

    • @marknay01
      @marknay01 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Malekith, The Witch King Of Naggaroth but all the files will make my laptop too heavy!

    • @Benutzername0000
      @Benutzername0000 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      where can we donate?

  • @deadeyedblack2350
    @deadeyedblack2350 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1584

    I'm black, have low income and depression can I have free laptop plz

    • @vesuvyan
      @vesuvyan 7 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      yes

    • @EveryPixelMatters
      @EveryPixelMatters 7 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Welfare my dude.

    • @Rale881
      @Rale881 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I'm crippled, can I have a free PC with monitor? Not a laptop.

    • @deadeyedblack2350
      @deadeyedblack2350 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Acquired laptop. Thx 4 support bb's

    • @Void-uj7jd
      @Void-uj7jd 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      > Acquired
      > Stolen

  • @oyaswmi558
    @oyaswmi558 8 ปีที่แล้ว +762

    Wait a second, if she didn't have a laptop already, then how the fuck did she post this?

    • @JMPERager
      @JMPERager 8 ปีที่แล้ว +230

      Stop oppressing her!!!

    • @megavidaeos
      @megavidaeos 8 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      Don't question her you sexist homophobic transphobic piece of shite!

    • @howdoiputthecheeseintheove8437
      @howdoiputthecheeseintheove8437 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      But, its oppiset day

    • @dfmh1
      @dfmh1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Library computer, friend/relative's computer.

    • @kato093
      @kato093 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      +dfmh1 nah "it" just wants a new one cuz the one "it" has is already 3 months old and you know you cant do shit with a laptop that old! Also "it" already buys the new iphone every 6 months and other overpriced apple shit like mac shit should be bought by strangers for strangers! Cuz they are poor victims of society! Ffs how can society be so cruel to not let that poor thing buy all "it" wants?? credit card debt is patriarchy! Trans people should have the right to get all they want without any repercussions! Thats opression!

  • @EMETRL
    @EMETRL 5 ปีที่แล้ว +300

    "the hunger games of victimhood"
    I'm gonna use that one. *yoink*

    • @Private.Portal
      @Private.Portal 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      hippoty hoppity your joke is now my property

    • @smittenthekitteninmittens2679
      @smittenthekitteninmittens2679 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      are you the Ceo of the Fox Corparation?......sure hope to see the show real soon :)

  • @BobGeanis
    @BobGeanis 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1035

    my stepdad welds metal while streaming porn

    • @howdoiputthecheeseintheove8437
      @howdoiputthecheeseintheove8437 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      MacDee The Executioner I fucking find that sexy as

    • @LaParanoiaDeAlan
      @LaParanoiaDeAlan 7 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      MacDee The Executioner Once I was welding and fucking a girl in the ass at the same time.

    • @clutch1141
      @clutch1141 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      MacDee The Executioner. Welders have longer rods

    • @slowralious3446
      @slowralious3446 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      MacDee The Executioner dude, nice

    • @martineriksson03
      @martineriksson03 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      My friend used to show us (me and my other friends) porn he found on his brother's pc via skype (you know, share screen)

  • @jacksimms401
    @jacksimms401 8 ปีที่แล้ว +329

    Tumblr finally found its way onto other parts of the Internet

    • @MisterBones2910
      @MisterBones2910 8 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      It's been on TH-cam for years.

    • @blyat4842
      @blyat4842 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tumbler also made its way onto the main stream political seen as well

    • @lbutl2561
      @lbutl2561 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Not A Particularly Remarkable Brick Its like cancer, spreading across the Internet, infecting diseases, qnd destroying everything and everyone with common sense.

    • @thepariah3516
      @thepariah3516 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Like cancer spreading to the other organs.

    • @crusty.kamikaze
      @crusty.kamikaze 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      The disease is spreading

  • @SAVUFILMS
    @SAVUFILMS 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2400

    Her being disabled is an insult to the word disability

  • @harmlessbystander621
    @harmlessbystander621 4 ปีที่แล้ว +638

    I’m still waiting for my white privilege to finally get me a million dollar house and car

    • @heehoohehehe1267
      @heehoohehehe1267 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      I'm still waiting to be oppressed for being Black an Mexican. Never seen a bit of it.

    • @Sasukex1337
      @Sasukex1337 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      You need to attend your first few Klan rallies first

    • @harmlessbystander621
      @harmlessbystander621 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      PurpleDjango ah, makes sense

    • @aldenfriend200
      @aldenfriend200 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Shhhhhhut the fuck up

    • @harmlessbystander621
      @harmlessbystander621 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Far Side Of The World stay mad

  • @RileyGoss
    @RileyGoss 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2763

    Her parents must be so disappointed.

  • @Nikke-nn5mn
    @Nikke-nn5mn 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3029

    i am a gay, trans, disabled, special snowflake and i need 3000$ to buy an intel i7 6950x, titan X pascal PC so i can get a job.

    • @ajitihaveamicropenispai9788
      @ajitihaveamicropenispai9788 7 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      Nikke 2800 leave a link fellow snowflake... I'll donate 5000 USD, It's not much but it's all I have :(

    • @sbrazenor2
      @sbrazenor2 7 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      That's a peasant's rig. You're not going to get a job unless you have a Xeon based system that costs as much as a new car to build. LOL :)

    • @quintonthevillain2745
      @quintonthevillain2745 7 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Ye forgot to mention triple SLI ya fucking peasant!

    • @drunkenwhaler9507
      @drunkenwhaler9507 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Stop oppressing us drops of acid rain you piece of shit!

    • @Nanaba101
      @Nanaba101 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What is Life dude he's joking 😂

  • @Eeeemomo
    @Eeeemomo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3434

    $10 says she just “identifies” as disabled

    • @henry55430
      @henry55430 5 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      You'd be $10 richer :)

    • @MitchellGWhitehead
      @MitchellGWhitehead 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lololololol

    • @bigmac7077
      @bigmac7077 5 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      10$ says she’s actually disabled I mean she said she’s trans for god sake

    • @userfriendly9794
      @userfriendly9794 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      >she
      ... Lol

    • @alphamale4377
      @alphamale4377 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Haha lol when she’s older she’ll fake being disabled for benefits lmao

  • @lininskicorbo2444
    @lininskicorbo2444 6 ปีที่แล้ว +235

    Pain of the chronic variety..... comedy gold

  • @calvinc7196
    @calvinc7196 8 ปีที่แล้ว +336

    *takes a picture in a cafe where coffees cost $8 and a small donut is called a pastry and sold for $6*
    "Please I need money in this cruel ableistic world please send help"

  • @funwillfunwill
    @funwillfunwill 8 ปีที่แล้ว +204

    She's the reason the "entitled liberal" stereotype exists

    • @funwillfunwill
      @funwillfunwill 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      AlphonsePride aren't those synonyms

    • @manboutuomaeley4311
      @manboutuomaeley4311 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Will Harvey does that go on apples?

    • @hi_elyse
      @hi_elyse 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      To be fair, at least only a small portion of people make this stereotype exist, meanwhile the "Conservative Neo-Nazi" stereotype is reinforced by almost all conservatives

    • @hi_elyse
      @hi_elyse 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      If you think this has anything to do with buzzfeed, you're an absolute moron.

    • @funwillfunwill
      @funwillfunwill 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      +Sombra Most of the right wing are just normal people. It's the alt-right that are neonazis.

  • @uprize8943
    @uprize8943 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3536

    isnt a $2000 SJW Laptop just a macbook?

    • @MegaPickleguy
      @MegaPickleguy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      lool I bet she's a fuckin commie too

    • @localcrackhead2904
      @localcrackhead2904 7 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      No, atleast MacBooks can get things done unlike her.

    • @monethwow
      @monethwow 7 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @argf i may hate macbooks but don't compare shit to worse shit to even worse shit

    • @maxcobra12
      @maxcobra12 7 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      macbooks cant do SHIT

    • @exedra8649
      @exedra8649 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      pre-2014 they used to be OK since with a few deals you could get some value for what you spent on it but after that they're simply bad and overpriced and have pretty much no redeeming features.

  • @mathiasvoorhees6232
    @mathiasvoorhees6232 5 ปีที่แล้ว +249

    Holy shit that was a good poem.

    • @henryclark6944
      @henryclark6944 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I’m here too and yeah that was a bomb ass poem lmao

    • @Andressantiagooo99
      @Andressantiagooo99 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Henry Clark yup always are

  • @AstraVex
    @AstraVex 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1744

    If she needs a new laptop, how did she type out that kickstarter campaign?!

    • @DyoKasparov
      @DyoKasparov 8 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      +AstraVex with her old one

    • @Chainsawmila
      @Chainsawmila 8 ปีที่แล้ว +259

      with her 10 million dollar phone

    • @luisgonzalez5482
      @luisgonzalez5482 8 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      With a small loan of a million dollars, she bought a gold laptop for display, and used it only once, and now needs money for the real deal.

    • @AveraSix
      @AveraSix 8 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Library

    • @XycoManiac
      @XycoManiac 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      a phone

  • @AdaGonzalez42
    @AdaGonzalez42 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1648

    Damn, this video feels like it was released just yesterday. What we do here is go back.

    • @XixyLeasor
      @XixyLeasor 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Gabriel González tru

    • @libertyprime9891
      @libertyprime9891 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      What we do here is smoke crack

    • @vivekkaushik9508
      @vivekkaushik9508 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Last line echoes.

    • @BojackHex
      @BojackHex 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      POLICE

    • @truedox
      @truedox 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Still feels that way.

  • @daikaijuzilla
    @daikaijuzilla 7 ปีที่แล้ว +348

    "Victim Hunger Games" you mean Tumblr?

    • @handsomegrinch6279
      @handsomegrinch6279 7 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Daikaiju Danielle if only there was a way to favorite a comment

  • @jaz02
    @jaz02 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    This video has aged like a fine wine

  • @lilturk726
    @lilturk726 9 ปีที่แล้ว +807

    So I've been doing the wrong thing for the past decade?! I've actually been _getting up and going to work_ when I should have been begging for money on crowd funding websites.

    • @lilturk726
      @lilturk726 9 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      *****
      You're a genius! Begging for money takes little to no effort whatsoever, it's a perfect job to have on the side.

    • @TheNotoriousSAD
      @TheNotoriousSAD 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      A perfect job to have!... Besides, y'know... A real job lol

    • @dgurevich1
      @dgurevich1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +lilturk726 I wonder if you have to pay taxes on that...

    • @lilturk726
      @lilturk726 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dima Gurevich
      That's a good question...
      I'd assume good ol' Uncle Sam (or his over seas equivalent) would want his piece of your pie.

    • @plot6520
      @plot6520 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +lilturk726 Yes.

  • @frankhamilton8840
    @frankhamilton8840 7 ปีที่แล้ว +572

    Dang Want that selfie
    But alas,
    I cannot afford 26.95

  • @joem8728
    @joem8728 6 ปีที่แล้ว +893

    Her job is posting on buzzfeed

    • @nghtspawn651
      @nghtspawn651 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      "her"

    • @sergiyrizenko7335
      @sergiyrizenko7335 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@nghtspawn651 its

    • @elmersglue8723
      @elmersglue8723 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      his

    • @sergiyrizenko7335
      @sergiyrizenko7335 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@elmersglue8723 he no longer deserves a name he is no longer human and therefore needs to be called it's so we can never be associated with it.

    • @omgitsaidsyay
      @omgitsaidsyay 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I thought they were a writer for Vox.

  • @b.w.22
    @b.w.22 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Gosh - a series on “where are they now?” on these folks would be so great, from Dayron Aryas to the big lemon house to sjw computer herself.

  • @kaihtheloner
    @kaihtheloner 7 ปีที่แล้ว +261

    A cheap laptop can be had for $200. But $2000 😂😂😂😂 WTF

    • @janiceshore142
      @janiceshore142 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      kaihtheloner I bought the cheapest laptop possible even though I'm a student in the medical field. To bad I didn't know all I needed to do was make a go fund me and take goofy pictures for patrons.

    • @kaihtheloner
      @kaihtheloner 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Janice Shore xD

    • @howdoiputthecheeseintheove8437
      @howdoiputthecheeseintheove8437 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      kaihtheloner
      Don't forget that
      *A S M R*

    • @KFCMayn
      @KFCMayn 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      With $2000 you could buy a badass fucken PC..... Not a shit laptop

    • @englishfury1544
      @englishfury1544 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Built my fairly beefy rig for $1500

  • @musicaccount3340
    @musicaccount3340 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1430

    Whenever someone claims they have a PTSD, I imagine them serving in Vietnam and watching their friends die from jungle traps.

    • @mr_misfortune
      @mr_misfortune 7 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      Roman Soloduhin i agree, but not all cases of PTSD are war based.

    • @luismoreno4387
      @luismoreno4387 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      .

    • @IEversmann1
      @IEversmann1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Joker, The Wild Card ya don't say

    • @Petyo11
      @Petyo11 7 ปีที่แล้ว +156

      Roman Soloduhin I just image they had a moment when they checked their pocket for their phone but it wasn't there.

    • @trippingkanga134
      @trippingkanga134 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Now I can only see that

  • @blockhead134
    @blockhead134 7 ปีที่แล้ว +707

    You made me realise something
    The people who have problems like missing limbs or crippling birth defects never complain
    The people who have self-diagnosed, psudeo-scientific mental disorders make sure that everyone knows and feels bad for them

    • @sergiofrinchezki9089
      @sergiofrinchezki9089 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I guess it's because they feel it's not obvious enough.
      If you suffer from mental problems, damn I feel for you just don't whine and make a big deal about it.

    • @foxcheetah6035
      @foxcheetah6035 7 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Yes, but the people with actual diagnosed, real mental disorders never complained, either. I have ADHD, yet I seldom cry about it. To me, it's just part of who I am.

    • @vane909090
      @vane909090 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Pretty sure they're aware they're scamming people. Fuck these scum, but moreso fuck the retards that fund them,

    • @PurplePoppyAnimator
      @PurplePoppyAnimator 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Because actually suffering from a disability and not being able to do anything about it feels fucking awful. Meanwhile these cunts play up their self diagnosed diseases for attention. knowing *FULL* well they can just change their minds any day and the disorder is "magically" gone.

    • @Marshmallow_Trees
      @Marshmallow_Trees 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      +Blockhead134
      I have bipolar disorder as well as PTSD (bad genes with a frightening childhood and an unbelievably fucked up father), but I've worked hard for years to learn how to manage it. I'm proud of that fact.
      And a big part of learning to live with my disorders was to separate myself from my illnesses. I'm not PTSD, I'm not BPD. So...why mention it? I don't mean usual support from groups and therapists and close family/friends. I mean using it as an excuse, carrying the around my neck like a cross. There's other beautiful things in life than wallowing in the cards I was dealt in the past.
      This person has a lot of personal work to do.

  • @sanguinor5609
    @sanguinor5609 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Hope his missus doesn’t see this. Might have to get the cops to do a welfare check.

  • @snapback701
    @snapback701 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2670

    ur opresing me!!!!11

    • @iDubbbzTV
      @iDubbbzTV  10 ปีที่แล้ว +314

      sorry snap black.

    • @poopdump2
      @poopdump2 10 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      MrPagwon ur cps l0ck 1s 0pr£s1ng m1

    • @noahyoung3503
      @noahyoung3503 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      iDubbbzTV
      WOAH Racist much?

    • @kf.m686
      @kf.m686 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Jesus the people in this chain can't handle jokes.

    • @Relaxe1
      @Relaxe1 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Doge Bag ikr.

  • @karenblan4505
    @karenblan4505 7 ปีที่แล้ว +848

    I have *crippling depression.* Buy me some *osteoporosis.*

    • @tcaac915
      @tcaac915 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      emo bandito K giv me ur roblox password

    • @cathallawlor989
      @cathallawlor989 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      TCAAC The Top Commenter lemme help you with that, free robux

    • @beargrills3508
      @beargrills3508 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      You forgot to mention that you're also *gay* (It's that idubbz meme, btw).

    • @legendarypinkies5531
      @legendarypinkies5531 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ur da best

  • @roxanne4820
    @roxanne4820 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3733

    I would literally pay to watch idubbbz insult SJW's for hours

    • @azerithboxxed4339
      @azerithboxxed4339 5 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      You are doing it for free right now

    • @SoupSackHandle
      @SoupSackHandle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      I would pay to see Idubbbz and Ben Shapiro meet up and just shit-talk SJW’s

    • @bjt7349
      @bjt7349 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@SoupSackHandle throw Alex Jones into the boat too

    • @prunusserrulata6303
      @prunusserrulata6303 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      @@SoupSackHandle Ben Shapiro is a big stupid doofus though

    • @gunargundarson1626
      @gunargundarson1626 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@prunusserrulata6303 now now Charlie. Was that a LIE?

  • @SatanIsSextingMe
    @SatanIsSextingMe 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3468

    the laptop I'm using cost $1600 less than that, and miraculously I'm still alive

    • @theashennamedjerry3203
      @theashennamedjerry3203 7 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      I did it for the cat girls So did I.

    • @SABOTAGEit
      @SABOTAGEit 7 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      The laptop I'm using cost me $300. lol

    • @markbjerreskovlarsen6057
      @markbjerreskovlarsen6057 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      mine cost 100€

    • @bums009
      @bums009 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I did it for the cat girls Exactly I got a refurbished one for £220 from Ebay would have paid £299 for it new

    • @Arado159
      @Arado159 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Using a $30 laptop. It runs 720p youtube videos pretty well, except for
      60fps ones, though even those can run if I have no other shit running in the background.

  • @InfiniteDarkMass
    @InfiniteDarkMass 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    Can't believe she's not vegan. Peta, get on this case immediately!

  • @carlamisial9790
    @carlamisial9790 10 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    You responded my life is complete

    • @iDubbbzTV
      @iDubbbzTV  10 ปีที่แล้ว +280

      no i didn't.

    • @MadWasp01
      @MadWasp01 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      iDubbbzTV woops.

    • @yanick0207
      @yanick0207 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      wat

    • @daddyhoyabembe3768
      @daddyhoyabembe3768 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +TheMadWasp omg lol

    • @jeltje50
      @jeltje50 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think you made him commit suicide. Tnx idubbbzI'm going to KEEM AND THE WHOLEEE WORLD WILL KNOW

  • @redavatar
    @redavatar 9 ปีที่แล้ว +257

    A $2000 SJW laptop? Isn't that called a Macbook Pro?

    • @SmilayBros
      @SmilayBros 9 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      ayyyyyy

    • @Terence.McKenna
      @Terence.McKenna 8 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      +Abyssed topkek lmao

    • @bubsythebobcat57
      @bubsythebobcat57 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +redavatar ayyyyyyyy (lmao)

    • @gUttersthecow
      @gUttersthecow 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I've got a MacBook but dang that was good m8

    • @doctortoast4361
      @doctortoast4361 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ohhhhhhhhh~
      Feisty lil thang~

  • @genericnamewithnumbers8537
    @genericnamewithnumbers8537 7 ปีที่แล้ว +531

    my brother ate the last slice of pizza that is sexist I'm so oppressed

    • @swilliams3252
      @swilliams3252 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You know that's real funny. Not an SJW but these comments are getting old.

    • @jedimasterkac3437
      @jedimasterkac3437 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Swilliams Of course the comments are getting old...literally. You had to bother with a SIX month old comment.

    • @RamkrishanYT
      @RamkrishanYT 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Don't forget how that gave you PTSD

  • @jamesmccarthy9056
    @jamesmccarthy9056 5 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    "The hunger games of victimhood"
    Ian, stop giving them ideas.

  • @cassandra5322
    @cassandra5322 7 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    I have crippling oppression.

    • @tinyrick6482
      @tinyrick6482 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      and i have osteoporosis.

    • @jake-jk8rj
      @jake-jk8rj 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      cassandra5322 and I'm homosexual.

  • @aiden-hq9wu
    @aiden-hq9wu 7 ปีที่แล้ว +268

    2000! I'm watching on a $120 computer

    • @christopherquinn6188
      @christopherquinn6188 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Go for at least $300, that laptop will only last you a year or two

    • @angelomeza4769
      @angelomeza4769 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Im on a free windows xp

    • @Hanlb
      @Hanlb 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'm watching on a android phone m8

    • @ghostoflazlo
      @ghostoflazlo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      A tablet and a keyboard. Seriously

    • @daltonbecker4494
      @daltonbecker4494 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I got this PC for free, my Dad took it from his office because it was obsolete, works fine for me.

  • @firstnamelastname-oy7es
    @firstnamelastname-oy7es 8 ปีที่แล้ว +337

    Laptops usually don't cost $2000, in fact, very few laptops cost that much money.I can only really think of the Mac, or Alien-ware, and other overpriced brands. You always pay way over the odds for those things.

    • @llibertyGamer
      @llibertyGamer 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Get a cheap Dell or something and add more RAM yourself and you'll be better off.

    • @luisgonzalez5482
      @luisgonzalez5482 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      +llibertyGamer had an AMD HP laptop that worked better than a desktop I had at the time (two years ago) 3.5 quad core, 16GB RAM, etc. got it for like 225$ lolz

    • @slayertakim1
      @slayertakim1 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Luis Gonzalez Seriously....thats amazing o.o

    • @luisgonzalez5482
      @luisgonzalez5482 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +slayertakim1 oh yeah, heh, it usually would handle anything I threw at it.

    • @Unsyncable223
      @Unsyncable223 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      thats fucking impresive

  • @lemoncardboard4877
    @lemoncardboard4877 5 ปีที่แล้ว +191

    You see this, and then you see homeless retired marines that simply refuse amy form of money.

    • @jessegardner33
      @jessegardner33 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      I've never seen a homeless *anything* refuse money. His sacrifices for his country sure as shit aren't getting him food. I had a homeless airforce vet try to sell me his old uniform out of a shopping cart he stole while he complained about how his wife was too much of a burden so he had to leave her and go be homeless by himself. I couldn't buy anything from him as I'm not too well off myself, but the few dollars I offered instead of buying his uniform got snatched up real fast.

    • @PANZERFAUST90
      @PANZERFAUST90 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      lol two lemons here
      wtf?

    • @Penshraf
      @Penshraf 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@PANZERFAUST90 out of all things that concerns u?

    • @PANZERFAUST90
      @PANZERFAUST90 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Penshraf 🍋🙃

    • @wutangdan320
      @wutangdan320 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Ah yes, the homeless retired marines that refuse any money are just everywhere. Cant go to a place without seeing them

  • @anonymousone6250
    @anonymousone6250 7 ปีที่แล้ว +711

    can i haz smol loan of a melion dolerz plz i ned quantam computar

  • @josephforrester1892
    @josephforrester1892 8 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    Wait if she wants a laptop and she wants funded on the internet, how is she making this page?

    • @marymotherofchrist2679
      @marymotherofchrist2679 8 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      She beat a homeless guy up with her crutches until he gave her the only $150 he had and then she bought a cheap Windows laptop and watched a bit of porn and begged on tumblr

    • @Jojodude8
      @Jojodude8 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      maybe she should buy the laptop with a charge card

    • @Cyclone243
      @Cyclone243 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      it*

    • @justanotherperson9409
      @justanotherperson9409 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +trash Fuck off you SJW parasite.

    • @kronkwithagun6695
      @kronkwithagun6695 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm fairly certain it was sarcasm.

  • @NinjaKuma
    @NinjaKuma 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1446

    I worked 2 jobs while studying full at uni. I didn't have a laptop because I didn't need one...

    • @nightmarepotato5000
      @nightmarepotato5000 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Ninja Kuma - Let's Plays, Reactions, Meme's Fair enough

    • @Love-Lagoon
      @Love-Lagoon 7 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Ninja Kuma - Let's Plays, Reactions, Meme's my college actually requires us to have tablets or iPads. Pretty annoying if you ask me.

    • @purplehaze6910
      @purplehaze6910 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      If my college made us get a laptop, I'd get the one where it only teaches you from A-Z

    • @jak3y369
      @jak3y369 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ninja Kuma - Let's Plays, Reactions, Meme's went to Uni and still puts meme's instead of memes smh

    • @crowleon6174
      @crowleon6174 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Jakey don't forget they also had two jobs as well. Never mind a full time job is 8 hours so two would be 16 plus time a University. I think what they were trying to say is they had two "part time" jobs. Congratulations you're just like many others and deserve a cookie. :P

  • @Makatosh
    @Makatosh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +308

    Can't believe this Indiegogo campaign reached over a thousand dollars 🤣

    • @Unknown-zn8cg
      @Unknown-zn8cg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      E P W the person who posted it will get what’s coming to him. The Kickstarter was a blatant scam.

    • @iforgot1135
      @iforgot1135 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Unknown lol wtf? Him? Why would it be a guy

    • @marhabacarpet8593
      @marhabacarpet8593 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@iforgot1135 cause it's a guy

    • @pyrrehraus6571
      @pyrrehraus6571 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@iforgot1135
      because "trans"

    • @kujikawathemeekmage3640
      @kujikawathemeekmage3640 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Voidrive ‣ - you shouldn’t phrase it like trans people don’t exist

  • @byzantiumbyzantineempireea3690
    @byzantiumbyzantineempireea3690 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2354

    Of course she lives in California.....

    • @brandongutierrez3353
      @brandongutierrez3353 6 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      of course she is white

    • @tcaac915
      @tcaac915 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Byzantium/Byzantine empire/Eastern Roman Empire At least she ain't from Jersey

    • @aidenparrill6087
      @aidenparrill6087 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Byzantium/Byzantine empire/Eastern Roman Empire true

    • @DaybreakPT
      @DaybreakPT 6 ปีที่แล้ว +150

      "she"
      I can clearly see it's a dude with a red wig who think they're a girl on a whim and they're pissy when the world doesn't revolve around their warped worldview.

    • @thelonewanderer420
      @thelonewanderer420 6 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      -California the dick of the states

  • @Groxo525
    @Groxo525 7 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    i sneezed, give me my 6000$

    • @MyName_Jeff
      @MyName_Jeff 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Your sneeze just gave me PTSD, I'll take half of that.

    • @echomulus307
      @echomulus307 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Dennis Groxo holy shit are u ok?

    • @adeadlynx3886
      @adeadlynx3886 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Your comments blinded me. My family member is typing this. I need yer moola

  • @Silkorb
    @Silkorb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    "Chode growing out of my ear"
    *-iDubbbz*

  • @PinkManGuy
    @PinkManGuy 8 ปีที่แล้ว +205

    You'd be surprised how many places won't hire you if you don't have a phone. I had to buy one, just because I kept getting turned away. You're 100% accurate about the laptop part, though. Funnily enough, almost any technical job you apply for will have workplace PCs anyway. This bitch just wants a fucking Maple Story machine.

    • @kanesmith8271
      @kanesmith8271 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      maple story is dead tho

    • @PinkManGuy
      @PinkManGuy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      i would bet money if you registered and signed in right now you'd find a bunch of pedophiles who haven't caught on and kid catfish accounts for catching pedophiles

    • @kanesmith8271
      @kanesmith8271 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Blazi Ken Pedos on maple story?

    • @PinkManGuy
      @PinkManGuy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Kane Smith you'd be shocked how many weirdos tried to lure me to their house and would offer to drive to my state when i was 12, it was pretty fucked up

    • @kanesmith8271
      @kanesmith8271 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Blazi Ken Its like those Japanese animes

  • @TheBanannaPanda
    @TheBanannaPanda 9 ปีที่แล้ว +293

    Unpopular opinion: If you're trans and I can't tell if you are a guy or a girl, then don't get mad at me if I screw up your pronouns

    • @odinsplaygrounds
      @odinsplaygrounds 9 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      +TheBanannaPanda I think this is a popular opinion. Because thats how it works. If its born a man, it is a fucking man. "She" can request from friends and relatives to call "her" the "correct term"(according to "herself), but nobody else has that responsibility. If a person spots that as a man, he will be called a man. If someone think its a woman, they will call it "her".

    • @rhettthayer
      @rhettthayer 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Odin's Playground I completely agree with you

    • @tombskater3000
      @tombskater3000 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Rhett Thayer yeah, sheittz deeip niqque

    • @odinsplaygrounds
      @odinsplaygrounds 9 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      OddMike Haha for what reason? For not being a mind reader to what gender someone see themselves as? For simply sticking to scientific facts that someone can't actually change their sex through operation? For not being so self entitled that I get angry at people who doesn't call me the correct term? I happen to be identifying myself as Space Jesus, so if someone doesn't call me either God or Messiah, I will be really offended and vulgar about it.

    • @thehaloring90
      @thehaloring90 9 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Unpopular opinion: Those "Xe" pronouns are bullshit. "They" works the same, and you don't sound like a complete ass.

  • @Fuyu_Sei12
    @Fuyu_Sei12 7 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    "Hey I am a (insert tumblr sjw gender and sexuality here) and I suffer from PTSD, depression, AIDS, chronic pain and EVERY TYPE OF CAMCER please give me money."
    - internet beggar

    • @chris2901
      @chris2901 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fuyu_Seishin12 ---to buy an iPhone

  • @yourneighbour5738
    @yourneighbour5738 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    They probably had PTSD from waiting at McDonalds past 5 minutes for a burger

  • @thehombreman
    @thehombreman 7 ปีที่แล้ว +185

    Why does this chick sound like the con artist fish from spongebob

    • @Sonichero151
      @Sonichero151 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Carlos Maldonado maybe her disability is Glass Bones and Paper Skin

    • @SuperCosmicMutantSquid
      @SuperCosmicMutantSquid 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Is her skin made of paper?

    • @orchidforpresident
      @orchidforpresident 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Super Cosmic Mutant Honey Candle Squid
      No, her brain is.

    • @LocoMe4u
      @LocoMe4u 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Cause it was born with testicles...!?

    • @LukeBeadles
      @LukeBeadles 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No, tennisballs.
      I'm sorry.
      No I'm not.

  • @jade43296
    @jade43296 8 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    1,321$? Hell my back hurts and I do bad in school, I gotta get in on this bullshit ASAP

    • @lakamokolaka
      @lakamokolaka 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      With a small loan of a million dollars? xD

    • @jade43296
      @jade43296 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +lakamokolaka million dollar tv screen in New York?

  • @lost6516
    @lost6516 9 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    I'm trying to get over my eating disorder.So, I'll need £5000 just for... Like therapy and shit.. Just..Therapy.

    • @TFrills
      @TFrills 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +will thompson and food

    • @Jjdb8211
      @Jjdb8211 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +will thompson that therapy being meth

    • @EmuStarGaming
      @EmuStarGaming 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +will thompson ..and maybe..some uh..credit card debt...

    • @fwxm
      @fwxm 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      NO M8 MEXICOS DOING THAT

    • @christopersaban4122
      @christopersaban4122 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +will thompson Looks like someone beat you to the punch
      www.indiegogo.com/projects/co-worker-in-desperate-need-of-long-term-treatment-for-eating-disorder#/

  • @SpiritWarrior78
    @SpiritWarrior78 6 ปีที่แล้ว +615

    Still waiting for this White privilege i supposedly have to kick in. Daddy needs a new computer

    • @cmac6136
      @cmac6136 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I am white and know for a fact the police target minorities. Why do you think we get the privilege of not being hassled by the police? Quit acting like if you and a African American had the same resume and applied for the same job 90 percent of the people are giving you the job because you are white. It exists but some people are 2 blind or racist to see it.

    • @squidgable6674
      @squidgable6674 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      isubforkush 613 borger

    • @gageblanchard8853
      @gageblanchard8853 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      @@cmac6136 lmao black people are getting into college more than white people to meet diversity quotas not even GPA fuck outta here

    • @donnienehls1396
      @donnienehls1396 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@cmac6136 Is it hard being thst fucking stupid?

    • @Patchy23
      @Patchy23 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Im waiting on my white privilege to kick in so i earn 500k a week doing fuck all cause wHiTE priViLeAgE

  • @stan3333stan
    @stan3333stan 7 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    she raised $1,600 in the end. Fuck.

  • @ButtonMasherReal
    @ButtonMasherReal 8 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    "platinum star contributor"
    "platinum star"
    "platinum star"
    "Star Platinum"
    SJW confirmed for Jotaro?

    • @kanna-san.
      @kanna-san. 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      that's impossible, Jotaro is possibly the most cis man in anime existence

    • @ourboyroy9398
      @ourboyroy9398 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      no have you seen the poses

    • @ButtonMasherReal
      @ButtonMasherReal 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Kinsey Palmer No, he's asexual, he can't be cis.

    • @ourboyroy9398
      @ourboyroy9398 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ButtonMasher he can't be asexual, he has a child eventually

    • @punch3322
      @punch3322 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Notice how widespread the JoJo fanbase is.
      We are basically everywhere.

  • @theemojimovie1025
    @theemojimovie1025 7 ปีที่แล้ว +349

    I want a SJW compooter.
    But Alas,
    I cannot afford 26.75

    • @K0ester
      @K0ester 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Fail, wasn't as funny because it was wrong

    • @David_Ace_Rej_Ollsan
      @David_Ace_Rej_Ollsan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wasn't funny because you copied someone else and failed.

    • @quamne
      @quamne 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      i dont get the joke

  • @deanmcpartlin4732
    @deanmcpartlin4732 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Bring this idubbz back

  • @DarthMorhan
    @DarthMorhan 7 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    Where do I start funding for iDubbbz ASMR channel?

  • @sonichaven
    @sonichaven 7 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    So nobody is going to mention "I only have so many spoons"?

  • @cookiegaming44
    @cookiegaming44 8 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    and of all fucking things she wants a laptop! A laptop... and not just a minimalist laptop for basic needs NO! That poor oppressed girl needs a $2000 Macbook. It still shock me if she wanted a $300 laptop because someone who appears oppressed as she say would be asking for basic human rights, food, water, parents, saftey, and maybe a dog I dunno. However she wants a laptop, which would require electricity and internet to function properly. Which would require A JOB.

    • @cookiegaming44
      @cookiegaming44 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      shocks*

    • @johnniggleton2
      @johnniggleton2 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Wazzok1 not on mobile

    • @TheIdk32
      @TheIdk32 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      shes buying a $500 laptop and paying off $1500 in credit card debt

    • @cookiegaming44
      @cookiegaming44 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Ben Burgher wow. Doesn't that defend her. Plus how the fuck do you get a credit card if your so oppressed?

    • @TheIdk32
      @TheIdk32 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      PigSos you didnt see the kickstarter for the SJW credit card? no financial statement or credit score required.

  • @TheGodEmperorOfMankind_
    @TheGodEmperorOfMankind_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Idk why this is recommended to me 5 years later, but aight, will watch it again

  • @Spooner88
    @Spooner88 10 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    I'd spend $1,999 to spend a day with iDubbbz

    • @iDubbbzTV
      @iDubbbzTV  10 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      no u wouldnt. and no u shouldnt. im am a waste of air.

    • @jccc7819
      @jccc7819 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      iDubbbzTV lol

    • @Moop747
      @Moop747 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      iDubbbzTV that may be true but who else will take the piss out of crappy indigo go "projects".

    • @frogirl2332
      @frogirl2332 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +iDubbbzTV
      Go look up "how to eat oreos" on TH-cam and you could do a whole episode of content cop on her.

    • @jccc7819
      @jccc7819 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Käri Powell dude this comment thread is like a year old. Wow i feel weird now

  • @Colin-kh6kp
    @Colin-kh6kp 7 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    "The Hungergames of victimhood" finally got a title for my memoir, thanks idubbz !

  • @The52brandon
    @The52brandon 7 ปีที่แล้ว +452

    The reason why your content is so exceptional is very much reflected in this video. Your level of intelligence is far higher than arguably anybody on this site. But you don't flaunt it at all. More than that, you dumb your content down so every single person finds it entertaining. It reminds me of South Park in a way. how there's like layers of stories throughout that multiple levels of people can understand and find funny. And it's all done with intentional disregard for political correctness, yet isn't vulgar or toxic. it's almost hard to try to put into words. But extremely clever and entertaining. Yet, even if someone knows exactly what you do, they have no chance of replicating. Other TH-camrs aren't not copying by choice. I'm sure many would if they could. But it's simply not possible

    • @nunyastieger3541
      @nunyastieger3541 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      John Wick fr 👍🏼🍪

    • @ryerye7108
      @ryerye7108 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      its not eve that most of this is common sense that he presents in a very witty manner, but the ppl he fins on kickstarter are not very intelligent, which is why they are begging for money on the web lol

    • @fishfan2
      @fishfan2 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bran onymous lol and other people be like he funny 😂

    • @gianni3611
      @gianni3611 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Bran onymous Also like Rick and Morty a little...

    • @gabriela.8141
      @gabriela.8141 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I agree with a lot in your comment, but I believe you are confusing intelligence with cleverness. Many people are intelligent, but not clever. Ian is very intelligent and even more clever.

  • @PhillipLarsen
    @PhillipLarsen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    iDubbbz explains 2018 and 2019 in a nutshell.

  • @gddub
    @gddub 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1891

    DO MORE POEMS!! Lol yes

    • @MikePlaysYeet
      @MikePlaysYeet 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Greg Wycliffe this vid is over 3 years old...

    • @blabla415
      @blabla415 6 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      your mom is over 3 years old

    • @Thezanlynxer
      @Thezanlynxer 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      haha yes

    • @blabla415
      @blabla415 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I will fight you irl

    • @MikePlaysYeet
      @MikePlaysYeet 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      blabla415 yo’ure dad is the biggest sexe

  • @wmichaell2001
    @wmichaell2001 8 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    SJW Conversation
    Zoe: OMG i am such a victim
    Anita: OMG i am such a victim too
    Zoe: Yeah this man the other day he held the door for me and said "ladys first"!
    Anita: WHOA such sexual harassment
    Zoe: I know right
    Anita: He was probably going to rape you!!!
    Zoe: Oh and a new game is coming out.
    Zoe: Its probably racist for some impossible reason.
    Anita: Well it has girl main characters.....
    Zoe: Yes but they are fit and not fat!
    Anita: YOUR RIGHT over sexalization much.
    Zoe: Also the game has a couple male npcs!
    Anita: THEY THINK MEN SHOULD BE SUPERIOR OMG!!!!!!
    Zoe: Lets go try to get some other beloved games banned!
    Anita: SURE! LETS GO!!!
    And they happily hurt communities with their feminist bullshit. THE END.

    • @loganwatts560
      @loganwatts560 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      +MCLeMaster Sadly this is the truth

    • @SpookySkeleton738
      @SpookySkeleton738 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      +whokilledthekitty It's not funny because of how true it is, this is literally how these feminists think.

    • @yanick0207
      @yanick0207 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      10/10^10 the truth

    • @jakobbucar514
      @jakobbucar514 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Funniest comment ive ever read

    • @slammasterjay3782
      @slammasterjay3782 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +MegaBluegamers remember PEMDAS homie

  • @user-xn4yu5rn9q
    @user-xn4yu5rn9q 5 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    2000 dollars? Are you playing 4K Crysis at 120 FPS?

    • @pspuser1100
      @pspuser1100 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Zammy Wang nah $800 for the laptop $1200 for credit card debt.

    • @likablehydra4198
      @likablehydra4198 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@pspuser1100 bold of you to assume that its only 1200. I wouldn't be surprised if it was all for debt and the rest was a fake cover lmao.

    • @yurei3714
      @yurei3714 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Could get more 280 FPS with 2k

  • @dadgbe1guitar
    @dadgbe1guitar 9 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    Why are all SJW's poets?

    • @SpaztallicA
      @SpaztallicA 9 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      self pity

    • @xavierh.5102
      @xavierh.5102 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      they aren't, they all THINK they're poets.

    • @NecroCh
      @NecroCh 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +dadgbe1 and austistic

    • @ThatOneGuy0006
      @ThatOneGuy0006 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      because they're pretentious pricks.

    • @Ypsila
      @Ypsila 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +dadgbe1 Assuming from all the "oppression" they get, they could just all be part emo. Emos write poems. It's like their personal blog to rant about the world lol.

  • @toshineon
    @toshineon 8 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    Why do all SJW's claim to have PTSD? Do they even know what it is? I can understand a soldier having PTSD after seeing his friends and collegues being blown into bits, and seeing what other horrors of war that I can't even imagine. So that makes me wonder, what horrible tragedy has befallen these people that gives them this disorder?

    • @BananaPhoneBanana
      @BananaPhoneBanana 8 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      +toshineon I don't believe any of them do and if they actually do it would have to have come from something terrible like rape, kidnapping, war, etc. 99% of them "get it" from online bullying...anyways. Its just a buzzword they throw around to make themselves feel better and to use as an excuse for themselves so the world around them treats them better because they were raised with poor standards and don't know how to work the real world.

    • @misterawesome9043
      @misterawesome9043 8 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      They do self diagnose bullshit

    • @CoolGuyAtlas
      @CoolGuyAtlas 8 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      its called being a drama queen. Women are the biggest over-exaggerators when it comes to anything medical and they actually fuck over actual women with medical issues because of their petty bullshit. Also fun point: most people with PTSD will never talk about it unless they have to.

    • @karenmisssafi9191
      @karenmisssafi9191 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +AeroAtlas I was just about to this that!! If you have PSTD you'd too scared, ashamed or afraid to talk about it.

    • @jackinthebox7319
      @jackinthebox7319 8 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I think people sort of misunderstand what PTSD is. There's two ways you can end up with it; either one major severely traumatic event, or prolonged 'milder' trauma such as neglect, emotional/physical abuse or isolation (especially at a young age), which leads to your brain eventually learning to associate certain things with negative feelings and as a side effect forces you to be on your toes 24/7 just in case something happens. It's a self defense mechanism that's gone haywire, not some magical war disease.
      ... That being said, anyone who pulls the victim card deserves no pity. There's this thing called therapy, and if she's going around begging for money under her precious labels instead of getting actual help I can't say I have any compassion for her.

  • @verward
    @verward 7 ปีที่แล้ว +439

    How the fuck does she have ptsd? Wtf?

    • @leoce7932
      @leoce7932 7 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Ward Huyskes she might have been through a traumatic experience? definition of ptsd?

    • @domtwaites3436
      @domtwaites3436 7 ปีที่แล้ว +232

      Some hetero guy probably smiled at her

    • @verward
      @verward 7 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      Leo Cé You don't just casually mention you have ptsd. ptsd is not just caused by any traumatic experience. You need to have been through some real fucked up shit to get it. From reading her kickstarter page I don't think she has been through anything that severe. I am almost 100% sure she was just naming random shit.

    • @leoce7932
      @leoce7932 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      you don't know what she's been through, you can't say that. and also i was diagnosed with ptsd when i was 11/12 years old and all that happened was my dad pushed me. you don't need to go through "fucked up shit", it just needs to be enough to traumatise you from your own personal experience of life.

    • @it_rocks
      @it_rocks 7 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      PTSD diagnosis is a fucking joke if you were diagnosed over a push.

  • @shawnmolver1640
    @shawnmolver1640 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Idk why but I love coming back and watching old idubbbz vids just bring me pure joy

  • @baskingbal1
    @baskingbal1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Just get a Chromebook.

    • @samcarmichael2450
      @samcarmichael2450 8 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      good one

    • @sykoknockout
      @sykoknockout 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I read this as "chode-book".... A world without my glasses.

  • @MrBlancify
    @MrBlancify 8 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    What kind of PC does she need? For 2000$ she would be playing ultra quality for another decade.

    • @TenebrusI07
      @TenebrusI07 8 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      +A'lar A shitty mac most likely.

    • @xTheBossRules
      @xTheBossRules 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Even for 1500 you can get a godly PC lol

    • @Chainsawmila
      @Chainsawmila 8 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      a laptop thats open sourced, gluten free, has a blender, has a bottle opener, has a window spike, is organic, is trans safe and retatd proof

    • @phantomlobotomy1157
      @phantomlobotomy1157 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      you can do a podcast with a shit windows xp computer from 2001, just plug in a half-decent mic. Blue snowball...

    • @donovangraves6634
      @donovangraves6634 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      She needs the "PC" PC.

  • @nicholaschoi7402
    @nicholaschoi7402 7 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    I habe de cancer, buy me a Nissan Skyline R34

  • @beronicagarcia74
    @beronicagarcia74 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    “Three dog out” nice fallout ref

  • @mattterway6487
    @mattterway6487 8 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Edoobs looks like Austin Powers.
    Also hola from 2016, baby.

    • @lourdesgerber5230
      @lourdesgerber5230 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Your right!

    • @tinko2349
      @tinko2349 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      What about his right?

    • @whard9961
      @whard9961 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Maxandmike 2 *you're

  • @lukekavanagh8607
    @lukekavanagh8607 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    i have chronic pain too! right in the chronic area of pain. that is chronic. and hurts. a lot.