Kickstarter Crap - Cuberox Six-screen Computer
ฝัง
- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 22 ส.ค. 2024
- "hey edubs, the linux penguin is called tux, brew, pls dew sum reserch" thxnks brews!
Kickstarter Crap: www.kickstarte...
SUBSCRIBE!!: www.youtube.com...
Website: www.idubbbz.com/
Spreadshirt: idubbbz.spreads...
Twitch: / idubbbz
Twitter : / idubbbz
Facebook: / idubbbz
This would be really cool and innovative. If it was 1995.
Keg I don't know. It would be extremely innovative seeing how computer were the size of rooms, but this kind of technology feels as if it belongs is the mid to late nineties, early two thousands at best.
Keg No true. It may seem pointless now, but think in 100 years from now, our great grandchildren will think how pointless our smartphones are because they have their minds liked directly to the omninet.
1975*
Yea he is a couple of decades too late
Sonia Lobel It's all about processing power. This thing is just a dumbed down smart phone. I bet if you had this in the 90's (roughly 10 years before the first smart phone), you'd be the talk of the town.
So he invented a giant, cumbersome mobile phone that can do about half the shit a phone can do and all about 1000% less conveniently. Riiight
Half? You´re giving it too much credit, laddie.
laddie
laddie
Dudes made 23k on that dumb cube already proving idiots abound....
***** What potential are you speaking of? I cannot see anything but a colossal waste of money.
If he removed a ton of the useless features, and built a much cheaper, lower powered version, I would buy that as a really cool alarm clock.
There are a ton of those that arent bullshit and way cheaper
Thomas Evans really where can I get a different one
What about your phone? What are you fucking gay?
Yeah just 20 and just be an alarm clock and weather, and it would still look cool
What we need? Weather and alarm clock!
When we need it? Right now!
its like a smart phone but with the technical capacity of an atari 2600
Atari had good games though
sylveon 69 because it is literally a raspberry pi
@@poosydestroyer6545 Raspberry Pi is good
... Part of snake is about not running into the wall.
LETS JUST GET RID OF THE WALLS
So now part of the snake is knowing which side the head of the snake is on, PROLEM?
+SIimeria when there are walls you can just move in zig-zags leaving 1-pixel-thick space near a wall. argument dismissed
You watch a playthrough, you dipshit. It's entirely possible even though it takes a long time cause of repetitive pattern, but it is totally possible.
*****
You obviously can't read.
+Ladical Rad You're fucking cancerous. Why do you use stupid as an insult?
What's the bet that "Linux powered" means there's just a raspberry pi inside it!
haha exactly
+Fresh Toast damn dude we meet again
JojiVlogss not actually a vlog channel I'm everywhere
Fresh Toast your my god
haha, Yea probably.
this would have been the fucking Hottest thing ever in 1987
Jere Aho But it's not. It's 2017.
Dani
But it’s not. It’s 2018
Iceehawk I like that. That was fucking clever.
@@_yellow but it’s not it’s 2021
@@leons2004 but it’s not. It’s 2022
Everything a phone can do, but catch this: Its worse!!!
I feel like if they'd just used screens with the resolution of a normal fucking phone it could've been cool.
+Dogman_35 what the fuck are you doing here
Dominic Doud Better question is who the hell are you? lol
Dogman_35 it's me Underdog on my main account, remember? such an odd place to find you
Dominic Doud
Oh, lol. Now I remember you. Join my game.
Dogman_35 Yep
"what I´ll look like 2 months from now, bald on the top..." - and so the legacy began.
i think if a fortune teller told him all his hair would be infused into a cake and eaten, he would tell her shes fucking gay
+Hyperfox eye. He'd do that anyways.
Relaxel this happened after he got his hair shaved that’s why his hair is so short this came out in 2015 hair cake came out in 2014
Hyperfoxeye read my last comment
Fast forward to today he really leaned into it. Really enjoys the look of someone you don't let your kids get near
I love how throughout the video the guy basically just describes a smart phone like what is he even talking about just use your phone lmao
+TheSandvichTrials im vegan
Except a smart phone doesn't have fucking pixelated ass graphics
*Where the fuck do you plug it in ??11!!!!1!*
ikr??!
Whalesters Bluetooth
@racist frog , to charge it ?
wireless charging, i'm pretty sure he said it in the video
There is so many questions unanswered
Hey, IDubbbz, If you do unfortunately go bald, at least you will be able to have a "weekly wig" feature. One week you could have luscious blonde locks, then you could have ginger curly hair. ;)
He doesn't need to go bald to do that.
MrAZUR3 Yeah, but the concept still stands. Patent pending.
lololololol
iDubbbzTV I would enjoy you having a weekly wig showcase. (/srs/ do you have alopecia?)
MiyariShirou The only thing worst than making a typo on TH-cam, is somebody correcting the typo. gg wp.
The cube suggests it can replace your phone by displaying all that information.
The cub requires a smartphone to operate.
The fact you view the information on your phone to get it to display on the cube means that the cube is entirely irrelevant.
Example.
You want to know the time.
The cube will not display the time until you open the 'clock' app.
You take out your phone and open the cube app and open the 'clock' app on the cube.
By taking out your phone, you've already seen the time.
Great presentation. Worthless and overpriced product.
Yup! Definitely getting one! *Kappa*
+Urban Meadows spread the wisdom to the current backers, including the one for over $2k
How dare you. I have many dimensions.
Ya know somethin? If this was a fully colored 1080p touchscreen cube, I still wouldn’t buy the damn worthless thing.
The guy probably started the project to fund his hair transplant surgery.
HELLO BRETHREN
The time these were written makes 3,2,1 (months)
A device that you can't watch porn on? Useless by that standard
+NuggetHD I don't get it.......I watch hentai......
NuggetHD Oh yeah your right, I forgot about the stupid censors.
You can play those atari porn games on it
+NuggetHD Yeah, genetalia is censored.
+Ozterkvlt That thing is probably lower res than an Atari and I'm not even fucking joking(well,one side anyway)
Wonder what the battery life is like..
How do you charge it to begin with?
Probably 5 years per charge due to the weak ass computer running the thing
+Marshall Testa by smacking it on your head repeatly
That's an awesome profile picture
Idk it seems cool. I mean not $200 but if I saw it for $20-$30 and it was just the alarm clock itself I would at least consider it.
Yeah, I might get one if it was 20 bucks. Maybe.
And like the games and stuff. It might be cool for about 3 seconds to play snake on multiple screens. I'd probably use it for a month and forget about it
My Fitbit does most of these features. The best part is that it looks good and fits on my wrist.
But can you jam it up your ass like the atari cube?
+Starducks unfortunately, I think it would cease to work if that happened.
Benjamin Long no they still work :')
If I had heard about this when it came out I'd have bought it, but not for anything they said. I just like the way it looks and would only use it as a clock.
For 200 bucks.....
Jay I've got a trust fund so yes.
+Kyle Magaro the rich stay rich by not wasting money
typhoon This is very little money and all that matters is making more than I spend.
If you are *rich* $200 is absolutely nothing.
I didn't think it was horrible til I saw 200$ I was thinking 30$
That just looks like 5 shitty displays hooked up to a Raspberry Pi. It costs $199?
6.
Cullen Lonergan There's no screen on the bottom.
+IAN 4000 watch 0:20
+Cullen Lonergan why would there be a screen on the bottom -___-
+DoomGhoul cuz 6 is cooler than 5
"You can check the time without pulling your smatphone out of your pocket." Fucking hell, this is some next level shit right here. Wait, no it's not. Have you ever heard of a god dam clock?
CowsInHats Or this wonderful fucking new device for when your outdoors, what's it called again? A clock-wrist? Oh wait, it's called a watch..
I love that picture of it on the dashboard, it looks so impractical its hard to believe they tried to showcase it like that.
The idea is creative and all but iDubbz is completely right. the piece of shit is completely impractical.
I would say to make it a single function game cube which you can verse people around the world on. but yeah bring up the graphics and make a game that would make sense having a cube for and the thing might actually be alright. sometimes 1 processed and developed idea is better than trying to cram as many small features into it as you can. just my opinion.
Yeah
Featuritis
Who the hell is iDubbz? You mean iDubbbz?
IDubbbz*
it stands for big booty bitches you should know that.
These kickstarter craps age like fine wine. Bravo to you Ian.
SNAKE, IT'S THE WAY OF THE FUTURE. MASSIVE GAMEIUNG COMPABILITYIIESZZZ
Snake is PC's "Next Gen"! It's the future!
Wow Cray was here 💯
Damn he seemed so happy and into his videos back when he made this.
All you'd have to do is take six iphones and you'd have a better product.
its going to be either 6900 euros or shit
so maybe not iphones ?
***** tru
BRUH, CHECK MY SOUNDCLOUD
A cheaper product too
Reaper no it would be worse. If you had sux Samsung's you'd have the best goddamn device ever
0:57 Given his newest haircut, the prophecy rang true, if not a bit late.
It's basically a shitty replacement for a smartphone.
+〈PROTONIUM〉 tru
for 200$ you can just get an iPhone 4s in good condition. but hey, that 16x16 cube is just way better than that, right?
this is the saltiest ive ever seen anyone get over cellphone brands
Khahill Urhsheilf a shitty plastic phone that will become laggy after a couple of weeks of use and has the god awful touchwiz bullcrap on it, hence has a low resell value of 200$
hell no lmao, I'd stick to quality over specs that have no meaning when it comes to real performance
Austin Cook just another diehard fanboy who gets triggered by just looking at the word "iPhone" hehehe. and trust me, this isn't the saltiest, I've seen way worse
over 200 dollars? no thanks.
erik shure especially since its probably just a rasberry pi
erik shure ,kikjccxxxfccf
over 200 likes? No thanks
over 300 doll hairs you got a deal.
its under 200$ not over
how come no one has said something about that 8 bit GPS
Dude. Wondering that too
Had to see if someone commented this lol
I'll buy one for you
WhatAreYouBuyen how are you verified
BunWun Yeah, like wtf?
Hey stranger
Screen name checks out
children would destroy the cube
"It can tell the time, so you don't have to pull your cellphone outta' your pockets."
Yeah, pulling out a phone is way harder than holding a fokin' cube around the whole day.
Yea, like I can't just pull my super small phone off my super space less desk to check the time.that cube is bigger that my lamp.
Jeffre Reynolds Ikr.
16x16? I can see some minecraft nerd turning it into minecraft blocks
BladmirPuting or an 8 year okd
its fucking black and white lmao
BladmirPuting except for the fact that it’s monochrome
This has not aged well
Whos the nerd now
This product is only for pretentious hipsters who think they were born in the wrong decade.
hey edubs, the linux penguin is called tux, brew, pls dew sum reserch
hey did you just assume xir's name
yeah eeedoops!
Linus sounds better
Shut up
Literally everything he said is what my phone is. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONly its smaller, faster, more convenient to use, better protection, and is water proof. Oh did I mention Porn?. Yeah it does that too.
+Dara MagUiginn I want mine in 1 by 1
chemio cremblac O bby change dat pixels color.
If it played porn idubbbz would've already bought it
Hey, don't knock 16x16 b&w porn until you try it!
The end music always gets me so hyped hahaha
What are you doing here boiiiiiii
It sounds like someone autotuned my diarrhea.
I am so confused......
the end music makes me cringe
Turns out that in 10 months, you ended up with even less hair than him.
one more ad and I'm never shopping a Walmart ever again
^at
They got me. I bought my second Walmart
This somewhat looks cool as clock. But 200$ for a clock is not cool.
He was describing his hair exactly how it is now 4 yrs ago
Talk about earmuffs, Ian... You just got that haircut not long ago.
i need 5 more sides to keep track of to satiate my raging autism. a regular computer is not enough
that was one of the best things I have read all day
MY SIDES
Do you think you could port doom on the cube????
Lmao, yes.
Doom can run in ANYTHING... I don't see why this shitty [Alarm clock?] wouldn't
That shit belongs in Spencer's for 5 bucks.
In the back ;)
CYBER SIX?!? I FUCKING LOVED THAT SHOW
I was so bored that I was legitimately considering doing homework. Thank you for saving me, idu-b-b-b-z.
The best part was 0:00 - 0:15
The "captivating" beginning in its early stages.
The epitome of them being when he accidentally dropped them monitors
3:37
Holy fuck, why would they give a sharp ass block like that to a toddler?
"smartphones are raping the yutes; all the yutes. especially the two yutes."
-My Cousin Vinnie
This thing is literally a shitty bulky version of a smartphone
But how the hell do you lose a game of snake with no sides?
You look sick, go eat a burger
I've seen you EVERYWHERE
Cool
We meat again.
I'mma report you for spam!
Jesus Christ your name! Hahaha
but the linux penguin's name is Tux.
*****
Noooo! my world has come crashing down
No, you're mistaken. That's Linus the penguin, you've confused it with LinuxTechTits.
o0julek0o
This sounds promising.
DrRawley Tbh, it does sound like quite the channel. One where Julia and Esther (and Jack ofcourse) wear skimpy clothing etc.
o0julek0o
Esther sounds hot.
I think if this thing was REALLY cheap it could make a pretty nifty novelty alarm clock, I guess.
Idubbbz predicted his future hair style😳 1:01
Just wait till the hot plate feature is implemented, then you can prank your friends by burning your fingerprints off and breaking into their homes.
The linux penguin is called tux.
the more you know.
So u didnt chek d description
Edupsato didato writato dato in da discriptinato potato
tux
***** Yea Linus is the first name of the inventor of the linux
kernel.
if it was 30$ and did nothing but show me the time and the weather I'd legitimately buy it and have it on my table
unfortunately it's 200$ and has a bunch of worthless features
This has one of my favorite outros to the series.
3:42 She looks so pissed about that cube serving no prupose
I'd probably get one if it's like $30.
it's $200.
+keely thanks, it's not like I watched the video or anything
+Verexio ~sarcasm
Jason Ross pretty sure he was playing along
+Wisteria Berlitz it's 200
8:14 I clicked on to that part randomly, I don't even know what to think of it.
Brother, you are a genius and a rare wit. You are better than the lot of them. A big fan.
iDubbbz should have played Willy Wonka instead of Jonny Depp, his giggle at the end was perfect.
how does a 6 side touch screen even work? u must touch it somewhere lol
Mobile Phone. Or a piece of shit heavy, expensive cube. Hmm gotta say it's a tough choice.
Whenever watching your videos I can never choose a video so I click one and spam clicking the "up next" video and see what I end up with
I am never disappointed
2011 was 4 years ago when this video came out. now in 2019 this video is 4 years old, god damn time flies
Wait how the hell do you lose at snake if you never hit a side and die?
the original snake had no sides on the map, it was until you filled the screen or ran into your own snake. Also, that's how you win; you fill the whole cube, which is even more retarded than having no solid side snake.
...solid? Solid snake?
Metal Gear?!?!
LIQUID!!!
that cube actually looks cool, snake with all the cube sides would be lit
I got an ad for this double neck flask thing that seems like it deserves a kickstarter crap of its own
You know what this _thing_ is? It's a little tech toy that you can show off to your friends _once_ during a little get together. You'll talk about it for an hour and then that's it. You'll throw it into a draw or plop it onto a shelf and forget about it. Until a person every 6 or so months will bring it up. You'll never use it because it's so fucking ridiculously stupid.
you know, if this was a wireless touchscreen cube in which you could play six sided snake, tertris digital rubiks cube or something, I'd consider funding it.
but no i get a glorified stocks checker.
duuuude they raised 72.000$ and there has been no update since the funding stopped lmaooo
Okay, the multi side Tetris and snake would be fun though, you gotta admit.
This shit better not get funded. Why would someone want this? Because it has 6 screens? Those 6 screens are pointless when the main selling points are that it's a clock, and that little kids can learn ABC's from it. $200 for a cube that will last a week until you set it down to hard and the fucking bottom screen shatters. Then you can have a $200 paperweight.
try 5 screens you will never be able to see all screens at once.
If you can't set things down like normal people is that the fault of the product?
IsoMacintosh If you can't see a product is just shitty and defend against a good point, is that the fault of a moron? Oh, wait. You answered already.
TopsideTag It's not a good point. You would have to basically smash it to break the screen.
@iDubbbztv we know you have an obsession with linustechtips it's okay
one of the better ones featured on kickstarter crap, not kickstarter itself, but on kickstarter CRAP
This looks like something that’d be in a Scholastic book fair catalog
So it's a worse version of the Ouya.
Its so fun, he could barely contain himself within his Russian monotone. He sounded like he hasn't moved on from the fall of the USSR
This really could have benefited from a set of high-resolution color screens. Sure, it'd still be highly impractical to use and way too big to be a true mobile device, but it sure would look pretty.
this looks pretty cool, like something from adventure time - although I agree with many other comments that a normal smartphone resolution option would have been good. i'd probably use this design mostly because it looks cool and to save battery though.
It is useless but it looks cool
3:46-4:18 Ian literally looks like Daniel Tosh from Tosh.o
1:12 this dude would unironically look better bald
Are we not gonna talk about the fact that Ian's hair is literally shaved into ear muffs now?
Not at all, I didn't get that reference until rewatching this
It seems like that device it taken large steps backwards as it says play games with friends and has Tetris and Snake... ._.
if this succeeds, lots of people are going to live off of a god dang cube. It's sad.
Bacon Smoothy yes it is sad, but people are living off much worse also... and living well :\
I bet the creators of it saw the 'Black Box' from the 2009 movie 'Shorts' (a crappy kids movie with too many clichés and stereotypes to count) and said "hey, we can make that".
If you pumped the resolution up hella it would seem “sort of” dope...
This may be a dumb project but you gotta admit it looks cool
I lost it at "they also rape our children" xD