Kickstarter Crap - POP & STOP

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  • In this video I talk about a C+ product. For some people that wont be good enough. But i was able to do my thing. #blessed #content
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  • @binary1123
    @binary1123 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6673

    When I pee, I only pee half way & save the rest for later

  • @midnightnaturespace
    @midnightnaturespace 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2947

    when i breathe, i only breathe halfway and save the rest for later by strapping a rubber band around my neck

    • @meowieberry4905
      @meowieberry4905 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      steinper TheHunter lmaaoo this is the best one

    • @MayerEO
      @MayerEO 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      legit laughed out loud. good job lol

    • @starisesun7692
      @starisesun7692 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💀

    • @varietywiarrior
      @varietywiarrior 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I've been using a plastic bag. I'll try your method, tho.

    • @lukelaterza2247
      @lukelaterza2247 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      666th like

  • @NinjaKuma
    @NinjaKuma 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2901

    "designed by an aerospace engineer"
    shows why they were fired

    • @EpicUltraKingSmizzy
      @EpicUltraKingSmizzy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      more probably a dude straight out of school who threw together a quick project hoping to make some money

    • @dyslexicbatman6234
      @dyslexicbatman6234 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's exactly what I thought right before reading your comment

    • @grzegorzszymanski6687
      @grzegorzszymanski6687 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Copied by engineer. My mom has the same thing in kitchen drawer, but in metal, it's probably 30 years old. It has rubber on the inside, and looks identical.

    • @Appassionata41
      @Appassionata41 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ninja Kuma - Let's Plays, Reactions, Meme's 666th like

    • @gamingclipz7309
      @gamingclipz7309 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ninja Kuma - Let's Plays, Reactions, Meme's lmfao facts

  • @rachelcactus1124
    @rachelcactus1124 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2158

    I was going to watch the rest of this video but I'll save it for later

    • @skely2346
      @skely2346 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      @Didid Jfkdjfif ok but I'm gonna save the rest for later

    • @xenophon8958
      @xenophon8958 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      this comment is underrated

    • @myramos
      @myramos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Who's Bridgette?

    • @xdscorpoinz6394
      @xdscorpoinz6394 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I love you

    • @207HappyToBeHere
      @207HappyToBeHere 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's pretty goooood

  • @Liesmith424
    @Liesmith424 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1059

    It's physically impossible to not finish a Capri Sun.

    • @KSR3
      @KSR3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      i get packs that have 16 capri suns *after 2 days* there is 3 left

    • @GamingCentral80
      @GamingCentral80 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      one time I was super high and decided to start drinking a Capri sun and passed out on my bed before I could finish it.

    • @iljaradenkovs7150
      @iljaradenkovs7150 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I'm sure my friend could do it. Fucker legit takes 5 minutes to drink 1 .FUCKING 1.

    • @PorWik
      @PorWik 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Joe Marley imagine passing out

    • @wireknight
      @wireknight 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@PorWik imagine

  • @Sinnnclair
    @Sinnnclair 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1444

    if teenagers can finsish six packs im pretty fuckin sure an a adult can finish one

    • @Humpsterlicious
      @Humpsterlicious 8 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      If i can finish half a case in a few hours and keep going until the case has ended ONE adult can drink ONE beer.

    • @TheBritishBaconHD
      @TheBritishBaconHD 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Oh but wait what if they have already drunk a 6 pack and don't want to get totally wasted but already opened a beer...
      Or if they have to drive..

    • @wildwasteland5821
      @wildwasteland5821 8 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      +TheBritishBacon if you're gonna drive then don't buy a beer, take a sip of someone else's if you really want it

    • @thomasmitchell3465
      @thomasmitchell3465 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Moose G. Mad so much edge I cut my finger on my phone

    • @discodancer22
      @discodancer22 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's more like someone finishes 3 and opens a 4th because they're buzzed and realize they can't finish it so they save it for later.

  • @Shooterboy99
    @Shooterboy99 6 ปีที่แล้ว +350

    that whole tangent about chocolate cake seemed pretty personal

  • @SunshineBrownEyes123
    @SunshineBrownEyes123 7 ปีที่แล้ว +200

    i love when edupz argues with "himself" 😂

  • @squeegeemcgee
    @squeegeemcgee 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2401

    "designed by an aerospace engineer"
    wait woah whys that relevant

    • @TheRoflninja1000
      @TheRoflninja1000 8 ปีที่แล้ว +223

      SPACE IS INTELLIGENT! THIS IS INTELLIGENT PRODUCT! GENIUS INNOVATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @SpookNukem
      @SpookNukem 8 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      nasa bottle opener

    • @cIick_bait
      @cIick_bait 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Cancer? The government is why

    • @AlexHidanBR
      @AlexHidanBR 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Because money scheme

    • @isawadelapradera6490
      @isawadelapradera6490 8 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      When an aerospace engineer is reduced to designing a novelty bottle opener you know he's not a successful aerospace engineer

  • @InDeepPudding
    @InDeepPudding 8 ปีที่แล้ว +588

    I live with people who eat half of something and then put it back, I fucking hate them so much. I buy a pack of donuts and then I go to grab a donut and right before I put it in my mouth I see a tiny bite mark on the side of the donut and it almost drives me to murder

    • @TheAlmightyCon
      @TheAlmightyCon 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      +InDeepPudding just pull off and throw away the bitten piece and eat the rest lol

    • @cheesydream
      @cheesydream 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +InDeepPudding If that almost drives you to murder you need help.

    • @Yoshicaster
      @Yoshicaster 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      +InDeepPudding Piss on the food and claim it

    • @OberoonMarteel
      @OberoonMarteel 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      my entire family are the same

    • @SpydersByte
      @SpydersByte 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      +CQBpersonguy It's called hyperbole idiot.

  • @DoctorOden
    @DoctorOden 7 ปีที่แล้ว +182

    If it's the world's first combo bottle opener and sealer, how come my parents have had one since the 80s?

    • @iljaradenkovs7150
      @iljaradenkovs7150 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Blyat the Soviets had one too. Take baby, put bottle neck in mouth and stamp on head. Done bottle open and if need seal just slap potato on broken bottle neck.

    • @brovid-19
      @brovid-19 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@iljaradenkovs7150 i red out loud. in same accent no less. i laugh. maybe not poison you tonight after all.

    • @CWHolleman
      @CWHolleman 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@brovid-19 I truly hope these past 2 years have been absolutely horrible for you.

  • @TheBearOfSpades
    @TheBearOfSpades 7 ปีที่แล้ว +628

    Wait... wine bottles are more then one serving?

    • @LilUFO9499
      @LilUFO9499 7 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      Marcus Brassard not in France

    • @ScottyByrd
      @ScottyByrd 6 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      NAh fam you gotta drink the whole bottle

    • @Godhand-gi6ic
      @Godhand-gi6ic 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Not for me. 1 bottle is the warm up.

    • @MrSqurk
      @MrSqurk 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      It’s normally the 3rd bottle you can’t finish

    • @MountedDragoon
      @MountedDragoon 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Depends on if you're a middle aged divorced woman with two five-year-olds or not.

  • @jakedasnake4373
    @jakedasnake4373 8 ปีที่แล้ว +608

    I had this girl in my class who would buy a breakfast burrito from Carl's junior and eat like 1 inch and the wrap it up and set it aside it was fucking annoying

    • @ksciaa0103
      @ksciaa0103 8 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      I'd eat her burrito remains out of pure spite.

    • @darkultra9605
      @darkultra9605 7 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      it's not burrito remains it's still the whole burrito just with less than half a bite taken out xD

    • @TherinAndHisBongos
      @TherinAndHisBongos 7 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Omg or when these people have like two bites of whatever throw it in some tupperware and then leave in the fridge for a centuary.

    • @thomasjackson6971
      @thomasjackson6971 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Jake da snake grow the fuck up

    • @Mayhzon
      @Mayhzon 7 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I would eat HER burrito, if you know what I mean.

  • @TBags2212
    @TBags2212 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1751

    I mean, I only watch half your videos and save them for later. Way to much cancer in one go for me.

  • @roughentumble9145
    @roughentumble9145 6 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    Old-ass video, but I just had to say this: my swim-trunks came with a bottle opener. It’s sewn onto an elastic band in the pocket.
    E v e r y t h i n g has a bottle opener on it.

  • @emelianemone777
    @emelianemone777 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    so like, every freaking bottle opener project he showed there towards the end were all fully funded, with the majority massively over their set goals.
    if you wanna be all about that kickstarter life then it must contain a bottle opener, damnit!

  • @StarlaBizarre
    @StarlaBizarre 8 ปีที่แล้ว +277

    "..designed by an *aerospace engineer*"

    • @SDeww
      @SDeww 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Starla Bizarre hahah ye that made me laugh too, are we the only 2 people who laughed and crinched at the same time when they told us ""designed by an aerospace engineer"" 😊 😀 😂

    • @sizzurpsteve3807
      @sizzurpsteve3807 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +S Dew same here xd

    • @stasonfrost
      @stasonfrost 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      +S Dew calm down

    • @Wolkenwandererr
      @Wolkenwandererr 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +otacon333x2 Ayy yo fuckboy want to stop

    • @otacon333x2
      @otacon333x2 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hmm?

  • @minefilms1122
    @minefilms1122 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1279

    *opens fridge*
    *grabs beer, expecting to finish it*
    *takes a sip*
    *gets repulsed by it*
    *puts it back in the fridge*

  • @CabbageLoaf143
    @CabbageLoaf143 7 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    The Coolest has a bottle opener

  • @dylanfinch2951
    @dylanfinch2951 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    iDubbz (2015) - "I like to put raisins in my fridge, because I'm a freak."
    This quote will go on my tombstone.

  • @jabltheorist2090
    @jabltheorist2090 7 ปีที่แล้ว +470

    In Czech Republic we say that world is full of bottle openers. Translation: If you are unable to open your beer with knife, axe, rake, edge of the bench, keys, hammer, etc., you don´t deserve the beer.

    • @ianmccall2014
      @ianmccall2014 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      JaBl Theorist That's a good thing to live by.

    • @lxjoe96
      @lxjoe96 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Is that really a phrase? What is it in czech?
      I found "Známé české moudro říká, že svět je plný otvíráků"

    • @martinxXsuto
      @martinxXsuto 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      scientists predict that by 2057 we'll have invented something that's not a beer opener

    • @SDLXVI
      @SDLXVI 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      If you can't open a beer bottle without your nose hair, you done deserve the beer.

    • @jay1932
      @jay1932 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Exactly. You can open a bottle with a piece of paper for fuck sake get creative

  • @goformickey
    @goformickey 7 ปีที่แล้ว +490

    "Made in the USA"
    It's 3d printed... where it's made has 0 significance.

    • @bobobsen
      @bobobsen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It has 0 significance anyway. Literally just "muh freedoms"

    • @touko_nanami
      @touko_nanami 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @Samurai Shampoo That 3-D printer wasnt an American Company employing Americans with a decent job. Most likely it was made in some Chinese factory and uses filament from China

    • @alexeysaranchev6118
      @alexeysaranchev6118 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's possible that they're fundraising for the purpose of organizing a proper production, and the 3D prints are just prototypes.

    • @draskobozic4976
      @draskobozic4976 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Samurai Shampoo thats not why they say that....

    • @molodoy..
      @molodoy.. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@RestitutorEuropa butthurt nationalist spotted

  • @shellbacksclub
    @shellbacksclub 6 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    i don't think he fully grasps the use of a Snuggy.

    • @pingpongpulver6611
      @pingpongpulver6611 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What the fuck is a useful Snuggy for then?

    • @CWHolleman
      @CWHolleman 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ..Says the person who for sure owns a Snuggy.

  • @PeterPan54321
    @PeterPan54321 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    I havent finished a Capri Sun in less than one chug in my whole life. Those things are tiny.

    • @upyoursdotcom
      @upyoursdotcom 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Do you mean more than one chug

    • @lj-wp3sf
      @lj-wp3sf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jack Hinks i mean it’s still correct

  • @nickl608
    @nickl608 8 ปีที่แล้ว +310

    who drinks half a beer

  • @treasure674
    @treasure674 7 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    "I'm only feeling one ounce" fuck I was in stiches

  • @notnotteodor2453
    @notnotteodor2453 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    A Caprisun is finished in half a second

    • @famsalad6235
      @famsalad6235 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i shoved the plastic in my mouth

  • @franklintheturtle217
    @franklintheturtle217 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Crazy how far this dude has fallen.

  • @austinhenderson3862
    @austinhenderson3862 8 ปีที่แล้ว +549

    I feel the reason you have bald spots is because you get stressed from your videos. You get pretty heated.

    • @test-hy5vk
      @test-hy5vk 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      heated?

    • @nesretepful
      @nesretepful 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +MacMalarkey he wasn't questioning the word itself

    • @test-hy5vk
      @test-hy5vk 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lord Rudy wait how do you know what was i questionig

    • @nesretepful
      @nesretepful 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      puz golac i would assume you've heard the term heated

    • @test-hy5vk
      @test-hy5vk 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lord Rudy yes but not in this way

  • @Meggmot
    @Meggmot 8 ปีที่แล้ว +242

    As an alcoholic, this product is cancer. Snuggies, now those are the shit. I wear mine every day. I fucking wish I was kidding.

    • @johnmoriz3508
      @johnmoriz3508 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      +Ladical Rad You won't understand the comfort of them until you have one.

    • @johnmoriz3508
      @johnmoriz3508 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ***** You just don't get it

    • @orhowilearnedtostopworryin9682
      @orhowilearnedtostopworryin9682 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Based KD My whole family received Snuggies as gifts one year for Christmas from a friend and after a week none of us used them again. They feel cheap and hardly keep you warm. You could just turn a regular robe around and have the same thing. All four of us gave them a chance and were very disappointed considering how many people like you gushes about how great they are. Snuggies are nothing special. I'll stick with my robe.

    • @johnmoriz3508
      @johnmoriz3508 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      orhowilearnedtostopworrying idk what type of ghetto ass snuggie you guys got, but mine is soft as fuck.

    • @johnmoriz3508
      @johnmoriz3508 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** a soft backwards robe.

  • @leviathanxyzzy4993
    @leviathanxyzzy4993 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Wine bottles are more than one serving? Since WHEN?

    • @rickydarragh4775
      @rickydarragh4775 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Leviathan Xyzzy A bottle a day lets the alcoholism stay

  • @spoonsrattling5143
    @spoonsrattling5143 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I wonder if all edups shirts are stretched from V neck man..

  • @MythicalPhoebe
    @MythicalPhoebe 8 ปีที่แล้ว +299

    "designed by an aerospace engineer"

    • @NyQuilDonut
      @NyQuilDonut 7 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Only an aerospace engineer could think of something like this.

    • @sickcxnt9444
      @sickcxnt9444 7 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Steven Tarsitano I bet that 'aerospace engineer' is actually an alcoholic NASA dropout

    • @SDLXVI
      @SDLXVI 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Engineer: *BELCH* Heeeeyyy guys. I, uh, got this bottle opener can also seal the beer b*BELCH*ottle.
      Boss: Get out, no paycheck.

  • @gradyw3961
    @gradyw3961 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1160

    Wow edups i think thate proodukt iz veray goood. Ween I drink my Europian drenk I caant feensh it soo i pout in freedge you knowe howe gode that iz?
    Veeri nace!

    • @kookiesandtae3565
      @kookiesandtae3565 8 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      uz cerect grammer o ma gaod

    • @bytefu
      @bytefu 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      end arfografee tu

    • @adeindotson3148
      @adeindotson3148 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Grady Wilcox u iz vary guud witf yur spalling

    • @ITSTIMETOSTOP
      @ITSTIMETOSTOP 7 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      The laser iz tew stronge

    • @adeindotson3148
      @adeindotson3148 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Da skarp lasor rasor iz 2 stronge fer u an me an erybooody in da woruld

  • @ferventblack
    @ferventblack 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    “I put my raisins in the fridge because I’m a FREAK!”

  • @crisromero8147
    @crisromero8147 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Why was you going in so hard this episode u had me dying 😂😂💀

  • @BigFatSmellyFoot
    @BigFatSmellyFoot 8 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    Why did this seem so close to heart for you, iDubbz?
    Who hurt you?

    • @codefreak8
      @codefreak8 8 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      +Chicke Nugget A bottle seal killed my first love.

    • @tacopattacopat1261
      @tacopattacopat1261 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Stone I knew that day I would kill their leader...condom. Bottole opener coming out may 26 27000

    • @paulwilliams296
      @paulwilliams296 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +chicke nugget it's iDubbbz you fuck 3 b's

    • @benkohler4360
      @benkohler4360 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      he did seemed really heated about it, and this is the only video ive actually disagreed with idubbbz on 😂 still a funny video tho

    • @NIGHTOFTHEWHORES
      @NIGHTOFTHEWHORES 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah that chocolate cake bit was the giveaway...

  • @Bliced
    @Bliced 9 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    THANK YOU. I fucking hate those people who take like half a serving and shove the rest in a fridge where it sits for anywhere from 2-20 days before they toss it because "it went bad". Hell at work one of my co workers used to store like 10% left of a drink in the fridge and then she would go through and toss about 10-15 bottles at the end of each month with about 10% liquid left in them and OMFDSAGASASD
    /rant

    • @drudan8957
      @drudan8957 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Bliced I am here for the cookies.

    • @kylestallings9684
      @kylestallings9684 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bliced FUCK OFF SOMETIMES IT GOES FLAT OKAY ;_;

    • @JackZanma
      @JackZanma 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +hulk hogan sup hulk

    • @lonegamer6913
      @lonegamer6913 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Bliced i rarely finish what im drinking but drink a good enough portion of it not to be bothered i just throw the bitch away[]same thing if it goes flat.

  • @GlassbrainZ
    @GlassbrainZ ปีที่แล้ว +5

    idubbbz complains before idubbbz complained.

  • @ferrobuckets1261
    @ferrobuckets1261 7 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Caprisun in the fridge.........

    • @lucian1311_
      @lucian1311_ 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      hmmmmm.......caprisun

  • @zapman6528
    @zapman6528 8 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    He reminds me so much of Starkiller from starwars the force unleashed

    • @elijahgillespie3252
      @elijahgillespie3252 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It can't be unseen......

    • @arax20
      @arax20 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      In both form and quality.

    • @nukesakuji
      @nukesakuji 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      maybe less chiseled features than the Starkiller, but close enough.

    • @Naterade1959
      @Naterade1959 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      i always thought starkiller looked like chester bennington lol

    • @CainTheFierce
      @CainTheFierce 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wow Zap you just blew my mind

  • @Mindbreaker89x
    @Mindbreaker89x 8 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    A fucking lighter can be used as a bottle opener... How are people making money off of this ?!

    • @juliusalexander2275
      @juliusalexander2275 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      +Ladical Rad Non-smokers (some) not everyone. Carry lighters around in case someone needs to light their cigarette on fire, and may have lost theirs. Or if they are going somewhere and need to light candles. Or if someone's in the woods and want to grill something. Lighters and matches are quite useful even if you don't smoke.

    • @juliusalexander2275
      @juliusalexander2275 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +Ladical Rad And by the way, I'm really sorry for my grammatical issues, I am sadly not English and I'm self learned.. Started a year ago. Please don't hate me

    • @michaelb.5114
      @michaelb.5114 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +Ladical Rad Pyromaniacs.

    • @aidan8422
      @aidan8422 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      +Julius Alexander You're better than 90% of Americans. Don't be sorry.

    • @ewan80
      @ewan80 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      +Julius Alexander Yep, your English skills are superior to most Americans...

  • @darkartsdabbler2407
    @darkartsdabbler2407 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love how idubbbz does his own comment section and responses in the video. Really saves us time

  • @rdk750
    @rdk750 7 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    Does the penumBRA have bottle-opening capabilities?
    I'll take 10

  • @xKarnage74
    @xKarnage74 7 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    I could eat a whole watermelon. It's practically water.

    • @killerwhale2419
      @killerwhale2419 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It’s actually half water and half melon. You’re welcome 4 years later.

  • @MrAwesomeBart
    @MrAwesomeBart 7 ปีที่แล้ว +222

    I may be from middle Europe but we got bottle openers with seals for bottles since like 1989 so I don't know why this shit got so many backers on Kickstarter.

    • @adamfogh8693
      @adamfogh8693 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Mr Awesome Bart found a Guinness variant from the 60's sold on an auction, hard to claim something is innovative when it's actually being sold as an antique

    • @ian_witkowski
      @ian_witkowski 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      .

    • @Lmpfapo1
      @Lmpfapo1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Because North America doesn't really have them. I had never seen a seal for a beer until I went to Germany.

    • @veda2423
      @veda2423 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +Sebi20070 i have fackelmann ones too, theyre old af but still work a charm.

    • @rahulg5403
      @rahulg5403 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Mr Awesome Bart the Kickstarter started in 1989...

  • @MrSlendyMannn
    @MrSlendyMannn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    2:28 I still love this rant to this day.

  • @chrissre7935
    @chrissre7935 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Lol I have a device like this that I was made in the USSR. You can open a bottle and the other side is for closing it and it was given for free to every box of beer. So they reinvented something that was made 50 years ago. WOW Innovation.

  • @hongu1634
    @hongu1634 8 ปีที่แล้ว +240

    iDubbbz...you're getting mad over a bottle opener. Are you okay?

    • @alexyyw3961
      @alexyyw3961 8 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      He got trigered

    • @Ipreferhacks
      @Ipreferhacks 8 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      lol he does this every 3 -5 kick starters

    • @azugirl111
      @azugirl111 7 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Mechazawa he's really upset about people not consuming an entire serving size at once for some reason

    • @GoldLuminance
      @GoldLuminance 7 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      No, he only read half the kickstarter and saved the rest for later.

    • @B0K0691
      @B0K0691 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      tasha b because it's a retarded thing to do

  • @SuperSocomSeals
    @SuperSocomSeals 8 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    what is the point of drinking half a beer...

    • @Scoutmemes247
      @Scoutmemes247 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      To be gay

    • @discodancer22
      @discodancer22 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's more like someone finishes 3 and opens a 4th because they're buzzed and realize they can't finish it so they save it for later.

  • @praiseit6848
    @praiseit6848 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    but iDubbbz, here in Europe a beer has 0,5 L
    and i usually drink about 8 of em

  • @senseiroy8410
    @senseiroy8410 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    this is something I would see by the cash register at an auto shop, say "oh that's neat" and then walk away from

    • @DLC_PR016
      @DLC_PR016 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sensei Roy I thought your pfp was the Minecraft forest

  • @Bigbub66
    @Bigbub66 9 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Don't a lot of bottles have twist-off caps in America anyway?

    • @peytonstein8616
      @peytonstein8616 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +Lobstromonous Entertainment plastic bottles do, glass bottles dont.

    • @Mars_junior
      @Mars_junior 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Lobstromonous Entertainment Some beers do but they just twist off, you can't get it back on.

    • @hyperion3145
      @hyperion3145 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      But we Americans find twist-off caps too complex.

    • @peytonstein8616
      @peytonstein8616 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Carnage after all my years on this earth I still fuck up the cap sometimes.

    • @hyperion3145
      @hyperion3145 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      peyton stein it takes lots of training to master the twist off cap.

  • @TNTMans
    @TNTMans 7 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    I knew I guy who couldn't finish a cool aid jammer.

    • @hsjaosnsbeisnsne3521
      @hsjaosnsbeisnsne3521 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Andrew_FTW is he still alive

    • @tem3607
      @tem3607 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@hsjaosnsbeisnsne3521 no

  • @effkarl8303
    @effkarl8303 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    The amnesty towards these people is like he's taking it personally and I love it.

    • @CWHolleman
      @CWHolleman 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Amnesty: an official pardon for people who have been convicted of political offenses.
      Did you mean animosity? Its ok if you did, 16 other morons agreed so at least you are not alone.

  • @tristenhowe2886
    @tristenhowe2886 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    usually i have to drink 2 caprisuns before my thirst is satisfied

    • @JanoyCresvaZero
      @JanoyCresvaZero 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I usually have to crush an entire box of 6.

    • @famsalad6235
      @famsalad6235 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@JanoyCresvaZero i usually have to get beat by my dad

    • @JanoyCresvaZero
      @JanoyCresvaZero 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      fam salad
      Same fam 😢

  • @funwillfunwill
    @funwillfunwill 7 ปีที่แล้ว +194

    Your name isn't Casey it's Devin

  • @DeadCrescendo
    @DeadCrescendo 8 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    "What kind of people take a couple drinks of a beer and put it back"
    Hipsters who spent 16 dollars on a 4 pack of "Local Craft Brew" and want to SAVOR THE TASTE.
    Drink a fucking Budweiser. Jesus Christ.

    • @DeadCrescendo
      @DeadCrescendo 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +DeadCrescendo Also yeah, no kidding. My kitchen shears have a bottle opener.

    • @PentaYOOO
      @PentaYOOO 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Dylan Morrison Hipsters love socks

  • @Onyxiate
    @Onyxiate 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I mean, lids on bottles on alcohol could come in handy at parties to stop people from putting roofies into it.

  • @WPaKFamily
    @WPaKFamily 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Why did it take an Aerospace Engineering degree to make this ?

  • @Predatorxdd
    @Predatorxdd 8 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    I have a bottle opener on my belt.

    • @cnsmooth
      @cnsmooth 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I used to but itwas a shit belt, and I worry about urine splash back on the bottle when I use the urinals

    • @cnsmooth
      @cnsmooth 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Samuel Mason as close as you would expect to. I have a powerful stream

    • @rdk750
      @rdk750 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I have a bottle opener protruding from right underneath my belt

    • @Scheduledfordeletion
      @Scheduledfordeletion 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same!

    • @justme8593
      @justme8593 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why tf

  • @jokeropsairsoft1706
    @jokeropsairsoft1706 8 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Even a certain GUN has a bottle opener. So yes, probably EVERYTHING has one.

  • @daspedal2730
    @daspedal2730 16 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Im so happy.
    You can come here back after years and still watch cool stuff on this platform…

  • @-zsigolightning-9141
    @-zsigolightning-9141 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    8:19 Unknown Particle exits ians mouth, origin unknown, velocity: 30KPH

  • @spapolicy
    @spapolicy 8 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    "i know about bras, i wear em all the time" -iDubbbz, 2015

  • @FuriousCheddar
    @FuriousCheddar 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Lol fking savage with that chocolate cake analogy

  • @xirabolt
    @xirabolt 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Old but just wanted to say, I have a coworker who would eat half a Slim Jim. One of the small 5" sticks. He'd eat two damn bites and save the rest for the next break.

  • @cassidylouwerens1768
    @cassidylouwerens1768 7 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    I'm the person that eats half a Snickers bar and wraps it up. Fite me irl

    • @Optiplex321
      @Optiplex321 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cassidy Louwerens Why xD

    • @cassidylouwerens1768
      @cassidylouwerens1768 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Because I can't eat a whole candy bar at once. It's just too much. Candy is good in certain amounts. A Hershey bar will last me a week if I put it in the freezer and just break off pieces when I want them. :)

    • @Optiplex321
      @Optiplex321 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Cassidy Louwerens A snickers bar has a lifespan of 2 minutes in my hands. And there's no Hershey bars here in the Netherlands >

    • @cassidylouwerens1768
      @cassidylouwerens1768 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      I can understand that lol. Everyone is different! :)

    • @victoriarodriguez1964
      @victoriarodriguez1964 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh, god, thanks, it's the same for me xD I eat a bag of chips in two or three days. I can eat the whole thing, but I don't really enjoy it that way, I can't help it xD

  • @Tudorgeable
    @Tudorgeable 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    It would be funny if there was an actual cure for cancer funded on kickstarter that had a built in bottle opener. Nobody would bat an eye.

  • @elementary_aleks9515
    @elementary_aleks9515 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    wow, i just thought that all kids downed capri suns in one sip, thats what I did

    • @ladicus
      @ladicus 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      same

    • @dutchduk3342
      @dutchduk3342 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I put mine in an estrus flask you scrubs

    • @dutchduk3342
      @dutchduk3342 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +SGT. Honeybadger *estus

  • @MultiPokemonlover3
    @MultiPokemonlover3 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is one of my favorite videos from idubbbz

  • @ding-dongditches6022
    @ding-dongditches6022 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    You can put a bottle open on evrything. When I ordered a bike and went to pick it up, there was a bottle opener behind the seat. 😀

  • @SpawnPixel
    @SpawnPixel 8 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    my fucking belt has a bottle opener, like wtf.

    • @benspro3173
      @benspro3173 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      My fucking longboard has one. I shit you not.

    • @beeholder1160
      @beeholder1160 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Everything is a bottle opener, and to prove it, my dad gets the most random things he can find to open bottles.
      He's used chairs, doors and toy cars.

    • @Skull_E_Duggery
      @Skull_E_Duggery 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +adventuresinunderland you are my motivation

    • @misterdinner3648
      @misterdinner3648 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      you can open bottles with your bear hands, just grab it with your palm and twist it off.

    • @Wanderlust1972
      @Wanderlust1972 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      comes in handy

  • @andiebear1515
    @andiebear1515 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    this product is good if you're drinking on the go so it doesn't spill. otherwise it's kinda useless.

  • @Nero-dz5gr
    @Nero-dz5gr 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    gotta love the fact that we have a Bottleopener and Sealer in our kitchedrawer that has been around for 20 years..

  • @casey3916
    @casey3916 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    It's amazing. When I re watch these videos there's always a new gem I discover

  • @Guilmon470
    @Guilmon470 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    What in the fuck is an unfinished beer anyway?

  • @rahil6455
    @rahil6455 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    You forgot about a bottle opener in the 180 dollar cooler

  • @derrylbyrne2151
    @derrylbyrne2151 7 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    who else is catching up on idubbbz videos after just discovering him?

  • @mapu1
    @mapu1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    But Iddubz, this is awesome for when you are speeding and drinking beer. I get beer all over my shirt when taking sharp turns, but now when I got this thing, I can drink and drive no problem.

  • @Led....
    @Led.... 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    HOW THE FUCK DID YOU KNOW I SUGGESTED THE DICE BETTING SEGMENT!!!

  • @baileymoat9895
    @baileymoat9895 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    i love this. Every point he makes is soo good. i just love his videos and him. :)

  • @heroesytumbas
    @heroesytumbas 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Damn, and all this time I thought I was alone in my hatred for idiots that won't finish their 1 person servings in one sit.
    Thank you, idupts.

  • @103drs
    @103drs ปีที่แล้ว +3

    If you play at 1.75 speed, he sounds like Ben Shapiro.

  • @drawachicken2441
    @drawachicken2441 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Made right here in the USA!
    Looks outside, nope I am still in the Netherlands.

    • @RedJokerYT
      @RedJokerYT 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      wat ben je, fucking homosexueel?

    • @drawachicken2441
      @drawachicken2441 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +RedJoker nee gewoon ff "schopbeginner schijt" kijken.
      Los maar op!

    • @RedJokerYT
      @RedJokerYT 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +DrawAChicken hey, dat is best wel goed!

    • @RedJokerYT
      @RedJokerYT 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +DrawAChicken gozer, je ziet er ziek uit.
      eet een burger.

    • @drawachicken2441
      @drawachicken2441 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +RedJoker Papa en mama zijn misschien gescheiden.
      Ooooh, dat was het ergste wat je ooit is overkomen.
      Voor de rest was je leven een stuk taart.
      Je bent misschien een beetje gepest.

  • @bigbadgerz3006
    @bigbadgerz3006 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This truly is Kickstarter crap. Duct tape can do all of that shit.

  • @dv1098
    @dv1098 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Ian, this video is rude and offensive. You should apologize and unlist this

    • @dumcatgaming
      @dumcatgaming ปีที่แล้ว +1

      are you just gonna comment this on every old video?

    • @dv1098
      @dv1098 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@dumcatgaming I was inspired to fight racism by Ian's newest video

  • @musclecarmaniac6914
    @musclecarmaniac6914 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    When he went on about the raisins he sounded like our local crackhead.

  • @cow6470
    @cow6470 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I was born with a bottle opener on my foot instead of a left big toe.

  • @rickyspanish6596
    @rickyspanish6596 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Technically, they cannot sell those Seahawk bottle openers, unless they pay lots of money to the NFL

  • @pv8685
    @pv8685 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Allmost 8 Million subs. Congrats ian. Thanks for your videos. You allways male me lough, even on a Bad day!

  • @sophiacharest7466
    @sophiacharest7466 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Once my teacher gave me a New York Key chain that had a nail trimmer, a nail file, and a bottle opener. It was magical

  • @thezombiefan777
    @thezombiefan777 8 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Why people drink something that tastes like piss is some entire thing on it's own.

  • @PaintNYBlu
    @PaintNYBlu 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    he said bottle opener so many times that it started to sound weird.

  • @masonr2624
    @masonr2624 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Sometimes I like a cap on my beer for when I'm driving off road and drinking

  • @Tye2K
    @Tye2K 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    i'm about to fucking cry bro this shit is hilarious 😭😭 nigga doesn't give anyone a break

  • @TheLeeringMachinist
    @TheLeeringMachinist 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    There are a couple of guns that have a bottle opener prebuilt on them.

  • @AnnieBornAgain
    @AnnieBornAgain 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I'm a women so maybe i'm looking at it different but ,
    I think this do have one use.
    Make it pink/purple with a little bit of glitter .
    You ask what would be the market !! Nightclubs giving them out to girls (Or in Blue for boys) Because if you could use it to stop your drinks being spiked..
    I think that would have got backing stright away from a company..
    just my view thought..

    • @duffmanzee
      @duffmanzee 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Annie BornAgain because noone can just slide it off snd slip their roofies in and slide it back on. that would be impossible

    • @AnnieBornAgain
      @AnnieBornAgain 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      duffmanzee Most of us would see someone picking up a bottle ,taking the lid off and putting it back down.. if someone spikes a drink its quick and 99% of people don't see it happen.. Fumble around with someones drink 99% of people Would see it happen. And one barrier is better then nothing..

    • @duffmanzee
      @duffmanzee 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Annie BornAgain its just a diffrent type of slight of hand perhaps someone can uncap your beer and place the roofie inside behind their back. or perhaps there is someone taking to you and your not worring as much about your drink because you have a cover on it. then it would have spiked drinks rates increase. if you want to be safer try that nail polish that changes color when dipped into a spiked drink.

    • @AnnieBornAgain
      @AnnieBornAgain 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      duffmanzee I don't drink or anything like that however i have nieces,
      I think ANYTHING that can help should, not just one measure but many measure, maybe if the cap changed colour if it had been spiked could also be an option..

    • @duffmanzee
      @duffmanzee 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Annie BornAgain i find it similar to a gun the more safeties you have on a firearm the more likely people think oh its fine i can turn my brain safety off but the best kind of safety is a brain safety. the more precautions people take for their drinks the less they will watch them its just human nature.

  • @emrys9547
    @emrys9547 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    I just came to watch this because I did this exact thing with a beer last night. I opened it, poured out a pint, didn't finish the pint, and put a pringles lid on the glass, and the bottle top back on the bottle. I needed reminding that I'm a re-tarr

  • @caidengriggs720
    @caidengriggs720 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    He is literally roasting the fuck out of the Kickstarter. At the end “it’s not THAT bad”