I wanted to brush it out of her face so badly! It made my face itch. I’d love to know how much time they spent before each take “sculpting” it to perfection.
11 year old girl, 28 years later becomes 54 year old woman. Jenny looks great for a 54 yo, but who she kidding? She doesn't look like someone in their 30s.
Joseph annoyed they didn’t upload Smith to the cloud has me dying 😂. Also, Jlo’s acting in this was bad but it was terrible the first 20 minutes when she’s trying to be serious and tough.
Let me preface I admire you both for taking the time to highlight and review important and/or independent filmmakers big media doesn't cover enough. In doing so, you provide a more holistic take which demonstrates a deeper understanding and appreciation for the art of film.. That being said, you always got me knee-slappin, hollerin and ROFL when you cover the worst of the worst. I mean you had me at combover. #JLOcombover #fishjellyfilmreviews 🤣🤣🤣🤣🏆🎉
You guys have the best review channel and both of you always have such gorgeous skin and Imma need a skin care routine out of both you - stop playing with me lol
This review is so on point! She was extremely SHRILL!!!!! I don’t play video games, but I found myself thinking that parts of the movie looked like an old one. I watched parts of Anaconda after watching this. It’s amazing how much JLo’s acting and look have changed.
I've always said JLo is a mediocre actress. Her acting skills are good enough for light tv comedy. Not because she's funny but because her delivery & tone would blend with the other mediocre to limited experience actors
MY ENGLISH IS BAD, I KNOW THAT.. I ONLY WATCHED 1 HOUR AND 5 MIN AFTER 3 FIGHTS WITH MYSELF, BECAUSE I DID NOT WANT TO MISS THE HOCKEY MATCH BECAUSE IN ROMANIA THE MATCH WAS AT 3 AM, FOR FEAR OF SLEEP, I I INTENDED TO SEE THIS MOVIE UNTIL THE END. THIS ABOMINATION OF A MOVIE HELPED ME MORE THAN 10 COFFEES, EXACTLY THE DESIRE OF THE CHARACTER PLAYED BY J LO THROUGHOUT THE MOVIE. I WAS SO FURIOUS FOR THIS EMBARRASSING PRODUCTION. BY THE WAY, I WAS GLAD FOR EDMONTON IN THIS MATCH 6.
This movie had its flaws but I must say I still really enjoy it! I definitely would watch it again. I can understand why people might not like it 🤷🏽♀️
I really enjoyed it! I was surprised that people disliked it so much. The relationship between her and Smith was very sweet ❤ And, they made a lot of good points about society and the future of AI. The worst part was her hair 😮
Funny things that I think you didn't mentioned: - The AI terrorists are so so advanced, so high tech that an small magnet can destroy them, but wait, even 28 years ago they didn't tried some kind of magnet weapon to kill them all? Like a big EMP may be? lol! - The amazing MECH tech that JLo need to actually make MOVES (Move legs and arms) inside the Mech to actually move it?, so she gets even tired and sweating because of the physical effort ? lol! - A.I it's totally in SYNC with JLo, but she still need to do swipes to the UI and TALK to the A.I to do things? so advanced lol! - A.I. first and worst terrorist in the Universe, can makes a lot of clones of the "Cosko"? terrorist, but it CAN'T do millions of clones of himself and spread it around many galaxies. So advanced, no no!, I must be only ONE! LOL!. Same stupid plot than "THE CREATOR" movie, the stupid kid that CAN'T BE CLONED by millions. They didn't learned from THE MATRIX virus? SMITH?, that it cloned him self.
I’m still undecided whether to watch it, but am curious how its currently in #1 spot on the UK chart considering all the negative reviews. She can’t catch a break right now. Nothing she’s doing is going to plan right now, but she is to blame for much of it tbf.
I was entertained enough for something that was streamed at home not paid for in a theater. I dont believe the cgi was any worse than any scads of marvel films with flimsier scripts than this.
I hoped you'd say it- They lost me when they tried to convince us in the 1st 7 mins. JLo was 38/39? bye. It was a good story but the 1 hr. of just her overacting- badly - cringe. The hair maybe she was trying to look younger? like when she was running up and down the block in the Bronx. :p
the syncing bit with JLO and the AI scene thing took like 20- 30 minutes of screentime i just found that bit was the part that made me grab my phone and start scrolling through instagram and yawn. i don't want a 30 minute scene of someone trying to figure something out like move on like i get the point of it but its a waste of story and that would turn audience off..also when she was fighting with the AI and getting frustrated i just felt like that was so cringe and forced and the acting felt off.
A German YTer film critic, his name is 'Behaind, pointed out that's all about people who just like to see Jennifer Lopez. THE MOTHER ranks in the most successful films on Netflix.
Whoops! Two times you've noted "cheap" in comments about the CGI, this and *Megalopolis* - but here, there's also, "shitty chaos!" - where's all those millions being spent is a mystery!
does anyone here watches the reviews BEFORE a movie? I always look for reviews after I watched the movie, to see how other people got annoyexd by the same things I got annoyed by.
I had a good time. Full disclosure I watched on 1.5 x speed. I wish Sterling and Simu had just a little bit more to do but it's a good action/ sci-fi movie.@@theweehooyeah
Man, between the mixed response of her This Is Me Now film, her (current) divorce from Ben Affleck, cancelling many dates of her tour due to low ticket sales, and this film flopping critically, this really is NOT the year for Jennifer Lopez, is it?
JLo is no Sigourney Weaver and sure ain't no Data Analyst. It's like Whalberg being a High School teacher. Of all Peytons film, Rampage is damn good in his and Dwaynes film catalogue. It damn good than the trappings it is in
The fact they have a haggard looking 65 year old trying to play a 40 year old is laughable on it's own, but it's extra sad that Jennifer thinks she still looks 40. Photoshop can't hide your age as well as she seems to think it does and it also looks like they edited her face in the movie to look younger cause she certainly doesn't look that wrinkleless in real life.
I think that’s Jennifer’s actual hair! Without the extensions. Y’all didn’t see Season 1 of (NBC tv show, 2016) “Shades of Blue”? Or, her (2019) TH-cam vlogs….when they’re inserting her extensions?
It's like she wanted this to be a revival year for her career, with all that she had going on. Instead, though, it's like this is turning into her Katy Perry WITNESS flop era year.
@@fishjellyfilmreviews I believe the 3 leads are being asked what kinds of foods they like. JLo says "I'm Puerto Rican so I like rice and beans". Sterling interrupts saying something like "you're Puerto Rican!?! 😮 You don't say" JLo quickly retorts "I am". Then Sterling proceeds to say foods in Spanish while JLo was talking 😂🤣😂🤣
JLO is great at so many things but never been a fan of her acting. Maybe she can do a romantic comedy well, but TBH there is something in her manner of speaking that always seems inauthentic and fake to me. I can't watch her, its cringy. But lover her music and dancing and performing on stage.
Jennifer Lopez and Halle Berry are known for more of the the worst wigs, weaves, extensions..than good ones. I’m Not sure of why this is considering they are so beautiful..can someone give them some good hairstyles suited for their roles. I won’t be going to see this one either. THANKS once again guys for saving me some Money. 🤓🤗
I love this genre and I did feel that the plot was VERY derivitive. However I still give this movie 2.5 out of 5. I liked seeing JLo in this role and I recognize that most of the emotional beats would not have been hit properly had JLo not acted her ass off on that green screen. That is very difficult to pull off especially when there aren't other actors in the scene to play off of. Furthermore, I don't think JLo is shrill. Maybe she is to some but her voice is nowhere near as annoying as others, like popular TH-camr Grace Randolph.
It was so bland. If people fell asleep while watching, I don't blame them. It tried to take from other more successful sci-fi films, but didn't even do that well. J.Lo overacted to the nth degree and the age didn't add up frfr
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Everytime you two review a JLo B-movie, an angel gets its wings. Fly, girl, fly!
Jlo had that hair back when she was running through the Bronx all dreams and sh...
😂😂😂
That's exactly what I was thinking. Someone gave her a noogie before filming.
At the bodega, getting her orange drank 😅
@@Merinkousif you know, you know 😉 🤮
She must have been such a crazy little girl.
I've been waiting to hear Joseph's thoughts on J Lo's hair.
The most crucial critique to come out of any of these videos
I wanted to brush it out of her face so badly! It made my face itch. I’d love to know how much time they spent before each take “sculpting” it to perfection.
I haven't made it through the video but I know Joseph gonna get at this hair 😅
"throw it away" - that would had been a good line to add to the title of your review or on the thumbnail. HILARIOUS!!
Does she marry the robot ? She hasn’t married a robot in a movie yet.
😂😂
Casper Smart? 🤖
I don't know which is worse: Jennifer Lopez as any type of analyst or Mark Walberg as any type of educator. Lawd can't we stop giving them work?
Yes. This comment. Enough …please..
I liked the happening. Plants attacking us because of how we treat 🌎
@@Buffy83190 I liked the concept, but Mark Walberg as a teacher? No 😒
@@nightangel3578 your right he didn't pass lol
He was a teacher in the Happening which is one of my favorite accidental comedies lol
in space no one can hear you scream for hair and make-up...
😅😅😅😅
😂😂😂💥🔥🙌🏾💯🎉
Damn. 😂😂😂😂
Lol. "J-Lo is no Sigourney Weaver, & this is no "Aliens." Lol."
Keep-up-the great work(s.) guys.
Pull quotes are 🔥
Why did I see this and go “YES! They watched it so I don’t have to!”
I was chomping at the bit waiting for Joseph to review this and Jennifer's hair. Never disappoints!😄
«Throw it away! Should be on a shirt!
Joseph talking about JLo is one of the great pleasures in life...
11 year old girl, 28 years later becomes 54 year old woman. Jenny looks great for a 54 yo, but who she kidding? She doesn't look like someone in their 30s.
I ordered a quad Americano at Starbucks once, at the barista’s suggestion. I didn’t sleep at all that night.
That might kill me lol
Damn that’s weapons grade like liquid speed.
I’m ready
Joseph annoyed they didn’t upload Smith to the cloud has me dying 😂. Also, Jlo’s acting in this was bad but it was terrible the first 20 minutes when she’s trying to be serious and tough.
I’ve been waiting for this review. It’s finally here!! My favourite movie reviewers. Nicks eye rolls get me every time x
The videos with terrible reviews are always the most entertaining to watch 😅
Thanks for enduring such subpar movies LOL
Uh oh...i smell some dragging about to happen...
Let me preface I admire you both for taking the time to highlight and review important and/or independent filmmakers big media doesn't cover enough. In doing so, you provide a more holistic take which demonstrates a deeper understanding and appreciation for the art of film.. That being said, you always got me knee-slappin, hollerin and ROFL when you cover the worst of the worst. I mean you had me at combover. #JLOcombover #fishjellyfilmreviews
🤣🤣🤣🤣🏆🎉
Yes! After working all Holiday, watching this is my reward!
I actually liked it. I cried when smith died.
As soon as I saw JLo. I knew this was going be good!😂. 2 mins in already hit liked lol. Love it
I always enjoy yall reviews mane....lol
Best reviewers ever. Thank you both!
You can tell from their faces in the thumbnail that this is gonna be a fun review 😂
You guys have the best review channel and both of you always have such gorgeous skin and Imma need a skin care routine out of both you - stop playing with me lol
🙏🏾
thanks guys, always my fav to watch and always honest and on point, zero gaslighting, thanks
I'm sorry, but I've always thought Jennifer Lopez is a terrible actor, and egotistical besides.
Thanks for watching this so we don't have to!
The eye rolls are everything…
We just finished watching it and liked it more than we thought we would.
22:56 SAME! That was the clear satisfying ending 😅
She has the same "running up & down the block" Hair in all her action movies.
This review is so on point! She was extremely SHRILL!!!!! I don’t play video games, but I found myself thinking that parts of the movie looked like an old one. I watched parts of Anaconda after watching this. It’s amazing how much JLo’s acting and look have changed.
I've always said JLo is a mediocre actress. Her acting skills are good enough for light tv comedy. Not because she's funny but because her delivery & tone would blend with the other mediocre to limited experience actors
*JLO IS SO TIRED. CAN SHE GO SOMEWHERE ELSE PLEASE?*
I was hoping you’d review this one!
Harlan was on Earth with my mom when she was researching AI right before she died.
I've been wanting to use that same comment for this movie but I couldn't get the words just right 😂
I understood that reference
Omg thank you thank you for this review. I couldn’t wait. I knew you guys were going to tear it up and I LOVE IT❤😂 👏 👏
I don't get how her Movies are Breaking Records on Netflix upon opening when they being Trashed by Critics.- she must be fixing the numbers.
Halle Berry all day bro! I can’t wait for that Angelina Jolie movie she’s got coming up
MY ENGLISH IS BAD, I KNOW THAT.. I ONLY WATCHED 1 HOUR AND 5 MIN AFTER 3 FIGHTS WITH MYSELF, BECAUSE I DID NOT WANT TO MISS THE HOCKEY MATCH BECAUSE IN ROMANIA THE MATCH WAS AT 3 AM, FOR FEAR OF SLEEP, I I INTENDED TO SEE THIS MOVIE UNTIL THE END. THIS ABOMINATION OF A MOVIE HELPED ME MORE THAN 10 COFFEES, EXACTLY THE DESIRE OF THE CHARACTER PLAYED BY J LO THROUGHOUT THE MOVIE. I WAS SO FURIOUS FOR THIS EMBARRASSING PRODUCTION. BY THE WAY, I WAS GLAD FOR EDMONTON IN THIS MATCH 6.
😂 man you guys are too funny I can tell you two struggled to get thru that movie 😂
This movie had its flaws but I must say I still really enjoy it! I definitely would watch it again. I can understand why people might not like it 🤷🏽♀️
Literally waited for yall 😂😂
I really enjoyed it! I was surprised that people disliked it so much. The relationship between her and Smith was very sweet ❤ And, they made a lot of good points about society and the future of AI.
The worst part was her hair 😮
Literally just finished watching this movie and immediately came here to hear your thoughts…lol
Just came here from Letterboxd after seeing y’all ratings 🙈
Nah man guys...I found it was entertaining.
And chess was integrated in the ending.
Did we not see the flashback on what her deal was on syncing?
Love you guys!
"Yes, Kylie Minogue was in that one"
Nick and Joseph which one is worse? This movie or JLO's recent documentary? Or is it a wash? I have heard the documentary is fairly horrid as well.
Since streaming services operate on views, not ticket sales, does this have an impact on executive decisions?
Love u guys ❤
She doesn’t want to be a ranger. She went for personal reasons like why ripley went in aliens
A quad Americano is four shots of espresso in hot water. That is 300 mg of caffeine and no sweetener. It is a lot of caffeine
Loooool y’all are reading this film to filth. Watched the trailer and just knew this would be a hilarious review😂😂the library is open baby
I knew this would not end well. .5 wowwww.
This movie was SOOOO BAAAAD. The chess piece was clearly her Inception totem. 🙄 Her character set up was so heavy handed.
Funny things that I think you didn't mentioned:
- The AI terrorists are so so advanced, so high tech that an small magnet can destroy them, but wait, even 28 years ago they didn't tried some kind of magnet weapon to kill them all? Like a big EMP may be? lol!
- The amazing MECH tech that JLo need to actually make MOVES (Move legs and arms) inside the Mech to actually move it?, so she gets even tired and sweating because of the physical effort ? lol!
- A.I it's totally in SYNC with JLo, but she still need to do swipes to the UI and TALK to the A.I to do things? so advanced lol!
- A.I. first and worst terrorist in the Universe, can makes a lot of clones of the "Cosko"? terrorist, but it CAN'T do millions of clones of himself and spread it around many galaxies. So advanced, no no!, I must be only ONE! LOL!. Same stupid plot than "THE CREATOR" movie, the stupid kid that CAN'T BE CLONED by millions. They didn't learned from THE MATRIX virus? SMITH?, that it cloned him self.
Those pull quotes are brutal and all I needed to know to confirm what I thought when I saw the trailer. I'm fine with Jlo retiring at this point.
I’m still undecided whether to watch it, but am curious how its currently in #1 spot on the UK chart considering all the negative reviews. She can’t catch a break right now. Nothing she’s doing is going to plan right now, but she is to blame for much of it tbf.
I was entertained enough for something that was streamed at home not paid for in a theater. I dont believe the cgi was any worse than any scads of marvel films with flimsier scripts than this.
I hoped you'd say it- They lost me when they tried to convince us in the 1st 7 mins. JLo was 38/39? bye. It was a good story but the 1 hr. of just her overacting- badly - cringe. The hair maybe she was trying to look younger? like when she was running up and down the block in the Bronx. :p
I kept thinking, this should have been 38 years later, not 28....
Yeah im going no with this. Nice review gentlemen 😊
LOL I used to drink quad americanos when I worked for Starbucks back in the day
7:36 😂 do what you need to do girl!
When Nick uses words like “taxing” and “trash”, you know it’s pretty bad. 🤣
Joseph should be a hand model
I guess I don’t have good taste in movies anymore because I actually liked it. I prefer her movies over her music that’s not shade I’m just saying 🥴
the syncing bit with JLO and the AI scene thing took like 20- 30 minutes of screentime i just found that bit was the part that made me grab my phone and start scrolling through instagram and yawn. i don't want a 30 minute scene of someone trying to figure something out like move on like i get the point of it but its a waste of story and that would turn audience off..also when she was fighting with the AI and getting frustrated i just felt like that was so cringe and forced and the acting felt off.
Can y’all please do the movie tarot I just watched it and I just need y’all point of view. I liked it overall.
A German YTer film critic, his name is 'Behaind, pointed out that's all about people who just like to see Jennifer Lopez. THE MOTHER ranks in the most successful films on Netflix.
Check out his critic th-cam.com/video/tHeagHfTjdk/w-d-xo.html
One scene he describded was the same turning her head as Rambo in one of these movies 🤣
Whoops! Two times you've noted "cheap" in comments about the CGI, this and *Megalopolis* - but here, there's also, "shitty chaos!" - where's all those millions being spent is a mystery!
I liked the movie enough action and emotion
does anyone here watches the reviews BEFORE a movie? I always look for reviews after I watched the movie, to see how other people got annoyexd by the same things I got annoyed by.
I actually want to watch this. I love scifi. I'm going to come back and watch this review after 😘
come back and let us know what you thought... because no way am i gonna watch it
I love sci-fi too, but this was a waste of time.
I had a good time. Full disclosure I watched on 1.5 x speed. I wish Sterling and Simu had just a little bit more to do but it's a good action/ sci-fi movie.@@theweehooyeah
Man, between the mixed response of her This Is Me Now film, her (current) divorce from Ben Affleck, cancelling many dates of her tour due to low ticket sales, and this film flopping critically, this really is NOT the year for Jennifer Lopez, is it?
She’s having a rough one.
Shaaaady screenshots lmao
JLo is no Sigourney Weaver and sure ain't no Data Analyst. It's like Whalberg being a High School teacher.
Of all Peytons film, Rampage is damn good in his and Dwaynes film catalogue. It damn good than the trappings it is in
The fact they have a haggard looking 65 year old trying to play a 40 year old is laughable on it's own, but it's extra sad that Jennifer thinks she still looks 40.
Photoshop can't hide your age as well as she seems to think it does and it also looks like they edited her face in the movie to look younger cause she certainly doesn't look that wrinkleless in real life.
@@madamemontespan9418 IDK how old she is but she looks 65 which is why I find it so funny she's trying to pretend she's 40.
Atlas Shepard shrug
IT accomplished what IT needed...number one Netflix just leave JHAG to her own devices...she wants it, she gets it
I think that’s Jennifer’s actual hair! Without the extensions. Y’all didn’t see Season 1 of (NBC tv show, 2016) “Shades of Blue”? Or, her (2019) TH-cam vlogs….when they’re inserting her extensions?
Im kind of living for this era of JLo. gives us lots to talk about at least
It's like she wanted this to be a revival year for her career, with all that she had going on. Instead, though, it's like this is turning into her Katy Perry WITNESS flop era year.
Have y'all seen Sterling and JLo during the press run for this movie? He is trolling her in 2 different videos I've seen 😂😂😂
No!
@@fishjellyfilmreviews I believe the 3 leads are being asked what kinds of foods they like. JLo says "I'm Puerto Rican so I like rice and beans". Sterling interrupts saying something like "you're Puerto Rican!?! 😮 You don't say" JLo quickly retorts "I am". Then Sterling proceeds to say foods in Spanish while JLo was talking 😂🤣😂🤣
JLO is great at so many things but never been a fan of her acting. Maybe she can do a romantic comedy well, but TBH there is something in her manner of speaking that always seems inauthentic and fake to me. I can't watch her, its cringy. But lover her music and dancing and performing on stage.
Jennifer Lopez and Halle Berry are known for more of the the worst wigs, weaves, extensions..than good ones.
I’m
Not sure of why this is considering they are so beautiful..can someone give them some good hairstyles suited for their roles.
I won’t be going to see this one either.
THANKS once again guys for saving me some
Money. 🤓🤗
This movie was basically a video game, look up Titanfall and it's pretty much the same thing.
Grande Americano with an extra shot is a quad and is my drink of choice, it’s pretty good. Unlike this film, it seems.
A movie name after their character definitely sound ai generated
JLo is just bad casting
I love this genre and I did feel that the plot was VERY derivitive. However I still give this movie 2.5 out of 5. I liked seeing JLo in this role and I recognize that most of the emotional beats would not have been hit properly had JLo not acted her ass off on that green screen. That is very difficult to pull off especially when there aren't other actors in the scene to play off of.
Furthermore, I don't think JLo is shrill. Maybe she is to some but her voice is nowhere near as annoying as others, like popular TH-camr Grace Randolph.
This movie was made for that scene where they fall out of space. If it had more of that... Heck yeah! But it had so much crappy dialogue
It was so bland. If people fell asleep while watching, I don't blame them. It tried to take from other more successful sci-fi films, but didn't even do that well. J.Lo overacted to the nth degree and the age didn't add up frfr
Not sure what you mean, J Lo was clearly smart. After all, she had a 31 game win streak in chess against an AI. 😉🤓