The absolute dumbest and most unforgivable decision in the entire movie had to her taking the daughter to the doctor for a wolf bite. You mean to tell me this combat veteran, survivalist, doesn't have an extensive first aid kit in that cabin? And she forgot to tell the daughter not to give her real name?! C'mon!!
J.Lo's problem is that she never wants to be fully raw, even Beyonce wasn't afraid to look "a mess" in Cadillac Records. You have to bare it all, especially for a role like this, and she wants an Oscar badly, but these movie choices will not get her there anytime soon.
@@anniet8146 limited abilities?LOL did you even watch her performance in Selena, El Cantante, The Cell, Out of Sight, Enough, Hustlers, Shades of Blue????
I love how Joseph tells the plot, and Nick throws in missing facts, names, past credit etc. They have a great reaction flow. ❤ Roger and Ebert who? PS This was sooo enjoyable, thanks for the heads-up, and a new subscriber here.👍🏻🔥
Not y’all turning Jlos job from a cashier into a possible BBL model (did anyone else catch that lol?!) 😂🤣 I can’t!! My friends at Fish Jelly STAY bringing entertainment and genuine laughter!🥰✌️
I watched this with my best friend over the weekend. We LAUGHED at the stupidity of it all. It made NO SENSE, and then some parts of it made even more no sense. A part I couldn't get over is when she TOOK OFF HER BULLET PROOF VEST to go fight someone who had a gun! I couldn't believe her lol
I hated how ungrateful the daughter was. She was kidnapped and tortured and gets rescued yet has an attitude the WHOLE movie. Like girl, you can go back to that kidnapped life if you're gonna keep rolling your eyes
Lmaoo I’m here because my mom told me she watched this movie last weekend and I thought there’s no way this movie can be good. I was never planning on watching it, thanks for affirming my feelings.
No one should ever attempt to emulate Geena Davis or Sigourney Weaver and, in doing so, no one could fall any shorter in the attempt than the “Star” of this movie did here.
The tapping her character does is actually called Emotional Freedom Technique (EFT). It’s used as a coping mechanism for anxiety and stress. As a mental health therapist, I recommend this technique to my clients who suffer from anxiety. 😊
😭 😭 😭 😭 I had to like and subscribe because y'all nailed all the foolishness from this gawd awful film especially the horrific song at the end sung by a American Idol reject. Omari was definitely a clown and then the writer had the audacity to put GHOST in the script for him to say so people can realize oh yeah it's the guy from that show on STARZ 😅😅😅 it was definitely giving NOT ENOUGH and the daughter was absolutely insufferable. Terrible acting. Terrible script. It's giving I'M JUST HERE FOR A CHECK. I give it ZERO tacos. One and done for me. Thanks for the review. Y'all are hilarious 😂 😭 😭
@@babytoshiro7014 She's still beautiful, Salma is a goddess as well. I think they're around the same age. I guess she's not like we usually see her all done up red carpet.
Joseph 🤔on "forgetting" watching Mulan, both versions!😆Felt the same way with Out of Sight (1998) 🤨Seems like "made for fans" category movies! Am here for the commentary 😊
Thank you. Love your review. I'm only 1:12:45 into the movie and had to come in here to totally agree with your review on how bad this movie is. I love my Revenge/Action/Thrillers but this movie had so many parts that made no sense.
I wanted to see this review prior to commenting on Hypnotic. Bennifer (they're arguing now so let me use that now) are just not actors, they are performers. HARD. PASS. Love you guys. Tittie meat 🤣.
J Lo and Omari show up in a gangster bar in Cuba to wait for Tarantula to show up and no one is suspicious or at least tries to start shit with them?!? This movie was full of head scratching moments but your synopsis and comments had me dying. You guys are the best!
Hey my wonderful KINGS 👑 I just wanted to say I enjoyed the written article with the rockstar Jamusch! It was such a fun, informative, and spectacular read. Keep up the great work 💪💯😊
Out of the few people that reviewed this movie. You guys are the most accurate. "THE NEW MOTHER" it should've been titled. Because there wasn't anything motherly about their connection. U insert any dude, and you got extra half star with the only 1 star it deserves. Jlo is actually Jonlo
I watched this movie today and immediately had to come watch your review! I was so disappointed in this movie and couldn’t wait for you to rip it apart!! Love you guys!! ❤
Not all Military Veterans were snipers or even in combat. Yeah, I know, shocker! Most military personnel don't even see combat, there's hundreds of jobs in the military, anything from cook, photographer, to Nuclear engineer.
They thought they were giving something we did not need 😂😂… this was a roast fest I loved it , Joseph and his many notes and Nick and his facial expressions..sorry I’m not a fan of her movies thanks for watching so I didn’t need to .
JLo is such a crappy actress and singer, not to mention her mechanical dance moves. Lol, you guys were just being honest and I love it. Thank you for being real. Lol on that note, queue the JHo trolls because they're everywhere. 😂😂😂❤
This movie made it way too easy for you to rip apart. I said the same thing about her old truck was in the states and then some how in Alaska. This movie had more holes than Swiss cheese.
The absolute dumbest and most unforgivable decision in the entire movie had to her taking the daughter to the doctor for a wolf bite. You mean to tell me this combat veteran, survivalist, doesn't have an extensive first aid kit in that cabin? And she forgot to tell the daughter not to give her real name?! C'mon!!
All that special training and can't stitch a wound?
I said this too like she’s this great combat veteran and doesn’t have any medical kit and the knowledge to stitch her up herself?
We’ve accelerated from ‘I did not care’ to ‘I could not stand’ - Joseph is growing in confidence on a slam and I am here for it!!!! 😂❤❤
You guys ripping this apart was delightful. More, please. 😂
I’m glad y’all are doing this. This gave me “enough” vibes and I don’t want them lol 😂
Why do they ALWAYS feel the need to make child characters in movies so annoying and unlikable? This seems to be a trend nowadays.
I like orphan and anger scale
You know when Joseph says “ This story makes no damn sense “ and Nick clears his throat!!!!! 😂😂😂😂 you know its going to be a good review.
So true, I had my popcorn ready and was ready to laugh 😅
I love this review. I laugh every time I watch it. My favorite is, “ you never see a bump that big” 😂 Thank you for this.
"A full-ass platoon!" Joseph you killing me 😂
Joseph: “I saw Mulan?!”
🤣🤣🤣
“I saw Mulan???” 😂😂😂
I find myself saying, "I don't recall." and "I did?!!!" into my everyday vocabulary now.
J.Lo's problem is that she never wants to be fully raw, even Beyonce wasn't afraid to look "a mess" in Cadillac Records. You have to bare it all, especially for a role like this, and she wants an Oscar badly, but these movie choices will not get her there anytime soon.
did you even watch her in Lila and Eve with Viola Davis?
@@nickt.8507 I did…and my sentiments are still the same 🤷🏽♀️
@@Letkikiexplainit then you just confirmed that you're biased af cuz in that movie she has no make up on and she literally looked a mess and old
Even if she gets a role in a great movie she will not get Oscar cause she is not a good actress . Very limited abilities
@@anniet8146 limited abilities?LOL did you even watch her performance in Selena, El Cantante, The Cell, Out of Sight, Enough, Hustlers, Shades of Blue????
Not the Titty Meat!!!😂😂😂😂 I am still crying
This review was so much fun. Cracked me up. Hair critique scrumptious as usual. I want ALL the notes.
I know yall didn't like it but your description makes it sound hilarious.
“This little dum dum” Took me out! 😂😂😂
Chiiiile this movie sounds goofy AF! 🤣Who asked for this movie on Mother's Day weekend? I've had "Enough" of JLo.
"You never seen a bump that big" 😂 best cocaine comment ever 😂
"...super glue in the tittymeat" 😂 GOLD. Fabulous review despite the movie!!
Vigorous brown extensions 😂
I died ⚰️
That’s how I am getting my hair done Saturday “vigorous brown extensions”😂😂
I love how Joseph tells the plot, and Nick throws in missing facts, names, past credit etc. They have a great reaction flow. ❤ Roger and Ebert who? PS This was sooo enjoyable, thanks for the heads-up, and a new subscriber here.👍🏻🔥
Not y’all turning Jlos job from a cashier into a possible BBL model (did anyone else catch that lol?!) 😂🤣 I can’t!! My friends at Fish Jelly STAY bringing entertainment and genuine laughter!🥰✌️
I'm so glad you caught that.
I thought it was a subliminal message! 😂
Nick's comment, " This movie is not giving me any Zoeys" Had me laughing out loud. 🤣Loved your review. Saving me money on never seeing this one.
Mulan was so bad that Joseph had mentally blocked it out. Not mad at it. It’s called self-preservation.🤣🤣🤣
"I saw Mulan?" Is the phrase for the day
😂😂😂😂😂I was thinking the exact thing! Mulan really made an impression on him!😂😂😂
I watched this with my best friend over the weekend. We LAUGHED at the stupidity of it all. It made NO SENSE, and then some parts of it made even more no sense. A part I couldn't get over is when she TOOK OFF HER BULLET PROOF VEST to go fight someone who had a gun! I couldn't believe her lol
“Titty meat” ALONE has me in stitches 😂😅.
27:34 Did this fool say, "Juicy Smull'et sister's in it"😂😂😂😂😂
You guys make me laugh so much! I love watching every single one of your reviews. Spoil all you want. ❤
Biiiiiiittttttttccchhhh!!! Can I tell you I’m howling at this review, howling!!!!
Not giving phoni Braxton & the witch from Bad Boys 3 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I am SOOO watching this to laugh
Will be inserting the adjective, " vigorous" into all my conversations this weekend! Thank you, Joseph 🤠
Based on your review, maybe Ben slammed that car door cause he had to watch the movie too 😂😂😂
😂😂
This comment is gold. 😅
@@nobodysfool4444 lol thank you! I laughed so hard when I saw that clip. So embarrassing!
Hhmmm that definitely makes sense 😂😂
Yes because Ben acts his 🍑 off I mean GONE GIRL! I FOREVER LOVE THAT MOVIE
He was giving Toni Braxton 😂😂😂 9:35
“It’s giving…”
“Toni braxton”
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I have this review on rotation when I need a pick-me-up. Love it when a movie has you two straight-up BUGGIN! #agreed 🤣🤣🤣❣
I hated how ungrateful the daughter was. She was kidnapped and tortured and gets rescued yet has an attitude the WHOLE movie. Like girl, you can go back to that kidnapped life if you're gonna keep rolling your eyes
17:02 ..."it doesn't make any sense how this little dum dum...."😂 You guys are the worst sometimes 😂😂😂
that shot of J Lo's hind parts while mentioning other avenues of income to explore @3:24
😂😂😂😂😂😂 😂😂😂😂😂
The hand signal at “back to Alaska”😅 I can’t
Why do they give her the same roles a mother or a bride it’s exhausting
She picking these roles. She kinda produces these weak terrible movies
Joseph's "I watched Mulan?" was the equivalent of the RHOA Porsha and Kandi 's infamous " Who said dhet ?" line lmaooooooo.
“This little dumb dumb could deduce that” I ran that back like 3x hahahahahahaua y’all are hilarious
Can’t wait for the review…I hope she has Hypnotic powers
I was going to watch this movie today but changed my mind.
Review movies for yourself. Entertainment is subjective
Joseph in a middle school?! Not sure how to process this… did you hate every second? I call them mutants for a reason… we need to hear more about this
Lmaoo I’m here because my mom told me she watched this movie last weekend and I thought there’s no way this movie can be good. I was never planning on watching it, thanks for affirming my feelings.
No one should ever attempt to emulate Geena Davis or Sigourney Weaver and, in doing so, no one could fall any shorter in the attempt than the “Star” of this movie did here.
Nick: "One ... oh my god" hahahhahahhah I lost it! Great review!
Saw the short clips of this review and had to rush over 😂😂😂
She’s got Bette Davis’ eyes!!!!!❤❤❤ your shirt is EVERYTHING, Nick!!!!!!!
informative and hilarious. i'm glad i stumbled upon this.😂
I want to see Jlo do a mean girl role ! I think she’s purposely avoided this her whole career lol somethin dynasty-esque
Hustlers
The tapping her character does is actually called Emotional Freedom Technique (EFT). It’s used as a coping mechanism for anxiety and stress. As a mental health therapist, I recommend this technique to my clients who suffer from anxiety. 😊
@@l05555 sure! Yea there are 9 zones you can tap. I usually tap my temple and between my eyebrows
Imma try it
Guy gets stabbed in the back in Cuba you fix him up easily. Daughter gets bit by a dog and you take her straight to the doctor.
This review is hilarious😂. I really enjoyed it.
You never seen a “bump” that big 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤❤❤👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼
You two are so hilarious when you rip a movie apart! 😂😂😂
“I saw Mulan?” lol I feel the same 😂
First time seeing your guy's review,
Hilarious and so organic. Keep up the good work, and stay honest don't ever sell out, please!!!
A double feature with Enough/ more Mamma Mia vibe hahahahaha
"This movie is not giving me Zoe." LMFAO
Hot take, I haven't liked JLo since Selena.🤫 That was the only truly enjoyable performance of hers, for me.
😭 😭 😭 😭 I had to like and subscribe because y'all nailed all the foolishness from this gawd awful film especially the horrific song at the end sung by a American Idol reject. Omari was definitely a clown and then the writer had the audacity to put GHOST in the script for him to say so people can realize oh yeah it's the guy from that show on STARZ 😅😅😅 it was definitely giving NOT ENOUGH and the daughter was absolutely insufferable. Terrible acting. Terrible script. It's giving I'M JUST HERE FOR A CHECK. I give it ZERO tacos. One and done for me. Thanks for the review. Y'all are hilarious 😂 😭 😭
I've been watching this for 10 minutes and didn't even realize the pic behind you was JLO. She looks... different 😂
She looking her age. Is she older than Salma Hayek? Because Salma is beautiful
@@babytoshiro7014 She's still beautiful, Salma is a goddess as well. I think they're around the same age. I guess she's not like we usually see her all done up red carpet.
@@babytoshiro7014 SALMA IS 3 YEARS OLDER 😳😳😳 and she doesn't really look like she's had a ton of work done either
@@bees.857 She stills older on the red carpet. I'm just keeping it real.
Salma wear minimum makeup and JLO wears a lot!
@@bees.857 I think Salma looks more natural imo
Lmaoooo 17:50 I thought the SAAAME thing😂😂😂I thought I was the only one I was like what did the nun do lmao she wasn't even in the way
Joseph 🤔on "forgetting" watching Mulan, both versions!😆Felt the same way with Out of Sight (1998) 🤨Seems like "made for fans" category movies! Am here for the commentary 😊
Joseph working with middle school kids?!? No wonder why he is not a fan.
Love your reviews!!
Thank you. Love your review. I'm only 1:12:45 into the movie and had to come in here to totally agree with your review on how bad this movie is. I love my Revenge/Action/Thrillers but this movie had so many parts that made no sense.
It was the…”They thought they were given us something we did NOT need for me’! 😂😂😂
~TK
Movie Widow Media
Love you guys reviews, you’re too funny! Btw Joseph you were so kind when I met you at Lovers and Friends, and just as handsome in person!
It was very nice meeting you ❤️
@@fishjellyfilmreviews Likewise Happy Janet Appreciation Day 🥳
Deliciously hilarious review!! Toni Braxton allusion sent me 🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯
Why does J Lo still have an acting career
Because she’s better then you
sat next to you at movie screening of fast X - so checked you out. so very funny. Loved it. can't wait to here this next review
Sideeye at reading a book LOL
Your review convinces me they couldn't pay me to watch this movie.
I love ur reviews so much ❤❤❤
20:20 😅🤣😂
Will we be seeing a sequel called "the Daughter" w/Zoey as the lead?? 🙄🤮
Oh man, I've been wanting Jlo to do an action movie for so long. I really wanted this to be good!!!
I wanted to see this review prior to commenting on Hypnotic. Bennifer (they're arguing now so let me use that now) are just not actors, they are performers. HARD. PASS.
Love you guys. Tittie meat 🤣.
The titty meat got me too!!😂😭
J Lo and Omari show up in a gangster bar in Cuba to wait for Tarantula to show up and no one is suspicious or at least tries to start shit with them?!? This movie was full of head scratching moments but your synopsis and comments had me dying. You guys are the best!
I love that hwr name is only JLo 😂😂😂
Hey my wonderful KINGS 👑 I just wanted to say I enjoyed the written article with the rockstar Jamusch! It was such a fun, informative, and spectacular read. Keep up the great work 💪💯😊
Thank you!
Really loved the review and the commentary was really informed and well said.
“A sensible bob” took me out 😂😂😂😂
Haven't heard of Bin's ( Ben's)😅 film or this JLo's before seeing on your review channel. Neither having much media movie company hype, I guess.
Out of the few people that reviewed this movie. You guys are the most accurate. "THE NEW MOTHER" it should've been titled. Because there wasn't anything motherly about their connection. U insert any dude, and you got extra half star with the only 1 star it deserves. Jlo is actually Jonlo
I watched this movie today and immediately had to come watch your review! I was so disappointed in this movie and couldn’t wait for you to rip it apart!! Love you guys!! ❤
I was hoping to see Jlo finally get with a black man 😂 but nope 😂
Only been one, Wesley Snipes.
She wants to be ... you know what.
She even had a love interest in Owen Wilson. Owen Wilson 😂
Tough week for "Bennifer" as new Affleck sci-fi thriller also bombed
Not all Military Veterans were snipers or even in combat. Yeah, I know, shocker! Most military personnel don't even see combat, there's hundreds of jobs in the military, anything from cook, photographer, to Nuclear engineer.
Nic…This movie was not giving me Zoe”…I’m done 😅..love you two!
I think we have to start facing the fact that J Lo can’t act
You guys are just great! 😊
"Agent Jlo" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I'm impressed y'all got through this. I felt like I was watching Enough again. Different premise, but same kind of thing. Had to stop.
They thought they were giving something we did not need 😂😂… this was a roast fest I loved it , Joseph and his many notes and Nick and his facial expressions..sorry I’m not a fan of her movies thanks for watching so I didn’t need to .
JLo is such a crappy actress and singer, not to mention her mechanical dance moves. Lol, you guys were just being honest and I love it. Thank you for being real. Lol on that note, queue the JHo trolls because they're everywhere. 😂😂😂❤
J-Lo's stunt double had as much screentime as Roger Moore's in 'A View To A Kill'.
This movie made it way too easy for you to rip apart. I said the same thing about her old truck was in the states and then some how in Alaska. This movie had more holes than Swiss cheese.
Hay Padre 😂😂😂 Kate del Castillo is the one in the movie BadbBoys 😂 Divinos Me encantan, Saludos desde PR