The absolute dumbest and most unforgivable decision in the entire movie had to her taking the daughter to the doctor for a wolf bite. You mean to tell me this combat veteran, survivalist, doesn't have an extensive first aid kit in that cabin? And she forgot to tell the daughter not to give her real name?! C'mon!!
J.Lo's problem is that she never wants to be fully raw, even Beyonce wasn't afraid to look "a mess" in Cadillac Records. You have to bare it all, especially for a role like this, and she wants an Oscar badly, but these movie choices will not get her there anytime soon.
@@anniet8146 limited abilities?LOL did you even watch her performance in Selena, El Cantante, The Cell, Out of Sight, Enough, Hustlers, Shades of Blue????
Not y’all turning Jlos job from a cashier into a possible BBL model (did anyone else catch that lol?!) 😂🤣 I can’t!! My friends at Fish Jelly STAY bringing entertainment and genuine laughter!🥰✌️
I love how Joseph tells the plot, and Nick throws in missing facts, names, past credit etc. They have a great reaction flow. ❤ Roger and Ebert who? PS This was sooo enjoyable, thanks for the heads-up, and a new subscriber here.👍🏻🔥
I watched this with my best friend over the weekend. We LAUGHED at the stupidity of it all. It made NO SENSE, and then some parts of it made even more no sense. A part I couldn't get over is when she TOOK OFF HER BULLET PROOF VEST to go fight someone who had a gun! I couldn't believe her lol
The tapping her character does is actually called Emotional Freedom Technique (EFT). It’s used as a coping mechanism for anxiety and stress. As a mental health therapist, I recommend this technique to my clients who suffer from anxiety. 😊
Lmaoo I’m here because my mom told me she watched this movie last weekend and I thought there’s no way this movie can be good. I was never planning on watching it, thanks for affirming my feelings.
I hated how ungrateful the daughter was. She was kidnapped and tortured and gets rescued yet has an attitude the WHOLE movie. Like girl, you can go back to that kidnapped life if you're gonna keep rolling your eyes
No one should ever attempt to emulate Geena Davis or Sigourney Weaver and, in doing so, no one could fall any shorter in the attempt than the “Star” of this movie did here.
@@babytoshiro7014 She's still beautiful, Salma is a goddess as well. I think they're around the same age. I guess she's not like we usually see her all done up red carpet.
Thank you. Love your review. I'm only 1:12:45 into the movie and had to come in here to totally agree with your review on how bad this movie is. I love my Revenge/Action/Thrillers but this movie had so many parts that made no sense.
Hey my wonderful KINGS 👑 I just wanted to say I enjoyed the written article with the rockstar Jamusch! It was such a fun, informative, and spectacular read. Keep up the great work 💪💯😊
J Lo and Omari show up in a gangster bar in Cuba to wait for Tarantula to show up and no one is suspicious or at least tries to start shit with them?!? This movie was full of head scratching moments but your synopsis and comments had me dying. You guys are the best!
I watched this movie today and immediately had to come watch your review! I was so disappointed in this movie and couldn’t wait for you to rip it apart!! Love you guys!! ❤
Oh man im still laughing at the Your place or mine "the degree qualification" review bit , plz for anyone that havent what their review plz do it is so funny ,
I wanted to see this review prior to commenting on Hypnotic. Bennifer (they're arguing now so let me use that now) are just not actors, they are performers. HARD. PASS. Love you guys. Tittie meat 🤣.
Joseph 🤔on "forgetting" watching Mulan, both versions!😆Felt the same way with Out of Sight (1998) 🤨Seems like "made for fans" category movies! Am here for the commentary 😊
We’ve accelerated from ‘I did not care’ to ‘I could not stand’ - Joseph is growing in confidence on a slam and I am here for it!!!! 😂❤❤
You guys ripping this apart was delightful. More, please. 😂
The absolute dumbest and most unforgivable decision in the entire movie had to her taking the daughter to the doctor for a wolf bite. You mean to tell me this combat veteran, survivalist, doesn't have an extensive first aid kit in that cabin? And she forgot to tell the daughter not to give her real name?! C'mon!!
All that special training and can't stitch a wound?
I said this too like she’s this great combat veteran and doesn’t have any medical kit and the knowledge to stitch her up herself?
I’m glad y’all are doing this. This gave me “enough” vibes and I don’t want them lol 😂
I love this review. I laugh every time I watch it. My favorite is, “ you never see a bump that big” 😂 Thank you for this.
You know when Joseph says “ This story makes no damn sense “ and Nick clears his throat!!!!! 😂😂😂😂 you know its going to be a good review.
So true, I had my popcorn ready and was ready to laugh 😅
This review was so much fun. Cracked me up. Hair critique scrumptious as usual. I want ALL the notes.
J.Lo's problem is that she never wants to be fully raw, even Beyonce wasn't afraid to look "a mess" in Cadillac Records. You have to bare it all, especially for a role like this, and she wants an Oscar badly, but these movie choices will not get her there anytime soon.
did you even watch her in Lila and Eve with Viola Davis?
@@nickt.8507 I did…and my sentiments are still the same 🤷🏽♀️
@@Letkikiexplainit then you just confirmed that you're biased af cuz in that movie she has no make up on and she literally looked a mess and old
Even if she gets a role in a great movie she will not get Oscar cause she is not a good actress . Very limited abilities
@@anniet8146 limited abilities?LOL did you even watch her performance in Selena, El Cantante, The Cell, Out of Sight, Enough, Hustlers, Shades of Blue????
"A full-ass platoon!" Joseph you killing me 😂
Why do they ALWAYS feel the need to make child characters in movies so annoying and unlikable? This seems to be a trend nowadays.
I like orphan and anger scale
“I saw Mulan???” 😂😂😂
I find myself saying, "I don't recall." and "I did?!!!" into my everyday vocabulary now.
I know yall didn't like it but your description makes it sound hilarious.
Joseph: “I saw Mulan?!”
🤣🤣🤣
Vigorous brown extensions 😂
I died ⚰️
That’s how I am getting my hair done Saturday “vigorous brown extensions”😂😂
Not the Titty Meat!!!😂😂😂😂 I am still crying
“This little dum dum” Took me out! 😂😂😂
Nick's comment, " This movie is not giving me any Zoeys" Had me laughing out loud. 🤣Loved your review. Saving me money on never seeing this one.
Chiiiile this movie sounds goofy AF! 🤣Who asked for this movie on Mother's Day weekend? I've had "Enough" of JLo.
Not y’all turning Jlos job from a cashier into a possible BBL model (did anyone else catch that lol?!) 😂🤣 I can’t!! My friends at Fish Jelly STAY bringing entertainment and genuine laughter!🥰✌️
I'm so glad you caught that.
I thought it was a subliminal message! 😂
"You never seen a bump that big" 😂 best cocaine comment ever 😂
I love how Joseph tells the plot, and Nick throws in missing facts, names, past credit etc. They have a great reaction flow. ❤ Roger and Ebert who? PS This was sooo enjoyable, thanks for the heads-up, and a new subscriber here.👍🏻🔥
Biiiiiiittttttttccchhhh!!! Can I tell you I’m howling at this review, howling!!!!
I watched this with my best friend over the weekend. We LAUGHED at the stupidity of it all. It made NO SENSE, and then some parts of it made even more no sense. A part I couldn't get over is when she TOOK OFF HER BULLET PROOF VEST to go fight someone who had a gun! I couldn't believe her lol
"...super glue in the tittymeat" 😂 GOLD. Fabulous review despite the movie!!
You guys make me laugh so much! I love watching every single one of your reviews. Spoil all you want. ❤
Will be inserting the adjective, " vigorous" into all my conversations this weekend! Thank you, Joseph 🤠
Based on your review, maybe Ben slammed that car door cause he had to watch the movie too 😂😂😂
😂😂
This comment is gold. 😅
@@nobodysfool4444 lol thank you! I laughed so hard when I saw that clip. So embarrassing!
Hhmmm that definitely makes sense 😂😂
Yes because Ben acts his 🍑 off I mean GONE GIRL! I FOREVER LOVE THAT MOVIE
He was giving Toni Braxton 😂😂😂 9:35
17:02 ..."it doesn't make any sense how this little dum dum...."😂 You guys are the worst sometimes 😂😂😂
I have this review on rotation when I need a pick-me-up. Love it when a movie has you two straight-up BUGGIN! #agreed 🤣🤣🤣❣
“Titty meat” ALONE has me in stitches 😂😅.
that shot of J Lo's hind parts while mentioning other avenues of income to explore @3:24
😂😂😂😂😂😂 😂😂😂😂😂
Mulan was so bad that Joseph had mentally blocked it out. Not mad at it. It’s called self-preservation.🤣🤣🤣
"I saw Mulan?" Is the phrase for the day
😂😂😂😂😂I was thinking the exact thing! Mulan really made an impression on him!😂😂😂
Not giving phoni Braxton & the witch from Bad Boys 3 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I am SOOO watching this to laugh
“It’s giving…”
“Toni braxton”
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
27:34 Did this fool say, "Juicy Smull'et sister's in it"😂😂😂😂😂
The hand signal at “back to Alaska”😅 I can’t
First time seeing your guy's review,
Hilarious and so organic. Keep up the good work, and stay honest don't ever sell out, please!!!
Thanks!
Thank you!
Joseph's "I watched Mulan?" was the equivalent of the RHOA Porsha and Kandi 's infamous " Who said dhet ?" line lmaooooooo.
Nick: "One ... oh my god" hahahhahahhah I lost it! Great review!
“This little dumb dumb could deduce that” I ran that back like 3x hahahahahahaua y’all are hilarious
Why do they give her the same roles a mother or a bride it’s exhausting
She picking these roles. She kinda produces these weak terrible movies
Can’t wait for the review…I hope she has Hypnotic powers
Lmaoooo 17:50 I thought the SAAAME thing😂😂😂I thought I was the only one I was like what did the nun do lmao she wasn't even in the way
Saw the short clips of this review and had to rush over 😂😂😂
Joseph in a middle school?! Not sure how to process this… did you hate every second? I call them mutants for a reason… we need to hear more about this
This review is hilarious😂. I really enjoyed it.
Love your reviews!!
The tapping her character does is actually called Emotional Freedom Technique (EFT). It’s used as a coping mechanism for anxiety and stress. As a mental health therapist, I recommend this technique to my clients who suffer from anxiety. 😊
@@l05555 sure! Yea there are 9 zones you can tap. I usually tap my temple and between my eyebrows
Imma try it
Lmaoo I’m here because my mom told me she watched this movie last weekend and I thought there’s no way this movie can be good. I was never planning on watching it, thanks for affirming my feelings.
Love you guys reviews, you’re too funny! Btw Joseph you were so kind when I met you at Lovers and Friends, and just as handsome in person!
It was very nice meeting you ❤️
@@fishjellyfilmreviews Likewise Happy Janet Appreciation Day 🥳
A double feature with Enough/ more Mamma Mia vibe hahahahaha
informative and hilarious. i'm glad i stumbled upon this.😂
sat next to you at movie screening of fast X - so checked you out. so very funny. Loved it. can't wait to here this next review
I hated how ungrateful the daughter was. She was kidnapped and tortured and gets rescued yet has an attitude the WHOLE movie. Like girl, you can go back to that kidnapped life if you're gonna keep rolling your eyes
I love ur reviews so much ❤❤❤
You two are so hilarious when you rip a movie apart! 😂😂😂
“I saw Mulan?” lol I feel the same 😂
I was going to watch this movie today but changed my mind.
Review movies for yourself. Entertainment is subjective
Really loved the review and the commentary was really informed and well said.
She’s got Bette Davis’ eyes!!!!!❤❤❤ your shirt is EVERYTHING, Nick!!!!!!!
You guys are just great! 😊
"This movie is not giving me Zoe." LMFAO
No one should ever attempt to emulate Geena Davis or Sigourney Weaver and, in doing so, no one could fall any shorter in the attempt than the “Star” of this movie did here.
I've been watching this for 10 minutes and didn't even realize the pic behind you was JLO. She looks... different 😂
She looking her age. Is she older than Salma Hayek? Because Salma is beautiful
@@babytoshiro7014 She's still beautiful, Salma is a goddess as well. I think they're around the same age. I guess she's not like we usually see her all done up red carpet.
@@babytoshiro7014 SALMA IS 3 YEARS OLDER 😳😳😳 and she doesn't really look like she's had a ton of work done either
@@bees.857 She stills older on the red carpet. I'm just keeping it real.
Salma wear minimum makeup and JLO wears a lot!
@@bees.857 I think Salma looks more natural imo
Sideeye at reading a book LOL
Why does J Lo still have an acting career
Because she’s better then you
Thank you. Love your review. I'm only 1:12:45 into the movie and had to come in here to totally agree with your review on how bad this movie is. I love my Revenge/Action/Thrillers but this movie had so many parts that made no sense.
Your review convinces me they couldn't pay me to watch this movie.
I want to see Jlo do a mean girl role ! I think she’s purposely avoided this her whole career lol somethin dynasty-esque
Hustlers
Oh man, I've been wanting Jlo to do an action movie for so long. I really wanted this to be good!!!
It was the…”They thought they were given us something we did NOT need for me’! 😂😂😂
~TK
Movie Widow Media
Deliciously hilarious review!! Toni Braxton allusion sent me 🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯
I love that hwr name is only JLo 😂😂😂
Hey my wonderful KINGS 👑 I just wanted to say I enjoyed the written article with the rockstar Jamusch! It was such a fun, informative, and spectacular read. Keep up the great work 💪💯😊
Thank you!
This was great, thank you
20:58
"...it made me want to sit in a room full of candles. That seems like it'd be kinda cool."
"If they all had the same scent or..?
J Lo and Omari show up in a gangster bar in Cuba to wait for Tarantula to show up and no one is suspicious or at least tries to start shit with them?!? This movie was full of head scratching moments but your synopsis and comments had me dying. You guys are the best!
Guy gets stabbed in the back in Cuba you fix him up easily. Daughter gets bit by a dog and you take her straight to the doctor.
I watched this movie today and immediately had to come watch your review! I was so disappointed in this movie and couldn’t wait for you to rip it apart!! Love you guys!! ❤
"Agent Jlo" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
“A sensible bob” took me out 😂😂😂😂
Oh man im still laughing at the Your place or mine "the degree qualification" review bit , plz for anyone that havent what their review plz do it is so funny ,
I love u guys chemistry
I wanted to see this review prior to commenting on Hypnotic. Bennifer (they're arguing now so let me use that now) are just not actors, they are performers. HARD. PASS.
Love you guys. Tittie meat 🤣.
The titty meat got me too!!😂😭
I can’t wait!
Joseph working with middle school kids?!? No wonder why he is not a fan.
You never seen a “bump” that big 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤❤❤👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼
Hot take, I haven't liked JLo since Selena.🤫 That was the only truly enjoyable performance of hers, for me.
I enjoyed this review a lot more than the movie! After watching I felt the need to know I wasnt alone in hating it and found you two.
Joseph 🤔on "forgetting" watching Mulan, both versions!😆Felt the same way with Out of Sight (1998) 🤨Seems like "made for fans" category movies! Am here for the commentary 😊
Tough week for "Bennifer" as new Affleck sci-fi thriller also bombed
I heart you is one of my favorite Toni Braxton songs
Nick sings it often.
20:20 😅🤣😂
Will we be seeing a sequel called "the Daughter" w/Zoey as the lead?? 🙄🤮
I actually loved the Cuba chase scene with the clunky ass running. 😂
I'm impressed y'all got through this. I felt like I was watching Enough again. Different premise, but same kind of thing. Had to stop.
Blue Cross/Blue Shield 😂😂
I was hoping to see Jlo finally get with a black man 😂 but nope 😂
Only been one, Wesley Snipes.
She wants to be ... you know what.
She even had a love interest in Owen Wilson. Owen Wilson 😂
Nic…This movie was not giving me Zoe”…I’m done 😅..love you two!