Jeremy Clarkson tries the meat-free "Impossible burger"

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  • Can this burger save the world? Meat is one of the biggest causes of greenhouse gases. Hence Bill Gates and Google's latest big idea: a meat-free burger made in a laboratory from plants, but which bleeds and sizzles. Now it's coming to Britain.
    Watch Sunday Times Driving columnist Jeremy Clarkson take the Impossible burger challenge.
    Read the article in full at www.driving.co.uk/news/lifestyle/impossible-burger/

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  • @rajend8
    @rajend8 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13772

    great camera work here, I really enjoyed not being able to see the burger

    • @ktolwal
      @ktolwal 5 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      well i guess that was the whole point, maybe jeremy liked the veg burger and didnt like the meat one, but they wouldnt wanna show him in bad light

    • @12345questions
      @12345questions 5 ปีที่แล้ว +167

      Imagine seeing a hamburger. There ya go.

    • @ktolwal
      @ktolwal 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @The Two Fingered Brute u'll get the middle finger from every1 for ur comment

    • @ktolwal
      @ktolwal 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @The Two Fingered Brute im not here for grammar or spelling lessons, buttwipe

    • @ktolwal
      @ktolwal 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @The Two Fingered Brute But i'm still giving u the middle finger, coz i dont need to pass or fail to do that

  • @p_mishev
    @p_mishev 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9881

    "My taste buds have been shot from 45 years of smoking"
    -Jeremy Clarkson, 57
    If someone doesn't get it: he is smoking from the age of 12

    • @Kevin-ch1xj
      @Kevin-ch1xj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1271

      Wait I don't get it 45+57 doesn't equal 12.

    • @Lubin-md4ml
      @Lubin-md4ml 4 ปีที่แล้ว +999

      @@Kevin-ch1xj you take 57-45=12, you idiot, lol.

    • @cantsolvesudokus
      @cantsolvesudokus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +923

      BR Marin jokes on you, 12 divided by 45 doesn’t equal to 57

    • @Kevin-ch1xj
      @Kevin-ch1xj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +652

      @@Lubin-md4ml r/woooosh

    • @Lubin-md4ml
      @Lubin-md4ml 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @@cantsolvesudokus what you talking about? why would you take 12 divided by 45?

  • @sanghoonlee5171
    @sanghoonlee5171 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8108

    Jeremy ages 3 years every year.

    • @memes3874
      @memes3874 7 ปีที่แล้ว +682

      because he smokes 80 a day

    • @theravedaddy
      @theravedaddy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +421

      Hes the same age as me but in the last 5 years he made me look 15 years younger....and 5 stone lighter. He wins on bank balances tho. :(

    • @flumpaustin1994
      @flumpaustin1994 6 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      Because he eats too much red meat.

    • @MichaelSHartman
      @MichaelSHartman 6 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      Memes
      If he smokes 80 cigarettes a day and can tell the difference, the vegetarian (genetically modified yeast) burger doesn't taste like meat at all.

    • @FrantiC119
      @FrantiC119 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Well I assume he sleeps at some point and that means one every 5 minutes. I think that might be a slight exaggeration, but you can tell that it's effecting his health unfortunately. He's a little slower than he maybe should be for his age. Occasionally on TGT I'll see this slackjawed look he gives that my grandma who had COPD had.

  • @Meadjuice
    @Meadjuice 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6348

    I judge how old a top gear episode is by the degree in which jeremy clarkson resembles a potato

    • @enragedmoosemedia
      @enragedmoosemedia 5 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      This is funnier said in his own voice.

    • @verothacamaro
      @verothacamaro 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Bald potato vs. sprouted potato

    • @aaronburr4558
      @aaronburr4558 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Mead Juice don’t diss the God, you megamind head ass

    • @theyoutubeguy1
      @theyoutubeguy1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I do it by his hair style

    • @fpsdovah2572
      @fpsdovah2572 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      When they stay in the cupboard a bit to long and go all wrinkled and sprouted.

  • @LeviJohansen
    @LeviJohansen 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11911

    They should make a carrot out of meat

    • @Magyar_Huszar
      @Magyar_Huszar 6 ปีที่แล้ว +830

      by keeping those damned soya farmers from slaughtering those innocent plants

    • @pyramusk3264
      @pyramusk3264 6 ปีที่แล้ว +274

      Cows, sheeps etc are supposed to be slaughtered. They live for our pleasure. Suck on that, hippie!!!

    • @PatrickMcAsey
      @PatrickMcAsey 6 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Pyramus K Typical idiot comment. What does 'supposed' mean? Supposed by who? Supposed by you, presumably. Can you tell me why cats and dogs are presumably not 'supposed to be slaughtered'? Or is it only the creatures that you in your wisdom choose?
      Animals are our fellow inhabitants of this planet, whom we should treat with love and respect. But of course it takes a minimal amount of intelligence and empathy; minimal but far more than you are ever likely to have. In fact, if the height of your reasoning is who or what lives for your 'pleasure' then there is no hope that you would ever have even a glimmering of understanding of such concepts as the pain and fear suffered by others, let alone 'intelligence' and 'empathy'.

    • @Magyar_Huszar
      @Magyar_Huszar 6 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      Patrick McAsey plants are our fellow inhabitants of this planet, whom we should treat with love and respect. But of course it takes a minimal amount of intelligence and ampathy; minimal but far more than you are ever likely to have. Etc, etc
      I get a lot of reasons to be a vegetarian but being one cuz of the poor animals is just a dumb reason
      BTW our livestock is actually made to die and get eaten by us
      Just like our plants and all other living things we eat we bred them to be like this
      Also the average dog suffers more than the average pig/cow cuz of our breeding why don't you protest against dog owners? Cuz you don't see them suffer
      Next time you call a comment idiotic think before you comment

    • @PatrickMcAsey
      @PatrickMcAsey 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Magyar Huszar A plant isn't an 'inhabitant'. An inhabitant is a person or animal that lives in or occupies a place, and a plant is neither a person nor an animal - or didn't you realise this? You seem to have a problem distinguishing between animals and plants. Don't worry! Just look below. Furthermore, the word is 'empathy' and not 'ampathy' as you have it. I think your misspelling of this word shows how familiar you are with empathy, doesn't it? And, by the way, while on the topic of writing, you should learn how to punctuate. You will find that it will make what you write much easier to read. Surely, you learnt how to punctuate at school?
      1. In case you hadn't noticed it, plants are not sentient beings. They are alive, but they have no consciousness or central nervous system. Strange, isn't it, how meat eaters, who couldn't give a damn about animal suffering, suddenly become aware that 'plants have feelings'? And if this nonsense were true then it would be an even stronger argument not to eat animals. The animal food industry consumes vast amounts of plant food. If everyone ate plant food then vastly fewer plants would be eaten.
      2. I am just as concerned about the trade in pets as I am about the way we treat animals that are eaten, and indeed about the shameful way we treat all animals, be they 'farm animals', pets or any kind of animal life. Have you watched 'Earthlings'? You should. It begins with the pet industry.
      The majority of people who eat meat could never slaughter an animal themselves - many can't even bear to watch videos of animals in slaughterhouses - and yet they are OK with others doing the slaughtering for them. I call this hypocrisy.
      You know as well as I do that animal slaughter is a filthy, cruel business, that no civilised person should have anything to do with it, and that the vast animal slaughter puts us to shame as a species. I believe that one day, when we have become a rather more humane species than we are, it will be illegal to kill any animal, but that will be far far into the future. Just as slavery took a long time to be made illegal (but is still with us in all but name), so will animal slaughter,

  • @MrLinuxify
    @MrLinuxify 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5562

    "my taste buds have been shot for 45 years of smoking"
    "this taste like a burger"

    • @lpsp442
      @lpsp442 5 ปีที่แล้ว +206

      Jeremy Clarkson's tongue may lack in sensory nerve endings, but it has abundance of *soul*

    • @Ramu6A
      @Ramu6A 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      LP SP this is a superb comment, well done

    • @lpsp442
      @lpsp442 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thank you, thank you

    • @aaronjoyce9569
      @aaronjoyce9569 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Thanks for repeating exactly what he said -_-

    • @dextermorgan750
      @dextermorgan750 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Apollo Nein even though his taste buds are shot with decades of smoking, he could still clearly identify the difference between the two burgers. That is saying something!

  • @beatonthedonis
    @beatonthedonis 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2779

    The producer was punched in the face for not remembering which was which.

  • @CrazyInWeston
    @CrazyInWeston 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1290

    Thank you for captioning the video. As a deaf person I wish more people did this. So again thank you.

    • @russellcoight1718
      @russellcoight1718 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      CrazyInWeston you do realise you can turn captions on for any video don't you? Literally any video that has talking in it has an option to be translated

    • @CrazyInWeston
      @CrazyInWeston 5 ปีที่แล้ว +251

      @@russellcoight1718 the TH-cam auto captions are awful and are like 30% correct if that which makes it useless. Plus there are vids even without that.

    • @KrisVic91
      @KrisVic91 5 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      @@russellcoight1718 dont be so certain about stuff.

    • @russellcoight1718
      @russellcoight1718 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Kris Vickers it's a fact.. should I not be certain that 2+2=4?

    • @KrisVic91
      @KrisVic91 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      @@russellcoight1718 you were assuming they were perfect captions.

  • @TomatrontheOne
    @TomatrontheOne 5 ปีที่แล้ว +793

    Jeremy Clarkson: Kitchen Nightmares.
    I would totally watch this.

    • @aw-tismo1676
      @aw-tismo1676 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I mean he was on the F word at some point so he's half way there

    • @Seethenhagen
      @Seethenhagen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Tonight on Top Chef, I try on a hat, hammond gets stuck in a salt shaker, and James peels potatoes for four hours straight

    • @paraskevaspapantonakis
      @paraskevaspapantonakis 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Seethenhagen some say he is not James may then he is called captain slow 😂🤣

    • @Shaymin0
      @Shaymin0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He would fix the kitchen that needs to be cleaned by ramming a tank into the building and driving right through.

    • @Riolupai
      @Riolupai 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Seethenhagen shut up jams

  • @ysituation
    @ysituation 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2903

    ‘Go and eat seeds’ 😂😂😂

    • @mikkelfeldtmann8934
      @mikkelfeldtmann8934 6 ปีที่แล้ว +147

      Michael Boyce what a silly comeback.

    • @kristijan933
      @kristijan933 6 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      Michael Boyce dumb vegi fuk

    • @jeremymanuel8136
      @jeremymanuel8136 5 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      Michael Boyce a vegan wanting a human to die but would sacrifice his life for a cow lol fucktards

    • @hastingsdirect7300
      @hastingsdirect7300 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@mrmjb1960 get a sense of humour

    • @hastingsdirect7300
      @hastingsdirect7300 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @Farina Marcina was I talking to you? No piss off then. Twat

  • @milessanchez7926
    @milessanchez7926 3 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    “Hammond. Hammond! Look at this burger I got for 20 quid!”

    • @billylauwda9178
      @billylauwda9178 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Tonoight on bottom gear

    • @Mei0naise
      @Mei0naise 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I know this is r/woooosh but it’s funny how the burger is nearly as expensive as 20 quid here in the uk lol

    • @МихаилПенев-ф6с
      @МихаилПенев-ф6с 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Bottom gear 4 dropped, boys

    • @THENAMEISQUICKMAN
      @THENAMEISQUICKMAN 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "gon crashed it int james car mate"

    • @NoFlu
      @NoFlu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@THENAMEISQUICKMAN erry naise

  • @Randommmmm204
    @Randommmmm204 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2577

    Some veggie burgers taste pretty good, but none of them actually taste like meat.

    • @UncleBoogieRF
      @UncleBoogieRF 7 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      I'm a meat eater. If we weren't supposed to eat meat, why does it taste so damn good? On saying that I LOVE a good veggieburger. None of this fake meat shit pretend crap, but a proper veggieburger. When done correctly they're freakin' awesome without pretending to be a slice of dead cow. Dammit, now I want a good veggieburger.

    • @Randommmmm204
      @Randommmmm204 7 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Uncle Bonedwarf Well... that argument isn't really good. The most unhealthy stuff taste the best. And Cyanide (a substance that can kill a human if ingested in fairly small doses) tastes really sweet. Like sugar. But I agree with you.

    • @princefancybum4605
      @princefancybum4605 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      +Uncle Bonedwarf if meat tastes so good why do you season it with plants

    • @cannack
      @cannack 7 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      because its culinary,
      beef tastes fine without spices but better with it
      and synthetic flavors exists such as MSG

    • @AusExplorer
      @AusExplorer 7 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Salt isn't a plant.

  • @Maria-xg9ud
    @Maria-xg9ud 7 ปีที่แล้ว +832

    "go and eat seeds, sit on a perch and s**t on sandpaper" 😂😂

    • @Prevordan
      @Prevordan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      He's hilarious, you're an idiot.

    • @mrmjb1960
      @mrmjb1960 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pamela Anderson thinks He's a Blithering Idiot!

    • @billysastard117
      @billysastard117 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Michael Boyce oh the irony.

    • @kristijan933
      @kristijan933 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      JustOneSmallOlive ur dumb

    • @lorien544
      @lorien544 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Just because you cant tolerate that stuff dies for ur food u think people are idiots for not having your opinion of not eating meat. Lol

  • @Mike504
    @Mike504 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1688

    I'm waiting for someone to make vegetables out of meat.

    • @almac9203
      @almac9203 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      It is called a marrot.

    • @WhoThisMonkey
      @WhoThisMonkey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      Wouldn't that be a cow with disabilities?

    • @kevlargu8483
      @kevlargu8483 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      British Wrath this is hilarious

    • @umar_mughal.3861
      @umar_mughal.3861 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      maybe the cow dung cakes..
      Supposedly,if we use them as fuel to cook vegetables.

    • @benjaminturner286
      @benjaminturner286 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Arby's actually did, and it's really fucking gross

  • @dfhellraiser4td
    @dfhellraiser4td 5 ปีที่แล้ว +672

    I've tried an impossible burger. They definitely do not taste like beef. It wasn't bad by any means but no where close to being an unmistakable substitute.

    • @pauldroop
      @pauldroop 5 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      But I am sure that is why it tasted different to you

    • @caius9971
      @caius9971 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @dion one What he meant was if they cut the footage and gave the same answer as he did, then people could say they faked it since the important bit about which is which is missing

    • @Syko1985
      @Syko1985 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Guess we will just keep slaughtering unnecessary amounts of livestock then until it suits your taste buds sir.

    • @dfhellraiser4td
      @dfhellraiser4td 5 ปีที่แล้ว +145

      @@Syko1985 thanks, I planned on it!

    • @Andrew-it7fb
      @Andrew-it7fb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      @@Syko1985 if you're against meat, then why try to fake it? We've been trying to cut back on the meat we eat, but we do it by either just eating smaller portions of meat or cooking vegetarian.

  • @wolfgangamadeusmozart8772
    @wolfgangamadeusmozart8772 7 ปีที่แล้ว +503

    If we're not supposed to eat animals then why are they made of meat.

    • @Michelle_Schu-blacka
      @Michelle_Schu-blacka 7 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart I'm sure that tired joke would be funny if humans weren't also made of meat.

    • @wolfgangamadeusmozart8772
      @wolfgangamadeusmozart8772 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      No animal eats one of it's own by nature.

    • @oof8850
      @oof8850 7 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      not sure where you pulled that from. There are many animals that are cannibals.

    • @EricLing64
      @EricLing64 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Cannibalism? Sure they do, just not particularly common. Sharks would be the most obvious example. Apparently hippos do it. Several insects and spiders and such eat their mates. If they have nothing else to eat I think mice and rats will resort to cannibalism. I think some make predators eat the young of others, or even their own.

    • @oof8850
      @oof8850 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah I heard of Lions eating their cubs because of hunger. Nature is brutal

  • @johnscarloshow5315
    @johnscarloshow5315 5 ปีที่แล้ว +370

    The guy filming is Nick Mason. Drummer for Pink Floyd. They’re long friends

    • @bleedinggumsroberts3579
      @bleedinggumsroberts3579 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Really? Thats bad ass.

    • @sadman5916
      @sadman5916 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Wait seriously???

    • @johnscarloshow5315
      @johnscarloshow5315 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      bleedinggums roberts yeah there’s videos of them just prancing about. It’s pretty entertaining. Nick is a huge car guy.

    • @heathroi
      @heathroi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      no it says who it is in the video, a guy from the Sunday Times.

    • @johnscarloshow5315
      @johnscarloshow5315 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Heath Newland I was waiting for someone to catch on

  • @chriswinter5765
    @chriswinter5765 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1746

    Next week, we ask a vegetarian to see if they can tell the difference between a stick of celery, and a cut of bacon made to look like celery.

    • @0_Salohcin_0
      @0_Salohcin_0 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Peter Aremone IKR

    • @Infirito_Ekra
      @Infirito_Ekra 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Dogs, really? They're just as trashy as hares, cats or squirrels, if you want good meat go for big animals like cows, horses/deer or bears . Haven't tried elephants or hippos, but I'd guess they taste real nice too.

    • @DanSlotea
      @DanSlotea 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Infirito panda cub eyelids

    • @ernestopicazo189
      @ernestopicazo189 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Infirito ostrich is delicious, deer, even horse

    • @illiminatieoverlordgurglek140
      @illiminatieoverlordgurglek140 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Infirito You've eaten bear? That's awesome. What does that taste like?

  • @collecttcg1122
    @collecttcg1122 4 ปีที่แล้ว +879

    "Viewers, please note: This message was written by a vegetarian" (watch ending of the video lol)

    • @anomaly9508
      @anomaly9508 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Do I care that you sit on a field eating grass? No

    • @jalalslava
      @jalalslava 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@galaxspace1 They actually don't look identical. I prefer impossilbe burgers because it is better for the enviornemt but you definely can tell the difference just by looking. They do also taste differnt. The impossilbe burger does taste kind of meaty but still has a unique taste.

    • @Nick-GR
      @Nick-GR 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@jalalslava Why they are better for the environment?

    • @jalalslava
      @jalalslava 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Nick The production of meat is one of the greatest causes of greenhouse emissions.

    • @darkstonefire
      @darkstonefire 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      Jalal Slava but it got flown half way round the world, defeating the point

  • @JonNelson90WBN
    @JonNelson90WBN 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1100

    are they going to make meat flavoured salad? only fair.

    • @SteveHill68K
      @SteveHill68K 7 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      What makes my salads awesome is all the bacon and cheese I put in them.

    • @alexandersmurr-ferrer7713
      @alexandersmurr-ferrer7713 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Steve Hill I put i lil bit a bacon, a lil bit of steak, and a touch of lamb chop on the side, then i put 1 sliced cherry tomato on top. best salad ever.

    • @DylanLenn
      @DylanLenn 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      +Steve Hill +gandalf That is no salad. That's a heart-attack, corpse burger without a bun.

    • @DickRiddick
      @DickRiddick 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Dem corpsies sure taste good tho.

    • @cypherusuh
      @cypherusuh 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      human is omnivore, we can't live a good life by eating only vegetables or only meat. you need veggy for vitamin and meat for protein

  • @dablop1
    @dablop1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Living in L.A. and having tried both real burgers and the impossible burger, there is definitely a difference between them- the impossible burger, while it tastes similar to a burger, tastes as if someone figured out a way to describe the flavour of meat and described it to someone who has never eaten meat before, who then made the closest possible approximation. It definitely does not taste exactly like meat, but it's close. Even without the burger being 10-hours old, it would still be noticeable.
    Just a side note, although I prefer real meat, the flavour of the Impossible burger is actually quite nice in my opinion.

  • @bando7567
    @bando7567 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I used to love the veggie burgers at Hungry Jacks (the Australian version of Burger King). It was basically a whopper, but instead of meat it used a veggie patty that was pretty much the same as bubble & squeak. It didn't try to fool you into thinking it was meat, and it didn't taste like offal like Hungry Jack's burgers in the 90s did.

    • @darthskarr8975
      @darthskarr8975 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      There was one veggie burger I really liked and it was a Woolworths Cafe Shroom Burger.
      Two portobello mushrooms with cheese in the middle, crumbed and fried, with delicious garlic mayo with a side of crispy chip wedges. It was fantastic and they had it for years, but they removed it from the menu some time ago and replaced it with an asperges burger - which also disappeared from the menu not long after.

  • @RayRayIsCoolio
    @RayRayIsCoolio 5 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    they bleeped out the word "poop"

    • @willtownend7190
      @willtownend7190 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      He would have said shit

    • @channel_marker
      @channel_marker 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      he said "crap"

    • @annother3350
      @annother3350 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@channel_marker They bleepd the word 'crap'!

    • @profortnitestreamer8894
      @profortnitestreamer8894 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      3:00

    • @priesty.
      @priesty. 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It said poop because we would know that the bleeped out word was shit or crap.

  • @albert7721
    @albert7721 7 ปีที่แล้ว +821

    Jezza Ramsay tells it like it is,but without the " The F Word " :-)

    • @ltcuddles685
      @ltcuddles685 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You mean fuck?

    • @techforever1970
      @techforever1970 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      A Typical TH-camr It was a joke. Ramsay has a show called The F Word.

    • @Ben_Mayall
      @Ben_Mayall 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      techforever1970 that show stopped ages ago, it was a good show though. It was cancelled, wonder why.

    • @thesisko5645
      @thesisko5645 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      you picked a fossil as a joke?

    • @LFish
      @LFish 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      *Gordon Ramsay* would have used the F word a lot more!

  • @StungoBungo
    @StungoBungo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    "The impossible burger was not fresh... ... endured a 10 hour flight from los angeles unrefrigerated". The title of this video should be "giving jeremy clarkson food poisoning"

    • @thepax6390
      @thepax6390 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      "...we left it on purpose in the sun and smeared some dirt on it too..."

    • @christopherstein2024
      @christopherstein2024 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well it's not food poisoning because it's not meat.

    • @ninetailsgaming2919
      @ninetailsgaming2919 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@christopherstein2024 I mean food poisoning can come from anything.

    • @legendflames3827
      @legendflames3827 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ninetailsgaming2919 plants really plants for god sake

    • @christopherstein2024
      @christopherstein2024 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ninetailsgaming2919 Yes but animal products go bad wayy faster

  • @thesarkive7746
    @thesarkive7746 7 ปีที่แล้ว +387

    Oh shit this is new I was just browsing top gear stuff

    • @LamboBen931993
      @LamboBen931993 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      you have the longest user name I've ever seen lol

    • @sireugenethunderfuck9229
      @sireugenethunderfuck9229 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dont Blow It Keep It Simple Count Your Money I know a bill bur/allen pallin fan comrad when i see it...right on

    • @ICONIC1PRO
      @ICONIC1PRO 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Dont Blow It Keep It Simple Count Your Money forsenE

    • @Nephirulez
      @Nephirulez 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      i'll fix it ForsenE

    • @charliecoll1174
      @charliecoll1174 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Dont Blow It Keep It Simple Count Your MoneyE

  • @DoctorRevers
    @DoctorRevers 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Love the note at the end. “Viewers, please note: The Impossible burger was not as fresh as it should have been, having endured a 10 hour flight from Los Angeles (unrefridgerated)”

  • @josephhearnden5156
    @josephhearnden5156 7 ปีที่แล้ว +293

    "Just go and eat seeds and shit on sandpaper" 😂 Clarkson really has some fiery memes 🔥🔥

  • @amawkvidaz2558
    @amawkvidaz2558 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    2:31 guy in the back probably wanted to take a pic with Jeremy but overheard he ate veggies then hes like naah maybe later XD

  • @mr786romaan
    @mr786romaan 7 ปีที่แล้ว +627

    He's a legend!

    • @darkraft1020
      @darkraft1020 7 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Legends don't eat burgers with a knife and fork...

    • @dingdong5737
      @dingdong5737 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah 'cause he ain't a legend,but a myth!

    • @TheDelbertB
      @TheDelbertB 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      djdk kam because he is doing a tasting, he is not eating.

    • @mulligatawnysoup9281
      @mulligatawnysoup9281 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      He´s a bit of a dick, actually.

    • @michaelmcboomboom7473
      @michaelmcboomboom7473 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      ampoules1 shut up it happens in the wild and you don’t complain

  • @toxicwhitestraightmalebigo6091
    @toxicwhitestraightmalebigo6091 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    Love the notice at the end. Desperately trying to portray it in a good light.

    • @AverageAlien
      @AverageAlien 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@derekakaderek Vegan anything is still inferior to meat gg

    • @darjeelingoffthegourd
      @darjeelingoffthegourd 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@derekakaderek cant exactly call it a fair trial if they claim the burger was flown for 10 hours unrefridgerated. like what is the point of that. sounds like they're chatting shit.

    • @neontime8507
      @neontime8507 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Average Alien would you mind walking us through that logic? ‘Inferior’ how?

  • @vIMONST3RIv
    @vIMONST3RIv 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    This is exactly how i expected clarkson to react lmao

  • @connormeechan5784
    @connormeechan5784 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    😂😂😂”shit on sandpaper,don’t come crying too me”😂😂

  • @rpman4787
    @rpman4787 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Did you ever notice that carnivores never want their meat to resemble vegetables?🤔

    • @rpman4787
      @rpman4787 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @FlyingMonkies325 thank you for your very important opinion.

    • @bigperm2476
      @bigperm2476 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      You wouldnt make money from that veganism is big business now thats why all these meat substitutes are out now not for health reasons just for money simple as

  • @mbjac
    @mbjac 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Beef farmers 2018: consider me relaxed
    Beef farmers 2021:👀

    • @Ved_Overclocked
      @Ved_Overclocked 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm honestly quite proud of the impossible Burger brand, it's not about eating healthier it's about reducing carbon footprint with killing animals.

    • @disastrousdwarf
      @disastrousdwarf 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I expect cloning meat to become far more prevalent in the next few decades.

  • @lecorny007
    @lecorny007 6 ปีที่แล้ว +197

    I saw the title, just knew the comments will be good.

    • @AbsoluteAbsurd
      @AbsoluteAbsurd 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      xD

    • @teej5619
      @teej5619 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ..... I hope you weren't disappointed 🤣👍

  • @TheAmericanDane
    @TheAmericanDane 5 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    That was such a vegan comment at the end 🤣

    • @barbonson_richards
      @barbonson_richards 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Triggered editor

    • @disastrousdwarf
      @disastrousdwarf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      If any meat went through a ten hour unrefigerated flight it would probably be inedible to be fair.
      Really any food that is not fresh is going to taste worse than something made fresh.
      Though in the end no meat substitute will be able to fully replicate meat and I'd say it's better to find something new than to try and copy meat.

    • @barbonson_richards
      @barbonson_richards 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@disastrousdwarf fresh hotdogs taste as bad as hot dogs unrefridgiraded on a 10 hour flight

    • @guitubagrips9719
      @guitubagrips9719 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@barbonson_richards hotdogs are lots of byproduct. You go ahead and leave chicken unrefrigerated for 10 hours then eat it wise ass

    • @barbonson_richards
      @barbonson_richards 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@guitubagrips9719 so? Only proves that it depends on the products how it tastes after 10 hours unrefridagided

  • @Ahmed-vd3dd
    @Ahmed-vd3dd 7 ปีที่แล้ว +355

    if you believe or not these 3 mins is better than the new season of topsh**

    • @oscarcarr7985
      @oscarcarr7985 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ftirich ahmed the grand tour hasn't been that great either.

    • @jim191185
      @jim191185 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Oh god, the new Top Gear is painful to watch. Shittest hosts ever.

    • @Ahmed-vd3dd
      @Ahmed-vd3dd 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @John Smith yes man but the chemistry between the three still there

    • @oscarcarr7985
      @oscarcarr7985 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ftirich ahmed yeah but it feels staged. I know it always is but it's even more obvious now.

    • @fishandham1
      @fishandham1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      " it feels staged." thats because it is

  • @ssjEasterBunny
    @ssjEasterBunny 5 ปีที่แล้ว +188

    Holy crap, that disclaimer at the end really is pretty disqualifying for the entire video

    • @thegardenofeatin5965
      @thegardenofeatin5965 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      "It might have gone off."

    • @piggypiggypig1746
      @piggypiggypig1746 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      both cooked and prepared in that same restaurant. Disclaimer is BS

    • @LegacyFTW
      @LegacyFTW 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      It doesn’t make sense. How the fuck would the lady at the restaurant know which burger was which if he’s just eating it there after a 10 hour flight? What??

    • @647oskar1
      @647oskar1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@LegacyFTW Maybe the restaurant had ordered it from LA. I don't know, it does sound like bullshit though

    • @ScibbieGames
      @ScibbieGames 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      The disclaimer sounds like complete BS

  • @sonyviva308
    @sonyviva308 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I would like to thank TH-cam for recommending me this video about 34 times on the Home page.

    • @cactussmitho9875
      @cactussmitho9875 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      sonyviva308 you know there's an option that makes a video not appear anymore

  • @Raine-Cat
    @Raine-Cat 6 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    Love the excuses they threw in at the end. XD

  • @GBLyrics
    @GBLyrics 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Fine TH-cam, I’ve clicked it, I give in.
    Three years of being recommended and I’m finally watching it

  • @0070Link
    @0070Link 4 ปีที่แล้ว +190

    Imagine all the processing that has to go into making plants look and tastes like beef.

    • @castlehill6717
      @castlehill6717 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Link 0070 Fermentation by genetically engineered yeast which produces heme (a subgroup of the iron rich hemoglobin)

    • @0070Link
      @0070Link 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Castlehill650 I thought people hated genetically engineered foods. Also for people that don’t like meat they sure do like things the look and taste like meat.

    • @castlehill6717
      @castlehill6717 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Link 0070 I agree with both points entirely. I am not a vegan and have never eaten an impossible anything. I personally have no real qualms with genetic engineering and the benefits of it.
      I just like knowing these things

    • @bighands69
      @bighands69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@castlehill6717
      Humans have been eating meat for many thousands of years and have only been eating fake highly processed junk for a few seconds of time.
      What could possibly go wrong.

    • @castlehill6717
      @castlehill6717 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      bighand69 I know right, famous last words.

  • @Great.Dane.
    @Great.Dane. 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Great! Now I crave a burger, a proper meat burger that is. :-)

  • @itzhen7032
    @itzhen7032 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Nothing can replace meat, NOTHING

  • @TiredItalian
    @TiredItalian 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    All I read in the final disclosure is: "we fed a stanch carnivore a rancid plant burger and he didn't like it"

  • @TristaCooper
    @TristaCooper 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2601

    2:30 ''hey jermey can i get your autograph, ah nevermind''

    • @supersecularboypants
      @supersecularboypants 7 ปีที่แล้ว +201

      TristaCooper poor guy :(

    • @jameslloyd8728
      @jameslloyd8728 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Haha!

    • @jameslloyd8728
      @jameslloyd8728 7 ปีที่แล้ว +245

      Kiril 470, get many party invites? You must be a fucking blast with your sense of humour.

    • @TristaCooper
      @TristaCooper 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      y so mad

    • @helioszxc
      @helioszxc 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ahaha that poor guy

  • @allylilith5605
    @allylilith5605 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The by far easiest and best way to transform plants into meat is to feed them to animals.

  • @mfboom3055
    @mfboom3055 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    This has to be the first time ive heard someone use the word "budgerigar" in casual conversation lol

    • @thepl8gued0ct0r8
      @thepl8gued0ct0r8 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Derek aka Derek fucking brilliant

    • @najeebladha4358
      @najeebladha4358 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@derekakaderek roflmao😂

    • @iplayeddsharpminor
      @iplayeddsharpminor 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Whenever I hear the word this reminds me of the time my dad was asked to write a story about an escaped budgerigar for an English assignment at school... only he misread budgerigar when it actually said burglar. Needless to say he didn’t get a good score 🤣

  • @nazirkhalifa5377
    @nazirkhalifa5377 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    As long as the cow is vegetarian, thats good enough for me😃😄😍🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔

    • @danietkissenle
      @danietkissenle 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I just look at meat as biologically processed plant matter

    • @vincentkipp6599
      @vincentkipp6599 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@danietkissenle vegetarian by proxy

    • @ComicGladiator
      @ComicGladiator 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Anon Non "knock knock."
      Human "Who's there?"
      Anon Non "The wholesale slaughter of animals by the industrialized murderers of the meat industry!"

  • @vinigarr801
    @vinigarr801 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Viewers please note that this wasn't the outcome we had hoped for..."

  • @marcypetty3375
    @marcypetty3375 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The impossible burger has hemoglobin in it. It has been tested. Last time I looked you can't get that from a plant. When the guy that invented it said you will crave it, that tells me there is baby in it. I looked up the only production plant that has an address, weird as in how can they provide so many burger places with these burgers from such a small building, but there is a abortion clinic across the street, a place that houses homeless next door and the other next door is a dog food plant. Sounds pretty perfect if you ask me.

    • @guitargresurrect2117
      @guitargresurrect2117 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      ok that's scary enough as it is. but do you have links to the address of that factory?

  • @MausOfTheHouse
    @MausOfTheHouse 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I love how I got a mcdonalds ad on this video

  • @varun_j
    @varun_j 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Damn that burger looks juicy af. I'm glad the video showed it a lot.

  • @jptrainor
    @jptrainor 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Here's the contradiction about these fake burgers: they are made from plant protein isolate (e.g. pea and/or soy) and some sort of seed oil (e.g. canola, soy) that are the products of unsustainable mass mono-crop agricultural practices that require endless fossil fuel derived fertilizer, endless irrigation, and that slowly but surely destroy the top soil. Factory farming of grain fed beef is no better, makes a less healthy product (meat that is stripped of omega-3), and makes the animals sick to boot. BUT: pasture raised, grass fed beef, raised as natural ruminants, are the exact opposite. They are part of the virtuous sustainable cycle that we call "life", as old as evolution itself, that builds top soil, feeds the very perennial grasses that the animals consume, and creates healthy animal food products. The fake meat products are a regression, the real "Beyond Meat" or "Impossible burger" product that we should all be striving for is one that simply returns beef to its natural ruminant state.

  • @schmidcl77
    @schmidcl77 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It’s 2021 and beef farmers should start to cry 🤗

  • @allways28
    @allways28 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    my mum tried to fool me once with veg mince chilli con carne when i was a kid.
    she done goofed

  • @quas-r
    @quas-r 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    To quote him:
    "This is brilliant,
    but I like this."

  • @lorgrenbenirus
    @lorgrenbenirus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Here's a short story about one of my vegetarian friend. She was travelling in Finland at one point and one evening I receive a call from her and she asks "Hey you understand finnish language?". I said yes I do and so she says "I was pretty hungry and wanted to get something to eat and there was this shop selling some very nice looking pies. I didn't understand what the sign said but I bought one and am eating it right now and, I honestly will say this, I have never ever eaten anything this good before! Taste is absolutely incredible but I cannot quite place the flavor and I don't know what the sign said, what does "lihapiirakka" mean?" So I told her, "Well, you as a life-long vegetarian will be pleased to know that this pie, which you so much like and which tastes absolutely incredible is a meat pie, that's what that word means". There was a long moment of silence, followed by ".. well, it tastes so good, so I will not waste food and will eat it!"
    Note that I am not a vegetarian myself, although there's one point which needs to be cleared for vegetarians about non-vegetarians, because they don't seem to get it otherwise - we do NOT eat just and only meat. We are not carnivores as such, but by definition omnivores. Meaning that we eat all, this includes plants and meat. I do like a piece of good steak, who doesn't? But I don't munch on it alone, I have some fries or fried potatoes with it which, by the way, are "plants". I may have some salad on the side which is made also from plants. I add some sauce on it or on the side and all of those sauces are made pretty much from plants. Every now and then I may just eat some salad as a light snack and have no meat in it at all. Point is, we the "meat eaters" don't eat only meat, we eat "plants" too, difference is we're not faking who we are and are not trying to "lure" and "cheat" others into "our way". We accept that you have different taste and are fine with it, so please be polite and return the courtesy. Only reason a vegetarian can get some angry responses from non-vegetarian is because they're trying "forcefully" to recruit someone into their "religion".

  • @alistairwalker2850
    @alistairwalker2850 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Honestly this was made way better by the fact that they didn’t even know which was which, and had to ask the chef

  • @mrbroke7986
    @mrbroke7986 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "Oh no anyway"

  • @williamterrill4384
    @williamterrill4384 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I just love that man his reaction golden you got me dying rolling over laughing

  • @Dylan_Nord
    @Dylan_Nord 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    For me the main reason for making lab grown meat is to be able to enjoy meat without supporting the side effects of the meat industry, such as global warming and bad animal conditions. There’s nothing wrong with eating meat, I do it, I just think people should understand about the energy that is wasted when growing animals compared to growing plants, as well as the greenhouse gases they release such as methane and CO2. Its tiring to see people treat vegetarianism as dumb when there are real environmental benefits to avoiding meat.

    • @howler1579
      @howler1579 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thank you, i agree with you. I don't personally like the fact animals die for humans pleasure but i don't hate people who do eat meat.

    • @87togabito
      @87togabito 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Animals die forbut food. That's just life.
      If it was the other way around I don't see the other side caring either.
      Anyway the planet's shot, so best live like a long while it lasts. We'll be dead by then so it's not our problem.

    • @bighands69
      @bighands69 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Dylan Nordanstad
      So are you suggesting that people should be forced and made to feel guilty about eating meat because you have a theory about global warming that is not supported by any real science.

    • @Keithjustkeithwastaken
      @Keithjustkeithwastaken 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bighands69 yes you should also not think about how we will go about growing all this food for people that is not meat or how we will fertilize it

  • @danielwickham3439
    @danielwickham3439 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I don't know if I should be commenting this but that comment at the end go and eat seeds and sit on a perch and poop on sandpaper made me laugh

  • @codynewcomb3819
    @codynewcomb3819 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    XD I love that they defend the veg burger by giving the circumstances of its arrival to LA. If it sucks it sucks that's the end of it

  • @alexkey9372
    @alexkey9372 6 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    lol yeah "not as fresh" we know the tricks

    • @oorat
      @oorat 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      That got me too, if there is only a short window where it tastes EXACTLY like meat they may need to keep working on this.

    • @babbisp1
      @babbisp1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@oorat You typically leave your food out for hours before eating it? "Waffles dont taste as good after 10 hours, so we should reinvent waffles." Great logic.

    • @neontime8507
      @neontime8507 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      oorat how is ten hours a short window? News flash: you shouldn’t eat any burger that’s been left out for that long anyway, it won’t taste as it should

    • @elisabeth4912
      @elisabeth4912 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@babbisp1 Well then it was obviously the restaurants or the shipments fault. Also, it kind of sounded like backpeddeling to me

  • @jakubkrcma
    @jakubkrcma 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Jeremy - comedy gold as usual. :-) Love that guy. (been a vegan for 24 years)

  • @Chaziltasm
    @Chaziltasm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    He managed to eat it without punching someone. Miraculous.

  • @MrRedeyedJedi
    @MrRedeyedJedi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    If you want to eat like a budgerigar, then so be it, lol that was brilliant

  • @cunkmusic8748
    @cunkmusic8748 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Imagine asking a butcher if they do steaks shaped like peas....

  • @d4n6
    @d4n6 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    @Rob Flynn - The point is simply to provide an alternative/substitute to meat, of which there are numerous reasons for doing so. Quorn is a high protein low fat alternative to meat, and for this reason I know people who consume meat who also consume Quorn.
    Quorn is only one of a number of different alternatives though. The general consensus is that Quorn is a bland product and subpar in comparison to meat, but as someone who has only ever been vegetarian I have no experience of consuming meat to compare with. I am satisfied with it more than most meat eaters would probably be for that exact reason... I am not comparing it to something else, I am taking it for what it is.
    Some Quorn products such as slices are flavoured but the majority of Quorn I consume in main meals such as chunks and mince don't really taste of anything, and with these products I find my food tastes great because of the accompaniment of flavourings and spices. If I just had a bowl of quorn with nothing else I'd be pretty bored pretty fast.

    • @oof8850
      @oof8850 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Quorn is highly processed though. If you became vegetarian for the health benefits, you'd be better off eating real meat than Quorn

    • @DylanLenn
      @DylanLenn 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +GlitterBuzz Better off eating real meat than quorn products? Somehow you think a combination of soy, wheat, potatoes, onions, garlic, other natural flavors, spices, and herbs are more unhealthy than corpses? One meta-analysis for example found that vegans have 15% less total cancer. This is following a standard vegan diet that includes processed and heavily refined foods so it is hard to see what effects a whole food vegan diet would have on cancer levels. But it is clear that reducing exposure to preservatives and toxins in general are good for preventing cancer.
      www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/26853923

    • @dudeskidude8376
      @dudeskidude8376 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dylan Lenn
      Dam you are a machine! I'm commenting on people's idiotic comments too, but dam you are everywhere haha!

    • @fnulnu6
      @fnulnu6 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      According to a scientific study, eating meat will instantly give you cancer, heart disease and diabetes. Not only that, a split second later, you will be obese. Veganism also extends our lifetime by a few millennia. It is impossible to be healthy with a diet consisting of meat as it will shorten your life span by 50% as all meat is processed with added sugar, trans-fat etc. Processed meat is the only form of meat. The only reason healthy meat-eaters exist is that they don't as while they look healthy they are actually rotting away on the inside. Anybody who has lived long and ate meat was just because they were lucky and got beneficial vegan genes, the only thing keeping them alive, just like that smoking 90-year-old grandma we all have seen before.

    • @theravedaddy
      @theravedaddy 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      If you become 100% vegetarian you will die from cancer caused by all the toxic colouring used in your tie-dye smocks and fishermans pants....

  • @donrosscojoe5014
    @donrosscojoe5014 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Why are vegans and vegetarians always trying to make copies of food that usually has meat in it?

  • @dluo2000
    @dluo2000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Vegetarians: stop eating meat your basically eating your pet!
    Me: stop killing your plants your eating your pet plants

  • @Mr.M1STER
    @Mr.M1STER 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "If you want to be a vegetarian you just have to accept that you've got to eat like a budgerigar".... He is so right and it's hilarious.

    • @scootergrant8683
      @scootergrant8683 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I have never understood why they want to try and get closer to the thing they swear not to eat.

    • @Mr.M1STER
      @Mr.M1STER 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@scootergrant8683 Probably because they know deep down that meat tastes good so they try to imitate the taste.

    • @scootergrant8683
      @scootergrant8683 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Mr.M1STER Well, having thought more about it, that applies to anything I guess. Those who are anti drugs who have had before know that it is fun in the moment to have the stuff. Most vegetarians I have met like meat but they don't like the idea of eating it so of course some are going to like it. I still hold respect for them as they are exerting far greater self control than I could. If you want to watch a crack up of a video about vegans: th-cam.com/video/C7Yfg-tWbT4/w-d-xo.html

    • @mattbower4763
      @mattbower4763 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Mr.M1STER a vegetarian might like the flavour of meat but not want to be responsible for the unethical practice of the meat industry. Or for health reasons such as red meat having an association with cancer. This really too hard for you to figure out?

    • @Mr.M1STER
      @Mr.M1STER 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mattbower4763 You're replying to the wrong person.

  • @NymbusCumulo928
    @NymbusCumulo928 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Right, this isn't a burger"

  • @0326Hambone
    @0326Hambone 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I like how Clarkson is ashamed or try to hide the fact that he's a smoker. Many celebrities hide this, because of the health or social stigmas. This man knows he enjoys a smoke, and doesn't care.

  • @coryman125
    @coryman125 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I had something called a Beyond Burger a few years back (and I forgot to put any condiments on it, which didn't help). It was a touch dry compared to a normal patty, which should range from juicy to greasy, and it didn't QUITE taste like beef, but it really wasn't that noticeable unless you were doing a proper taste test. Honestly there's a bigger difference between, say, A&W burgers and Burger King burgers than there are between a beef burger and a beyond burger from the same restaurant.
    I haven't tried the one in this video, but I imagine it's not much different really

    • @Drikkerbadevand
      @Drikkerbadevand ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah. I havent tasted one but I'm sure if it's been a while since you had a beef burger and the taste isnt fresh in your mind to use as a reference, you could be handed one of these and if you werent told, you'd probably never think twice about it. And even if it was a bit different, you'd just assume it was of a different quality, older, seasoned different etc

  • @3478q-i3u
    @3478q-i3u 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    he cut the burger with a knife? is that a uk thing?

  • @bullittcrazy
    @bullittcrazy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Like Jeremy said, unless they have some commercial reason, naw bru! They aren’t trying to satisfy the vegetarians/vegans but turning the meat eaters. Not anytime soon!

    • @iRaps1
      @iRaps1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah, how bad of people to try and both treat animals in a nice way as well as save our environment.
      How terrible of them!!

    • @bullittcrazy
      @bullittcrazy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Didn’t say it made sense, but you could also look at all the obese people in America and cut their eating in half. You’d be feeding twice as many people and everybody would be healthier. Maybe come up for a solution for that?!

    • @neontime8507
      @neontime8507 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Get out of your own head. It’s not a place for reasonable people

  • @canadahq6926
    @canadahq6926 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I knew I wasn't going to be disappointed. Thanks Clarkson.

  • @davidblarstron767
    @davidblarstron767 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    2:35 Holy F Jeremy carlson is in here.
    Nether mind they are filming ill just act like im walking my hands....

    • @JustGeorgeGG
      @JustGeorgeGG 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂😂😂

  • @redstoneking75
    @redstoneking75 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Most ppl: eating Burger with Hand
    Jeremy Clarkson: *Fork knife*

    • @LocalGuardsman
      @LocalGuardsman 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well, he is British.

    • @iiiivvvv9986
      @iiiivvvv9986 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah cause sauce and oil on your hands is disgusting

    • @redstoneking75
      @redstoneking75 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@iiiivvvv9986 can (kinda) agree with that

  • @unclejustin7267
    @unclejustin7267 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I had to look up budgerigar...it is a type of parakeet.

    • @Bexks
      @Bexks 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I've lived in USA and UK so yes, a budgie (nickname for a budgerigar in UK) is what Americans call a parakeet. Same bird just different names internationally.

    • @juliansmit3770
      @juliansmit3770 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Uncle Justin same lol, guess this expands our vocab so that’s good

    • @Cal-cf2vo
      @Cal-cf2vo 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thanks for the info, wondered

    • @20FreeWill
      @20FreeWill 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

    • @20FreeWill
      @20FreeWill 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Its a fuckin budgie . Sherlock

  • @C21H30O2
    @C21H30O2 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Clarkson's smug smile... gotta love it

  • @lostswamp4003
    @lostswamp4003 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I like how he called himself a passionate “meataterian.” It’s absolutely brilliant.

  • @buddysyst3m
    @buddysyst3m 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I liked the part where I couldn't see any of the food in question! Awesome!

  • @shi3ll4
    @shi3ll4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    That's a strong message. "if you want to be a vegetarian, go eat seeds, don't expect your vegetables to be meat"

  • @Kingdoperks
    @Kingdoperks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    My father is a vegetarian he loves the Impossible Burger. They usually sell this at Burger King, Apple Bees and Other Dinners

  • @askforgreg1216
    @askforgreg1216 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I like how no one is really impressed he's there lmao

    • @AlexanderMatrix11111
      @AlexanderMatrix11111 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      They look like they dont belong in the uk and only watch pakistani tv at home thats why.

  • @thepom572
    @thepom572 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Yet another reason Mr Clarkson is a legend!

  • @justinoo777
    @justinoo777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Reason why vegs would want plant-based meat replicas is because their whole life they have been eating meats and they have nostalgia. The reason they go veggie or vegan is not because they suddenly started hating on the taste of meat but rather for health and ethical reasons. plus when u just start veganism it can be hard to assimilate into veg diet so foods like that help you out. it like eating what you love most but with clear conscience. for instance,my fav food was kfc so now i love to enjoy kentucky fried compassion instead. plus, beyond meat burgers are 10x better than impossible - he should have tried that one first... also he is massively sponsored by meat industries so don't expect honest reviews from him.

    • @Nick-GR
      @Nick-GR 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bullshit. You are meat lovers in denial. Plus., if you REALLY want a healthy life, exercise often and have a balanced diet with all kinds of foods. Thats the proper way.

    • @eE-wn3fs
      @eE-wn3fs 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Maybe he doesnt like the taste of that Burger, just like many others?

  • @moviefanadam42
    @moviefanadam42 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I love the end message making a crappy excuse about why the burger doesn't taste like meat 😂😂

  • @JohnMcMahon.
    @JohnMcMahon. 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Guys, do not fall for this!.. This is like that old Transvestite trick. The one that keeps giving you the eyes across the darkened nightclub.. Looks fantastic when you're drunk, until you're close enough to take a bite.... So do not eat this burger. You'll go home feeling like you've been violated... Trust me guys, this burger may have a big massive sausage in it. 😟

  • @LatitudeSky
    @LatitudeSky 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    It may not be a perfect replica of beef, but it IS progress and it is a lot better than the stagnant 'veggie burgers' that have been marketed for decades. In time this replica will improve even more and cost less and be a viable option. At the moment, I cannot afford beef, or any kind of meat, actually. It's all out of my price range. So I hope someday I will have an option.

    • @cordiasr7021
      @cordiasr7021 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      LS surprised that you even have a laptop/smartphone/tablet etc and can't even afford a 1 dollar burger they'll offer at mcdonalds

    • @MB-to2wi
      @MB-to2wi 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Cancel your internet plan, sell your device and start enjoying your food.

    • @Nightbird.
      @Nightbird. 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @CordiaSR - If you think what McDonald's calls a "burger" is REAL meat..then you ALSO can't afford the real thing..lol! Sad to see people who don't realize they are being sold soy protein being passed off as meat..lol.

    • @MB-to2wi
      @MB-to2wi 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Can you proved a citation with any evidence for that or is this yet another vegetarian conspiracy theory?

    • @MB-to2wi
      @MB-to2wi 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Provide* Come on tin foil wearing vegetarian, show us your source.

  • @guythatshoots27
    @guythatshoots27 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    See I find that vegan meat tastes like it’s own type of meat. It doesn’t always taste exactly the same - just like it’s a new type of meat.

  • @sirjames3494
    @sirjames3494 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    No man can fool Jeremy Clarkson

  • @SylviusTheMad
    @SylviusTheMad 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The best veggie patty I've ever had was made from black beans, and it had bacon in it.

  • @joshn938
    @joshn938 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "All American burgers are RUBBISH!!! Made from crap materials." *knocks on burger* ..."it sounds like a wheelie bin! RUUUBBBBISSSHHHH"

  • @douglaswilliams1680
    @douglaswilliams1680 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I'm definitely not a vegetarian. I've been enjoying cookouts (grilling) my entire life and have some sort of meat with most meals. I have also had impossible burgers more than once. Why? Because they ARE pretty damn good - just not the same as a beef hamburger. That said - I agree with one thing that was said by Clarkson. WHY do vegetarians make such a big deal out of mimicking meat if they're "against meat?" It's like people righteously substituting "fudge" for "fuck." We know your sentiment. We know you're cursing. You're just doing it less well than you could with the real thing. If you're against meat, just don't eat fucking meat.

    • @0ffaI
      @0ffaI 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MachLandar Kinda counter intuitive isn't it? Making a product for someone who'd never want it.

    • @tlclookism
      @tlclookism 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Don't ever consume impossible burger again. It is full of chemicals that have negative effects on your body including inflammation and gut disease.

    • @aleksandarkurbalija
      @aleksandarkurbalija 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Geniustrapper69 Yeah and normal meat is not full of bad things 😂😂? Whats next? Smoke Malboro instead of Kamel, becouse Kamel contains unhealthy chemical substances.

    • @tlclookism
      @tlclookism 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@aleksandarkurbalija yeah, it's not filled with bad things unless it is factory farmed. Meat contains much more nutrients than any plant foods in its most bioavailable form. Meat also contains complete protein profiles that are also in its most bioavailable Form.

    • @douglaswilliams1680
      @douglaswilliams1680 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@tlclookism Citation? Because this feels like the food claim equivalent of "vaccines cause autism."

  • @MrNick-
    @MrNick- 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Me - eating a juicy medium rare burger
    My Neighbor - sitting on a perch shitting on sandpaper