Hammond, Clarkson and May Go Shopping Compilation

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  • @matussa
    @matussa 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2869

    Jeremy and James shopping = old married couple
    Jeremy and Richard = mischievous teenagers
    Richard and James = two hungover blokes

    • @JetFalcon710
      @JetFalcon710 2 ปีที่แล้ว +269

      All three of them: Slightly crazed gang of middle-aged teenagers

    • @EzraEel05
      @EzraEel05 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Both these comments are true lol

    • @RAKESH-xw9xm
      @RAKESH-xw9xm ปีที่แล้ว +11

      All 3 comments here are true lol

    • @zacharyhicks6237
      @zacharyhicks6237 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      All five of these commments are false. Who will you ask your question to to pass through the door?

    • @theburpman8006
      @theburpman8006 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      That is actually true

  • @_KaiTheGamer_
    @_KaiTheGamer_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6972

    "It's a bottle opener!?"
    "IT OPENS *BEER* !"
    "WE WANT THEM!"

    • @lonerider92
      @lonerider92 3 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      Every man ever going on a camping trip with his guy friends.

    • @rufusgreenleaf2466
      @rufusgreenleaf2466 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @Taiga 🤣

    • @krisnaputramaulidan2843
      @krisnaputramaulidan2843 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Taiga muslims lmao?

    • @ramdomy_boi9049
      @ramdomy_boi9049 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@krisnaputramaulidan2843 they make up for it with amazing beards

    • @krisnaputramaulidan2843
      @krisnaputramaulidan2843 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@ramdomy_boi9049 yeah idk how arabs have those godly beards but i want to get that someday

  • @JessidGallardo
    @JessidGallardo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4672

    "Scrapie scrapie, brushie brushie"
    I love that

    • @nothajzl
      @nothajzl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Useless info: i watched that episode for the first time yesterday (and today i see that bit in a compilation)

    • @thurnishaley1481
      @thurnishaley1481 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Apti Newim what episode is that

    • @nickgarfield6873
      @nickgarfield6873 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@thurnishaley1481 series 22 episode 6

    • @thurnishaley1481
      @thurnishaley1481 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Nick Garfield thanks my guy

    • @foraminuteforaminute4056
      @foraminuteforaminute4056 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      For some reason that sounds naughty.

  • @ghrfuidos
    @ghrfuidos 3 ปีที่แล้ว +489

    Seasons & episodes
    0:00 s19e1
    0:22 s19e5
    0:56 s9e5
    1:09 s22e8
    1:35 s12e8
    2:02 s22e3
    2:22 the grand tour s1e8
    3:27 the grand tour s2e5
    3:55 s9e1
    4:00 s14e6
    4:27 s16e1
    5:01 s22e2
    5:16 s21e3
    5:35 s21e7
    5:51 the grand tour s4e1
    6:31 s11e4
    6:51 s17e2
    7:00 s19e6
    7:52 top ground gear force
    8:23 s21e1
    8:41 s12e6

    • @halo7372
      @halo7372 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      You are my hero

    • @sunarpichin5972
      @sunarpichin5972 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Hero

    • @kxtji
      @kxtji 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Wow

    • @JetFalcon710
      @JetFalcon710 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Awesome

    • @CommanderAkio
      @CommanderAkio 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This should have thousands of likes. Thank you OP!!!

  • @kael2450
    @kael2450 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6806

    "Theres no point paying for Daffodils, you can just go nick those from a roundabout" LOL

    • @keiztrat9109
      @keiztrat9109 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Exactly lmao

    • @heartless604
      @heartless604 4 ปีที่แล้ว +182

      The council wants to know your location 😂

    • @FarmYardGaming
      @FarmYardGaming 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Smort

    • @theconfusedllama
      @theconfusedllama 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      Or you could find other flowers on an accident-prone highway

    • @N4rkoza
      @N4rkoza 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      The Confused Llama theyre already arranged in a beautiful bouquet too!

  • @Joentac
    @Joentac 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3320

    "do you have an expensive aunt?."
    - *James May.*

    • @bonelesspizza5545
      @bonelesspizza5545 4 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      that's a subtitle problem, he nailed it.

    • @petertaylor4980
      @petertaylor4980 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      That was Hammond, and although it may have sounded like cara tía it was obvious that he was asking for a carretilla.

    • @theepicosityofpizza
      @theepicosityofpizza 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Also technically "expensive aunt" should be tía cara not cara tía

    • @swedish_vikings
      @swedish_vikings 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      But where is your legs tho?

    • @guillermoirigoin2647
      @guillermoirigoin2647 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      "Caratia" to lift your cara tía

  • @alc-d4163
    @alc-d4163 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4209

    Hammond: "Can I have Cod 'n' Chips 75 times please?"
    Shop Owner: *Sweats Nervously*

    • @lavistalimited4747
      @lavistalimited4747 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Snack?

    • @reubenbell1980
      @reubenbell1980 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @nope not me Have*

    • @PoxMuffin
      @PoxMuffin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      I used to work in a holiday park fish and chip shop and I had an order that was pretty similar to that the bill came out to about 800 quid xD

    • @Alexander_l322
      @Alexander_l322 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      So the shop owner should start saying cod and chips 75 times over 🤣

    • @unitedforever9291
      @unitedforever9291 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Good old holiday park chippy..... literally a handful of chips with a strip of.batter on the top 😂

  • @wilfstor3078
    @wilfstor3078 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2684

    1:09 as a Canadian, watching two brits getting lost with all the cool stuff that you don't need at Canadian Tire makes me laugh.

    • @Thedarkside379
      @Thedarkside379 2 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      Are you suggesting that you don't need a bottle Opener?? 😮

    • @arandomsupra
      @arandomsupra 2 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      It opens beer

    • @cinnamonrollypoly
      @cinnamonrollypoly 2 ปีที่แล้ว +171

      You do, in fact, need a "brushy brushy" with your "scrapy scrapy", lol.

    • @Ctofer93
      @Ctofer93 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@Thedarkside379 most Canadians already have a few on their person at all times. ;P

    • @mrcoolize
      @mrcoolize 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@Ctofer93 at least 3 in the car even in summer

  • @colintosh5417
    @colintosh5417 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20020

    If Clarkson and May split up who gets custody of Hammond?

    • @sandasturner9529
      @sandasturner9529 4 ปีที่แล้ว +791

      Underrated comment

    • @colintosh5417
      @colintosh5417 4 ปีที่แล้ว +310

      @@sandasturner9529 tell me about it some people just simply ask for a like and get thousands I can see why you got a highlighted reply cos you made a really good point, I like what you have got to say for yourself

    • @sandasturner9529
      @sandasturner9529 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Thanks

    • @ismaeel5051
      @ismaeel5051 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      @@colintosh5417 LMAO

    • @nht2071994
      @nht2071994 4 ปีที่แล้ว +589

      The Stig will keep Hammond

  • @AlekWheeler
    @AlekWheeler 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1033

    The fact Hammond actually does buy the “chair” May and Clarkson mock him for buying as a chair...brilliant.

    • @TkoPunches
      @TkoPunches 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It's scripted, mate.

    • @englishatheart
      @englishatheart ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ​@jakanz No one said it wasn't funny, mate. But op seems to think it authentically happened like that.

    • @LASAGNA_LARRY
      @LASAGNA_LARRY ปีที่แล้ว +23

      The entirety of Top Gear is scripted. They laughed they’re asses off when they won a British TV award for “best unscripted show”. Still the GOAT comedy show from BBC.

  • @thy1nz
    @thy1nz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9583

    Watching them doing random thing is really entertaining for me

    • @dariogrosse5053
      @dariogrosse5053 4 ปีที่แล้ว +186

      Because this trio is just perfect

    • @iz723
      @iz723 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      Don't thank ppl for likes. It's pathetic

    • @OhHeBustin
      @OhHeBustin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@iz723 lol he changed it back lol

    • @iz723
      @iz723 4 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      @@OhHeBustin good, he's learning

    • @bentonlott6272
      @bentonlott6272 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I think its entertaining for a lot of people hence the 20 years of them doing random thing on television...

  • @QueenofTNT
    @QueenofTNT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +876

    There’s something weirdly adorable about watching Hammond react to the lady handing him a taser. He looks like a little kid carrying a foam weapon but more dangerous cause he’s fully grown and armed

    • @bierbestie4936
      @bierbestie4936 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      You mean grown up in mind right? Cause physically he isn't

    • @robertfreeman7803
      @robertfreeman7803 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What episode was that from?

    • @covb2615
      @covb2615 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@robertfreeman7803 Grand Tour Seamen

    • @asianhooman2111
      @asianhooman2111 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@justcows7772 i thought he's 165 (5'5), because his IMDb wrote that

    • @JetFalcon710
      @JetFalcon710 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Timestamp?

  • @nutshot_brawler8466
    @nutshot_brawler8466 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1705

    A trio so talented that they can make even shopping entertaining to watch

  • @Peoples_Republic_of_Devonshire
    @Peoples_Republic_of_Devonshire 4 ปีที่แล้ว +468

    7:56 I guarantee he wasn't checking. He went off to tell his mate an idiot's arrived, chat for 5 minutes and come back to say they have no gorgonzola because they're a garden centre

    • @robbutterill1426
      @robbutterill1426 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @McFlickers the lads boss: “come on harry, what have we told told you about smoking weed at work😂”

  • @lawman977
    @lawman977 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7123

    It’s a bottle opener
    Their faces when they realize.
    It’s a bottle opener!
    It open beer!

    • @mrcrayola2013
      @mrcrayola2013 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      do you know what episode it is

    • @vincenthoehlich
      @vincenthoehlich 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      @@mrcrayola2013 It's Series 22, Episode 6.

    • @lawman977
      @lawman977 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @YourAverageHuman I now have 1.4K my good sir

    • @petrified1999
      @petrified1999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What a god

    • @colintosh5417
      @colintosh5417 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      My mate can honestly open beer bottles with his teeth, he does it with his back tooth or molar

  • @adrianvg12
    @adrianvg12 3 ปีที่แล้ว +888

    The translation of “carretilla” (wheelbarrow) as “expensive aunt” (cara tía) killed me 😂

    • @robbutterill1426
      @robbutterill1426 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      it is so similar😂 do you have an aunt

    • @strawberrypencl
      @strawberrypencl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Is the double L in carratilla pronounced as Ls like in English or Ys like in Spanish? Idk what language it is lol

    • @GoobGloop
      @GoobGloop 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@strawberrypencl it pronounced like a y

    • @TheRuddster95
      @TheRuddster95 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@strawberrypencl yeah it's Spanish lol

    • @kiramutoujaeger
      @kiramutoujaeger 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      How to pronounce that word?

  • @gbmgaming
    @gbmgaming 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5350

    Clarkson: ranting about Europeans haggling
    *Cuts to Hammond haggling*

    • @bigbang1331
      @bigbang1331 4 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      He dropped by 50 too

    • @janis7077
      @janis7077 4 ปีที่แล้ว +291

      @@bigbang1331 That's how you're supposed to do it, if you're clearly a foreigner in South East Asia the price will probably be at least 3x higher than it should be.

    • @PerfectAlibi1
      @PerfectAlibi1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      @@janis7077
      Clarkson complains it was haggling over ONE dollar!
      He didn't care, that's barely pocket change to him... XD

    • @angela.luntian
      @angela.luntian 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      @@PerfectAlibi1 man might have larger wallets but 20 pounds is still 20 pounds

    • @guyfieri148
      @guyfieri148 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@angela.luntian I ain't gay but £20 is £20

  • @lightningbuster
    @lightningbuster 4 ปีที่แล้ว +974

    "I don't mean Gorgonzola do I? That's a cheese."

    • @andrewvanhalen1984
      @andrewvanhalen1984 4 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      Gonorrhea

    • @ConnorRK-nk8rg
      @ConnorRK-nk8rg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@andrewvanhalen1984 Do you have any syphilis?

    • @TomorrowWeLive
      @TomorrowWeLive 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      My favourite bit

    • @gius4real415
      @gius4real415 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Which episode is that? So funny

    • @ConnorRK-nk8rg
      @ConnorRK-nk8rg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@gius4real415 It's the special they did for Sport Relief called 'Top Gear Ground Force'

  • @meatballg8655
    @meatballg8655 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2326

    hammond would be terrible in a survival situation, realises that he should be able to carry his entire setup on his back so that he can move around a lot but won't be able to eat anything he finds in the wild because it wasn't one of the three things he actually eats

    • @nivyan
      @nivyan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      Hammond loves having overnight picnics. In actual survival, he definitely gives off the impression of being terrible.

    • @batt3ryac1d
      @batt3ryac1d 3 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      Also he'd run out of gin 2 days in and just end it all.

    • @tiko4621
      @tiko4621 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      May would be the ultimate survivor

    • @killagamez4619
      @killagamez4619 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Adapt - Improvise - Survive

    • @kaitlyngarner740
      @kaitlyngarner740 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Remember when he got stuck in the canadian Rockies for 4 days because Jeremy and James took forever rescuing him because they didn't get a flight until the next day, slept off the jet lag, went shopping and stayed another night in a hotel? He tried to do the survival stuff but half of it didn't work. At least he got a fire going and built a rudimentary shelter that wasn't the tent

  • @MartHommes
    @MartHommes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +476

    James: Talks foreign language so the guy can understand
    Guy that can actually speak English: I do not understand

  • @TheClapton2
    @TheClapton2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1176

    Jeremy: "Just pay the price!"
    Man seilling the JAAAG belt: "Yeeaash"

    • @FauxNoir
      @FauxNoir 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I dont recognize that clip or the related footage what episode is it from?

    • @anzumatsuri2181
      @anzumatsuri2181 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Charlie In The Bushes. The grand tour s4, seamen special

    • @failtolawl
      @failtolawl 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@FauxNoir they are in laos

    • @Band-maid-fan101
      @Band-maid-fan101 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cambodia

  • @chelnahtheegghead
    @chelnahtheegghead 2 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    6:43 Jeremy saying, “HIV what?” never fails to get me. 😂

    • @baggie_woodman
      @baggie_woodman 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Ha ha I've never noticed that one before!

    • @Crroow
      @Crroow 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      When he's done shopping, sit in the garden surrounded by his gonorrhea plants

  • @kyl3644
    @kyl3644 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2848

    Jeremy in what would've possibly been a called 'Social-Distancing Vehicle' nowadays

    • @dutesei
      @dutesei 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Lmao

    • @sirchaozz
      @sirchaozz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      ye i thought the same thing, i bet that shit would even sell these days.. or well atleast in america

    • @Blueflag04
      @Blueflag04 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      that would sell well

    • @retrospace2150
      @retrospace2150 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      The all new JC SDV

    • @Jeffers421
      @Jeffers421 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I came here looking for this comment

  • @PeterIsStinkyy
    @PeterIsStinkyy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    "this is the sort of thing hammond would think is a chair!" *cuts to hammond sitting on it* Hammond: yeah!

  • @chris-hayes
    @chris-hayes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    8:09 "There's no point in paying for daffodils, you can just nick those from a roundabout" 😂

    • @bmstylee
      @bmstylee 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The town council has entered the chat

  • @x5digi
    @x5digi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +177

    It really shows how good these guys were together when the new top gear has to create big jaw-dropping stunts to get viewers, while these guys just walk round a store and people find it more entertaining

    • @hafsa.90
      @hafsa.90 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Exactly... the new show and the American version are sooooo boring. I couldn't finish one episode and just gave up. I used to watch this religiously

    • @JetFalcon710
      @JetFalcon710 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah, the only clip I've watched from the new Top Gear is the one where they race an F-35 Lightning II in a McLaren Speedtail. Spoilers: the F-35 won

  • @unknownvariable7714
    @unknownvariable7714 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    I love how Clarkson and May are just fascinated and joyful when they find out the sunglasses are also beer openers.

  • @no_one01-5
    @no_one01-5 3 ปีที่แล้ว +338

    Imagine having a nice shopping spree and while you walk out of the store, you see Jeremy Clarkson driving towards you on something that can only be described as an anorexic Dalek.

    • @cristalmewtwo4160
      @cristalmewtwo4160 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Or a midget in a de-weaponised tank

    • @FarmYardGaming
      @FarmYardGaming 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      imagine doing your weekly shop and finding a fiesta being chaded by a corvette lmao

  • @greatwesternproductions2857
    @greatwesternproductions2857 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1799

    I’d quite like to see a James May intellect compilation in the future some day.

    • @MatrixGuardians99
      @MatrixGuardians99 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I can't wait for it. It'll the best video for when ya can't fall asleep

    • @LJC944
      @LJC944 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      What’s that?

    • @greatwesternproductions2857
      @greatwesternproductions2857 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      LiamCassell When he just applies logic and thinking so he can build his shed properly without getting the wrong screws in the wrong holes.

    • @LJC944
      @LJC944 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Great Western Productions2857 ohhh ye should be good

    • @dunlop9161
      @dunlop9161 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Great Western Productions2857 JUST, BU-, BUILD THE SHED

  • @EleanorPeterson
    @EleanorPeterson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    I'm seeing some Comments from Canadian peeps saying that you DO need a brush on your car windscreen ice-scraper thingy. This is because Canadian drivers contend with proper snow in a proper winter that has predictably ghastly weather for several weeks or even months at a time.
    Canadian snow is the real thing and tends to be powdery and fluffy and often very, very deep. When your car has a thick coating of decent snow, a brush is a good thing to have in the boot. A plastic shovel's handy, too.
    But the Brit boys think in terms of British snow. Have you seen British snow? The changeable weather means that it falls, melts, freezes, thaws, falls, melts, falls, thaws, falls, melts, and freezes again, all within the hour. What you find on your car is not 'snow'; it's a three-inch thick duvet filled with frosty porridge. It's slush. It's ice. It's sky vomit.
    You can't brush it. You can't scrape it. You can't shift it. The best thing to do is to wait 5 minutes for that morning's winter to turn into a glorious summer's day. That'll last until lunchtime, whereupon winter will return and another couple of inches of horrible wet sludge will fall.
    Keeping a car clear is bad enough, but the roads and railways are even worse because nothing hangs around long enough to be dealt with!

    • @kgzuig
      @kgzuig 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      What a great description.

    • @afrizaldaniswaraali8980
      @afrizaldaniswaraali8980 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      This comment is beautiful

    • @Fleeb-pb7zo
      @Fleeb-pb7zo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So true

    • @bri5033
      @bri5033 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      **laughs in Australian**

    • @Bigbigpoopi
      @Bigbigpoopi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@bri5033 you lot lost in the emu war

  • @hayosiko9119
    @hayosiko9119 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1056

    Im waiting for the opening or closing doors compilation

    • @niksv4165
      @niksv4165  4 ปีที่แล้ว +134

      😂 I like the idea I'll look into it

    • @cirocciroc
      @cirocciroc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      In the right one! It was my favorite one!
      th-cam.com/video/feevDGNlAys/w-d-xo.html

  • @jamieeedden777
    @jamieeedden777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    The chemistry Hammond may and Clarkson have is amazing won't ever get a trio like this 3 on TV again always wanted to meet the 3 of them

  • @reececameron5070
    @reececameron5070 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1340

    I bought James a present!
    *drives out of Ann Summers*

    • @reececameron5070
      @reececameron5070 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Corey Barton Nah mate

    • @osprey5611
      @osprey5611 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @OutFoxingFoxysOrder hes got guys for that

    • @skydiamsteam6005
      @skydiamsteam6005 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      OutFoxingFoxysOrder Kim Jong-Un Twitter yes

    • @trueaussie3097
      @trueaussie3097 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah we all seen

    • @reececameron5070
      @reececameron5070 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@trueaussie3097 well I’m actually partially blind in 1 eye, so that’s strictly not true

  • @kisumiri
    @kisumiri 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    I love their reactions to the bottle opener
    "It opens beer!"
    "We want them!"

  • @Recessio
    @Recessio 4 ปีที่แล้ว +341

    You missed one scene - one of the early £1000 car challenges, James is fixing his jag at a petrol station in the rain. Richard doesn't buy James a chcolate bar as "it'll get all wet"

    • @evantra1761
      @evantra1761 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      And when they buy the cheese in the Alfa challenge

    • @36hhchebs60
      @36hhchebs60 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Also when James bought a cushion for his yellow Aston Martin and when the 3 of them had to drive to work in open top track cars and they stopped to buy winter clothes.

  • @OMEGa3FattyAcid100
    @OMEGa3FattyAcid100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    5:38 swear to god, Jeremy Clarkson always gets his hands on the most weirdest thing anywhere on earth.
    She is gracefully speaking to him while he is shocked. So wonderful.

  • @galaxyfallen
    @galaxyfallen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +503

    One thing about Canada, everything has a bottle opener. My charger in my car has a bottle opener

    • @drunk_famasmf5135
      @drunk_famasmf5135 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      For a bottles of sirup or, like, wine?

    • @matgof03
      @matgof03 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@drunk_famasmf5135 beer

    • @handlesarefeckinstupid
      @handlesarefeckinstupid 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Canadians are very practical people.

    • @Mondoblasto0
      @Mondoblasto0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      In the hotel I worked at, there are metal bottle openers screwed into the vertical panel set beneath the bathroom sink, so all you have to do is reach into the bathroom from the doorway with the bottle into the opener and pop the cap off, and the cap can fall into the bathroom garbage can sitting underneath.

    • @galaxyfallen
      @galaxyfallen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Mondoblasto0 i used to work with an auctioneer and he had a bottle opener that dropped the cap into a plinko machine thing, and if it landed in the centre box you had to chug your beer and open a new one

  • @jackbauer4762
    @jackbauer4762 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    Jeremy thinking a random Vietnamese taylor knows who Johnathon Ross is and that's he's getting fat always cracks me up

  • @senseisoup2655
    @senseisoup2655 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2985

    This first "car" that he makes, is perfect for our quarentine!
    Edit: thanx for the likes homies!

    • @grantkruger3689
      @grantkruger3689 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      I came here to say just that XD

    • @roysaladbar5272
      @roysaladbar5272 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      It’s a p45

    • @Frank15982
      @Frank15982 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Pandemic special

    • @grantkruger3689
      @grantkruger3689 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@Frank15982 Top Gear or Grand Tour should do a Quarantine Special :)

    • @RC-nv6rc
      @RC-nv6rc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      he knew it was coming.......

  • @elainagilbert7663
    @elainagilbert7663 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    1:21 was like watching an elderly couple shop together.

  • @Yuaaaur
    @Yuaaaur 4 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    If they done a show where they just buy random stuff, I’d still watch it

  • @roowut
    @roowut 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    the genuine look of happiness from hammond when he sees the taser

  • @benzzodude
    @benzzodude 4 ปีที่แล้ว +376

    “Eventually I bought a present for James *drives out of Ann Summers*” Hmm, I wonder what he bought lol

    • @AverageAlien
      @AverageAlien 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      hmmmmmmmmmmm

    • @Sandbar3D
      @Sandbar3D 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @James Harding Nice.

    • @zrspangle
      @zrspangle 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @James Harding I can't imagine the smoking you got

    • @zrspangle
      @zrspangle 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @James Harding Mile 10, let's do it again ;)

    • @adrielsebastian5216
      @adrielsebastian5216 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@80n3y4rd which James is surprisingly good at

  • @Trija204
    @Trija204 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Only these 3 legends can make something as boring as shopping funny and enjoyable.

  • @joshkirkham4281
    @joshkirkham4281 4 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    “No they’ll love it, Enid Blyton used to rub herself with it”😂

  • @TheHorusTapes
    @TheHorusTapes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +415

    Rule.1: Don't give Hammond a taser, EVER.
    Rule.2: Don't let Hammond be the dominant presenter, EVER.
    And rule.3: Don't let Hammond go to shops, EVER.

    • @corinpaterson1786
      @corinpaterson1786 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      This is underrated and you only said this a few hours ago!! You need more likes, they shouldn't let Hammond do anything without adult supervision 😂😂😂

    • @MyGamer125
      @MyGamer125 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Rule 4: Don't let Hammond drive an expensive car, EVER.

    • @disposable_income_andy
      @disposable_income_andy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Don't let Hammond be alone, EVER.

    • @JetFalcon710
      @JetFalcon710 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Rule six: Don't let Hammond near any helicopters, EVER.

    • @JamaicanCastle
      @JamaicanCastle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@JetFalcon710 And boats, though frankly that goes for all three of them.

  • @killstacy8088
    @killstacy8088 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    Never in my life would i imagine i'd find myself entertained at a video of 3 men shopping

  • @N-GinAndTonicTM
    @N-GinAndTonicTM 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    "It's a bottle opener!"
    "It opens beer!"
    "Yes, we want them!"
    I don't think I've ever seen them move that quickly to buy something before.

  • @WhatIMakeIsRandom
    @WhatIMakeIsRandom 4 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    “Gorgonzo- no, gonorrhoea.”

  • @marty6779
    @marty6779 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    6:29
    That's an expression that says "I'm gonna use this on Clarkson later!"

  • @beezerboy4152
    @beezerboy4152 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    “Can I have cod and chips, _75 times”_

  • @CucumberpatchAddict
    @CucumberpatchAddict 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    This comp looks like a coherent narrative, i wish there were a second part where they just build a cozy home together out of all these items

  • @danielyeroshalmi7492
    @danielyeroshalmi7492 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    "it opens bottles" "ill take your entire inventory"

    • @elitesucka
      @elitesucka 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Believe on the LORD Jesus Christ for eternal life, he is the way, and the truth, and the life. Be washed by Jesus Christ today and obtain the Holy Spirit which shall guide you into all truth. Jesus Christ died for the sins of the whole word and no one is perfect but Jesus Christ, the one who came in the flesh, and arose from the dead, and now lives for ever. To be saved and to live for ever is only done by believing on the Son of God as the Saviour and LORD, no work is necessary to be saved. This eternal life which God shall give you can never be taken away by anyone! It is the gift of eternal life. Call today on the name of Jesus, and be saved. Pray to the only wise God, and ask him to save you, tell him that you believe in him.
      1611 King James Version Bible
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      1611 King James Version Bible
      John 3:16 16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. .

  • @iXlnte
    @iXlnte 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    1:59 I love when Jeremy jokes about a Hommonds size using objects!
    This one was funny, but the funniest one is that from Argentine/Chile when he bought him a newborn-size wool one piece!😂

  • @bumblebee__
    @bumblebee__ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    "HIV what?"

  • @mkhowsey2891
    @mkhowsey2891 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "Is this a marrow?"
    "FUHK!"
    LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

  • @cherries4life387
    @cherries4life387 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Love that delivery of "you'd never know" (5:07) So sarcastic.

  • @playboijj12
    @playboijj12 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    3:23 bro these guys are family for knowing each other so well!

  • @Mondoblasto0
    @Mondoblasto0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    0:28 Clarkson: _(clearing throat)_
    Hammond: _(approving)_ Sandwich Spread.
    Clarkson: Potted meat!
    Hammond: Beef spread...
    And thus the bunker kitchen was born!

  • @JMUDoc
    @JMUDoc ปีที่แล้ว +7

    It's the fact that they leave the tags on all the clothes they buy that ALWAYS creases me🤣🤣

  • @greatsayain
    @greatsayain 4 ปีที่แล้ว +240

    Speaking as a Canadian, you do need a brush.

    • @WeMuckAround
      @WeMuckAround 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Spent last winter in Winnipeg. Can confirm the brush is essential

    • @es0x
      @es0x 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lol always fun when you get in your car and it’s an igloo because there was 2 feet of snow overnight

    • @houdin654jeff
      @houdin654jeff 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      But do you need brushy brushy to go with your scrapy scrapy? Are both necessary, I guess I’m asking... or can you make do with just one and Jeremy made the wrong choice?

    • @greatsayain
      @greatsayain 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@houdin654jeff yes you need both. You need the brush to get rid of big piles of snow on top of your car and the scraper to remove ice from the windows.

    • @Jawsjawsjawsrg
      @Jawsjawsjawsrg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      As a Minnesotan, I can concur with you analysis.

  • @xenowilson
    @xenowilson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Jeremy: "No, u don't need a brush."
    All us Canadians: "Amazing. Everything you just said, was wrong."

  • @joeg8200
    @joeg8200 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Just the fact they drive in and through buildings as if its normal, is amazing.

  • @bonafide_idiot
    @bonafide_idiot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    One of the biggest mysteries on Earth is how their cameramen don't constantly laugh their asses off around them.
    That would be some iron-willed training.

  • @pandumiharja6769
    @pandumiharja6769 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    Where is your leg?
    I'm dead of laughing

    • @Blueflag04
      @Blueflag04 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      same

    • @joermnyc
      @joermnyc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      They missed the next line, “Ya zaiim vashi souvenieri.” [I want to eat your souvenirs]

    • @elitesucka
      @elitesucka 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Believe on the LORD Jesus Christ for eternal life, he is the way, and the truth, and the life. Be washed by Jesus Christ today and obtain the Holy Spirit which shall guide you into all truth. Jesus Christ died for the sins of the whole word and no one is perfect but Jesus Christ, the one who came in the flesh, and arose from the dead, and now lives for ever. To be saved and to live for ever is only done by believing on the Son of God as the Saviour and LORD, no work is necessary to be saved. This eternal life which God shall give you can never be taken away by anyone! It is the gift of eternal life. Call today on the name of Jesus, and be saved. Pray to the only wise God, and ask him to save you, tell him that you believe in him.
      1611 King James Version Bible
      Ephesians 2:8-9 8 For by grace are ye saved through faith; and that not of yourselves: it is the gift of God: 9 Not of works, lest any man should boast.
      1611 King James Version Bible
      John 3:16 16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. ..

  • @ihavenoname3014
    @ihavenoname3014 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Jeremy asking a plant shop for gorgonzola will never not be funny.

  • @tarawallis9823
    @tarawallis9823 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    Be honest; who hasn’t wanted to drive through a supermarket in a car and smash into everything in sight?

    • @dbclass4075
      @dbclass4075 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's what they did: th-cam.com/video/gCJpWzDMVnE/w-d-xo.html

  • @Themotivationcollector
    @Themotivationcollector 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Everybody gangsta until the grand tour team start driving cars and tanks into the shopping centre

  • @adeels97
    @adeels97 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    "Your suit is ready"
    Gets me every time 😂😂

    • @elitesucka
      @elitesucka 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Believe on the LORD Jesus Christ for eternal life, he is the way, and the truth, and the life. Be washed by Jesus Christ today and obtain the Holy Spirit which shall guide you into all truth. Jesus Christ died for the sins of the whole word and no one is perfect but Jesus Christ, the one who came in the flesh, and arose from the dead, and now lives for ever. To be saved and to live for ever is only done by believing on the Son of God as the Saviour and LORD, no work is necessary to be saved. This eternal life which God shall give you can never be taken away by anyone! It is the gift of eternal life. Call today on the name of Jesus, and be saved. Pray to the only wise God, and ask him to save you, tell him that you believe in him.
      1611 King James Version Bible
      Ephesians 2:8-9 8 For by grace are ye saved through faith; and that not of yourselves: it is the gift of God: 9 Not of works, lest any man should boast.
      1611 King James Version Bible
      John 3:16 16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. ...

  • @KIWI_DUDE.
    @KIWI_DUDE. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    The ultimate man line "I've *got* shoes"

    • @elitesucka
      @elitesucka 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Believe on the LORD Jesus Christ for eternal life, he is the way, and the truth, and the life. Be washed by Jesus Christ today and obtain the Holy Spirit which shall guide you into all truth. Jesus Christ died for the sins of the whole word and no one is perfect but Jesus Christ, the one who came in the flesh, and arose from the dead, and now lives for ever. To be saved and to live for ever is only done by believing on the Son of God as the Saviour and LORD, no work is necessary to be saved. This eternal life which God shall give you can never be taken away by anyone! It is the gift of eternal life. Call today on the name of Jesus, and be saved. Pray to the only wise God, and ask him to save you, tell him that you believe in him.
      1611 King James Version Bible
      Ephesians 2:8-9 8 For by grace are ye saved through faith; and that not of yourselves: it is the gift of God: 9 Not of works, lest any man should boast.
      1611 King James Version Bible
      John 3:16 16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. .

    • @KIWI_DUDE.
      @KIWI_DUDE. 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@elitesucka nice copypasta

    • @HGmolotov
      @HGmolotov 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@KIWI_DUDE. I bet he doesn't have shoes

  • @matthewhopkins666
    @matthewhopkins666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Even the Vietnamese shop assistant girl laughs when Clarkson brings in the tiny suit for Hammond.

  • @mattb2382
    @mattb2382 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    As a Canadian, seeing them shop at Canadian Tire just made my day

  • @TheBenjaman
    @TheBenjaman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    7:51 gets me every time... just everything about that moment is absolute perfection

  • @WashedAMVs
    @WashedAMVs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The quick cut in and out at 3:56 is everything

  • @twiggy1296
    @twiggy1296 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    Everyone looked at Jeremy like he was an idiot with the p45, but now it’s just genious with the virus

  • @hifi.david.
    @hifi.david. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    "well there's no point paying for daffodils, you can just go nick those from a roundabout" LMAOOO

  • @flyshallowfax
    @flyshallowfax 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    The way Hammond looks at 1:55 like he knew what was coming 😂

  • @magicman7447
    @magicman7447 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    7:21. This guy. XD
    He's just like: are they filming me? They are! Why are they filming me?

  • @SyndicateBrink
    @SyndicateBrink หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    1:16 ”It opens BEER!” is so wholesome

  • @stepha5926
    @stepha5926 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The 15 seconds 1:19 - 1:34 is absolutely brilliant!!

  • @saksham375
    @saksham375 4 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    Why does it not include Clarkson buying a cabbage mispronouncing it for an apple?

  • @Zen_atm
    @Zen_atm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Clarkson,Hammond and May:*does literally anything*
    This channel:interesting

  • @FurryWulfz
    @FurryWulfz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    "Jeremy Clarkson wants to know if we sell cheese at a garden centre."

  • @Avatarbee
    @Avatarbee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Lol at James trying to speak spanish and the spanish guy responding with "I don't understand you."6:50

  • @kevincaldwell4707
    @kevincaldwell4707 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Seeing those two in a Canadian Tire store made my Canadian heart so happy.

  • @nova8747
    @nova8747 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "Tonight!
    Hammond drives a motorised shopping trolley.
    James complains about fashion.
    And I ask for gonorrhoea in a gardening centre."

  • @MisatoBestWoman
    @MisatoBestWoman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I think I’ve found a new favourite tv series these 3 are a true gem

  • @southofheaven15
    @southofheaven15 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I've been sent to get
    Gorgon-
    I mean 𝕲𝖔𝖓𝖔𝖗𝖗𝖍𝖊𝖆 8:18

  • @MrHankHill
    @MrHankHill 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    5:04
    He actually said
    "Do you have a wheelbarrow?"

    • @JetFalcon710
      @JetFalcon710 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah, but mistranslating things is funny

  • @him050
    @him050 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    “Ginger beer’s a bit racy, don’t you think?” That will never not make me laugh 😂

  • @Inspiration_YT_
    @Inspiration_YT_ ปีที่แล้ว +8

    1:12 Look at Jeremy's face! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @alecmagill5337
    @alecmagill5337 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The best part is James telling the guy in Italian and then he replies in English 😂😂

  • @l.j.turner185
    @l.j.turner185 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I wouldn’t sit here and watch anyone else randomly going shopping
    But these three are fantastic
    Edit, these *four* are fantastic, can’t forget Stiggy Boy

  • @thatboykaden8128
    @thatboykaden8128 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I absolutely love how excited they get about the bottle opener on the glasses.

  • @jericosunio9673
    @jericosunio9673 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Who else thought there was a headless man next to Hammond at 3:58

    • @whaddyamean99
      @whaddyamean99 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh god where is their head? I can't see it

  • @tipsyarchaangel
    @tipsyarchaangel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I swear to God I could watch these blokes do anything and they would still make it entertaining

  • @sfoster.23
    @sfoster.23 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    I’m looking forward to the questionable fashion choices one

    • @decodolly1535
      @decodolly1535 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's going to be a loooong video!

    • @NotSteveCook
      @NotSteveCook 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's every episode

    • @elitesucka
      @elitesucka 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Believe on the LORD Jesus Christ for eternal life, he is the way, and the truth, and the life. Be washed by Jesus Christ today and obtain the Holy Spirit which shall guide you into all truth. Jesus Christ died for the sins of the whole word and no one is perfect but Jesus Christ, the one who came in the flesh, and arose from the dead, and now lives for ever. To be saved and to live for ever is only done by believing on the Son of God as the Saviour and LORD, no work is necessary to be saved. This eternal life which God shall give you can never be taken away by anyone! It is the gift of eternal life. Call today on the name of Jesus, and be saved. Pray to the only wise God, and ask him to save you, tell him that you believe in him.
      1611 King James Version Bible
      Ephesians 2:8-9 8 For by grace are ye saved through faith; and that not of yourselves: it is the gift of God: 9 Not of works, lest any man should boast.
      1611 King James Version Bible
      John 3:16 16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. .

    • @summushieremiasclarkson4700
      @summushieremiasclarkson4700 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@elitesucka sure, but is this the right video for it?

  • @yuh-fv7ds
    @yuh-fv7ds 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "Scrapey scrapey, brushy brushy." -James May

    • @elitesucka
      @elitesucka 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Believe on the LORD Jesus Christ for eternal life, he is the way, and the truth, and the life. Be washed by Jesus Christ today and obtain the Holy Spirit which shall guide you into all truth. Jesus Christ died for the sins of the whole word and no one is perfect but Jesus Christ, the one who came in the flesh, and arose from the dead, and now lives for ever. To be saved and to live for ever is only done by believing on the Son of God as the Saviour and LORD, no work is necessary to be saved. This eternal life which God shall give you can never be taken away by anyone! It is the gift of eternal life. Call today on the name of Jesus, and be saved. Pray to the only wise God, and ask him to save you, tell him that you believe in him.
      1611 King James Version Bible
      Ephesians 2:8-9 8 For by grace are ye saved through faith; and that not of yourselves: it is the gift of God: 9 Not of works, lest any man should boast.
      1611 King James Version Bible
      John 3:16 16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. .

    • @LUNE.44
      @LUNE.44 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@elitesucka please stop

  • @itstoothless8249
    @itstoothless8249 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    “Do you have any Gorgonzol- No... What’s it called? Gonorrhea.”

  • @kevinprior3549
    @kevinprior3549 16 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Love The Stig's way of shopping. Picks up something that he don't want and just chucks it on the floor.