James May tries a meatless burger
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 12 พ.ย. 2019
- Have you ever wanted to watch James May eat an entire burger on camera? Today's your lucky day. Captain Slow is back to try the plant-based Impossible burger, to see if the experience lives up to a hangover-curing dirty cheeseburger.
TONIGHT on Top Gear
James eats a burger that isn`t one
A man breathes
A Woman says "14 pounds 50"
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TONIGHT:
James May eats a burger that isn't a burger,
A Woman says "14 pounds 50,"
And our cameraman is Darth Vader.
@@darthskarr8975 😂
I read this in Clarksons voice in my head automaticly 😂
Someone managed to live off a £1 a day so that is like 2 weeks worth in one go.
Tonight.. James eats a vegetable.
And a man breathes in your ear.
And some one is talking in the back ground. hire some one from BBC.
And on thet terrible dissapointment, It’s time to end.
This is NOT the Impossible Burger, you can not get that in the EU as it contains genetically modified ingredients, the burger James is eating is simply the Honest Burger's version of a vegan burger, its good, but it's not Impossible
I read that in Clarkson's voice 😆
The most underrated comment of the week goes to!! ShadowAkatora!!!!
camera guy sounds like he's having a heart attack
Well he doesn't like peanut butter what do you expect 😂
@@rally2727 lol that was more a comment showing concern
but yeah id get that
@@ElvenmageEXE he just doesnt like the burger so much it makes him mis-breath
Choking on an impossible burger
"I don't want to eat any mammals if I can help it, but I am very weak..."
Every day I become more and more aware that James May is my spirit animal.
LOL watching James May eat a burger is more exciting than the new top gear.
That's so true lol
So true
Huh rip lol.
SO TRUE.
Cant stand those fools. Especially Harris.
Well... so is watching grass grow. What's your point? :p
Camera man: Sees burger
*Heavy breathing*
That's all I could hear.
Hahahahaha I was knew I couldn't be the only one who could hear that
Only in the left ear though
It's so bad. James should buy a tripad
When?
What has my life come to I'm literally binge watching James May eat food
Following close behind you..
hey guys, whats up
hi people
Yep, that is all my weekend has and will consist of!
This is life at it's best bro. You can watch just about anything with James May in it.
This is exactly how I pictured James May would eat a burger.
Separates it lays it out neatly rebuilds it lol
Behind a desk
You'd pictured it?
May: eats cameraman
Burger: heavy breathing
Wait
ahahahahaha
*he wants meat and shall not stop until he has it*
Seems like a regular episode of OG Top Gear.
If it was clarkson and it was beats it would be like top gear
Tonight on Bottom Gear
Hammond crashes into Tesco dairy section
James tries vegan food
And I make a Impossible burger with Impossible Production crew
James: Eating a burger
Cameraman: *darth vader noise*
Noice!
Vader, "No, I am your father!"
Luke, "Noice!"
You can hear how bad Tom wants that damn burger
The noise is just in my left ear
why is the second bite of the burger squeaky ?
"Want a chip?"
They were simpler times.
Never changed for me thankfully. Not to mention never caught the rona.
I mean go look at the sugar sandwich vid he did a few months ago he's still sharing all the food with everyone around, it's not a big deal, even now.
The twist is that the chips are all made of beef.
Jeezus the camera mans breathing sounds like he's slightly snoring
my left ear feels completely violated
he sounds american lol
he sounds down to earth. what u hear is what u get.
@@Catnippy We aren't all fat I promise lol
James May: "So, it's not quite the same as a burger, but it's nice."
Cameraman: "Huuuuhhh..hoooo....huuuuuhhhh...hoooooo"
IndorilTheGreat ffs lmao
huuuhhhh .. I am your father... come to the Darkside. huuuuuhhh.hoooo
🤣🤣🤣🤣👍
I read this as it happened
Laughing so much at this ...
I'm literally watching an old man eat lunch.
Me too, not a single regret
Yeah, this is what I do in my free time. It's pretty stress relieving
And at the same time you're listening to a presumably even older man drawing his last breaths
@@bea_sho4565 that's probably just a smoker. Regardless of age, his lungs needs a refresher
oh come on, he's not that old
the content: james eats burger
the background: cameraman breathing, conversation going on upstairs, parents getting divorced, etc
The dude doing the camera work, sound like one of those old heavy breathing obscene phone call perverts.
Ahhh simpler times, when you could call someone from a phone box, do a bit of heavy breathing, ask them what colour knickers they were wearing then run away when they called you a pervert and hung up on you.
When Darth Vader learns how to use a camera
He is neo space samurai he must know how to use camera
lol
haha
Man silently eating meal with heavy breathing in the background. I rate the video 10/10.
Honestly I don't get how the production for this can be such poor quality. It's like it's an afterthought, as if they got together on no notice and decided to shoot this for giggles
May: **Eats burger**
Cameraguy: **Heavy breathing**
Alex's film-house camera man was hungry.
ASMR burger eating!
@@parttroll1 lol!
Why why why is the sound editing for the old top gear youtube channel AND the drive tribe one always (ok, almost always) so shit?
May: "Want a bite?"
Cameraman: " *Heavy breathing* NO THANK YOU *darth vader noises* "
Love how James always tries to shares his food around & the other 2 just refuse most of it
I love how he is so polite and asking everyone if they to want to try and sharing
Grosses me out when people ask if I wanna try something they're biting. 🤮
@@vorbo01 lol
Who needs background music when you have cameraman breathing.
The camera man breathing into the mic is the quality I come to expect from James May
HA ha !
in a strange way it makes the video even better
Lol 😂 🤣🤣
Watching James eating/Making any foods is 1000% better than the new top gear.
Tonight on Bottom Gear: James commits arson at a vegetarian restaurant
James is boring in such a way he's entertaining.
Yeah a bit like how Steve Davis suddenly got 'interesting' back in the 90s
@@sanjsharma195 I know right lol
I'll bet you're quite the entertainer
You mean, he is a natural bloke.
You idolize over-enthusiatic, full-of-themselves, fake personas that populate youtube. And that is why you deserve the fake people in your life.
I couldn't believe how long it took him just to unwrap the 'burger'.
The cameraman sounds like someone who's eaten too many burgers.
Sadly I can relate. It’s gotten to the point where I try to just hold my breath whenever I take a video 😞
i sond like that :(
@@shelbyvillerules9962 it's okay fam, breathing is a normal thing
I'm cameraguy my self... Have the same problem... It does help breathing threw the mouth. This happens when u are concentrated on something. Sorry for my broken EN. Gonna fix that some day.
@@LukasBulevicius *myself, *trough, english is pretty good
James May: *starts food youtube channel*
Also James May: "Eating on camera is disgusting"
James may is the real definition of a gentle human being.. just a marvelous balance of humor, intelligence, practical jokes and of course little bit of cockiness.
The heavy breathing really brought this video home.
Jesus my ears
Unlistenable on speakers. The left track mic sounds distant, a lot of reflections from hard surfaces. The right channel is closer and sounds ok, BUT the left channel leads the right by a couple of milliseconds. Can't believe that a man who sought out JIS screwdrivers would approve, had he listened to the final edit.
James May could make a video of him counting to 100.000 and i'd still watch it
as if someone was breathing in my neck 😖
What a shit life you must have then
@@Account1746 great asshole
@@Hampsteri42 vsuace and james the ultimate duo
@@boommic9974 They have done a video remember on a youtube channel that is owned by a broadcaster that shall not be named.
Watching James May be James May is epic.
I love how he carefully unwrapped the burger then squashed the paper up and tossed it out of shot
James May eating a burger for 6 minutes
Us: _fascinating_
Indeed it is
I just like watching this guy do stuff.
are you from boom beach or do you play boom beach my friend the same name you have bob pleaz reply 😊
bob i do also its satisfiying
Yeah sometimes a bit pedantic, but quite a joy to watch.
The cameraman likes it more than anyone else tho
You'll love his pornhub channel!.
James May: eats burger
1.2 million people: *interesting*
Videos of people reacting to other videos tend to get a lot of views. Watching a man eat a strange new type of burger to review it isn't that farfetched
@@andrewgodly5739 As weird as it sounds, it's true. The thing that differs is simply what is the thing you watch that someone is reacting to.
1.5 now
He didn't mention it's mycoprotein and the onion wasn't grilled.
That's a sin =)
correction 1.6 mill
James May quietly eating a not-burger while another man is speaking on the phone two offices away is what I was missing from my life.
They should make the impossible carrot out of meat
Marrot
Isnt that a thing already?
@@fourscarlet7581 definitely is
The phrase "meat carrot" is cursed.
That would mean you made meat taste like carrots, and that would be a crime
Didn’t know Darth Vader made a guest appearance in this episode
😂😂😂
Can we fire him please?
That's too funny! I was going to mention the mouth breather behind the camera.
😂😂😂
😂👍
Tonight: The camera person breathes heavy while watching James eat a burger
I would too
that breathing drives me nuts....can't finish the video.
Fucking mouthbreathers 😂
It’s probably because he’s an older man having to bend over holding a heavy camera, and it’s barely noticeable, so get over it, you’ll breathe heavily later in life as well, especially if you smoke
%% dude chill out, I was saying something somewhat humorous for people who watched the old top gear. No need for this here
When James bites into the burger, it's sounds so synthetic.
3:42 my wallets reaction to everything I’m buying lol
He’s even slow at removing the wrapper
Lol only true OGs get the reference. That's not a burger king impossible burger
mr slow
The slowest moving man in the world, James May
And eating, that would be gone in 2 bites with me haha.
He isn't called Captain Slow for no reason
it's nice hearing a millionaire saying "it's expensive"
Yes, check my comment
@@mickchaganis6607 they are all in his cars not in cash
It is nice to see someone with ridiculous amounts of money still know the value of it
because it is haha
Karim Pardayev he also got watch for 8000$
This is the wrong title. It should be: 'Asmr with James May'
Left ear: *B R E A T H I N G!*
James May: literally just eating his lunch
*TH-cam: 25 on trending*
Hahahhahahah
Trending 16 now
Even on the Grand Tour, this man reached over 20,000 more people with his little unboxing video compared to the collective attempts of Clarkson and Hammond. The decision is clear: TH-cam favors James May.
dam i didnt see 12, musthave peaked. now 35
TH-cam : *Pikachu Meme*
Quarantine
day 20: Dear diary today i was watching James May having a burger
"meatless burger" "wanna bite? no thanks"
Day 20 pfft day 50 for me
Diego Luna Day 50? Pfft, day whatever for me
I KNOW RIGHT
lol
I love how he reacted to the price
I had a bunch of impossible burgers (vegan style) in my first year of college. Using and impossible burger to scratch a beef burger itch is like scratching your forearm to get rid of an itch in your armpit. It provides some kind of relief, but not quite. That said, I think it really stands on its own as a meal, it provides the heartiness and filling-ness of a real beef burger. Speaking as someone who tries to eat as little meat as possible. At the very least, it won't leave you still hungry.
Why do you eat little meat? I wish I didn't have real problems so that could be my problem
The cameraman needs to see an ear, nose, and throat specialist immediately.
Lol
🤣
Odolaringologist ... I think haha
killed me
🤣😩
Did anyone else hear a sort of squeak when he took a bite?
Edited to add: who is breathing so hard by the mike?
Sledgeh101 that’s dentures not affixed properly 😬
Their mic setup has been awful in all these videos.
Maybe he has dentures
its what happens when you bite into a bit of old flip flop masquerading as a burger.
the mic jobs are pretty mediocre for someone as pedantic as captain slow
James may eating a burger for a few minutes is more entertaining and interesting than the whole of the new top gear, and it's literally just watching a slightly older man eating a meatless burger.
This video is so calming with ASMR vibes, I Love it!!!
Shame all I can hear is a man with no sinuses trying to stay alive.
I like that they have Darth vader operating the camera. Nice to see hes not just retired and withering away. Lol🤣🤣
giggle snorted when i read this
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
And...he likes chips!
James: "would you like a chip?"
Vader: "NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOEeehhh alright...i guess one wouldnt hurt"
James May is actually one of the most generous people I have seen with french fries.
fair comment. i don't understand your company name, by the way
For those who may be wondering, his burger meal came from a burger restaraunt called Honest Burger, which I have no idea whether it's a chain or more of a local restaurant, but, there ya go.
He really is Captian Slow even when eating a burger.
Vegetarian burger
This is where my life has brought me. Watching a middle age man eating a burger.
i see your future:
u watch an old man eating a burger and write the updated version of the same comment.
Still, could be worse.
OG Crow Did you really have to point out the obvious...I think we all new after watching...you absolutely did not need to point this out......
The camera man is about to pass out from his heavy breathing, it's like ASMR
Meatless burgers are almost like real burgers but you can just feel that something is wrong.
James May eats twice as slow as his driving....
The cameraman heavy breathing and seeing May eat is a bit disturbing 😂
lol
I know exactly what you mean.. i'm halfway between conditional excitement and confusion of seeing the premise but there is no lady in this story..
@@squidcaps4308 😂
lmao. James is eating a $15 burger in front of his starving, underpaid, crew.
Claudio87Amorosi
Heavy breather is knocking one out while he watches someone eat a burger.
Got to hand it to James for being professional and keeping his composure.
😂👍
Find myself watching all your channels. And liking it.
For 14.50 and after seeing ur reaction i would rather just buy me some ingredients and make my own burger
Its the problem that most vegans/vegetarians have trying to push their food on people. They have to compete with typical meat products and why would you spend almost £15 on a burger from a small non-chain brand when you can easily just go and get a cheap £2-4 burger that is bigger and tastier from a chain store.
Im all for saving the planet and eating less meat. I mean, I moved from the UK to Finland and my meat intake is like a fifth of what it was. But I would never spend £15 on a single burger... I think the Finnish "Mcdonalds" (Hesburger) burgers are quite expensive its like £5 for a burger the same size as this impossible burger but at least the Hesburger burgers are quite delicious and because its Finnish, its cooked in healthier oils and made as environmentally friendly as possible... and still only like £5
@@APRCraig THEY LITERALLY SAID IN THE VIDEO THAT THE MEAT ALTERNATIVE COSTS 13 POUNDS
@@hannesjakobsson765 From the specific place they got it from
For that much, I’d make a vegan friendly dinner for 3. Stir fry is cheap and everything is healthy.
@@hannesjakobsson765
From the box, it looks like a moderate end restaurant
James May eating a vegetable is more entertaining that 90% of the current TV shows ==
Plot twist : the chips/fries are made of actual meat.
Plot twist: May eats soyburger and grows boobs
LOL
buns are 100% processed beef
They could've fried the chips in lard.
Ma Sa That's to be expected from this crap.
just a note for the cameraman: WE CAN HEAR YOU BREATHING!!
James is so old school. When he hands food to people he proper hands food to them.
Finally someone who doesn’t try to convince people it’s just like a normal burger.
Bernt Anders Bakke agreed. I’ve had the Whopper, and while it tasted kind of like a more boring whopper, when you eat the burger alone, it’s not very good. It’s like a computer was 3D printing you a burger but started to run out of ink.
Great comment! It's so annoying when someone comments, "It tastes better than a real Whopper!" (said in a nyeah nyeah voice) No it doesn't! Because it has the same bun, lettuce, tomato, onions, pickles, mayo and ketchup it has the familiar taste of a Whopper and all those items mask out the taste of the Impossible patty. Break off a piece of the patty that doesn't have ketchup or mayo on it and you'll see that it doesn't taste at all like beef or very good and has that familiar frozen veggie burger flavor.
Vegan here to ruin your day. Vegan burgers tastes better than meat burgers (in my opinion), I just think you need to try the right ones. Try the vegan Honest Burger and let me know your verdict. It's really difficult to notice a difference!
@@outragequitter5027 YES! Exactly!
@@joshuahiatt2303 Thank-you, but I'll stick to actual meat. But I hope you enjoy your veggie burgers.
The camera guy sounds like he's having a moist time with that heavy breathing as James munches down the burger
Watching a dead phone is more exciting than the new top gear
OK, so that was the "Impossible" meatless burger, now James needs to try the "Beyond Meat" meatless burger
James may: any one want any chips?
Me at 3 am to an empty room: yes please
Mood.
Captain slow: **Chews for 3 minutes before a conclusion**
Me: ...
thereportoftheweek is the same and i watch all his vids and podcast, just an honest try of the food, no 'biggin' it up or talking with food in your mouth
I'd take the quarter pounder with cheese, "Because I'd feel like I was doing the right thing having this".
So happy I’ve found this channel it’s gold
The cameraman is breathing in my ears, it feels like he is sleeping in my room
Is it weird that I’d watch James literally do anything at all
Like literally anything? Like, do your wife?
@@acchaladka That was crass.
@@acchaladka 👀
Here we are, Someone I have been watching since i was 2 Years Old, Eating a burger and having 2.4 million people watching him eat it.
James is hysterical 🤣! His review "It'll do" lol
The cameraman's breathing quite heavy near the mic. I wonder if anyone else has noticed....
*Looks at comments*
Oh.....
Richard Byksteven oh no I’m not complaining. I still enjoyed the video and the breathing isn’t bothersome.
The cameran breathing makes it seem like the intro to a bad porno
scrolled down for this. He is craving that burger
I wouldn't say bad... ;)
Something you’re familiar with? 🤔😂
Stop it. Stop making me think about this. Its been months Stop it.
James May mukbang is an experience we didn't know we need.
And I'm still not convinced we do.
Today on Bottom Gear James commits arson and eats a burger
One of the most fascinatingly boring people to ever have lived.
@0 0 He is in a good way.
Kamran, don’t watch him... As far as his fans are concerned, he has a unique style, and millions of followers....
Thats why he said fascinating, philistines
@0 0 If eating a burger isn't boring to you, you should try to watch his show 'the reassembler'.
@GuruTruthSpeak wish me luck on my literature exam tomorrow haha
Camera man thinks he's filming a porno, apparently. XD
😂
Job kinda hard nowadays.. too many amateur self shoot AV 😂
@@muzlp I much prefer amateur over staged porno. Staged porno is such shit.....at least, most of it is.
Yo I fuckkng died on this comment ❤️❤️❤️
@@phety Bless you. ^_^
I just think about these kids around 18 and younger who have no idea why we love this guy so much
I was expecting him to say: Hmm... this is, a tasty burger!
The biggest issue here is the price. 14.50 for that is daylight robbery.
Yea, almost $20 for those wondering from the other side of the pond.
Vegan Steak bake in Gregg's is £2.00. conclusion is expensive to be a vegan.
how come all the extra steps of making cow eat grass, live long enough to produce enough meat, keep it warm, fed and healthy actually makes for a cheaper burger that just turning grass into burger right away? what about all that bullcrap about vegayn burgers being cheaper to produce?!
peasants in middle ages ate nothing but grains and vegetables because meat was hard to produce and crazy expensive! what madness is this?! 20 bucks for a fucking burger, eat my ass. I make 700$ per month working full-time, fuck this rich vegan shit
@@deptusmechanikus7362 Because mass production.
You're comparing a fledgling, emerging industry against one that has all the kinks worked out, has a massive market and as a result of that, is highly efficient.
@@criticalmak5329 fast-food isn't a fledgling industy. you can buy a salad at McDonald's and it doesn't coast 10x the price of BigMac
Cameraman breathing in my left ear, I am uncomfortable.
James may is 74 years old. Sad that legends like him age so badly
"Would anybody else like a chip?" ... wait, what? How? .... Ahhh ... 2019. Got it.
jesus christ I can't believe how much life has changed since 2019
The best part of this is James tasting the burger as if its some sort of fine wine
My ears are absolutely confused about this stereo.
I can't believe i watched a middle aged man eat a fake burger for 6 minutes.
*I regret nothing*
1:55 'Two minutes later and James finally finishes talking and takes his first bite.' As narrated by Jeremy Clarkson
Now I can't unsee it lol
Do us a favour, next time have someone else other than Darth Vader operate the camera..
Damn, the cameraman needs to take a deep breath before filming LOL
How are you verified with only 13.5k subs XD
I like how he offered everyone a chip and then a bite from his burger
James May never disappoints