It's kinda cool that this video has a combination of runs without shortcuts that last 30-40 seconds, and then you get Ultra Shortcut ones, like Grumble Volcano
What makes this game hard is the wireless wii remote input at only 50 or 60hz, with so much delay and response time, compared to a wired gaming controller. Playing this at 1000hz refresh rate and fps on a PC would let you dominate everybody else.
Logan is the only player to do it. There’s a really hard glitch called a wall Clip, where u get huge air. This is possible on every track, but what makes this one so hard is that there’s an invisible wall and a really precise wall Clip is needed. It’s really hard to get a wall clip, let alone that high.
While the video is cool and all, I’d like to critique the editing. By making all the laps seamlessly connected, it leads to some confusion when a lap begins in an unorthodox way, such as for Coconut Mall, Grumble Volcano or DK Jungle Parkway. For instance, seeing a Peach Beach lap start down on the Beach just makes me wonder how that happened. I would’ve personally preferred at least some context for clips like that, showing a bit of the set-up required to start a lap like that. Still, I understand why you edited it the way that you did
@@natlus_ artificial luck wheelie is not cheating, it's tech where you cancel a wheelie by turning then wheelie immediately after, it's faster to do this here because you don't get the acceleration drop if you would have chained later at full speed
my favourites will always be the runs like bowser's castle, where it's just really smooth and consistent driving and then they abruptly slip in a gamebreaking skip and suddenly the lap is over
Those glitches and ultra shortcuts caught me off guard,i wonder if are possible on my Nintendo Wii,i also didnt get it why people only use Daisy or Funky Kong,they tried to explain to me,but i didnt understood after all.(I just need to unlock Mii Outfit B,then its 100%).
@@santaisrealmight have a higher speed stat but since its a light weight the fastest vehicle it can drive is the bullet bike, which is slower than flamer runner
Dry dry desert (edit: my bad, it's desert hills) really surprised me, is it really faster to use the second shroom right after the lake cut or was it because he would've landed in the dirt otherwise? I always thought that cutting the very last little strip of sand at the end of the lap would be faster
The Dry Dry Ruins "Ultra" is just a big offroad cut you can take by using the coping of the ending shortcut you mentioned to shoot up top on the right. The Fast lap version requires two mushrooms. The first mushroom is used in line with the start line and the second is to get out of the sand. Then that cacti shortcut after is the next biggest mushroom time save because Justin gets so much air at the end to make the ending cut shroomless anyway. 🤯
@@ratabreak3902 yeaah you're right! Sorry then, it's funny cuz in German these tracks are called "staubtrockene Ruinen" -> dry dry ruins and "staubtrockene Wüste" -> dry dry desert except in english it's desert hills. Totally got mixed up, my bad lol
@@khirek5335 don't worry sth similar happens between all these tracks in the Spanish European version (yep I'm Spanish) Dry Dry Desert and Dry Dry Ruins are called "Desierto Seco Seco" and "Ruinas Seco Seco" both of them are correct translations and mean the same thing in both languages However Desert Hills is somehow called "Desierto Sol Sol" which actually should mean Sun Sun Desert a correct translation would be sth like "Colinas Desérticas" Also aesthetics of all these tracks don't help they seem pretty similar between them lmao
"because the mc curb gives you extreme ultra rocket mini turbo boosts, it allows you to take the grass shortcut with your leftover mushrooms. unfortunately, because I was extremely nervous, I decided it would be better to not even attempt the shortcut because it is just so dang hard"
I love it! I can remember seeing videos closer to the game's release of the glitch shortcut in Rumble Volcano, but even that was a lot longer than the one in this video. Super cool to see similar skips on most of the other tracks.
i think it’s because it’s a really short flap that doesn’t really have much regular driving, so the character choice doesn’t really matter, so the mii pick was probably just for fun
@@markymark443 i think it would matter if it was regular driving, but there’s not much of that in the flap, it’s just a pole clip and boosting thru the shortcut, so i don’t imagine it makes a difference. i believe it would matter if there was a bit more non-boost driving after the shortcut, but not in this case
@@markymark443 also, it’s a very short lap and i imagine the strat used is very difficult to pull off as well as shown here, meaning that doing it at all with any character is how it ended up being the record
In moon view highway on the second lap, when I raced, that blue truck finished making that blind turn near the bridge. Btw, I completed moon view highway in less than 2 minutes in a honeycoupe! I also did ghost valley in just 59.7 seconds (less than a minute) in the honeycoupe! Ngl, the fast staffer in moon view highway is pathetic. They did it in 2:04, but I can easily do it in just 2 minutes.
I would’ve thought on Toads Factory he would’ve done the big cut at the end and on DK Summit why didn’t he do the turnaround cut right after the cannon
@@jclkaytwo Because of the fact that even though the inputs are programmed by humans, the emulator itself is the one that's doing them. That's why they're completely repeatable. Because humans aren't the ones doing them. if they weren't completely repeatable, then there would be no point in tas.
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I get immense satisfaction knowing the record for Daisy Circuit was done using Daisy and not Funky Kong
Daisy and funky kong do have similar stats
yo
yo
It does not matter to me much at all my guy but I will fight to the death for this
@@nightcorerj6024 i dont see how those two things go together my friend
The one that surprised me most was the fact that there were no mini turbos on peach garden. That's crazy
same
Fastest strat on peach beach is just a crazy auto drift minefield 😂 beautiful and unreal to watch
Because it uses auto, the wr now uses manual tho
It’s automatic u can’t mini turbo
It was the first and only track with automatic
6:02 I freaking knew it, not even speedrunners use that second waterfall.
Seeing this confirmed is so validating
Nobody uses it
Why would they it doesn't cut anything off
Makes me wonder why it even exists in the first place
Just to make naive kids fall off@@MoonlightMirage
It's kinda cool that this video has a combination of runs without shortcuts that last 30-40 seconds, and then you get Ultra Shortcut ones, like Grumble Volcano
What makes this game hard is the wireless wii remote input at only 50 or 60hz, with so much delay and response time, compared to a wired gaming controller. Playing this at 1000hz refresh rate and fps on a PC would let you dominate everybody else.
8:13 NYAH
NYAGAH
the catgirl maid in my home telling me to take my schizophrenia medication
9:54 I never even knew that shortcut existed and I'm honestly surprised it works
logan got wr (3lap) with it just a few days ago
Had the exact same thought
I believe it's super new. This year has been crazy, MKW was absolutely broken in the first few months.
Logan is the only player to do it. There’s a really hard glitch called a wall Clip, where u get huge air. This is possible on every track, but what makes this one so hard is that there’s an invisible wall and a really precise wall Clip is needed. It’s really hard to get a wall clip, let alone that high.
9:33 Oh Mii oh my!
The fact this is 12m 19s long is just amazing on its own
wow im the 100th like i should be proud of myself
While the video is cool and all, I’d like to critique the editing. By making all the laps seamlessly connected, it leads to some confusion when a lap begins in an unorthodox way, such as for Coconut Mall, Grumble Volcano or DK Jungle Parkway. For instance, seeing a Peach Beach lap start down on the Beach just makes me wonder how that happened. I would’ve personally preferred at least some context for clips like that, showing a bit of the set-up required to start a lap like that. Still, I understand why you edited it the way that you did
0:16
its pretty funny getting one of the weirder ones without any context though
0:47 This is just ridiculous 😂
I'd wish some of these had the full contex of the set-up
7:01 I'm a Dry Bowser main and I approve this.
i got bad news the new flap record was set with funky by a whopping 3 milliseconds
@@CZreviewz Man, that really stinks. :(
@@CZreviewzDry Bowser paved the way
toads factory music is such a banger
11:00 that was a nice artificial luck wheelie
I know about the whole cheating drama but yk chain wheelies exist right?
@@natlus_ artificial luck wheelie is not cheating, it's tech where you cancel a wheelie by turning then wheelie immediately after, it's faster to do this here because you don't get the acceleration drop if you would have chained later at full speed
@@luckytyphlosion9910 oh i didn’t even look at the timestamp mb i haven’t been in mkwii stuff for a while i forgot that term
my favourites will always be the runs like bowser's castle, where it's just really smooth and consistent driving and then they abruptly slip in a gamebreaking skip and suddenly the lap is over
Great editing too making the laps seems connected together
I thought doing it that way would be really cool, and I couldn't find anything else like it. Glad you enjoyed it!
@@Jcool114i like it this way too; if your on this video its because u understand what ur about to see… i dont like the other guys comment i saw
imagine deciding to play mario kart and the guy your playing against does this:
Good thing most of these are illegal online.
*But if it’s multiplayer you’re cooked.*
Funky kong: NYA-OH-WO-OH-LE
0:47 i almost missed it because i was dipping my fries on mayonnaise
Well done for gathering all this footage and editing it into order.
Part 2: fastest possible TAS laps
Love the transition from Moo Moo Meadows to spinning around on a mountain lol
Anyone know why Jack drops his wheelie at 0:30?
it's better to reset the wheelie during the boost than to go for a chain, since chain wheelies lose speed and are inconsistent
Flamin Jcool
Haha! Yes! Haha!
😭😭
Mario kart wii is the game were you use poles, trees, and boxes to jump far distances.
Ah yes, immediate, smooth transitions 😌
The Grumble Volcano FLap is crazy
Those glitches and ultra shortcuts caught me off guard,i wonder if are possible on my Nintendo Wii,i also didnt get it why people only use Daisy or Funky Kong,they tried to explain to me,but i didnt understood after all.(I just need to unlock Mii Outfit B,then its 100%).
Each character has hidden stats that get added to the vehicle’s stats. Funky Kong and Daisy have the highest speed stat so everyone uses them
every shortcut in the video should be possible on an unmodified copy of the game too
@@aidanhennessey5586 baby daisy has highest speed
@@santaisrealmight have a higher speed stat but since its a light weight the fastest vehicle it can drive is the bullet bike, which is slower than flamer runner
daisy + mach bike also has the tightest drift in the game, which is an incredibly important stat to have
When you give your older sibling the controller:
It's best to imagine watching the voice actor busting a vein in his head, yelling into the microphone...
there were multiple times i was like this is a sick tas, then i remember, oh, thats a person
Dang I didn’t know Toad Factory had that crazy shortcut
donkey kong : ❌
donkey knog with sunglasses : ✔
2:20 The wheelie sound is in time with the bpm of the music
Thanks for showing the time at the end of each lap instead of just immediately skipping to the next one mate
Bro y u mad
@@charliezetterberg789 because I want to see the time of each lap
Bottom right corner bro
@@WhipinsnapperYTtoday I found out that I’m blind
The shy guy beach one left me panicking, is just HOW, he took the explosion for his benefit?😦
It's actually not about the explosion! There's a wall clip done on the bomb to get around the finish line, and you're not even hit by the explosion.
Funky kong and flame rider combo was elite
these laps are just crazy, you could think the tracks were meant to have these Flaps by the devs
man in this video I could feel my ENTIRE CHILDHOOD
For alot of these I couldn't even tell when the lap started or finished lol crazy
So by this logic, you could theoretically beat mario kart wii in under 40 minutes (not including menus and cutscenes)
No, because you drive much slower on 50cc and 100cc so it would take a lot more time than that.
@@haroeneissa790 I was talking about a single cc...
no, because the fastest laps require you to use all mushrooms and use things that are lap dependant
@@98danielray not to mention the extreme rng with com items
yes, because it takes less than 40 minutes to download the "beat the game instantly" hack onto your SD card
2:00 I wonder how they made the hop sound
Mushroom Gorge 😭
This game is insane
10:40 this accuracy
Dry dry desert (edit: my bad, it's desert hills) really surprised me, is it really faster to use the second shroom right after the lake cut or was it because he would've landed in the dirt otherwise? I always thought that cutting the very last little strip of sand at the end of the lap would be faster
The Dry Dry Ruins "Ultra" is just a big offroad cut you can take by using the coping of the ending shortcut you mentioned to shoot up top on the right. The Fast lap version requires two mushrooms. The first mushroom is used in line with the start line and the second is to get out of the sand. Then that cacti shortcut after is the next biggest mushroom time save because Justin gets so much air at the end to make the ending cut shroomless anyway. 🤯
@@salommy I think you're on the wrong dry dry, I was talking about desert not ruins lol
I think you mean Desert Hills
@@ratabreak3902 yeaah you're right! Sorry then, it's funny cuz in German these tracks are called "staubtrockene Ruinen" -> dry dry ruins and "staubtrockene Wüste" -> dry dry desert except in english it's desert hills. Totally got mixed up, my bad lol
@@khirek5335 don't worry sth similar happens between all these tracks in the Spanish European version (yep I'm Spanish)
Dry Dry Desert and Dry Dry Ruins are called "Desierto Seco Seco" and "Ruinas Seco Seco" both of them are correct translations and mean the same thing in both languages
However Desert Hills is somehow called "Desierto Sol Sol" which actually should mean Sun Sun Desert a correct translation would be sth like "Colinas Desérticas"
Also aesthetics of all these tracks don't help they seem pretty similar between them lmao
Some of these flaps are mind blowing
"because the mc curb gives you extreme ultra rocket mini turbo boosts, it allows you to take the grass shortcut with your leftover mushrooms. unfortunately, because I was extremely nervous, I decided it would be better to not even attempt the shortcut because it is just so dang hard"
4:30 Meep Meep
9:46 is crazy
This feels so cool and nostalgic at the same time
Girlfriend: my parents are gone but they come back in 5 minutes
Me asf:
I can only imagine what casual players that haven't touched the game in 10 years think of these.
I love it! I can remember seeing videos closer to the game's release of the glitch shortcut in Rumble Volcano, but even that was a lot longer than the one in this video. Super cool to see similar skips on most of the other tracks.
Gotta go FAST
I love how none of these are how Nintendo intended them. Even SNES MC3 doesn't use the wall gap shortcut as a top-3 mushroom spot.
7:12 Me sorprende la precisión del cañón para hacer eso.
Take this man’s license.
I wish there's a video of everyone trying to do these tricks all at the same time.
1:38 Major third and music kinda interesting
That box glitch tho!
I was so confused because I know that Luigi's circuit, Daisy's circuit and Moo Moo Meadows but then I realized it was from a year ago
Lack of ultras mostly because this isn't a tas showcase video, just human laps.
@@herov2 What does you comment have to do with what I said? BOTH glitches have been done humanly.
@@wer1123bro what are you on about all of those are tas only
I never played this game but all of this looks incredibly difficult.
Wonder why they opted for the Mii rather than Daisy for DK Jungle Parkway. Is it because of the drift acceleration stat (quicker turning)?
i think it’s because it’s a really short flap that doesn’t really have much regular driving, so the character choice doesn’t really matter, so the mii pick was probably just for fun
@@Cirphlyx true but in time trials doesn't every single millisecond matter?
@@markymark443 i think it would matter if it was regular driving, but there’s not much of that in the flap, it’s just a pole clip and boosting thru the shortcut, so i don’t imagine it makes a difference. i believe it would matter if there was a bit more non-boost driving after the shortcut, but not in this case
@@markymark443 also, it’s a very short lap and i imagine the strat used is very difficult to pull off as well as shown here, meaning that doing it at all with any character is how it ended up being the record
he literally just used mii for fun as nobody cares enough to compete for that record, glitch flaps are kinda silly
Very nice. Thanks
I have a test tommorow but yet I find myself here (great decision)
This is more of “who can break the game to make it look like you’re goated.”
Except the shortcuts are difficult to find and perform they are goated
Breaking the game and being goated are not mutually exclusive
We need a new version of this
Damn the star cup was extremely quick
What's the fastest tas flaps?
Didnt even have time to comprehend grumble volcano and i know about the trick too
3:06 I think for the Koopa cape one there’s a faster way
What kind of sorcery is this holy
Gold edit!
1:23 I’ve driven faster
Suuure
As if humanity could ever go faster
Congrats on your wr
Thank you!
Oh shoot he actually did
This is the most blursed video I've seen in a while
5:40 I didn’t see the start of peach beach
where no glitch and no ultra shortcut
Banger vid
every one wants to be a speedruner now
these are so fast i thought they were playing on the 200cc mode💀
In moon view highway on the second lap, when I raced, that blue truck finished making that blind turn near the bridge. Btw, I completed moon view highway in less than 2 minutes in a honeycoupe! I also did ghost valley in just 59.7 seconds (less than a minute) in the honeycoupe!
Ngl, the fast staffer in moon view highway is pathetic. They did it in 2:04, but I can easily do it in just 2 minutes.
Is it TAS ?
@Cederic sorry bro !
i blinked and missed mushroom gorge
Why tf do we NOT see the time at least for 0.2 sec?? ... smh
Look in the bottom right corner
Bottom right my G
I would’ve thought on Toads Factory he would’ve done the big cut at the end and on DK Summit why didn’t he do the turnaround cut right after the cannon
Those are only possible on 200cc, not vanilla TTs
Dk summit turn around cut after cannon is TAS only on 150cc
those are only on 200cc?
are there any flap records not set on CTGP
I mean, you can look up tas ghost records but those aren't done by humans
@@stanzacosmi TAS means tool assisted, so there is a human behind every TAS, it isn't like a bot does them.
@@anthonytonytelford2945 exactly
@@stanzacosmi wdym exactly? he disagreed with you
@@jclkaytwo Because of the fact that even though the inputs are programmed by humans, the emulator itself is the one that's doing them. That's why they're completely repeatable. Because humans aren't the ones doing them. if they weren't completely repeatable, then there would be no point in tas.
is it just me or is Mario Kart Wii the only game in the Mario Kart franchise to have shortcuts?
I think Logan plays alot of Mario Kart Wii
Mushroom gorge make me cackle
5:27 is this without TAS? Is it a real one shot??
Yes. Arthur was the first to do it and complete a full race.
5-second lap?!
What cc is this?🥴😎😖
wow. just insane
1:11 missed low jump opportunity
It's for better shortcut alignment and for the tractor patterns to be good
justin is cracked my guy
he is definitely one of, if not, the best mario kart wii players of all time (in terms of time trials)
That's understandable
Yeah cracked at Fortnite
Box clip on toads factory?! I thought that was hacking.
It's JAYU, not JAYOO.
Bro wtf is mushroom gorge😂😂😂
That peach Gardens was rediculous.not one mini turbo
The Rainbow Road And GCN Is A Baby Daisy Not Daisy And Funky Kong