How bad are the CPUs in Mario Kart Wii?

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  • @mrzukunft
    @mrzukunft 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +973

    The CPUs be an entire lap behind you and then pretend they were only 20 seconds behind you on the scoretable 😂

    • @jpraise6771
      @jpraise6771 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +34

      Folks! today is a new day, let it be a new start for you with the Almighty Jesus Christ. God awaits you✝️

    • @holyheckism
      @holyheckism 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@jpraise6771 man shut up

    • @Sekert758
      @Sekert758 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +84

      @@jpraise6771 oh shut up no one asked

    • @zachellison9108
      @zachellison9108 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @@Sekert758no one asked for this comment

    • @Geirokku2
      @Geirokku2 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +50

      @@zachellison9108 at least the guy wasn't trying to force religion into the conversation unlike the first guy

  • @asayo11_
    @asayo11_ 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1208

    yeah they are easy until they hit you with a blue shell, red shell, banana all in a row

    • @AmericanMarine
      @AmericanMarine 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +79

      "56. Being punished for being good at the game"

    • @CathodeRayKobold
      @CathodeRayKobold 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +59

      The first time I played Wii, I was miles ahead on Luigi Circuit and still got second because of 2 blue shells on lap 3. I can understand keeping the pack close, but that was NOT my fault.

    • @XGh0sT77
      @XGh0sT77 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

      I lost the 3 star rank on mirror leaf cup because I got hit by 3 blue shells on BC3 and somehow baby peach got a 2:39 time on the QUACKER

    • @richardrowberry7538
      @richardrowberry7538 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      It's alright saying cpu are easy when you plan on easy cpu. Hard cpu drive smarter and faster than human players even funky on bowser bike plus frantic items makes it harder

    • @RobBlu-d6u
      @RobBlu-d6u 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      It's like they knew their cpus were terrible and gave them too much of a leg up with items. This still seems to happen in MK8 because my friend and I noticed that it's infinitely more common to get "mario karted" offline than on worldwide in both games.

  • @LaykaTheWuffinator
    @LaykaTheWuffinator 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +483

    *Sets CPUs to Easy* "Damn, these guys suck."

    • @dedicated_plant024
      @dedicated_plant024 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      Exactly

    • @jpraise6771
      @jpraise6771 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      Folks! today is a new day, let it be a new start for you with the Almighty Jesus Christ. God awaits you✝️

    • @THGMR-ox7sd
      @THGMR-ox7sd 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      No wonder the CPUs suck 😂

    • @LaykaTheWuffinator
      @LaykaTheWuffinator 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

      If he wanted a better example. I took no shortcuts, didn't drift, drove off the map, crashed, ran into hazards, ran into dropped items and even intentionally stopped to let CPUs pass me on Normal and still won. On Hard they're a bit more goofy though. Really steamed my hams in that test...

    • @DreadedGhoul575
      @DreadedGhoul575 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      Yeah, terrible example to set it on easy.
      Try frantic/aggressive items, bikes only for the CPUs and hard difficulty.

  • @v01d_g34r
    @v01d_g34r 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1289

    that failed gap cut was heartbreaking

    • @sweeches
      @sweeches 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

      same but also the funniest thing ever

    • @panthekirb7561
      @panthekirb7561 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      Yeah it felt so relatable to fail a challenge only because I wanted to show off ;_;

    • @NotBamOrBing
      @NotBamOrBing 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      It's not heartbreaking when someone goes "I'm gonna punch myself in the balls" and proceeds to punch themself in the balls, this is no different

    • @NotBamOrBing
      @NotBamOrBing 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@jpraise6771 weird spelling of Alll-mer, the dude who gathered followers in the middle east and then was crucified and resurrected three days later and then killed the kings and rulers installing himself as the new ruler, whose symbol is a cross like the one he was crucified on

    • @wildbuckhouse
      @wildbuckhouse 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@NotBamOrBingagreed that was just dumb

  • @Streptobeep
    @Streptobeep 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +602

    It feels like DK Mountain would have been a good track for this, since there are the downhill sections where you drive a lot faster than the CPUs if done correctly and the shroomless shortcut which saves a lot of time while also not having to bag.

    • @Metagross31
      @Metagross31 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +55

      Same with DK summit. It even has the blue zippers, where CPUs trnd to go very wide and waste tons of time.

    • @jpraise6771
      @jpraise6771 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Folks! today is a new day, let it be a new start for you with the Almighty Jesus Christ. God awaits you✝️

  • @Blue_Bunny_Boy
    @Blue_Bunny_Boy 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1264

    "I'm feeling gutsy!
    Aw, dangit!
    Aw, dangit!
    Aw, dangit!
    Aw, dangit!"

    • @chajas5529
      @chajas5529 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +79

      Let's go gambling!

    • @Kitten_Baker-art
      @Kitten_Baker-art 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +50

      Let's be financially responsible

    • @harrisonmoore3841
      @harrisonmoore3841 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

      @@Kitten_Baker-art
      [Luigi Circuit] I can't stop winning!

    • @joshkidvr
      @joshkidvr 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      [Rainbow Road] Aw, dang it!

    • @jimrdm71
      @jimrdm71 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Let’s do some (not) intended shortcuts!

  • @matej1608
    @matej1608 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +546

    Awful CPUs don't stop Poofesure from failing the game and calling t rigged 😂

    • @emilydavidson8844
      @emilydavidson8844 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

      Prolly cause he picks the mii instead of daisy or funky and doesn’t wheelie

    • @mrclean7473
      @mrclean7473 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      @@emilydavidson8844i play as toad and its still easy 😭

    • @luigi6290
      @luigi6290 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +44

      Bro doesn’t wheelie and takes turns wide and blames it all on the game lmao

    • @YoshiAteTooManyYoshiCookies
      @YoshiAteTooManyYoshiCookies 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      ​@@luigi6290people who don't wheelie genuinely piss me off. I know that there are plenty of people who have a skill issue and can't do certain things that would be easy for someone like me (and I can't even do a single ultra shortcut) and while taking optimal and precise wheelie lines can take some skill, just doing basic wheelies takes absolutely zero skill and you're actively handicapping yourself by not doing it.

    • @yukimidaifuku_DLsite-d3o
      @yukimidaifuku_DLsite-d3o 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      @@luigi6290I hate to sound like an American, but that is 𝘥𝘦𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘪𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘺 a skill issue.

  • @masquatch
    @masquatch 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +276

    26:35 the amount of second hand rage I felt

    • @fractal-dreamz
      @fractal-dreamz 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      the inhale killed me

  • @skins1024
    @skins1024 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +188

    I used to play at college where we would have 4 real players and 8 CPUs. We always played on hard cpu and the amount of times even I was able to pass multiple CPUs on ghost valley 2 was pretty much every time

    • @Dmooreslotreviews
      @Dmooreslotreviews 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

      I have a brother and we would invite 2 friends over and we would do all 32 tracks randomised as an ultimate championship. I would write our finishing position for each race and which race it was and would make a line chart to see how close it was over the 32 races. It was great to see who was stronger at which tracks and had much a bad run could affect a player.
      My strongest tracks were GBA browsers Castle 3 and Moonview Highway.

    • @viniciopellicelli7561
      @viniciopellicelli7561 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      ​@@Dmooreslotreviewsonce a year I do a Mario Kart Wii tournament with my friends, we play with automatic drift because we only use the Wii remote control and that's what we used as children when we played it, the first year it was a very simple thing with three groups, 2 semi-finals and a final but since last year we have been doing something very serious, with an excel file in which we mark all the matches, physical prizes and more. This year to change the tournament we did it in pairs, there were 12 of us in total (a championship of 6 pairs, with a final between the top 2). It always takes us a long time but it's really cool

    • @Tgtg-i4js7482h
      @Tgtg-i4js7482h 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Hello turtle brother

  • @youtubecomments2740
    @youtubecomments2740 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +116

    26:36 Daedalus: Do you WANT the wax to melt?
    Icarus: Lol. Lmao.

    • @stylesrj
      @stylesrj 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      "I'm sure the sun can't be THAT hot now can it?"

  • @skyro4444
    @skyro4444 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1594

    Pov: you don't have wiimmfi

    • @Bupboy
      @Bupboy 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +78

      Or you don't own a wii and can't play online
      Edit: YUP OK I GET IT RETRO REWIND

    • @hayato1886
      @hayato1886 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@BupboyYou can now with Retro Rewind at least. You just have to enable the Wiilink option in dolphin and you can play it online which is very cool

    • @worldsupermedia7509
      @worldsupermedia7509 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +39

      @@Bupboyif you’re referring to Wii Mode on the Wii U, it’s still possible to get CTGP and Wiimmfi on it

    • @Bupboy
      @Bupboy 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      @worldsupermedia7509 no im talking dolphin emulator

    • @jimrdm71
      @jimrdm71 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Don’t even remind me
      (Because I don’t)

  • @Simoran
    @Simoran 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +83

    Hubris took full control on that failed lap skip lmfao. Man's biggest weakness: looking cool.

  • @DictatePM
    @DictatePM 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +343

    I'm feeling gutsy

    • @mr.l6029
      @mr.l6029 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ?

    • @imri1273
      @imri1273 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Beanzard wanted to do turnskip in WGM, he failed it like five times​@@mr.l6029

    • @FrancoisTremblay
      @FrancoisTremblay 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Aw, dangit!

  • @Bupboy
    @Bupboy 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +122

    Yet that doesnt stop waluigi from throwing me into lava after tricking off a ramp 😔

  • @Miss_Rydia
    @Miss_Rydia 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +68

    12:30 "I'm feeling gutsy." He says, making the same mistake for the third time in a row.
    Hahaha, I love your videos! They've got a sort of interesting and calming vibe to them.

    • @beanzard64
      @beanzard64  6 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      Thanks haha, glad you like them (-:

  • @Vorbino_GD
    @Vorbino_GD 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +78

    Next: beating the CPUs with the jet setter and without items

    • @supersmilyface1
      @supersmilyface1 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Question: No items enabled, or no using any items?

    • @Vorbino_GD
      @Vorbino_GD 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      @@supersmilyface1 no using any items

  • @parad0x200
    @parad0x200 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +50

    The CPUS are crazy when I’m trying to practice 😭
    Like, it’s lap 3, I’m miles ahead, there are no blue shells, then suddenly I get blued, random greened, target shocked, and get blued 3 more times IN THE SPAN OF LIKE 10 SECONDS

    • @chajas5529
      @chajas5529 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Yeah like, you can never get a break from the CPUs

    • @yourgamer69
      @yourgamer69 หลายเดือนก่อน

      And then you get 7th or 8th place and you lost your gold trophy😭

  • @tchomsdaguy
    @tchomsdaguy 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +35

    0:24 no, they do in fact wheelie

  • @Someone-559
    @Someone-559 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    1:41 "oh yeah. Im cracked."
    Literally one second after saying that: **dies and quits**

  • @khgaming_kai
    @khgaming_kai 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

    23:47 while the ENTIRETY of this video is interesting, seeing mario with the "loss" pose made me realize that the moment all players are done, the CPUs INSTANTLY finish the race. I know i know, the score screen appears, but i still find it neat.

    • @beanzard64
      @beanzard64  6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      I don't think I'd ever noticed that either, nice observation

    • @khgaming_kai
      @khgaming_kai 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@beanzard64 thanks!

  • @girlbuu9403
    @girlbuu9403 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +40

    "The CPUs are awful."
    Has them on easy in a game made for children

  • @funkyscott47
    @funkyscott47 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +62

    "I'm feeling Gutsy" 😆

    • @Parcel_GT
      @Parcel_GT 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      FUNKYSCOTT

  • @tobysimmonds487
    @tobysimmonds487 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

    I feel like doing Mushroom Gorge first would have been better since it's so rng based that if it was a bad run you could restart it without having to loose all your old progress. Well done with the challenge!!!!

  • @noobula7
    @noobula7 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

    26:35 hubris was your downfall

  • @turbinegraphics16
    @turbinegraphics16 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    Pretty cool, a thing I used to do in old racing games I found too easy is go backwards on the first lap and see if I could still win.

  • @JEKaviator
    @JEKaviator 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

    Cool video! I think that lapping a cpu on BC3 was a vintage TWD98 challenge if I remember correctly

  • @grimanium
    @grimanium 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    Once had an interesting interaction on yoshi falls, basically peach was the number two CPU ( third overall ) and was driving pretty well getting no placements under third. Now in Yoshi Falls she wanted to go through the first water Fall, I didn't tho and I actually bumped her up to the bridge by mistake xDD Peach then was just aggressively driving against the railing and eventually managed to drive straight into the abyss. Once she finally respawned every single CPU had already lapped her xDD In my 8 race GP her placements were: 2,3,3,1,2,3,12,3 hahaha

    • @beanzard64
      @beanzard64  6 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      I think Yoshi Falls might have a bug, I've never seen the CPUs literally drive backwards anywhere else

  • @EbroGame64
    @EbroGame64 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

    1:32 idk if that was an intended shortcut. But it looks like an ultra shortcut. You know passing a whole ass 11 npcs with one "shortcut" damn...

    • @nyon7209
      @nyon7209 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      It's a very good, definitely unintended shortcut, but Ultra Shortcuts have a technical definition which (apparently) doesn't apply to it.

    • @tuckertechnolord6126
      @tuckertechnolord6126 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      Ultra shortcut means skipping key checkpoints, which this doesn’t do at all. Mario kart wii just doesn’t have good key checkpoints. Ultra shortcut is like the grumble volcano rock for example

  • @tensixtyoclock
    @tensixtyoclock 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    they're bad at driving fast so they throw twelve million items at you when they see you in first place

  • @bluntslt8023
    @bluntslt8023 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    26:32 🤣🤣i knew this would happen i was like nah don't risk it

  • @04123a
    @04123a 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    the failed gap cut physically hurt me. we love u too tho bean

  • @Pjiwm
    @Pjiwm 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

    12:24 Someone arrest this man.

    • @sus_in_a_bottle
      @sus_in_a_bottle 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      hi john backflip

    • @Pjiwm
      @Pjiwm 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      @@sus_in_a_bottle Hello, this is John's dad mr. Backflip speaking. John fell on his butt doing backflips so he'll not be on the computer for a while.

    • @MamaTrixxieAsmr
      @MamaTrixxieAsmr 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Kaaaaaarmaaaaaa poliiiiiiice
      Arrest this man

  • @JTLawson_P
    @JTLawson_P 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

    Do this on normal items and maybe then I’ll subscribe, take the challenge Bean. You got a Birdo WR, don’t let my challenge go undefeated.

    • @beanzard64
      @beanzard64  6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Thank you for the donation! Regular items would just make it less consistent, instead of pulling shrooms in last I'd be pulling bullets or shocks

    • @JTLawson_P
      @JTLawson_P 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@beanzard64 Shocks suck, but hey I subscribed anyway. Keep up with the juicy content 😌 you never know what challenge awaits you next.

  • @TehVulpez
    @TehVulpez 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    0:40 the beep sound made me think my smoke detector needed new batteries lol

  • @brunomcleod
    @brunomcleod 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    7:59 That was one hell of a mushroom bounce 💀

  • @Purplexium
    @Purplexium 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    First failing the optional gap jump to then getting the gap jump needed to lap the CPU was a spectacular ending

  • @SirLampsALot
    @SirLampsALot 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    I’m surprised you didn’t choose DK Summit because it has a large shortcut (the double) and is a track that the cpus are very bad at (falling into the chasm) plus there are all kinds of smaller shortcuts that save time like on every zipper and the 3 small ramps

  • @JamesPanoff
    @JamesPanoff 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    I use a random combo playing hard CPUs and I only win by 20 seconds then

  • @TomasJansen05
    @TomasJansen05 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Maybe don’t put the CPUs on Easy next time you want to prove this point

  • @ImTired009
    @ImTired009 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    13:14 I've played Super Mario Sunshine and i've never knew the names of the duck on Peach Beach! (Also great vid!)

    • @beanzard64
      @beanzard64  6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Thanks!

  • @callmebro
    @callmebro 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    "these guys suck" *proceeds to use every shortcut possible*

  • @slitheredboyz
    @slitheredboyz 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    You never stop surprising me with your awesome content, on top of that well done on 30k man, you’ve deserved this all the way!

    • @beanzard64
      @beanzard64  6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Thank you dude!

  • @immobility25
    @immobility25 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "After I make a sick shortcut though" -Beanzard64 before failing said sick shortcut

  • @danielcrump8254
    @danielcrump8254 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    When I used to play Mario Kart Wii I remember lapping the CPUs on Mushroom Gorge pretty consistently. They really struggle with that track it seems like

    • @monikaaaax3
      @monikaaaax3 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

      i don't struggle with that track anymore bc I love it and I play it constantly but I feel like the mushroom gorge struggle is just universal

  • @JustaGuy_Gaming
    @JustaGuy_Gaming 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    To be fair it's nothing new. Most games just hide this problem by letting the CPU's cheat in some way. Getting insane power up luck or just effectively teleporting around if off screen in some games. A lot of games just have the enemy racers always be "just behind you" so if you make a mistake they pass you by, but if you don't your fine.

  • @Some-guy-on-the-internet
    @Some-guy-on-the-internet 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I think I read somewhere that on easy difficulty, the CPUs don't even drive at full speed.

  • @almond-ul8ce
    @almond-ul8ce 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    okay so i’ve been watching the mk tree video, and also the time trials video, but i didnt notice that they were both by you. i went to your channel today and i was like WAIT WHAT

    • @beanzard64
      @beanzard64  6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Thanks for watching!

  • @fallgg2965
    @fallgg2965 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I love when you make long videos i enjoy watching you everytime and congratulations on the coconut mall WR
    I love when you lap the cpu and you use the sound in super mario 64 red coin

  • @bjark4.792
    @bjark4.792 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Daisy with Mach bike is a little faster than Funky kong.

  • @tzarg
    @tzarg 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    "I'm not a good Rainbow Road Player" *proceeds to not fall off a million times*

  • @shrimplysop
    @shrimplysop 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Ive been slowly chipping away at this video for a few days now (i put on youtube videos to sleep) and ive gotta say 10/10 very chill and a very neat topic

    • @beanzard64
      @beanzard64  5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Thanks! I'm glad

  • @FourthDerivative
    @FourthDerivative 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

    "I'm gonna have to play this pretty well" *immediately bonks and falls off the track*

  • @therealRNGesus
    @therealRNGesus วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    26:41 that piano 🔥

  • @tiziocomunista6993
    @tiziocomunista6993 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    "oh yeah, im cracked"
    restarts

  • @ZMysticFox
    @ZMysticFox 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I love your content beanzard. Keep doing what you're doing.

    • @beanzard64
      @beanzard64  6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Thank you!

  • @gabbyhaynes5394
    @gabbyhaynes5394 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    My favorite thing to do in Wii was lap the CPU's during races. It was always so funny passing the 12th place computer and just continuing to drive as they watch you.

  • @kart5486
    @kart5486 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Not sure if this counts for anything, but almost exclusively on rMR, you can actually drive Lap 1 backwards on both easy and medium difficulty, and then drive forwards and still get first place (I did so on DB Flameflyer).

  • @trumancremers6337
    @trumancremers6337 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    The hubris of going for the gap cut

  • @worm.on.a.string.
    @worm.on.a.string. 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    They're good at mirror mode, though normally because they're hard and don't have the factor of visually being thrown off.
    Besides that yeah they suck.

  • @Pokuz
    @Pokuz หลายเดือนก่อน

    9:34 I always drift at that part. You would either make the sharp turn which results in less air time or you fall off the track if you turn too sharp.

  • @saraclover7084
    @saraclover7084 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    amazing video! next video you should do the jetsetter video but with the piranha prowler

  • @andet5080
    @andet5080 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Alternate challenge: try beating hard mode CPUs on the worst combos (e.g. booster seat on auto) and no items. You pretty much have to rely on drafting

  • @LadyAndromeda1234
    @LadyAndromeda1234 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I literally SHOUTED "no!!!!" when you missed the final jump of the grand prix

  • @V_I_X-YT
    @V_I_X-YT 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    They would be better if they mained super blooper imo

    • @beanzard64
      @beanzard64  6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      True

    • @V_I_X-YT
      @V_I_X-YT 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@beanzard64 Or you could lap them twice using it lol

  • @RDGamer321
    @RDGamer321 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Him blowing the final shortcut on the winning run has the same energy as those mountain bikers who celebrate before coming to the line just to have 2nd place sneak it out from under them.

  • @AmaroqStarwind
    @AmaroqStarwind 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    CPU: Central Processing Unit, the thing that the game is running on. Don't fight the CPU, for by processing your inputs, it always wins on a technicality.
    All jokes aside... You should see what 1600 cc looks like, as that would be equivalent to 1.6 liter engine displacement. That's F1 territory! :D

  • @qsxsqsxs
    @qsxsqsxs 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Love the Suikoden II music! :D

  • @Double-X2-Points
    @Double-X2-Points 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I loved the concept, enjoyed your initial (keyword initial) comparison of bagging vs not bagging for shrooms to determine the proper strat, but then when you decided to abandon the strat that allowed you to lap like 6 vehicles and instead opted for the one that kneecaps you from the starting line I had to take an ultra shortcut out of the video. Still great work but maybe pay more attention to "what is working and what isnt". Or dont, thats just my 2 cents (if youd bagged it would have rolled a 10 cent piece instead probly).

  • @tzarg
    @tzarg 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    1:02 why does it say "B" in big red button lettering? what controller is that?

    • @beanzard64
      @beanzard64  5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      That's what it shows for a GameCube controller. I use a Classic Controller Pro, but I use an adapter that plugs into the Wii's GameCube port.

    • @tzarg
      @tzarg 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@beanzard64 are the GameCube controller controls better?

    • @beanzard64
      @beanzard64  5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@tzarg I don't prefer them, Classic Pro is my favorite.

    • @PF_OZY
      @PF_OZY 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Alot of people prefer the gamecube controller since it can be easier to control and more “controller” feeling

    • @MaksTarasin
      @MaksTarasin 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The GameCube one

  • @Candy-un9ze
    @Candy-un9ze วันที่ผ่านมา

    the sound effect for listing the rules made me jump every time without fail it sounds like a broken smoke alarm lmao

  • @LuvidPlays
    @LuvidPlays 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I just saw 13 htf episodes in a row, on the front page of TH-cam. TH-cam got crazy luck

  • @dolphinhat
    @dolphinhat 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    15:33 the funniest edit you've ever done thank you for that

  • @GusGato6969
    @GusGato6969 23 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I remember taking advantage of ness' level 9 cpu in jungle japes to unlock every character in melee by doing absolutely nothing. 6 hours of non stop 5 second versus matches never felt so rewarding.

    • @beanzard64
      @beanzard64  23 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I did the same thing haha

  • @RazorSharpMC2
    @RazorSharpMC2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    1:45 fastest quit ever

  • @Cherri-v98
    @Cherri-v98 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I read bad as mad 3 times and im finally understanding what the video is actually about 1:04

  • @kacey258
    @kacey258 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    you have the perfect voice for relaxing background noise omg

  • @titusr
    @titusr 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I don't know if you tried racing the Retro Rewind staff ghosts but I'm having the time of my life trying to beat them. It's pretty challenging but super fun. Maybe that's interesting for a video or something...
    Great video, as always btw ❤

  • @RGBSupremacy
    @RGBSupremacy 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Love your videos! Would you ever try out double dash on the channel? The controls are very different and itd be interesting to see how someone who is good at mk wii handle that. If not that’s okay, keep up the great work! :)

    • @beanzard64
      @beanzard64  6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Thanks! I've got Double Dash on my list, I just gotta come up with an idea for it

    • @RGBSupremacy
      @RGBSupremacy 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@beanzard64 That’s exciting to hear! I’ll definitely keep an eye out for it then

  • @MurtazaPirani
    @MurtazaPirani 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I instantly thought of DKM and DKS, since those maps have pretty good shroomless shortcuts and theres considerable tech involved that cpu's don't do good whatsoever

  • @Lebon19
    @Lebon19 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    bean: CPUs are bad.
    me: I can't even drive as good as you so the CPUs are actually good for me.
    (I mean, I can still finish first on all cups at 150cc)

  • @TGSharkman
    @TGSharkman 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    I had a bit of a hard time with them tbh

    • @Bupboy
      @Bupboy 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Yeah im ngl the harder cpu's on 150cc messed up my star ranks a few times

  • @mronewheeler
    @mronewheeler 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Every time you do the BC shortcut I am sure you'll bonk but you only did once. What a suspenseful shortcut

  • @dutch_animator5205
    @dutch_animator5205 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    1:30 How did u do that

  • @vasgolyo2005
    @vasgolyo2005 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I once (I have no idea how) have managed to lap every single CPU on the stage Kalimari Desert on MK64 (which is notorious for rubber banding). Unfortunately it's been years so I don't remember exactly what I did, just that it was probably a low cc.

  • @g21pizza
    @g21pizza 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Fun fact, you can get triple mushrooms in 3rd

  • @destroyer7773
    @destroyer7773 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Lets be honest we're here because we played MKWII and remembered being in first and getting blued by the cpus at least 10 times in one race

  • @neb64
    @neb64 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    13:04 in competitive team formats, the pow is called, just like a shock or blue shell. U can do a surprising amount with it lol

  • @The_Deep_Blue
    @The_Deep_Blue 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    this is the game equivalent of bullying kids at a playground as an adult

  • @kiraramax2066
    @kiraramax2066 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    have the CPU race on the infamous Mushroom Peaks custom track, they struggle so hard on that track, same to a lot of players

  • @Aether52
    @Aether52 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    ngl, I've lapped "hard" cpus countless times with aggro items just due to the sheer chaos it ensues. Perhaps give aggro items a shot?

  • @nolanfischer4855
    @nolanfischer4855 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    What happened to most of your other videos? Like the no VR loss challenge, hide and seek mod, and the tournament mode?

    • @beanzard64
      @beanzard64  6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I decided to Private them, Nintendo was cracking down on another channel of a similar size because of mod content and I didn't want to risk being next.

    • @nolanfischer4855
      @nolanfischer4855 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@beanzard64 :(

  • @munchcrunch4880
    @munchcrunch4880 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    you are the actual real hare dude. mario was the tortoise taking it slow and steady and you got COCKY.

  • @jevontesmith-v2j
    @jevontesmith-v2j 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I would like to see this challenge again but this time lapping the cpu's 8 races in a row

  • @whatdoIsayh3re
    @whatdoIsayh3re 27 วันที่ผ่านมา

    CPU is an acronym for a computer part called the Central Processing Unit. these are NPCs, or Non Player characters.

  • @clairofmemories
    @clairofmemories 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    i randomly saw this pop up in my recommended and was super suprised by the Tomodachi Collection music being at the start, i love that game

  • @ZynSays
    @ZynSays 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I think you might have far better odds if you play splitscreen MP with a bad player. Though perhaps that's not in the spirit of the challenge, I recall lapping NPCs playing with my family when I was young.

  • @supernovasquid
    @supernovasquid 12 วันที่ผ่านมา

    am i crazy for thinking this guy’s voice would be perfect for asmr or smthn

  • @turtleguy3064
    @turtleguy3064 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    How do you trick with a GameCube controller and how do you wheelie?

    • @blazeybrocoli
      @blazeybrocoli 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      press up the dpad to wheelie, to trick any direction on the dpad.

  • @peng_wii_knee
    @peng_wii_knee 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Now beat Hard CPUs waiting for them to finish lap 1 before starting 👀

  • @zNestrian
    @zNestrian 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I got a mini hearth attack for a moment with that intro

    • @chajas5529
      @chajas5529 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      What is a hearth attack?

    • @L4zY_RaT
      @L4zY_RaT 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@chajas5529 “A heart attack, also called a myocardial infarction, happens when a part of the heart muscle doesn't get enough blood. The more time that passes without treatment to restore blood flow, the greater the damage to the heart muscle.” - CDC

    • @chajas5529
      @chajas5529 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@L4zY_RaTI know what a heart attack is. I just want to know what a "hearth attack" is.