@@johnmartinez7440 ultra shortcut world record which is the time said above, is faster than non ultra 99999cc TAS so yeah that’s pretty cool if you ask me
Makes me think, what’s the optimal speed. Because there’s obviously some tipping point between 150 and 99999 where it goes from being faster bc of the speed increase to being slower because of the wall bumps and lack of shortcuts.
My favorite part of these is that the CPUs fly so far out of bounds that their minimap icons just randomly appear in the middle of the screen throughout the whole thing
this is the visual representation of how it feels when you are about to fall asleep and then slightly feel like you are being flung at 500 miles per hour as if air resistance and terminal velocity didn't exist
Oh, glad that's not just a thing with me. I'll also completely randomly have my arms and/or legs flail at nothing just before going to sleep, which isn't normally a problem when I'm standing up.
@@hawkhp9893 Long time no see! Other than the fact it's taking a long time for me to get into grad school, life is great. By pure coincidence I just checked with MeteorCow yesterday as well. If you're still into Mario Maker you should check out my Beast Needle 0 when you have the time :)
Takeways: - Bike optimized for low speed high handling is required. - Best possible start is actually one of the shorter boosts because of how much speed you have to begin with, sometimes the TAS dosen't even use a start boost - Drifting slows you down, and hitting walls makes it reasonable to turn. - The AI doesn't do anything but be comic relief.
@@Rose-ez7yn an ultra requires you to pass all the key checkpoints, they may be placed in other locations like grumble volcano's rock which has all the key checkpoints line up on the specific areas on said rock, so i don't quite understand what you mean
@@Quixium in this cc, rock shortcut isn’t even faster because of excessive speed. notice how he takes a long route that somewhat resembles the rock circle true ultra shortcuts have you take the last checkpoint before the first one, which makes crossing the starting line count as a lap. (I definitely do not have the technical details correct lol)
After every single race when baby Mario completes last lap and says I win I win then gets teleported to the map which distorts the sounds making it sound like drowning effects. Idk how you couldvr missed it unless u just read comments before watching videos
3:09 I love how the final lap goes so fast that the sound of the lap completing happens right as the first measure opening completes Perfection 6:13 also can we appreciate bowser's far away scream here that immediately fades away And also for Bowser Jr at 8:19
Just every character flying off the map and then at the end baby Mario just doing the same kills me. Also, this won’t start up any new crazy speed run categories.
The tracks look like a movie studio every time you finish them. Baby M. clipped so far out of bounds he broke the fourth wall, or even the fabric of reality. 2:20: "I must go. My planet needs me." -Baby Luigi, as the "moon" theme from that DuckTales NES game plays.
did not realize this was 99,999cc until Coconut Mall and was absolutely BAFFLED at the speed baby Mario was getting to. Really good TAS though and very entertaining to watch baby Mario just ZOOP through the tracks
Can we talk about how on the very start of Rainbow Road everyone at straight up DIED? And they kept racing over the track for the entire match? That’s so friggin funny
@@goodguytongue7159 Well at least the 99999cc version is very tame - the worst that could happen if it goes wrong is clipping out of bounds. No screams into your face this time!
Like how the description says "without any ultra shortcuts", man was going so fast the ground didn't even try to stop him. Lakitu basically gave up on his job, probably couldn't even comprehend which dimension baby Mario was in 90% of the time.
Seems like this particular version of the mod lowered the minimum drift speed and didn't scale drift acceleration at all. Considering that this run uses auto, it probably would've been better to use bullet bike instead of quacker to be able to turn faster and accelerate faster while drifting since regular accel still would've been absurdly scaled.
It's funny to hear that the music (Koopa Cape, Dry Dry Ruins, all the stages with multiples versions of the song) can't synchronize in time with how fast this baby flies off the map (and drowns) just cracks me up. Rainbow Road was the best for me
The fact that the 150cc mushroom gorge WR is faster than 99,999cc TAS can do it is pretty hilarious
What's that record?
@@johnmartinez7440 19.758 seconds
@@johnmartinez7440 ultra shortcut world record which is the time said above, is faster than non ultra 99999cc TAS so yeah that’s pretty cool if you ask me
Makes me think, what’s the optimal speed. Because there’s obviously some tipping point between 150 and 99999 where it goes from being faster bc of the speed increase to being slower because of the wall bumps and lack of shortcuts.
But the 150cc run uses 3 mushrooms. This run doesn't.
Watching every CPU immediately fly off the course is funny every single time
Yeah, I don’t know why, but seeing the minimap markers go flying way off course is just hilarious
I enjoyed watching Lakitu drop them at the start line after winning and watching them fly into the void.
rainbow road was the best one
They deserve it for cheating all the time on 150cc Grand Prix
@ThatMiliGuy I know, it’s still funny
My favorite part of these is that the CPUs fly so far out of bounds that their minimap icons just randomly appear in the middle of the screen throughout the whole thing
Like skelebowser at 5:33
@@Mijjtty *dry bowser
@@Mijjtty and yoshi at that same time
They look like Twitch emotes bouncing across the screen 😂
E
baby mario: *completes 3rd lap*
also baby mario: "it is time for me to leave this realm behind"
celeste
He’s flying to the next track 😂
He has been possessed by the speed demon
@@arb1ter993 More like possessed by Speedrunner Mario from the terminalmontage animations.
@@EvilMariobot ... who is possessed by a speed demon.
The wario's goldmine here is the most impressive thing i've seen in a long time
so quick the game does not know what part of the track (music) to play
It's so stupidly fast lol
Damn that shit was crazy
That was crazy
The koopa cape run was also crazy
this is the visual representation of how it feels when you are about to fall asleep and then slightly feel like you are being flung at 500 miles per hour as if air resistance and terminal velocity didn't exist
For real
Thats a hypnic jerk its happened to me
Oh, glad that's not just a thing with me.
I'll also completely randomly have my arms and/or legs flail at nothing just before going to sleep, which isn't normally a problem when I'm standing up.
@@thenumberquelve158I did a complete double take when I saw your name. Hope you are doing well 🙂
@@hawkhp9893 Long time no see! Other than the fact it's taking a long time for me to get into grad school, life is great. By pure coincidence I just checked with MeteorCow yesterday as well.
If you're still into Mario Maker you should check out my Beast Needle 0 when you have the time :)
Watching the CPUs fly off at the beginning of the race is like the first hit on a pool table
Accurate lol
LMAO
Takeways:
- Bike optimized for low speed high handling is required.
- Best possible start is actually one of the shorter boosts because of how much speed you have to begin with, sometimes the TAS dosen't even use a start boost
- Drifting slows you down, and hitting walls makes it reasonable to turn.
- The AI doesn't do anything but be comic relief.
And halfpipes give you the speeds necessary for time travel
Unnecessary knowledge that most people won't care about. XD
I think the TASbot is sometimes breakdrifting, to deliberately lose speed (in luigi circuit, for one)
- walls are a suggestion
Him: No ultra shortcuts
Also Him: ignores walls
You can't say it's a shortcut if you treat the intended route as only a suggestion
@@DogsRNice fair enough
I think as long as he passes through all required checkpoints its not an ultra
@@Rose-ez7yn an ultra requires you to pass all the key checkpoints, they may be placed in other locations like grumble volcano's rock which has all the key checkpoints line up on the specific areas on said rock, so i don't quite understand what you mean
@@Quixium in this cc, rock shortcut isn’t even faster because of excessive speed. notice how he takes a long route that somewhat resembles the rock circle
true ultra shortcuts have you take the last checkpoint before the first one, which makes crossing the starting line count as a lap. (I definitely do not have the technical details correct lol)
Just goes to show how difficult rainbow road is versus the other tracks
Is not that hard once you get the hang of it
*versus other tracks*
Nurburgring Nordshlife
complex string
special stage route 7
circuit de la sierra
circuit the sarthe
tokyo express way
@@kousukefujisaka2571shut up bro. Nobody knows what you’re talking about
12:22 baby Mario goes to Europe
“Uh Ohhhhh” - midget Mario
Must be East Germany or Bavaria 😃
That’s North America, he’s going to the Caribbean.
HE CAME INTO MY HOUSE I LIVE IN BELGIUM
He's going to Italy, his father's home!
I love how, because walls are basically a technicality at this point, the question becomes “how fee straight lines can we make this track”
The bots are also a suggestion at this point. They are just bouncing all over the place
Baby Mario’s “I WIN! I WIN!” followed by drowning noises will never not be funny to me
timestamp?
After every single race when baby Mario completes last lap and says I win I win then gets teleported to the map which distorts the sounds making it sound like drowning effects. Idk how you couldvr missed it unless u just read comments before watching videos
@@AzulStryer6:25
Do you really found Dimentio ?
Watching Koopa Cape makes me feel like I'm experiencing the full cycle of life, from birth to death, all in the span of 20 seconds.
3:09 I love how the final lap goes so fast that the sound of the lap completing happens right as the first measure opening completes
Perfection
6:13 also can we appreciate bowser's far away scream here that immediately fades away
And also for Bowser Jr at 8:19
LOL BOWSER
can't forget yoshi at 10:07
Like father like son 😂
@@SuperBox_Ray And Diddy Kong at 7:48
What if I just timestamp every scream ._.
12:10 not a scream, but Rosalina’s cutoff “yeah” is so funny
When you understand the checkpoint system this becomes even more impressive and precise
7:09 the way baby Mario laughs has he gets flung into the endless void killed me
I love how the strat here is automatic drifting into walls
Our man Lakitu is working overtime today to make this TAS possible.
"Sir did you know how fast you were going" "Yes, I was going 99,999 mph" X
Huge props to Lakitu for being able to keep up with you.
hi factz
Lakitu (probably): "I don't get paid enough for this...."
@@greenstarlover1fr😂
What Could Go Shamed ?
The fact that the blue half-pipe jumps just before the finish line on DK Summit extend almost all the way to the cannon is crazy
10:07 dunno why, but Yoshi in this precise moment is too freakin' hilarious
💀
I love how it's basically just a baby exclaiming out in pain from being propelled head on into walls at like mach 69 speed 🤣
“No ultra shortcuts”…. Floats through the entire toad’s factory
Just every character flying off the map and then at the end baby Mario just doing the same kills me. Also, this won’t start up any new crazy speed run categories.
12:49 bro went into orbit 💀
My name is Baby Mario and I'm the fastest baby alive
i think the funniest thing is watching the cpus get blasted at the start of each race on the minimap
edit: dk summit looks so satisfyingly smooth wow
Or how it says all tracks but its really only 16
@@somerandomguy6268 All Wii tracks means that no retro's are used in the run
@@IGVladarski oops my bad
5:23
Luigi is getting a bit too excited on 99,999cc
😳
Only 16 races. I am really success
This Tas guy seems to be really good a video games, and he seems to get around a lot
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤪🤪🤪🤪😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😐
Least repetitive joke on youtube
tas disbelievers be like "must have been cheats"
@@DogsRNiceHe just has a good gaming setup my guy
TOOL ASSISTED 😂😂
Crazy the quacker can fit a 99,999 cc engine
Maple Treeway and Rainbow Road were incredible.
8:55 I WIN I WWWWWWAAAAAAAAA
Thanks for uploading, this brings back memories, seeing the game functioning exactly as it did in 2008...
The mini-maps killed me with laughter lmao. I also hope they're paying Lakitu overtime, and he's gonna need it lol.
TY!! with all the modding people do to make him work overtime, he DESERVES a raise!!
When Baby Mario said "OOH! OW! EEH!" I felt that
The tracks look like a movie studio every time you finish them. Baby M. clipped so far out of bounds he broke the fourth wall, or even the fabric of reality.
2:20: "I must go. My planet needs me." -Baby Luigi, as the "moon" theme from that DuckTales NES game plays.
3:48 HOW DID TOADETTE GO OFF THE MAP BY SO MUCH😭😭😭
Yoshi went even further holy balls
Bro was tryna reach 1st place
Thanks for pointing that out. I had a good laugh
They were trying to escape the madness
I couldn’t tell what was happening in the entire maple treeway run
Same
i love how the thumbnail alone is just a perfect representation of the proceeding madness of going above the speedlimit
I like how baby mario is banished to the abyss after every track
3:46 getting hit by the Yoshi here to gain speed was great lol
Wario's Gold Mine went so fast the unused intro played holy shit
Sir do you know why I pulled you over?
I wonder why.
@@Pulsar_rl in retrospect I think a better question is how 💀💀😭
"I let you"
"Because I was speeding?"
"No, cuz your black"
did not realize this was 99,999cc until Coconut Mall and was absolutely BAFFLED at the speed baby Mario was getting to. Really good TAS though and very entertaining to watch baby Mario just ZOOP through the tracks
The DK Summit race was probably the smoothest performance I’ve ever seen
13:29 Flying out of the world!
9:54 Cpus on mini map look like confetti lol
DK summit looks the funniest, baby mario is just having a blast lmao
That moment when a baby driving a duck scooter crashes through literal mountainous rock at the speed of light
I’m surprised the collision detection holds up so well.
bro's so fast not even the blue shell can touch him
That's actually doable in 200cc
@@dreamtraveler6135 fr?
@@zen7006 yeah, search up "out running a blue shell with free bird playing"
@@dreamtraveler6135 bet
Watching the other racers just scatter across the void trying to keep up w u was so good
8:19 When a child plays the piano
just like i remember it as a kid ❤
3:13 Beautiful timing.
Can we talk about how on the very start of Rainbow Road everyone at straight up DIED?
And they kept racing over the track for the entire match?
That’s so friggin funny
This was equal parts hilarious and impressive. Nice work on this
“I win, I win, haha!”
*proceeds to fall out of the world*
4:35 idk why but baby luigi just floating the across the screen is too funny 💀💀💀💀💀
Toad's Factory final lap was hilarious
"I only care about how mature they are"
My shotgun: 6:47
I love watching the quacker fly like it was always suppose too
Baby Mario after he finishes a race: "I must go, my planet needs me"
Daisy Circuit is pretty much "Remember that jumpscare ultra from 2008? Here's how you can do it in 99999cc!"
This certainly brought back an old memory
@@goodguytongue7159 Well at least the 99999cc version is very tame - the worst that could happen if it goes wrong is clipping out of bounds. No screams into your face this time!
Like how the description says "without any ultra shortcuts", man was going so fast the ground didn't even try to stop him. Lakitu basically gave up on his job, probably couldn't even comprehend which dimension baby Mario was in 90% of the time.
Poor Baby Mario. Tried to follow in Baby Luigi's footsteps, only to end up in the Yukari-Mobile.😂
Dk summit is the definition of incredible 4:59
bro that menu was soo fast wow! GGs also wow your soo good at this max cc TAS
Love how Daisy Circit sounds slow and relaxing yet Baby Mario speed runs through the whole thing lol
at 2:32, you started to do the mushroom Ultra Shortcut lol
I noticed that too lol
I really like how you took faster strategies on the third lap that just sent you flying off the map
Baby Mario: you wanna see something?
Baby Mario: goes through tree
3:03 Look at all of them just take off like a swarm of flies 😂
6:42 A little bit of this, little bit of that ahh circuit
I love how the CPUs can't comprehend this amount of SPEED.
watching the ai take over and immediately phase OOBs when yiu finish a race is so funny to me
Luigi circuit and turtles Turnpike. It’s super impressive. 3:27
I like how close Grumble Volcano was to the 150cc record lmao
it was neat seeing the automatic drift represented in this TAS, it’s funny to see how the more gimmicky mods make automatic superior to manual
WGM and KC runs look awesome ! Well done
MT and RR one too lmao
@@ArthurMK just say the track names bruh 🤦♂️
@@tybr3727 Wario’s Gold Mine, Koopa Cape, Maple Treeway, and Rainbow Road
The grumble volcano run is absurd! That is wild!
Seems like this particular version of the mod lowered the minimum drift speed and didn't scale drift acceleration at all. Considering that this run uses auto, it probably would've been better to use bullet bike instead of quacker to be able to turn faster and accelerate faster while drifting since regular accel still would've been absurdly scaled.
ok science man
Dad when the flight is in 14 hours:
my favorite part is seeing baby mario win every single race and proceed to fall into the void
wahooEEEEEERIOUHIAYE
I love how the results screen is sometimes longer than the track itself.
Bro was protesting to stop babys flying on a duck to outer space on moo moo meadows lmao
Can’t wait to see the retro tracks
You're so good at it despite it being extremely fast! It's also screen recorded just like usual Mario Kart! Very nice.
My favorite part is where the racer head icons get yeeted across the screen
“Anyone who uses a ramp shall be cast into the void”
I'd love to see the retro tracks version of this
It's funny to hear that the music (Koopa Cape, Dry Dry Ruins, all the stages with multiples versions of the song) can't synchronize in time with how fast this baby flies off the map (and drowns) just cracks me up. Rainbow Road was the best for me
Watching Baby Mario shoot into the abyss after every race is funny, sure, but watching the other eleven racers spray into the void is much better.
i love how in almost every track you just phase through walls
If you drink and drive enough you will be able to know what he’s doing.
Bio:no ultra shortcuts
Also him in coconut mall doing the glitch
Watching this in 2x speed was like a fever dream
I love watching the tas do a hard brake to almost a complete stop to get a turn better on rainbow road, then go flying off the side anyway