I finally understand the appeal of bidets (React Court)
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 18 ส.ค. 2023
- This came from my livestream on August 15th, 2023. Catch me live every weekday from 11AM-4PM here: / northernlion
I wanted to mix up my content a little bit and I figured, what better way to use my unique brand of judgemental gaze than to read the top posts on one of the most entertaining subreddits out there: r/AmITheAsshole? Check it out! - เกม
"long distance wasn't working, so we got married"
You just blow in from stupid town?
+2
"I didn't like vacationing in Florida, so I decided to move there instead."
It is so she could come live on the military base with him.
@@goaway9977 right, but that's a hell of a leap to take before you're sure the relationship is going anywhere
"I just blew in from stupid town and boy are my arms tired."
NL forcefeeding us reddit comments scraped off the bottom of a dumpster should become a series
You had me locked in in merely three words brother
it is, you are watchin it
If he does, he should call it “React Court”
this, so much this * redditor has been awarded gold *
"we have a loneliness crisis" as a collective response to all of those comments was just sooo good dude 😂
I never thought the statement “There is a loneliness epidemic” could be used in a context where that is hilarious
NL describing the species of dog he could kill and how he would kill them was unhinged. What a way to wrap up a video.
I thought this was a joke, how foolish of me
He's done this like 5 times now wtf
@@nmyhv1in this situation he would be defending his daughter . Dad strength and adrenaline would smoke that pupper.
@@Donovarkhallum he has been killing dogs in videogames for nearly a decade now, having a daughter is merely an excuse for this psycho now
the rumors of exaggeration were greatly demised lets go
“The joke understander has logged on” has me crying
Ive become so used to reddit that i dont even register these comment threads, but hearing NL read them out loud is the most hilarious shit ever
“am i the bot” left me crying laughing why is this man saying shit like this casually
The bidet story is going down in React Court history along with "The Lord of the Manor"
Dont forget watermelon ass. That also deserves its spot
As well as the one about the husband who left his phone on silent when he went to sleep
Honorable mention to the guy who refused to drive/pick up his girl from the hospital cause the footie game was on lol
'Watermelon ass' is definitely taking up valuable neurons for me
Ya'll are forgetting the criminal who admitted to borrowing some change for a delivery tip, I hope that guy is still rotting in prison like the scum he is!
“A 50 cal bidet”. I love this man 17:14
Lost my shit while driving when I heard the 50 cal comment LMAO🤣
"Kitty rock caught another one" might be the most random ass sentence I've ever heard and now I'm gonna use it all the time
one of my favourites I keep coming back for this
Taking the posts at face value and not calling them bait/creative writing exercises is much more pog inducing
You know she's in trouble when she has to ask reddit if she should divorce her husband
man the cruelest, most devastating burn you can do to a reddit commentor is read their comments straight out loud
The rumours of react court's demise were, in fact, not greatly exaggerated :(
Please keep React court alive!
I love react court and I never want it to end
nl said gamer husbands would rather play ranked games made me realize im the pikmin 4 husband
Me on my 50th ranked set of the hour (sf6)
Competitive Pikmin
I'm the pikmin 4 wife,,
@@Nikowo1610 woah, y'all married?
@@JB-xl2jc well not yet, however I do constantly try to get my partner into pikmin to no avail
What we learned from this episode is this: lock the damn door when your jacking it. Never had someone walk in on me, why? I lock the door.
Nah. Leave it open. If it's locked, people will know you were jacking it. If it's open, you have a chance.
Or just tell her you're gonna jack it and she leaves you alone. Win win.
@@psyjinx Not true, just lock your door EVERY time you use that room. They can't think your jerking it every time you go in there
*fap fap fap*
@@DrDaveDavington what if they know about my incredible stamina?
This is my favorite podcast, I'm glad it's back in full force
Having that comment chain of Reddit jokes read out loud was like being waterboarded.
I'm the wife from the first post, and the game my husband plays is super auto pets or something
Bidet guy should try pegging
For real. I've never heard of a man wanting, needing to get pegged more than this man.
Favorite moments: "sanctimonious motherfuckers" and "kitty rock caught another one"
I think the saddest part of that whole birthday story was that after all that, the Costco cake they got him was a cookie monster cake. Costco has some legitimately amazing cakes; they couldn't have sprung for a truffle chocolate mousse cake, at least?
| I finally understand the appeal of bidets
It needed saying twice.
| it needed saying twice
It needed saying thrice.
YOU DIDN'T DO ANYTHIIIIING
"Pinkies up" is totally where you use only the thumb and pointer finger to very lightly tweak it. You also have to make the blue steel look from Zoolander 😚
They are calling Trump's mughsot Orange Steel lol
This segment is my favorite podcast
Finally, some good fucking food. I knew the rumors were exaggerated..
That sign is the king of closing time. Close at one time, last order at another. Do not come into the restaurant and order in the last half hour. Just don't.
Olivia Munn, everyone, Olivia Munn
Why would you barge in on your partner cranking? just let them cook wtf
Never knew I'd learn how to kill a dog from a Northernlion video
i miss react court so much
Gas Leak Judgement Arc
Ayooooooo SIGNIFICANT water bill increase is crazy 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Jackin it everytime you poop is craaaaazy
happy to see this series back
NL refusing to get off the south park thread made me feel like i was going insane.
'dogs i could fuck up' is probably the funniest streamer teir-list idea
Love these react court vids NL, they are a great listen. Don't let the rumors of it's demise become underexadurated!
"Well well well! Kitty Rock caught another one!"
Hydrogen Bomb vs Coughing Baby. Who would win?
I’m an adult man who is happily married and I also have a stressful and time consuming job. It’s taken me several months to get through Baldur’s Gate 3. 5 years ago I would have blown through it in a month tops. That’s just getting older. When you want to have a wife and you want to have a career that supports a family you have to make sacrifices. It’s just sad when guys treat their spouse so horribly.
It's good that you don't blow through the games quickly tho right? Whenever I finish games quickly I tend to misout on things like character designs, ost, or hidden messages in the game.
The bidet couple was surprisingly wholesome
Watching NL read reddit comments is the best thing I’ve seen this month
A lot of people don’t tip on the alcohol cost of the bill. Extremely low effort to bring over a shot charging 12$ for it and expecting a tip for pouring a shot for 1.5 seconds. For 4 people having about 100$ worth of food and spending much more on alcohol is likely especially if they were “there for 3 hours” Not advocating for tipping that low just a potential reason.
I love you Ryan.
Thank you for being here for us
NL's door dash section made me cry, I haven't laughed so hard in forever. His stories are funnier to me than reactions to controversy. 😂
Oh boy here we go
I love the Joke Understander
13:24 i know a guy who is like the husband in the first post. He has kids.
You ever seen a grown man have a temper tantrum, and i mean red in the face crying and screaming temper tantrum, at his toddler and baby mother because she asked him to stop playing destiny 2 and get food for his daughter.
I love that we're back in court
The bidet story... do y'all not have locks on the bathroom doors? I lock the door for the usual business, but if I were to give myself a handshake I'd double check...
Reddit is unhinged. They jump straight to leave instead of "have a big long talk... then leave"
not buying her birthday gift?! GIRL GET HIM OUUUUUT!!!!! KICK HIM OUT
The BIDET STORY 🤣
I'm cackling! Holy smokes that is GOLD
I play fall guys with my wife (she's not my wife or girlfriend even, but I'm trying)
Anyway, bring react court back
Oh no, NL is talkin about killin dogs again 😂 this always goes well
Those bidet post comments were like pulling teeth
1:12:15 😂 I have never read about that but that’s pretty much how I imagined you would do it.
I thought I would never see the day
18:00 the take away here is to always knock
"by the way im your best-friend" has to be the funniest thing i heard
That dasher was like "I fell down and ravioli on me"
The letting a doordash driver come in makes me wonder, would you let a trick-or-treater use your bathroom?
19:50 "relationship" wasn't the r word I thought you were gonna say it would do a lot of damage to.....
wrecked 'em.
Why was the first one so familiar? Was it posted twice?
every single comment in that south park thread took a year off of my life
The comments under the bidet post felt like I was on safari
Ryan Gary 'Ickologist' Letourneau
Info: they didn't let him into art school
Nl should do one where he has subway surfers playing on the side and he just doesnt acknowledge it.
react court is BACK!
Any way we could get nl to browse in dark mode for the people who are listening to sleep. My gf hates the bright lights I don't mind but I love the reddit posts
oh god the funniest parts is when he reads the redditor comments
im a simple person, i see a straight man admire a bidet, i click
Two Hot Takes is honestly the podcast of reddit posts where they should just break up, with the occasional feel good.
NL ripping into Redditors is top tier content for me
"Let the Goodwill of ppl decide a fair pay of my service staff" - every Restaurant owner in the US and CA prob...
Customers like it because it gives them more control, servers like it because it gives them more money. Every other restaurant that opens tries to be a “no tip restaurant” and it doesn’t work. It’s very much a cultural thing.
React court my beloved
This man's memory is inhuman
Chat just feeding him straight up lies about Sweden
No wonder he does, he's been getting pegged for a while now.
9:23 This really needed saying twice
NL Simpson: I didn't kill your dog, but if I did, here's how I would have done it
These are the times I think Dante might not be as crazy as I thought (in comparison to the average joe)
after Sunday is just Monday duh
Haven't watched the video but is he suggesting the bidets won in appellate court?
and here I was greatly exaggerating the demise of react court
saving my marriage one poem at time
In the "murdered by dasher" scenario I think you refusing them access to use the restroom is more likely to be the straw that breaks the camels back that causes them to start blasting.
an ick whisperer..
NL birthday overlaps with Thanksgiving sometimes?! My birthday overlaps with Thanksgiving sometimes! Me you him me???
THEY CALLED IT DEMISED BUT IT'S ANYTHING BUT
with a title like that you know i gotta click
Pikmin 4 mentioned
As a Belgian who got a little called out, 5 bucks per person as a tip for 3.5hours of service (if it was good service) seems reasonable even for Belgian standards.
As a Dutch guy, I disagree. We round up, and the number of people doesn't really factor into it.
@@JigglePhysics3000 Sure, but it's common knowledge you Dutch lot are cheapskates. )
@@GillesBomon that was the joke 😅
Edit: although it's a stereotype for a reason lol
@@JigglePhysics3000 German here. We round up as well :D I actually couldn't imagine giving someone a 20€ tip.
@@kawamurakreutz maybe if the sevice/food was absolutely excellent
reddit really likes avoiding their problems
1:36
Its so funn he's so confused about the people in the twotakes subreddit. The podcast is the most normie shit i ever seen and it confuses me so much