AITA for being insanely bad at telling the truth? (React Court)
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 22 ต.ค. 2022
- This came from my livestream on October 19th, 2022. Catch me live every weekday from 11AM-4PM here: / northernlion
I wanted to mix up my content a little bit and I figured, what better way to use my unique brand of judgemental gaze than to read the top posts on one of the most entertaining subreddits out there: r/AmITheAsshole? Check it out! - เกม
"What are scissors but two knives persevering" is a top tier quote.
Goated with the sauce
Every commenter whispered a reverent "fuck" under their breaths
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@@imixmusic8377 tree weee
as soon as he said “what are two scissors” i knew what was coming, and i hated it
I’d like to preface this by saying that it in no way affects how I view you as a person. I don’t think that it’s a good measure of who someone is.
That being said, you’re bald
Nah he's just wearing headphones man don't worry about it
@@JakeFish5058 his headphones cover Ryan's trademark horizontal mohawk
a little bald, yes
+2
He's BALD?!
The op who called the girl fat should just call her and say “I’m sorry that I thought you were fat. I don’t think you’re fat anymore.” That should fix the problem.
"Her Grandma just died" is a better plot twist than 6th Sense
Still a better love story than twilight
I read it and it’s definitely not friggin real lmaooo how can a twist be this good
Granny was dead the WHOLE TIME???
That is absolutely the fakest story on earth but the twist was really funny.
Christ, this season of React Court is unhinged. I'm the one getting stunlocked now.
Same. When I get into an internal rant I just keep telling myself its AI generated interactions. Helps me cope.
@@Buggabones oh simulation theory my dog? here's one for you
maybe YOU are running a simulation on your own self
@@Buggabones I don't think it's AI or anything, I think 90+% of the posts are just written by people who are making shit up for karma
I thought the concert guy was going to be mad and confused because his girlfriend didn’t act mad until they got home or something, but omg was I wrong. The gf tried her hardest to salvage the night, but the bf was determined to sabotage it.
It's gotta be fake
It didn't happen
@@JB-xl2jc nothing ever happens... You dont know insane people? I know people that are more derranged than that guy is. This could totally be true.
@@CZProtton it's not that I am in disbelief of all things on AITA, just that the wording, thought pattern as laid out, and the casual "btw granny died" twist at the end seems unlikely to be natural even for someone who's "out there".
I think he’s just a man child that’s mad he didn’t get laid after trying to do the bare minimum of being a decent person and failing
If his knives are fancy/sharp, he really should be cleaning them by hand immediately after using them. Leaving them dirty for days could be just as bad as putting them through the dishwasher. Also you should never leave a sharp knife in a sink. That being said OP probably shouldn’t be putting them in the dishwasher. But it seems like they can work it out.
Bald NL standing out at a hatsune miku concert dodging giant backpacks, because his wife wanted to go is a hilarious thing to picture
"Take some of this tubby" literally almost made me fall out of my chair, comedy gold. Thank you NL.
28:08
NL slowly converting all the measurements, multiplying them together, and concluding that a woman is 30lbs gives me life
React Court is truly the McDonald's Sprite of TH-cam videos
So true, bestie
It never fails to hit me right in the McDonald's Sprite. It's pumpkin spice season, that time of year when we all enjoy a McDonald's Sprite shared between friends.
I dropped my phone on his head and that MFer started charging!
Regular or the, I'm now discovering this minute, discontinued Tropic Berry sold exclusively there?
I'd say it's more like a cinema coke but to each his own
NL referring to the girlfriend as "derpina" annihilated me, holy cow
Dishwasher lady is actually like my co-worker, he uses blunt knifes because he is scared of cutting himself but that only makes it more likely to cut himself when he has to use more force with a blunt knife
15:55 I always hate Reddit comments that say this lmao. Pre emptively making their argument the scrubby underdog speaking truth to the masses while also being a completely average take
redditors trying to impress other redditors is so embarrassing
The Her Grandmother just died post sounds like an I Think You Should Leave sketch my god.
"Hey babe, wanna go get drinks to finish off the night?"
"You don't go OUT in the city, there's crime ALL OVER the place! We're going to my house, where it's SAFE. Crazy woman."
Bald man DESTROYS redditors with FACTS, LOGIC AND POG.
*bald boomer
@@MrVovansim *former rumbleverse pro
FACTS, LOGIC, AND PEG**
Mcdonald's sprite sanest enjoyer*
54:26 I've been watching NL for about a year and this bit is the hardest I've laughed at anything from him ever!!! "Happy birthday to the ground" I lost it.....
just got to that bit and laughing my ass off too.
That bit made me cry from laughter it was so good +2
Absolute +2 from me.
The most entertaining and most distressing series on this channel
You haven’t seen NL play SAP on a hedgehog week.
@@william14able My perspective is warped. Have you considered the possibility that I myself am a Hedgehog Maniac.
forky had the audacity to have some marinara stuck to him for 2 dishwasher cycles :O
forky deserves death
legendary bit
This guy who bought his girlfriend concert tickets is actually maybe the craziest OP in the history of this series. The absolutely unmatchable mix of knee-jerk ghoulish political reactionaryism and a brutally poor ability to read social cues.
not to mention just deleting the venue emails for no reason other than to fuck with his gf, and presumably getting mad she didn't have sex with him after he ruined the night, also for no reason. mfer, you almost did worse than nothing.
so true +2
"I actually enjoyed being there surprisingly, so we decided to leave early [for some reason]" had me doing a double take and it got so so much worse from there
What politics were there? Did I miss something?
@@TheMightyP00tis he literally demanded that him and his girlfriend leave after a "fun" night out because a city is "crime-ridden". An area near a big venue that is holding a concert lol
It's so funny that the miku song isn't even close and I still know which one he means, truly iconic.
which one is it it sounds so familiar
@@mijuzs8894 I thought it might be Ievan Polkka? But that's also the only Miku song I've ever heard
@@jimmyredd hahaha that's her most famous song of course it is
Sounds more like Worlds's End Dancehall's chorus to me (hop step de odorou ka...)
I'll go on record to say the Costco pizza is by far the best $10 pizza you will find anywhere...not even close to the best pizza in general, but the value is incredible!
Frankly depending on where you live it’s probably the only 10 dollar pizza you’ll find.
47:43 oh my god it's absolutely distressing that I'm almost 100% certain he's referring to Ievan Polkka.
Being mad about your knives getting dulled in the dishwasher but leaving them dirty and in the sink for days is absolute buffoonery. "I am super anal about my knife care but actually only about one very minor part and am happy to fuck them up anyway reeeeeeee"
I also have a thing with knives and I totally get being afraid of sharp knives but not dull ones. Like, you have to use knives to cook, so you get used to them in some capacity, but when you hear that a knife is so sharp that it requires special care, there's a part of you that just can't help but vividly imagine what accidentally cutting yourself with it would be like whenever you look at it.
Ironically, sharp knives are actually safer, since they need less force and stay on the same plane more easily.
Top tier content. This makes me feel like I’m having conversations about crazy situations and people with a good friend.
Knowing what I know now about fat phobia in the modern world, the question “do you think I’m fat?” is such a loaded question. Like, you obviously care whether or not you’re fat, which is why you’re asking, and you obviously think one if preferable, or else you wouldn’t ask. Taking the default “oh no you’re not fat” stance does a lot to harm people’s perception of fat people, like it’s taboo or wrong to be fat. It’s a non starter question and personally, if somebody asked me, I would just turn 360 degrees and moonwalk away
“I think you look great!”
yeah. the fat thing is difficult. I've been in relationships with bigger girls on occasion. and you'd need an infinite amount of 'body positivity' to not hear 'you're fat' without a kneejerk 'insulted' reaction occuring. on that note, if he really wanted to not lie, but also soften the blow, a) the preface doesn;t help. at all. just say the thing you're going to say. It's like bring your child into a room and starting with "just to be clear, we both still love you and nothing that we might be about to say will ever change that, okay?" it's just not helping. b) fatphobia in mind, no one is happy about bing a 'fat person'. if you have to ackneledge excess body fat, you do it in a way that's compartmentalized. There is a person, and then maybe they have a few extra pounds on them. it allows for the idea that the extra weight is something that's not intrinsically a part of them. and the word fat by itself is best avoided entirely. use chubby. call it a muffin top. says something about being 'medium-thicc'. 'could stand to lose a few pounds.'
but yeah, not being asked the question in the first place is the best.
@@Dhamphyre "i asked if i looked fat, not if i was ugly"
My new meta is whenever I have to say something negatively about someone, I hit them with some even worse shit as a distraction. Lady asks me if she's fat, my response: "I think you're a bad person but not because you're fat." Run away as they recoil from the blow of the double whammy.
@@Providence83 astronomically based
the 1st one has the easiest fix just put a container next to the sink that dirty knives goes in. so he doesint need to worry about the dishwasher and there literally beside the sink in a box so not hard to miss
The Forky bit slayed me, but the fact that "juicing their down payments" had me in stitches has forced me to realize I've finally reached adult humor and I dont like it
The house one is weird, dude needs to be asking the question of if he wants to be with her for life. If you are married/in a relationship and buying a house you are a united team. When she is pregnant and is on maternity is she going to say “nah babe you don’t have to manage the costs while I’m out of action we both have to maintain separate finances.”
What about years down the line and they get inheritance? Is that going to be completely separate from each other? It just doesn’t seem like they can work as a team.
My thoughts as well, you're going into a partnership, not an individualship. Maybe he should get married to the parents, seeing as how they're better at contributing to their relationship than the fiancee is. What kind of selfish person gets money from their parents as a gift to help pay the down payment on a house that they're trying to buy with their future husband/wife, and says "Great, now I get to keep my half of the payment in my savings and I get a little extra on top for myself." That's not her contribution, that's her parents'. If they didn't give the money, was she still not going to pay anyway? Way I see it, they should have split the rest of the payment between them, or done what NL said and used it to make a bigger down payment for a smaller principle on the loan.
Internet debates that get the most traction are the most debatable, often because the very starting point is flawed or can easily be interpreted in multiple ways
r/AITAfiltered
yes, internet debates that receive the most debate are the most debatable.
@@jaqf
Things that are blatantly controversial for sake of controversy, intentionally obscuring the truth for the better story is a tragedy of the age of information. The most flammable spreads
Damn, when did reddit flip to dislike the "I'm not rude, just honest" people? They used to be the main redditors back in my day.
They all moved to NLs react court comment section
Northernlion's impression of dishes in a dishwasher is one of the finest pieces of acting I've ever seen.
He broke 3 vertebrae in 4 places doing it. It was worth the sacrifice.
Speaking from experience, if your spouse asks if you think they are fat, and you *do* think they are fat, you have already lost regardless of your answer. There is no escape from that situation that will result in everyone walking away unscathed.
Just gotta steer the conversation towards how much you love their big ass. Adapt and overcome
I once suggested to my ex she used to look a lot better when she was "healthy". Easiest way I could have said it. (when we met she went to the gym 3 times a week, was on a strict diet, and had a personally trainer) Didnt hear the end of that for about 3 years. She'd bring it up about 50 times a day. Shit was super annoying. Girls hold on to stuff forever so choose your words very carefully even if you mean no harm.
@@Buggabones yeah that was just dumb and pretty mean on your part lol
@@jackiep2042 Nah dog he got sold fake goods
@@Mrjiggles248 you won’t be a virgin forever (hopefully)
I actually laughed out loud when NL did the bit about what he does with his dishwasher and the dialouge he imagines the rest of the dishes say after the first dish got thrown out. One of the funniest and probably one of the best 10/10.
We have entered a new era of NL where he can say “her father” without impersonating the former Governor of California
NL taking Kate to Hostune miku is golden you’re the man NL
OP in the “do you think I’m fat” post is, to me, a good example of intelligence vs. wisdom. OP technically did the right thing by asking if the person wanted an honest opinion and also made the disclaimer about not valuing them differently. On paper, it might seem tactful, but wisdom is about being emotionally intelligent enough to realize that it’s just not worth it to hurt someone over something so meaningless.
I'd like to preface this by saying that it in no way affects how I view OP as a person. I don't think that neurodivergence is a good measure of who someone is. That being said, OP is a little autistic.
Yes, you put into words what I thought about it. It's not a sign of emotional intelligence to be "radically honest", even when it's technically true.
Maybe the girlfriend shouldn't have asked, but everyone has a moment of weakness and the need for reassurance. She could be just vulnerable that moment so she asked her bf and the OP.
And plus, she wasn't even that fat (according to the OP). I assume she was 5-7 kilos above her healthy weight. In that case, a little bit of lie would be a sign of true emotional intelligence.
@@user-qo8om3zt3g I actually 100% disagree. I think this was a lose lose situation for OP. and he probably read the situation correctly and just wrong place wrong time, damned if you do, damned if you don't.
@@cartoonhanks1708 we won't agree because it's the matter of personal morals.
But the way I see it, the girl was barely above the normal BMI. It's not like she was 150 kilos and then asked that question. So a little lie is way more humane than being "radically honest". If the OP would show just *a little bit* of empathy, he wouldn't even have to go on Reddit to seek validation.
Also I am 99.9% sure that if his boss asks why he is late or didn't finish the project, he wouldn't say "Oh sorry, just didn't feel like it". But then again, OP is really young, so he can enjoy his "high" morals until his first paycheck comes.
@@cartoonhanks1708 OP had nothing to lose by just reassuring an insecure person.
Goated dishwasher bit. Thank you for the blessed react court content NL.
Knowing NL went to a Hatsune Miku concert will forever live rent-free in my head
Kate and NL at a Hatsune Miku concert, I love that for them. I hope ticket bro is not real.
excellent time to learn about some very sane people as I'm trying to fall asleep
People talk about the posts being fake, but I think that British guy's *comment* was fake. That was 100% an American trying to write a British person
I love how just saying "Yes" to "Am I fat?" would have been so much better, thanks for the great react court as usual. Also they seem to skip the very important detail of how they said they responded to asking if it should be an honest answer, noones going to say no to that question
Something tells me it's not about the pizza
Idk if I hosted a party and someone came and said the food was disgusting and asked if they could go buy themselves something else I'd be pretty pissed off.
It's all store bought shit, the guest wasn't giving this huge indictment of the quality of the hosts cooking or anything.
@@shrimpchris6580 You _dare_ say that in _my_ house!? _John Costco's house!?_
@@goaway9977 You need to learn to let little things go, then. She didn't offend the OP's cooking skills or party throwing abilities or make the OP pay for the new food...she just wanted different pizza. "Someone wants different pizza than the pizza I provided, so they bought their own" is the smallest problem I can imagine.
@@JD-wu5pf I don't know where you guys are getting the idea that the fact that he didn't make the pizza himself some how makes what she said okay. When someone you don't know very well invites you into their home and offers you food you don't tell them it's disgusting. You can do that with an actual friend or family, but not someone you barley know. It's the height of rudeness frankly. If you don't like the food just don't eat it and get something else once you leave.
"take some of this, TUBBY" sent me, holy cow
I really feel like if I posted my problems on aita and the egg reacted I could get a lot of issues sorted out
Then why don't u give it a try anon
Mwgamind strategy
47:40 I feel like it's a bad sign that I recognized worlds end dancehall from that
dude same
"much like gollum"
That sent me 😂
I did not have NL singing Hatsune Miku on my 2022 bingo card.
That knife husband is a hypocrite.
If you care that much about your knives, you dont put them into the god damn sink. Its same level like putting them into dishwasher. So NTA in my eyes, I have my fancy knives gf is not allowed to touch, and I also take care of them, just to make sure they dont end up in sink/dishwasher 😂
I have fancy knives 🔪 ✨ too and exactly, I wash them after I've used them! He's being lazy and expecting too much from someone with a phobia. Take thirty seconds to do it yourself and solve everything.
Yeah I also hate when my GF touches my fancy knives. I mean hell, I'm putting so much work in sharpening them, cleaning and mind you, doing that without leaving any fingerprints on them! But now since my SO touched them I can't even go and stab my neighbors anymore smh. Relationships are so annoying.
That's a good point actually.
All memes aside, I get EXTREMELY pogged up whenever I see a React Court in my recommended. Half the time it's recommending an old episode to me but fuck it's so good.
Let's goo I absolutely love the frequency of React Court during this gaming drought
the nudist allegory doesn’t really work when she’s not in the room yea?
the fancy knife story confuses me. if they can't go in the dishwasher because they'll go blunt why does he let them lie around dirty? that'll make them blunt too lmao
Why would lying around dirty blunt them? The dishwasher blunts them because they get blasted with high pressure very high temperature water for a long time.
@@nakodares5982 It's the soap too. Dishwasher soap is made to scrub the dishes in the dishwasher.
@@joewilson3393 You're right yep, sorry forgot about that part too
@@nakodares5982 also sink is usually made from metal. or pot, untensils etc. that are usually also put inside sink, all made from metal. perfect for dulling your knives. husband is just a hypocrite
@@og_werwest I'm not necessarily agreeing. I don't know that leaving knives out will blunt them anywhere near as much as putting them in the dishwasher, but I may be wrong.
That dude calling the girlfriend "a little bit fat" really just said the worst things possible lmao. He already states he doesn't find her fat but only a little chubby, okay so you DON'T think she's fat but still thought it necessary to say "a little bit yes"? Starting with "do you want my honest opinion?" is already a horrible decision to start.
I mean you could not ask people how they perceive your body size to avoid that altercation all together
@@Chadronius You dumbasses actually exist huh?
@@Chadronius she is his girlfriend, not a stranger
@@Blaurot no, she is the girlfriend of his friend
@@Blaurot nah, the guy who called the lady fat wasn't attached to her. The guy was friends with the woman's boyfriend.
the pizza one is so not everyone sucks. the gf doesnt want to order her own special pizza. she wants him to LEAVE and go get it for her lmao
The whole critique and reasoning around the "radical honesty" thing was one big disaster, I love it!
Babe wake up the rumors of react court’s demise have been greatly exaggerated
Babe wake up there's another react court comment that goes "babe wake up the rumors of react court's demise have been greatly exaggerated"
I felt like MrKrabs and the robot song when NL did the Hitsune Miku song 😂
Jesus christ, there is no way in this universe that post about the boyfriend taking his girlfriend to the concert is real... absolute theatric levels of idiocy on display.
The grandmother plot convinced me that it's fake
20 year olds break their ankles almost as fast as someone will end up breaking their faces
"Take some of this, Tubby," gave me a good belly laugh.
“You don’t go out In the city” my guy I’m like 99% sure that’s exactly what people do. I live in a city with an upsetting crime rate. People still go out all the damn time. Like I’m sure there’s some exception somewhere but since he didn’t specify which city, in all likelihood people definitely do go out in the city
If it was a concert in DC or Baltimore I would understand.
it sounds like really racist dudes when they talk about detroit. like it's fine buddy i walk around at night all the time
If people didn't go out in the city, where does the OP think all the crime happens?
@@JD-wu5pf he think 0.0001% of people go out in the city, but those people all get murdered.
Some people are literally out of their mind insane with their irrational fears.
I totally get knife-phobia lady’s fear of certain knives more than others. I saw my dad 🔪 my mum (she’s ok, twas a light stabbing) and I get very uneasy around all knifes - but some DO look more stabby than others!
I wonder if my neighbors were scared when I busted out Ricki Don't Lose that Number as you sang it.
When I watch this with my eyes unfocusd, NL looks like albino megamind
Court is now in session!
I fucking love for all the niche Vancouver jokes, thanks baldy
I’ve been waiting for this for a long time.
"Only eat 1-4 slices" made me lol
Wait...the husband gets upset when his wife washes his fancy knives in the dishwasher, because it dulls them...but he leaves them dirty in the sink or the counter for days? What the hell?
As someone who's into fancy knives, this completely stunlocked me. I can't even get to the part about the wife's fear of the knives -- what kind of a psychopath buys a nice set of knives and leaves them sitting out dirty for days at a time?
why did he describe steely dan using a fall out boy line this mans train of thought is incredible
Only way this could be better if it was in dark mode in order to save my phone battery. Keep up the good work
NTA on the "Am I fat?" one, entirely the fault of the person asking the question in any situation like that, and pandering to it obviously just makes whatever complex she has about it worse.
NOOOOO I HEARD ABOUT REACT COURTS DEMISE, I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS THE LAST ONE
those are greatly exaggerated rumors
heresy! the lies you spew shall not go unpunished by the courts!! count your days miscreant…
Somehow React Court returned!
HOW COULD THIS POSSIBLY BE, IT'S THE BEST FRINGE & CRINGE REACT CONTENT ON THIS CHANNEL
“Happy birthday to the ground.” LMAO
react court just gets better every time
54:11 is the greatest bit NL has ever said. Extreme +2
The Costco pizza guy was afraid her pizza would mog his 😂😂
possible that I am to paranoid about my knives, would not put them in dishwasher, but also clean them and dry them as soon as i stopped using them. does not leaving them dirty in the sink ruin them more than dishwasher does? for days i mean...
If you cant have the knives out but cant clean them, move them somewhere that doesnt bother you, like the sink
"MUCH LIKE GOLEM" is killing me
The "Info: Was it Imagine Dragons?" fucking killed me 😄
The I’m not like other girls bit was so accurate. Exactly what that comment was lol
It likely comes from the fact that me and my spouse handle our finances in a wholistic way but I think separating finances in marriage is so strange. It's almost like you're approaching a life partnership from the perspective of being personally and separately prepared for the worst.
It seems really good for guaranteeing an equal split (which is good). It seems really good at avoiding worst case scenarios. I just really trust my spouse not to put me in a situation where I have to worry about either thing.
Do what you want obviously, just never really seemed like the way I wanted to approach things.
same. just sharing, me and my spouse is the embodiment of opposites attracts -- when it comes to financial decision it could really cause state-level argument that really made us question each other's ideology and life choices, but ultimately we want the same goal, just different means. healthy productive discussion is the key here to keep each other's agency while achieving the shared goal.
For the house buying couple they also had a wedding on the way so I'd imagine the money was also for the wedding cost.
Wtf, knives that get dull in the dishwasher? That's a Water Jet Cutter, Sir.
“Take some of this, tubby”
The forky bit killed me
The concert story felt watching like The Room
“it had two chances, it let me down twice. happy birthday to the ground” this is why I watch nl
I dont see how simply putting the knives in the dishwasher to then be taken out to be washed normally would blunt the knives? I own a dishwasher and the space for silverware is similar to the space for silverware on my dishrack and that doesnt dull my knives
I feel like with the knives she could take an old opaque tupperware and put them underneath that in the side sink or somewhere, but I think in the moment she is (subconsciously at least) taking the route that will cause the most friction bc it was so jarring to her that she feels like this is the only way to get across the knives need to be cleaned sooner.
Some very good ones are comming up at react court. read some articles and looking forward to seing how Ryan judges the situation. Its spicy.
Babe wake up the rumors of the demise of react court are vastly overstated
This is the best series of videos on the internet
I think the knife people should just sit down and agree on what she should do if she finds the knives laying out, whether it's yelling at him or like throwing a towel over them or something, maybe even like put them in the sink and then cover the sink with something. I imagine it would also help her anxiety if she at least knows what to do and she doesn't have to panic about how to dispose of the knives.
17:00 "Hey! Mind if I take off my clothes and lounge around on your furniture like a cat?" is SO fucking funny, this comment is 10/10 and is right on the money as well
the 100% science based mmo is such a deep cut