James May opens some weird fan mail | Mail Time Ep.2
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 9 พ.ย. 2019
- James asked and you guys delivered, Mail Time is go! After our first episode, you guys have been sending in packages for May to open and inspect, before offering them up to send to whoever wants them! In this edition of Mail Time, James opens some packages to reveal a lovely glass vial, a food package from France and a rather dodgy rabbit. If you fancy one of the trinkets sent in to James, comment below or on his DriveTribe article with why you should have it!
Here's James May's post: bit.ly/32terAU
And if you'd like to send something in for May to open on the next episode, the address is in the video.
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I feel like I could watch James May boil an egg and be entertained by it.
John subscribe to food tribe for that
@@achievementbird2641 Only if the boiled egg is smothered in creme fresh
Give it a week or two and he'll be doing egg mayonnaise sandwiches
don't give him ideas like this, he'll actually do it
He’s done poachies on toast over on his unemployment tube... 🍳🍞👍🏻
I would like Steve's duck so I can return it back to him myself
The best thing is with the infinite perversity of charity shops, it'll reach Steve one day.
This one must win!
Email in at once
I laughed so hard to this, hope he’ll give it to you
you, sir, are hilarious 😂😂😂
I'm sure Jeremy Clarkson would love having the toilet paper.
On his lavoratory RV
Or his BMW that Hammond stole for his Subaru
The grand tour merch
Yessss...
For when many poos have shot out of his ani
0:34 in Richard Hammond size😂
James:
“Nobody here is paid well”
.........
“Except me of course”
@Bill of Rights except that isn't true.
Darn, there is no other option on the report button anymore.
I was trying to report the comment above for ‘lies’
@@BobsRockets my comment, or the BoR's one which contains lies?
Yours
I would like the Captain Slow lavatory paper as it is right up my alley, or at least hopefully will be soon.
You have to win it now!😂
That's one way to see Captain Slow get sh*t faced
I believe you should be the winner
Okay doc
Nice surname
"I make only one demand, do not return it to me."
Masterful letter.
Russian Alarm Clock: *rings*
James May: "CLOCKSOOOOON!!!!!!!!"
Your profile pic looks like mashrutka.
Give the captain slow bog roll to Clarkson. He'd love it.
I was thinking the same thing :)
Same here
Maybe he could do an impromptu auction between Hammond and Clarkson and the proceeds go to some charity?
@Bill of Rights You know that the wshow isn't on the bbc anymore do you?
Everybody like this so he sees it
"This is to be redistributed to me" - James May's Communism Tribe
@@stacia6678 Are you Chinese?
More people who need to read books about political ideas.
@@phoneboxchicken4108 Can't. They were all burned!
Whoever sent the message in a bottle is a mastermind
It was amazing!
I would like Steve’s duck to give to my biology teacher as a present, he loves ducks and is an amazing teacher that actually cares, he’s leaving this year and it would be the perfect leaving present to give to him.
“Looks around room for things to send to James May”
Same.
I was just thinking the same..!!!
@Bill of Rights I have like half a kilo of a herbal tea, I have brought from Jordan like 5 years ago... looks right!.. sounds like a plan!
Actually, even better, I was thinking about sending the herbal tea (it is real herbal tea, but it look right) from Germany in a small bag as an anti-Brexit statement!
"Do not send it back to me"
Something tells me he received it as a gift as well.
"Remember to always cut toward yourself." Kids
I want a video series of Clarkson making fun of this
NippyMoto Same lol
"I'd like the toilet paper"
Mr. Jeremy Clarkson
@Bill of Rights Brainwashed sheep.
Dear James. I'd really like the duck thingy to give as a gift to my dad. When I was younger some similar birds nested close to our house. He hated them and will probably hate the duck.
Master of The salt mines 😂😂😂😂😂
I need it to store some weed 😅
Glorious.
@@tronixfix a good place to store weed is in the trash bin where it belongs...
Bottle of bellend was beautiful, what a lovely keeper. So thoughtful. Incredibly funny too see the funny side which makes it more so. Well done sir, too you both.
Whose laughing at the "bellend" bottle being the thing he cherishes the most?
el scientifico I just looked up what "bellend" means. It's not what I expected.
Dear Mr May,
I would very much like to have the tattoo stickers so I can apply them to the bumper of my mate's car without telling him.
Cheers!
Michael Pallotta mr may this man deserves it
I would love to have the Captain Slow Toilet Paper because I could say: “James may saved my ass” in a literal way
This has to win !
I second this..... surely it wins
"O clock." 🤣 I liked it
“LEGO speed champion mustang in Richard Hammond size”. I’m already laughing and the video just started
"A pound, a British pound, soon to be completely worthless." 😂😂😂
Might be a bonus for exports 😀
Our Dutch guilders could be exchanged I believe a YEAR after happy euro times kicked in. Ask the tax authorities how to exchange your illegal income savings without waking them up. Ha ha ha ha.
Yeah, I wouldn't take what Mr M says or thinks too seriously.
Pound will go up in value after Brexit
@@morganmorris2698 if they leave with a no-deal pound will devaluate pretty badly
dear James, i would like the duck to keep my guitar picks and weed in it
Dude that's the perfect place for guitar picks, I can relate to the pain of losing them 😂
You know, you can put your weed in there.
mihael 420 😂😂😂 good man
Okay doc
@D Murrman You know someone's really cool when they smoke weed and have 420 in their name.
I want the porno bear as I have nothing to give my dad for a joke Christmas present, and that would be absolutely amazing!!!
My grandfather has been collecting ducks much like the one in the video for years, they watch over his living room, I'm sure he would love it.
I need to find some crap to give you
HAJBAJ how did you post this comment 12 minutes ago when it say this video was posted 5 mins ago
Olly Pearce_NZ time travel
@@hkgt333 Probably from Samoa
@@pearce_nz science
there's no need really, Hamster and the Orangutan give him plenty of crap regularly... 😉😅
Jeremy Clarkson is suddenly writing a note as to why he needs Captain Slow toilet roll
😂🤣🤣
Hello James,
I would like the Fiat piggy bank so that I can fill it with $0.05 coins and call it the 'Cinque "cento"'.
Thanks.
This TH-cam channel is basically the new version of James may's Man Lab
Except James May is actually on it. ... lol
You can sense this is James’s lifetime dream come true. Answering mail
Dear Dr May
May I please have the distasteful pottery duck as my stepmother and I secretly hate each other and this would be the perfect gift to ruin her poncy new house!
Thanks Awfully!
Poor duck, it deserves a loving home
@@enricoleite9556 not this duck!
I was going to ask for it, but your reason is much better.
@@narrowgauger4229 I thought so too! Means I dont have to buy her anything for Christmas 😂😂
I have similar situation with my mother in law, with the difference we are openly telling each other and I don't have to give her anything as she is also only a stepmother, so don't bother sending anything she would not deserve it.
If you have a spare fancy car I wouldn't mind though! (One Clarkson didn't "fix" possibly?)
I haven't laughed this hard in a long time XD
The bottle message killed me😆
After years of captain slow , I can watch anything from him
"Remember always cut towards yourself" :D
Principal towards your buddy not your body.
Dear Mr May,
I would like the Fiat Cinquecento money box as I used to have a British Leyland money box but it’s gone on strike.
good one sir.
This’ll win
I’ve never been so happy to see others win things I wanted
My grandparents always had this strange duck candle sitting on their table when I was growing up. When my grandfather passed, my grandmother no longer wanted the duck, and seeing as nobody else in the family would take it because well, it’s a candle shaped like a duck, the responsibility for caring for it fell to me. I now am the owner of a duck candle, and I think Steve’s duck would make a nice friend for him. This is why I would like the duck.
Dear Mr.May,
back several years when I was in the scouts my father came across a wooden duck which we burned at our annual bonfire, which we watched slowly become ash save for its glass eyes which stared at us while its body burned. I feel as though I must have this duck to put on my mantle in order to appease the soul of this long ago burned mallard
give this man the duck
What soulless abomination would burn a wooden duck? Such a sacred object! The wrong must be righted!
Dear Mr May
I would like item 1 (ie the stickers+bunny) because one of my professors has a “porn is lame sticker” and I would like to hang the bunny next to it. Please Cinsider.
Gavin Hartnett
Its a real pleasure to watch for James May some sort of passion in unboxing and study any item. Hypnotizing(:
James May, a such a variety of personality in one person, always a joy to watch!
In Richard Hammond size 😂 I love that
Hi James
I would like the Alcoholic Alligator thing because it reminds me of myself.
I want the bogg roll: Whenever I get the runs captain slow can slow it down!
“Wasn’t he a stunt man?”
Chuck Norris wants to know your location
_"In Richard Hammond size"_
XD
I would like the bog roll so I can forward it on to Jeremy Clarkson.
Agreed that definitely should be done
Okay doc
“No one here is payed very well... Apart from meeee!”
a real English gentleman! theres not many James Mays in the world! such a humble and moddest man. youngsters, take note!
I want the toilet roll to remind me to take my time
Bear Bear 😂😂😂😂
Don’t over do it...
Wasnt he a Stuntman or something?
That's Chuck Norris
Ah
With english not beeing my native speech - I learnt a new word today. Bellend. Thanks James May for bringing free education to the world in this exquisite format!
Him giving away stuff in the beginning...
I’ve never seen him be so fast and lively... 😂😂😂😂
I would like the fiat because I am a Richard Hammond sized man and am looking for a new car.
.
If you like men it’s yours
"I would like the lavatory roll because I'm Jeremy Clarkson!"
I would love the duck. My great-grandparents raised ducks when i was little and i loved seeing them in the yard when I went for a visit. My brother... not so much after he thought it would be a good idea to hand feed them the kitchen scraps rather than dropping on the ground to be safe. Picture a 4 year old being chased around a yard by a flock of 10-12 greedy ducks. Still cry with laughter when I think about it 25 years later.
The first 10 seconds alone has the most editing effort in any TH-cam video ever
I would love to have the crocodile, so I can wake up and say "oh croc"
I also can replace my dog with the croc, its less expensive
aim2Win ϟ you literally just copied the boy before you cock
@@jambo8930 thats the sense...
@@fabianferber6182 thanks
The fact that you copied it somehow made it more funny I hope all the comments are just oh cock
Oh cock 😉
His referral to chuck norris as a stunt man or something made my day.
I think the ducks name also is Norris.
Duck Norris.
Well technically he was for a long time, as well as being a champion martial artist, actor, foe to Bruce Lee and whatever else Norris got up to. Some say that when Chuck Norris coughs, another planet dies.
James May - "this is a very small package"
Drive tribe viewers - "That's What she said"
Amen, brother.
I was at Burningvan. I will never forget it. Thank you James May for being apart of it.
“Opening your crap” - so typical of James to say that
“I’ll put inside a British Pound, soon to be completely worthless” lmao
I think he's actually immensely funny, something about the dry humor gets me so damn good
That better be a rossi bike on the desk and not lorenzo haha
I’d like the bird as it sounds like a perfect “duck you” gift
Duck Megabus
Honestly- I just want the duck to store my weed in. 🤷🏼♂️
That was my first thought when I saw it😂
I'd like the southern comfort crocodile because it brings back happy memories from when I had the best time of my life when I was 18. I also love alcohol related novelties such as that.
Finally got around to watching this series and it's just as funny as I thought it would be!
"Why would you need to eat some sweet food?"
"Are you a sour bastard?"
I am.
The Fiat bank so I can brag that James May paid me to own his car.
Dayle Arceneaux I like that. And that version of the car is probably more dependable than the ones from the dealership.
@@richardsuggs8108 and it comes with a pound toward any possible repairs.
Clarkson will be so happy you kept his message in a bottle.
Well that was the best thing I've watched in a long time
Can we just appreciate how nice James watch is ⌚👌
I want to know also what is this watch too.
@@speeeeeed2001 it is an accessory worn on the wrist which enables the user to measure time 😂😂😂
Tag heuer F1?
I’m lonely and my wife left me please give me randy rabbit so I can feel love again
Jeez thnx for the likes 😘
Holy Shit !
Hi Mum 😂
Lmao
That thing grossed me out particularly the hair on it.
Tyler McNeil looks like it’s been in a McDonald’s burger with the grease on it 😂
I've got a wooden duck on my desk, and I think that yours would be an a-duck- quate addition to the collection.
He sits there to this day reading fan mail
It makes me happy the 3 of them are doing TH-cam videos
"Remember, always cut towards yourself"
2 minutes later
*Cuts away from self
That was a joke... you don’t cut towards yourself
That’s literally the joke. And you sir can not appreciate this mans humor.
@@mik3ymomo Mmmm yes good sir ho ho ho Top Gear, quite the intellects humor isn't it sir, "cock" "lady parts" "Mexicans" ho ho ho top stuff young man quite the high IQ I'm sure you have m'yes.
Bill of Rights GTFO no one wants political shit here
@@oliverbrain4790 So says the mong that missed the point in the first place...
"Are you a sour bastard" Hahahaha XD
"Escape from Colditz" was a great game. My mother bought it when I was a kid back in the 80's and I still have it.
I should have item 2 as I am Jeremy Clarkson and it would go well on my farm for my hammer collection.
The "ohh clock" comment was pretty good.
I thought the toilet roll was from Richard Hammond.
I guess this was back in the day. Awesome bottle. Loved the letter, too.
James mate. You remind me of my father. Keep doing what you do.
BELLEND.. lol.. That made me laugh for some reason.. Haha.. He's good fun is james.
PLEASE JEREMY APPLY&WIN THE TOILETPAPER!
Great responses.
The duck quack at the end, perfecto.
I’d love the Fiat to remind me to never trust the Italians with money.
when the clock alarm sounds he could yell, clockson!
Clarkson could get one with "FENTON" 😂
I want the ugly duck because ducks are slow. Just like James
Theo Marques ducks are quite fast when they fly, about 40 to 60 mph.
@@TheMoonenMax 😴😴😴
James, I would like the southern comfort key ring as my dad recognised it from the 80’s as he had the exact same one
I'd like the duck, as it would accompany my pottery ducklings I was gifted ages ago which are rather lonely
From Canada,
Had to Google Bellend,
Ahh now I understand.
Well played.
Brianne C. Hahahahaha Also had to google it and now can’t stop laughing. I understand why he wants to keep it. That’s just genius
Dear May,
I would greatly appreciate the pink bunny as it reminds me of home and how my auntie would always dress me up as a pink bunny for easter and force me to venture out into the wilderness to collect strange eggs. Ahh very fond memories that I would love to re visit. Thank you
This is such a great way of getting rid of stuff. LOL
Bottle of Bellend is brilliant!