@@mayshack not really, it's a term you can use in public that doesn't really count as swearing like dam or crap. Mist is the offensive one that means shit
@@datnashorn2812 I'd dispute that bit I guess region, cultural norms etc play a part. I miss.med8eval German the swear words we didn't get carried over were better.
@@jediknight1294 Mist comes from farming and means shit mixed with straw which is used to fertilize land. Scheisse is for sure the most vulgare way to say excrements we have in german, you will rather hear Mist in german TV than you will hear Scheisse.
That was arguably the best Top Gear challenge. The chaps actually work together, pushes the car and their abilities to the max, believed in the machine, crew, and each other, and actually finished a very demanding challenge.
Hahahaha class! Black shoes paired with blue jeans only double how bad he looks. But I suppose the jeans are the only thing from his younger years he holds on to now
At ~ 9:00 I absolutely agree with Hammond and about the Nissan Juke. I've always hated the look of those things. The current Jeep Cherokee has a similar kind of headlight setup, but doesn't look quite as bad.
sometimes we forget that 3 out of shape "dad bods" go to some amazing places and perform some pretty amazing feats. i know they have crew and support. im not a bear gryls fan after all.. but still its impressive.
Car owners: I spent my money on something I enjoy looking at Juke owners: "I'm going to the outer space icecream parlor to get my parrot a barbed wire canoe!!"
@@emiratesaviation33 If I buy something for a lot of money which will take me to work every day for several years, I don't want to think "eww" every time I look at it.
@@emiratesaviation33 What's your point? I mean yes, I would, because the Veyron is really ugly as well imo. But what is the point you are trying to make? Some beautiful cars cost a ton of money, sure. But there are also solid alternatives in the price class of the Juke (or even below) which look nice.
When ever they are on a long road trip and the weather gets bad and you see them getting soaked, frozen or both I wonder how they haven't been crippled or killed from exposure.
They did have to do survival training for that trip to the Arctic, sure they tried to joke about it, until the trainer got pissed off at them and shoved them into ice cold water.
Hey man, love the content. Got a video idea: May, Hammond, Clarkson Emotional/Sentimental moments like Jeremy's Carol Shelby tribute or his story about the Porsche 928, Hammond talking about Jim Clark, etc.
i still can't get over the fact that Top Gear used to use music from Command & Conquer 3: Tiberium Wars (at 1:19) edit: as i'm finding out, it was normal practice for EA to license music from their games to TV shows
If you ever see the word ‘casserole’ on a chalk board, you cannot walk past without removing the letters ‘c’ and ‘r’ I did this once in a café, it caused much hilarity.
Coming here from the "It could be worse" compilation this is pretty funny because they were 100% right. It could be worse. This video is proof of it lmao
From Nissan USA website “The Nissan JUKE was known for stylish looks, available AWD capabilities and sporty performance.” Yeah when I see it I think I would much prefer something that looks like a bug over an RX7 or Z28 Camaro or any other sports car, and performance so sporty it could easily out do any sloth in a race or off road or anything.
I like all of these scenes, but I also like how some of them aren't funnies. The bit on the Euro N-cap ratings for cars was done when it was as much about being informative as entertainment.
They casually bloody did yes!! I mean, how rude is that!! Ok the guy would’ve been quite chilly walking about in the snow, but still! Should’ve asked first I think.
May looks so good as a limousine driver with that hat and clothes lol 9:53 isnt this in norway? 10:00 this neon house looks very familiar to the one i used to see in norway while I was working there
Them translating what’s clearly the German word for “shit” as “oh bother” gets me every time.
Right lol
@@mayshack not really, it's a term you can use in public that doesn't really count as swearing like dam or crap. Mist is the offensive one that means shit
@@jediknight1294 That's not right. Mist is the less vulgar of the two. Scheiße is definetly swearing, albeit one of the more accepted swearwords.
@@datnashorn2812 I'd dispute that bit I guess region, cultural norms etc play a part.
I miss.med8eval German the swear words we didn't get carried over were better.
@@jediknight1294 Mist comes from farming and means shit mixed with straw which is used to fertilize land.
Scheisse is for sure the most vulgare way to say excrements we have in german, you will rather hear Mist in german TV than you will hear Scheisse.
@4:20 that endurance race was mind blowing that Stig so outclassed every other driver on the track that he could carry the entire team.
Yay for Ben Collins!
in the worst car there he still carried
Ben Collins is legit, man was racing LMPs at Le Mans years before this (and before Top Gear) and would go on to do it again after.
That was arguably the best Top Gear challenge. The chaps actually work together, pushes the car and their abilities to the max, believed in the machine, crew, and each other, and actually finished a very demanding challenge.
Me: "Worst she can say is no."
Narrator: *_"But soon, things got worse."_*
What? Did you find out "she" was really he?
@@MyRegardsToTheDodo Her: _"I'm married."_
Me: *_"Hehe, I'm in danger."_*
@@MyRegardsToTheDodo and wheres that a problem?
@@knuffelknuffi Here’s how. She’s apparently married,
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.
.
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to your father
@@issackaiser hm... Well that is a small problem but nothing a small murder can't solve
Clarkson, Hammond and may are so entertaining in themselves, I could watch them do their weekly groceries and get a good laugh
That’s what gave top gear it’s charm! It wasn’t a car show. It was three best friends being friends and just happened to feature cars!
I sometimes read Clarkson's newspaper articles, I often laugh and usually agree!
PSA @ 9:11
When a motorcyclist sets their helmet on the ground, it's a universal sign of distress and needing assistance.
They left Top Gear and things got worse.
Literally
For both sides
For the BBC yes
I understand that there was a “Top Gear” before Clarkson and Co but the new “Top Gear” post Clarkson Hammond & May is absolutely rubbish…
a lot worse
1:16 - 1:18 is one of the best sound clips I've ever heard
Ps2 intro
lmaoiii
yes, yeeees
"COCK"
**piano smashing**
Anytime Hammond is in a race: I can see the finish line.
But soon things got worse 😂
*Smoke comes out through the dashboard*
Jeremy: Is this normal?
James: No of course it's not bloody normal!
Thanks for repeating what I’ve already watched
@@Adam-bh9bc You're welcome!
That's what I love about these guys. No matter how bad things are, they figure out a way to make them worse.👍
You do know it's scripted RIGHT! 😂😂😂😂
@@marksinclair846And?
Could be worse.
@@marksinclair846And YOU do know that no one cares if it’s scripted or not, right?
@@marksinclair846Could be worse.
4:00 Most civil conversation I've ever seen exchanged between these three
I forgot about Hammond getting basically frozen lmao
Hearing Clarkson suddenly say "oh shit" without a censor caught me off guard lmao
7:57 this jingle is ICONIC
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On reflection, Jeremy could probably have got away with scraping the Lambo considering the state Rimac got their car back in
"I've scored myself" has to be one of the funniest things you can say while playing any sport 🤣
it still kills me clarkson was going to wear BLUE JEANS to chauffeur a wedding... since it called for black he duct taped them..........
Hahahaha class! Black shoes paired with blue jeans only double how bad he looks. But I suppose the jeans are the only thing from his younger years he holds on to now
German: "Scheiße"
Translator: "Oh brother"
Idk why but that cracked me up
Thanks for the heart brother
He really said “shit”
@@demonicwolf5086 yeah ik i'm german
@@maximilianklein9045 ek kan praat Afrikaans lol. Is it similar to German?
@@Demertech tbh it is, it really reminds me of Dutch
@@Demertech the "ek kan" means "ich kann" in German, even the writing of the words is pretty similar still
At ~ 9:00 I absolutely agree with Hammond and about the Nissan Juke. I've always hated the look of those things. The current Jeep Cherokee has a similar kind of headlight setup, but doesn't look quite as bad.
There's even A NISMO version
"Brillient, just getting a golden shower now." that is the funniest thing i've heard in a while 😂😂😂
I love hearing Clarkson say "and then it got wuuuuurrrrrrse". That means it gets better for viewers and Hammond is in the sheise.
“It’s all completely hopeless”
My thoughts on everything!
Thats true, ppl kept buying cars made things bad on road
1:26 don't worry James, that'll buff out
10:24 James Jeremy set fire to a skier RUN AWAY…why was that line SO FUNNY 😂
My favourite line in this compilation I think 😄
Is the f-cking man okay tho??? Like wtf bruv, he didn't even seem to believe he was on fire himself XD
@@gaetanodepaola2ndchannel179 It was obviously planned.
@@gaetanodepaola2ndchannel179 it's a planned thing the dude would be in a fireproof suit otherwise he would be screaming bloody murder
that was the chillest man on fire though. it was staged obviously.
"See you in a couple o' weeks!" Perfect send off. 😂
9:10 i don't expect clarkson to know but that's actually the signal for biker in distress
That poor Piano, sounded like something from a Cartoon 1:17
I've been driving in my car, listening to Jeremy Clarkson 😂
You can't even describe how hard I laughed at 1:15 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
It's the sound for me
James smashing his piano is just hilarious
sometimes we forget that 3 out of shape "dad bods" go to some amazing places and perform some pretty amazing feats.
i know they have crew and support. im not a bear gryls fan after all..
but still its impressive.
1:47 he even crashed a horse 😭
"Still, at least things got *_worse_* "
"We've set fire 🔥 to a skier!" How are these three not in jail. 😆
The trio embarrassing themselves with some jimi hendrix playing in the background. Combination of my two favorite things.
Car owners: I spent my money on something I enjoy looking at
Juke owners: "I'm going to the outer space icecream parlor to get my parrot a barbed wire canoe!!"
Random = funny xD
Why do you guys hate the Juke so much. The only think bad about it is that it's not good looking and is a little overpriced
@@emiratesaviation33
If I buy something for a lot of money which will take me to work every day for several years, I don't want to think "eww" every time I look at it.
@@montagistkacke7431 would you say the same thing about the Bugatti Veyron??
@@emiratesaviation33
What's your point? I mean yes, I would, because the Veyron is really ugly as well imo. But what is the point you are trying to make?
Some beautiful cars cost a ton of money, sure. But there are also solid alternatives in the price class of the Juke (or even below) which look nice.
Excellent.
Do “ambitious, but rubbish” next
That's all of it.
Good move.
4:35 Scheisse is more than just oh bother xD
0:50 Voodoo child playing in the background. Legendary.
'We turned in for the night' compilation
Or
CHM staring at someone/something confused or surprised
if it works 😁
Those flashing cameras are a deadly idea.
The episode where the host the radio show is the pinnacle of modern television
TOP GEAR PRODUCER: "Sorry Jeremy there is no hot food."🤷♂️
"Then things got worse."🤦♂️
When ever they are on a long road trip and the weather gets bad and you see them getting soaked, frozen or both I wonder how they haven't been crippled or killed from exposure.
Because they dont actually drive those cars the whole way
They drive short periods for filming n spend the rest of the time in the warm dry bus
They did have to do survival training for that trip to the Arctic, sure they tried to joke about it, until the trainer got pissed off at them and shoved them into ice cold water.
Hey man, love the content. Got a video idea: May, Hammond, Clarkson Emotional/Sentimental moments like Jeremy's Carol Shelby tribute or his story about the Porsche 928, Hammond talking about Jim Clark, etc.
1:18 and that's how the ps2 sound was created
1:24 Jeremy: “Look at ya Capri-“ James: “Nevermind the sodding Capri, LOOK AT THAT!” 😂
3:38 that woman coming out of the men’s bathroom 😂😂😂
10:21 That dude had not a single care, he seemed more inconvenienced then worried about being on fire
"Oh brilliant, just getting a golden shower now"
There is something so comedic about them bickering 😅
Wilman appearance compilation (with messages from Wilman to Clarkson)?
These guys are top gear they made it the show it is 3 perfect personalities that bounce of each other
i still can't get over the fact that Top Gear used to use music from Command & Conquer 3: Tiberium Wars (at 1:19)
edit: as i'm finding out, it was normal practice for EA to license music from their games to TV shows
You can hear battlefield 3 music in drive to survive .
I mean, ea always chasing that cash, in this particular instance not as bad tho
Famous one liner
"Still, could be worse"
"apart from that one" compilation.
4:35 That guy looks like Tanzverbot was 8 years younger and grew a beard.
The hottest casserole, in the world.
If you ever see the word ‘casserole’ on a chalk board, you cannot walk past without removing the letters ‘c’ and ‘r’
I did this once in a café, it caused much hilarity.
1:24 look at your Capri 😂
6:39 I'm forced to listen to radio one and the like at work
Man i'm gonna miss them.
My only joy in life gone now.
@Joe BARWICK but not together as a team.....
GREAT NEWS!!!Your compilation videos are superb
2:00 Holy shit Rocket League lore
The first instance of Rocket League. Before they became remotely controlled drones the players could destroy. Boosted viewership IMMENSELY!
As a 10 year old kid, I knew the Juke was the most disgusting thing I'd seen.
I'd choose a Juke over a Fiat Multipla
James: "see you in a couple of weeks"
*video end*
Me: "perfect ending dosent exi-"
"please dont leave me mate" on the death road is one of those moments
Assisto sempre que posso , a esses caras os 3 amigos 😊
Coming here from the "It could be worse" compilation this is pretty funny because they were 100% right. It could be worse. This video is proof of it lmao
If only i grew up watching this show
“I’ve scored myself” is so good
From Nissan USA website “The Nissan JUKE was known for stylish looks, available AWD capabilities and sporty performance.” Yeah when I see it I think I would much prefer something that looks like a bug over an RX7 or Z28 Camaro or any other sports car, and performance so sporty it could easily out do any sloth in a race or off road or anything.
It is much cheaper that a Camaro. And it is quicker than most cars on the road. Knot to 60 in 8 seconds is very nice. And it's a good car to drive too
That Ukraine/Russia one still hurts, thinking what has happened and especially to that poor farmer
5:23 I know too well. I broke my leg in three places on a head on because my foot was planted on the brake, not the best experience.
1:16 lol holy shit
Stig listening to music completion
4:36 yes… that’s exactly what that word means 😂😂
My favorite is "Could be worst" 😂
“Things got worse however when”
Got to see the chapter featured on @2:43 back on it's day and, now, i notice that they used an Aghast song.
1:16 I laugh like a cackling child at this every damned time.
-so they fired Clarkson... But things got worse...
"still at least when it got dark......things got worse....."
..and then Chris Evans took over and there was nothing worse than that.
He was bloody annoying, wasn't he...
@@TheAmazingAdventuresOfMiles very much so
Love the translation of Scheiße with oh bother 😂
8:48 this is the singular best point ever made on top gear
1:00 how the hell did jimis estate let top gear use his music but not a biopic about jimi himself
If you want a car which is quite large but has no interior space, isn't fast or economical and is as ugly as sin, then the Nissan Joke is for you.
1:18 Well there goes that piano and May you must have hit the gas instead of the brakes. Elijah Stevenson
This guys are the Goat 🐐
I aways hated math since watching yours.
I like all of these scenes, but I also like how some of them aren't funnies.
The bit on the Euro N-cap ratings for cars was done when it was as much about being informative as entertainment.
Did they casually just set a guy on fire?
They casually bloody did yes!!
I mean, how rude is that!!
Ok the guy would’ve been quite chilly walking about in the snow, but still! Should’ve asked first I think.
"scheiße"
Captions: oh bother
1:17 classic James May 😂😂😂😂
I don't know why but the clip of Arrival to Earth playing when they were manning the flamethrower was a massive mood, was that really in the show??
May looks so good as a limousine driver with that hat and clothes lol
9:53 isnt this in norway? 10:00 this neon house looks very familiar to the one i used to see in norway while I was working there
When the German said “oh bother” he really said Oh Shit
That's the joke
9:20
Which episode is this?
Chinese food for thought . I think
Problem this isn't long enough as u need the hole of the Patagonia special
Thanks mustang 😄👍