I first saw this thing years ago and the scale of the claim combined with a lack of any other evidence of this thing actually existing is still driving me crazy.
@@aplimsollpunk2738 What? Isn't it obvious? It's meant to enhance the interiousness of the luxurior, so that even if it is in fact smarger it _seems_ laller.
A full run-down of the courses offered next semester at STSA University: -Intercourse in American History -Geography -Chemistry -Geomistry -Chemography -American Geograhistomistry -Ameristory -Electrographic Techtronics -Photocrypting -Photocoding -LaAaAab courses in the use of exploOosives -Explodotronics There really is something for all replicants who choose to attend this fine school.
I would take Explodotronics, bur it overlaps with my laaab in the use of explooosives. And I also have to think of scheduling around my part-time class.
@@4T3hM4kr0n You enroll by testing at enrollments, then entest at enrollings at entestingments and then entrollingments test results of your intestinements for incontinence.
After lunch, you wanna have lunch? To try lunch. We'll take lunch. Learn what makes lunch. And then practice lunch. It is now lunch o'clock. Lunch is dismissed until lunch.
In Soviet Ukraine lunch is luxury of high party officers. Everyone else eat lard on dark bread in between operation of machine. You forget to wipe hands on apron, you will be shot. If this cause time losing accident, you will be shot, then sent to gulag.
"Even more unusual is the absence of Cheech." You should've pasted Chong somewhere in that shot. Anyhow, great stuff as usual! I'm gonna have to start using the euphemism "trouser trout."
They English is not only flawlesses, but they special. The Soviets probably hired those malfunctioning androids from Mad Dogs and English Lessons to teach them.
When I went on a trip to the Hollywood Soviet American Republic, I found hundreds of razor blades in my ass. And no matter where I look, there were gnomes.
Imagine the voice over guy that voiced this is the 60s seeing this now. A crazy repetition of his voice...a creation made by a contraption with a mouse and keyboard.
Most of the activity seems to center around a small activity center that is located in the center.” Wow… incredible. This and the random spazzes absolutely killed me. LOL
"Sandia Area" refers to Sandia National Laboratories, located on Kirtland AFB in Albuquerque. The city footage was probably shot in various Burque locations. Clues to a western locale include a Coors beer sign at 0:08 and the LA Times and Denver Post on the newsstand at 5:50.
In my personal opinion this is one of the best YTPs out there. But, I think I could make a pretty good objective argument for it. The quality of the edits and sentence mixing. The consistent cleverness of the jokes, where every other joke is as good as that one single joke that you remember from most YTPs. Yet, it has
The habitants: (They all seem to be bees.) *Policemen *Businessmen *Mechanic Men *Semen *Police mechanics *Business policemen *Mechanical Businessmen *Mechanical Mechanics
In a time when all of civilization seems to be spinning wildly off its axis, thank you, from the bottom of my heart, for this otherworldly emergency exit, however temporary.
Those were the days when a tie clasp could operate continuously for 4 hours. I miss the good American-built tie clasps. Nowadays I have to switch my tie clasp out every 20 minutes or recharge it yet again after it gives up..
Some of the govt tech at the time looked like stuff that was released to the public in the 90s. Could you imagine if certain govt agents had smart phone tech in like, the 70s. Thatd be crazy.
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Source: archive.org/details/gov.archives.arc.896138
On TH-cam
th-cam.com/video/Obzqvf9TMAU/w-d-xo.html
You should always put the source in the comments!
@@noisepuppet San FraarF
I first saw this thing years ago and the scale of the claim combined with a lack of any other evidence of this thing actually existing is still driving me crazy.
Have you decided if you're going to make a video using ShowBiz Pizza?
"The students here are replicants... they are merely mechanical students."
Genius
Aww I missed that one lol histimogeotograpghy was a good ringer lol
Best feature: they get shot for failing subject, they are repaired and back in class next morning! Economical!
They've gotta watch out for Professor Decker. I hear he's a tough one when it comes to replicant students...
"We turn now...."
@@heroinmom153 "Tell 'im I'm teaching."
"They English is not only flawlesses, they special."
No other YTPer I know would be bold enough to make a grammar joke like that.
He said that right when I was reading your comment, and it made me burst into tears.
Nothing wrong with that statement.
@sightinsight 4:28 - 4:30
larger, yet smaller, yet smarger, yet laller
Thanks to all those plainly-heard conversation
"They're even taught how to buy lies and die like an American"
That hearing aid in his ear is actually candy, which allows him to hear the dead in hell.
that actually makes sense...
Maybe I should try sticking candy in my ear.
Literally no part of that sentence makes a damn bit of sense. I burst out laughing from its sheer unexpectedness.
@@aplimsollpunk2738 What? Isn't it obvious? It's meant to enhance the interiousness of the luxurior, so that even if it is in fact smarger it _seems_ laller.
@@Sakhmeov Ah I suppose so. On an unrelated note, you wouldn't happen to know where I could buy one of those newfangled Invisigraphs(TM) would you?
"They're even taught how to buy lies and die like Americans" - I'm not even entirely sure what that means and yet it still feels like a mood.
It's some deep truth is what it is.
That's probably the most woke line I've ever heard in a ytp.
@Trevor Archambeault bruh...
Trevor Archambeault
So are you pointing out that isreal’s a shit state, or are you being antisemetic?
@Trevor Archambeault CRAAAWLING IIIIN MY SKIIIIN
"Trouser trout" is probably now my all-time favorite euphemism.
Also the motorist “choking his root”.
this is no ordinary stench!
same here now
That great American institution: a hard-on
A full run-down of the courses offered next semester at STSA University:
-Intercourse in American History
-Geography
-Chemistry
-Geomistry
-Chemography
-American Geograhistomistry
-Ameristory
-Electrographic Techtronics
-Photocrypting
-Photocoding
-LaAaAab courses in the use of exploOosives
-Explodotronics
There really is something for all replicants who choose to attend this fine school.
How do I enroll there?
I’m making my schedule for next semester. I hope that there’s an intercourse in American history class after Lunch o’ clock.
I would take Explodotronics, bur it overlaps with my laaab in the use of explooosives. And I also have to think of scheduling around my part-time class.
@@erinbrown3744 simple solution, use a miney tikerophone to record the other lecture
@@4T3hM4kr0n You enroll by testing at enrollments, then entest at enrollings at entestingments and then entrollingments test results of your intestinements for incontinence.
"You are a tool... of democracy!"
From heel turn to face turn in one fell swoop.
*"The Best is Yet to Come" starts playing*
_Managed_ Democracy, of course.
No matter where I looked, everything in town was a noun.
I mean, it's true, grammatically speaking.
@@bensirach3586 Except shop, which is also a verb ;)
@@butcherax shop can be a noun as well, though
Bridget O'Neill r/whooosh
But even more unusual is the absence of cheech.
“Explodotronics” sounds like an industrial metal band
sounds like something you'd see on the back cover of a mediocre 80s shred metal album, I kinda love it
That great American institution: The laughter box.
I’m gonna say this
YEET
The hard on.
"The entire town is a town designed to train Soviet youth how to American."
@@guy_th18
No, youth.
Sounds like Facebook
I swear this is one of Noisepuppet's best. I'm almost crying.
rarely even come by a single wordmixing like the business policemen
ancilodon imo his poops of 70s ads were the highlights of his career so far
It started off slow but I was in stitches by the end.
The sentence mixing and word mixing jokes are top notch
Policemen
Businessmen
Mechanicmen
Semen
Police Mechanics
Business Policemen
Mechanical Businessmen
Mechanical Mechanics
the sound effect of the guy hitting the parking meter killed me every time
That stuff doesn't exist
@@migueltapia1369 Not true. My father was a Business Policeman.
Policemen
Businessmen
Mechanicmen
Mechanical men
I'm a mechanical
I'm a mechanical
I'm a mechanical man
Plays command and conquer music
"Most of the activity seems to center around the center of a small activity center, that is located in the center" 🤣🤣🤣
Naturally; and note that this is no ordinary stench. This is what makes the businessman's small cock seem large.
"No matter where you look, there are gnomes. Their old people aren't any larger than our children. As a matter of fact, they're smaller."
Iconic
Nothing complements the interious luxurior of a room better than miny tichrophones.
Installed under his balls, of course.
I'm just picturing this as the original edit for the video sent by the Russians just confuse the CIA.
"Today, we are no longer faced with that problem. ...buboblem. Mmm." Fucking killed me.
The extra "mmm" is just so satisfying.
Regardless, these men are f*cking porpoises directly in the ass.
After lunch, you wanna have lunch? To try lunch. We'll take lunch. Learn what makes lunch. And then practice lunch. It is now lunch o'clock. Lunch is dismissed until lunch.
All the students in Hollywood Little Soviet America got fat
@@migueltapia1369 what about the mechanical mechanics?
@@jeffcarroll1990shock mechanical mechanics are real
In Soviet Ukraine lunch is luxury of high party officers. Everyone else eat lard on dark bread in between operation of machine. You forget to wipe hands on apron, you will be shot. If this cause time losing accident, you will be shot, then sent to gulag.
just found my latest favourite YTPer
Hey look, it's that half life guy!
Nice!
Hey desinc! would love to know your favourite ytp of his!
Probably the earliest TooT in history, such an innovation.
"Even more unusual is the absence of Cheech."
You should've pasted Chong somewhere in that shot.
Anyhow, great stuff as usual! I'm gonna have to start using the euphemism "trouser trout."
5:12 "The students you see here had to poop.
They happy.
They have Beer."
Sounds like most students I've encountered.
it took me until 5:50 to realize this was about espionage during the red scare
They English is not only flawlesses, but they special.
The Soviets probably hired those malfunctioning androids from Mad Dogs and English Lessons to teach them.
No wonder the professor talks about lunch the same way the guy from that video talks about having class
they happy
They’re all Mary Smith years old
@@noisepuppet I too happy!
@@noisepuppet the rubber faced psycho found a home where everything was a noun
Toot in the first frame is a good sign
Twin Toots, no less!
"The wrist watch can fit up my as up to a distance up to 12 feet"
Those poor porpoises
Nevertheless…….
5:12 “the students you see here have to poop. They happy. :)”
They have beer. The rest of the town’s population is stupid.
When I went on a trip to the Hollywood Soviet American Republic, I found hundreds of razor blades in my ass. And no matter where I look, there were gnomes.
Ninya / Ninja Brifsanovich the Saiyan did you spend time in the laughter box?
@@KingHarkinianMah21 Yes. And I got to meet some of the Mechanical Mechanics.
*They gnomes*
The miney ticrophones / under my balls joke kills me everytime. This seems like such a great source for jokes. Has me laughing all the way through.
I am definitely going to be using the term 'trouser trout' at the first opportunity. Thanks NP
But there are many strange things about church.
Even a casual observer would note the utter fascists
who spend their leisure time indulging in the all-american institution - a hardon
2:38 hearing "sksksk" coming from a 70s film is a true wonder of the ages
wuffdog That looks older than ‘70s to me. That looks more like early-mid ‘60s to me.
This looks more like the 60s (40s-50s, perhaps?). Then again, this is easily researched on the National Archives.
i don't get it
@@129140163 Nah, definitely late 20's.
1960 to be exact :)
Imagine the voice over guy that voiced this is the 60s seeing this now. A crazy repetition of his voice...a creation made by a contraption with a mouse and keyboard.
Interious luxerior with miny ticrophones. Probably my favorite YTPism is that syllable swapping stuff. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Brilliant editing. I just might start calling lunch time "lunch-o'clock"
There are many strange things about church indeed.
All priests do evil in God's name
doors always locked because instructors grading papers inside. also weekly vodka social where we decide which students to get shot.
Most of the activity seems to center around a small activity center that is located in the center.”
Wow… incredible. This and the random spazzes absolutely killed me. LOL
“Most of the activity seems to center around the center of a small activity center that is located in the center.”
"Sandia Area" refers to Sandia National Laboratories, located on Kirtland AFB in Albuquerque. The city footage was probably shot in various Burque locations. Clues to a western locale include a Coors beer sign at 0:08 and the LA Times and Denver Post on the newsstand at 5:50.
it truly blows my mind how well you can sentence mix with the sources you use, what with the poor quality and all
In my personal opinion this is one of the best YTPs out there. But, I think I could make a pretty good objective argument for it. The quality of the edits and sentence mixing. The consistent cleverness of the jokes, where every other joke is as good as that one single joke that you remember from most YTPs. Yet, it has
No matter where you look, most of the activity seems to center around the center of the small activity center that is located in the center.
"smaller yet larger"
-guy
"Everything In Town Is a Noun" sounds like a Schoolhouse Rock song
"Most motel rooms display inexpensigraphs. This one, however, displays invisigraphs. These are invisible."
i laughed so fuckin hard to this, even as a german guy i can understand your word mixing so good. appreciate it.
The habitants: (They all seem to be bees.)
*Policemen
*Businessmen
*Mechanic Men
*Semen
*Police mechanics
*Business policemen
*Mechanical Businessmen
*Mechanical Mechanics
did you perform a closer examtion? did it veal anything else?
@@bachaddict I came here to ask exactly this
Noisepuppet is reaching the pinnacle levels of his craft
Electrographic tectronics, photocrypting and photocoding sound like majors from a steampunk alternate universe.
american geograhistomestry
Drugs.....It has em!!!
After lunch, they had lunch.
Dude, that's quite a bit of lunch.
@@AMathMonkey They had lunch.
most of the activity seems to center around the center of the small activity center that is located in the center
In a time when all of civilization seems to be spinning wildly off its axis, thank you, from the bottom of my heart, for this otherworldly emergency exit, however temporary.
“ you are a tool... of democracy lul”
"A closer examination of the inhabitants would reveal that all of them seem to be bees"
Lmao those sound effects when the guy is pointing and hitting that meter 1:01 Gotta use those more often🤣
"Trolls are not necessary!"
Krushchev knew the web brigades wouldn't work from day one.
1:01 Those Hanna Barbera sound effects synced with the tapping just make it XD
Also, *_BEESZUZUZUZU_*
I see you've undertaken a closer examtion of the habitants to veal their true idention.
Why is "interious luxurior" my new favorite phrase?
Mechanical businessmen, mechanical mechanics, even mechanical students. The Soviet spy game spared no expense.
"I hope this video has some TOOT in it"
0:01 "OUTSTANDING!!!"
i'm so happy to see you uploading again, you have to be one of the top 5 poopers ever
"Inception? Okay. It's so obvious." Had me ROLLING.
gotta be one of the best YTPs of all time
‘That hearing aid in his ear is actually candy’ Iam dying
"...which allows him to hear the dead in Hell!"
The installation of these ticrophones took mimes, and the cucking WoW made them SuSsable
“There are many strange things about church”
Vatican: *starts sweating*
0:57 I was also under the impression that everything in my town was a noun :0
"A closer examation of the habitants would 'veal that all of them seem to be beastsszdzdz."
"This is a testicle. They can be found all over you." 🤣🤣🤣
The wacky sound effects when the guy hits the parking meter really get me.
4:30 “you are a tool...” >:( 4:32 “of DEMOCRACY” :)
Those were the days when a tie clasp could operate continuously for 4 hours. I miss the good American-built tie clasps. Nowadays I have to switch my tie clasp out every 20 minutes or recharge it yet again after it gives up..
“He’s allowed to hear the dead in hell.”
“Anime much?”
"A long metal probe can be attached to the mic, and pushed through the dick" OMG, I actually choked on my water. Shit
you would be amazed at the fidelity of the ball sounds.
"The vibrations then vibrate through the ass to the microphone, clearly reproducing any sounds emanating from the balls."
I totally want to study Explodotronics.
I swear since coming back you've only gotten funnier. This shit had me crying.
Most of the activity seems to center around the center of a small activity center that is located in the center
A TOOT right from the beginning.
Today's a good day.
*Tootday
What’s not to like? Drugs? It has ‘em and you can find hundreds of razor blades in your chocolate undies
Man has xmas come early? So many amazing noisepuppet videos in such a short time!
...Central Hollywood, one of the southern Soviet American republics.
Truth bomb right here!
Parents: Didn’t you listen to your teacher in the Zoom meeting?
The Zoom meeting: 3:18
04:17 The greatest word in ytp history
Drugs. It has 'em!
"... behind the walls, or under my balls." *dead* 🤣
The students you see here had to poop. They happy. They have beer.
"We turn now"
That great American institution , a hard on
0:44 Sounds like Star Fox.
"their old people arent any larger than our children"
Aaah yes. The famous town of Amerinitsa!
Also.. for 4 hours?! Absolute legend
Some of the govt tech at the time looked like stuff that was released to the public in the 90s. Could you imagine if certain govt agents had smart phone tech in like, the 70s. Thatd be crazy.
This sounds like a great idea for a spy novel
When I grow up I want to be a mechanical businessman in a town where everything is a noun.
Plainly heard conversations
0:36 wow, a small town with its own Hugo Boss store.