@@noisepuppet Noway!! I was born in Hartford but I was raised in East Hartford. I can't believe a master YTP maker like yourself graced us with your presence one time!!!
@@edwarddelacruz3923 I lived in Bloomfield and commuted in to Trinity. Still miss Tapas Bloomfield and Black Bamboo in West Hartford, and of course there were a million great pizza places.
I heard "camily of fameras" and DaThings popped into my head, and then you immediately pull out the _priced rice._ This whole thing is great from start to finish!
I thought of DaThings too when I made an edit like that in my most recent YTP currently on my channel She really is the YTP master of sentence mixing spoonerisms
the most beautiful thing about the 90's is that you just cant out-90's it. everything that you think about the 90's is true and then actually WAY more tubular than you could possibly imagine
I’ve seen people try to emulate the 90’s, but yeah, they just never get it exactly right It lacks the bombastic music scores and distinct lack of self-awareness
I'm so happy for Mr. Jordan being able to balance playing Basketball( ...ooh!), Baseball( ...ooh!), and Baseketball( ...ooh!). That can be hard sometimes.
I am so conditioned to Noisepuppet et al. that when I get ads with an upbeat sales voice, I feel immensely let down when they turn out not to be pooped. I'm glad this content is always appropriately pooped for my satisfaction.
Gotta be honest, the phrase "family of cameras" already scans a little weird in my brain. Then noisepuppet comes along and makes the guy say "camily of fameras" and now my brain doesn't know which way is up. Good joj!
Do you still play Basketball(ooh), baseball(ooh!) basketball(OOH), still want the basketball(ooH?) While still drinking the baseball, while still drinking the basketball, and now playing baseball, and do you ever play Base-ketball?
I thought I was the only person on Earth who knew about Muppet Classic Theatre. Thank you, noisepuppet. Thank you for showing me I'm not alone in this wretched life.
I have to say that noisepuppet, you are truly a cut above all other YTP artists in the type of YTP you make that appeals to those of us who listen to the audio for a plot. A lot of others make YTPs that rely heavily on backward-forward scrubbing and jitter, but aren't focused on a story line. Those are great and have their place, but for someone who listens to what's being said, your work is pure genius. The tiniest details are some of the most hilarious. I was so glad to see you released new material recently. I was worried you hung up the towel after a gap there. Thanks for coming back!
The real highlight for me is the gratuitous use of the "HOO" sound that seems to be a staple of almost all midi compositions from the 90s during the Doublemint commercial. Forget what it's called.
The urge to just comment a quote from the video is strong, but I resist! Hilarious work as always, definitely had that special noisepuppet fisting that we know and love. Old commercials are such a goldmine for YTP, so happy to see another installment from you. Glad to see you're back! :)
OMG, I remember the "Nobody Beats The Wiz" store. Always wanted to go there, but it was too far away...Yyayy... The Lumina wasn't that bad of a car for $16K. If you waited until '97-'99 and got the LTZ trim level and optional 3.8L engine, you had a "sleeper."
Yeah, I feel like "it's a car" sums up the old Lumina's sort of generic all around carishness. It's also got this "budget luxury" vibe that was more common in previous eras.
You know it's good when this guy rubs one out. Like gathering around noisepuppet's favourite armchair for story time but instead of heartfelt stories about life, he opens the book and it's all YTP. And you get those LSD feels. You're going to experience inverted memoirs from past times.
Magnified111: (standing against a tree, wearing a trenchcoat, puffing on a cigarette, far away from the crowds of SnoisePappet's clamoring fans, going nuts over this latest release) "Ahhh. I remember, when sneens. Smurgurgundunt, he's gone and dunnit again. (throws the cigarette on the ground and grinds it out with his heel, camera pans in, there is a tear slowly coming down Magnified111's cheek. He turns into the conveniently dramatically placed sunset and walks away. Yay.)
"Try the Maxolta Minimum Force, a fuckerised camera with a built-in family that does all the fucking for you." This is top-tier sentence mixing right here.
![[YTP] 90s commercials kidnapped my dog and then THIS happened](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/ODPQUBlmkpU/mqdefault.jpg)
![[YTP] 90s commercials kidnapped my dog and then THIS happened](/img/tr.png)
![[YTP] Crustal Poopsy Sales Sales Profits Sales](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/f-Zb1MojVoM/mqdefault.jpg)
![[YTP] 240p of pure failure](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/kps7XQsL3Cg/mqdefault.jpg)
Source:
archive.org/details/vhs_Commercials_Fox_61_WTIC_Hartford_Connecticut_1994-10-31
Thanks for this! Missed ya
For the first time Connecticut helps the YTP community?! I'm honored to be a citizen here in ole CT!! *tear of joy*
@@edwarddelacruz3923 coincidentally, I lived in Hartford for a year
@@noisepuppet Noway!! I was born in Hartford but I was raised in East Hartford. I can't believe a master YTP maker like yourself graced us with your presence one time!!!
@@edwarddelacruz3923 I lived in Bloomfield and commuted in to Trinity. Still miss Tapas Bloomfield and Black Bamboo in West Hartford, and of course there were a million great pizza places.
YT keeps deleting my comments so I'll just say the Olive Garden segment truly slayed me, among everything else.
TH-cam has been super delete happy with comments lately.
Thanks for offering an olive branch to noisepuppet cs188 🤣
_SHITISSIMO!_
CS188 stan-ing other YTPers in the comments is awesome 👌🏻
When you're here, you're eating family :)
"I still drink Basketball"
-Michael Jordan
OOH!!
It's gotta be base-ketball!
@@IffyJottere The game Matt Stone and Trey Parker invented.
Awesome Video. I would be grateful if you checked out my Ytps
Now he drinks Nascar and Bubba
"Shit-tissimo!" should totally be Olive Garden's slogan from now till eternity.
"When Gina moves in and re-Gina-rates"
I suppose you have to be prepared for that kinda thing when you grow up on the memes of New York.
My kids are gonna grow up on a lot of memes. That's literally the only thing I'll force on them.
@@deMocskonyi same
Isin't that from the new series "You're a Cuck"?
"When I play basketball..."
"OOH!"
"I always wanted the basketball."
"OOH!"
"Now I'm playing baseball."
"Ooh..."
I beginning to think he might be obsessed with basketball!
"Still drink basketball."
"OOH??"
Maybe one day he'll play Baseketball?
@@djk1288 *OOHH!*
@@djk1288 but he will still drink basketball
"slomebody's gonna get slam slunked" is an instant classic holy shit
Sliving Slingle is a good show
The Michael Jordan part killed me "I still go ooh"
Im gonna get a base-ketball
The "bell" swap from the Taco Bell and Pepsi commercial was genius
When the world needed him most... he returned.
Dooting Days and Donuts was a much better return.
@@ytpmichaelrosen9190 Yeah, but don't you just love it when you get brains?
Wasn't there another new video? It's gone now. What was it?
@@aplimsollpunk2738 "Hell Poultry": An inspiring tale of slnimals from a repaired foundation near you.
Oooo
Sour rice
Sour beans
Sour cream
Sour lettuce
Sour cheese
Sour tomatoes and
Sour guacamole
Only 69 cents.... NICE!
I love it with crabby babies from red member!
That would be one sour burrito
This quote gives me a belly laugh every time I see it
pretty sure thats just a rotten burriter there, hate tuh tell yuh
@@ServingOthers99 but for only 69 cents, how can you turn that down!
I’ve always wanted a fuckerized camera with a built-in family.
Camera doubles as a fleshlight
it's as easy as L O L I T A
OOOOOOOOH!
“ And it does all the fucking for you “
the camily of fameras!
“Only 69 Cents. Nice.”
For that price, you get it all: Sour rice, sour beans, sour cream, sour lettuce, sour cheese, sour tomatoes and sour guacamole
You have 69 likes so I won't ruin it
I could almost fook em. And then I did.
And then I came.
Summer of 69
I might start saying “Shitissimo” in real life.
It's apart of my daily vocabulary now lol
I have :)
"If you think I'm taking a WIZ, it's as easy as L-O-L-I-T-A"
"It's gotta be Baseketball"
Trey Parker and Matt Stone have entered the chat.
OOOOOOOOOH
"....Gina moves in and Reginarates"
The saus is strong with this one
"It's as easy as LOL (I.T.A)"
was expecting one joke, and got an entirely different one, nice double reverse bait and switch
I still drink noisepuppet and now I'm playing noisepuppet 💪🥵👌
Ooh!
@@erinbrown3744 Not quite as good as playing Basketball, Baseball, Basketball, or even Base-Ketball. Or Basketball.
@@shawnfields2369 Ooh!
Ooh!
I heard "camily of fameras" and DaThings popped into my head, and then you immediately pull out the _priced rice._ This whole thing is great from start to finish!
Ooh!
I thought of DaThings too when I made an edit like that in my most recent YTP currently on my channel
She really is the YTP master of sentence mixing spoonerisms
I was holding it together until “SHITISSIMO!”
TODAY IS A GOOD DAY
YAY!
Back when you could go to a restaurant and fornicate for only 8.95
Now you have to pay an outrageous $8,959,598,959,faaf eh 5!
Ridiculous!
@@mida8261 shitissimo!
Welcome back noisepuppet. Always ready to get the JoJ done at HoH SiS.
100% satisfied
1:37
Are you a furry?
@@TheRealJames76 Weeb. There are no good Anime Wolf pics sadly
@@TheWunWhiteWolf Ah. Makes sense. BTW, I'm a furry, in case you didn't know.
the most beautiful thing about the 90's is that you just cant out-90's it. everything that you think about the 90's is true and then actually WAY more tubular than you could possibly imagine
I’ve seen people try to emulate the 90’s, but yeah, they just never get it exactly right
It lacks the bombastic music scores and distinct lack of self-awareness
"I still go Ooh!"
-Michael Jordan
Lysol slime spray: there's nothing this slime can't slime.
I love martin, but I always hated whenever gina reginarated
I'm so happy for Mr. Jordan being able to balance playing Basketball( ...ooh!), Baseball( ...ooh!), and Baseketball( ...ooh!). That can be hard sometimes.
What about drinking Basketball (OOH)?
Nice to see you again, old friend.
"when gina re-gina-rates"
"the series premiere of you're a cuck"
I'm dead 😂
"Puppet ass theater"
_they're coming_
3:25 absolutely laid me out.
I am so conditioned to Noisepuppet et al. that when I get ads with an upbeat sales voice, I feel immensely let down when they turn out not to be pooped. I'm glad this content is always appropriately pooped for my satisfaction.
OUR KING RETURNS
Ah yes. Nothing beats the feeling of a goog fuf sis jauaj niwewin frarf.
Basketball. OOEUH
Now I own nasketball
Now I always drink basketball. O O H
I was just saying I wished noisepuppet was making more YTPs last night
You wish he made them last night?
@@TheBigMclargehuge I wish he made more tonight.
@@erichwashausen4602 we still need more puppet noises even today
yay
"After 90 years of misery..."
"Aww, I hate God!"
...y'know, makes sense.
Now that's what we call *_Inspiring Hell Poultry!_*
basketball (ooh)
After 5 years on the east coast
@@spookyscaryskeletonsmith2840 You mean baseketball (ooh)?
@@djk1288 no, i meant baseketball (oohoo h h h)
He came back when we needed him most. TooT.
He's been around the whole time in the comments of other ytps :D
"90s commercials ripped my flesh"
Well, my flesh was ripped by weasels.
Those dang shadows and wheelchairs got to me :(
Taco Hell. Where Everything's Sour.
You pretty much described Taco Bell if it wasn't bland.
"I was driving when I forgot my body."
Hey, 8.95 is some damn cheap fornication.
Gotta be honest, the phrase "family of cameras" already scans a little weird in my brain. Then noisepuppet comes along and makes the guy say "camily of fameras" and now my brain doesn't know which way is up. Good joj!
They grew up on the memes of New York.
They're cocs
today it’s time to TOOT
TOOT for joy, noisepuppet has uploaded!
I still drink basketball. Still want the basketball. I still go *Oouhh!*
0:23 “I still go.” *O O O H*
Do you still play Basketball(ooh), baseball(ooh!) basketball(OOH), still want the basketball(ooH?) While still drinking the baseball, while still drinking the basketball, and now playing baseball, and do you ever play Base-ketball?
Come to the *C u m* Garden
you're really getting through the decades with these, can't wait for the 2000s
🎶 Shitisssimoooooooo! 🎶. * chef’s kiss *
I’m glad they designed and built a car. Now that’s why my Chevys a Car.
I thought I was the only person on Earth who knew about Muppet Classic Theatre. Thank you, noisepuppet. Thank you for showing me I'm not alone in this wretched life.
THE RETURN OF THE KING
I was on the edge of my seat for the "YaY" at the end
I have to say that noisepuppet, you are truly a cut above all other YTP artists in the type of YTP you make that appeals to those of us who listen to the audio for a plot. A lot of others make YTPs that rely heavily on backward-forward scrubbing and jitter, but aren't focused on a story line. Those are great and have their place, but for someone who listens to what's being said, your work is pure genius. The tiniest details are some of the most hilarious. I was so glad to see you released new material recently. I was worried you hung up the towel after a gap there. Thanks for coming back!
The real highlight for me is the gratuitous use of the "HOO" sound that seems to be a staple of almost all midi compositions from the 90s during the Doublemint commercial. Forget what it's called.
Cuica, aka monkey drum?
@@noisepuppet That's the one. Love that sound.
I would love to get a burrito for 69 cents. That would indeed be Nice.
...ceice
You could almost FFFFOCK ‘em
@@samvision8280 and then I did
and I came
I quite literally need nousepuppet in my life. Ive been using YTP as therapy for years
TIL Ram Ranch was a Taco Bell all along
The urge to just comment a quote from the video is strong, but I resist! Hilarious work as always, definitely had that special noisepuppet fisting that we know and love. Old commercials are such a goldmine for YTP, so happy to see another installment from you. Glad to see you're back! :)
Thanks! BTW I think your channel is amazing and I show it to people whenever possible.
OH SHIT HE'S BACK
cute profile picture! :3
OMG, another furry! What a coincidence.
HE RETURNS
I always wondered what if there was 90s commercials, like the 80s and 70s. After 90 years of misery, my wish unintentionally came true.
Love the Taco Bell bit!
"I could almost FAWK EM."
And then I did, and I came…
I brought back a vision:
*The NumbNuts*
"If you think I am taking a Wiz, it's as easy L-O-L-I-T-A."
"Now, I'm playing baseball." OOH!
"Right. And I'm a Shakespearean actor." !HOO
"It's gotta be baseketball." Noice.
Now I own nasketball
OOH!!
OMG, I remember the "Nobody Beats The Wiz" store. Always wanted to go there, but it was too far away...Yyayy...
The Lumina wasn't that bad of a car for $16K. If you waited until '97-'99 and got the LTZ trim level and optional 3.8L engine, you had a "sleeper."
Yeah, I feel like "it's a car" sums up the old Lumina's sort of generic all around carishness. It's also got this "budget luxury" vibe that was more common in previous eras.
Yaaaaaaay new noisepuppet!
new noise puppet always makes my day
You know it's good when this guy rubs one out.
Like gathering around noisepuppet's favourite armchair for story time but instead of heartfelt stories about life, he opens the book and it's all YTP. And you get those LSD feels.
You're going to experience inverted memoirs from past times.
Idk why but the "O O H" gets me everytime
That Olive Garden segment was pure gold.
"A complete fatal meal." Truth in advertising for Olive Garbage.
Priced rice! Finally something I can afford
Aw man, Muppet Classic Theater was the shit. I still remember the promos on the tape before it started.
Poisenuppet uploads are sacred.
That fact that I remember seeing some of these commericals on TV makes this even better
I think my new favourite thing is reading the comments on these and seeing all the different ways people interpret the same sentence mixes
As a 90s kid I guarantee, everybody was on the Memes of New York!
Ah yes, my favorite beverage...
*basesketball*
1:17 “CAnt you just TUrn up the DAmn HEAt?!
So glad you're still producing quality content, noisepuppet. Highlight of my day, right here.
Syllable swaps always kill me. Like “camily of fameras”.
AFTER 90 YEARS OF MISERY
"Augh I hate god"
I mean wouldn't you under the circumstances
Magnified111: (standing against a tree, wearing a trenchcoat, puffing on a cigarette, far away from the crowds of SnoisePappet's clamoring fans, going nuts over this latest release)
"Ahhh. I remember, when sneens. Smurgurgundunt, he's gone and dunnit again. (throws the cigarette on the ground and grinds it out with his heel, camera pans in, there is a tear slowly coming down Magnified111's cheek. He turns into the conveniently dramatically placed sunset and walks away. Yay.)
I was just about to comment "why the hell hasn't Magnified111 commented yet", but alas, ass, sas, i see that I'm two hours late lol
@@travisdelee8647 The sidekick never strays too far away from the hero. How you been, old buddy? Still whalin on those drums?
"Try the Maxolta Minimum Force, a fuckerised camera with a built-in family that does all the fucking for you."
This is top-tier sentence mixing right here.
This video saved me from a shitty day today. Thank you.
3:33 absolutely KILLED me!!! X'D I have to start using that word! X'3
2:40 me whenever noisepuppet uploads
It's gotta be Baseketball.
*OOHH!*
Any decade noisepuppet travels, he always add sus and toots that are impossible to resist.
This is just... absolute perfection.
5:15 The car shown is actually a "Shitty" car
Love this poop but also the Zappa reference with the thumbnail
when gina moves in and regenerates
2:05 cant stop here, bat country