“She couldn’t bring herself to shoot him; killing’s wrong, so she just kills some guards and escapes.” That is so funny, I had to pause the Pitch Meeting to catch my breath.
Yeah, it must either be that or because Netflix pays him to do movies no matter how bad they are. And they are bad when Disney thought they were too bad to be Star wars movies...
Hey, that isn't true. My dad did. You know how dads, for some reason, watch the dumbest fucking movies? You go to the living room and there they are, watching the worst movies ever made? Like legit watching The Last Airbender? Tell me it isn't just my dad, please. Edit: Glad to see how many people appreciate their dads' ability to endure the worst movies ever
"And then the General gives a rousing speech about how they only have a few days to prepare!" So they start right away? "Nope, he tells them all to get some rest, then he complains when they wake him up in the morning"
Shoot princess you didn't want to kill: yes Shoot random guys: yes Shoot guy who just framed you for a crime you committed under his orders: no Excellent character writing, Zack.
rant: (cause of how bad this high budget movie is) thought maybe she couldn't shoot him, cause Bella-saurus guy was a father figure to her, But people don't go out of their way to harm innocent people, its usually the ones they have a connection to that caused them pain/ emotions... atleast she could have given him a scar- hence her name (unless this movie is saying her scar giving is emotional- by betrayal) which is too complex for this kind of movie... anyway the movie doesnt even deserve a critic of it
I will give kudos to Zack Snyder. This movie lulled me to sleep for four days in a row before I could get to the end of it. And it wasn't even a light slumber, it was full on deep sleep with dreams and snoring. So I, for one, look forward to his future entries to watch whenever I am too stressed to get some zzzs.
I love that the side characters where so inconsequencial that Screenwriter Guy didn't even mentioned that the lady with the lightsabers died in this movie
She did? Ha. That woman just couldn't catch a break outside of I guess escaping these movies unlike poor Sofia Boutella. I find it funny that the Honest Trailers review pointed out she pointlessly cut off her hands and replaced them with metal variants to wield the Temu Lightsabers...when apparently the story then also shows you can just wrap the handles in leather to achieve the same effect. Whoops.
@@MusicoftheDamned I may had misunderstood the film (the dialogue is generic and ambiguous), but it gave me the impression that she didn't cut her arms only because the swords are literaly too hot to handle, but also because the prostetic hands have some kind of swordmanship software programed onto them, and that's how in a short time she turned from a simple villager into a killing machine. Which makes the awful fight choreography of her fight scenes even worse
@@Mario_Angel_Medina Noted. That's even funnier if she both died despite supposedly having such an advantage--maybe also Temu brand?--over others *and* the fight choreography was bad anyway, which I imagine the excessive slo-mo didn't help.
I started watching this movie and when out of the gate they brought the main villain back to life. I shut it off and just watched this pitch meeting instead. Time well spent, thank you Ryan.
@@Darkness-ie2yl most were probably written by other people if you look at his Wikipedia page and he didn't have full control, for these he did and does so you actually see what his real capabilities are and even then he's already talking about Snyder cut versions 🤦♂
Dude. COMMENDATION!!! The comedic timing for your joke on killing some kid, not killing because its wrong, then kill guards to escape was so awesome. Love it 😂
The same joke is in many other pitch meetings because it's a fairly standard movie trope for the hero to decide not to kill the villain while their actions simultaneously kill dozens or even thousands of the villain's lackeys.
@@felixmarvin1199 So true. This is why I don't watch movies anymore. They're all just copies of eachother and so utterly predictable. All Hollywood movies always follow the same template. Literally anyone could write one of these movies without any effort whatsoever. Just use the template. It's beyond me why anyone would voluntarily choose to watch garbage like this (the movies, not this channel!). We are currently experiencing the dark ages of cinema.
@@boogiesmell5181 "why anyone would voluntarily choose to watch garbage like this" - it's proven that the average human IQ is declining at 3 points per decade. In 2030 must of the people on the planet will officially be retards. The movie industry is adapting to that. Give the masses what they can digest.
@@boogiesmell5181 Kids grow up, and they haven't seen the previous movies. If you just like action scenes, a new movie with a predictable story is still better than a fight you've already seen several times. Many people want to be able to talk about the new thing everybody else is talking about, and will watch the movie before reviews come in. Some people are more sensitive to hype than others.
@@boogiesmell5181 Disregard movies, listen to audio books and watch anime. Anime is always 100% thousand consistent and unique. (PS: There are no new stories, only new ways to tell the same ones and most fail at that.)
The worst part is the princess saying *"I forgive you".* Really, that's her last words to the woman who betrayed her without any coercion? Not *"Why have you done this?"* *"We trusted you!"* *"Please don't kill me!"* *"Somebody help me!"* *"I don't want to die"* *"Strike me down and I'll become more powerful than you could possibly imagine"* Y'know, usually the things a child would say if they're about to be murdered.
"Death is only the beginning." "You cannot kill me in any way that matters." "All who live by the sword die by the sword." "The blood on your hands shall testify against you." All much cooler things to say before being murdered.
Fun Fact: Wheat can be planted in spring or fall (also known as winter wheat); spring wheat usually takes 120 days from planting to maturity; winter wheat takes 240 days.
"In a couple of days they harvested all their grain, trained everybody to fight, and built an elaborate trench system?" Don't forget they also had time to design really really nice elaborate cloth things with knitted drawings to gift to people that must have taken days to finish each. But they prefaced it with "sorry that our gifts are this humble and small" so I guess it wasn't much work.
I just have to give kudos to Ryan for the bit right at the ending. In all my years watching youtube I don't think I've ever seen another content creator be so transparent about themselves. It's very heartwarming and should be an inspiration for all content creators current and future!
The Snyder cut will be additional footage of 100 percent pure adrenaline-pumping tea towel customization action. We get to see them pick the embroidery thread!
They weren't using it as a literal shield, they thought that putting the grain there the bad guys wouldn't shoot at them because it would destroy the grain, which is what they wanted to steal from them. Still stupid as fuck, but yeah.
I had to google this... SCARGIVER is the actual title they gave???!!! It's the most cringe title I've ever heard!:D Thank God for this fun channel! It gives a quick summary, much more entertaining than watching Hollywood trash:>
Yes, the dude brags about how he "Has a scar given to me by the scargiver herself." Which sounds like it's not a particularly exclusive club. If she's known for giving people scars, then having one from her is like having a shiny gyarados. Congratulations, everyone else has one too
@@maegor-targaryen you mean slow motion shots. I don't particularly enjoy his shots. only one I found entertaining is the one where a tiny woman fights a massive samurai.
Been a fan for years and can humbly say that my level of awareness has evolved because of it. During down or bleak times I've come to this channel and even in just simple down times the experience makes me smile. Watching the progression and feeling like I'm in on the jokes as an OG fan is something that matters. Thanks Ryan
U know my wife asked why the f are we seeing this scene in slow motion...and then it got me thinking; perhaps because this guy was stuck as a gladiator kind of for so many years and water is so precious and was so rare for him, and now finally, after all those years, he could get water as a normal human being, and this moment is kind of important for him... 😅😅😅 but then, I realized that the movie never ever expanded anything on this character so I was just trying to make up a back story that makes sense in my head 😂😂😅
After many HR complaints it was decided that when using any vision enhancing tools they must keep their gaze north of the equator if you know what I mean. Due to this fact they never looked down...
Maybe I'm missremembering but I think they noticed that too. When the Admiral and his second in command look at the town in their screens they say things like "look how they barricated here, look how they put an sniper nest there" etc. ... and then proceeded to attack frontaly anyways. I really think the Empire's attitude was just "we have a lot of tanks, we don't need strategy"
"Wheat, slowly." That's what they want from an action SF. Brilliant use of adverb! I was absorbed by the object, then the subjective take on it... crushed me. And the recursive verb brought it all full circle. Moving language. It's in the small moments. Great work!!
"The spaceships are powered by coal?" Pretty much encapsulates 90% of the problems with this franchise's worldbuilding. A lot of things fall apart within two seconds of deliberation.
That’s par for the course with Zack Snyder. I remember I was picking apart Army of the Dead too, as soon as someone said something it fell apart under scrutiny. Man who owns the casino: “I’m hiring you to break into my vault and get my money back for me.” Main characters: “Alright, then first we’ll need a safe cracker-“ Me: “Why? It’s the mans vault, doesn’t he have the combination?”
Wait. Where were those mythical things called characters? I must have missed them in the movie. All I saw was card board cutouts shooting and stabing eachother. They must be ninja characters and were hiding 😂
4:56 “I wanna be transparent with you” *disappears* Absolutely love the end segments for these videos! Just as creative and funny as the actual videos themselves. Keep up the great work
Don't judge too quickly before you see the whole story! Part 3 is going to showcase more diversity with alternate crops... Wheat is just the beginning!!! Rebel Moon - Part III: Barley an Inconvenience (The Snyder Cut)
Thank you Ryan for strengthening my intention of not wanting to watch these movies. Hollywood really was able to kill the last bit of my excitement for fantasy movies. If I were a Hollywood producer, I would show every script to you to make a pitch meeting about them, before I start shooting the movie.
When it comes to space travel most movies use some sort of sci-fi fuel for something that requires so much energy. Zack picked a non renewable fuel that is outdated by real life standards.
What else would you expect on your coal fired intergalactic dreadnought? I think someone is forcing Zach to set this in space even though he really wanted to write about 1908.
Disney has not made many good decisions with the Star Wars IP but preventing Zach Synder from making THIS a Star Wars project was probably one of their best ones.
I disagree I feel that Zach Snyder brings a certain Joseph Campbell-esque nature to the work. If he had free reign I would agree with you. I think that he could have brought a lot to the Star Wars series if paired with whoever the brain was behind Boba Fett would have made for a farmer captivating Star Wars extended universe.
Yeah, why are we supposed to care about this character again? Kills an innocent kid but refuses to kill a villain, then goes off and kills some random guards. She's a psycho. I genuinely think Zack has something wrong with his brain, this isn't simply lazy writing it's "get your head checked. Now." writing.
Yeah, those movies could've been really good if it wasn't for all the wallowing in self-pity, rapid fire exposition, and, of course, the damned slow-mo farming! Nailed it Ryan, nailed it.
Oh, YES! This sounds like a very fun movie. But, could we use a modern band? I feel like actors playing the roles of the dead band members(they are all dead, all of them) is a little cliche, and will likely end in disaster. Looking at the past with a modern optics NEVER ends well. Modern band, for modern eyes. That is my suggestion.
@@thatHARVguy Now I'm trying to imagine a scenario here where this band can somehow get into a situation like in Galaxy Quest. Something where they had some sort of hit show based off of fitting their covers into a sci-fi story (maybe they give the songs the Weird Al treatment instead of just playing the originals? and they created some sort of sci-fi rock opera out of them?), and a clever but naive alien race thinks it's real and builds their replica ship and seeks out the crew's help.
So, like the last RM, I watched this with a bunch of friends in a watch party (really the only way to suffer through these). It's amazing that Ryan hit EVERY SINGLE thing that we made fun of. He's pretty awesome that way.
It took me 4 sittings to watch the whole movie. I kept falling asleep… the only thing that kept me going was knowing there was a Pitch Meeting to watch afterward. I don’t think I can make it through four more, even with the Pitch Meeting promise…
"Scargiver eh, what's that about?" "It's Korra's nickname.." "doesn't that kinda imply you WILL survive whatever she does to you" I spat my drink out right there..
Aha, see, THAT shows she’s not an awful hypocrite, because everyone she “kills” survives by her apparent moral superiority she so generously showed when she didn’t kill the guy responsible for the assassination! “Kids, let me tell you of the time I got shot by a nice lady I was trying to help during my military service . . .”
Wait is the whole movie about bad guys using incredibly advanced equipment in order to steal some grain? Instead of like .. using that space fairing tech in order to build IDK... A Dyson sphere?
If you're looking for storytelling logic or legitimately compelling character development in Snyder stuff, you definitely haven't seen the whole "why did you say that name" scene. Just epic, emotionally pivotal writing there. #martha!
How much would it have cost to just buy the grain? In a low tech society, you could roll in with a bunch of brand new tools and other hard to find supplies, it would be a pretty easy trade. And then you could buy more the next year.
“She can’t bring herself to shoot him, killing’s wrong, so she just kills some guards and escapes.” Rare to see the hero refuse to kill the big bad guy and THEN kill a bunch of faceless goons. Good on you, Rebel Moon Part 2 for subverting that trope.
Kora is such a trend-setting and well-written character. If only she had murdered the faceless guards in slow-motion as well. The only bit of wasted potential in this movie. /s
I don’t think the other movies have been given the greenlight yet. I know Snyder apparently wants to make 4 more. But given the reaction to the first two, Netflix would have to know it would be a massive waste of money.
It's not. That is just marketing to show people who are invested they can stay invested. I don't know why they keep doing that. You'll see, they are going to announce soon-ish the whole thing is cancelled. They did the same thing to The Witcher, and many other dud franchises. There is a very clear and obvious pattern.
Brilliant as always, Ryan! My son and I watched the movie yesterday just for laughs and talked throughout about which bits of cinematic nonsense would make your Pitch Meeting. You nailed every one, of course! Especially THE GRAIN!! 😂
When I saw this trainwreck of a movie, I knew there has to be a pitch meeting about it. While watching it, I thought to myself: How do you harvest all of the grain in such a short period of time? Super easy. Well, how will you manage to dig all the trenches in time? Barely an inconvenience. This movie is in a category of its own in so many ways.
Actually it’ll be *dramatic hand motions* Wheat the backstory. It will be SloMo shots of them planting the seeds. SloMo shots of them watering the wheat. SloMo shots of them fertilizing the wheat. And then SloMo shoots of the wheat GROWING with humans thrown in for scale.
Future spaceships being powered by coal (and possibly a string quartet) really stoked the furnace to make a string of slo-mo space grain harvesting films.
I tried watching the first one twice and only made it about 20 mins both times but, I'm glad these movies exist because seeing people talk about them is so entertaining
But it's excruciating when we all know there are MUCH better stories from far more talented, well-trained creators. But Snyder is rich, powerful, influential, and entitled. And THAT is all it takes to fail forward in Hollywon't. 🙄
Well, if that was the second movie you'd have seen 20 minutes of slow-mo harvesting. So at least you dodged that bullet I guess. (i'm _almost_ morbidly fascinated enough to watch the director's cut of the second one just to see how much more farming he puts into it. Almost)
Lucky you, I actually sat through the entirety of the first one. Immediately gave the second one a thumbs down, without even watching it, and it just disappeared, never to be seen again. No, seriously; I have done that to many shows and movies, and I still see them being recommended. But I never see this movie among them. Netflix knows this movie franchise is dead. They will announce, soon, that it is cancelled.
@@danielduncan6806Gods, I hope not. As long as Mr. Snyder is doing these boring and shallow derivatives, he's not screwing up any more adaptationa of things people actually care about by fundamentally understanding them (with _300_ being the sole exception since it's as shallow as he is).
Gah, I hate it so much when heroes in movies can’t bring themselves to kill their villains (when it isn’t thematically relevant or for children). Have they not prepared themselves for such an eventuality, despite everything? And if they have killed a bunch of soldiers during the movie, then it just feels hypocritical. What, are they just too scared to kill someone they know, but have no problem killing faceless soldiers? Regardless. Great video with funny criticisms and stellar deliveries :)
Meanwhile, characters I've played in LARPs or TTRPGs have had the inverse problem of "Must not harm innocent people, must not kill minions whenever possible, even when it makes things very inconvenient ...And now I'm sad that I wasn't the one to put that major villain down". XD
To be fair, it was her father figure. It makes s o m e sense that she had reservations about killing him, but after getting past the moral barrier of killing a child she had protected for some time, it’s not super believable she immediately can’t pull the trigger aimed at her father figure who she knows is a terrible monster.
There are too many action movie tropes in this movie to fit into one tight little pitch meeting, but one bonkers detail that could have gotten a good Producer Guy reaction is that after murdering a bunch of medics, the main character blows up up the ship's power source, which appears to be a giant, semi-conscious metal woman, tied down in submission, that apparently is used to produce labia-shaped portals for the ship to travel through.
@@calebmauer1751 check the first scene of the first movie, then in the second, the scene where she's planting explosives, before the ship blows up and starts falling.
@@rh8884 watch the opening shot of the first movie and then the scene at the end of the second movie where she sets explosives and blows up the ship's engine right now
i'd like a Snyder cut of this film but it's just the slow-mo scenes of planting and harvesting grain, pair it with a nice calming ambient soundtrack, imagine it would be very relaxing
Rebel Moon: requires Netflix subscription
Rebel Moon Pitch Meeting: does not require Netflix subscription
Money: saved.
Time: saved
Satisfaction: increased.
this comment is tight
Super easy: Barely an inconvenience
Grain: harvested.
PEAK efficiency
Hotel: Trivago?
Harvesting all the grain was super easy, barley an inconvenience
This comment is TIGHT!
@@jannesakkinen4631 do you know what else is tight?
The chronic online misspelling is SO RAMPANT that when I read "barley" and "defiantly" used correctly it throws me off
Well played
You mean it was super "peasy", barley an inconvenience?
YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD
“She couldn’t bring herself to shoot him; killing’s wrong, so she just kills some guards and escapes.”
That is so funny, I had to pause the Pitch Meeting to catch my breath.
And that's right after they talk about shooting the child!
Exactly 😂 I also was thinking about the child 🤣
This is such a common and silly trope in movies that Ryan could totally make variations of these lines a running joke.
I was laughing watching that scene, thinking about the joke Pitch Meeting would make about it.
THIS!!! 😂😂😂@@francisadams1834
*Fun fact: Zack Snyder only makes movies to give Ryan "Pitch Meeting" material. Great guy, that Zack*
The real movie was this pitch meeting.
It's super easy barley an inconvenience
Yeah, it must either be that or because Netflix pays him to do movies no matter how bad they are. And they are bad when Disney thought they were too bad to be Star wars movies...
FNT, Critical Drinker and EFAP do a great job clowning on it as well.
To be fair, he both produced and wrote the script so Zach doesn't have to do much. ryan does all the hard work
"What is more exciting than watching grass grow?"
"Watching grass grow in slow motion"
"Holy shit, this is why we pay you like we do"
Fuck ok that got me 😂
I'm writing this after spending a minute cleaning coffee off my phone
How about painting grass and watching it dry while it grows?
they saw slo-mo guys.
@@4plus20isHappy Zack wouldn't do that unless it is in slow motion. If it's in slow motion it is cool no matter what according to Zack.
Snyder doesn't make movies. He makes screensavers.
"He might, I can do what I want." Masterful Snyder impression, I was transported.
Somehow, big bad guy sirvived. Again.
I searched for this comment. thank you
"This grain seems to be more of a character than everyone else". So true 😂
Than
I want to hear Snyder say that in a director interview. "The grain is actually a character in this film"
It had the most screen time and character development-
Is this what is meant by film grain?
It even got a full half hour of character development
“So you have a sequel to a movie that nobody saw on Netflix for me?”
“Yes sir, I do.”
“Amazing! So what happens in this thing?”
Hey, that isn't true. My dad did. You know how dads, for some reason, watch the dumbest fucking movies? You go to the living room and there they are, watching the worst movies ever made? Like legit watching The Last Airbender?
Tell me it isn't just my dad, please.
Edit: Glad to see how many people appreciate their dads' ability to endure the worst movies ever
@@carter_lovejoy "Well, Sir, things move at incredibly slow speed, of course."
@@ProfiteerProphet no it isnt my dad watches what ever is on the tv
@@ProfiteerProphet My dad watches anything with Melissa McCarthy in it. It's not just yours.
So happy you mentioned the 40 minutes of space farming. Turns out it was the best 15 seconds of fast forwarding I’ve ever done
Great smile dude
Hahahahahahhaa😂😂😂😂
How could you skip 90% of the character development?
Haven't seen the movies at all but this recap made it sound tedious
Can’t wait for the Snyder cut where we’ll get an additional 90 minutes of slow motion farming!
There might even be corn! Widely known as the black suit of the crop family.
Part Three: The Graintaker's Revenge
Part four: Starmoon Valley
😂
The Grain Reaper
The japanese samurai was cool though
Part 6: Return of the Farmer
It’s refreshing to have a TH-camr be this transparent with his audiemce
So many TH-camrs promise, yet only Ryan George sees it through.
There's samtime. He is more transparent than Ryan.
I’m so glad I read this comment before getting to the end of the video 😂
You say it's nice, but I see right through it!
@@makarabaduk1754 xD
When that sickle hit the grain…
Agh. 10/10.
That song. I did hear it.
Nothing says afventure like a space movie having people harvest wheat by hand with a sentient robot.
"And then the General gives a rousing speech about how they only have a few days to prepare!"
So they start right away?
"Nope, he tells them all to get some rest, then he complains when they wake him up in the morning"
Oh wow, wow, wow...
wow.
Hilarious, particularly since the farmers I know do what work is needed even if it is in the middle of the night!
I love resting that guy is pretty good ok
Best part: 2:06 "Killing's wrong, so she just kills some guards and escapes."
I thought it was more of "this goes against my programming" moment.
Zack Snyder copied the Wb method since the 1990s
Shoot princess you didn't want to kill: yes
Shoot random guys: yes
Shoot guy who just framed you for a crime you committed under his orders: no
Excellent character writing, Zack.
She did commit some of the crime though 😄
@@coyoteone6197 Fixed. You had a point haha
Shoot innocent doctors trying to help you: yes
rant: (cause of how bad this high budget movie is) thought maybe she couldn't shoot him, cause Bella-saurus guy was a father figure to her, But people don't go out of their way to harm innocent people, its usually the ones they have a connection to that caused them pain/ emotions... atleast she could have given him a scar- hence her name
(unless this movie is saying her scar giving is emotional- by betrayal) which is too complex for this kind of movie... anyway the movie doesnt even deserve a critic of it
Luke sorta does the same thing with palpatine vs the millions of dead stormtroopers and other bad scoundrels
It‘s called „Scargiver“ because you will never fully recover from the boredom you experience while watching it.
Makes sense to me lol
emotionally scarred
Or maybe she's just that rough with a strapon?
That's why you watch the pitch meeting
“Snoregiver” was too on the nose.
I will give kudos to Zack Snyder. This movie lulled me to sleep for four days in a row before I could get to the end of it. And it wasn't even a light slumber, it was full on deep sleep with dreams and snoring. So I, for one, look forward to his future entries to watch whenever I am too stressed to get some zzzs.
Same!
“Less slow-mo farming, more organic character development” this one cracks me up 😂😂😂
Nah, that requires writers
"Organic farming" joke FTW 😂
"Ehhhhh... No we're gonna want the slo mo farming"
@@EzaleaGravesI got a fever…
I love that the side characters where so inconsequencial that Screenwriter Guy didn't even mentioned that the lady with the lightsabers died in this movie
She did? Ha. That woman just couldn't catch a break outside of I guess escaping these movies unlike poor Sofia Boutella. I find it funny that the Honest Trailers review pointed out she pointlessly cut off her hands and replaced them with metal variants to wield the Temu Lightsabers...when apparently the story then also shows you can just wrap the handles in leather to achieve the same effect. Whoops.
@@MusicoftheDamned I may had misunderstood the film (the dialogue is generic and ambiguous), but it gave me the impression that she didn't cut her arms only because the swords are literaly too hot to handle, but also because the prostetic hands have some kind of swordmanship software programed onto them, and that's how in a short time she turned from a simple villager into a killing machine. Which makes the awful fight choreography of her fight scenes even worse
@@Mario_Angel_Medina Noted. That's even funnier if she both died despite supposedly having such an advantage--maybe also Temu brand?--over others *and* the fight choreography was bad anyway, which I imagine the excessive slo-mo didn't help.
A sword lady did exactly as well against space nazis as I had thought she would. Taken down by a few unnamed enemies.
The important part is that the grain is safe
I started watching this movie and when out of the gate they brought the main villain back to life. I shut it off and just watched this pitch meeting instead. Time well spent, thank you Ryan.
I fast forwarded and skipped parts of the movie just so I can watch and enjoy pitch meeting 😂
"Now Cora and the other warriors need to train the village people."
"The band?"
Got me😂😂
Y-M-C-A!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oldsters remember❤
Watching Pitch Meeting instead of wasting my time on slow-mo farming is tight.
Yea -yea- yea.
honestly even this had a little more than I wanted 😅😂
"Oh ... You want to make more of these?"
Probably an actual line an actual executive said to Zack Snyder.
It’s often easy to forget these aren’t documentary footage of meetings that had to take place so the very real movies could exist.
Gotta watch this pitch meeting at 0.25x speed to get the full experience.
💀
Still more enjoyable than the actual movie.
Specially how he gets transparent with us 😂
At 0.5x usually 😅actual slow-mo
"why is this two movies?"
"All the slow motion"
Zack Snyder might be the only director to ever do montage entirely in slow motion.
Clone Wars did a better version of Star Wars x Seven Samurai in 20 minutes...
Seriously this shit could be a 3 hour movie and nothing would be Lost
@@liveac3694 Roger Coreman did a better version of Star Wars x Seven Samurai 44 years ago for $2,000,000. And his actually made money.
@@Ale-dd3ekthis could be a rejected idea and nothing would be lost as opposed to lots of man-hours and money
Nice to see that Ryan finally got around to making a pitch meeting for "Farmville: The Movie" 😅
1:34 “now it’s time for some character development” is such an awesome dig at this movie
just took two movies.
so one and a half movies in we figure out basically everyone has the same trope backstory.
what happened to Snyder all of a sudden? that emily browning movie was pretty bad but I liked all the others
@@Darkness-ie2yl he stopped listening to the more talented people around him
@@Darkness-ie2yl most were probably written by other people if you look at his Wikipedia page and he didn't have full control, for these he did and does so you actually see what his real capabilities are and even then he's already talking about Snyder cut versions 🤦♂
Dude. COMMENDATION!!! The comedic timing for your joke on killing some kid, not killing because its wrong, then kill guards to escape was so awesome.
Love it 😂
The same joke is in many other pitch meetings because it's a fairly standard movie trope for the hero to decide not to kill the villain while their actions simultaneously kill dozens or even thousands of the villain's lackeys.
@@felixmarvin1199 So true. This is why I don't watch movies anymore. They're all just copies of eachother and so utterly predictable. All Hollywood movies always follow the same template. Literally anyone could write one of these movies without any effort whatsoever. Just use the template.
It's beyond me why anyone would voluntarily choose to watch garbage like this (the movies, not this channel!). We are currently experiencing the dark ages of cinema.
@@boogiesmell5181 "why anyone would voluntarily choose to watch garbage like this" - it's proven that the average human IQ is declining at 3 points per decade. In 2030 must of the people on the planet will officially be retards. The movie industry is adapting to that. Give the masses what they can digest.
@@boogiesmell5181
Kids grow up, and they haven't seen the previous movies.
If you just like action scenes, a new movie with a predictable story is still better than a fight you've already seen several times.
Many people want to be able to talk about the new thing everybody else is talking about, and will watch the movie before reviews come in.
Some people are more sensitive to hype than others.
@@boogiesmell5181 Disregard movies, listen to audio books and watch anime. Anime is always 100% thousand consistent and unique. (PS: There are no new stories, only new ways to tell the same ones and most fail at that.)
The worst part is the princess saying *"I forgive you".*
Really, that's her last words to the woman who betrayed her without any coercion?
Not
*"Why have you done this?"*
*"We trusted you!"*
*"Please don't kill me!"*
*"Somebody help me!"*
*"I don't want to die"*
*"Strike me down and I'll become more powerful than you could possibly imagine"*
Y'know, usually the things a child would say if they're about to be murdered.
This kid is basically Jesus, always bringing things back from the dead, part of a prophecy, and so on
"Death is only the beginning."
"You cannot kill me in any way that matters."
"All who live by the sword die by the sword."
"The blood on your hands shall testify against you."
All much cooler things to say before being murdered.
@@jonathanshepherd5515 You get it.
Even a "shoot me in the gut and I'll pretend to be dead" would have been a rully good idea.
"Go then, there are other worlds than these," is also viable.
Fun Fact: Wheat can be planted in spring or fall (also known as winter wheat); spring wheat usually takes 120 days from planting to maturity; winter wheat takes 240 days.
This is the only comment on this video that doesn't make me want to kill myself.
I would like more wheat facts please.
I don't care, if this is real or not, it's information about the main character of the Rebel-Moon-franchise so I won't question it.
fun fact they really planted, grew and harvested the wheat. They also intentionally wanted the wheat to be a character in the story.
Ok, but what about Space Wheat?
Spoken like a true Lord of the Manor!
"In a couple of days they harvested all their grain, trained everybody to fight, and built an elaborate trench system?" Don't forget they also had time to design really really nice elaborate cloth things with knitted drawings to gift to people that must have taken days to finish each. But they prefaced it with "sorry that our gifts are this humble and small" so I guess it wasn't much work.
Probably used a replicator.
It was barely an inconvenience.
Are you telling me Zach Snyder doesn't respect time? Say it ain't so.
I just have to give kudos to Ryan for the bit right at the ending. In all my years watching youtube I don't think I've ever seen another content creator be so transparent about themselves. It's very heartwarming and should be an inspiration for all content creators current and future!
Next to the slow mo farming, watching everybody get their own personalised tea towel was my favourite bit. Truly riveting
Hey Zach, maybe we should use some of this time to creatively flesh out our main characters?
Fuck you, repeat after me. Tea. Towels.
+1
The Snyder cut will be additional footage of 100 percent pure adrenaline-pumping tea towel customization action. We get to see them pick the embroidery thread!
Yes, then they burn half those towels a day later because death.
I was going "I thought everyone had to be farming. When did she have time to make those little banners?"
Why isn’t this one movie? “Because it’s two” ☠️☠️🤣🤣
I heard he plans on making it 6+ parts, along with “Director’s Cut” 🤦🏽♂️
Because MONEY 💰 🤑 💸
Hey, shut up.... So then in part 3....
Because this lets Snyder claim there are 6 movies in his "trilogy"
@@jarrodbright5231 listen, we have to get aaalll the way off Synder's back...
I'm completely confident that Hollywood is only in business to give Pitch Meeting content.
2:21 Screenwriter guy: "nah, how about we meet in the middle with organic *farming* instead?"
Kansas farmer here. Grain dust is explosive. Not a good shield.
Snyder is rich, so he don't care.
They weren't using it as a literal shield, they thought that putting the grain there the bad guys wouldn't shoot at them because it would destroy the grain, which is what they wanted to steal from them. Still stupid as fuck, but yeah.
@@a.r.e.j.1693 I agree. It is a sort of paradox.
I had to google this... SCARGIVER is the actual title they gave???!!! It's the most cringe title I've ever heard!:D Thank God for this fun channel! It gives a quick summary, much more entertaining than watching Hollywood trash:>
Yes, the dude brags about how he "Has a scar given to me by the scargiver herself." Which sounds like it's not a particularly exclusive club. If she's known for giving people scars, then having one from her is like having a shiny gyarados. Congratulations, everyone else has one too
4:50 They're making a trilogy... containing 6 movies?
Continued to be blown away by how Zack keeps getting work.
Hollywood is terrible system where people constantly fail upwards.
A lot of big-budget media nowadays makes it seem like all writing has been taken over by some sort of cult of schizophrenics.
@@maegor-targaryen you mean slow motion shots. I don't particularly enjoy his shots. only one I found entertaining is the one where a tiny woman fights a massive samurai.
Cant believe that people actually pay for him to direct a movie. He is so fucking bad
He's not without merits, he does make pretty pictures, it's just when you put the pictures sequentially in a row it doesn't always make a great story.
Been a fan for years and can humbly say that my level of awareness has evolved because of it. During down or bleak times I've come to this channel and even in just simple down times the experience makes me smile. Watching the progression and feeling like I'm in on the jokes as an OG fan is something that matters. Thanks Ryan
Am I the only one who always tips his head with Ryan when he says "Super easy, barely an inconvenience?" It's like a dance move.
I say it along with him now. Even adding the, "Oh, really?".
SEBAI is a frequently used line for me IRL, and I always do the head tip.
You mean it's not just me? Heck yeah I do.
@@Mibbitmaker Yeah, I don't even think about that anymore; it just happens.
Sounds like this movie could have used more slo-mo space farming
Director's cut !
What's really funny is that Nemesis dies in the movie and YOU completely glossed over it, proving exactly how little the characters actually mattered.
Whats sad, because she was the only cool character
I for one really loved the character development when Titus refilled his canteen in slow motion.
With water though ! That's totally an arc !
[in Zack Snyder's head]
U know my wife asked why the f are we seeing this scene in slow motion...and then it got me thinking; perhaps because this guy was stuck as a gladiator kind of for so many years and water is so precious and was so rare for him, and now finally, after all those years, he could get water as a normal human being, and this moment is kind of important for him... 😅😅😅 but then, I realized that the movie never ever expanded anything on this character so I was just trying to make up a back story that makes sense in my head 😂😂😅
Omg actual MLS fans on non football content, actually based
@@anonymes2884 Actually it's super easy, barley an inconvenience!!!
@@mmm-mmm 🤣😂😅😅😅😅 hahaha now that u put it that way 😅
If the empire had that x-ray/thermal vision to see where the women and children were, how did they not also notice the people hiding underground?
After many HR complaints it was decided that when using any vision enhancing tools they must keep their gaze north of the equator if you know what I mean. Due to this fact they never looked down...
Hey, Shut up!
"Becuz."
@@Novastar.SaberCombat"That works"
Maybe I'm missremembering but I think they noticed that too. When the Admiral and his second in command look at the town in their screens they say things like "look how they barricated here, look how they put an sniper nest there" etc. ... and then proceeded to attack frontaly anyways. I really think the Empire's attitude was just "we have a lot of tanks, we don't need strategy"
"Wheat, slowly." That's what they want from an action SF.
Brilliant use of adverb! I was absorbed by the object, then the subjective take on it... crushed me. And the recursive verb brought it all full circle. Moving language. It's in the small moments. Great work!!
"When can we watch Dune: Part Two?"
Netflix: "Nonsense, we have Dune: Part Two at home!"
Dune: Part Two at home:
where the sand is just grain and it's produced by giant locusts as they jump through it.
The grain must flow.
If you distill the grain into high proof vodka and drink enough of it then you can see the future
@@stebsis grain is the spice of life.
If The Asylum still made movies, this is the Dune rip-off they'd be putting on Blockbuster shelves.
Its such an obvious joke but the way Ryan delivered “We’re gonna want the slow mo farming” was gold lmao
I got a fever, and the only cure is more slow mo farming
THey could have had slow-mo training montage... but nope... farming it is!!
It's a Zack Snyder film so slow mo is required lol
I want more movies with slo-mo farming so it becomes the next catchphrase 😆😆
It actually make me rewatch Kungfu Hustle, I love the scenes where The Beast move in accelerated mode while others on slow mo, ridiculously fast
"The spaceships are powered by coal?" Pretty much encapsulates 90% of the problems with this franchise's worldbuilding. A lot of things fall apart within two seconds of deliberation.
That’s par for the course with Zack Snyder. I remember I was picking apart Army of the Dead too, as soon as someone said something it fell apart under scrutiny.
Man who owns the casino: “I’m hiring you to break into my vault and get my money back for me.”
Main characters: “Alright, then first we’ll need a safe cracker-“
Me: “Why? It’s the mans vault, doesn’t he have the combination?”
I wasn’t actually looking at the video until he said ‘be transparent with you.’ Well played.
I really appreciated the transparency. Very alpha for this channel 😉
Watching pitch meetings for movies that I never watched is TIGHT!!
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
And never will
Yeah if you watched this pitch meeting you pretty much saw the movie TBH
Nice! 😂
This is _the way._
"Oh you want to make more of these" was exactly what I thought when I heard that sequel bait.
“So tell me about this movie”
“It has characters. It has action. There’s lots of slo-mo..”
“BUT WHAT ABOUT THE GRAIN!?!?!?!?!!!!!”
Wait. Where were those mythical things called characters? I must have missed them in the movie. All I saw was card board cutouts shooting and stabing eachother. They must be ninja characters and were hiding 😂
The transparency joke at the end sent me lmao
He was very transparent. I could see right through him.
It is a refreshing change. I'm used to listening to people at a podium who are very clear that they take their lack of transparency very seriously.
"Hiring a band for your secret murder plot is tight!" Walder Frey nods in approval
4:56 “I wanna be transparent with you”
*disappears*
Absolutely love the end segments for these videos! Just as creative and funny as the actual videos themselves. Keep up the great work
"See you next time!"
Well, that depends...
Let me be frank... and you can be Steve.
Don't judge too quickly before you see the whole story!
Part 3 is going to showcase more diversity with alternate crops... Wheat is just the beginning!!!
Rebel Moon - Part III: Barley an Inconvenience (The Snyder Cut)
Thank you Ryan for strengthening my intention of not wanting to watch these movies.
Hollywood really was able to kill the last bit of my excitement for fantasy movies.
If I were a Hollywood producer, I would show every script to you to make a pitch meeting about them, before I start shooting the movie.
"I want to be transparent with you."
~ Turns invisible ~
Now that's a punchline nobody could have seen coming.
I see what you did there.
Or didn't see it....since its transparent.
Nah, I saw right through it.
While maintaining steadfast eye contact
"spaceships are powered by COAL"
When it comes to space travel most movies use some sort of sci-fi fuel for something that requires so much energy. Zack picked a non renewable fuel that is outdated by real life standards.
That are put in the engines manually by guys with shovels.
@@diefty94 It being outdated on earth is the least of the issues with using coal to power a spaceship. It is not even on the list of issues.
Space is famous for being able to transfer vast amounts of heat. Also, ventilation. Also, oxygen.
and you just don't ask about the God it powers..
4:00 I'm dying at the fact that in the supposed science fiction movie, the villains have a weapon they steer with a wheel
What else would you expect on your coal fired intergalactic dreadnought? I think someone is forcing Zach to set this in space even though he really wanted to write about 1908.
@@katmandomo I don't think so
I always love your pitch meetings, and appreciate the spoiler warning for something I have no intention of watching
A tiny bit disappointed that Producer Guy didn't ask Writer Guy why the Death Star's main weapon is a hand-cranked cannon with literal Iron Sights.
What else would you have on a coal powered spaceship?
Disney has not made many good decisions with the Star Wars IP but preventing Zach Synder from making THIS a Star Wars project was probably one of their best ones.
I disagree I feel that Zach Snyder brings a certain Joseph Campbell-esque nature to the work. If he had free reign I would agree with you. I think that he could have brought a lot to the Star Wars series if paired with whoever the brain was behind Boba Fett would have made for a farmer captivating Star Wars extended universe.
Kora is the villain
Kills a kid
Kills medics
Kills coal workers
Don't forget she planted bombs on the imprisoned space god that powers the ship.
Yeah, why are we supposed to care about this character again? Kills an innocent kid but refuses to kill a villain, then goes off and kills some random guards. She's a psycho. I genuinely think Zack has something wrong with his brain, this isn't simply lazy writing it's "get your head checked. Now." writing.
@@Vaquix000 Sadly, since she's a woman, she can get by with that shit.
Because, unironically, women stronk. Zack actually thinks she's a badass for doing all this stuff, lmao.
But she said she was a bad person so we are supposed to now forgive her so she's a good person... no.
Rebel Moon is the Temu version of the popular IP, Harvest Moon
Underrated comment
Yeah, those movies could've been really good if it wasn't for all the wallowing in self-pity, rapid fire exposition, and, of course, the damned slow-mo farming! Nailed it Ryan, nailed it.
Who told you they could've been really good?
The pitch meeting was hilarious, as usual. But, the "I'm gonna be transparent with you" joke at the end really got me! 🤣
Haha yeah was genius work yet again; couldn’t stop laughing 😂
Well now that you mention it, I would love a movie about the band "Village People" having to fight off an alien invasion.
Oh, YES! This sounds like a very fun movie. But, could we use a modern band? I feel like actors playing the roles of the dead band members(they are all dead, all of them) is a little cliche, and will likely end in disaster. Looking at the past with a modern optics NEVER ends well. Modern band, for modern eyes. That is my suggestion.
@@danielduncan6806 Village People cover band that gets embroiled into fighting aliens?
@@thatHARVguy Now I'm trying to imagine a scenario here where this band can somehow get into a situation like in Galaxy Quest. Something where they had some sort of hit show based off of fitting their covers into a sci-fi story (maybe they give the songs the Weird Al treatment instead of just playing the originals? and they created some sort of sci-fi rock opera out of them?), and a clever but naive alien race thinks it's real and builds their replica ship and seeks out the crew's help.
@@thatHARVguy It's not the same.
"Oh no! He was... was in the movie!"😂 Everytime I'm dying🤣in slow-mo
Got me good with this one 😂
Seeing a new pitch meeting upload to find out that there's a part 2 to this dumpster fire...
is TIGHT!
I still have friends who will slavishly watch it and say "I don't know why people had a problem with the movie."
So, like the last RM, I watched this with a bunch of friends in a watch party (really the only way to suffer through these). It's amazing that Ryan hit EVERY SINGLE thing that we made fun of. He's pretty awesome that way.
It took me 4 sittings to watch the whole movie. I kept falling asleep… the only thing that kept me going was knowing there was a Pitch Meeting to watch afterward. I don’t think I can make it through four more, even with the Pitch Meeting promise…
"Scargiver eh, what's that about?"
"It's Korra's nickname.."
"doesn't that kinda imply you WILL survive whatever she does to you"
I spat my drink out right there..
Aha, see, THAT shows she’s not an awful hypocrite, because everyone she “kills” survives by her apparent moral superiority she so generously showed when she didn’t kill the guy responsible for the assassination!
“Kids, let me tell you of the time I got shot by a nice lady I was trying to help during my military service . . .”
I had to pause the video after that to cry.
Great girl to date
This was my immediate thought when I heard the name!
Wait is the whole movie about bad guys using incredibly advanced equipment in order to steal some grain?
Instead of like .. using that space fairing tech in order to build IDK... A Dyson sphere?
If you're looking for storytelling logic or legitimately compelling character development in Snyder stuff, you definitely haven't seen the whole "why did you say that name" scene. Just epic, emotionally pivotal writing there. #martha!
How much would it have cost to just buy the grain? In a low tech society, you could roll in with a bunch of brand new tools and other hard to find supplies, it would be a pretty easy trade. And then you could buy more the next year.
"That's right! WHEAT... slowly." 😂
“She can’t bring herself to shoot him, killing’s wrong, so she just kills some guards and escapes.”
Rare to see the hero refuse to kill the big bad guy and THEN kill a bunch of faceless goons. Good on you, Rebel Moon Part 2 for subverting that trope.
She also shot a child earlier
Kora is such a trend-setting and well-written character. If only she had murdered the faceless guards in slow-motion as well. The only bit of wasted potential in this movie. /s
@@MusicoftheDamned Being faceless, they can't make screaming faces when shooting/being shot.
@@thatHARVguy Neither could the wheat. That didn't stop the slow mo either.
The movie subverted another trope: having characters the audience can get invested in.
Honestly the wheat farming was my favorite part. Oh, and the fact that those light sa...BURNING SWORDS were hot on the handles too. Such detail.
I have zero desire to watch this movie, but if I had to do it for some reason I would just watch the farming part.
Logically, light saber handles should be hot too. But i guess SW has lore explanation for it.
"Should we focus less on the slow-mo farming and more on organic character development?"
"Isn't farming organic enough for you?"
when I was watching this movie, all I could think of is how I can't wait for the pitch meeting
"when I was watching this movie"
Why would you do that to yourself?
I mostly watched it because I saw the thumbnail for the Pitch Meeting and wanted to appreciate the jokes.
The fact Rebel Moon is getting more movies is rather shocking
I don’t think the other movies have been given the greenlight yet. I know Snyder apparently wants to make 4 more. But given the reaction to the first two, Netflix would have to know it would be a massive waste of money.
It's not. That is just marketing to show people who are invested they can stay invested. I don't know why they keep doing that. You'll see, they are going to announce soon-ish the whole thing is cancelled. They did the same thing to The Witcher, and many other dud franchises. There is a very clear and obvious pattern.
Is it? Failing upwards despite one's sheer incompetence is nothing new in big business, including in Hollywood.
But of course, they're NOT renewing Lockwood and Co.
@@matthewmitchell3457 Maybe not the best counter-argument, considering Lockwood and Co was literally the stupidest thing ever presented on Netflix.
Brilliant as always, Ryan! My son and I watched the movie yesterday just for laughs and talked throughout about which bits of cinematic nonsense would make your Pitch Meeting. You nailed every one, of course! Especially THE GRAIN!! 😂
When I saw this trainwreck of a movie, I knew there has to be a pitch meeting about it. While watching it, I thought to myself: How do you harvest all of the grain in such a short period of time? Super easy. Well, how will you manage to dig all the trenches in time? Barely an inconvenience. This movie is in a category of its own in so many ways.
*Snyder:* The Director's Cut will be six hours!
*Me:* What, by making it entirely slow motion?
Extra 3 hours of cut slow mo farming.
For reals. Or just visual scenes with no dialogue.
Actually it’ll be
*dramatic hand motions*
Wheat the backstory. It will be SloMo shots of them planting the seeds.
SloMo shots of them watering the wheat.
SloMo shots of them fertilizing the wheat.
And then SloMo shoots of the wheat GROWING with humans thrown in for scale.
@@targetdreamer257 Zack Snyder needs to get that job doing ads for the grain farming industry somehow
DON'T GIVE HIM IDEAS
1:28 "What about the fight training?"
"Oh, the villagers are just instantly good at that part." proceeds to show the worst way to hold a gun ever*
I'm sorry for Gunner. Out of all the characters, he was definitely one in the movie.
Future spaceships being powered by coal (and possibly a string quartet) really stoked the furnace to make a string of slo-mo space grain harvesting films.
It's not actually powered by coal. Coral is used to brew wheat beer from all the wheat, the beer is used to fuel the god, and the god powers the ship
"Oh you want to make more of these!" realization omg lol
I tried watching the first one twice and only made it about 20 mins both times but, I'm glad these movies exist because seeing people talk about them is so entertaining
But it's excruciating when we all know there are MUCH better stories from far more talented, well-trained creators. But Snyder is rich, powerful, influential, and entitled. And THAT is all it takes to fail forward in Hollywon't. 🙄
Well, if that was the second movie you'd have seen 20 minutes of slow-mo harvesting. So at least you dodged that bullet I guess.
(i'm _almost_ morbidly fascinated enough to watch the director's cut of the second one just to see how much more farming he puts into it. Almost)
Lucky you, I actually sat through the entirety of the first one. Immediately gave the second one a thumbs down, without even watching it, and it just disappeared, never to be seen again. No, seriously; I have done that to many shows and movies, and I still see them being recommended. But I never see this movie among them.
Netflix knows this movie franchise is dead. They will announce, soon, that it is cancelled.
@@danielduncan6806Gods, I hope not. As long as Mr. Snyder is doing these boring and shallow derivatives, he's not screwing up any more adaptationa of things people actually care about by fundamentally understanding them (with _300_ being the sole exception since it's as shallow as he is).
Gah, I hate it so much when heroes in movies can’t bring themselves to kill their villains (when it isn’t thematically relevant or for children). Have they not prepared themselves for such an eventuality, despite everything? And if they have killed a bunch of soldiers during the movie, then it just feels hypocritical. What, are they just too scared to kill someone they know, but have no problem killing faceless soldiers?
Regardless. Great video with funny criticisms and stellar deliveries :)
Yeah it's so weird. :s
Meanwhile, characters I've played in LARPs or TTRPGs have had the inverse problem of "Must not harm innocent people, must not kill minions whenever possible, even when it makes things very inconvenient ...And now I'm sad that I wasn't the one to put that major villain down". XD
To be fair, it was her father figure. It makes s o m e sense that she had reservations about killing him, but after getting past the moral barrier of killing a child she had protected for some time, it’s not super believable she immediately can’t pull the trigger aimed at her father figure who she knows is a terrible monster.
3:49 They spent all that time harvesting for emotional impact when the grains get blown up.
“Instant elaborate trench systems are TIGHT!”
There are too many action movie tropes in this movie to fit into one tight little pitch meeting, but one bonkers detail that could have gotten a good Producer Guy reaction is that after murdering a bunch of medics, the main character blows up up the ship's power source, which appears to be a giant, semi-conscious metal woman, tied down in submission, that apparently is used to produce labia-shaped portals for the ship to travel through.
I'm scratching my head trying to figure out if you're joking or not.
@@calebmauer1751 check the first scene of the first movie, then in the second, the scene where she's planting explosives, before the ship blows up and starts falling.
Say "sike" right now lol
@@rh8884 watch the opening shot of the first movie and then the scene at the end of the second movie where she sets explosives and blows up the ship's engine right now
They're actually godlike energy beings, bound into servitude. But this totally isn't a Warhammer 40K ripoff because we don't call them "C'Tan!".
i'd like a Snyder cut of this film but it's just the slow-mo scenes of planting and harvesting grain, pair it with a nice calming ambient soundtrack, imagine it would be very relaxing
It’ll be awful trash like everything Snyder makes
Good job on that last joke during the end credits. The punchline was perfectly clear.
I see what you did there . . .
Hey as anyone else notice that the only Star Wars Product that didn't get a Pitch Meeting is the Clone Wars
Probably because it’s like 7 seasons full of like 20 something episodes each
This! Also, we need ones for Rebels and The Bad Batch!
Also Star Wars Rebels, Resistance, Tales of the Empire and the Jedi, Clone Wars (2003) etc
I'd like to see that I've decided.
Screenwriter guy doesn’t do pitch meetings for series that are too long
"Spoilers ahead!"
Bold of you to assume we even know it was released
"Look, you're gonna have to get ALL THE WAY off my back about that slow-mo farming."